/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11482388
cunny

>>11482252
I imagine Gura's being considerably less frilly

>>11482447
Gura is plenty girly for frills.

Unashamedly stolen from >>10766632
>Make Gura sit on your lap
>Feel her tight butt press on your dick
>Grab her by the hip and gently make her grind on you
>See her blush and her pants bulge when she feels your dick poking her
>Unzip her pants to have her semi-erect banana flop out
>Grope her balls with one hand
>See her dick starting to rise
>Start slowly jacking her off with the other hand
>Feel her dick swelling even more in your hand
>Continue jacking off her now fully erect dick while her breathing gets more and more laboured
>Periodically lightly squeeze her balls to elicit a yelp
>See her starting to leak precum making her tip slippery
>Feel her leaning back into you while she gets closer and closer to cumming
>Grab her now slimy tip and jack it off exclusively
>Have balls tense up in your hand as she is about to cum
>Tug on her balls stronger than before to send her over the edge
>Feel her thrust her hips up as she cums
>Her dick twitches in your hand and you can feel each wave of cum gushing through it
>See her cum splatter on the floor in front of you
>Gura slumps back into you lap

>Take your chance while she basks in her afterglow and pull down her pants
>Slide you dick in without a problem as she is more than wet enough after just cumming
>Get a small suprised scream as you slide in balls deep
>Start bouncing Gura on your lap
>Her now messy and flaccid dick jiggling around with each thrust
>Grab her knees and spread her legs as far as possible to get the best view of her dick
>See her blush even more as she watches her dick jump around while slowly getting hard again
>Pull up her shirt and start playing with her nipples
>Start thrusting faster while getting closer to cumming yourself
>Pinch her nipples as you feel them hardening between your fingers
>Gura's dick being fully erect again now only slightly tremble with each thrust
>Pick up the pace even more as you feel yourself approaching the edge
>See a big drop of precum drip down from Gura's dick
>Throw yourself over the edge and cum deep inside of her
>The feeling of getting creampied sends Gura over the edge as well
>Feel her clamping down on you as her dick twiches freely in the air shooting even more cum across the floor

>>11482552
>>10794233
>Pull out of Gura making your cum drip down on the floor as well
>Still have a raging boner
>Slide your dick up her crotch from below and under her dick
>Have her balls hang down from either side of your shaft and her flaccid dick on top of it
>Grab your dick by the base and wrap your hand around hers as well
>Start jerking off both of you at the same time
>Feels very slippery with your dick covered in Gura's juices and your cum and her dick still dripping with her own cum as well
>Her soft dick slipping around on top of your shaft as you continue
>Hear Gura making pained noises due to playing with her dick so soon again and feel her squirming around on your lap
>Feel her dick slowly hardening again
>Gura's dick slowly sliding up the length of your shaft as it is swelling
>Both your dicks now fully erect again
>Gura grabbing both tips in an attempt to get some revenge
>Her hand squishing and rubbing them together
>Your tips get covered with your mixed precum as Gura vigorously massages them
>Feel Gura's slimy frenulum slip around on top of your glans
>Unable to hold it in anymore Gura cums first and shoots her load into her palm
>Feel her dick twitch on top of yours
>Her hand still massaging both of you while cumming spreading her hot cum on both of your tips
>Cum as well shooting your seed in her already messy palm
>Gura continues to rub your tips while you both continue cumming covering them in a slick mixture of cum
>Collapse together after both of you finish shooting your massive loads
>The last thing you feel is the cum mixture dropping from her dick onto your and onto the floor

>You are still not gay because your balls didnt touch

Gura's not streaming today, is she?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>11482552
>>11482584
finally a greentext that's good. not surprised someone that isn't here wrote it.

>>11482869
Doesn't seem like there's anything planned, at least.

>>11482869
Nah I’d say 5% chance of stream today and 50% chance tomorrow

>>11482869
Probably not, I'm guess a schedule and stream are likely for tomorrow though

>>11482552
really really good, but edit out the pants part
no pants ever

I just realized Bae and Nene will be playing minecraft in a few hours. There is a chance for a shark spotting then if she's up

>>11483015
>>11483024
>>11483026
Good, I needed time to go grocery shopping today anyways

>>11483029
she wears cute pink knit pajama pants that chubi has ripped massive holes in sometimes, it's fine

>>11482869
2 day break starts today
schedule sunday

>>11482552
>>11482584
Im not gay. BUT

>>11482869
schedule tonight
stream tomorrow

>>11483064
A comfy impromptu stream would be sweet.

>>11483078
god I want to rub whatever genitals she might have through flimsy pink pajama pants

You guys are being unusually horny right now. I think you need to go jerk off and take a nap

>>11483071
Buy the opposite of what Gura eats

>>11482869
SCHEDULE NEVAR

Why couldn't Gura at least say she won't stream today, that's not making a schedule.
Her not keeping people up to date with a simple tweet about stream times is the one flaw she has.

>>11483207
They're always like this without Gura

>>11483207
t. Goomba

>>11483207
just to spite you im going to edge myself until Gura either tweets or sets up a stream

>>11483309
>he doesn't edge himself every time she takes a break
Clearly, you aren't a cumbud.

>>11483275
do you see a schedule up?
does it say she has a stream today?
no? then no stream today dumbass

>>11483207
Gura is cute, but I coom to mori

>>11483367
>ignoring that there was no schedule but a stream two days in a row
Fuck off anon

>>11483388
ok Gura

any new Gura cunny pics? ToT

>>11482916
The cutest!

>>11483407
she told us about those 2 streams ahead of time anon

>>11483439
I may have the full set

>>11483501
do i have to suck your dick or send nudes to get it? OwO

>>11483207
I'll take a horny thread over a schizo one any day.

>>11483484
There were streams she didn't tell us about ahead of time last week, and she wouldn't have told us about any stream today because the last stream was a shill stream

>>11483501
Litter if you don't want to catbox?

>>11483522
wat the fugg

>>11483355
I hope you mean you dont cum the days she doesnt stream and not constant edging on her break days until she streams.

>>11483548
>>11483522
https://www.patreon.com/kuroi_suna/posts
5 dollarydoos, the more people that pay it and jump out the more the artist will want to make holo art like this

>>11483501
CRAB

>>11483454
Glasses are very versatile

>>11483604
>paying artists, ever
I don't support paywalls.

>>11483548
>>11483522
This has been posted twice already IIRC >>11431624

>>11483604
I mean it man, I'll suck you off for those pics, but money is where i draw the line úwú

>>11483623
Indeed

How come none of you want to abuse your oshi

>>11483681
thats censored and only one picture tho

>>11483681
theres 6 images, 4 of them are uncensored

Gura's uwu power is too strong against the JPs.

>>11483695
Because I actually care about her, but I'm sure there are plenty of anons who want to.

>>11483501
This is the best variant, and it's public.
You cannot change my mind on this.

>>11483708
Proof next thread i guess?

>>11483695
I am a hard S, but I'm not gonna beat her if I see her

>>11483604
You could feed an African village for 5 years with those $5

>>11483727
The shimapan he posted is better.

>>11483695
Psychological impossibility.

>>11483604
I'd pay if they'd DRAW THE FUCKING TAIL!!!

>>11483439
https://files.catbox.moe/li0j2q.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0uko2t.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/h6jaoy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/uzql0z.png

these are the most recent ones I have

I want to eat the shark

>>11483695
I would love for her to beat me up. The idea of Gura taking care of the cuts and bruises she left on my body is pure bliss.

>>11483822
nice, first 3 are great and hadn't seen them yet

>>11483695
How do you abuse someone who gets off on everything I'm willing to do? Show her clips of her embarrassing past moments?

>>11483825
i want to be eaten by the shark

>>11483407
You'll get nothing but yes men replies here, except from me. According to her she was too busy to make a schedule but logged into MC for 4 hours after she said that. Since then I guess she has still been too busy. The honest answer is she just lied. She should say "I don't feel like making a schedule." It's not hard to do.

>>11483727
Version that has the tail is the best one

>>11483884
This is retarded and I'm sure you can realize why with just a teensy bit of thinking.

>>11483884
>chumbuds cant get mad at her because she's cute
>he got mad at her
>therefore he doesnt think she's cute
so now your opinion is invalid

>>11483884
>She should say "I don't feel like making a schedule
That would only get anons like the one you replied to bitch even more.

>>11483884
you are spoiled with schedules....

>>11483309
Have fun edging for the next 24 hours

>>11483439
a couple of these are more than a few days old but just in case anyone missed them
https://litter.catbox.moe/wuiq70.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/0hbmyx.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/bnnzwr.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/dx8oo4.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/h1ydj5.jpg

>>11483526
don't worry this will surely turn into a schizo one at around 200 posts

>>11483275
who cares? you're just gonna hang out in here refreshing her twitter and youtube channels waiting for a stream anyway.

>>11483884
You're like my manager, always asking for stupid crap like fill in my weekly status and goals instead of letting me work.

>>11483884
Jesus, your autism is on full display. How can you function taking every work people say at their most literal interpretation?

>>11484033
oh wow i didnt know the artist of the last one did nsfw versions of their Gura art

>>11483884
She probably was still waiting for stuff to be finalized in terms of permissions at the time. Plus she was working on her haunted house

>>11484034
that's not what i meant, YOU JINXED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11483884
Why are you still here you massive retard?

>>11484106
Because you people give him attention

>>11483884
An excuse she could use that is both true and wouldn't piss people of is "I want to put Dread on the schedule and the date isn't set yet."

>>11484088
I think that one is just a nude edit.

>>11484130
As has been mentioned before, delays in the schedule being posted can be because they are trying to get permissions, lining up collab dates, double checking with management etc.

>>11484064
the difference is that at least it's actually your manager's job to monitor your performance

>>11483207
horny levels have been lower than usual for a while.

>>11483211
What's the opposite of KitKats, Red Bull, soup, grilled cheese sandwiches, bananas, yogurt, and omelettes?

>>11483253
feet

>>11483727
nice

>>11484412
Mostly, anything healthy and non dairy.

>>11484212
Don't forget that they're discouraged from saying this shit cause it does no one any good and only fuels schizos.

>>11483727
moist
shark
pussy

You guys did so good at not replying to bait last thread, don't give him attention now

>>11485115
Everyone was too busy being horny. Now that they've jacked off they fall for stupid shit again.

>>11482920
That hurts my feelings dude.

>>11483581
Not constantly. Just a lot.

>>11485274
These refractory periods are too long.

Shark in a shark

>>11484033
Oh nice. I hadn't seen any of these. I've gotta step up my cunny finding game.

I miss when Gura would unpin and release the schedule on the same day.

>>11486015
I just miss Gura...

I just know that Gura is working on great things! cant wait to see her next projects

>>11486015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lcOyt_403U
She's a very busy idol please understand

>>11486232
I’m excited for the slow song, whether it’s a cover or original

>>11486232
Umisea was interesting. We could get more skits in the future, especially with 3D models.

spOwOky stream when, doko?

>>11486766
Gura is pulling a reverse-Christmas by pushing Halloween into November. Next year will be spooky from October to December, with vampire Santa.

Gura cute!

>>11482529
She can be if she wants to be. Her manipulation is maxed out.

>>11485756
Imagine the smell

>>11486899
>spooky Christmas
Krampus watchalong when?

>>11486766
tfw october is already half way over and we haven't had a single horror game, pls goomba

>>11487597
>october is already half way over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE'S THE TIME GOING

>>11487315
> She can be if she wants to be. Her manipulation is maxed out.

The important thing is that she can whoever she wants to be.

>>11487597
Well we’ll get the heart rate stream soon. Time to see how much jump scares and being chased actually gets her heart racing

I look forward to the next delivery of Gra-chan

>>11487315
I'm still sad we didn't get Manipulation 5 Mysterious Lady, even if Scout is good too.

>>11487716
I'm sorry

>>11487714
One day Gura will do her last stream. Eventually, she will never be heard from on the internet again. Some time after, Gura will die. Then, the last chumbud will die. The memory of Gura and everyone who watched her will be lost to time. The memories we have and emotions we feel are the emergent properties of matter that will soon cease to exist.

>>11483762
Why the fuck would you waste money on that?

>>11487830
I wanna see her valley girl character in the next ttrpg adter Mythbusters is over. Imagine the seething in the general...

>>11487933
oh nyo

>>11487933

>>11487933
Yep yep yep.

>>11487933
Yes, but that day is hopefully very far away.

>>11487933
It's best not to think too hard about these things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

So many antis. Are we seeing an inflection point in the Gawr Gura arc?

Might be time to rewatch the weegee mansion streams, those were really good and comfy

>>11488282
I'd like to give Goora my goo.

Do you think the japanese audience will ever realize that Gura isn't the 'a' cat shark they think she is given the language barrier?

Anons keep saying Aqua is Gura's oshi but she hardly ever talks about her unlike Kiara with Pekora

>>11488381
Do you think anon will ever realize that the Japanese audience has a more nuanced view of Gura than he thinks they does given the language barrier?

>>11488180
No I hate thinking about the vastness of the universe

>>11488390
She liked an Aqua stream today. You did watch it, right?

>>11488438
I don't believe that for a second given all the 'a' catgirl gura fan art.

>>11488381
You should take a look at the comment section under videos of Japanese clip channels since you seem to be unaware.

>>11488514
Artists don't watch streams. That applies to both JP and EN artists.

>>11488490
Yeah I did, nothing interesting happened

>>11488552
I suppose audience was the wrong word to use seeing as her JP audience would actually be watching her, i meant more in a general view from a hololive audience as a whole.
>>11488613
This is more in line with what i had in mind.

>>11488465
Like I was saying
It's best not to think too hard about these things.

so goop goop isn't streaming

>>11489692
goop goop is busy being goop goop

>>11487933
Welp, better make the most out of my life

>>11487933
well, hopefully Gura will tell me she loves me one or two more times before the universe disintegrates.

>>11487933
What if such a thing happened very soon?

>>11487933
LOL SHARK SECKS

>>11489692
Yes, I'm watching a private T100 stream right now.

>>11489980
See, this is kind of content I come here for.

>>11490015
I love when they draw her smug like that

>>11489980
shark sex

>>11490081
Yes, smug Gura is great.

>>11488613
>>11488787
its a little too true unfortunately. call me a faggot but one of the reasons I like Mittsu as an artist more than the high-tier artists she interacts with is because she actually watches streams and spends more time on twitter talking about streams, while the rest of them spend more time posting their discord circlejerk shit that nobody gives a fuck about
yes I know she does it too but Ive yet to see another artist in that circle that cares about their oshi as much as her (except maybe Hyde but his oshi...)

>>11488282
Mfw I missed them and it's mostly fresh to me LET'S GOOOOOO

You're a bunch of fucking babies

>>11490137
I don't really follow any of the artists closely enough to care, but I do like Mittsu's art and find her amesame obsession amusing.

>>11490212
goo goo ga ga gimme shark milkies mommy gowa

>>11488381
Bro. Gura has lost this reputation with the JP audience in the past several months. How about looking at JP clip channels to find out. You are like 4 months behind on the narrative

>>11490212
goo goo ga ga am chumbabby

>>11490266
>spending hours watching clips to check
No, tell me how their opinion changed over time and which clips were responsible for the changes RIGHT NOW.

>>11488613
lets be real, you can't deny most of artists are clout-chaser. just like this anon said >>11490137, only dedicated artists will stick to their oshi no matter what

>>11483407
See, I told you anon. Look at all these yes men
>>11483936
>>11483948
>>11483974
>>11483984
>>11484064
>>11484066
>>11484091
>>11484106

>>11487933
Her singing genes and personality will be passed down to our daughter, so it's okay.

man I wish gura was real

>>11490223
i really like her newest piece
it has panties
which is actually wrong, but Its ok

>>11490212
Please scold me mommy Guwa.

>>11490212
Milky milky warm and tasty!
gura! milky! please be hasty!
Refreshing drink from gura's udders!
I want gura's and no other's!
Give it! Give it! Give it now!
Give me milky, lazy sow!
Until you do I'll scream and shout!
I'll cry I'll whine and stomp about!
Until my belly is full and happy!
I refuse to take a nappy!

>>11490435
same... we will never be able to feel her tail wrap lovingly around us...

>>11490435

>>11490435
next youre gonna tell me minecraft isnt real
i think you need meds. Gura is realer than you or me

>>11490323
>Hours
No anon, the clips aren't that long even combined. Just go look on Toki HoloEN channel if you want to see. It's not just that channel either.

>>11490521
Reading the comments is what takes hours.

>>11490435
VR Gura game when.

>>11490498
Have you ever seen a minecraft in real life?

Since it's dead here, has there been any song from Gura that made you cry? What's your favourite song from her that made you cry?
Most recently it was this for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLYijIRJ0WM
For some reason her singing this makes me feel warm and makes me think of a happier place than I'm in now

Friday night is boyfriend night for Gura. She has taken a lot of them off the past couple months. She hasn't even logged into MC. You guys are getting cucked as we speak

>>11490435
I just hope by the time I'm 60 the technology will exist where I can upload my consciousness into a computer and live my life out in a cabin with Gura

We need more self-insert gfe gura art

>>11490593
Yeah, she's hanging out with me

>>11490395
Gura will always be my oshi even if she gets fired from Hololive and becomes a 2view.

>>11490547
It doesn't. Maybe 30 minutes

>>11490593
Can confirm, she's with me right now

>>11490593
Yeah she's currently being cuddled by her two boyfriends:
>>11490633
>>11490670

>>11490600
That's the dream, maybe that will be the will be the silver lining to the dystopian Neuralink future.

>>11490563
for me, her latest rendition of lost boy.
>>11490655
based and same desu

>>11490683
Just one, both those posts are mine.

>>11490615
this is kinda what im talking about here >>11490137
advarcher put in little references to every en member except Mori and IRyS (and Haachama), but did include the circlejerk twitterpost and Subaru fro some reason
the weird thing is I know he watches streams so the real takeaway is that all artists are schizos in one way or another

>>11490758
Weird because I made both of those posts

>>11490615
yeah

>>11490655
Gura will never be a 2view, she has too many goslings.

>>11490593
She’s taken a lot of every day off, there’s no pattern. But yes she’s with me, we’re watching power washing videos on YouTube together

>>11490212
Yes, thats me.

>>11490563
There are a few that get me nearly choked up when I listen to them. I really like lost boy, somewhere only we know, and recently I've enjoyed say you won't let go. I have plenty more too but that's because I really like most of her songs

>>11490451
I hope someone SC her with this copypasta

>>11490978
She read the ass clap one. It could happen.

>>11490451

BOO!

>>11490978
you do it pussy

>>11491007
NYAAAAHH!!
scary

>>11491007
AAAAAH

>>11490212
Waw!

>>11490451
mmm gura mommy milky

>>11491045
Make me

>>11490655
The last three digits of my post about always being loyal to Gura match the last three digits of the serial number of my Telecaster that I use to make songs about Gura. It’s a sign from my Muse, bros. We’re all gmi after all.

>>11490212
I'm chumbaby

rrat: she's sleeping

>>11491212
Not a rrat, she's asleep right here next to me

>>11491212
No way. She's definitely out getting railed by fifteen 9 ft. tall black guys. That's far more believable than "she's asleep".

>>11491212
>sleeping an hour into her normal stream time
There's no way she's that dumb.

>>11491321
she most definitely is

>>11490563
Every time she gets emotional and tries to hold back tears, I can't help it.

shh

>gura offers to spit into your mouth
yes or no

>>11491399
I’m unhinging my jaw like a fucking snake

I'm in love with Gura!

>>11491399
You already know. I'm going to try to spit in her mouth at the same time though.

>>11491549
holy fuck this is EXACTLY what I meant here >>11490615 10/10

>>11491283
True! You'll get a bunch of "me" posting as cope. The bitch can't even take 30 minutes to make a schedule

>>11491695
This is always a favorite

>>11491695
I also self-insert as Amelia Watson.

>>11491804
I wear glasses too, so easy enough
>>11491806
arigato chumbie

>>11492023

>>11491399
Not a question, of course

does this count? I imagine being in this image

I imagine being in this soundpost.

>>11490615
She's waiting for you(me)

I imagine scrubbing her back

>>11490615
https://files.catbox.moe/ai3hoi.png

>>11492742
>remembers tail
>FORGETS NIPPLES
WHYYYYY

>>11492800
nipples were intentional
sharks don't have udders after all

>>11492800
They're covered up, stinky.

This, except I'm Ame.

>>11491549
>>11491804
>>11492023
Oh wow, I'm dumb. I didn't realize those were glasses until now. I had no idea what that circle was supposed to be.

>>11491135
Can you post the ones you've made so far?

>>11492231
Gaming and eating snacks with Gura...

>>11492942
the artist tagged it with "wake up ame!!" if that fills in the context for you

>>11492848
do theey have belly buttons???
I mean Id still love Gura if she didnt have nipples but i would prefer to tease her small sensitive nipples

>>11493134
Gura is half-human and more importantly "canon" does not matter imagine what you want.

>>11490223
I want to FUCK mittsu and use her tail as a handle

Gura cute!

mmm cookies

i like when artists watch streams but also understand that many of them don't and don't really care as long as the art they draw is good. at the end of the day they're still choosing to draw gura over anything else in the world and i like them for that

>>11492231
I want to tackle her into the beanbag then tickle her until she begs me to stop

I wish Gura was able to join her holofriends as much as she and and the others want her to.

>>11493523
I want to do this but tickle her until she pees herself and then make her blush while I lick her clean

>>11493429

>>11493592
wdsdib?

>>11493592

>>11493592
How the tables have turned, now she is the cookie

BAE

Has Gura been on Minecraft today?

I've jerked off to Gura 3 times today. I really miss her guys.

>>11494727
Not for a single second.

>>11494727
ye

>>11493523
>>11493584
>come home from work, Gura's playing videogames and eating old stale snacks on a beanbag chair
>she excitedly stands up and greets you with a huge smile on her face
>you cant help it, shes too fucking cute. you run and tackle her onto the oversized beanbag chair
>start getting handsy, put your hands under her shirt and tease her and tickle her, brushing your fingers really close to her nipples. she moans at you to stop between giggles
>move to pure tickling, she's incapacitated by it as she kicks her feet and tries to wriggle away
>she's begging you to stop in tears. she's enjoying it too much but she really knows its gonna be bad if it keeps going
>eventually its too much and her bladder lets loose. everything between you and her is soaked
>tears in her face, she hits you and calls you an asshole. go down and start sniffing her pissy cunny
>start licking her clean. she tries to hit you again but you catch her by the wrist and she stops struggling. puts her other hand over her mouth to try and stifle her moans. she starts gyrating against your face and you know its happening
>her face is completely bright red - but you notice her eyes and hair streaks are starting to turn red as well
>gawr is here. you embarrassed her and turned her on too much. she grabs you by the hair and pulls your face right up to hers with her atlantean strength. you know she could have pulled your scalp right off if she wanted to. she spits right into your open mouth
>she pulls your ear right up to her mouth. "Zaaaaaako. filth. pervert."
>she shoves your head back down and you know to get back to work while hunched over.
>suddenly you feel your waistband being pulled down. her feet are trying to free your rock hard cock. when she pulls it down far enough your boner springs up fast enough to slap your stomach
>she has both feet on your dick now. you twitch so hard in her feet that they escape her grip.
>she twists her wrist holding your hair so her wrist is pushing down on your head while her fingers are pulling up on your hair. it hurts
>she digs her toenails into your cock and into your balls. it hurts.
>shes back to rubbing your shaft and head with her perfect feet, youre throbbing even harder now and she's pulsating against your mouth
>its too much, she unloads her fluids on your face and in your mouth, and holds your face even closer to make sure you dont spill any.
>its too much for you. as you run out of breath you blow your load as if its the last one you'll ever blow.

>she turns blue again and lets go. she realizes what shes done and starts apologizing profusely.
"not again anon. im so sorry i thought i had control"
>she grabs you by the shoulders and pulls you up onto the beanbag chair with her, laying down in her embrace
>she gently strokes your hair and hums into your ear as you both fall asleep

>>11494882
>not saving his essence for stream days
Your JO energy will never reach her like this.

>>11494727
No. It's BF day
>>11494908
Why you lie

>>11495120

>>11495236
Yeah, me.

>>11495120
oh my

Gura is like a cryptid

>I haven't had time to make schedule, I've been busy even outside of Hololive
Proceeds to play MC for 4 to 5 hours after making this statement. Had 2 days off after making this statement. Still can't take 30 minutes to make a schedule.

it's actually comical at this point

>>11495547
which cryptid did she say she liked recently?

>>11495120
hot as fuck, but can we not sleep on the piss soaked beanbag chair?

wait isn't this schizo ban evading

>>11495664
He has literal autism, you have to go easy on him

>>11495693
What, scared of dissolving?

>Says she has a cookie
Proceeds to immediately drop the cookie. Literally had it in her hands. Couldn't even hold on to it.

>>11495693
>not wanting to sleep in guras piss
what are you, gay?

>>11495781
I mean I'm cool with some piss play, but after you nut and the horniness goes away that's just gonna get smelly and uncomfortable

>>11495867
There's no way it could overpower the background smell of Gura's house, don't worry.

>>11495842
I wonder if she thought she could get away with it

>>11496095
truly the Lex Luthor of Hololive

>>11490978
UwU it and she might

>>11494727
Nope, it's BF day. Hey faggot janny. I know saying BF kills your fantasy but it's better to speak the truth. Faggot

>>11495602
Imagine posting this in multiple threads for days, lmao

>maybe if I post the same thing for the 15th time people will believe it

here's 1 of my favorite pictures of gura for u guys

>>11496718

>>11496775
do u have a higher res photo of the 1 i posted? (it really is my favorite)
also here's my 2nd favroite

>>11496718
I really love smol Gura
it kinda bothers me that theres little to no art of smol Gura getting fucked or even manhandled

If anyone was curious, Gura hasn't taken a single Friday off since the beginning of August except September 10th and today.

i really like cute Guras like this too

Gura is like triple H, she doesn't want to work at f

>>11497002

I'm worried about Gura.. what if she has high blood pressure?

>>11497158
Thanks, benevolent (?) schizo.

I don't know if I'm late since this was posted yesterday but someone pieced together all the current reactions to Gura's Grotto

>>11497226
Just felt like fact checking lol.

>>11497228
This will help.

>>11497245
I'm dumb, forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eK_C9qn8ts

>>11497191
funny, because we basically got nWo+IRyS

>>11497194
ty

>>11496775
Why does she have dick?
Women can't have dicks

>>11493290
Shion senpai~

>>11497228
Plot twist, she has no blood pressure

>>11497561
Are you saying that you wouldn't happily suck gura's girlcock?
Good. More for me.

>>11497878
girlcocks!
stroking one while sucking the other!
rubbing them both together and getting the precum string between them!
putting your own cock between them and rubbing together furiously trying to make all 3 climax at the same time!

>>11497157
Me too. Pics of super smol Guras condense all of my feelings for her into just the need to protect and appreciation for her raw cuteness (like a cute cat or dog). Definitely hits different

When is Gura going to play Age of Empires?

>>11498025
tiny gura is great
you can use her as an onahole!

>>11498049
after she finish ur-quan masters

>>11498025
gonna post some more now

>>11497296
Aw. That was cute.

>>11498102
fuck you, tiny gura is for headpats and kisses ONLY

>>11497929
h..hot...

>>11498142

chumbuds, youve been acting pretty cute and funny for the last little while

>>11498188
She WANTS to be used as an onahole.

>>11498413
bros im literally shaking and crying i cant believe she would do something like this

>>11498636
i think i have to spank her for this. i REALLY dont want to do it. I ABHOR the idea of smacking her little butt over and over and leaving my handprint on it while her cheeks stiffen up. the fact that the vibrations of me spanking her butt might reach her cunny and get her turned on is DISGUSTING
jesus Gura why do you make me do this?

>>11498636
What can i say, she likes to party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

can’t stop her now

>>11498812
she's hummed this song so many times but is yet to sing it in a karaoke.. when will she do it?

gura was right, eating waffles right out of the freezer is good

>>11498947
I used to do that before school all the time. theyre fun to chew on

>>11498812
Late 90s / early 2000s pop like this makes nostalgic.
I want a Vengaboys, Aqua, Toybox, Smile karaoke

>>11498805
oh nyo

>>11498926
I think her voice would fit pretty well honestly, probably not the first time she'd be singing it either.
>>11499043
Loved it as a kid, Vengaboys was never a favorite though, probably was a few years too late for me, but i'll take it.

Goodnight, let any and all sharks bite

it might just be the multiple intoxicants i've taken but i miss gura so god damn fucking much

>>11499474
never mix intoxicants

>>11499504
not him but shrooms + cocaine + booze is a fucking amazing combo (only did it once)

>>11499504
it's just alcohol weed and nicotine i'll be fine also someone please make her stream

Does anyone know what happened to the karaoke archive mega? I had it bookmarked but now it seems to link to nothing.

I want to confess my sins to Gura!

>>11499630
https://mega.nz/folder/jNJiHJKB#PJmeFrBaYHwdIZE7VvuFvg

>>11498413
>>11498926
I always thought this was the invader zim song every time I saw it before

>>11499657
She will be forced to mete out corporal punishment for you to atone for your sins.
The pain will free you, as it does her.

I miss Gura

>>11499657
>>/vt/confess

>>11499694
big thanks

What if she never comes back?

>>11499630
i have tried hard to avoid deleting subdirectories, but apparently you bookmarked one that i had to delete at some point. as long as you bookmark the top-level directory (the one that contains 'AAC' and 'MP3', but no deeper) the link should never break unless my account gets banned or i go crazy and delete it or something. i did have to replace all the files recently and i was sure not to delete the 'AAC' or 'MP3' directories, but only to replace their contents, but it seems that didn't help.

>>11485756
An unusual piece of merchandise I'd like is a Holo Matryoshka doll. Maybe it could be Mori on the outside and go through all the Myths until you get to Gura at the center.

>>11499881
W-what was her name again?

i hope mittsu can get on the loading screen someday. this probably won't be it because it isn't exactly animated though.

https://twitter.com/MittsumiA/status/1449214060839374848

>>11499430
Goodnight buddy

>>11500011
id be happy for her
i hope Gura does another medley loading screen with a ton of gifs

>>11500011
Trying way too hard. She's prominent enough that Gura has definitely checked out her twitter and smiled, I'd be satisfied with that.

>>11500011
She'd probably cum if that happens

>>11499430
Dream of gura chumbud

Gura just told me she's going to release the schedule before she goes to sleep, so around 6-7am eastern

sharkpits

>>11500011
This is super cute. I wouldn't be shocked to see it, if Gura feels like continuing her fanart collage loading screens

>>11500899
wtf i love sharkpits, you got any more?

>>11501095
A few

>>11501154
Of course, I'll not be able to post them all or else I'd be here all night

>>11501203
Is that the farm girl Gura timeline?

>>11501203
>>11501154
thank you very much

Goodnight chumbuds, Get plenty of rest for tomorrow.

>>11501346
Goodnight buddy, I believe in shark tomorrow!

Guys, my new job has me get off an hour before normal gura time. I am absolutely BLESSED.

>>11501483
congrats chumbud
new job means you can spacha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQmoB8xLKo
If you don't think this is just the cutest than just get out of my face.

>>11501483
>hey anon, after work let's go around the corner for a dr—
>I HAVE TO GO

>>11501522
did you forget timestamp

>>11501565
to be fair the whole stream was really cute

>>11501565
I did, but it's all pretty cute, so whatever.

>>11501561
It okays anon. They literally just put me at a little workstation and leave me alone to work all day. Very little chance of socializing.

I cant stay awake any longer
I will now attempt to dream of Gura and NOT dream about being Gura AGAIN

>>11501762
Good luck, anon. I once had a wet dream of Bae, and I dont even watch her streams.
IM SORRY GURA, I'LL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN

chumbuds i got that really fatty greek yogurt that's so thick that the spoon stands up in it

>>11501959
Eat it with strawberries anon.

>>11497296
Sucks how she's only been able to show one other person herself. I doubt she'd have much interaction with someone like kanata or flare otherwise.

>>11501959
put water in it so it's thin, thick yogurt sucks

>>11502006
Yeah I agree, hopefully the haunted house will be different since they actually seem to be respecting the fact it's a "secret" for now

>>11501346
shark dreams

>>11502074
nyo

Can someone find the thread when Gura did her first Ride on Time

>>11502187
the debut thread?
>>/jp/thread/S26222562

>>11501762
>>11501831
I dreamt about Gura yesterday, it wasn't focused on her and it wasn't a wet one, can't remember much beyond that honestly.

It's nice to see I'm not the only one who thought smol Gura would make a great onahole

Will gura join IRyS

>>11502826
Absolutely not.

>>11502815
I cant wait for smol Gura RFA

>>11502826
sshh goop goop is resting

>>11503208
Gura is *fucking

>>11503235
kawaii

>>11502084
She is supposed to be part of the show, like Miko with her house in the festival.

What do you think Gura is dreaming about as she sleeps right now?
I'm thinking something food related, maybe about cookies and cakes still.

>>11503716
hahahhahahahaaha she isn't asleep right now. and we already know she either never dreams or has nightmares when she does, with ridiculously rare exceptions that she will probably mention on stream