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post/discuss hags

>> No.11143615
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>>11142790
What do both of these hags smell like?

>> No.11143816

>>11143615
Cheese

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>> No.11144523

>>11143615
Expensive perfume and sexual frustration.

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Who's your favorite hag?

>> No.11146534

>>11144705
not towa

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>>11142790
>>11144143

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>> No.11148573

Here's a serious queston: Do most hags even WANT kids? All anyone ever talks about is breeding the hag, but what if she lacks children for a reason?

>> No.11149980

>>11148573
That's why you need to be enough of a man to make her WANT to have kids.

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>>11148573
Then why are they keep teasing us like this? It's definitely a signal anon I belieb

>> No.11150192

>>11148573
Every woman wants kids. Especially Japanese women who haven't had their maternal instincts brainwashed out of them from birth.

>> No.11150796

>>11144143
How can her joints handle that?

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>>11148573
I don't care about kids, I don't need children to feel like a true man, I just want to fuck them everyday.

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>>11148573
I don't think Mio does. Yes, even with spoiling Ayame and other members taken into consideration. Although it's just hints pointing that way, I haven't found a conclusive statement yet.

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>>11146534

>> No.11156185

>>11150097
Sex sells, Anon.

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>>11144143
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>>11148573
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>>11144143
I've been poisoned by these threads and thought for just a split second that it said Hagsquad instead of Joysound.

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>>11151684
all things considered the holohags seem all satisfied without kids

>> No.11158896

Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).


June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

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>> No.11164665

>>11151519
The ultimate answer

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>>11144705
I've seen people call Nui a hag before. I'm not sure I fully believe that but I'm going to choose her anyway.

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WPRR8

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>>11142790
i wish she use it more

>> No.11167768

I just found out about Nina Saotome today from some sperg making anti-threads about Nina from niji en. Thank you, sperg, I love her. I've been watching her Silent Hill vods all evening.

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Is Choco a hag?

>> No.11168439

>>11168269
No

>> No.11168764

>>11168269
Surprisingly, no. She is a school teacher, however.

>> No.11168925
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Do you guys have any hope for the first EN hag? I'm really hoping that she decides the money is more important than her personal hot takes and just plays the mommy role half-ironically from now on

>> No.11168986

>>11168269
She's a cake iirc

>> No.11169045

>>11168439
>>11168764
>>11168986
Ok, thanks.

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>>11168764
yeah she's teaching me how to ejaculate in her womb.

>> No.11169476

>>11168925
Botan is unironically the better slav hag despite being Japanese.

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>>11169564
I love Mary.

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>>11148573
This one doesn't want kids, only sex.

>> No.11170289

>>11151519
Based.

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oooh nice costume swap

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>> No.11172072

>>11156185
It's indeed anon but you can tell that hag chuuba have something that differentiates them from their younger counterparts like when Festival or Chamer do the same thing

>> No.11172113

>>11172072
Hag chuubas*

>> No.11172615

>>11168925
Maybe if she stops forcing that appeal

>> No.11172860

>>11158896
I used to think the founding fathers were a couple rebellious merchant retards. I will never doubt them again

>> No.11176622

>>11170584
>tfw she busted her knees
I guess she really is one

>> No.11176628

>>11155158
i fucking hate that artstyle

>> No.11176798

>>11155158
Towa is gonna become a hag any minute now

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>>11176798
Towa...

>> No.11177135

>>11168925
At best she's a cake pretending to be a hag, which is not appealing at all. In her past life she very adamantly claimed to be 29 when asked if she was 30, which explains why she has no actual hag energy; she's still under the impression she's young.

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>>11177135
>Still under the impression she's young
IS THIS THE IDEAL HAG?!

>> No.11177180

>>11170218
>he doesn't know

>> No.11177347
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>>11177168
There's a certain confidence that comes from accepting that you're aged and not considered "ideal" for many men, and that ironically makes you ideal for other men with actual taste. It's a certain confidence that is difficult to fake, because it's entirely reliant on core mentality. If you don't have that mentality and try to copy the mannerisms of those that do, it comes off as an older woman desperately clinging on to her youth or a younger woman desperately trying to seem appealing to a crowd she doesn't understand. You may not notice it, but your brain does.
That's why there's a stark difference between a "hag" and a "wine aunt".

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>>11177347
>an older woman desperately clinging on to her youth
Tell me this isn't charming. I dare you. It's inevitable that parts of her true self will come out and blend with it. If you have a slightly young hag who hasn't internalized it, playing as a hag who glorifies it, I think some good will come of it.

>> No.11177526

>>11177490
That's not what Choco does, though, so I'm not sure why you keep posting her with this.
t. Chocomate.

>> No.11177550

>>11177490
>Tell me this isn't charming. I dare you
As someone who's had a few relationships with hags, no it's not. It really is not.

>> No.11177563

>>11177526
Looser relation to the concept. I don't know the best way to describe Choco's position on the Cake-Hag spectrum.
>>11177550
Teach me, sensei

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/mion/ is back!

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Uuoooooooohhh hag sex

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I want to unleash a full salvo into this woman's dusty bunker.

>> No.11179159

>>11170107
these are the ultimate hag aunties
they'll both come into your room at the same time and ask you if you are still a virgin with those smiles on their face

>> No.11179251

>>11179147
Now this is real mommy. She doesn't have to call herself one, she doesn't need to spam "honey" or "ara-ara". You look at her and you understand that very second that she's a mommy type.

>> No.11179896

How old are Mio and Botan anyway? I heard that Botan is 48 with kids, so I assume Mio is in her 30s?

>> No.11179999

>>11179896
Botan is 42-43, no kids. Mio, no idea honestly

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>>11179896
36

>> No.11180285

>>11179896
>with kids
kek what the fuck
you getting your shit from global anon?

>> No.11180340

>>11179896
Mio should be 36 years old by now.

>> No.11180398

>>11180285
Yes, I'm retarded

>> No.11180458
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For me it's the doog.

I wish we'd get some EN hags, desu

>> No.11180525

>>11179896
They're as old as you want them to be with other Hag Status symbols as well.

>> No.11182059

>>11177563
>I don't know the best way to describe Choco's position on the Cake-Hag spectrum.
She's an otaku cake, so she knows what fate has in store for her. She's just trying to have some fun while she's still young, and she'll probably transition smoothly into being a hag.

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I love this loli hag.

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>>11180458
EN hags are in the nijiEN corner, 3rd wave specifically if you're willing not to tribalfag. No, not the fox. The bird. She's a lolibaba in my eyes.

>> No.11185988

>>11184097
I'll buy into this rrat.

>> No.11186428

>>11177135
>29
DYRBI
my mother has been "28" for nearly thirty years now

>> No.11186922

>>11186428
The point isn't what her actual age is, it's that she's claiming to be 1 less than an arbitrary "you're old" cutoff.

>> No.11187784

>>11180458
No one spreads as much joy as Korone. Well, maybe Santa Claus.

>> No.11191825

>>11187784
and that is why she uses jingle bells as her bgm

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>> No.11199536

>>11187784
iii nee

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So how long is it until she can join the club?

>> No.11210816

>>11142790
Bad thread. Nothing to discuss. Hags superior. Give hags your virginity.

>> No.11211238

for me, it's ayamy.

>> No.11211911

>>11210714
I want to lick her abs.

>> No.11213070
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For me, it's sheep

>> No.11213136

Does Luna count as a hag?

>> No.11213989

>>11213136
Depends. If you count Rushia as one then sure she is

>> No.11214336

Reminder that Hololive Alternative supports the hag agenda

>"You heard her, Mio. Why don’t you try it out? Wait, eggs? Breeding? Ooh, I’m getting flashbacks…"
https://alt.hololive.tv/holonometria-en/story/just-another-day-at-mizores-kitchen/

>> No.11214446

>>11214336
What did she mean by this?
Also
>lyger

>> No.11215026

>>11214446
Kek he's living his dream anon as za hando

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>> No.11217387

>>11177851
where is this from?

>> No.11218728

>>11177490
I understand your point, but I disagree completely, as the reason why I lust after hags is the pursuit of a woman who has finally accepted what time has done to her, letting maturity set in, getting honest tastes and hobbies.

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>>11217387
Pretty sure that's from the Gamers ring fit adventure marathon.

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>>11213070
I see you're a gentleman of distinguished taste.

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The cutest hag

>> No.11229502

All this talk about current hags but what about the future ones, who do you want to see become a hag?

>> No.11230355

>>11229502
Shion

>> No.11230444

>>11229502
Subaru would make a great hag

>> No.11230804

>>11229502
Choco, Mel, Sora

>> No.11232028

>>11158696
>we've been their kids all along.

>> No.11234264

>>11229502
Twappi as she is literally a one step away from turning into a hag

>> No.11237833

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6D1hB-LlTY
watch my aunt's new outfit

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>>11237833
SEGA WHERE ARE MY JET SET RADIO PERMISSIONS

>> No.11238727

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3VxM1ae9uM
now listen to my aunt

>> No.11239003

>>11179999
I heard Korone is in fact the oldest and the rumor of Botan being 43 was a joke that got taken seriously in a previous life, she's actually 10 years younger

>> No.11239329

>>11177851
>>11217387
FubuMio 1-2-Switch baby minigame
https://youtu.be/TDVRKtrmM-4?t=1647

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>> No.11239575

>>11230444
>lacking critical information that she is, in fact, a hag.

>> No.11239708

>>11239575
isn't she like in her early 20s?

>> No.11239814

>>11239708
Subaru is a fucking mystery because she somehow has the strongest OpSec in the entire company. Anything we "know" about her is conjecture based on shit she's said in zatsudans.
Turns out the strongest OpSec is being a techno-illteriate normie with almost no internet presence before becoming a vtuber.

>> No.11239825

>>11239575
She's in her mid 20s

>> No.11239967

>>11229502
Ayame would make a good hag

>> No.11240211
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How long until Marine becomes an actual hag?

>> No.11240294

>>11239967
hot

>> No.11240569

>>11229502
Marine

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>>11240211
Marine's in the final stages of hag metamorphosis, it's why she's had to take so much time off while her body transforms

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>>11239814
are you retarded
are you new

>> No.11241624

>>11238101
Might still be caught up on MUSIC PERMISSIONS because that shit is just bullshit to get everything through to get the greenlight.

>> No.11241749

>>11240211
Next year, I think. Though I would contend that she is a hag in a spiritual sense

>> No.11242224

Mio is cute. I like people who read tarot.

>> No.11242650
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I love this hag so much. I'm addicted to her monthly member asmr.

>> No.11242700

>>11168925
Voice is pure sex and positive reafirmation makes my both my dick and heart get a boner. We'll see in a month how she keeps up once she settles in a personality

>> No.11242985

>>11240211
13 years

>> No.11243209

Post hag bushes

>> No.11243428

>>11210816
>Give hags your virginity.
I would, IF THERE WAS A HAG TO GIVE TO

>> No.11243468

>>11210816
Nice try Towa, but im going to become a wizard

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>>11142790
please kys all of you

>> No.11243917

>>11168925
Enna is actually more of a hag than Nina

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>>11229502
Suityan hag will be over powering. Until then her hag Kerberos wife will suffice.

>> No.11244092

>>11241141
That account existed for all of about five minutes before Subaru, you take that away and there is literally nothing of her anywhere.

>> No.11244310

>>11243209
Haha it would be funny if someone listened to this guy's request. As a joke haha

>> No.11246521

>>11243849
TAIGA IS A WHORE

>> No.11246880

>>11230444
why?

>> No.11247686

>tfw nearing 30
no hags for me...

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>>11247686
You can still fuck a hag anon, don't lose hope!

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I want to smell hag pits.

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>> No.11253346

>>11210816
>Give hags your virginity
Well, there's the problem. Where are the cute hags? I only ever see disgusting wine aunties.

>> No.11253400

>>11253346
In Japan, sitting at home playing video games apparently.

>> No.11253647
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/mion/!

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>>11253647

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>>11253683
Sexy Miosha!

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>>11253733

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>>11253755

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>>11253806

>> No.11253891

>>11247686
That's okay anon, that just means your entire dating pool will be hags from now on

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>>11253831

>> No.11254004

>>11143615
Sex and slaraymen semen

>> No.11254283

I need hag feet.

>> No.11254424

>>11253891
>>11247814
I mean, yeah, but on other hand sooner hell freezes over before I find a nice one.

>> No.11255955

>>11247814
WHY IS TOKO SO FUCKIN CUTE

>> No.11255983

>>11247814
I want to plow Toko while Suisei watches

>> No.11260413

>>11158896
if only this were true today

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>>11144705
My favorite is Toko

>>11244057
>>11247814
based

>> No.11264619

>>11241141
kek, that's not an image I would've associated with Subaru.

>> No.11266691

>>11241141
Wasn't this supposedly Subaru's older sister that also streams.

>> No.11266708

>>11263578
It’s weird knowing flare and rushia are the oldest of sankisei

>> No.11267325

>>11266708
well, with Flare you could kinda guess, based on how she acts.

>> No.11267698

>>11142790
Why are the hags fighting?

>> No.11268249

>>11267698
She said her white hair makes her look like a granny.

>> No.11268570

>>11268249
They fight for the right of eat watame's pussy

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>>11268249
It kinda does. And that's a good thing.

>> No.11271430

>>11266708
Marine acting 10 years older than her actual age while claiming to be 17 works well as a decoy.

>> No.11272940

Baba mio

>> No.11279221

>>11266691
That was Subaru’s own explanation for it, which it’s kind of weird she acknowledged it at all.

>> No.11279751

>>11279221
I honestly believe her. From what Aki said about Cover leaving them to figure it out themselves, I doubt she or Cover cared if she acknowledged it back then.

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HAGS!

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>>11280587

>> No.11287941

>>11282513
two of them!

>> No.11289028

>>11282513
Watame is a hag?

>> No.11292418

>>11280587
How does she smell like?

>> No.11292526

>>11292418
Rice and soup like all nippon hags

>> No.11297235

>>11289028
in the same way Fubuki and Flare are yes, no wonder they get along so well

>> No.11300661

>>11297235
guess I was deceived by the parent talk and her roommate's dance moves.

>> No.11300728

>>11300661
Look at the way Korone, Aki and Coco move their bodies, being hags ain't stopping that shit.

>> No.11301055

>>11300728
Being a Hag doesn't mean you're out of shape.

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>> No.11303562

>>11264619
it's her voice though

>> No.11303659

>>11301403
I really hate Taiga but I love Mio, how can I convince her to remove the plague that is that demonic cat from her life?

>> No.11303692

>>11303562
yeah, it just doesn't really seem like her aesthetic.

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Cute Miosha!

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>>11304242
Mio is always cute!

>> No.11306401

>>11180458
If you want EN hags then you should watch indies or small corpos

>> No.11306952

>>11300728
And then you have Luna.....

>> No.11307029

>>11306401
But is there any? I don't feel any hagness out of indie chuubas and only get some suspicious from small corpos one but it's not enough to convince me

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https://youtu.be/rB-BCIF7QL8
>You have a devastatingly low possibility of dating.
>You don't have a desire to start a relationship, but before that, you don't have sex appeal.
>However, that is not to say that you won't be able to marry in the future.
>You may be compatible with eccentric people, foreigners, people 20 years apart, or people considered strange by those around them.

>> No.11309212

Every time Botan says "atashi" I'm re-surprised she isn't a bokuko.

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>>11309137
Okayu telling us all what we already know.

>> No.11309431

>>11172072
That's just experience.

>> No.11309457

>>11309137
>you don't have sex appeal
Wrong, as proven by Towa and Okayu.

>> No.11309713

>>11309212
It's really cute. She might be the cool lioness, but she has a very cute and feminine side as well.

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>>11144705
My new favorite hag

>> No.11310342

Isn't moona pretty close to hag status

>> No.11310379

>>11310342
not there yet though
while that doesn't happen you can lust over Reine

>> No.11312179

>>11309137
>No sex appeal
>No luck in love, unless with people 20 years younger than her
Uh oh, I don't like where this is going, I need to age 15-20 years in this instant.

>> No.11312236

I just love all of the Hololive-Hags, but Botan and Mio are just hard to beat. They just have extreme hag-like personalities

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Is the clock a hag? She’s as old as time itself, after all

>> No.11312401

>>11312333
Her voice could fit a hag, but her mannerisms don't quite match that. I have no facts on this case though

>> No.11312463

>>11312333
I don't think any HoloEN qualifies as a hag. Some are cakes at best.

>> No.11313293

>>11312463
honestly I don’t know the difference

>> No.11313408

>>11313293
Y'know how food has a "best if used by" date? A cake is right after that: Still perfectly fine, but it's clearly past its prime. A hag is the next step: You don't know if it's safe to eat or not, but it's so good that you're just gonna hope you don't end up in the hospital.

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>>11229502
Purely out of curiosity. What happens to kusogakis that don't get laid? Would she retain all of that powerful positive retard energy? Would she mellow out? Would she become jaded?

>> No.11314549

>>11314430
They will turn into horny hags, that are playful and still having the hope of getting some kids.

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Bros, is there any hope for her womb?

>> No.11314628

>>11314430
Nene would turn into Korone.

>> No.11314760

>>11314578
I think Korone is lost cause. Her womb is drying up and Okayu is not going to be able to give her a litter of puppies.

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>>11314760
I have to save her! I don't care how much semen it takes, I WILL impregnate Korone!

>> No.11315294

>>11314578
it's dryer than a nun's nasty. there's cobwebs in there dawg

>> No.11315645

Well, thanks. I fell down the hag rabbit hole. Reality is going to be disappointing, most probably.
Such life.

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Miosha!

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CAKE!

>> No.11317619

>>11317270
MIO NO

>> No.11317657

Is Fubuki a hag or a cake?

>> No.11317783

>>11317657
Hag. She and Mio are about the same age

>> No.11317840

Hag-kino tomorrow, SMOK collab incoming. Be ready

>> No.11317846

>>11317657
She's a hag and an extreme oldfag. She even did a stream specifically about old ass (japanese) internet memes.

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>>11317657
>>11317783
>>11317846

Stop calling the cutest holo a hag.

>> No.11318936

>>11318116
You're in the wrong thread to be saying that friend.

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>> No.11323208

>>11312463
Sana is 33/34 years old

>> No.11323647

>>11323208
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Since Iofi is 30 does the make her a hag?

>> No.11324345

>>11323715
Hags aren't about the age; it's about the mentality. Plenty of women at age 30 are still pretending to be young. It's actually the main distinction between a "hag" and a "wine aunt". Both are over 30, but one has embraced her hag nature while the other is trying to drown herself in cheap alcohol in a vain attempt to recapture her party-filled youth.

>> No.11326960

>>11310342
????
She's literally a college student, Reine's the only hag in ID

>> No.11327058

>>11326960
https://youtu.be/PSkrYJ4Iesk

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!!!

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>>11331071
Shut the FUCK UP, Taiga
I WILL fuck your mom and you can't possibly stop me. I grew up with demonic fuzzballs by the half-dozen. What's one gonna do to me?

>> No.11332696

>You will never experience Mio shuddering in your ear while she leg locks you and rakes her nails on your back as you cum inside her.

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>>11332696
Thank you for the reminder

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>>11331670

>> No.11333656

>>11312463
Sana is a hag, IRyS might be

Ina is cake approaching hag

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>> No.11335585

>>11318116
Hags are cutest though? Not seeing the problem here.

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>>11318116
>Coming into the most heterosexual thread on the board to announce how gay you are.

>> No.11337974

I borrowed Mio for awhile.
https://files.catbox.moe/ff6app.jpg

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>> No.11339745

https://youtu.be/AZk1Q_gTb5s

>> No.11341993

>>11339568
Fooling around with class pres Mio!
Forcing her to walk around school all day with remote controlled egg vibes in her pussy and ass and taped to her nipples!
Having wild sex in the club room minutes before everyone shows up for the meeting!
Forcing her to sit through the whole meeting with your cum drooling out of her and soaking her panties!
Knocking her up in the locker room after swim practice!
Taking responsibility and getting married and settling down for a long life together!
Mio!

>> No.11343179

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rB-BCIF7QL8&t=399s
OMG 6:15
I'M GOING TO JAPAN AND YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME HOLY FUCKING SHIT MIO JUST WAIT FOR ME I'M COMING TO YOU !

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Mio.

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get in faggot, we're killing some noobs in cod

>> No.11350819

>>11331670
Dude that cat might go for your balls. He understands what it's like to not have them. He'll try and inflict that pain on you!

>> No.11352114

>>11350819
I can't be deterred. I will fight the cat like a warrior.

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>>11331670
I need to fuck Mio so badly bros.

>> No.11352587

>>11352114
But if you fight the cat Mio will hate you.
You can't win. Taiga has this perfectly planned out!

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Mio.

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I want to drain my balls inside a hag so fucking bad.

>> No.11353081

>>11239575
She doesn't even know about Medabots.
She's in her early 20's

>> No.11355175

>>11324345
How's hag supposed to act, actually? It would be nice to be able to recognize such gems.

>> No.11355816

>>11324345
Faggot it's all about age, if they aren't 30 they aren't a hag.

>> No.11356095

>>11355816
I thought cakes are 30.

>> No.11356173

>>11356095
Cakes are 26-30.

>> No.11356767

>>11356173
30 seems young to be called a hag

>> No.11356839

>>11356767
remember where we are

>> No.11356901

>>11356767
I mean it's really only used her in that context, and you have to remember it's also a term used with love and lust, a fuck ton of lust in fact.

>> No.11358295

>>11356901
Oh.
>a fuck ton of lust
Not surprised, wolfgirls are the best.
and I think I started developing a milf fetish.

>> No.11361788

>>11142790
No

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They LOVE each other.

>> No.11364461

>>11363734
imagine a threesome with Mio and Fubuki
the whole time they're totally into each other, rubbing against each other, making out, playing with each other, while you just hammer away, switching back and forth, sometimes pulling out and then slamming back in to catch them by surprise, and letting them both feel the sensation of being bred while holding each other tight

>> No.11366342

>>11312463
Sana is over 30, Ina is awfully close to it too. Also there is no way Irys is younger than 29. So you have options

>> No.11367219

Under 40 = Not a proper hag.

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love from mio

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Mio!

>> No.11369341

>>11368472
Why even continue living if I'll never marry her...

>> No.11369925

>>11337974
Disgusting.

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>>11369341
You could pretend, you could

>> No.11369991

>>11356767
it's what middle and high school girls call people past cakes

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I love hags

>> No.11377890

>Mio agrees to marry you under one condition.
>You have to take February and March off of work every year.
>Ask her why.
>She shyly tells you that's when mating season is for her.

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>>11377890
I get one week of vacation a year. She better make it count.

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Don't forget lads, you may want to breed a hag, but hags on average are more lustful than most men in their mid to late teens. Ergo, brace yourselves if you pursue one of these hags, they're going to drain you until you can't move and drain you even more beyond that to satisfy themselves. Trust me, it's fun if you at least know what you're in for.

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>>11379737
good thing im about the same age as most of them

>> No.11381763

>>11381138
based

>> No.11382233

>>11312333
I'd say she's a young adult, born in early 90s at best. Unironically closer to Calli. Even if they are low-level actual hags I'd never consider them as such because they lack literally any hag mannerisms. They're not up to date with zoomer shit but aren't boomers either.

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Sex with Botan?

>> No.11382867

>>11382853
it would be extremely painful

>> No.11382924

>>11313293
Cake is >25, based on an old tradition of Christmas cakes (cakes made for Christmas dates since Japanese Christmas is a couples' holiday) losing their value after December 25th

Hag is >30

>> No.11383157

>>11382867
She's a big lion.

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>>11383157
>>11383157
>>11383157
>>11383157

>> No.11387145

>>11158896
>in the dark all cats are grey
fucking lost it

>> No.11387420

>>11379737
Man, I wish it was a case.

>> No.11387695

>>11387420
I mean, never had a chance to see if you're telling truth, but I have a feeling I will end up disappointed anyway.

>> No.11391115

>>11158896
based

>> No.11395878

>>11379737
>if you pursue one of these hags, they're going to drain you until you can't move and drain you even more beyond that to satisfy themselves
Oh no!?!?

>> No.11397612

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
SEX WITH OL-MION
SEX WITH NOPAN-PANTYHOSE MION
SEX WITH ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT MION
SEX WITH NAKED APRON MION
SEX WITH ARAN-KNIT JUMPER AND HOT CHOCOLATE IN AUTUMN MION
SEX WITH BRIDAL-GOWN MION
SEX WITH BORROWED-SHIRT MION
SEX WITH FLUFFY GELATO-PIQUE SLEEPWEAR MION
SEX WITH MEGANE-LIBRARIAN MION
I CAN'T KEEP PRETENDING
I NEED THIS HAG SO MUCH IT'S KILLING ME

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Mio~

>> No.11402977

>>11367219
90% of this thread wouldn’t qualify then.

>> No.11403087

Why are you hagfags so horny?

>> No.11403629

>>11402977
>90% of this thread wouldn’t qualify then.
That's my point.

>> No.11404781

>>11403629
well your point sucks and you're a nincompoop

>> No.11404820

>>11403087
See >>11150097

>> No.11404949

>>11374114
I want to fuck this Kerberos until I pass out from exhaustion, I imagine she’d then continue using my lifeless body as a fuck toy until she is satisfied.

>> No.11405826

Wait, how come we still can bump this thread?

>> No.11405838

>>11405826
we die in one post

>> No.11405847

>>11405826
Not 310 yet anon.

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>>11405847

>> No.11406278

>>11369925
Suck me troon.

>> No.11406340

I WANT HAVE A GREAT BIG ORGY WITH DVERY HAG COMPLETELY DRAINING MY BALLS AND LIFEFORCE IN THE PROCESS

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>>11403087
I NEED TO BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>> No.11406704

this is just a mio and botan thread. plebs.

>> No.11406765

>>11406704
Post your hag then faggot.

>> No.11406779

>>11406704
well yeah the majority of this board watches hololive, we used to get dolafags and nuifags, but at least we have like 3 tokofags here

>> No.11406789 [SPOILER] 
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>>11406765

>> No.11406811
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>>11406789

>> No.11406822

>>11142790
Is Botan Hag Prime?

>> No.11406833

>>11406822
no

>> No.11406920
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mio ukelele

>> No.11406925

>>11406822
yes

>> No.11406953
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give me their immigration papers
let them breed

>> No.11407109

>>11406789
This hag has some massive knockers.
Like DAMN.

>> No.11407147
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>>11407109

>> No.11407166

>>11407147
I wanna be one of her boyfriends...

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>>11407166
me too

>> No.11407830
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hag related
https://streamable.com/l677da

>> No.11408301

>>11407830
Mori is nearing hag phase too huh.
I can imagine the deadbraps' reactions.

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>> No.11408592

>>11406789
>>11407147
>>11407189
This hag drew herself so fuckable to signify how impossibly horny she herself is.

>> No.11408648

>>11408592
I mean she really is fuckable herself.

>> No.11408679

>>11408648
Most of them are really.

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>>11408592

>> No.11409393

>>11409317
Push, push, Ayamy sex...

>> No.11410144

>>11406833
>>11406925
The duality of anon

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