/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11625684
>this place is surprisingly unwelcoming to noobs who want to get into vtubers
haha, If only

Your thread is the final yab lmao
Get laughed off the board, kiddo

>>11625684
The final yab is your presence here and also the ogey

>>11625684
yab = drama or controversy
final = big enough to bring down a streamer/company/western civilization/humanity itself/ect

>>11625684
I honestly think this board doesn't gatekeep enough.
what am I kidding there is no gatekeeping at all.

When the rrat says ogey and go schizo all day that's a yabe

>>11625684
>kys, I've been here a couple of months already, this place is surprisingly unwelcoming to noobs who want to get into vtubers
I FUCKING WISH

>>11625684
I gotta yab for ya right here pal, also I'm gay.

>this place is surprisingly unwelcoming to noobs who want to get into vtubers
This thread confirms is not

>>11625684
>unwelcoming to noobs who want to get into vtubers
If you can't read context clues or something as simple as this. 4chan is just unironically not for you. You can enjoy vtubers on reddit or discord. I don't understand why you'd go out of your way to want to be part of a community that actively filters people like you.

>>11625684
Do they not teach you how to read context clues in school anymore? I learned this boards jargon in a few days. Worst part is they also warp real Japanese words.

Obvious bait since you would know that chat always says yab in every stream no matter what.
But the final yab? That's different.
Purchased by Disney is the.

>>11625684
>kys, I've been here a couple of months already, this place is surprisingly unwelcoming to noobs who want to get into vtubers
Clearly we should step up our game if you're still here.

>>11625709
>after reading some of the replies, I stand uncorrected

>>11625738
>>11625765
>>11625809
>>11625851
>>11625994

stfu faggots

>>11625778
finally, a normal-ish answer

>>11626016
I disagree

>>11626055
>>11626058
There is a difference in reading context from normal text and reading context from texts filled with cryptic words where you barely ever know if the author is just trolling or not

>>11626055
I've been on 4chan a couple of years now and I fit in the other boards just fine

>>11626194
I dont watch streams, just the clips. Who has the time for that anyways? Aside from neets and school kids that is

>>11626625
literally not me

>>11625684
>this place is surprisingly unwelcoming to noobs who want to get into vtubers
>SURPRISINGLY
Kill yourself now and do not come back.

>>11626548
No, you're just retarded if you've been here for "a couple of months" and can't figure out elementary lingo. Google it you dumb fucking nigger.

>>11626578
And you still haven't learned to figure out anything for yourself. Pathetic. Do you dress yourself in the morning or does someone else do that for you too?

>>11626603
This post is unironically your final yab. Get the fuck out normalfaggot. Why the fuck are you even here if you don't watch vtubers? I think you have unimportant twitter posts to make.

>>11626722
literally kys
>>11626817
>No, you're just retarded...
Im not even every day here, and if you guys are insistant on using terminology, make a dictionary post one in a while so noobs can keep up
>And you still haven't learned...
A welcoming community would have a way to integrate boobs into it, not have them search for info themselves
>This post is unironically your final yab
how so? explain
>Get the fuck out normalfaggot
This just confirms the "unwelcoming" part
>Why the fuck are you even here if you don't watch vtubers? I watch them, but just the clips, because I dont have time to watch multihour streams.
>I think you have unimportant twitter posts to make
I dont even have a twitter lol

look, you either have to do better or have to go back

>>11626603
Bitch we haven't made this board for fucking clipwatchers like you, look at the damn front page 90% of the threads are generals for streams. Archive search your lingo if you want to fit in or get out
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/

>>11627019
This post violates a rule.
This poster is underage.

>>11625809
It can't be helped. Not many people REALLY want to gatekeep because they wanna see their Oshi succeed and dominate the world.

The final yab is the friends you make along the way.

>>11627084
>we haven't made this board for fucking clipwatchers
what is wrong with being one? Its literally either this or not watching them at all, I am doing the best I can
>>11627157
does not violate any rules

>>11627172
why would You say gatekeeping is a good thing?
With it your community is just a tiny circlejerk where you drink each others cum 24/7

Im trans if that matters

>>11627258
incredible shitpost, thank you anon

>>11627019
Any hobby board on this website has no patience for newfaggots unable to fend for themselves. You'd know this if you "spent a few years" on boards that weren't for cumbrains. Back to /b/ or /gif/ you go.

>>11626548
>is she going to do a yab?
>no, shes smart
>yes, shes a fuckup
>what is the final yab?
>there is none, vtubing will never die
>the final yab will be exposing the top managers in a drug scandal
Your mind should assume yab = mistake/controversy. I literally took a mental test as a 2nd grader where there's analogies to made up words and you have to figure out the word via context clues. Somehow you are more retarded than a second grader..

>>11627329
>this website has no patience for newfaggots
that exactly why this place seems more depressing by the day. reddit seems unironically better now

>>11627240
Not saying it's good or bad, just saying how it is.

>>11627258
not even me

>>11627240
If you dont gatekeep the community becomes a bunch of drama seekers. That's why /vt/ got created, dramawhore faggots ruined /jp/ and couldn't stop spamming.

I'm a femanon btw

>>11626661
lol you can't be serious. this has to be a joke.
Alright, OP you get one chance:

Should the members of Hololive stay single in order to commit themselves to their idol profession and fans or is that an unreasonable expectation to put on someone.

>>11627427
It is YOUR job to make good posts that contribute to the community and not be an inept child who needs help with the simplest of tasks. If you want to be babied, there are other places for you. Reddit is one such place where they actively delete opinions they don't agree with. You would fit right in.

>>11627579
Why should I care? I don't watch them expecting to fuck them.

I'm a nijifag btw

>>11627578
not even
>>11627546
thats not even close
>>11627579
most likely unreasonable. Even real idols have boyfriends. Of course, they hide them/dont publicize them, but they do have them

>>11627717
Correct answer. You can stay.

>>11625684
>yab=yabai=danger, used as ''drama''
>Final yab= A drama with the potential of killing a branch, company or industry, for example the Taiwan was a final yab for HoloCN
>this place is surprisingly unwelcoming to noobs who want to get into vtubers
That's because this is a containment board, a lot of tourists or ''newfags'' don't understand this and goes to spam the same things on live chat or twitter where vtubers can see it, (It's called breaching containment and you will be a faggot if you do this)
Also keep in consideration than some anons are just shitposting, other anons are serious schizos, don't take seriously everything you see here

>>11625684
>What is a "yab"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElZv8l3NyYI

>>11627796
finally, something like a normal answer

>>11627717
>>11627765
>>11627776
You have chosen poorly.

All of you (the same faggot) need to go back

>>11627839
Do you have any other question? I feel like spoonfeeding if it makes you less problematic

I'm trans btw

>>11625684
kys

>>11627928
yes, from this thread - what is wrong with watching only clips? Its the only way I can watch any vtubers at all

The final yab is the yab that precedes the finale. If the finale hasn't come then the yab isn't final, as it's the coming of a finale that finalizes any given yab.

For example, mentioning East China was Coco's final yab. It wasn't Hololive's as the company persevered, but it was Coco's as it was the last yab she ever made prior to graduating. The finality of a yab is always what makes that yab the true final yab.

>>11627765
You are literally a newfag what the fuck do you know?

The absolute state of /vt/

>>11628010
Clips are only the 5% about a vtuber, so basically you know nothing more than a mere (and probably overused) meme of them, if I ask you to tell me something about Rushia for example and you just can tell about pettan jokes, that's obvious the one who asked will tell you that you don't know shit about her, also a lot of clippers are uploading clickbait content, using sexuality to get more views, mistranslating a lot of things (Please DON'T watch Otakmori) and even a few of them are chasing clout and money blatantly like sodafunk, they are hated here

>>11627896
die a violent death

>>11628161
Note: this behavior is perfectly acceptable when talking about vtubers people already dislike, such as vshojos.

>>11627928
I have more questions, what is a "bump","sage" and "generals"? And who is Aloe? What is a Live2D?

and while I'm at it why are some boards blue and some boards red

>>11628161
Otakmori translations are mostly fine nowadays. He's been doing it everyday for a while, it's a given eventually he'd eventually become decent. Just puns usually fly right over his head.

Who is "moot"?

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

>>11628161
>Clips are only the 5% about a vtuber
As I gather its usually the most relevant 5%,as the majority of any stream is just boring

My oshi is Gura btw

This place sucks, I like reddit better.

>>11628249
>bump
bump is basically bring a topic to the page 1 by posting on that thread, bump limit is on 310 replies, you can check that at the bottom
>generals
General threads are destined to specified regular topics like one talent (or a group)
>sage
This is a word rarely used now but is adding comments which won't bump a thread if I remember correctly

>>11628390
If you have context. If you don't know the talent it gives a skewed vision of what they're really like. You can't trust a clipwatcher discussing a talent because they don't really know them, they only know their 'highlights' which doesn't show the whole picture.

>>11628441
>conta
ditto

>>11625684
How the fuck haven't you heard a single vtuber saying "yabe" in months?

>>11628390
>just boring
Don't be surprised if anons are hostile to you, btw how old you are?

>>11628549
27

>>11628549
47

>>11628390
Ever tried to listen to Ina's streams while working? Or Pekora's if you enjoy her adorable screams? Or any vtuber karaoke streams? I love listening to Towa, Watame and Coco singing.

These can be incredible experiences if you're into it.

>>11628412
Tell me something I don't know.

>>11628902
There's only one vtuber I can watch actively with nothing else open and be extremely entertained, but I won't soil her name by posting her in a thread this shit.

>>11627427
Yeah honestly reddit is a much better place. Now go

Did you guys know OP stands for "open phaggot" and phaggot sounds like faggot, which that is what I am!

>>11628969
For me it's not about being "entertained". Sure Ina and this indie vtuber www.twitch.tv/xkiarichan "entertain" me, but that's not the main reason I watch / listen to them. It's not mere "entertainment" that helped me get through this last year. If you know you know as they say.

>>11628969
Its okay, Ill post her picture for you.

>>11629154
I've been around since hlgg was created and I still think you're autistic. She's not going to fuck you, anon. You've watched her long enough that you know much more about her than you would any other person, and because of that you feel a special (one-sided) connection to her. Please spend your remaining time on earth improving yourself and getting a real girlfriend. It's not too late.

>>11629273
>council
fuck no

>>11629329
>nooo you can't just be entertained by streams everyone who watches vtubers is parasocially deluded

On second thought, I changed my mind. I'll tell you who I find the most entertaining. Maybe if the people in this shit thread watch her you'll become better people.
Here's her channel: https://www.twitch.tv/veibae

>>11625778
This

>>11629382
Reading comprehension reps, now
(specifically read the post I'm replying to)

>>11627717
Props for the right mindset.
>>11628249
>what is a "bump","sage"
Both terms are explained on the decade old FAQ. https://www.4chan.org/faq#sage
This >>11628508 is mostly correct, typing "sage" into the option field makes it not bump. And generals are threads on a specific topic for which a new thread will probably be made if the old one dies.
>>11627019
>dictionary post
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/10301669/#10305639 should help, obviously don't take it literally.
>>11628390
I would hope it's obvious that if you let /youroshi/ pick the most important 5% of what they say, it's sure as hell not going to be what's clipped the most. Clips are mostly lol funny or "I know that feel" content. It's superficial to a degree that some chuubas take it personal.

>>11629329
What are you talking about. I mean, that's probably something some people here should read, even though deep inside them they already know it. However, even though a non-negligible part of the people posting here are somewhat parasocially deluded as >>11629382 put it, I don't think it's fair to assume that anyone who has a special relationship with *the fact of watching vtubers* is hoping to get *a relationship with a vtuber*.

I'm clinically depressed, and watching vtubers was one the few things that helped me going. Some people simply enjoy them as pure entertainment. Other don't, for various reasons.

>>11625684
kys first then i'll tell you

>>11629556
You're confusing anon using vtubers as entertainment to distract from depression/life as him wanting them to fuck him, you are the one who needs reading comprehension reps.

Now, OP:
There are three issues with your kind of questioning.
One, this isn't even a 4chan-specific issue, it's just what happens with sites once the guidelines are publicly available: Just look up WP:PGL on Wikipedia for a list of things you are (not) supposed to say in discussions there. The more a site has to talk about its own meta, the more it becomes an esoteric circlejerk that doesn't actually talk about important things, like my oshi loving your oshi loving you.
Two, being lenient to this shifts discussions towards explanation threads and clipwatchers. People don't come here to educate you on things you would pick up over time anyway. They come here to talk about things they spend much time and attention on, and hear other people's opinions who do the same. And also to have a good time, for whatever qualifies as "good".
Three, there is no good way to condense conversational practices into a post. You just have to learn through exposure that board tourism is discouraged, that you have to always lurk more, and that if you are asking for a definition of a "final yab", you're just looking too hard into something.

>>11627019
I once posted something among the lines of "I see lots of indie vtubers on twitch with [pre-debut] in their title, I know about twitubers but it seems to mean something else here, what is it?", when I was still somewhat new. I got my answer even though in insight I simply had to click on one of these "pre-debut" indie vtubers' stream to understand what it was about.

This doesn't feel unwelcoming to me. Hell, you've got yours in the first four posts. Or perhaps the problem is that it wasn't surrounded with "hello anon! don't worry about asking about this kind of stuff!" and "everyone can be a bit confused by all this lingo! you're valid!".

>>11625684
Dramafags get the rope

>>11625684
>What is a "yab"?
it's short for "Yabai"
it got popularized with Towa male on stream drama
the male said it on stream
https://streamable.com/g3acz
https://streamable.com/g3acz
https://streamable.com/g3acz
>And what makes it final?
seaniggers who don't know about the info above forced this just like the pekoras faces

>>11626498
>gets spoonfed exactly what he asked for
>still calls it normal-ish
faggot

>>11628902
i used to watch pekora on one screen as i worked online on another, actually helped me wake up, it was early in the morning and her high pitched half screaming voice stopped me from wanting to sleep

thanks for the laugh OP

this is the most shitty bait I've ever seen but it's kinda finny and some retards got into it