/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>/yah/ sings
Record your best "I love this fucking bear" and send to th1sc4ntb3r1ght@gmail.com

I think i want to lick chihiro's feet

I love fucking this bear!

>>11624844
This fucking rrat is going to be gnawing at me for my entire life, also I LOVE THIS BEAR SHE'S THE CUTEST

i love this fucking bear

That is one of you dads I saw in warframe right?

https://witcheffect.com/yah/Cards/

Gonna aim for a deadline of this friday, though you'll still be able to submit cards. For black card suggestions, I recommend cards like "_ and _, the collab that needs to happen." over stuff like "_ is good...", also, gonna remove any white cards about people still active.

>>11624571
>TLDR /yah/ sings Clover Club is ready, now I just want you to record your best "I love this fucking bear" (or any other short relevant vocalization) and send it to me at th1sc4ntb3r1ght@gmail.com.
>The deadline is 48 hours from now, that's 20th of October, 1800 GMT. After that I'll gather whatever I receive, add it to the project, pack it up nice and send it to the bear within 24 hours.

Dadchama! Post your dick in the thread onegai! I will let the biggest and smallest DM me!

>>11611744
>>11616783
Three in one day? then it's a good day... I wouldn't mind getting sandwiched by these thighs. tabun maybe.

>>11625700
how do I convince bear to officially beef up her thighs as ass?

>>11625745
>as
and*
I might be retarded

>>11625745
I want to fatten the bear up.

>>11625970
architect away

>>11625970
id agree with that statement

>>11625970
fatten you you say

>>11626003
Winter is soon and she's been feeling cold. A little extra meat on her bones would help and make her more cuddly too.

>>11625567
me too

>>11625415
literally who?

>>11627068
My wife Chisato.

>>11626451
Maybe some extra bush might help too.

Dads... Bea tweeted "discord sex" six hours ago and was silent ever since... I'm concerning

>>11627841
she's asleep with me the discord sex really wore her out

>>11627841
Dad... It's fucking 4 in the morning in Japan.

>>11627841
the stinky bear is asleep why do you think this dump is so quiet? do you really think bear paws are a fake thing? she does enjoy making us angry

>>11627841
She is cooking up stronger baits.

I hope she at least does a guerilla stream this week, I'm starting to miss her...

>>11628026
she’s setting up 3d
seeking all her belongings just to have room to stream in 3D in her small japanese apartment!
wow even after selling all her furniture it’s still not enough!
time to move to a bigger room!

>>11627718
Good idea. I'll send her a DM.

>>11627984
Bea dreams about how to torment Risuna.

She was sad nobody took her bait earlier dads. You should be ashamed at how boring and desensitized you've become.

>>11628071
I will rent Bea a room in my house for her VR use if she pays in sex.

Does Bea have a cute innie or beef flaps? What does it smell and taste like?

>>11628150
It's all these party poopers telling dads to "stay strong" and "ignore bait". I want to bring out the darkness in dads' hearts.

>>11628150
fuck her, her bullshit gave me insomnia and a nervous breakdown, it's a miracle I am still here

>>11627877
Keep joking, one day it's gonna be true, but with someone else, and you're gonna seethe because you spent all your time larping in these threads

>>11628206
Beef flaps. Mackarel that spent too long in the fridge.

>>11628206
Cute innie, like fresh boiled milk.

>>11628227
quit projecting onegai

>>11628150
She knows what to do for meltdowns, but she still doesn't do it. So it's her fault.

>>11628206

>>11628378
>buck
uh oh

>>11628378
where can I get some of that? is it fresh? what's the biggest container you can order?

>>11628378
I'd like to have some straight from the tap, please.

>>11628375
She's waiting until we have enough newfags for it to be worth it. If you're going for a massacre it would be pretty lame to kill only a few.

>>11628375
It's more fun for her to convince other people to spin rrats on her behalf. She's busy shitting up other chuubas threads.

>>11628331
But I'm not the one larping?

>>11628378
I'd just like to flex by saying the Chihiro panties story was mine.

>>11628453
>killing newfags
but that's easy, she really should just go for killing the grizzled dads

>>11628636
Why would she kill people she likes?

>>11628657
they're the ones that will give the best reactions

>>11628409
Broken

>>11628453
She's cultivating a fanbase of hardcore masochists.

>>11628657
Entertainment

foolish guys

>>11628657
So that she can closely watch all of their reactions. Remember the sexual awakening stream?

>>11628150
Nobody took the bait because everyone was thinking that she was talking about them

>>11628909
What was the bait in particular?

After months of dm sex I finally got a answer to a question that's been keeping me up at night. Can Beatani whistle: The answer is no she cannot

https://jigex.com/etekN
Time to puzzle, dads

>>11628748
I wasn't lying when I said I will stay until the end

>>11628909
nobody took the bait because it extraordinarily shit, bear needs to either step up her rrat breeding game or just use something real to create drama.

>>11628945
I hope you will consider adding this critical information to the wiki.

>>11629009
She is just fishing for reactions

>>11629032
but the meltdown is the ultimate reaction

I will redeem this now.

You don't think she would really date a dad right? Even a LDR online doesn't seem like something she would do.

>>11629159
Thanks for ruining my day. But you never said it had to be a public one.

>>11629180
No she'll move to Sendai with n****

>>11629180
honestly that seems just like the kind of relationship that she'd do. of course in reality she's just going to speedrun a relationship with some random nip into marriage and kids for the sake of appeasing her mom.

>>11629301
True her mom is literally her oshi.

>>11629301
Could never see Beatani having kids, ever. And hope she doesn't have any I think she'd make a terrible mother.

>>11629520
you're right I gotta make sure to cum in the other hole next time to be safe

>>11629520
a terrible mother trapped in an loveless marriage... someone has to save her bros...

>>11629575
First or third?

>>11629009
The bear is a master baiter.

>>11628947
>hurr let me just move the entire assembly down for no reason
fuck off

In today's financial news, Beacoin is suffering a strong pullback due to supply issues in the quality bait market. This brings it into the red as it often is at the end of the month. If Clover Corp can't find an alternate supplier Beacoin might be in for a long bear market even as bulls protest.

>>11628947
>you can drag pieces but also click to pick up and click to drop
arrrghhh this shit drives me up the wall, who thought this was acceptable

>>11628947
Round two?

>>11628947
Might be the hardest one so far

>>11630855
No fuck you nigger

>>11630855
I'm down.

>>11630881
>>11628947
>>11630855
https://jigex.com/zpzm1
lessgo

>>11630965
nevermind i'm retarded
https://jigex.com/RuT3u

>>11630989
the last one was too hard but this one was too easy tabun
another one?

that was it for me, thanks.

>>11631255
sure, let's do one more
https://jigex.com/YPhP9

>>11628378
Wouldn't this just be deer repellent?

BEATANI COSPLAY ONEGAI

>>11631572
be the change you wanna see

>>11631287
This one felt just right. I like when there's a lot of gradients. Any more?

>>11631523
No, it's bear estrous to attract male bears.

>>11631572
It's hard to find a jacket that's similar. The sundress and white wig were easy I already had those. Now debating weither or not to shave my pits and legs to make it more believable.

>>11631666
https://jigex.com/qnwE9
last one for me

>>11631723
I kinda want some more not gonna lie. This is relaxing

>>11632027
host one

>>11632027
fuck it, let's do one more
https://jigex.com/9wTjU

https://102716.xyz/context?channel=trash&created_at=1634475301281
Beatan loves MS!!!

The above link references content posted by Beatani.
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about.

>>11632083
w-what exactly is going on on that picture?

Seems lot of people talked how some people could be too close to Beatani and stuff but honestly, it's not something to envy at all.
Beatani is far better when you look from a distance, as an artist/creator.
Beatani isn't someone you can truly love, because once you know her she'll stop being worth the trouble.

Why do you think an extroverted creative girl in a band, who had so many experiences, is still single and unmarried at this age? Anyone dating her would realize the mistake that it is in a few days.
She's incredibly materialist, almost superficial. If she's ok with you, she simply saw valuable enough estate, job, education and ability to handle a house. Sure your look doesn't matter much but it's simply because she doesn't really have attraction to men, so even if sometimes you have sex, it'll be disinterested and quick if possible. Of course she doesn't have much time for you between Japanese work hours (she may quit her job to live of your salary, but still spend all day on internet), her vtubing, and her favorite viewers she will talk to more than you (ADHD, need new talking interest more selfish.

She is unpredictable and doesn't care about what you feel at all. You won't know if she decided to randomly go somewhere or just decided to sleep, you will have to follow her sleep schedule to have some kind of shared life. Your thoughts don't matter to her. She doesn't care about you, only about what you can provide, or how she can use you that idea she suddenly got.
If she feels like talking, you have to be here to here to fulfill her current desire or she will just flirt with someone else.
However if (You) wanna talk you better wait for one of her rare moments of pause. She's probably at least 35 in real life and already infertile, she'll start showing sign of aging before you know it.
She doesn't clean or cook, make a mess, always forget everything you tell her, often drunk, can easily act and lie to you, she's a parasite and will make your life hell. Don't fall for her tricks and block her when she tries to talk to you in private. on't let her ruin your life.

>>11633078
Better to not ask those kinds of questions.

>>11633098
> She's incredibly materialist, almost superficial. If she's ok with you, she simply saw valuable enough estate, job, education and ability to handle a house. Sure your look doesn't matter much but it's simply because she doesn't really have attraction to men, so even if sometimes you have sex, it'll be disinterested and quick if possible. Of course she doesn't have much time for you between Japanese work hours (she may quit her job to live of your salary, but still spend all day on internet), her vtubing, and her favorite viewers she will talk to more than you (ADHD, need new talking interest more selfish.

God could you describe a more perfect waifu?

>>11632083
and another one
https://jigex.com/bWLVa

>>11633098
Good morning, beatani

>>11633181
aw fuck, I know this one

>>11633098
>when she tries to talk to you in private
haha yeah this happens to me all the time haha HAHA haha

>>11633098
Any rrats about why she wrote this post? I think she's looking for a husband for real, and she wants the suitors to know what they're getting into.

>>11633098
>Why do you think an extroverted creative girl in a band, who had so many experiences, is still single and unmarried at this age?
Because she's lazy and smells terrible.

>>11633181
https://jigex.com/gsmmF
that's a special one

>>11629180
It's more like, she doesn't see a clear separation between what's supposed to be a friend and what's supposed to be a lover, given how she hates labels. I can imagine here gaining acting like lover and 5 days later back to normal, just on a whim, gaining and losing interests on random people. Which honestly give sense to her being single for so long. Even if you trap her in a marriage she may actually forget you're married one day and come back to her house, or just forget she's pregnant and start running in the stairs and fall.

>>11633528
oh look, it's a four leaf clover

>>11629180
I wouldnt either but Im menhera as well so who knows

>>11633535
>or just forget she's pregnant and start running in the stairs and fall

>>11633671
If I was a grill I'd date a dad. We have quite a selection of tall, fit, 130iq dads to pick and choose from. But I'm not gay so no luck for me.

>>11633528
>steer is moving this piece
>steer is moving this piece
>steer is moving this piece
jesus nigger chill the fuck out

>>11633098
As long as she doesn't abuse me or overdose on hard drugs I think I can handle it. Still would rather keep her as a friend, that seems like the best course of action.

>>11633098
copypasta or big autism?

https://files.catbox.moe/zqkh4c.webm

>>11633528
>left after the bear and the blanket were complete and only the grass was left
ngmi

>>11633074
wtf I love ms now

>>11634062
I was expecting "why do you have autism" considering what's going on in the thread

>>11634032
Can't be a copypasta with those details and barely anything generic.

>>11633952
This, only I'd probably be fine with non-physical abuse. Don't ask me how I know.

>>11634177
autism then

>>11634032
It's 99.99% bea, I've never been so certain about bear paws before. >>11633535 too.

Dad's brains are so fried they think anything longer than a sentence is copypasta

>>11634272
>>11633098 smells like France.

>>11634322
I'm giving the poster the benefit of the doubt that he doesn't actually have crippling autism

>>11634351
might be onto something

>>11634372
and you don't?

>>11634405
I have other mental illnesses

>>11634062
>you'll never kiss her lips

>>11634490

>>11634490
you can kiss something else instead
https://files.catbox.moe/6gihxu.webm

>>11634490
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY LIFE GET ME THE FUCK OUT HOLY SHIT PLEASE JUST END IT

>>11633098
I've missed you. You gets the facts correct but then use them to make the most hopeless, doom filled prediction you can make from them. Good stuff.

>>11634920
ぺろぺろ

>>11633098
Why is this frog man so sad all the time? Just eat flies and be happy.

>>11635248
He can be Bea and Hiroyuki's French maid!

>>11635248
he can't help it, it's just how frogs be

>>11635248
>>11635305
Why does no one think it's bea?
>She has written thoughts like that on her twitter before (although in much less detail)
>The time of the post matches her schedule perfectly (wake up, read the thread, and write the post)
>The picture is the same one she used in her tweet (except edited)
>Not many dads would talk shit about her unironically like that, but she does it all the time when she's trying to get people to be less invested in her
>The poster didn't deny it

>>11634272
that's cool and all except it isn't her writing style at all and it obviously wasn't run through deepl-chama

>>11635248
>>11634351
Probably not frog. I hope before we all kick back the koolaid we can reveal which posters we were because I wonder if my prediction is right.

>>11634920
>that flawless first pronunciation of "lick my dick"
what the fuck, is that a glitch or a feature?

>>11633098
The thing is, most people know this from the start. It should be common sense. Those that don't know it are delusional, wearing rose colored glasses, or not speaking from experience. Whether they are aware enough to realize it or not, what most dads would want from a romantic partner is not the same thing that Beatani would provide. If I had to generalize, most dads are the monogamous, hopeless romantic typem They believe in true love and often want a family. And they absolutely want to be their partners first priority. If you have these qualities, Bea is not the girl for you. I don't even think most dads would have the mental fortitude to deal with it over time even if she entered voluntarily. For example, watching your partner interact with other men while showing you a lack of interest, is not something that many here are equipped to deal with.

i'm such a slut for beatani's cock

>>11635471
Watching her learn English is so cute

>>11635412
She can easily change her writing style.
>>11633098
Please tell us if you're not bea

>>11635363
1. you don't need a polar bear brain to expand on her thoughts and fill in the blanks as you go
2. the time when she wakes up during a no stream day are fairly eratic
3. anyone can edit a picture
4. there are still dads that are capable of shit talking her while anonymous
5. denying it or ignoring the bear paws call out is literally meaningless

>>11635497
I just want to fuck her sometimes

>>11635545
its understandable but why not fuck someone closer to your house

>>11635593
That wouldn't cause an epic meltdown

>write long-ass novel
>too fluent so no one calls bear paws
>get buttmad and try to convince people it's bear paws
Not French either, those snail-munchers are barely one level up from nips in English proficiency.

>>11635468
You know I didn't consider it at first but maybe it's Bea larping as doomposting frog. She's getting bored of her NY larp and looking to expand her craft. It roughly has frogs writing style and ESL mistakes but I wouldn't count out this possibility.

After 6months in this thread I've long learned to vary my writing style to copy different people.

>>11635679
That would be quality bait. Bea posing as dads and faking DMs with them could cause a lot of trouble.

>>11635593
nta but I'll never get laid if there's no exoticism factor

Fuck, just checked the time left till the next stream and it's 4 days of wait... My depression is gonna kill me without a beatani stream, how will i survive

If it's not bea then >>11635533 is. (Because of "the time when she wakes up during a no stream day are fairly eratic")

believe me, the bear copies the writing style of the dads in a random way, one day she is a frog and the next day she is a spic

Bea has been more active in /Pyon/ than /yah/ lately. She really cannot control herself.

she can't be writing these posts, they don't have NIGGER and FAGGOT in them

>>11635878
This true.

Just taking known facts and a few narratives and twisting them to their worst outcome, nothing particularly crazy. No bear paws intended nor doompost. Making the opposite positive version is possible.
Always prepare for the worst, though it's fine if you hope the best, of course.

>>11635766
bear will mix fake and real DMs to really rot dad brains, then she'll really let loose in the inner circle DMs because any leaks would be called out as bait.
>>11635869
sometimes I'm a little retarded when it comes to putting words down please understand...

I also learned to change mine with each post, i write in a specific way in bea's youtube chat and use certain words that i still have to use here. I like my anonymity and dads are too stalkerish

>>11635985
yeah same here
t. me

>>11635923
she's really curious to see how the thread and kiki will meltdown, it's understandable desu

>>11635471
lig my dig :DDDD

>>11635985
Fuck i forgot the tag >>11635760
I may write differently but i guess i'm a retard everywhere

>>11636083
She's probably encouraging Kiki to make a Minecraft and Discord to really see the meltdown. In fact, she's got a guy she can recommend.

>>11635940
Yeah, and you've got a knack for it. It's just the worst possible (but still plausible) way to see things. Like I said, always fun to read.

>>11636131
considering how easily they take bait I don't think she's going through the trouble of trying to convince kiki to make a discord

>>11635985
I'm not really stalkerish, but sometimes when I see typos and rare words, I like to search them on discord to see if someone uses them a lot.

You know this thread is boring when bea resorts to visiting the rival thread to shit it up, instead of just fucking up this place

>>11636624
yeah maybe this place really does need some real drama

>>11636624
Sometimes it's more fun to be a disinterested observer.

have you ever wondered what bea really thinks of you?

>>11635923
Me too, honestly. It's fun to shitpost there knowing kiki might comment on the posts. She doesn't care about containment breaking at all.

>>11636706
Yes, of course. That's normal.

>>11636706
I think it's better that I don't know.

>>11636706
all the time. i make a comment that she responds poorly to and worry about it until she seems pleased with me. i hate the roller coaster

>>11635953
>bear will mix fake and real DMs to really rot dad brains
Can't believe this kusobear reads Golden Kamuy too.

>>11636706
of course, and I hope she trusts my mental fortitude enough to outright tell me someday
>>11636732
I feel like I'm too out of the loop to keep shitposting, still proud to be called out as a samefag in that tweet essay she did. thinking back to it she probably had someone in her DMs convince her considering it took her at least 20 minutes to come to that conclusion

>>11636706
A bit, but it's mainly because you can't read body language online

>>11636850
>samefag
Wait, you too?

>>11636706
yeah but theres nothing she said that wont suprise me anymore even if she tells me that she hates me and thinks im cringe and should kill myself so any positive thought from her of me would suprise me more tabun

>>11636706
most people don't like me so I'd rather live in my delusions

>>11636706
See >>11636850 . Or at least I'd hope she'd trust me enough to tell me off if I do something really annoying. Positive feelings don't really need to be said though.

I fucking love this bear...

>>11637054
were you apart of the donation sperging? I've also got a hunch that bear paws was apart of that too.
>>11637158
oh right I agree, I don't want suger coated nonsense either

I am not Beatani

>>11636850
>>11637054
>>11637292
What are you talking about?

>>11636706
yes she's only called me a retard and thank you at best.

>>11637340
it's about having fun shitting up kiki threads using her own retardation as ammo

>>11635953
>Bea encouraged faked DM and messages early to everyone doubt anyone posted after.

Hey Mori, can you stop trying to "sing" rap?
shit ain't suited for you, when you sing other styles your actually good voice comes out

>>11636706
No because she doesn't think about anyone but herself.

I have had 4 fireball candies since the last update

The reality is, if Bea shits up Kiki's thread it's because they're giggling at anons in DMs while doing so.

>>11637488
Crush one up and snort it for science

>>11637488
Noted

>>11637488
I don't get this post

>>11637633
Anon bought 240 Atomic Fireball candies and is sharing his progress in the thread.

>>11637491
drybi? she's a sadist remember?

>>11636706
She has outright called me creepy and disgusting, so that's probably pretty accurate. Or she's just teasing me knowing that I'm an M. Either outcome is acceptable.

>>11636706
I feel a mutual sense of nukumolity with her

>>11637550
I won't put a fireball candy up my ass
I won't snort a fireball candy
I won't crush up a fireball candy and rub it in my eyelids to get a rush of energy
I won't tie fireball candies to a string and pretend they are anal beads
I won't put fireball candies inside onigiri and send them off to a retirement community
I won't put as many fireball candies in my mouth at one time just to >know how many will fit
I won't liquify the fireball candies and inject them into my veins like heroin
I won't grind up the fireball candies like they are cocaine and rub them over my gums
Just saving you some time in the future

>>11637812
hmmm....

>>11637457
There's a difference between doing what you're good at doing, and doing what you like doing.

>>11637857
nobody likes wiggers

>>11637885
She's got a ton of subscribers that say otherwise.

>>11635923
Example link?

>>11637667
How does her laughing at anons make her not a sadist?

>>11637923
her subs are wrong

>>11636706
Wondered? Not only she told me what she thought of me, but also of most dads, and other vtubers too. I got really surprised she could be such a bitch. I took distance since then.

>>11638051
now THIS is bear paws

>>11637931
why would she settle with believing that anons aren't larping/shitposting when she can just watch kiki meltdown?

>>11638051
share your knowledge

>>11638146
It's cringe all the way down. Vtubers and vtuber watchers are all irredeemably cringe.

>>11637779
Me too, but that's why I'd like to know for sure if it's just one sided.

>>11636706
She should just do the dad tierlist on stream

>>11637812
Okay but hear me out, would you consider freezing them and using them as ammunition in a slingshot to harass trick-or-treaters during Halloween? You could laugh real loud and say "here's your candy you little shits" it would be really cool.

>>11638324
that would be pure kino

>>11638324
it would be fun and cause a small meltdown everyone wins

>>11638051
She told me what she thought of me, also most the other dads, and other vtubers. I got really surprised how funny and caring she can be and how great she is at shitposting. I try to message her every couple of days at least.

>>11638342
NTA but it's fireball candies consumed, not wasted on frivolous hazing of the local youth.

>>11636706
Been around since the very beginning. I doubt it

I know she's on VR chat talking to cute Japanese boys most mornings now but one little stream wouldn't hurt so bad would it?

>>11638619
I imagine bear is just going around and creeping on all the mutes

>>11636706
Not really but she told me! Surprising she takes me as interesting lol I find myself kinda boring.

>>11638619
>It's her again... we came here with our girl avatars. We're out of luck.

>>11638324
Already did one

>>11638114
agree

I might be literally who but at least my boy Jack is appreciated

>>11639086
you just summoned the jack larper

>>11639139
i think it's the real jack

>>11636706
I haven't heard a positive comment about me in years I don't see why bea would be any different.

>>11639323
I like you, dad. You're one of the good ones

I hope bear actually knows that she's currently the only one that can start some real drama and excitement in the threads right now.

>>11639396
It's not true I'm just too much of a pussy

>>11639396
She has all the materials she needs to make a yah nuke.

>>11639442
Please end this time of peace.

>>11639396
her boyfriend could probably start some drama if he leaked DMs.

Isn't there one dad who's willing to destroy his reputation with Bea and leak some juicy DMs?

I just hope nobody leaks the OB posts, that would cause some real drama.

>>11639526
They'd also destroy their reputation with some dads, maybe even ones they've befriended.

For the bored dads, wait another week. I'm sure you'll be able to have fun.

>>11639642
Of course. It's a wipe your dick on the curtains on the way out kind of move. Anything for a good shitpost.

>>11639526
Maybe if Bea DMed me more. I only have one conversation to pick from

>>11639662
if you're talking about the gayops she has planned then I feel like that's not going to cut it for me sadly

>>11639703
Doesn't seem like you have much to lose then.

>>11639632
Specially not the recent ones. These are of most importance.

>>11639518
I will never leak the DMs.

>>11639757
Why?

>>11639812
Let's say OB is actually worth the price.

>>11639737
Project V is a codename for Project G, the world's first vtuber agency featuring exclusively gay male vtubers. It's just to play a prank on Reddit but dads are going to have to push their comfort limits a little bit for the joke.

>>11639812
this is just the same old moldy bait about OB tier...

>>11639703
You need to stop slacking off, dad

>>11639879
t. OB SHAKING right now.

>>11639812
If I told you I'd have to fuck you.

>>11639894
Its a bit sad that she has to put up with such sociopath creeps who boast about their DMs with her.

>>11639915
god I fucking wish

>the dm leak was real
oh nononono

>>11639879
The last time that moldy bait was used, we found out that bea replies to every comment on the OB posts.

rrat: she decided to tweet just now to see who was posting in this thread

>>11640105
>3 paragraphs
How will boring dads ever recover?

>>11640105
I thought that was exposed earlier? though maybe that poster didn't actually post proof.

>>11640105
Not every comment, and most balons don't even reply to the posts.

>>11640199
>>10533143
of course i didnt post proof. the comment posted was three months old in the first place.

>>11640327
so can I just blame you for the moldy OB tier bait?

remember
you are NOTHING compared to oil groomers
so don't worry about not dming her because you are not oil groomer to begin with

>>11640405
if it helps, sure

>>11640424
i give bea my neet paycheck every month, is that not enough?

>>11640424
but aren't some of her most favorite dads poorfags? I think being an oil balon just gives you some slight leeway when getting started.

>>11640983
Be talented or have money.

Being able to express in japanese too really reels her in since we can have more in depth conversations.

>>11637923
Mostly other wiggers, though.

>>11639335
Yeah same, anyone with no quality or self esteem is good in my eyes, they're not a threat.

Beatani now that I am absolutely certain you're awake and paying attention to the thread I need to tell you IM SORRY FOR BEING SO RUDE LAST TIME PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND SHOW ME THE DEPTHS OF YOUR EMPATHY BY POSTING HIGH RESOLUTION PICTURES OF YOUR FOOT OR FEET EVEN TOES WILL SUFFICE I SPEND ALL DAY DEFENDING YOUR HONOR IN OTHER THREADS GALLANTLY THROWING MY OWN PRIDE AWAY IN ORDER TO ENSURE NO SLANDER FALLS AT THE FEET OF THE ONE I FIND SO SPECIAL AND PURE WHY WONT YOU ALLOW ME A BRIEF RESPITE OF THIS NEVER-ENDING DELUGE OF CLOUDY FEELINGS AND TEARS THAT FILL MY CARCASS I HARDEN MYSELF TO BECOME A BETTER MAN FOR YOU I STEEL MY RESOLVE TO SHOW MY DEDICATION I ENCAPSULATE MY DARKNESS TO SHOW YOU ONLY MY SHINNING BRIGHT SMILE PLEASE BEATANI ITS ALMOST HERE THE FORLORN HUSK OF A MAN THAT I AM DESTINED TO BECOME IF YOU CANNOT SHARE WITH ME WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE I WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH PAIN A MAN CAN ENDURE HOW FAR ONES MIND CAN BE WARPED AND TWISTED YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THERE IS NO OTHER SOUL BOUND TO THIS EARTH THAT LOVES YOU OR YOUR FEET LIKE I DO THE REST ARE PITIFUL IMITATIONS AND FAKES BEATANI I REALLY HONESTLY LOVE YOU NOW PLEASE SHOW ME THEM FEEEEEEEET Ohadayo bear hope you got some good sleep it seems like your sleep reps are getting better lately I'm really happy for you. Hopefully work isn't too troublesome either.

>>11641353
One of the dads these threads constantly timeloops about has no quality or self esteem either so I don't know what you're talking about.

>>11641055
That's most of her fanbase honestly.

Bea, I would like to use an ear pick on your ears for the rest of our lives.

imagine if spic artdads weren't economically nerfed. they are nerfed for a reason.

same desu

Bea you are a nigger

Bea, I want to nibble on your ear. Either one of four is fine

>Tsundere bear
Is she drunk again? First thing in the morning?

bear, JUST FUCKING NUKE US WITH A YAB PLEASE

Fire up those DMs boys, it's time.

>>11641892
maybe she's gone soft and isn't willing to hurt any dad's feelings anymore...

>>11642087
DYRBI

>>11642139
I honestly hope I'm wrong

>Replying to every replydad
What manner of 5D chess is this kusobear playing

You think she's joking or acting tsun.
NO, beatani really had enough of us after seeing the champyon threads and talking to kiki. She unironically hates us. You reap what you sow bea

>>11642087
>maybe she's gone soft
The blood returning from her futa to her brain has her thinking clearly now. Being constantly drunk with a hardon can't be good for your decision making process.

>>11639894
I hope this is fake. There's no reason why hosting a minecraft server for 3 months would warrant over 1000 messages. If it's real, you're just using the server as an excuse to talk to her, which is detestable as you know how the others feel about it.

>>11642210
Tell me about /pyon/, I can't be assed to check it.

>>11642213
kek god damn it

>>11642197
She's learning the subtle tactic of provocation to achieve a goal. Or maybe she's setting up some sort of tirade to stir up this boring and lame thread.

>>11642210
I won't watch your whore stop shilling here

>>11641392
Never give up on your dreams feetchama.

>>11641392
You don't know when to stop with the same joke, inb4 >joke

>>11642518
>joke

>>11642197
Let's test it. Reply something absolutely inane and nonsensical to her last tweet.

>>11642518
You're obviously underestimating this mans passion

>>11642602
If he had real passion, he'd spin it into a more entertaining narrative, like I do.

>>11642518
HAHAHAHA
do you know what thread you're in?

>>11642518
I treasure his posts, not as much as he treasures her feet though.

WOW, beatani HATES that her fanbase treat her like their daughter... Holy shit the betrayal

>>11642518
the joke is that while it looks like an ironic jab at horny posting it's actually very much real, much like every other ironic hornypost.

>>11642800
That's not a joke, that is the commonly accepted reality.

>>11642518
I agree with ya but anon, this thread has been repeating the same boring shit for 6 months now

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1450273085169438723
this is actual cringe

>>11642849
I wonder what an actual fight with another thread would look like.

>>11642849
and another year awaits us or 6 months tabun maybe

>>11642894
PIssing in an ocean of piss

>>11642909
At least there would be ripples

>cringe
You both have that in common, you are 25 and virgin, fucking cringe lord can't even get laid

>>11642962
She could get laid within an hour without even trying hard.

>>11642957
Kek

>>11642256
They had this soundpost which I haven't seen in awhile.

>>11642995
I would love to see her try kek

With one tweet my heart shattered into pieces.

>>11643063
It's easy, you just lower your standards / pay for it.

>>11643094
Which one?

>>11643046
>m*le vocals

>>11643161
It works really well for this. It really amps up the sleazy sex vide.

>>11643205
The music does, not the vocals.

Gosling bros...

>trying this hard
bea...

>>11643094
たこつぼ T_T

KEK act strong all you want, i know my post got you deeper than your dildo bea, cringe tweet

>>11643249
I know Bea, are you retard? I put my seed in your second hole.

>>11643249
hook
>>11643255
line
>>11643263
and sinker

Where is she getting these reaction images from? I thought she doesn't watch anime.

Bea actually felt that post HAHAHAHA

>>11643321
Saucenao says twitter, at least for the modt recent one

She can't even rile up her own thread with her shitty bait. Maybe it's time to retire Bear you had a good run while it lasted.

I don't want an oshi who can't bait.
I guess I'm leaving.

she's lost it
we won
who do we target next?

>>11643460
I'm with you. I can handle the favoritism and DMs with dads, but why would I watch a /here/ chuuba that can't even properly shitpost. It's kind of pathetic really.

>>11642962
>>11643249
When was the last time she directly replied to a post? I think she's afraid of kiki stealing her thread posters.

>>11643460
like I was saying >>11642087 she genuinely loves her fanbase too much to actually do anything serious

>>11643526
Let's go with the australian rabbit. She can actually shitpost and ruin her thread.

>its just one dad riling up the bear

>not a virgin anymore
Did she trip over garbage in her room and fall ass first onto a beer bottle or something?

>>11643654
Maybe she's going to get raped on her taxes this year.

>>11643654
She had sex with her firend's dog when visiting.

Come on now, dads. she can't keep up in english, maybe she's better with japanese

>>11643726
Joke's on you, she's not white.

>>11643654
maybe she thinks that getting to the first knuckle counts?

>>11643654
I don't know bea tell us

>>11643579
I enjoy my time spent with her but I genuinely feel like it might be time to move over to pyon instead. At least they can take bait and have entertaining meltdowns.

>>11643741

>>11643746
Her face sure was

>>11643741
If you think so Bea. Show us.

>>11643654
Holy shit
Check the discord

>>11643780
t.not a dad

>>11643780
Plus the champyons are all ripped and handsome. I know because I watch their wrestling practice.

>>11643654
She fell onto my face with her cunny

>>11643654
Actually, my rrat is Chihiro got ahold of Bea's phone and is shitposting.

Don't you guys think Beatani is kind of annoying?

>>11643966
Yes, her asking those questions like we don't know it's her, is quite annoying

>>11643966
It's kind of annoying how much I want to make love to her.

>>11643966
Most daughters are. Still love her anyways.

>>11643844
>groomers ERPing with each other and talking more about hololive than beatani
yeah that looks pretty normal to me

So bear really has lost her touch huh?

>>11643966
Not really, i've dealt with actual annoying people and they are nothing like beatani. she can appear like a cold person to newfags though

>>11643966
She's so clingy even if she pretends not to be.

>>11643966
She is, but I love my annoying bipolar menhera bear daughter.

>>11644129
>that image

>>11644052
And that's why i dont even bother checking out #trash, i stick to the drawfag channel and zatsudan sometimes

>>11644129
When is she coming back? Do you think she has no internet?

>>11644150
>zatsudan
you mean circlejerk

>>11644129
she really is the cutest

>>11644185
Better than what goes on in trash

>>11644145

>>11644129
>chrischan sweater

>>11644185
t. trashfag

>>11643909
I love lokulo's art

It would be really annoying if the bear started sending out nudes to random dads

>ha ha I have forbidden information xD

>>11644239
Yellow nails.......it's really based on what she looks like hu?

>>11644222
both are absolute garbage in terms communication for different reasons, but at least trash gets occasional lewds

>>11643909
wait I think I know this artist and he drew Bea? Damn nice

>>11644239
Wow she's cute

>>11644239
>>11644129
Does the name mean anything or is just random?

>>11644285
>>11644328
new? those images are old

>>11643780
I just use both. But it's hard to decide which thread to send my high quality posts on.

>>11644300
The same lewds you can get anywhere else

>>11644315
https://twitter.com/lokulo_no_e/status/1450072786651598849?t=lfp19uYwIuXdWrnCz9Hw-w&s=19

>>11644300
We get it coomer.

>>11633074
>he doesn't know

>>11644411
Did you intend that as an insult?

>>11644300
>occasional
How often do you look at porn good sir?

bear, please know that I still love you even if you are a washed up shitposter

You forbidden knowledge faggots are the worst

Include me in the screenshot you're about to post on discord!

>>11644466
>>11644411
I'd rather look at anime tiddies than discount /soc/. Then again, I'd rather not visit that shithole at all.

>>11644385
>?t=lfp19uYwIuXdWrnCz9Hw-w&s=19
What is that disgusting tracking shit? Please clean your links.

>>11644522
you are falling behind on the porn posting quota. stop looking at the thread and get back to D*****d.

These dumb niggers in pyon think I'm Annie. What a bunch of retards, you're not so bad dads never change.

>>11644605
don't you have pics of your guitars to share?

>>11644639
Hi bea

>>11644639
well yeah, he's the frog of /pyon/

>>11644644
You're so fucking bad at selfposting, holy shit.

>>11644639
t.annie

>>11644639
strong bear paw probability

>>11644689
except the frog is there too

>>11644639
Drawgroomer

>>11644696
what in the actual fuck is selfposting?

>>11644730
wait is he also a boogeyman in /pyon/?

I've had to read every discord post for months because bea keeps making references to random discord posts.

>>11644644
My guitars and amps are reserved for other threads for now. But keep desiring them like Bea does.

>>11644644
>>11644696
Hey now. I’m on vacation and only lurking. That’s my anti.

>>11643249
>losing your virginity on a monday night
bea...

>>11644730
frog isn't even the frog of /yah/

My guitars are for Bea and Bea only please don't bait with my name.

>>11644833
who is the frog of yah?

>>11644794
Post your gura songs

Menhera stalker, fix your service already. She already knows how to fake her footsteps

>>11644639
dumb niggers on /yah/ think i'm bea, so I can relate

>he took the bait

>>11644794
I have a new Marshall 4x12. Post it with timestamp.

guitars, more like shitars

>>11644869
Bea you are changing topics too fast you have to give the thread shitters a chance too

>>11644907
Why would I have yours? I already have my beauties. Jesus fuck stop impersonating me.

>>11644759
Yeah, went in there once and saw them freaking out over him being in chat. Gave me strong timeloop vibes.

She finally admits it

>>11644931
>shitars
It’s an Indian thing you wouldn’t understand.