/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am the first Kronie

I will do it.

My legs are fine...

my legs hurt...

i am a coomer...

>>11598451
I haven't peddled in ages. I think I'm... out of the tunnel bros.

I am in a parasocial relationship with her.

>>11598561
It's one sided anon...

>>11598561
We're never getting the blushing face, are we?

Monday (today): break
Tuesday: Minecraft - will be cancelled to recover from cold (will play offline for 4 hours)
Wednesday: break
Thursday: public watchalong
Friday: Among Us (no POV)
Saturday: break
then she'll have to take it easy the next week

>>11598466
GB2 global

>>11598618
>Among us (no POV)
Don't say that man...

>>11598618
Nah, it's going to be
4 Breaks
Hades
Among Us (No POV)
Public watchalong
She's spending all her time playing animal crossing for the island we'll never get to see.

>>11598796
bonus: the other ENs will mention her going online to play AC for hours on end. We will see none of it

>>11598618
>>11598796
bwaka bwaka
Monday: break (cold recovery)
Tuesday: break (cold recovery)
Thursday: break (cold recovery)
Friday: Amogus (no POV and makes everyone read her text instead because she's too insecure about her voice after the cold)
Saturday: break (cold recovery)

>>11598868
w-what about Wednesday?

>>11598912
public watchalong but she wont talk at all because she's insecure about her cold voice

>>11598912
wednesday are a social construct

>>11598841
Animal Crossing Online doesn't work like that, she can just turn online off completely. And based on how far she is already, she probably time travels.

Ironically if Kronii just kept her mouth shut and didn't say she restarted, she would have avoided this shit show.

>>11598950
no i mean, when you play a game while connected to the internet on the switch, your friends who were already playing (or just idle on the home screen) will be notified of you going online and what game your playing

>>11598950
thats implying she cares that there is a shitshow because of it...

>>11598950
the shitshow is only here...

>>11598989
You can just go into airplane mode and not be online.

>>11599020
yeah but most people don't think to do this, so kronii statistically speaking probably won't

>>11599006
Animal Crossing is a popular series, we can't be the only group that is frustrated she won't stream it. Yes, 'we'.

>>11598997
She wouldn't have made an excuse if she didn't care.

>>11598912
Sex with me, as is every day, actually,

>>11598561

>>11598950
she didn't say she restarted, she said she doesn't want to restart and also doesn't want to share her current island. which is valid.

>>11598950
Do people even watch her streams anymore...

Fucking women and animal crossing. What is it about this game that pulls in the female sex?

>doomposting

I thought you guys were going to cum on all of these things.

Just compliment her and not make chat about yourselves. That's the key.

>>11599471
Cute animals
Cute aesthetic
Cute interior design

>>11599471
Not a woman but the new update completes the game as my perfect fantasy of being someone who can live alone responsibly, have fun, make a profit, have good friends, AND cook well

>>11599347
The red flag was her saying she made 19 million bells from the stalk market over a few days. Remember, you have to find an island with a spike, and then you're netting 2.5 to 4 million with a full pack of turnips.
And she did this without actively searching online for islands with spikes, based on what she said.
If she said she did it over the course of her play time, that would be believable. A few days? That hints she restarted and is abusing time travel.

>>11599960
t. Kronii

>>11599997
Doesn’t time traveling ruin your turnips?

>>11600001
>Not a woman
Holy shit, she's /here/

>>11600085
Only if you travel back in time, or to next sunday. You also need to think 4th dimensionally. Say you find an island with a spike and can visit multiple times, just time travel your island to sunday morning pull turnips from Daisy, then travel to the island with the spike to unload and repeat as necessary.

>>11600166
*falls down the staircase*

>>11600214
standing hurts her legs, please understand

>>11600214
her legs hurt...

>>11600214
She just surprised her left arm's muscle, no worries.

>>11600214
>>11600257
Wait a second, isn't falling down the stairs a euphemism for being abused by a partner?
…is ina the real rapebait? have we been focusing on the rrat too much?

>>11600214
Just an excuse from getting carried away with rough sex with her boyfriend (me)

>>11600339
Just finding out now? She's Korean. Being raped is in their blood, literally.

>>11600413
Japan dindu nuffin

>>11600413
the women got fatter is all a lie

>>11600311
Her right wrist is important because that's the hand she uses for art.

Her left wrist is important because that's the hand she uses on other holos

surprisingly, haven't yet to see ntr story of kronii.. member/supa kronies ntred by grey chads when...

>>11600543
Creepy Stalker!! You even got a copy of our passionate sex last night.

>>11600311
>>11600543
Shouldn't Ina have super regeneration due to AO hax?

>>11600566
Write it yourself globalist.

>>11600566
>>11600591
don't

>>11600484
This reminds me of Ina tweeting about feeding her sister more to make her softer. Ina fattening up Kronii so she'll go from sticc to thicc...

>>11600566
Hmmm...

>>11600588
anon, Ina is a normal human

>>11600685
no....please. my mental health won't last

>>11600685
You really want to piss people off again, don't you Gabe?
Then again, you are a cuck, you'd know how to write them.

>falling for obvious bait

>>11600566
still it's not as hot as Fauna stealing (you) from Kronii

>>11600591
as a victim of one, was thinking of doing it, but being eslchama limits me from expressing it to the full extent

Stop thinking about being cucked and instead think about feeding up Kronii so she'll have thick thighs and maybe a soft belly if you're into that.

>>11600811
I'M GONNA FUCK THIS DEER AND HER USED PUSSY

>>11600819
write it in your native language coward

>>11600855
Cucking Eddy is the thinking man's fetish

>>11600832
I like chubby girls.

>>11600811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6G_NvCbc40
This deer...

>>11600954
I'm going to feed Kronii until her NEET ass gets fatter!

>>11600958
>fauna is actually the villain in the civil war

>>11601067
she called herself the anti-hero in that stream

>>11601067
she is an ecoterrorist who needs to be raped

>>11601067
literally poison ivy

>>11600958
Commanding her saplings to commit murder came just a bit too naturally to her. Hot.

>>11600958
>Kronii still hasn't done a game where she plays with her fans.
>Fauna trying to move in for the kill by starting a new island in Animal Crossing with the Saplings
STOP SABOTAGING YOURSELF KRONII.
HOLY SHIT

Just got back from a barbecue, any news from kronii? did she appear on Lamy MC stream?

>>11598561
>>11598580
>>11598606
>>11599550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD1n8NUT2ZI
not like this.

>>11600958
I feel like something awoke in her during the jokeronii stream. Fauna's changed...

>>11598418
Blue astolfo

>>11601265
this deer is sounding more and more sex, i'm going to cuck eddy

>>11600958
People call Ame toxic but she's just salty.
Fauna is actually toxic.

>>11600566
>>11600685
>She was such a beautiful whore, biting down hard on the pillow as your cock rammed against both of her holes, her puckered asshole and cute little pussy now opened up and gaping, asking for your seed.
>Her screams are muffled as you finish, cumming deep inside in her cunt and slathering the excess on her butthole.Tears staining the bedsheets.
>You finish up, going over to the bedside table and lighting up a cig , smoking it hungrily and letting the nicotine rush enhance your post-coitus exhilaration.
>"W-Why did I do this?" The palms of her hands cover her shamed face, her knees hugging her chest, covering her bountiful chest.
>You just wrap an arm around her, exhaling out the smoke before biting into her ear lobe.
>"You know you love it." She looks up, her beautiful blue eyes staring at you with grief and shame.
>She cleans herself up, showering for the longest time. You look at the watch. Staring intently at the passage of time.
>She gets out the shower wet, lazily dressing back up. She waves at you with a weak goodbye before she disappears in a flash of light.
>Finally.
>30 minutes later she comes backs, she finds you placing dinner on the table, kimchi lasagna her favorite.
>You flash her a warm and caring smile, she responds with one of her own. It was intensely melancholic
>She has no idea.
>You don't exactly remember when it happened, but you're quite sure Kronii suffered from a lapse of memory and now believes she's cheating on you with alternate doppelganger.
>She has no idea you've been pretending this entire time.
>Frankly the thought of her guilt gnawing at the her soul aroused you, doubly so when she was unaware she was cheating on you with yourself.
>It just spiced up your already fucked up sex life.

>>11601280
astolfo wishes he had a clock as big as kronii's

>>11601312
not reading this one, man

>>11601260
>Wojak
Add another one to the blacklist.

>>11601312
Skip!

>>11601346
>>11601371
Open the spoiler

>>11601312
Fuck off avatarfag.
Archivebud, I vote this not be added.

>>11601312
>kimchi lasagna her favorite
die nigger

>>11601312
not the lasagna again...

>>11601260
I am tired of ironic weeb niggers in chat trying to friendzone chuubas and not playing along.

>>11601312
the mumei kronii fusion...

>>11601149

>>11601312
>kimchi lasagna
that might be the single most offensive thing you've ever typed in this thread. and that's saying something.

love the clock

>>11601617
love her cock

>>11601312
>kimchi lasagna
dude wtf is wrong with you

I like edging to Kronii, but what I don't like is when I finally cum it's so explosive that it frequently hits me in the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeFH8azrCZE
This makes me feel like we're both the bad guys and Kronii doesn't trust us at all.
Is it because of the Bae stream?

>>11601723
Just recycle your protein, bro.

>>11601762
I dunno, I feel like eating my own cum is kinda gay...

>>11600874
>Fauna gives you 1 on 1 ASMR sessions becayse you're one of her best saplings
>this has been going on for a while
>she always gives you the best relaxing experience, but you want something more
>as you lay your head on her flawless thighs and she whispers sweet nothings, you reach out and grope her
>"U-uu?!"
>you tell her how much you want her
>"A-anon, we can't, you're my viewer..m it's not supposed to be anymore than that..."
>you tell her that if that was true, she wouldn't be giving you special treatment
>"That's not..."
>you break her off with a kiss, and she reciprocated it for a second before pulling away
>"Anon, please, I didn't want to say this but..."
>there's someone else, right?
>she stares dumbfounded; how could you have known?
>you tell her you've always known, but you don't care - you want Fauna and you know she wants you too
>she doesn't even mutter a resistance as you pull her into another kiss
>with your tongue past her lips, she only closes her eyes and clings to you
>when you briefly pull away for air, you hear her whisper something to herself
>"I'm sorry, Eddy...
>the only name she says for the next several hours is yours
Holy fuck i gotta get back to this prompt when I get home

>>11601312
I don't get the twist. It should just be a hypnotism fic.

>>11601790
not as gay as half the anons in this thread

>>11601312
uh

>>11600958
More evidence Fauna is the type who loves animals and is vegan because she views humans as indispensable and worthless. Based and hot.

>>11600958
>she didn't even hesitate to ask
This awakened feelings in me I didn't know was possible.

>>11601796
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEX FINISH THIS ANON

>>11601796
Disgusting and disrespectful!
now keep going

Can you idiots lay off the dox shit?

>>11602046
no

>>11601825
Listen, it's not gay if you make fluffanon think he's Kronii for real

>>11602046
Might as well scream into the void, bro. The jannies sure won't do a fucking thing.

>>11602170
Do the jannies even want to read the green text fics in here?

>>11601933
Kronii needs to be this vindictive and trust chat to settle her scores for her.

>>11602199
no

>>11602199
No. Probably not... Right?

>>11600811
HEWS UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>11602219
That would involve her trusting something.

>>11601796

>>11602255
oh shit that's hews? i didn't recognize it. does hews not want to do kronii or something?

>Kronii is Batman
>Fauna is Poison Ivy

Totally makes sense.

>>11600811
I WILL FUCK THIS DEER WHILE KRONII FINGERS HERSELF STUPID WATCHING US MATE LIKE ANIMALS

>>11602343
Do you really want low effort garbage for Kronii?
>>11592031

>>11602261
...Goddamn it...

>>11602404
that's a yikes...

>>11601933
>Even through her warm and loving exterior, Fauna never hesitates to ask her beloved saplings to handle particular 'problems' for her
>You've made a bit of a name for yourself as an effective 'problem solver' for the kirin
>Sometimes you black out, the last thing you remember hearing her voice asking you for a favor
>You're not sure why you keep waking up covered in blood, or why you keep finding twigs and leaves in your clothes… but you do it for Fauna. She needs your help!
>And a good sapling always helps out his beloved mother…
>Curiously, one day you wake up and notice all the mirrors in your apartment have been shattered—shattered glass coats the floor, and somebody's painted your windows black, so as not to reflect anything.
>The back of your neck keeps itching, which makes it hard to focus on anything… but when you hear Fauna's voice on the phone, you head over right away, as usual.

>>11602261
>kronii plans to take on fauna and the entire sapling force by herself
>the saplings will even be backed up by traitor kronies who will reveal kronii’s weaknesses
she doesn’t stand a chance...

>>11602404
ehhh I think he just used the girl as a model though?

>>11602404
It's not even traced though. He just copied the pose and angle.

>>11602559
the winter sapling

>>11602609
let's be fair, fauna doesn't need help figuring out the weaknesses kronii broadcasts herself

>>11602645
>>11602634
Still low effort trash since it's pretty much a fucking 1v1. His faces are also garbage.

>>11602559
unironically would be Fauna's fixer
anything for mommy

>>11602686
I kinda like his art desu but hey to each of our own

>>11602609
Those fucking traitor kronies...
t. traitor kronie

>>11602764
Why?

>>11602814
It has to be this way.

>>11602872
No wonder she doesnt trust us...

>>11602872
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

>>11602907
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO CUM IN MISERY

>>11601453
>reddit queen
>ironic weeb niggers
Anon.

>>11602609
But Fauna needs to attack the Netheronii in order to free the Piglins.and give them the Netheronii.

Kronii and the Netheronii are protected by the reinforced bunkeronii, giving her a defensive advantage.

And the piglins can't be controlled, and they'll overwhelm both weakened forces at the end.

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?

>>11603067
>both kronii and fauna are attacked by a force of pig-men once they've weakened each other, dragged back to the ruined fortress in chains of gold
>made to serve as slaves to the piglin king
>if they're particularly disobedient they get thrown in with the giant hoglins to serve as breeding sows

>>11603168
w-what happens to the surviving saplings and kronies?

>>11603195
We join in

>>11603005
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
WHICH WIFE IS WRONG
WHEN WAR IS DONE
I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

THAT WAIFUS
BREED WAIFUS
BUT IN THE END
IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>11603195
the males are crushed into hoglin feed
the females(lol, lmao) are given to the brave piglin soldiers freed from slavery

>>11603168
From orced to pigmen. I dont know if this general has mental issue or not.
keep going.

>>11603313
>I dont know if this general has mental issue or not
>he wasn't briefed
fucking tourists...

>>11603313
>from orced to pigmen
hmmm

>while fauna is incredibly distressed by the situation and keeps trying to escape, kronii is a lot more calm
>when fauna asks what's wrong with her as she willingly hops on the piglin king's lap, she just says she's been through this before
>they'll get sloppy in a few months, then they can break out, she tells her
>fauna does the math and tells kronii that that's approximately 4-5 litters of swine-man hybrid children
>kronii just gets more turned on by the idea

>>11603421
so is this some timeloop where they get continuously fucked by their own swine-man hybrid children?

What the fuck is happening...

>>11603509
schedule drought pls andastand

>>11603509
War stories.

>>11603397
>tourist
>know about somes kronies here want orced mori and kronii ages ago
Choose one retard.
I just want to point out we have cuckold issue here

>>11603509
have you never read female knight doujins?

>>11603549
the kronies' fantasies are running wild.

>>11603482
that makes a lot of sense
>kronii also knows that the orcs she'd been with before had addictive cum, but that can be fixed later, she tells fauna
>after a couple of months though, they're living in a haze, and the accelerated rate of growth of the piglins is beginning to come back around on them—their first litter of children are now ready to take their turns with the castle's pre-eminent sows
>older and more experienced piglins leave the fortress over time, leaving the two council members in an excellent position to escape
>unfortunately, they're too busy taking their sons' seed that they don't even notice
>at some point, the piglin king comes to visit them for the last time, congratulating them on birthing enough piglins that they've been able to supply a full invasion of the surface
>they'll be getting some new 'sisters' soon, he tells them
>then he reconvenes the breeding sessions, and kronii and fauna cease to exist, replaced by Sow 1 and Sow 2, constantly being impregnated by and giving brith to hordes of squealing swine, the world above vanishing under a tide of gilded hogs

>>11603627
What the fuck...

>>11603572
Anon, I wasn't talking about orcing, but about how you clearly haven't been here for a while if you are not sure if this thread is competely schizo or not

>>11603168
>>11603421
>>11603627
So. Who's going to draw this?

>>11604248
We STILL haven't gotten the tweets from this.

>>11601796
YES LETS KEK EDDY LETSGO UYOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>11600958
>Doesn't hesitate to ask saplings to kill him
>Saplings didn't hesitate to kill him on the spot

>>11604265
spoonfeed me. What tweets?

>>11604371
Bae gave the other three some stuff they were supposed to tweet for losing in Uno.

>>11604371
bae was the overall winner and thus has the right to order each of the other 3 to do a tweet of her choice

>>11603627
This is cursed....
Who the fuck will get turned on by this lol

I'm not, I SWEAR, or

>>11604431
>>11604434
They ignored the rrat again...

>still no schedule
place your bets: permission hell or is she still deciding how many breaks to stuff into it?

>>11604467
Busy playing Animal Crossing, forgive her...

>>11604462
If the rrat had a single assertive bone in her body, they wouldn't just walk all over her like that

>>11604512
Sounds like she needs a warm hug

>>11604467
Bro, We already know she'll be on the Uno collab and have a Watchalong so that leaves only 1 or 2 streams (most likely Hades or HK or MC)

>>11604467
Kronii was waiting for fauna to post so she could Minecraft snipe but then the deer forgot how water physics work outside of Minecraft and now neither of them know what to do

>>11604512
don't worry, I'll assert my bone into her

>>11604462
The rrat awakens feeling of wanting to protect and rape at the same time i-is this what people call love?

>>11604554
>Bro, We already know she'll be on the Uno collab
What?

>>11604797
Sorry, i meant Among Us lol

>>11604512
Becoming friends with the rrat!
Learning about the rrat's strict family!
Realising the rrat only knows how to bend to the whims of others!
Teaching the rrat to stand up for herself!
Encouraging the rrat to make her own choices!
Helping the rrat chase her goals no matter who tells her she shouldn't!
The rrat falling for (You), the one who helped her break out of her cage!
The rrat making the hardest choice of all!
The rrat choosing to be with you despite knowing that her family hates you!
Having a healthy, lasting relationship -> engagement -> marriage with the rrat!
The rrat's family eventually learning to tolerate -> like -> respect you!
The rrat and her family being eternally grateful for what you did for her!
This cute rrat!

>>11604681
M-Maybe...

>>11604874
I need more rrat fluff

>>11604874
Bae going back to using her old roommate voice for me and only me!
Neglect memes aside I'm really just happy she found a new home.

>>11602404
Is this the same girl from that gosling restaurant pic?

>>11605318
Not all asians look alike...

I'm pretty sure those Wendy's sandwiches are giving me the runs.

schedule doko?

>>11605318
that's kinda racist anon not gonna lie

>>11605318
a-anon...

>>11605616
What the fuck?

>>11605616
wait wtf why do they actually look similar to each other

>>11605657
same tits

>>11605657
I-Is this actually doxx...

>>11605657
>>11605718
both of you are retarded, the shoulders and tits are massively different, even with the angles not being the same
they've very obviously separate people even just looking at the tits, not even mentioning the face.

>>11605753
You're not fooling anyone Kronii

>>11605657
Yeah, I can't tell asians apart either

sched... *cough*

Why do you kronies want the schedule so badly?

>>11605997
we are addicted to schizo meltdowns

>>11605997
I miss her...

>>11605997
so I can plan out my week for her?

>>11604968
rratposting

https://litter.catbox.moe/8of84v.png

>>11606100
UOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>11605997
I just wanna see what shes doin the next week before I go to bed. Isnt it super late even in leafland right now? I dont understand why she consistently waits this long to post her schedule. Shouldnt she technically be posting it sunday morning/saturday night so we know if theres a stream on sunday at all?

>>11605997
it's that or more piglin greentexts
if kronii does not release the schedule i will release Part 4: Hoglin Bestiality Edition

>>11606100
UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH MY HEART AND MY DICK

>>11606100
i fuck up the surprise pien....

>>11606100
WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX THAT'S FUCKING HOT
AAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA FUCK THE RRAT

>>11606118
Asking her to post her schedule at a reasonable time? Take your meds, schizo.

>>11605997
Because we have nothing better else to look forward to

>>11606100

>>11605997
I don't, I'm used to her posting it late by now.

>>11606212
This bitch is such a fucking tease, but she's too fucking cute.

Everything will be okay. The schedule will be fine.

i remember when gabe didnt want to let kronii in...

>>11606212
Low key grateful to him for getting this line out of her to be honest.

>>11606295
Just hate her again, gabe.

>>11606317
A time before the schizophrenia set in...

>>11606295
shouldn't have let her in, Gabe

>>11606212
good job anon

>>11606317
Once Kronii said Minecraft was her cope game he folded. Gabe betrayed himself to make Kronii happy.

>>11606212
dl

What time did she drop last week's schedule?

>>11606317
Who can resist the siren song of our clockwife's frustrated gwaks?

>>11606454
Earlier than today

>>11606454
Like 3 hours ago that Sunday/Monday depending on your timezone.

>>11606454
around 5am europoor time, which was over 3 hours ago
seems it will more like the week vefore that, when it was delayed till like 11 due to permission hell

Maybe her cold got worse.

>>11606100
imagine fucking her again after finishing the breakfast she made........
>"well?? thoughts?? was it go-"
>baelz didn't get to finish her sentence because she found suddenly found herself bent over on the dining table
>"geez anon, really? again? we just did it last niiiiigggghhttt~"


was planning on making it longer but my ESL syndrome is too bad today and I can't construct a proper sentence

>>11606530
W-What if she died...

>>11606478
Maybe she won't stream tomorrow (tuesday, JST) as well. So don't expect the schedule today

>>11606575
reminds me of that one fic..

>>11606575
yeah sorry made her orgasm too hard last night, her korean body cannot handle my manliness t.Joel Johnson

>>11606611
reading this made my chest hurt for some reason

I hope she wouldn't post any schedule at all.
Just tweet about it like what mumei did last week...

>ze infection is going as planned
>she added ze breaks?
>yes my lord
>excellent, move onto ze next phase and get fauna on ze line
>yes master?
>stream animal crossing and play fall guys with your viewers
>as you wish

>>11606575
That's really rude as fuck dude.

I hate myself for laughing

What if she puts a bunch of breaks on the schedule, but ends up feeling better. Would she guerrilla or stick to the schedule?

WHERE IS THE SCHEDULE BIRCH?

I hope she never posts the schedule. This thread is the most entertaining when it’s losing its goddamn mind.

>>11606741
STOP IT

>>11606677
BOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11606677
I can feel my soul wither away every minute the schedule isn't posted

>>11606740
>Kronii
>guerrilla
Y-Yes...

>>11606741
Don't hurt her please

SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US SHE HATE'S US

>>11606741
I want a kronii pic where she's full of bruises and cuts because of abuse from /me/

>>11606821
t.me

>>11606120
>if kronii does not release the schedule i will release Part 4: Hoglin Bestiality Edition
Post it.

>>11606821
hmmm.... I'm about to sleep but I'll work on an edit tomorrow

So how are we going to cope with the fact that it's looking more and more like Kronii is going to be the EN Ayame?
Or worse, will she pull a Hana Macchia and intentionally try to sink her popularity to have her expectations reduced?

You wouldn't friendzone your wife just because she's a little dandere, would you?

>the schizo energy after the schedule is released

>>11606892
Eh, not seeing it really. Kronii to me has more in common than a Let's Player than Ayame She's approaching it from that kind of mindset.

>>11606897
Kronii we can be more than friends if you let me in

>>11606897
The fact she wants to friendzone me means it's self defense to friendzone her first.
Like how if you're on a bike and you see a truck coming at you, you unload your CZ 75 into the driver because if he does run you over, you know the pigs are going to let him walk.

>>11606889
I-I kneel I'll be looking forward to it

She's afraid of posting the schedule because the schizos are going to sperg out when they see the 3 streams this week

kronii rfa stream doko?

>technically monday already
>occupied with playing games offstream rather than making a schedule
>throws in a couple extra breaks with the caveat of upset feelings or sickness to appease the yesmen
>receives more passive aggresive supas which she casually dimisses
Why is she like this unironically, if you hate your job it only makes sense to move on or change things...

>>11606897
Kronii, I will not fuck you until you put the Head & Shoulders shampoo in your hair.

>>11606932
This is really specific, Anon, is there something you'd like to share with the class?

>>11606892
1. Mumei is the EN Ayame. Technically speaking by JP standards every member of EN except for Kiara is "EN Ayame".
2. Hana did not big brain anything she just constantly sperged out until she lost her audience despite having a ton of potential.

>>11606929
She's a failed Let's Player, not even a rrats, she said as much.
We're getting less and less streams a week, she's training her members to only expect 3 streams a week. And then weekly breaks. That's Ayame tier.

>>11606932
based

>>11606962
*cums on you*

>>11606962
Do you people even know what the fuck Ayame tier even means...

>Kronii will post her schedule tomorrow so she doesn't have to write today as a "Break Day" on the schedule because having 4 "Break Days" looks bad

>>11606957
Yes, buy a gun and if you see a truck barreling at you or at any crowd, you empty your magazine into the driver's side.
That's the lesson for today.

>>11607005
Unfathomably based

>>11607005
Why should i care if a driver barrels through a crowd i'm not part of?

>>11606993
She better be ready for a schizo attack then
>>11606962
Spread the Hate bros!!
But calling that ayame tier is wrong.

>>11606960
Mumei has an actual reason for having a light schedule due to her classes and whatever other things are going in on her life. Kronii, to our knowledge has nothing going on so she can learn to build her endurance and stream like Korone. Instead she's doing the opposite and always reducing her schedule load.

>>11606993

ALL BREAKS AND NO STREAMS MAKES ANON A DULL BOY
ALL BREAKS AND NO STREAMS MAKES ANON A DULL BOY
ALL BREAKS AND NO STREAMS MAKES ANON A DULL BOY
ALL BREAKS AND NO STREAMS MAKES ANON A DULL BOY

>>11606993
Kek I believe it

>>11607050

>>11607005
Oh, you're talking about the Truck of Peace.

It sounded like you were involved in a roadside murder.

>>11607050
>*SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*
>HERES SCHIZO

>Kronii warns us in advance that it's probably going to be a light week
>/infinity/ starts drumming itself into a frothing rage anyway

>>11607059

>>11607049
A-wink!

>>11607005
>not emptying the magazine into the crowd instead
Cringe

>>11606993
>there'll be 4 break days anyway

>>11607045
She doesn't have to be Mr Koro or Peko levels of streaming. Just 5 streams that is 2-3hrs atleast (and most collabs happening in her channel).
Basically her 1st & 2nd week schedule

>>11607045
>Kronii, to our knowledge has nothing going on so she can learn to build her endurance and stream like Korone. Instead she's doing the opposite and always reducing her schedule load.
Were you even in /jp/ during early Korone? She was a nervous wreck. She didn't become an endurance machine a YEAR in.

>>11607100
>The only thing on her schedule is the Among Us collab and the watchalong

>>11607111
>5 streams
You mean 4.

>>11607130
Ha...............ha....................ha..........ha....ha...ha..ha Ha Ha hA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>11607111
Kronii already consistently streams 15 hours a week.

>>11606677
i kneel to the deer...

>>11607127
And what do you think I'm getting at? Kronii should aspire to be endurance machine Korone, not nervous wreck one.

>>11607130
>and they both happen Saturday
FIVE DAYS WITH NO KRONII STREAM LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11607085
>I'm sorry anon, I think I'm sick
>Bitch better have my schedule!

>>11607130
She said there'll be Minecraft every week, so add that in and we have our 3 day schedule as she said. On the bright side, no Hades or Hollow Knight.

Need clip from her lastest stream, when she said we have lived without her for a long time, what abou a few days more

>>11607158
You're FORCING it inorganically. Dumbasses keep on using Pekora and Korone as precedents when they were just as bad in their early months. Fucking hell even Myth got shat on being constantly compared to JP and now they're loved and used as a stick to bash Council with. Give her time. It's been 2 months. This kind of pushy parasocial shit is what broke down Ame and Kiara.

the stream time loop is back yay

>>11607075
It doesn't help that some of the states in my country and actually legalizing Trucks of Peace attacks. Got to fight back against the terrorists anyway you can.

>>11607130
>the among us collab won't even make it onto the schedule

>>11607192
Do you know about what time?

>>11607190
>She said there'll be Minecraft every week
>she didn't say whether it'll be on stream or not

>>11607196
>FORCING
Oh fuck off, having her keeping a 5 stream schedule is not forcing anything. In fact, you're enabling her to get worse. It's like someone skipping their reps at the gym and eating nothing but wendy's, and you're then going to feign shock that they're out of shape.
She's got to do her basic streaming reps anon. That's why she's playing games she's played before, to ease herself into this.

>new computer needs time to setup and transfer data.
>4 breaks.
>Pov Among us not confirmed.
>4breaks + 1 no pov

>>11607216
It was much comfier earlier, even if it was about piglins...

>>11607254
she did, actually

>>11607268
i never thought in my life i would say this but i miss the gay arc...

>no streams at all next week

Which would you guys prefer? 4 break days clearly stated on the schedule or 4 "possible guerrilla streams" that she will never deliver on

>>11607255
>No she must adhere to MY arbitrary schedule streaming the exact same hours but if she doesn't split it up into 5 streams it doesn't count WAAAAAHHHHHH

>>11607280
open up anon.

>>11607280
Your ass looks tight bro

Why do kronies immediately label something timeloops, yet conviently forgot it whenever it suits their need?
Does this mean i can casually dismiss dull threads as avatarfagging timeloop. Yes its bashing and Kronii, and deservidedly so.

>>11607255
>In fact, you're enabling her to get worse.
Pffft you're a fucking retard. No one's enabling anything, Kronii isn't a fucking child. She's got a spine as proven by that aka. Whether she improves or not is entirely up to her.

>>11607192
>you manage to live all this time without me.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/fzqbi6.mp3

>>11607248
>pic rel

>>11607284
>she says 4 possible guerrilla streams
>plays minecraft offstream during regular stream hours

>>11607216
>>11607268
I WANT PIGLINS BACK TO THE MENU.
SOMEONE PLEASE ....
I DONT WANT ANOTHER TIME LOOP

>>11607305
why are kronies only one person? go join the schizo argument if you want fag

>>11607305
>Inane ESL babble
Dismissed.

>>11607294
>>11607311
>It's okay to enable her bad habits because I say so.
>She'll improve if she wants too
>3 stream schedules intensify.

guys what's a time loop

>>11607268
>sperging about the schedule
>meanwhile I'm waiting for more porcing with my dick out

Suffering.

>>11607355
Lurk moar faggot.

>>11607353
>WAAAHHHAHHHH WAAHAHHAHAHHAH

>>11607353
Nigga you're not her parent lmao. Why do you act as if you have any power in this relationship dynamic.

>11607355
Fuck off global reddit frog

>>11607333
>>11607343
My bad, its just another schizotourist invading my sekretclub timeloop. Keep posting shitfics and pretending to be in a parasocial relationship with a streamer who doesn't care about her job.

>>11607373
>>11607367
>Implying her fanbase doesn't have influence over her habits
If people didn't drop the hammer on her, she'd still be playing Minecraft 6 hours a night every day. So don't pretend it's all up to her.

>>11607380
ok, sounds good. you can keep bitching about her schedule over there too

>>11607380
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAHWAAWHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>11607380
Kek imagine whining like a bitch while contributing nothing to the thread like you.

>>11607399
>If people didn't drop the hammer on her, she'd still be playing Minecraft 6 hours a night every day. So don't pretend it's all up to her.
Pfffft

>>11607434
Prove me wrong

>>11607380
>escaped from dead-end job with no future at a call center
>can live the dream about VA once again
>openly asked for improvement
>too many groups of viewers to satisfy them all
>chose the best road for majority

motherfucker seaniggers in 4chan say she doesnt care about her job

>>11607442
Chat had no bearing over that what so ever

>>11607442
*cums on you*

Its all going to be ok
We'll have some fun streams
The thread will endure like it always has

>>11607472
*cums on your positivity*

>>11607456
So you're going to ignore them badgering and shaming her minecraft addiction? What do you have to gain by lying so brazenly?

>>11607472
>We'll have some fun streams
actually kronii is pretty good streamer
it exceed it my expectations by far
she is pretty funny

>>11607374
you forgot a >, idiot

>>11607485
*cums in your mouth*

>>11607485
She grew bored and supplanted it with MonHun and Animal Crossing. This bitch was in customer service why the fuck would a bunch of whiners fill her with shame?

>>11607486
I like her streams too.

I need to sleep bros...

>>11607486
She's getting there at least. It'll be fun to see her when she gets more comfortable and develops her improv skills like most of Myth, but I am afraid that it'll change her.

>>11607514
>"Bored"
>Coincidentally when chat was badgering and shaming her constantly
>She still has lots of stuff she wants to do, like building underwater bunkeronii and expanding Netheronii and the tree farm
>She now says she'll stream all big projects
What do you have to gain by lying so brazenly again?

>>11607553
Do us a favor and sleep so she can finally post the schedule

>>11607553
>kuroyasumi goodnight.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/cdccul.mp3

>>11607562
*cums in your butt*

>>11607562
>Shaming
>Badgering
As if the whiners did anything, it was positive reinforcement chads who did the work.

kronii karaoke one last kiss doko?

>>11607586
Wrong, it was people who asked for her to stream everything. Positive reinforcement fags is why she isn't streaming everything.
Also you keep dodging the question while at the same time just gave some massive damage control saying it was 'positive reinforcement' that got her to change after you originally said 'Chat had no bearing over that'

did Kronii pick the Truman Show because she wanted to educate us about parasocial relationships?

I'm so tired, I'm drinking my second can of Monster to stay up.

>>11607625
*cums on your toes*

>>11607636
yes. And i am not regret being in parasocial relationship with her.

The road ahead is bumpy but we'll make it through
We always fight but in the end we are united
We'll be fine, I know we will

>>11607652
You've gone too far anon.

>>11607656
t. me a parasocial schizoid chad

>>11607669
full res
good lord my wives are hot
https://twitter.com/honkivampy/status/1450000503996362753

>>11607684
Tentopus...

>>11607642
I'm still awake and I should be asleep, but I can't sleep.

>>11607669
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBSSSS CCCCC CCCCCCUUUUUU CCCCCUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>11607669
nice pic

>>11607669
Mumei's tits too big

>>11607669
Mumei is, no homo, too big. She's a medium is premium girl.

I think my neighbor is kronii

>>11607715
Are you a leaf?

sorry for the late schedule guys. I, Ouro Kronii's husband, had to step in since she was having some technical difficulties. Will post the schedule after I impregnate my wife, Ouro Kronii just in case you forgot, again.

>>11607664
Going on a night drive with Kronii!
Crossing a long bridge with Kronii!
Pulling over on the bridge with Kronii!
Leaning against the railing with Kronii!
Looking up at the stars with Kronii!
Sharing a deep, passionate kiss with Kronii!
Dumping Kronii's lifeless body over the side of the bridge!
Smiling as you hear the splash of Kronii hitting the water!
Driving away!
Humming over a missing person report playing on the radio!

>>11607770
>:)

who's worse, the cum guy or the frog guy?

>>11607808
(you)

>>11607808
(You)
*cums on you*

>>11607808
KRONII

>>11607808
*cums on you*

>Kronii has been off the Minecraft server for 72 hours
Next stream will be Minecraft, already confirmed

>>11607843
She's hooked on Animal Crossing and MonHun Stories

>>11607775
How about another joke, Fauu-na?

Why does Kronii having a previous actual job feel like a betrayal to me? She's a fake neet...

>11607836
Reminder the frogposter is from global.
Ignore normalfags like him.

>>11607800
who's this douchebag

>>11607808
Oomerschizo
*cums on you *btw

>>11607874
I don't think she ever confirmed she was a neet anon...

>>11607874
You have to make an attempt at being employed before you can collect NEET bucks in most countries.

>>11607874
>Customer service
Anon...

>>11607874
same rules as virginity, if you go 10 years without a job you return to pure NEET status