/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!

I love Mori!

IRyS sat on my lap

>>11505510
Me too!

What can I say? Today was yet another wonderful day for Hololive and Hololive content. Lots of karaokes and Minecraft streams to sink our teeth into as well as other wonderful streams.
>Songs released today
Iofi blessed our hearts and ears with this beautiful cover of the ID song called Buatmu Tertawa. Iofi's wonderful soft singing voice and the beautiful and plesant MV formed up to create the perfect stress relief song. If you need to get your mind off things that aren't Hololive, put this song on, sit back and let Iofi seranading to you wash all those worires away.
https://youtu.be/beSTVUWjDPI
SubaChocoLuna are just an incredible trio of ladies, with Luna successfully getting Subaru interested in Girl's Love and Choco absolutely ecstatic at living out her RomCom manga fantasies. The three of them got together and uploaded this adorable cover of Cherry Cherry Bomb. The MV contains copious amounts of Luna kissing a Duck and it's definitely one of Choco's favorite music videos. If you missed out on why she considers this a fave, maybe give it a stream so you can learn you idiot.
>Some highlights for today
Flare's so bad at Metroid Dread it's actually impressive and hilarious at the same time. Many of her boss deaths were because she doesn't pay attention to what a boss is doing and dashes straight into attacks and other times she just completely fails a jump and then eats an E.M.M.I to the face. Despite this, she's still making progress and winning! She's probably going to reach the end soon and watching Flare is always a great treat.
Today was an absolutely intense round of karaoke as many Holos felt like showing off their amazing singing skills. For archived karaokes you've got the return of the Perfect Human Haachama who said she was doing a chill karaoke stream but then immediately sang songs like Odo, Only my Railgun, and LosLosLos which made her viewers tummy hurt so she gave them their calm karaoke songs at the end, Mio used her powerful voice to deliver amazing performances and Matsuri singing a whole bunch of anime songs. We also had some great unarchived karaokes too, as Fauna gave us an amazing soulful performance that contained a lot of MCR but also CITY ESCAPE and Meimei, who was an extremely sleepy owl, made adorable autistic bird noises and also amazing bird singing with her "sleepy" karaoke session.
There were also a ton of Minecraft streams to check out too with Miko going back to the EN side of the server to make a giant miko baby statue near her unchi hut which is right next to Phoenixton. Aqua's first official visit to the EN server happened and it was like watching a child exploring uncharted lands, reading every single sign she comes across with her precious eigo. It was super cute. Then you've got Bae and Nene having an amazing adventure as Nene took Bae to all of the JP server's best attractions and her pride and joy the MESA ROAD. They also went into the jungle to gawk at pandas and Bae even got a Cockatiel! Which then immediately died as soon as she got back to the EN server because they have a hilarious creeper problem.
Ina did something highly illegal today. She caused thousands of humans to overdose on dopium by showing how much of a cute dork she is with her VR Art stream. She made a tako who uses duct tape as bandages after getting bonked, turned him into a Snowtako, HUGGED said Snowtako and then proceeded to vore him like the food he is. She then showed off her designer skills by making an surprisingly super cute maid outfit as well as an absolutely amazing wedding dress which really hit the Takodachis right in the heart. If you missed this stream, I highly suggest you check the VODs, Ina was exponentially cuter than usual today and it was a fun time.
You have so many amazing streams going on right now too, with Mori really feeling like she's a Rap God as she perfects three whole rap songs already completing Godzilla. Also DEADBEATS CAN MOVE! You've got IRyS talking about how much fun she had in the watchalong while also beating all her viewers in Mario Kart by having higher points than everyone at all times. Lamy and Korone are over there working on their failing marriage by getting pass all these puzzles in It Takes Two. Pekora and her partner are taking on corrupt cops and criminals in Judge Eyes and Sora's doing her grinding reps as she got a new party member in Romancing Saga 3 and she's being extremely cute about it.
>Upcoming Big Streams
It's been a while since we've had one but Botan's finally made it to that last stretch! Congratulations to this amazing lion for reaching 1m Subs! She's worked really hard to get to where she is right now and here's hoping we got plenty more amazing streams and laughter from her for days to come. Here endurance/celebration stream is in a few hours, make sure to set your clocks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzJ9QyxH5ak
There were plenty more great streams today, but which ones were the highlights of your day /hlgg/?

this stupid bitch IRyS has no idea what she's talking about, she should honestly graduate by now

SANTA HATE

>makes schizos seethe for no good reason

Oh wow, she actually cleared it

FINALLY

YATTA

SHE DID IT

>>11505814
Based, fuck that whore

>>11505813
>HUGGED said Snowtako and then proceeded to vore him like the food he is
god i wish that was me

YES MORI

dude mori's rap chops are all choppy and shit
if you're picking up what I'm putting down, rapbros

SHE FUCKING DID IT

BECOME!

Ferris Wheel.

SHE DID IT
FIRST TRY

Next song for Mori

How deep does the Santa trauma run?

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>we
Who "we", Mori? You did it, silly.

Become

I never took a picture with Santa, but I did with a person in a giraffe costume.

i can't tell the difference between her 90% and her final one

I like IRyS.

IRyS having an Ina moment.

I put Mori on since the start but I have not a single clue on how she gauges herself. "This is 90%" "Ooh this is 95%". Each of her tries that didn't have any obvious slip-ups sound good perfect to my non-rapper ears.

Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all. She never thanked Ina for the drawing. She never welcomed back Miko after her months long break. She never said anything about Coco's graduation. She doesn't congratulate Holos on milestones or birthdays, she doesn't even respond if Holos comment on hers. She wasn't there for the Usaken Summer Festival. She wasn't there for the Summer Festival afterparty. She ghosted Coco for a year regarding Asacoco. She didn't show up to Subaru's Birthday/One million stream. Her first tweet after Coco's graduation was about airpods. She's a bitch in both the Western and Japanese definition.

Imagine working some shitty low wage job at the mall as a santa and little irys comes and sits on your lap

[IRyS] IRyS is a responsible person who does important things while you are a sweaty person who plays Mario Kart.

Deadbeats, I'm starting to think Mori does more than just wash her hands when she leaves

>>11505871
same shark

this is irys on coffee

IRYS BLASTING NECKBEARDS AND GAMERS

>>11505821
>Is a schizo himself.

>>11505855
FUCK OFF DEADBEATS, YOUR OSHI ISNT AN IDOL. FUCK OFFF

I am kinda horny for IRyS

>>11505868
Anon... Who do you think was in the giraffe costume...

Irystocrats btfo ohnonono

>>11505873
She's being cute?

Fuck, I just love IRyS.

Life, liberty and the pursuit of Laminess

IRyS defaults to "you must have no life" when she gets tilted at games
she's.... so fucking precious bros... i just..

>>11505871
transitions are a bit cleaner, less flubbed words, clearer enunciations

>>11505841
>>11505867
In the name of the Lin Kuei,
I REJECT RAMIREZ!

>>11505888
ina would have naked dogeza'd by now. irys is savage

I love IRySoSalty

>>11505873
The Santa subject tilted her

These Deadbeats have some sick moves

>>11505891
>

>>11505891
Shut up and watch the stream, deadbeat

IRyS calling out you sweaty nerds

>>11505915
sus

What did Irys say

Depending on her answer she might have to be punished by this NEET gamer ojisan

>>11505891
Mori is the peak idol experience

IRYS CALLING US FAT SWEATY LOSERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11505876
She's crazy focused when it comes to perfection

>>11505906
>"All you fucking incels need to get laid already, holy SHIT. Why are you spending Friday night playing fucking Mario Kart, morons? Jesus."
Damn, IRyS.

>>11505821
>>11505892
Honest question why do faggots take this shit so seriously? or is it merely pretending?

Bros....go on without me. My old bones have failed me. I'm never going to be able to dance again.

The clown has good taste!

>>11505937
The only thing you can punish is a plate of tendies.

I FUCKING LOVE KANATA
https://files.catbox.moe/w7d7qk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/31iq9s.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/iqyzv7.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/32jk9g.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/i5z92l.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/3k67rp.png

how often do other holos have to deal with people that don't leave?

I'm a chumbeat here to remind you that they are LOVERS

>>11505891
t. day 1 deadbeat+++

>>11505926
>>11505929
>>11505942
YOUR BOY ISNT CUTE FUCK YOU, FUCK NIGGER OF NIPPON

>>11505937
She's only loosing at Mario Kart because she's a responsible girl with lots to do and no time to practise.
Everyone in front of her is a tryhard.
Everyone behind her is also responsible.

IRyS needs to apologize to fat sweaty gamers who only play Mario Kart (sorry Ina). Does she not know they make up most of her audience?

>>11505956
Farming (you), what else?

>>11505915

>>11505976
>YOUR BOY ISNT CUTE FUCK YOU, FUCK NIGGER OF NIPPON

>>11505983
That's sad

>>11505967
I love reverse bunny suits so much god damn

>>11505937
If you're good at games it's because you're a sweaty nerd and not a productive member of society like her. This stuck up nephilim bitch... who does she think she is...

>>11505976
>implying Mori isn’t Kawaii as fuck

>>11505371
Will Mori be the very best, like no one ever was?
To rap well is her real test. To Guh is her cause.

>>11505974
IMPOSSIBLE

>>11505969
Constantly

>>11505964
best one is the fifth one

>>11505981
>loosing
my brain...

>>11505813
Gotta be Ina's drawing stream. But Flare was entertaining too even if she cannot play Metroid at all. Now sleep.

morichama

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>>11505999
WTF! how dare her! Ina should teach her how to behave

rip mori's playstation

Korone with the Mouse and keyboard advantage.

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>
>

>bonebros mention

>>11505976
Lies, she's the cutest

Bone bros are old news, its all about the bone brothers now

BONEBROS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT

>>11506019

>bone brothers exist alongside the bone bros
Interesting lore

>>11506020
Post the biggest clock tits you have, be it sfw or nfsw

>>11506020
BALLS

>Rapping is the thing I do
She has such a way with words...

There's no one alive whos loves Kronii more than me

>>11505813
Nice peko

Myth&IRyS love!

>>11505999
That bitch.... I'm gonna fly to japan and teach her a lesson.
I'm gonna turn her life into an Ugly Bastard doujin then let's see who laughs last.

>>11505877
A real dope!

>>11506063
I believe you

What is this? The blue women thread?

>>11506018
What is this cover a parody of?

>>11505891
of course she is!

>>11506083
Who?

its time

>we gotta rape some pokemon
my whori...

>>11506055
Here to support my boy's girlfriend!

>>11505976
You can't trick me with your reverse psychology but I'll post a cute Mori anyway

>>11506031
Ina should not get in the way of what is clearly my responsibility. Good thing my hands are big enough that I can hold both their arms behind their backs at the same time.

Bone Brothers > Bonebros

>no ogeys for the last 2 threads

Boo.

>>11505976
t. deadbeat

This is gonna take a while

no thoughts

>>11506083
Yes

>>11506110
ass for ants

Ra tah tah

I'm not exactly sure when it happened, but Mori has become one of my top 5 streamers. There's just something about Season 2 Mori that just makes me want to cheer her on.

Ven uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu saur?
Fauna?

>>11506112
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You CAN afford a benz for IRyS right?

>>11506112
learn giant steps you stupid baby

>>11506110
this pancake ass shit is not attractive

>>11506122
God I want to be an ant.

Wamy is nice and all, but what about big wamy tits?

>>11506126
Made for BBC.

>Mori have to emphasize the brothers part now that gurameniggers keep @ing her on Twitter, going as far as sending death threats

VENUSAURRRRRATTATTAAAAA

These two really hate bugs.

>>11506132
Welcome

>>11506139
Please don't attach IRyS to homosexual posts.

>>11506151
Big Botan Cock.

>>11506139

>>11506153
>I hear voices in my head

>>11505959
Deadbeat your bones couldn't handle dancing that long...

>Clefable? You mean CLEFable?
NOBODY SAYS IT LIKE THAT MORI.

mori regrets everything

Moricchi........

Hang in there, Moririn

>Clef-able
Deadbeats, what's wrong with your oshi?

>>11506132
Her family and Gura helped her sort some stuff out.

What the fuck is wrong with your oshi deadbeats

Learning the Pokemon is going to be the hard part.

>>11506157
Can't believe their hatred even extends to Beetles. They're so cool.

Mori is ngmi...

>>11506132
Same. I think it started with end of a life but her jump king stream was one of my top holo streams too.

>Clef-uhble
DEADBEATS EXPLAIN

This shit is starting to get into fucking Mandela Effect territory for Mori.

>she said bulbapedia to herself

>>11506179
The final boss of Mori rap. Fucking pronunciation.

Bulbapedia

>>11506139

>>11506190
Nitch.
Ock-ult.

>>11506191
>Keep taking help from others
>Never helps anyone

>doesn't know correct pronunciation
this gonna be rough for her.

>>11506204
Makes sense if you come from a musical background

>>11506213
Búlbapedía

>>11506169
Only five more days.

More like GUHrydos.

>>11506213
Boobapedia

>>11506223
That didn't stop whoever made the Hoenn Pokérap!

>>11506132
She's unleashed 6%.

>Pokérap
>she doesn't know
>she knoweth not
>she lacks critical information

imagine if eminem really was watching mori's stream and he sees his songs being followed up by pokerap

>>11506238
Terrible.

Made for BWC /// Made for BBC

>>11506096
Bae isn't Korean

Now if only she does a poll like this so we can finally end the live again debate

Anons are you recording this?

Kek, enter TTS

>>11506263
I miss Sana.

>>11506263

What the fuck Mori

>>11506270
there is no debate, it's pronounced live again

>poll
>neither option is right
That's my boy.

>>11506269
post the Sana one

KEK

ENTER ZEN

>>11506263
Interracial is kino

There's something very ominous about Lamy...

>>11506212
More like Gurados, am I right fellas?

Towa BGM is so cute and fitting
https://youtu.be/6i862D67TFc

>>11506285

Fauna's karaoke from earlier might've been the worst karaoke I've ever heard.

>>11506284
MRP

IM A MERCENARY!
My favorite line in the game

>>11506294
BASED

>>11506132
She is moving up to 10 from all of the EN girls for me.
Used to be last but Bae manage to snatch her place

>>11506279
>not live again

guys
what if rushia
but really soft

>>11506304
Thanks

>>11506279
>>11506317

Wamiwes

>>11506284
pego...

>>11506284
>Mel below homos
HOW

STOP POSTING COMET

Does anyone have that Steve jobs ligma balls Mumei and Kronii art?

BUBLASAURCHAMADER

Is IRyS the girliest EN holo, sure feels like it

>>11506232
Cant wait!

>>11506284
How do you even calculate hours watched unless you have access to their YouTube studio accounts?

>Ch'mander
NOBODY SAYS IT LIKE THAT EITHER.

>>11506323
BUT WAIt! THERE’S MORE!

uwu

Hearing both Korone and Lamy freak out over the grubs simultaneously is hilarious.

>>11506338
No that is calli

>>11506232
I need to jack it to Suisei after watching Mori's stream

>Imagine dipping vegetables into a chocolate fountain
Irys pls, that's disgusting

>>11506304
she looks like she lifts weights and has a garter belt on

>>11506330
How about you BECOME high resolution first?

>the power that's inside
>spurt spurt
mori you can't say that

Irys is talking about a chocolate covered shota

>>11506132
She's literally better at everything now. Singing, gaming streams, collabs, streaming length/frequency. You'd have to just be a contrarian to ignore all that improvement just so you can keep hating her

>>11506346
Aaand the finale.

>>11506332
You can just ask.

IRyS was a brat as a kid

>>11506346
>>11506366
Very nice. Luv me Sana ass.

>>11506354
I am now obligated to post this
http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

its been a while since ive last seen a chocolate fountain irl

Mori is really killing those non-rap parts

SaltRys

>>11506357
That's a small Lammers.

>>11506284
>takes the whole EN1 gen to beat pekora in hours watched
Damn the numbersagi really is something else.

>>11506284
All of Myth barely beat the queen of Numbers Usada Peckers.
It's embarrassing, a total failure.

Mori's getting wet off of hearing Meowth.

>>11506352
I mean, while streaming

SQUEEB

Mori my sides, this is hillarious

Oh, you call yourself a comet fat, huh? Then who is this?

>>11505813
Definitely Mori's Jump king stream, watched all of it and loved it so much I went back to check the few minutes I was making lunch after.

I just think Suzy is neat

>>11506365
can she solo on giant steps

>>11506304
>>11506346
>>11506366
that’s my oshi

>>11506364
yeah, me

Rooftop koreans Ina and Kronii art when?

>>11506407
ma gurl anemachi

>>11506366
It's odd thinking of Sana say this line with her accent

>Mori is going to whisper "Meowth, that's right" directly into the mic in her next ASMR stream

>>11506407
boin boin rushia...

>>11506405
people really like the duck?

>>11506407
Her very clingy imaginary friend.

>>11506407
>comet fat

>>11506132
I'm 100% in the same boat as you. Over the past few months she's gone from being on the lower end of EN for me to being one of my go-to's. I'm so glad she's finally finding her comfort zone and hitting her stride.

>>11506407
That's me. I do all the housework.

>>11506432
honestly wouldn't mind if she did the entire Rocket speech

>>11506407
Mori

>a-lacka-zam
does Pokerap Guy really?

>>11506407
Mori Calliope

IRyS onee-san...

I want to sound myself with Wamy's ear.

>>11506407
That sure looks like Calliope mori to me

deadbeats are kinda good at dancing bros

IRyS hates kids...

IRyS...

>>11506432
>Mori is going to scream "Meowth, that's right" directly into the mic in her next ASMR stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ48adlBdlI

>>11506405
Huh, I expected Ame will fare worse, honestly.
Teamates are that loyal?

machoke on my balls

>>11506407
Mori isn't it

Yukimin aren't real.

>we

>>11506407
Mori (Forma de ídolo)

>Irys hates children
>I hate children

>we

IRyS really holds grudges, doesn't she?

>We? What's all this we stuff?

>>11506405
Gura and Ina inclining
Kiara and Mori reclining
Ame stable
Not bad

>>11506494
its true, all of them have become

YOU FUCK TOLD ME IRYS LIKED CHILDREN
She's absolutely seething about random brats

Irys was a little spoiled shit

>>11506475
>Deadbeats are going to cum to Mori screaming "Meowth, that's right" in her next ASMR stream

Who's gonna step up and give IRyS a family?

>>11506284
>Ayame only streamed 4 times in September
>Still managed to beat out all of ID and Stars as well as Roboco, Matsuri, Sora, Choco, AZKi and Mel
If you're going to get horny for Roboco and Choco please at least watch their streams /hlgg/.

>>11506333
She ain't beating anyone streaming once a month yeah.
100 people watching 100 hours > 1000 people watching 1 hour

>>11506500
YOU ARE
INFANTILE

I want to fuck charmander.

>>11506520
Santa Claus

>SIR PLEASE
YA THATS THE GOOD SHIT

charmander

IRySoBitter

punching babies with irys!

Charmander

CHARMANDER
CHARMANDER
CHARMANDER

JWU, how is Mori doing?

Charmander.

I dont understand...

CHARMANDER

>IRyS punched a baby

char mender

Charmander

Charmander.

IRySoStinky!

>>11506499

CHARMANDER

Well, have you ever punched a baby?

Well, /hlgg/? Have YOU ever punched a baby?

[Good news] IRyS smells like flowers.

Why is Kronii on Mori's stream?

Charm Ender

IRyS smells floral, like a bouquet!

>>11506548
pretty fucking good, she's on her last song

>>11506340
by multiplying summaric stream duration by average CCV and ignoring all the VOD views because they don't fit our narrative

>>11506511
>Mori reclining
>Did not even move
Don't expose yourself teacuck

>>11506565
No, but I have punched a monkey.

DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW?
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW?
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW?
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW?
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW?
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW?
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER NOW?

POOP

>>11506565
No but i did try to choke one with a pillow when i was young

irys cannot be more obsessed with babies

Gura likes poopy babies...

the fat cat looms large

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfV2XqAdCCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfV2XqAdCCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfV2XqAdCCU

IRyS eats babies

Irys is talking about babies again

>>11506548

PedoRys

Lots of baby talk these last few races

>mori slowly losing her mind while the skeleton silently continues breakdancing in the background behind her

>>11506405
THEY ARE

>>11506499
cute boy

>>11506284
>pekora streamed more than all of EN1
jesus fucking christ

>>11506613
HoloKR

>>11506405
Did Kiara kind of give up and decide she'll just stream JRPGs and farm KFP?

>>11506593
Oh Lawd, she comin!

>release with my hand the power that's inside
what did they mean by this?

>>11506613
KOREAN

>>11506600
Thought it was a recorder on the right

>>11506609
>to the fucking pokerap of all things

>>11506405
damn, first time I seen Mori clock in same hours as Reine

IRyS clock ticks even louder these days

>Shes going to continue saying Charmander wrong with the rap because shes being this bratty over the song
I couldn't fall anymore in love wit her but fuck am I horny now

>>11506613
North Korean

>>11506627
These streams were great

Did she just say "Beederill"?

>>11505970
It's funny when you think about the implications of the only off collab of the EN girls we hear about is Gura asking Mori to take her to Disneyland the first time she gets in the country and the only thing that stopped them was schedules. Remember that Mori was only there for a week or 2 which means what's the excuse for Ame hanging out with Gura when she's had a full year? Mori and Gura really are the best bros.

>>11506600
why was this deleted?

>"I tend to abuse the mushroom too much"
oof

>>11506593
Is okayu the only JP who doesnt put "singing" anywhere in the title or the thumbnail?

>I'm bigger than you!
IRyS's futa cock...

Jesus christ, IRyS. Does she have Marfan Syndrome?

>dislocated her should throwing a football
IRyS...

>>11506653
Poat ecchi Nenechi

>>11506468
Why are we still here... just to suffer?

IRyS is made of glass

NEETORENOH

So are caligura shizos gonna be the norm now?

>IRyS saying she had to throw football in school.
>Dislocated her shoulders while doing it
Is she a fucking goblin?

PIDGET!?

Mori finally got revenge on her bullies fifteen years later...

>pidgit
Do Mori's friends really?

IRyS is made of glass

>>11506677
>now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGH9qvStuaM

Americ anFootballRyS...

IRyS....

>Mori's a grudgeposter

>>11505813
Shonen Jump King

>WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
todd.jpg

Holy shit I hadn't looked at the actual songs she'd be practicing, this rules.
I've had the whole thing memorized since I was 9

IRyS is a product of incest, isn't she?

WHAT THE FUCK IRYS

>>11506704
NO DRINKING!

Dislocating her shoulder while asleep wtf...

yagoo's house of broken girls...

IRyS, holy shit

I've never dislocated any body part. Is this normal?

>Dislocating her shoulder in her sleep
Irys...

>>11506706
Fanbase reflect the oshi