/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11636805
Lesbians don't exist.

>>11636889
this. at least faggots can still please each others. but not matter how much someone say they're lesbo, at the end of the day they will absolutely looking for any phallic object to put in.

>>11636805
The Kiara obsessed schizo
The one who posts about Anya hating her fans
The one who posts about Ollie getting fingered

Probably all SEAniggers

That guy who insists all hololive members are lesbians and calls everyone who doesn’t agree an incel

>>11636889
Straight women don't exist and all straight sex is rape.

>>11636805
Is your ass really bleeding so bad you had to post this thread?

>>11636805
I see the gurame schizo is still salty, one year later.

>>11637345
who's this? i love her eyes

>that guy who got assblasted that a holo didn't immediately read his cringe sc and started spamming threads

>>11636805
Hololive Historian posts

>>11637390
https://twitter.com/NinanininVT/status/1447180606106918914
Nina or Ninaninin. She had a new model a few months ago.

>>11637139
>probably saw one or twice female friends flirt with each other in high school
>insatiable urge to make this universal for all females and lesbian interactions between vtubers
>writes walls of texts to call other anons "/u/fags who never had female friends" becasue he's that insecure and doesn't want others to think that way
Seriously dude, it's hilarious. He's fallen so deep into this normalfag persona he made and convinced he's right. Like we call other people delusional for fun but this is a real case. It's also funny seeing unrelated anti-/u/fags come here thinking it's insulting them.

>>11636805
>MARRY ME SELEN poster
>NijiEN troll maro ESLfag
>Kiryu avatarfag (who is also a numberfag & the DBZ kneel guy)
>>ADMIT IT! poster
>Holostars schizo(s), Astel falseflagger from /jp/, former larping Astella turned numberfag, and 'I want to kill myself when the girls don't acknowledge the Stars' ESLfag [New!]
>/qa/ bot
>/hlgg/ anon who bumps old threads blatantly to make room for a new /hlgg/ since they keep running out of images
>Akina poster
>Why is there no _ vtuber? swede anon
>iToddler tribalfag
>Meiro whiteknight
>Gundou anti who probably is positively impacting her popularity here
>anti /u/ schizo (/u/fags are annoying but he's hilariously obvious when he posts)
>Mito ruined vtubing schizo who may also be the Elienefag
>Nijisanji slutposters who spam whenever NijiEN drama happens (why)
>ImperialHal fag
>the infamous Marineschizo
And no, I shall not take my meds.

>>11637452
>OH IS THIS WHAT SHE'S DOING WITH HER CREATIVE FREEDOM?!!

>>11637009
This might surprise you anon but most women don’t cum from penetration. Lesbians have a higher orgasm rate than straight women because it’s a lot of oral.

>>11642096
dunno about those polls, I was inexperienced and didn't have an issue.
that's probably a result of obesity culture

>>11636805
Is it possible that all the people who say the word "fuck you" to me are the same person?

>>11638246
laughing selen poster

>>11638246
>SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ I WANT TO MARRY YOU, I JUST GOT MENTIONED AS AUTISTIC POSTER IN /VT/

>>11638246
Oh hey, one of those is me.

>hates minecraft with a passion but doesn't actually watch any actual gaming streams schizo
>the zhang with poor english who's life duty is to hate on Artia

ALL Unicorns must die.

>bora sex

>>11642363
Yeah, a fat chick wouldn't pretend to have an orgasm to assuage your insecurities.

>>11637089
>The one who posts about Ollie getting fingered
Hey, that's me! Just to tell you, apparently there's two of us and I'm the one who uses pic related
I'm a spic btw

>hates Ina with a passion autist who got very offended at being called a loser virgin

>vtubers need to be regulated like drugs because they're taking advantage and exploiting lonely men autist

The guy in Pochi threads who doesn't hide who he is in the discord at all
MARRY ME SELEN poster

the koro teeth/hey guy poster(s?) and "what is his problem" koronesuki poster

"why does Matsuri self-sabotage?" troll.

>>11642413
Fuck you pekofrog poster.

>>11638246
All me

The schizoyomi that spams pictures in Suisei anti threads

"Why Anya hate her fans" spammer

>>11645641
That’s like half the people who use the Vspo/Apex/Other assorted FPS shit at this point.

The guy falseflagging as a bonebro who's actually an Ame anti has been super active lately.

They're also pushing the clique thing like it's some sort of vtuber highschool gossip

>>11645641
I am convinced that the new spam of Borasex is the Benisex poster who went insane after no more Benisex for a month.

>>11636805
Antichama

>>11638246
I miss the mori brap poster in global.

The one (1) schizo who keeps making Ina anti posts

>>11648573
Much like Borasex, Benisex isn’t just one person. Beni herself is even in on that one.

>>11637089
I also sometimes post about Ollie getting fingered sorry it's just so funny to put it somewhere for emphasis like a finger in Ollie

Marineschizo and his alternate persona, Noelschizo. Here is why they're the same guy:
Most of Noelschizo's criticisms of Noel apply to Marine and/or have been used as criticisms of Marine by the Marineschizo, such as her being a shotacon or a fake otaku. He even slipped up a few times and called Noel a fujoshi, which makes no sense until you realize it actually applies to Marine.
Noelschizo also posts pictures of MariFlare while schizoing out in order to create an artificial opposition between Marine and Noel. Recently, there's also been an anon who immediately accuses anyone who says anything negative about Noel of being an Ichimi while posting screencaps of the Noelschizo. But the Noelschizo is obviously not representative of all Marinefags. It only makes sense if you consider that that anon is also the Marineschizo/Noelschizo trying to create more negative associations with Marine.
And no, I won't be taking my meds.

I'm glad I haven't been mentioned in any post. If I start browsing any 4ch board enough to be recognized, that's a problem.

>>11648861
I know she knows the joke but he was a little off his meds in the Botan anti threads, sometimes anons need to just masturbate before making a post clouded by a haze of sex

>>11649012
Confess your sins

Are >we calling schizos out now? There's one schizo who falseflags as a hoshiyomi in random threads saying that "she's perfect" or praising her but he hates hoshiyomis too and says that hoshiyomis go to threads and bring Suisei without a reason when most of the site does the same thing. There's also a schizo saying "t. deranged Hoshiyomi". I suspect they are the same person.

>>11649012
I'm on here a lot just don't do schizo stuff or have a weird relationship with this palce

>>11648330
Hey, that's me

>>11652794
I'm not a hoshiyomi but you're based anon, please keep doing it

>>11638246
Antichama in Haachama threads is also very easy to spot because he always uses the same buzzwords like EOP, haatard, subhuman scum, jew slut, etc.

"schizoposting" truly is the evolution of calling someone a samefag. Samefag was the end all argument on 4chan, two people disagree with you in a thread? Thery're actually the same person!! Of course as people figured out how to screenshot (you)s and inspect element it became a weaker tool, so now there's schizoposting, which operates in a similar way. Someone disagrees with you? Easy, they're actually a know schizophrenic individual who always posts in these threads disagreeing with you. That's the only explanation, it's always the same person there to always disagree. Very convenient. This in turn is, ironically enough, a very schizophrenic assertion to make. I have been called Xschizo so many times already in various threads across multiple boards. I come to a thread i never visited before and say something to have someone say "wow fuck off manuel(or any 3rd-world sounding name), we know its you". It's fucking retarded. It's one of the most retarded things i have ever observed on the internet, and that's saying something. But alas, the meta has settled in, and well have to deal with people calling anyone who posts something they dislike a schizo for years to come.

Anon that calls everything a chuuba does GFE

The retard that unironically thinks every death is a conspiracy & lie has been acting up today kek

>>11645641
hello i didn't realize i was being mentioned here since it wasn't a bait thread involving bora but if you politely ask or make a bait thread involving bora i can post bora sex
>>11648573
no

>>11636805
>Antichama
>Pekora raped Miko
>Kiryuposter (he's a nice guy)
>Anya hates her fans
>dotposter (making a topic with only a dot as text)
>Eggs
>/u/schizo
>yubiposter in Ollie threads
>/jp/ anti who always responds to the summaryfag in Pekora threads.
>zhangs

>>11653220
this thread can have 1 bora sex as good will for not being dumb.

>>11652794
I'm the anon who mentioned you and you're based as fuck desu. Thanks for your service.

>>11653005
Got called out, schizo-kun?

This is now a lesvian shizo thread.

>>11653220
>>11653299
Mentioned you originally, I love your bora sex posts, they really brighten up otherwise stupid threads. Keep up the good work.

>>11653570
probably won't happen again considering bora doesn't ever get threads made involving her that are stupid

きtらぁぁぁ poster...

>>11652846
There's not many bait or rrats involving JUST Suisei specifically. I have a lot of images, way beyond bump limit, and I just need the dedication to do it but is tiresome and it may leave a bad impression on other hoshiyomis so I try to lay low now.

The Ted Cruz Rikkun poster

Fauna anti / Shadow chama schizo

>>11636889
like clockwork

>>11653005
Zip it INdog

>>11642096
>but most women don’t cum from penetration
women can produce semen?

>>11653834
I might start making stupid threads about Bora just to give you an outlet to spam Borasex.

>>11652794
You are based and I try to help when the occasion arises, but shit Suisei bait threads tend to happen when I’m at work or asleep.

>>11653005
Still wont stop shizoposting from happening.

All these people listed above are me.

>>11657058
Yes, janny. This poster right here.

we have """""schizos""""" on this board, but when will we get an actual schizo , something like the leaffag, barneyfag, pitbullfag etc.?

>>11657132
orcschizo

the austrian who gets apoplectic about chicken being called german

>>11653005
ok schizo, just remember to take your meds

>>11647172
And the “fuck the dog” poster

>>11637089
>The Kiara obsessed schizo
The one who keeps saying ME ME ME?

>>11636805
Peko "bum" poster
He hasnt been posting in a while though

>>11637089
>The Kiara obsessed schizo
Can you narrow it down a bit. Got one who talks about beating her, gets off to her being sad, brings up wrestling, viewer glitch pasta, etc. Chicken woman has turned many men insane. Could it be the same guy? Maybe but it is probably eggs wanting a tag to brag.

But to even it out, there is a very controlling saviour fag who replies to himself in her split.

>>11653005
Schizos aren't just samefags. Orcshizo is an appropriate example but Barry on /v/ was probably the modern codification of it. Overt aggressive samefag arguments that looped every thread. Samefags usually try to (un)subtly frame their arguments in a better light or quickly shit up a thread then forget about it. Schizos are about shouting a script at every opportunity.

If someone called you Xschizo then you were probably repeating their arguments without thinking.

>>11645742
you can feel it anon
the real thing to wonder is what's up with you, assuming a random person you don't know sex partner was lying.

that guy who keeps making quality posts but never gets any (You)s
anon who thought he made a good joke, got called out for it, and now has anxiety to post anything funny
the lurkershizo, I know he is here
the stickyposter who is always on the front page
that one guy who

>>11636805
>casually

I have never seen this ever. It's always "THEY ALL MUNCH RUGS LUNA WANTED TO FUCK MATSURI BTU MATSURI GHOSTED HER AND WATAME TALKS ABOUT SIDEBOOB SO SHE MUST BE READY TO MUNCH HAACHAMA'S RUG AND SHIT".

>>11636805
that guy who insists literally no holos ever use here and completely ignores constantly getting shown risu/moona proving him objectively-wrong. he'll stay and argue in the thread endlessly and gets annoying, I wonder if he's a Cover intern or something attempting to damage control.

>>11637089
>Kiara obsessed schizo
We're called KFP and I won't just sit here and let you slander her. Fuck you and the oshi you rode in on.

>>11653269
>>Pekora raped Miko
wasn't it the other way around?

>>11636805
Some vtubers are probably gay or bi but realistically speaking most are putting on an act for the character

>>11636805
>the guy who spams selen in every thread on the board (blissfully dead)
>marineschizo
>mumeischizo, the guy hoo rants about how much he hates history every time ancient civ is brought up in the general

I get nervous every time I don't see kawaiiope poster at the top 5 replies of /morig/

I miss the original distorted Rosemi poster and the guy who would get incredibly worked up about distorted Rosemis and call them kfp

Marineschizo or the Moguboat guy, hope he's still there

The anon who always reminds us that he loves Haachama.

kawaiiope poster
the mocca dicksucker / contrarian that can't go one 1 minute without writing "holobronies"
The falseflagger that creates number threads
Lyger apologist
That one guy in the Nerine thread that thought she was making bank out of patreon after retiring from youtube
The argentinian lunaito
Schizo eggs and schizo KFP
the /qa/ bot

>>11665522
The lyger apologist is probably just lyger. He definitely uses /vt/.

>>11642096
Then why the most used woman sextoys are dildos and not fake mouths?

>>11669519
You're not supposed to point that out.

>>11669519
ESLchama, the most popular sex toys for women are vibrators, not dildos.

>>11669694
Not in every country to my knowledge
My knowledge is the vague memory of some old Youtube documentary though

>>11669519
Women have a vagina. What goes perfectly into a vagina? Like better than fingers? A penis. Same with gay men still wanting to put their dick into a hole. Only difference is that women don't have a substitute for a penis in the same way that gay guys have bussy as a substitute. So they make do.

Wanting penis shaped objects is not the same as wanting men, just like wanting bussy isn't the same as wanting pussy.

>>11665619
He browses /vt/ but he's probably not the lyger apologist

>>11670771
Sure, but I was contesting the claim that "most women don't cum from penetration", which feels like bullshit

>>11636805
bait threads by seanigs

If you're only following corpos it's ogey. Things get ugly when we're talking about /here/ chuubas

>that one dude who refuses to admit Mumei is HER and has a network of mental gymnastics
>that one guy who keeps saying HoloEN don't want 3D models and that Gura isn't interested in being an idol
>that one bloke who doesn't watch Kuzuha but uses him for numbers shitposting

>>11642096
And then lesbian bed death happens.

>>11652993
Antichama is my favourite poster on this board.

>>11636805
The Kiara obsessed schizo
The one who posts about Anya hating her fans
The one who posts about Ollie getting fingered

>>11646450
>drug control retard is also a simp with no seldf control
Pottery.

>>11676020
>one bloke
It's many, they always say that shitposting is fun but then when they start posting KNEEL TO TOKYO GHOUL the entire thread is seething with the rage of 100 suns and the topic is derailed

>>11674624
It's a statistical fact you can easily look up regardless of your feelings.

Noel/Marine schizo (vshoujofag)
Anti-holo wojakposter (also a vshoujofag). Noel/Marineschizo is that you?
Selen-poster/NijiEN avatarfag
Argentinian Lunaito, who always poorfags whenever a currency comparison is mentioned (You're not a simple poster, you're an eternal mood)
And motherfucking Moona Hoshinova making threads about vtubers /here/.

>>11657728
>that one guy who
Who what?

>>11653032
That isn't half the board?

>>11653005
Take your meds

>>11691794
It's definitely more than half the board.

>>11653032
What is a girlfriend but a girl you like to spend time with?

>>11686741
me

>>11697229
That doesn't makes sense, anon...

>>11697229
The guy who's doing you?

>>11636805
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/the%20fat%2C%20stinky%20bunny/

The Nachoneko schizo poster

>>11706306
Ngl, that is kind of funny. Fat, stinky bunny kek. IRL bunnies are stinky though.

>>11638246
Seeing myself not being on this list i might be doing something right.

>>11653032
I'm waiting until ID3 for him to call out one of the silhouettes as a GFE chuuba.

>>11657132
Fallenshadow might be around.