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A thread for the discussion for the Passionate Pulchritudinous Persephone herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>> No.11593202
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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>> No.11593216
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.11593244

Morí is hot!
Amo a Mori

>> No.11593250
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.11593252
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Mori love!

>> No.11593393
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Moriopipipipoipipi

>> No.11593412
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森りん頑張って!!

>> No.11593578
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Calli-chan wa kyou no kawaii
https://twitter.com/chuedraws/status/1449744487899615236?s=21

>> No.11593731
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I missed the end of the angst rebroadcast. Was Mori cuter than usual?

>> No.11593842

>>11593250
Hey, that's L*l*!

>> No.11593883
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>> No.11593895

>No Scary Godmother torrent available on my usual site
s-sugoi

>> No.11593913

>>11593895
Nigga, it's on Youtube.

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>>11593883
Well...

>> No.11593988

>>11593947
meant for >>11593895

>> No.11594024

>>11593578
>Calli dropped ricky in favor of a knife
this bitch...

>> No.11594030

>>11593988
Y-yeah, thanks for making that post for me, anon.

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>>11593578
Ahoy!

>> No.11594726

>>11593578
Wonder who lucky number #31 will be. Mel or Choco would be dangerous

>> No.11594969

>>8947805
Just wanted to grudgepost this idiot.

https://twitter.com/KevinCow/status/1449903479871442945
https://twitter.com/KevinCow/status/1449311208209887233
https://twitter.com/KevinCow/status/1449155042792120322

>> No.11595399

>>11593252
Gnarly. Does she need to put her face on every morining?

>> No.11595512
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>> No.11595736
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>Mori casually dropping the "yeah, I was hard-core bullied in school, the only thing people liked about me was that my Inuyasha fanfics were entertaining" while talking to her kouhai

>> No.11595858

>>11595736
I feel like Mori has a habit of dropping heavy stuff super casually. The bench story was the same..

>> No.11595907

Which Final Destination is it?

>> No.11595909

>Stop for a late dinner at a 24hr deli
>Looking at drinks
>Drift to the Bangs
YOU BITCH! I was able to resist. This time.

>> No.11595945

>>11595907
Probably the first one, iirc she mentioned it during last week's watchalong

>> No.11595997

>>11595907
I think the 2000s one, but I just got a file with all of them.

>> No.11596394

>A thunder struck my car and it was completely destroyed.
l-let's go?

>> No.11596796

>>11595736
sign of someone whose moved on with it. At least she remembers the good parts fondly

>> No.11596923

>>11583514
>shit area where you cannot even look straight because its filled with niggers
Kek

>> No.11596957

>>11595858
It's new info for us but it's been years for her. She's lived with it and moved past it. It's all had an effect on her but it's also all being proven wrong as she becomes happier. So she feels secure speaking about it.

>> No.11597013

>>11591529
Go to this site "Yts.rs"

Used to download multiple movies in there

>> No.11597032

Sharing that stuff also helps relieve any stress and let's anyone watching going through similar know they're not alone. They're going to be okay when they remember there is so much more life after the school drama bullshit. Looking back in those times and there will be some gond memories mixed in with the bad.

>> No.11597145

Moririn...

>> No.11597179

Why does she have the angst karaoke chat moving in the background?

>> No.11597186

Angst Karaoke ReRebroadcast lets gooooo!

>> No.11597215

>>11597186
ft Double watchalong

>> No.11597421

>3(three) songs recorded

>> No.11597424

>butter and blueberry jam
didnt tried a toast like that, are those good?

>> No.11597460

>>11597424
I mean, its butter and jam. How can you go wrong?

>> No.11597482

>>11597460
I mean, i dont think that butter and jam make a good combo

>> No.11597491

>>11597421
I FUCKING KNEEL

>> No.11597496

>>11597424
Buttered toast with jam is delicious

>> No.11597519

>>11597482
Both of those things are good
Both of those things combined are good too

>> No.11597591
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Mori is putting in the work I love her.

>> No.11597598

>>11597421
>3 songs recorded
How many of them are on other channels and will never be released? I'm just joking, please don't deny me any more Mori songs, collab partners with low work ethic

>> No.11597652

What a retard. I love her

>> No.11597662

>LIGHTENING
I used to make that mistake all the time when I was 5

>> No.11597674

It feels like Mori always makes this overly complicated

>> No.11597692

>>11597662
In her defense, she just woke up.

>> No.11597807

Deadbros I'm going to be honest . I remember thinking this movie was really interesting when it came out but I also remember fucking hate it. I remember being a scared little bitch watching this movie

>> No.11597819

>>11597662
very very frightening

>> No.11598086

Live action brunette mori!

>> No.11598168

Reapers in Paris
I'm sure most of you know this already, but this movie started out as an X-Files script

>> No.11598228

wtf Mori is so fucking cool

>> No.11598522

>That's so Raven!
Why is Mori such a NERD holy shit

>> No.11598585

>>11598522
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.

>> No.11598656

C'mon Mori you know WoD, you should know SchreckNet (after Max, Nosferatu)

>> No.11598676

>>11598656
>trying to comprehend mori's brain

>> No.11598752

Clear kinda cute...

>> No.11598830

>Party wipe
HOLY SHIT MORI LMAO

>> No.11598908
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11598908

This whole movie/series is someone (Mori just hinted IRyS) helping people evade death so then Mori is left in a pissed off mood and given authority to take the souls in other ways. Or Death-Sensei himself is like "Yo hol' up, that's some BS" and personally sees to it that those meant to die are dead.

>> No.11598942

Jesus Mori

>> No.11599027

>>11598908
I wish IRyS would help me hide from Mori.

>> No.11599119

>>11599027
>running is useless

>> No.11599153

MORI I SAW A NIPPLE

>> No.11599319

>>11599153
let's go?

>> No.11599391

I want not-Mori to fondle a sculpture that's based on me

>> No.11599412

Mori is such a fucking adorable dork and her constantly shifty eyes just add to it.

>> No.11599455

Deadbeats I slipped some Stupid Bitch juice into your Oshi's drink today

>> No.11599483

lol Mori can't tell dark-skinned people apart let's gooooo
(shout out to Tony Todd)

>> No.11599510

>>11599455
Oh great. Now she's getting a double dose. Thanks a lot.

>> No.11599517

>>11599455
You don't have to do that, she's always like this.

>> No.11599535

Now Alex is learning this life is eternally searching for anyone else who can say that they’ve “felt that.”

>> No.11599573

Mori is literally the perfect girlfriend holy shit

>> No.11599705

lol love how the bus just materializes to hit her

>> No.11599812

>I Survived A plane Crash But Got sent To Another World
I'd unironically read that.

>> No.11599849

>I NEED AGENT SHREK

>> No.11599959
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Is Death-Sensei amused by these antics?
It he
>Good work, my apprentice. Very creative.
or is he
>Dayum bitch. You got problems.

>> No.11600067

Don't watch, Ollie

>> No.11600090

>>11599959
Both

>> No.11600133

POLTATO PC THANK YOU!

>> No.11600244

>>11599959
Yes.

>> No.11600325
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>>11600090
Teehee.

>> No.11600369

I'd fuck Death :^)

>> No.11600373
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>Fuck death
I'm trying!

>> No.11600503

Carter's a chad

>> No.11600516
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sigma males aint the only things rising if you catch my drift

>> No.11600674

OH A PIN PON?

>> No.11600677

Oh!

>> No.11600691

Clear called him 'baby,' my man's in

>> No.11600704

>get your head together

>> No.11600774

Does Mori have like a 200+ item shopping cart on Amazon or something?

>> No.11600970

C'mon Mori, if Clear got isekai'ed she'd obviously be a dwarf or something

>> No.11601163

>>11600774
It's all goldfish, bang, and lingerie

>> No.11601240

>>11601163
Oh and stuffed animals

>> No.11601250
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>Cute hairstyle though!

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>>11601250

>> No.11601419

I don't know why I watch shitty movies with Mori
I wonder when watchalongs with my oshi are coming back.

>> No.11601448

>>11601250
brb getting a haircut

>> No.11601461
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>>11601419
Maybe she'll get a new Live2D after she graduates!

>> No.11601484

Fellow first time watchers, what's your note on this one ? I felt like it was dumb fun, but not on the level of the Evil Dead series. I give it a 6,5/10.

>> No.11601547

>>11601484
8/10 only because watching it with Mori made it really enjoyable

>> No.11601558

>>11601484
It gets dumber every time I see it.

>> No.11601567

Which Scary Godmother tho?
Also the tea in my kettle sucks but I guess that's fitting for a shitty movie.

>> No.11601586

>>11601419
She's a fun person to hang out with and has a voice that's easy to listen to?

>> No.11601603

Alright I'm taking bets. What will be the choices for the GurIna watchalong?

>> No.11601618

>>11601547
Good point. I guess I just overhyped myself because I heard of that one a lot and it ended up not being as good as I expected it to be, kek.

>> No.11601626

>>11601484
I stopped paying attention to the movie and just listened to Mori, she was 10/10

>> No.11601633

>>11601484
0/10 no tree rape

>> No.11601632

>>11601567
You're in for an experience. That's all I'll say.

>> No.11601671

>>11601603
Space horror, like Event horizon or something real dumb like Jason in space

>> No.11601702

>>11601671
>Jason in space
Fuck me, I forgot this was a thing lol

>> No.11601757

>>11601671
>Jason X
Would be kino

>> No.11601803

>>11601603
Sharktopus?

>> No.11601830
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>>11601484
>>11601547
Yeah. I can't really separate it from the meta-hilarity of watching it with the Grim Reaper's first apprentice, and now I'm wondering just how central this franchise seems to be to Mori's lore as she's developed it:
>Death as an intangible, but not infallible concept
>Most of the time she just takes souls when people spontaneously die at "their time", a nebulous predestined point of perishing without apparent purpose.
>If they survive, it's probably due to supernatural interference and she hunts them down personally
>Kills her prey with sheer persistence despite initial setbacks
>When she's around technology spontaneously breaks down in ways that are complete bullshit

>> No.11601834

>>11601419
>I wonder when watchalongs with my oshi are coming back.
Sorry Anon but I just saw death's design and...well, let's just say no one's gonna be able to construct any rrats about them anymore

>> No.11601874

>>11601603
I'm sure I'm gonna be wrong but man I'd love for it to be Lost Boys

>> No.11601889
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I GOT ANOTHER COMMENT READ! God is this constant feeling of exhilaration what funnybeats are used to ?

>> No.11601915

Buckle up, Deadbeats. It's going to be rough.

>> No.11601929
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>>11601830
>technology spontaneously breaks down in ways that are complete bullshit
EN's law baby

>> No.11601931

>>11601889
Congrats bro. I got three read during Final Destination. It's always a nice feeling.

>> No.11601934
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>>11601889
I got 2. Feels good, huh?

>> No.11601937
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>> No.11601938

lol that sotto voce 'holy shit'

>> No.11601957

>>11601484
This was actually a perfect movie to watch with Mori. Its not a good movie but this was a fucking 9/10 experience

>> No.11601966

>4k
>not 144p on a CRT

>> No.11601998

Wait Mainframe, the ReBoot people?

>> No.11602078

>black
>sports player in an SUV
It was a different time

>> No.11602113

UUUOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.11602128

When they speak about the devil, man, they're speaking about Jimmy

>> No.11602139

Reminder; this movie was made by
>Canadians

>> No.11602169

I bet Mori had a hoodie with horns on it as a kid

>> No.11602180

>calls the black kid a "creature of the night"
Holy shit, this would never fly today.

>> No.11602198
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>>11601929
"There are no accidents in Death."

>> No.11602197

JESAS
Hannah gettin 'Nam flashbacks

>> No.11602234

>if you LARP that's fine
Mori...

>> No.11602252

>>11602169
Would be pretty cute.

>> No.11602266

>>11601484
Everyone shits on it but I genuinely liked it

>> No.11602380

Mori getting flashbacks...

>> No.11602411

>>11601998
Yup and Beast Wars. These guys used to be the bleeding edge of CG graphics.

>> No.11602429

what is wrong with our oshi deadbeats?

>> No.11602434

>You are now aware that this has rule34.

>> No.11602436
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11602436

Boo(bs)!

>> No.11602445

mori losing her shit at the 4k
should have watched it in shitty potato quality like it was meant to be consumed

>> No.11602506

>young Mori happily watching Scary Godmother before heading to her friend's house to play SingStar
(this timeline probably doesn't line up but let me dream)

>> No.11602509

>>11602434
Why wouldn't it? The witch is bangin although she's probably not very good at deepthroat LMAO
at least it'd be easy to break her choker.

>> No.11602532

That is NOT me

>> No.11602566

>>11602532
AO....you're not fooling anyone...

>> No.11602569

>baby children (idiots)

>> No.11602574

>Skelton coming out of the closet
Lmao, Deadbeats, how could this happen?

>> No.11602632

this is how I imagine most of you, ngl

>> No.11602635

I want to play Skeleton's ribcage like a xylophone, a real dope

>> No.11602673
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>>11602574
Mori has too much power over fembeats

>> No.11602698
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>>11601834
>KC: I told you, Haachama was next!
>AH: So then, it skipped me.
>KC: So, who's next?

>> No.11602723

>10 years old and mackin out
damn

>> No.11602770

I'm losing SAN looking at this character

>> No.11602773

>only to his mother
Man the adult references in this movie.
I love how every children's movie has to have stuff only the adults watching understand.

>> No.11602780

>>11602252
okay I guess I was a bit off

>> No.11602846

This is the woman I'm so deeply fuckin in love with.....
God I love her so fucking much.

>> No.11602851

>Mori's favorite character is the rratposter
Deadbraps....I'm in

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>>11602780
Did you learn about our boy's fashion?

>> No.11602871

>>11602851
get away from my oshi r.ratman!

>> No.11602917

Feed your guests some lasagna

>> No.11602936

>>11602673
Honestly Fembeats seem really cute

>> No.11603012

I wish this movie had subtitles

>> No.11603080

It's only halfway over.

>> No.11603096

>>11603080
I hate Canadians so much

>> No.11603145

TWO STEP WIT ME

>> No.11603152

God I fucking love Mori like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.11603156

I want to tell Ina take a vacation abroad for a week and then see Canada nuked.

>> No.11603169

>>11603080
Jesus honestly Final Destination went quickly despite being bad but this is fucking dragging

>> No.11603193

>>11603080
That was fast honestly.

>> No.11603196

unarchived movie watchalong
glad I was awake for it

>> No.11603243

STOP THE VOTE
RECOUNT

>> No.11603252

I WON. BY A LOT.

>> No.11603286

What a slut, you can see her ANKLES

>> No.11603310

A N G E R Y

>> No.11603483
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Holy shit, how does this feel longer than final destination when it's only 30 minutes in

>> No.11603520

A FUCKING DOXXBEAT

>> No.11603528

>that fucking hat
doxbeat...

>> No.11603531

>another deadbeat

>> No.11603533

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

>> No.11603541
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I can't believe Mori used to deliver pizzas AND sandwhiches

>> No.11603555

>>11603541
She raps too, y'know

>> No.11603556

what the fuck is the plot, what is the main conflict, who is the main character who are the villains I HATE THIS MOVIE NOTHING IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11603835

Mori really was a theatre kid huh

>> No.11603885

Oh good, they all fucking murdered Harry. I love happy endings.

>> No.11603913

Mori singing to the ending credits is too much. I love her bros.

>> No.11603935

Watch the sequel. Jimmy becomes a schizophrenic with PTSD because of this shit.

>> No.11603942

How were the movies, lads?

>> No.11603963

>>11603913
I wanna fuck her right now.

>> No.11603976
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11603976

I have procrastinated work even though I like my job somewhat
And I end up stressing myself over finishing it. I dont think Mori would be proud of me...

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>cute little kid gets relentlessly bullied by normalfags
>her isolation brings her to an underworld of cringy eccentrics who indulge their dark passions and teach her to broaden her horizons and overcome her insecurities
>in doing so, she's able to leverage her knowledge of that world to make it palatable to normalfags, earning their respect
>But only by symbolically ending the lives of the very same creatures she looked up to so much
we'd RUN

>> No.11604004

Mori gf PLEASE

>> No.11604023
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>>11603976
same...but I did enjoy the watch a longs

>> No.11604034

>>11603976
Some stress is good, now treat yourself to something nice and bring down your stress

>> No.11604041

>>11603993
Don't you dare make Scary Godmother part of the "Extended Universe"!

>> No.11604069

Once we get Mori 3D. She needs to release a greenscreen of herself dancing so it can be put into the party dance scene from the movie.

>> No.11604111

>>11603976
Get to work, slackbeat
I hope you're ready to be swinging 'til the sunrise

>> No.11604123

>no Still Still Stellar watchalong
zzz

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxGM6Cf3Y6Q
O SATAN

>> No.11604148

>>11604041
Anon, we're all in Scary Godmother's extended universe

>> No.11604165
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How are people this fast?

>> No.11604202
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>>11603976
same desu
But tomorrow's a weekday for both of us, right?
Doesn't matter how far you fall, only how manyy more times you're willing to make the jump again.

>> No.11604287
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>>11604004
I'm so desperate for a woman like her....

>> No.11604337

>big ups to Chester

>> No.11604381

These watchalongs are peak GFE. Mori please be my girlfriend...

>> No.11604388

Post SOUL

>> No.11604442
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>>11604381
Mori is the ideal girlfriend, despite how little she thinks she is or wants to be.

>> No.11604466

I just want to spend all day cuddling on the couch with Mori, laughing at shitty movies together and occasionally taking a break to fuck like animals in heat. Is that really too much to ask?

>> No.11604494
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>>11604381
Sorry bro she's already my wife

>> No.11604502

>>11604381
Anon...she didn't have friends to watch these movies with, we're being used as friend replacements and I'm fine with that, it keeps me from going gostling

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>>11604004
>>11604381
>>11604442
>>11604466

>> No.11604557

>>11604466
Today we told Mori we wanted to fuck her straight to her face....

>> No.11604597

>>11604557
I was at work for the first hour of the movie when did we do this?

why were you all being based without me?

>> No.11604599
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11604599

Mori reminded me that I need to start using my water bottle with infuser again. The cucumber, lemon, and mint was refreshing.
Reminder to hydrate.

>> No.11604620

I hate these threads
I hate you
stop reminding me I don't have a girlfriend make it stop FUCK

>> No.11604631

>we are not waiting for the jacket-off model
>because she keeps getting outright denied
WOW everyone she works with really is a faggot

>> No.11604638

>Gets jacketless option
>But now it's winter so she keeps it on
>Come next year she has another outfit too

>> No.11604647

>>11604494
I don't remember posting this, but she is my wife so it's fine.

>> No.11604654

>>11604597
During final destination, movie said "Fuck death" someone chatted "don't mind if I do" which Mori read and responded to with "heeey"

>> No.11604657

>>11604597
One of the characters said "Fuck death" and someone said "DON'T MIND IF I DO" to which she quickly stammered out "No! No! Do not!" or something along those lines.

>> No.11604665

>>11604620
Girlfriends are overrated. If you’re rich enough you can go out with a different girl every week. Disregard girlfriends, acquire bitches. Also you have Mori.

>> No.11604675
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>>11604620
No. Hurt more. Let it push you out of purgatory

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>>11604620
You do have a girlfriend. Me. :}

>> No.11604700

JUJUBE HATE
IF ONLY YOU WEREN'T SO FUCKING GOOD AT YOUR JOB SO I COULD FEEL JUSTIFIED IN DOING SO

>> No.11604725

>>11604700
anon, is literally because he keeps taking any opportunity to rig the outfit for another holo and the full rig for 2views

>> No.11604731

>>11604665
bro I don't want bitches or thots or bootycalls or any of that shit I just want a girlfriend who actually loves me
sex is meaningless what actually matters is doing stupid shit with my Mori gf and laughing like idiots together and then pushing her onto the couch and she grabs my shirt as she falls and drags me onto the couch with her and we kiss but I accidentally hit the remote and it starts playing Shrek 2

>> No.11604743

>>11604731
and you fuck ANYWAY

>> No.11604752

>Little Sister and Mama Reaper get regular tans

>> No.11604763

>>11604700
Maybe he's doing something awesome for our boy's third outfit. Give the guy a break

>> No.11604765

>>11604691
>tfw no dorky fembeat gf

>> No.11604767

>>11604725
He's too kind...damn you, you talented papa...

>> No.11604771

>>11604752
Mori's gyaru reaper family...

>> No.11604800

>The Sandman
ENTER?

>> No.11604814

>>11604731
Then like...You have mori dude. That’s the point

>> No.11604824

>>11604752
What about Papa Reaper?

>> No.11604827
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>>11604763
>third outfit
>ever going to Japan for 3D
>ever getting anything out of management other than SCP wank
DYRBI?

>> No.11604859

>>11604827
>mori going to japan for 3D
uh... anon...

>> No.11604866
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>>11604620
Do your self-improvement reps and be open to developing a relationship with others.

>> No.11604870

A Food Fight watch along would make me drink myself into a coma

>> No.11604889

>>11604827
Omega got her a collapsible Ricky...that's something I guess?

>> No.11604904

>>11604889
lmao something she never uses and probably didn't ask for
management is retarded

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>>11604889
>>11604904
Do you think Ricky could get her a collapsible Omega

>> No.11605003

>you'll never put Omega over your knee and spank her when she does stupid shit

>> No.11605018

Mori is going to work that Scary Godmother tune into her next song

>> No.11605030

>Only Archived
darn

>> No.11605050

>>11605003
>her

>> No.11605072
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I've come to love this ending

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>>11605072
Its not bad
not bad at all

>> No.11605084

>>11605030
>IRyS Red, Live Again, maybe EoaL
>Mori HCH, diorama, maybe CoD
I fail to see the problem here

>> No.11605090

>>11605072
it's pretty groovy and her dork ass having fun with the thumbnail section when she doesn't have one ready is pretty funny

>> No.11605096
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I like the outro.

>> No.11605097

>>11605050
A boy is fine, too.

>> No.11605099
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This stream lasted for [211] minutes which is 14.66% of Mori's day. Now that's efficient!

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aight boys, let's try and push CoD to 1M, would be a nice present before the karaoke

>> No.11605136

>>11605099
I thought she was only supposed to give us 5%

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>>11605018
I mean, it's not that far off from a standard twelve-bar blues. There's a decent chance of it manifesting somehow...

>> No.11605154

>>11605119
Stop being a numberfag.

>> No.11605198

Another stream of nothing but energetic, happy Mori. Bonus was her sounding excited to do music and gym reps afterwards. That JK stream will forever be top-tier for giving us this (Thank you Bae and IRyS)

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>>11605119
>CoD
Where the fuck do you think you are? /shishilamy/?

>> No.11605235

>>11605208
how do we feel about short hair Botan?
For me, she's sex.

>> No.11605257

>>11605198
yeah, big ups to them

>> No.11605283

>>11605235
All botan is sex. Hags are sex.
See:
Botan
Marine
Mori
IRyS

>> No.11605288

>>11605198
Pretty sure she was gonna do gym reps no matter what. She brought it up constantly while she was quarantined.

>> No.11605294

>>11605235
all Botans are sex
honestly I'd fuck her for the hag giggle alone

>> No.11605298

>>11605198
I can't help but feel some of her happiness is due to her actually being lonely and using us as friends. I hope that she isn't lonely and she still has friends outside of hololive. Anyway we're here for her and I'm super happy she enjoys streaming for us!!

>> No.11605312

>>11605283
>Marine
>Mori
>IRyS
>>>>>Hags
Oh, anon...

>> No.11605336

>>11605119
I will watch it because I like the song and the video.
Prefer the full version because it has some more to it and I really like the line
>Darkness will fade away, IRyS will light the way

>> No.11605337

>>11605298
I feel like she's loosened up on herself and begun showing a side she previously only showed in member's streams. She really seems to enjoy hanging out with us and it's really nice.

>> No.11605340

>>11605298
Anon she's brought up her JP friends fairly often recently. Don't go schizo on us now.

>> No.11605367

>>11605119
I'm jamming.

>> No.11605373

>Mori gets excited when people want to fuck her
That’s the one thing I got from these watchalongs

>> No.11605378
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>cooks for herself
>got back to gym reps
>dropped sugary drinks (again)
>does voice lessons
>clearly becoming more comfortable with japanese (shown by HD collab and her replies to nip SCs)
>spontaneously involves other girls in her content

honestly, I wish I had her motivation... maybe it's time to become even a little more /fit/ and put some effort in learning a thing or two again...

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>>11605235
She's pretty cute, but I refuse to have sex with anyone but Mori.

>> No.11605429

I need to groom a Mori

>> No.11605437
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11605437

I actually watch to rewatch the vod without the movies...Mori was being so cute and laughing so much.

>> No.11605455

>>11605312
They're already cakes. They simply need a bit more ripening before they reach the sex hag stage. You'll see. They'll make super sexy hags.

>> No.11605456

>>11605429
maybe you could try the dumpling.

>> No.11605465

Mori's always cute, I pity the JP viewers who think she's "cool"
They can't appreciate the real Mori and that's criminal.

>> No.11605476

>>11605378
I've got to try to work in an hour or so in the mornings after I get out of work. Especially if my boss is going to keep being fucking stupid and stressing me out. I might be tired but it will be worth it. Empress, please pass along a tiny spark of your morivation.

>> No.11605495

>>11605456
She has a boyfriend.

>> No.11605535

>>11605495
all the best girls do

>> No.11605651

>>11605373
I think it's honestly super cute. It makes me feel funny knowing we can fluster her like that.

>> No.11605668

>>11605495
the "yeah me" kind?

>> No.11605696

>>11605668
the "blah blah blah my boyfriend... oh fuck" type.

>> No.11605730

>>11605337
>>11605340
Oh really? Good. I'm happy everyone gets to see this side of her. I honestly don't have enough time to watch every stream, but I catch up on vods when I get the chance. I'll probably member up soon.

>> No.11605780

>>11605495
yeah, me.

>> No.11605807

>>11605696
proof next thread?

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>>11605730
>I'll probably member up soon.
>he's not already a T5

>> No.11605831

>>11605807
https://streamable.com/gf9iot

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>>11605831
oh that one. Thought you meant someone else. Carry on.

>> No.11605871

Is the irys collab in 4 hours or 28 hours?

>> No.11605876
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A bunch of good moments from tonights stream and I don't have time to make streamables of them all.
Instead have some blessed Mori laughter: https://youtu.be/FyNnWXpZkTk?t=1889

>> No.11605879

>>11605871
The latter.

>> No.11605883

Guy I think Mori has pushed my desire for a Mori GF so high that I'm will to accept substitutes now if only to feel some release from this aching need

>> No.11605909

>>11605883
...let's go?

>> No.11605933

>>11605883
I've never wanted to kiss a woman like this so much.

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>>11605883
I wanted to laugh, but I'm not doing much better...

>> No.11605959

>>11605883
I’ll be your gf anon... GUH

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>> No.11605988
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>>11605283
>No Mio

>> No.11606064 [SPOILER] 
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>>11605883
It's much harder for me, man. I just really idolize Mori because of her way of thinking and work ethic. She's transparent without being too open.

But romance has already passed me. I just want to be a good fan and support her. Though I still share a wanting to get a friend like her NOW PLEASE GIVE ME MY MEDS.

>> No.11606082

>>11605235
Sex

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>>11606064
I'm always here to help.

>> No.11606149

>>11606064
You people need to get out more.

>> No.11606181

>>11606149
That's the problem. COVID isn't controlled yet where I live.

>> No.11606203 [SPOILER] 
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Mori is really good at finding untagged art of her
https://twitter.com/cinomoon/status/1449805626893225986?s=21

>> No.11606205

>>11606149
I will. Its been a rough two years.
>>11605959
desu fembeat gf would be really nice. It'd be fantastic to be able to use being a fan of Mori to forge a strong connection with someone

>> No.11606232

>>11606205
>>Fembeat gf
>raising a family where everyone has a healthy obsession with moririn
>we make popcorn and gather snacks to watch her streams on the TV as a family
>I tuck my son into bed with his favorite Mori sheets and pillowcases
>daughter insists I sing her a bedtime song, so I sing a lullaby version of Live Again
>Wife is an avid cosplayer and tonight she gives me a treat and made herself up to look like Mori
>make hot love with my Mori wife

>> No.11606240

>>11606203
She simply follows a lot of porn artists on a secret alt unconnected to her others.

>> No.11606314

>>11606232
>next night you two switch roles

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>>11606232
please stop.

>> No.11606418

>>11606203
Isn't that just Anemachi?

>> No.11606442
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>>11606232
This is just going to become the Shrek copypasta but with Mori

>> No.11606447

>>11606442
That already exists.

>> No.11606467

>>11606442
>>11606447
Yep I made one a while back

>> No.11606504

>>11606203
Wait a second...

>> No.11606508

>>11606203
Bro.....

>> No.11606525

>>11606205
I will take a fembeat gf only if she agrees to cosplay and act like Mori during sex on occasion.

>> No.11606609

>>11606525
I think you would be slightly disappointed because Mori’s personality and autism would be hard to replicate…

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>>11606525
that's not how fembeats work anon, not all of them are skinwalkers

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>> No.11606894

>>11606647
Drop the gun, Lucitan. The Yoyo guy is innocent.

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>>11604536

>> No.11606976
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>>11606894
Don't listen to this weakling. Fuck 'em up! Blast him away and use the string to suspend his corpse as a warning to others!

>> No.11607076
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Anon, I...

>> No.11607106

JWU, how was the watchalong?

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>>11606976
silence, Ope. You are not in-control here.

>> No.11607147

>>11606205
I’m a guy. Handsome

>> No.11607186

>>11607106
Every day is another piece of the puzzle that is Calliope Mori.

>> No.11607198

>>11607106
Fantastic, very talkative Mori that giggled and laughed a lot.

>> No.11607202

>>11607106
The same as any other watchalong.

>> No.11607204

>>11607106
Mori larping as death in final destination was pretty funny.

>> No.11607234

>>11607204
Now you realize that the Final Destination deaths were convoluted because Mori was trying to be cool in front of her peers.

This is the canon interpretation.

>> No.11607279

>>11604536
>her retarded brain
Are deadbeats pickup artists or something? Why are so many of Mori fans here so keen on negging her?

>> No.11607338

>>11607234
It is decided.

>> No.11607402
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>>11604536
How can one simple post hurt so much?

>> No.11607476

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF5CaCUXiwY

>> No.11607622

>>11607476
Is this the modern blackface?

>> No.11607680

>>11607279
She doesn't have the best brain. Simple as.

>> No.11607749

>>11605831
Yeah she's not cool or anything like Mori so why would anyone care?

>> No.11607825

>>11607749
I think the whole thing and the jokes that resulted from it is hilarious, but yea. indie has a bf, who cares?

>> No.11607864

https://youtu.be/Dv0jMO-dEno

>> No.11607928

>>11607864
Love Fran
Love Ci
Simple as.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RXV-NAXomE
sexy snek is singing

>> No.11608123

>>11608072
but it says zatsudan in the brackets?

>> No.11608154

>>11608072
Literally who?

>> No.11608157

>>11608072
yoo big ups for the aka!

>> No.11608215

>>11608123
oh, fuck me then

>> No.11608269

>>11608215
nvm, just listening to the sex voice is nice

>> No.11608290
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>>11608215
happens to the best of us

>> No.11608308

>>11607476
>tops and bottoms
Never post this gay shit again

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Calleye O.P. Mauri

>> No.11608385
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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1450011161424842759?t=dct2TbapAJCFhHo_d2aXXQ&s=19

Cute

>> No.11608451

>>11608385
now we need abuse edits

>> No.11608492

>>11608385
cyuuuuuuuuuute

>> No.11608558
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>Mori is still awake.

BE IN YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR. SHE MIGHT BE LURKING.

>> No.11608596
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>>11608558
I take these posts as announcements/hello from her.

>> No.11608607

>>11608558
Mori, I just want to say.... y-y... y-your voice is very beautiful!
In all seriousness, props to that one chadbeat who complimented Mori at one of the conventions.

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11608680

I lovingly present to you this. Cropped from:
https://twitter.com/tiffany60718/status/1439989651733811203

>> No.11608714

>>11608680
what does this expression convey?

>> No.11608758
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11608758

>>11608714
I don't know...

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