/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11528815
My goal to make my oshi my wife becomes a whole lot easier.

>>11528815

>>11528815
Sweet Home Alabama

>>11528815
Pray to Allah for forgiveness

>>11528815
try to figure out how I came to have an indonesian sister

>>11528815
stop simping because it's just weird

>>11528815
Nothing, she obviously doesn't want to share this information with me, so I wouldn't butt in on her business.
If she ever wants to tell me, she'll tell me. If not I'll just pretend to buy whatever bullshit excuses she throws at me.

impregnate her

>>11528815
How the hell do I even have a sister? Why is she both Canadian and older than me?

>>11528815
Put the SCs directly into her panties.

>>11528815
Imagine waking up one day to find that you're actually a SEAnigger...could never be me

Demand they inject my fetish into their streams discreetly.

>>11528815
I have a sister?

>>11528815
I will buy as many of her merch as possible, especially the lewd ones, and "accidentally" show her all of them.

Wonder when my sister learned Japanese

>>11529493
Don't forget a clearly labeled cumjar with her name on it.

>>11529493
Show her the daki of herself with some strange stains on it.

Ask her how the fuck does she speak Japanese
And tell her to get me some of that Hololive Nepotism to make me a Holo

>>11528815
She already admitted to being a brother-con so I fuck her, marry her, live out the incest plot of my dreams.

break into her room at night and bust a nut on her face

Apparently my dad fucked a Japanese chick

>>11529803
>Japanese
Anon...

>>11528815
>t. Moona's little brother

>>11528939
same way anyone has a seanig step sibling, sex tourism

>>11529867
Twist is it's actually moona trying to give him ideas

>>11528815
Be very confused because my sister hates vtubers and says its cringe.

>>11530016
That could be a light novel/mango story.

>>11529836
Pika is a hafu, this is known

To be honestly my dad was stationed in Korea in the 70's. Considering how much he always slept around it wouldn't surprise me if I had a Korean sister, but she'd be a MILF by now.

>>11528815
Impregnate
My oshi's a hag so our kids weren't likely to turn out well anyway

>>11528815
Jokes on you, my biggest fetish is incest.

>>11530016
Imagine falling for her obvious opsec

I hope this means my dad impregnated some japanese chick in Japan and she's my long lost half sibling.
Because my real sister in real life is a fucking bitch to the point where if she was secretly my oshi, I'd either have to rationalize it as she's an actual shizo with multiple personality disorder, or kill myself.

>>11530186
You sound pleasant

>>11530250
My sister and the rest of my family is worse trust me. They fucking regularly harass retail workers, like actual scum of the Earth.

>>11528815
just IMAGINE the tension in the air in that house after the incident
there's no fucking way she doesn't know he was probably busting a nut to porn of her avatar, and he has to live with knowing he spilled his seed fantasizing about fucking this stranger who was actually his sister

>>11530354
And what's wrong with that? If he didn't recognize her than she played her role well, actually double well because she was an attractive female. Awkward but understandable, and relatable.

>>11528815
die from insta infinite coom

>>11530354
moonabro was probably even hornier after that, what are you talking about?
he can steal moonas panties and have access to them where as nobody else can, unless hes a pussy.

>>11528844
Underrated

>>11530481
This.
If you're a weebtard jerking off to anime, you might as well steal your sister's panties.
It's not a big fall.

>>11530040
>>11530112
She really hates it and is a major stacey, im not saying i dont get along with her, i love my sister and we get along great and are best friends. But damn does she hate vtubers, she puts then in the same category as egirls which she also hates. She also says the guys wacthing are simps and all vtubers are gfe baiting their audience, she had a comment about how a vtubers voice is inherently flirty and meant to make lonely guys fall for them.
I asked her how she knows this and she said something like "dude i put that cutesy voice once to get into a club, girls use that cutesy voice when they want something, dont be a dumbass, like you think that shark ho always has that flirty voice on 'tee hee im so innocent and easy going and approachable omg', no she knows what shes doing, all this internet bitches know what they are doing, dont retarded anon, they get something out of it". Im not messing with you that's how she answeres and now i think she might be onto something.

>>11528815
Sweet, can skip the stalking step and go straight to raping

>>11530907
>Character is playing a character
woah....

I would become sex

>>11530000
Quads confirm

>>11530354
Do you jerk off to every chuuba you watch?

>>11531124
every single one except my oshi

>>11528815
I'd ask god to forgive me for everything i have done and what i'd be about to do

Ask if you can be siblings with benefits

>>11531124
Do you not?

>>11528815
Trick question. There are no black holos

>>11528815
incest, anon, incest

>>11528815
Make her introduce myself to Marine, so I can finally marry her.

>>11532379
But anon what if she is Marine

>>11528815
put laxatives in her food before stream

an hero probably
so long space SEA

>>11533836
Then I have to live a life of sin and find a place where that is okay.

>>11528815
Realize why Selen's laughs were sounding so close.

>>11535048
You are Pomu?

>>11531124
only the hot ones
pic related.

>>11535117
God I wish.

>>11528844
Based

>>11528815
I still have no idea how he didn't know. Even when my family members are doing voices I can hear little pieces of their regular voice

>>11549001
he definitely knew but kept it under wraps and saw how far he could go without moona noticing, until she eventually did.

>>11549001
because she's lying, it's an interesting story moona come up with to bait clippers.

>>11528815
If I was Moona's little brother and got cockteased that hard by my sister I'd unironically ask her if she wants to take my virginity.
What the hell does he have to lose? She's the one that started it.

>>11528844
fpbp

itt. gathering of anons without sisters

>>11549097
>>11549135
both compelling arguments

>>11534147
This, and also sneak into her room and unmute the mic when she goes to take a bathroom break.

>>11528815
Actually enjoy it cuz I'd finally have the sister sibling experience.

>>11528844
kekked

>my brother's been doing a lot of chores around the house recently, he's been oddly enthusiastic about doing the laundry as well. Strange.

>>11528844
But what if your oshi was your daughter?

>>11528815
Steal her panties and sell it to simps

>>11528844
I don't get it

>>11554511
That's his daughter he's been fucking because he hasn't seen her since she was a very little

>>11530250
You sound like a normalfag

>>11530907
i will now have the sex with your sister

>>11554466
used*

>>11530907
i want to fuck that mesugaki brat sister while she's dressed in shion cosplay

>>11528815
This changes nothing

>>11549001
>he fell for the bullshit
I bet you think Pekora really told her mom her big secret that was totally never known.

>>11529004
The only sensible response in the thread so far

>>11534147
>>11550628
For what purpose?

>>11563197
braps

>>11528815
If my sister was a vtuber, she would make Gundou look like a chaste virgin.

>>11528815
Would collect her bathwater, dundruff and deadskincells, make a lab and do some experiment, when the formula is perfected i will then mass produce said product and sell it to all her fans, so that they can smell her scent while watching her streams.
Would also collect her fingernail clippings and sell it to everyone ( you could suck on her collected fingernails, because you know theres a possibility that she has put her finger inside her juicy pussy ).

>>11528815
Record lewds and sell for money

>>11528844
movie name?

>>11565114
Oldboy

>>11555071
Nah those are for me

>>11563197
to blow calli brap rrat out of the water with the loudest diarrhea in vtuber history

Gross, my sister is 40 and a mom

>>11530907
>she puts then in the same category as egirls which she also hates
Anon, I think your sister IS a vtuber