/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1147322
away

>>1147322

>>1147322
i always order it.

>>1147336
Because I don't eat it!

>>1147322
AWAY

How much more are you going to beat this fucking meme to death, anons?

>>1147322
the pepeloni, pepeloni. You know the pepeloni? The no one? I always order domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepeloni. I always order pepeloni and without pepeloni.
Pepeloni!
I like pepeloni. I always, I always order cheese cheese pan. How can i explain? I can explain by my drawing. I always, order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza. And then i order, when i order pepeloni the ear, it always have the pepeloni on the top. But i pick up this, Away! Because i don't eat it! then i eat the cheese pan pizza.
So you were con, you were wery confused right? But i didn't say i like pepeloni on pizza. No i didn't say that! i didn't say that no. i said i like pepeloni pizza but i...i don't eat pi, uh, i don't eat pepeloni! i pick up the pepeloni and put a gyoza, ok? ok do you understand?

>>1147322
I eat it

She gets pepperoni pizza because it's greasier than regular cheese pizza and takes the pepperoni off because she doesn't like it

>>1147322
shitpost with it until it's not funny

>>1147623
chubby chama?

>>1147623
But she says she likes pepeloni.

I can explain by my drawing

>>1147521
Until she stops order cheese cheese pan, but she always orders cheese cheese pan, how can I explain?

>>1147322
My little cousin refused to eat my homemade pizza because it had slices of pepperoni in it and I wanted to beat the living shit out of the picky little brat.

>>1151089
AWAY with your attitude

>>1147521
I'll never stop untill haachama does a line by line breakdown explaining what the fuck she meant with her peppeloni speach.

>>1147623
She eats the pepeloni with a gyoza.

>>1147623
She said she orders the pepeloni without the pepeloni, and then she said she picks it away. It doesn't make any sense.

>>1147521
How long has baneposting been?

>>1147635
>until

maybe you g uys should supacha her about it
then she'll explain what she meant

its two birds in one stone

she gets support from supachas

we all get the mystery solved and have a good time

>4 months and no one still hasn't solved the riddle of what she meant yet

Why, I eat it of course, why do you ask?

>>1147521
Fake Ame. Real Ame has upside down hearts in her eyes.

Talantula pepeloni pizza when???

>>1147322
Why does she only take pepeloni off near the crust of the pizza? Does she just not want to mix the flavor of the crust with pepeloni?

>>1147322

someone should comission haachama sucking on a pepeloni sausage.

Ah, o pepeloni, pepeloni. Conheces o pepeloni ? O normal ? Eu sempre- Eu peço sempre o Domino, o pepeloni Domino e sem pepeloni. Eu peço sempre o pepeloni e sem pepeloni. Pepeloni! Eu gosto de pepeloni. Eu peço sempre a pan- a pan de queijo. Como posso explicar ? Posso explicar pelo meu desenho. Eu peço sempre tipo a pan de queijo, que tem queijo aqui nesta parte, a orelha. Orelha da pizza! E depois peço- quando peço pepeloni, a orelha- tem sempre pepeloni no topo, mas eu pego nestes, FORA! Porque eu não o como! E depois eu como a pizza pan de queijo. Ok ? Compreendem ? Compreensível. Pepeloni! sim!

>>1147322
I stick it up your anus, anonimous

>>1147521
You must have no self-awareness if you're whining about memes being beaten to death while shitting out tired twitterspeak like "pog" and "cringe".

>>1153237
Absolutamente baseado

>>1151358
she says she don't eat it though

>>1151478
not long enough

>>1152285
She orders one of those split topping pizzas with plain cheese on one side and pepperoni on the other, and adds stuffed crust to her order.
Then for some reason she takes the pepperoni off the one side with it.

THE RIDDLE... OF PEPELONI?

The English only AC stream really fucked with her head, she was talking almost fluently the whole time and then the next day she panicked spilled her spaghoot and can barely string two words together anymore.
Reminds me a lot of the last time Kojima spoke english in public and just because he stammered a bit decided to never do it again (even though he can, perfectly)
Much dishonoru

>>1147322
I put it on my dick

>>1147322
I EAT IT

rip in pepeloni chama

Ahh..

hololive will do to haachama what she did to the pepeloni
an ironic twist

>>1162606
Yeeeees. You know it, don't you boy? Do you want me to tell you? It's the least I can do!

Pepeloni isn't strong... boy. CHEESE is stronger.
What's pepeloni compared to the cheese that wields it?

Did you see that? THAT is cheese. THAT is power!

Contemplate my words on the tree of woe... AWAY

>>1147322
I feel fucking depressed after today's events.
Haachama is probably even more.

>>1166595
Same there’s so much shitposting but I just wanna know if chamers is ok. I just want her to be able to make content she enjoys making. It won’t be the same if she’s not having fun

>>1147322
I ate it weeks ago

>>1166595
>>1166643
Kind of wish she would go independant.
But I don't know how much traction she would get without the other hololive girls or being able to reveal she was haachama.

Her cooking streams would be fun

>>1152702
God I wish that was me.

>>1166687
Yeah I honestly hope management realizes its being stupid and lets her do her fringe content. Honestly if they’re letting her keep her super lewd content up I don’t think that the lore stuff is that much of a departure in terms of being risque

>>1166189
Haachama the barbarian when?

>>1147521
until all of the pepeloni is away

>>1147322
shove it up management's ass

>>1147336
fpbp

>>1166643
Same. I've had jobs where I was so disillusioned with the company and how I was treated that I just came in and did the bare minimum to ge tmy paycheck and it ground on me. I cannot imagine how bad it must be if she is as bitter as I was but stuck in a role with 10k+ pairs of eyes on her at all times no matter what she does.
Of course this is all a rrat, maybe she's just disappointed and burned out but will be fine with a hiatus of a week or 2 then be back to her normal.

>>1166932
The problem is not just management, the problem is youtube's algorithm being stupid causing managers to be extra cautious, sometimes for no good reason.

>>1167425
I think the hiatus is just a way to mitigate any potential backlash by youtube rather than personal disappointment.
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2802245?hl=en

>>1147521
I hate Ame like the poison she is

>>1167574
Susan Wojack or hatever her name is, the woman in charge of youtube, has been constantly downgrading youtube with weird rules that are spongy and ill defined and seemingly randomly applied by a vastly understaffed team that cannot ever hope to keep up with the amount of reports going in, as well as algorithm changes that suppress certain smaller content creators while big and established names get pushed to the frontpage even more.

Youtube is a heap of shit and they just keep shitting on top of it.

>>1147322
I throw it at management's!

>>1167425
If it was like Suisei's taking a break this wouldn't have blown up, but since she announced it right after being cucked of her conclusion the rrats are insane.

https://vocaroo.com/19gZTJUSXeGS

>>1166189
Absolutely based Thulschaama

I tried to order a cheese pizza from dominos yesterday but found out they don't have those in my shithole country, so if I want a cheese pizza my best bet is to order a normal peperoni pizza then pick away the peperoni.

I wonder if it's the same in Australier.

Yes Hello?
Dominos?
Yeah
For delivery
Let me get a pepperoni pizza without pepperoni
I said let me get a pepperoni pizza without pepperoni
Thats right.
Its fine.
I'll pay cash

>>1151201
She already did. Someone superchatted asking her to explain it and she said its because she couldn't find a "cheese pizza" option, so she just ordered the closest thing there was to it.

>>1147322
I let it STAY! Because I always eat it

>>1147322
Away it goes!
>Aah... the pepeloni, pepeloni. You know the pepeloni? The nomal one? I always- I always order the, ahh...the domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepperoni. I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I like pepeloni. Yah- I always- I always order the cheese-cheese pan.Uhh.. How can I explain? I can explain by my drawin. I always, order like- the cheese pan that has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza! And then- I order, when I- when I order pepeloni- the ear, always have the pepeloni on- he- the top. But I pick up this, Away! Because I don't eat it! and then I eat the cheese pan pizza. Okay? You understand? Understandable. pepeloni- yes!

Haachama has become the pepeloni to Cover's pizza

>>1177702
damn son

>the pepeloni threads are the only good haachama threads right now
haatons...

I love Akai Haato aka Haachama Chama~~

Why doesn't she just order a pizza with no toppings??

>>1177825
Most of the haatons are grieving still. I'm sure the price of toaster and bathtub stocks are at all time highs.

>>1180173
Because it wouldn't be Haachama Cooking if you don't prepare the food before eating it.

>>1166189
"Warnings and suspensions come from Staff, from the gods of the Staff. But CROMCHAMA is your god. CROMCHAMA, and she lives in the streams.

Once, Staff lived in the streams, Haaton. And in the darkness of Guidelines, they fooled CROMCHAMA, and they took from her the enigma of Pepeloni.
CROMCHAMA was angered. And the Lore was forbidden. Unlisting and deletion struck down these videos, and she threw their contents into the private list; but in her rage, CROMCHAMA forgot the secret of Pepeloni and left it in the archives.

We who found it are just haatons. Not staff. Not antis. Just haatons. The secret of Pepeloni has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Haaton. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not staff, not 4chan, not reddit; Pepeloni, you can trust."

>>1147521
AWAY!

>>1180173
because it wouldn't be the no one

>>1180173
If you order pizza often enough you know that pepperoni pizza ends up greasier

>>1147521
Pepeloni along with "ogey" are plain enough to mention and say even when no one is chuckling.

>>1147521
61 68 2e 2e 2e 20 74 68 65 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 2c 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 2e 20 59 6f 75 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 74 68 65 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 3f 20 54 68 65 20 6e 6f 6d 61 6c 20 6f 6e 65 3f 20 49 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 2d 20 49 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20 6f 72 64 65 72 20 74 68 65 2c 20 61 68 68 2e 2e 2e 74 68 65 20 64 6f 6d 69 6e 6f 2c 20 64 6f 6d 69 6e 6f 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 3b 20 61 6e 64 20 77 69 74 68 6f 75 74 20 70 65 70 70 65 72 6f 6e 69 2e 20 49 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20 6f 72 64 65 72 20 74 68 65 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 20 61 6e 64 20 77 69 74 68 6f 75 74 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 2e 20 50 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 21 20 49 20 6c 69 6b 65 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 2e 20 59 61 68 2d 20 49 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 2d 20 49 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20 6f 72 64 65 72 20 74 68 65 20 63 68 65 65 73 65 2d 63 68 65 65 73 65 20 70 61 6e 2e 55 68 68 2e 2e 20 48 6f 77 20 63 61 6e 20 49 20 65 78 70 6c 61 69 6e 3f 20 49 20 63 61 6e 20 65 78 70 6c 61 69 6e 20 62 79 20 6d 79 20 64 72 61 77 69 6e 2e 20 49 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 2c 20 6f 72 64 65 72 20 6c 69 6b 65 2d 20 74 68 65 20 63 68 65 65 73 65 20 70 61 6e 20 74 68 61 74 20 68 61 73 20 63 68 65 65 73 65 20 6f 6e 20 68 65 72 65 2c 20 74 68 69 73 20 70 61 72 74 2c 20 74 68 65 20 65 61 72 2e 20 45 61 72 20 6f 66 20 70 69 7a 7a 61 21 20 41 6e 64 20 74 68 65 6e 2d 20 49 20 6f 72 64 65 72 2c 20 77 68 65 6e 20 49 2d 20 77 68 65 6e 20 49 20 6f 72 64 65 72 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 2d 20 74 68 65 20 65 61 72 2c 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 68 65 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 20 6f 6e 2d 20 68 65 2d 20 74 68 65 20 74 6f 70 2e 20 42 75 74 20 49 20 70 69 63 6b 20 75 70 20 74 68 69 73 2c 20 41 77 61 79 21 20 42 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 49 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 65 61 74 20 69 74 21 20 61 6e 64 20 74 68 65 6e 20 49 20 65 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 63 68 65 65 73 65 20 70 61 6e 20 70 69 7a 7a 61 2e 20 4f 6b 61 79 3f 20 59 6f 75 20 75 6e 64 65 72 73 74 61 6e 64 3f 20 55 6e 64 65 72 73 74 61 6e 64 61 62 6c 65 2e 20 70 65 70 65 6c 6f 6e 69 2d 20 79 65 73 21

>>1168217
Good shit, anon

>>1181163
She is Hachaama, Australian, she won't cry, so I cry for her

2chan knows about the pepeloni

AWAY is ogey
be it pepeloni or panty

>>1180173
The "margherita pizza" or even cheese lovers would be more appropriate, being an Aussie who also enjoys it.

But she's an esl, or another theory I have is wherever she gets it from uses a different sauce for the pepperoni, no matter the case she would raise a few eyes ordering, I know I would

>>1166153
haachama

ą̴̨̳͚̝̥̯̹̪̟̻̼̓͊̈́́͂̀͆͊͘w̸̢͙̩̰̌̉̒̕̕a̷̘͔͍͖̔̍̈́̈́̽͝ȳ̷̢̙̩̹̪̫̤̝̩̔̿̉͋ͅ

>>1147521
Until it is done, like the pepeloni pizza itself.

>>1147322
I want to fuck the pepeloni's asshole without lube until it prolapses

>>1147521
Pepeloni is now the sneed of /vt/

>>1147521
pepeloni. you know the pepeloni?ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.

>>1177702
Imagine if haato's comeback stream is about eating gyoza with pepeloni

>>1191842
>独自の文化もある

2ch, I...