/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love this adorable chicken like you wouldn't believe!

>Penis inspection day at KFP
>Tenchou carefully examines every employee dick with a cold look on her face
>You have a nice thick dick and Kiara notices it
>Takes your hand, leads you to the boss office, and closes the door
>You get a blowjob from Tenchou
>The next day you get turned into some tendies

>>1133079
Worth it.

>>1133079
Did she swallow or not?

I know she loves her cats but why can't she be like Ame who just tells her pet to fuck off when she's streaming

>>1133259
You're gonna watch Kiara play with her cats and you're gonna like it.

>>1133259
The cats are the real streamer and Kiara is their pet.

>>1133259
This, why can't she just be like Ame who abuses and hits her pets

>>1133010
I also want to forget she even exists soon after she's gone.

>>1133479
I do wish you a speedy recovery on your rent free chicken tulpa, anon

>>1133259
hey, at least she seems happier

>>1133079
>you have a nice thick dick
This is how I know it’s just a dream

Hardware Unboxed speculates that their shadowban was caused by logging into their account from an unfamiliar location (one of the owners logged in while on vacation):

https://youtu.be/Nh_260Z1jzw?t=538

That suggests Kiara's shadowban could have been triggered simply by streaming from Nene's computer for the O'Riends concert. Also, streaming from a new continent probably doesn't help, though her shadowban started before the move.

But, Hardware Unboxed got an account security notification from Youtube before their shadowban. AFAIK Kiara hasn't mentioned receiving anything like that, has she?

>>1133553
nope, but she probably dismissed it

>>1133553
Instead of shadowbanning for such a retarded reason, why don't they just have the account-holder verify their identity? You know, like e-mail servers do when they detect you logging in from another IP?

>>1133553
She also streamed with mobile data.

>>1133594
Because youtube is a shit company

>>1133568
That... sounds very Kiara-like lol

>>1133594
Seriously, it seems pretty reasonable that in the internet age, someone could potentially access their account from a new device or location. Going straight to an automatic shadowban seems like an absurd overreaction.

>>1133647
Ahhh, that's right! Those were her last streams before getting shadowbanned too.

>>1133594
Youtube is fucking trash. How many times do you need to hear this?

so are we going to complain about YT or talk about kiara's new stream?

>>1133738
YouTube is Kiara anti.

>>1133738
KFP has declared war on YouTube, get with the program.

>>1133259
Because it's CUTE

>>1133738
I would like to discuss this topic.
https://files.catbox.moe/4shdu0.mp3

>>1133776
This.

>>1133912
You will never be a woman
The list is also missing God

>>1133912
Nice try

>>1133912
>CEO of Youtube
That's literally, unmistakenably a joke, jeez
>Artemis
What? Never heard of that?
>Everyone else
Does it never occur to these people that people from more than one social/ethnic group may hate Kiara, however reasoable or unreasonable that may be?

>>1133912
Fuck One Single Person and fuck takodachis.

>>1133982
>Does it never occur to these people that people from more than one social/ethnic group may hate Kiara, however reasoable or unreasonable that may be?

Sure there are people who dislike her, but most of them are not autistic enough to spam anti threads every day and samefag.

>>1133259
Because CATS are superiors to fags DOGS which only barks while cats are more quiets and chill

>>1133982
>Does it never occur to these people that people from more than one social/ethnic group may hate Kiara, however reasoable or unreasonable that may be?
No, they really think its only one person but they keep changing their position on that matter every now and then.

>>1133594
>Youtube
>communicating anything to their users
lol

>>1134018
The fact that the pic in pic related is (I think) an Orokin from Warframe, who are literal schizos that ruin(ed) the day for everyone including themselves, is hilarious.

>>1133594
something something youtube shit

>>1133594
Nene logged into her account and streamed on her account for about 1 minute before noticing it. That's probably the reason.

>>1134048
I didn't mean it that way. I asked why it never occurred to the people posting these "lists" that people from multiple groups hate/dislike Kiara.

>>1134107
Because 99% of the stuff posted is the same copy pasta text, maybe slightly modified every couple days. Which implies it is the same person most likely. And this person has been confirmed to be SEA

>>1134093
Didn't this happen with Ame and Gura once too? Ame accidentally streamed Apex on Gura's channel for a bit? Did Gura get shadowbanned then?

>>1134183
No idea

Wtf, Nexat apparently did Calli's channel trailer too?
Is this kid the luckiest clipper ever?

>>1134488
fuck clippers

>>1133568
According to the KFP discord, Kiara did get a message like that.

>>1134488
If true, probably got a referral from Kiara. He worked on an official clip montage for Kiara already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq4s_v4Dr7I

>>1134646
He's also a doxxbeat (comments on roommate account) so a referral may have not been necessary

>>1134691
>He's also a doxxbeat (comments on roommate account)

on Kiara's or Calli's?

>>1134721
Calli's.

>>1134691
Most of the prominent KFP people follow the roommate accounts.

>>1134753
Commenting ≠ following though.

>>1134753
I mean, many of them are mods on Discord. To be a mod over there, you probably need to know about doxx so that you can delete it quickly.

>>1134860
this. could be a huge (((coincedence))) that he happens to comment on both accounts.

>>1133699
While Youtube might be a shit company, it's been speculated for a while that they want to move away from independent creators. Not sure how true that is, but the way they treat those creators it sure seems like they want them off the platform.
Hololive girls aren't independent, they just aren't the right kind of corporate.

>>1134914
this makes actually sense.

>>1134972
Of course is not a coincidence and it's really suspicious when multiple people from a community follow a random person on youtube.
Same thing happens with chicken and the multiple people following her even though she mostly blogposts.

since we have a youtube discussion going on:
>dont put the reason why you are commenting under the video. No "I comment for the algorithm" BS. Write a nice comment about Kiara or the stream. It isnt that difficult!
>dont recommend shit like "spamming community polls for the algorithm" to Kiara. Nearly had a heartattack, when that bird admitted on stream, that she spammed polls for the algorithm.
I know you wanna help Kiara, but you arent doing her a favor like this. Makes her look bad to the casual viewer. She is entertaining enough to grow naturally. I'm not a discord nigger, so it would be nice if these fags get the message aswell somehow.

>>1135278
>random person on twitter

>>1135284
She didn't do the polls because of the algorithm though.

>>1134691
Every deadbeat is a doxxbeat

>>1135284
thank you, what you said is true. now delete this post before antis see it and do exactly what you just said.

>have a shitload of pirated content and Amazon Prime all at my fingertips
>any number of high budget movies or exciting shows one click away
>instead lie in bed while Kiara talks to me about her cats

What is happening to me

Call me superstitious but this shadowban arc just seems like a sign from the stars that Kiara should just stop comparing herself to others. At the end of the day, you can only do so much on YouTube, and luck is by far the biggest factor to success. One day you may be a nobody, and then the next day you've gone viral.
I wish the core KFP fanbase tried harder to get this through to her. "You won't fall behind!", "Do X for the algorithm!" and "Your numbers will improve!" is all just bad advice.

>>1135622
i know that feel. whats even more ironic to me is that i stopped watching porn thanks to her. i simply dont have time for that anymore because im busy consuming her content.

i will start to lift soon probably. she motivates me to shape up, get real life and find my own Kiara.

>>1135628
I doubt chimken will ever grow out of this due to her previous work and shit.

>>1133912
I honestly hate KFPs more than Kiara. I don't watch her but the fanbase is more obnoxious than Kiara herself.

>>1135622
I used yo just listen to kpop all the time too, during work and during my cycling runs. Now I just tune in whoever's live at the time (usually Kiara or even Ollie.)

>>1133297
You're gonna watch Kiara play with her pussy and you're gonna like it.

>>1135717
>stopped watching porn thanks to her

Me too, not with Kiara specifically, but nowadays I much prefer ending the day with 30 minutes of a more relaxed vtuber chatting stream. I fap about once every 10 days now lel

>>1135622
>I used to play video games and watch anime
>Now I watch a cute anime chicken play video games
Life certainly took a turn.

>>1135622
I'm pretty much the same with streaming in general, not just Kiara or Hololive.
I don't remember the last time I followed a TV show and the only movies I've watched are the watch along ones with HoloEN girls.
Which is pretty good I guess cause Hollywood is going down the shitter anyway.

Retired wrestler tries and fails to lead a new life outside of wrestling

>>1136000
>watching Hollywood in 2021
There are still good movies being made out there, but they certainly don't come from Hollywood.

>>1135977
i was super addicted to hentai RPGM games. this is even more dangerous than normal porn because it wastes much more time because of the gameplay in between.

meaning sometimes a fap session would be 4+ hours long. it completely fucks up your life.

im so thankful to kiara for helping me. all she has to do is to exist. this is enough to cure people kek

I was randomly going through twitch and found a streamer that was watching a Kiara archive. Turns out it was the guy that made the video she mentioned on stream today.

>>1135977
>>1135717
Based coomers getting healed.

>>1136198
The tech whatever guy?

>>1136198
>I was randomly going through twitch
For what purpose

>>1136123
>>>/pw/

>>1136216
The youtube channel is Nagzz Discovers

>>1136249
kiara mentioned nagzz? i thought she was talking about hardware unboxed

>>1136280
she was talking about both

>>1136280
She talked about watching the video and thanked him for not showing her sad moments.
She talked about hardware unboxed concerning the shadowban.

L-O-V-E Lovely Ki-a-rah!
Time to catch up on some Super Mario!

>>1135622
You're lonely and craving companionship.
I would know because I'm there too ;_;

Yesterday's LotR talk must've left an imprint. I dreamed that Kiara came back from the dead as Kiara the White. She was dual-wielding two staffs at once and she was already 3D, though she was only doing a chatting stream, speaking words of wisdom.
I believe our birb has yet to evolve into her final form.

>>1133259
Ame brings up Bubba and kisses/plays with him all the time on stream.

>>1136922
I dreamed about my tweets getting many likes from Kiara for whatever reason.
I mean my tweets already get a lot of likes from her already, but I guess my subconscious wants her to think only about me. Scary.

>>1139421
It is kind of weird. I felt like that when I was constantly catching live shows since I felt directly involved with everything, but now being cut off mostly and watching the videos I see the chat more objectively as a business flow.
I'm still on Kiara's side and stuff, but I feel like the charm spell has worn off.

>>1139762
For me the spell's been getting stronger the more I've followed Kiara.
The casuals leave one by one while the devout few stay and reap their just rewards: getting even closer to their oshi.

>>1139762
I guess it makes sense that I feel involved since I watch the live shows and message her a lot and she responds my messages and likes them too. Some things that happened lately made me even more attached to her.
I don't worry too much about my dream though because the last thing I would do is act like one of the several schizos that are after her already, or do something that would damage the fan-oshi relation we have going.
Giving it a positive spin, I just care a lot about her and wouldn't replace her for anything else. I think she appreciates being a bit too involved if you really, sincerely care for her and try to understand her.

>>1139762
why are you cut off?

Imagine sticking your fingers into her snatch, guiding her around the house with them, unable to resist, only for her to fall onto all fours from exhaustion, becoming your cat guided by sloppy slippery fingers.

>>1139925
She changed her stream times so I'm catching up on archives instead of constantly participating in live chat. It's not like I superchatted anything or was a member, but the feel is different. I'm not participating. I'm watching. (Which is fine.)
>>1139910
It's fine. I get it too. I like the Kiara character. It was created to be liked. It's a lot better than a lot of other forms of entertainment available today.
>>1139904
I kind of wonder what would happen if I let down my wall and she let down her wall and we actually talked. They say never to meet your heroes but it does make me feel a little curious.

>>1140002
do you own a truck by any chance? just asking

>>1140002
>I kind of wonder what would happen if I let down my wall and she let down her wall and we actually talked. They say never to meet your heroes but it does make me feel a little curious.
Moments like that happen every now and then when she opens up with her chat and talks about her past experiences or her worries. You would need to be an active participant in the streams and even Superchat sometimes to get that experience though.

>>1140059
I feel like this is a reference to that one guy with the 18 wheeler, but I DO have a pick up truck available to me. I own a paid off comfy car though.
I'm this thread's resident author that does the Kiara Quest shitty meme drawings.

>>1140002
I wonder how I'd break the ice if I get to talking with her. Ideally I'd keep my mouth shut and pretend I don't know who she is, but inwardly I'd be dying to give her a sign of some sort. Everything I'm thinking of (e.g. mentioning I also work at a fast food chain with never-ending shifts) would be too overt though.

>>1140176
If it was an organized fan meeting
"OMMMMMGGGGGG I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY HEROOO YOU ARE THE BEST KIARA LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE"

If it was a casual encounter on the streets
"Hi Kiara! I'm _____ from your streams! Sorry to bother you but I'm a super big fan! could you sign this for me?........ and how's is it going? are you busy? bla bla bla....'

I imagine something like this.

>>1140176
why not say the truth and say youre a fan and happy to meet her? why try to lie or hide something

>>1140176
I feel the same way, and it's why I'd let her contact me first and won't make first introductions. I'm fortunate enough to be able to stand on my creative works and would cooperate professionally and from there feel things out and find boundaries.
It'd be a punch in the gut to piss off someone you like.

>Kiara giving you the most erotic blowjob of all time
>Lets you nut inside her mouth
>You withdraw your dick and wait to see if she spits or swallows
>NOM NOM NOM, lol cum swallowing ASMR right guys? omg let me turn the echo on on my microphone (chicken laugh)

>>1140287

>>1140287
Then there's guys like this that say silly shit and make me laugh and make it weird. But that's fine I guess.

>>1136922
I dream about Kiara a lot. Once I had a dream we went on a date to the movies, but at the movie she was live streaming and everyone in the theatre was acting annoyed with her. I just kind of laughed and awkwardly put up with it and then when the movie was over she asked me if I enjoyed having a "one-of-a-kind experience."

I find I dream about her if I leave her stream on while I'm sleeping, which I guess makes sense.

>>1137583
Yeah but Ame doesn't take dog breaks or trim its fur. You know what, I think it's fine for now. Kiara really missed her cats and maybe this is just her just releasing her stockpiled desire to cuddle them while she was away for a year,

>>1140528
Ultimately, the difference between Bubba and Kiara's cats is this: when Bubba interrupts the stream, we hear Bubba barking; when Kiara's cats interrupt the stream, we hear Kiara acting like a cute and clingy mother. I much prefer the second one.

>>1136893
It was a really fun stream, enjoy it!

>>1140002
>She changed her stream times so I'm catching up on archives instead of constantly participating in live chat. It's not like I superchatted anything or was a member, but the feel is different.
I totally get that. I used to be able to catch her live in the evenings and now I'm watching her as I'm getting ready for work/at work. I'm fortunate to be able to work from home so I can still catch the majority of her streams live, but of course I can't give them the same attention as I could when I'm off work.

It was also nice to be able to unwind after work with her stream. I could still do that by just watching the archives after work, but at the same time I don't want to miss out on the live experience if I have the opportunity to do so, especially now when she's so down about losing live viewers to the shadowban.

>>1140243
>"Hi Kiara! I'm _____ from your streams! Sorry to bother you but I'm a super big fan! could you sign this for me?........ and how's is it going? are you busy? bla bla bla....'

What if she says:
>H-how do you know who I am and how I look like??
>Y-you didn't stalk me, r-right anon-kun?

>>1141325
Lucky. I mean technically I could get up when she streams, but I would have to drive to work before she finishes streaming and just tuning in for like 2 hours at most means I need to go to sleep earlier and I just can't. I'm so anxious not even sleeping pills don't work. (Must succeed at all cost, -50hp)
I'm leaving video comments and tell my real life friends about the channel but I don't remotely seem weeby irl so it kinda just gets a passing nod. "Yeah that's cool." So I'm not really sure there's anything I can do to help birb girl.
I'm like 2 hours into the stream now. Earlier there was a meme trap where a green bird popped out of a hole and did some damage and jump scared her. I instinctively went KIKERIKII when it did because bird and thought I was so funny.
Heh.

>>1141505
we are so lucky she streams almost daily for us losers. cant imagine what it would be like with only 2~ streams per week like most other holos do

>>1141655
Yeah I don't see streaming everyday something that'll happen forever, so I'm enjoying it while I can. (Never know though. Some people really like streaming. like TrU3Ta1ent, another streamer I like. He's a machine.)
It's entertainment at the end of the day. I do hope we're all working hard so we really don't be actual losers on the other end of the tunnel. You've only got one life after all.

>>1141815
>It's entertainment at the end of the day. I do hope we're all working hard so we really don't be actual losers on the other end of the tunnel. You've only got one life after all.
hehe y-yeah... i agree...

>>1142260
Anon Kiara has only existed a few months. Get it together fren.

>>1141815
This is Kiara's main job and outside a few trips every now and then I see streams happening almost everyday for a long while.
We are almost as important to her as her cats are. She can't live without interacting with her fans.

>>1142595
It is a fun time.

>>1142595
>We are almost as important to her as her cats are
you sure? she lived w/o her cats for a year. can she live without us even a full week?

>>1142703
>she lived w/o her cats for a year
And she was depressed as all hell during that whole time.
I fold her this before but while getting shadowbanned sucks, at least she can stream and we can tune in to her streams.

>>1142703
Welllll.....she did just dump her old time slots to cater to a new audience. She wants an audience I'm sure, but I don't think she's too worried about who the eyeballs belong to.

>>1142830
>She wants an audience I'm sure, but I don't think she's too worried about who the eyeballs belong to.
Don't say that anon. She needs to keep time for herself in her new timezone and her sleep in check and healthy.

>>1142954
Yeah. I'd feel pretty bad if she hurt herself. It is like her first week back afterall. I'll just enjoy the vids, it's not that big of a deal if I can't catch her live.

>>1142954
Also she has been pretty sad to lose her fake australian audience because of her new streaming time. Clearly it matters to her.

>>1142954
>healthy.
It kinda pisses me off that she takes the pill for something as stupid as acne. Instead of simply eating less chocolate (which causes the acne)
She fucks up her body over nothing.

>>1133259
Cats are just fucking assholes. Even if Kiara tells them to fuck off they would still come back and walk all over her set up.

>>1143048
anon.

>>1143087
Yea yea no roommate talk I get it. It just seriously pisses me off.

>>1142830
The only noticeable difference in EST is her Friday is a dead day for some reason and her Saturday is in the day instead of at night. Her weekday streams were shit if you had a job before this week.

>>1144944
I'm a 2nd shift worker full time, definitely not a morning person. My free time is from 10pm to 2am. Like I said earlier it's not that big of a deal, I just miss catching her live.

>>1145041
I thought it seemed like the majority of her streams were still in the morning when she was in JST.

>>1145153
They were, but she had it set up where she'd stream 40%-50% of the week for JP/Euros and 40-50% of the time at 10PM EST (So I'd usually stay up past my free time for her superchats and found it really comfy.)
I just caught up later on the JP friendly ones and interacted a lot during the streams I could catch live. Now I can't catch any live, but I can't predict the future.
What I can say is if she wants to come back to 10PM EST she'll have to get up at like, 4AM her time and KIKERIKIIII at sunrise and I don't think she'll do it. (Which is understandable.)

>>1144944
Not having the midnight stream everyday helps with the sleep schedule though.

>>1145269
If I were a streamer I would probably try it on a weekend at least once. Seems like she wants to try afternoon first though, and will probably do it again since she won't get accurate numbers until subs work.

Her situation makes me wish I was an ultra-popular Hololive EN streamer with Minecraft server access, shoot her a shout-out that gets her numbers to 10-20k+, rebuild KFP on the MC server, and earn her respect and adoration.
Instead? I'm just some fat dweeb. Life is unfair.

I wish I'd worked as hard as kiara while I was still young

>>1145513
>tfw worked that hard when I was young
I still have nothing to show for it. Unfortunately, success if a dice roll, 8/10 times.

>>1145513
Most entrepreneurs don't open their businesses until way later on. I'm 34 and my works still haven't taken off, but it's not the end til your heart stops.
>>1145483
I tried to think of something that would actually impress Kiara, but I've come to the conclusion I don't know her that well. Just do your best man. That's all anyone can ask for.

>>1145680
I know. I'm doing my reps now. Starting from scratch at 30 isn't fun.

>>1145923
>tfw 40 trying to become a writer
kill me

>>1133010
Her numbers are getting pretty bad because of this Shadow ban. Is there nothing that can be done? Does she just have to wait it out?

>>1145992
we're gonna get there boss. we might get there when we're bald and wrinkly and creep out the youths who started at a reasonable age but we'll produce content.

>>1146039
Pretty much.
Youtube doesn't give a shit about anyone.

>>1146133
Damn that sucks

>>1145923
Just keep your chin up fren. iirc Kiara said before Hololive she was up shit creek without a paddle and look how a few months turned it around. Bigger risks mean bigger rewards. Look at your risk tolerance and figure out what you need to do to meet your goal.
>>1145992
As an author, I haven't been able to quit my day job. Writing the books aren't too hard if you've got the mind for it, it's the competition...and Stephen King has a lot more resources and ghost writers than us. We're even competing against the dead. That said, don't give up. Every story gets told eventually.

Okay so I finally caught up. She's better at Mario games than she thinks. I feel like she expects to clear everything first shot but if she did there'd be no satisfaction for the win, you know?
I feel a little called out in the superchat portion for basically watching podcast mode (But how would she know?) Overall, it was a very fun stream. She's a little too rough on herself sometime. Nobody starts good at any game, especially one they pick up once a week. I had a lot of fun watching.

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS, BUT RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA MAKE SOME POPCORN. YEEEEEEEEE

>>1146153
>She's a little too rough on herself sometime.
She has been rough on herself since the beginning. It's not something that's gonna change easily if it changes at all.
But she did good this stream and she even recognized she didn't do that bad after all.

>>1146068
Nah, I'm probably never going bald, I got this far already. Wrinkly, definitely, though. Creepy? Can't be creepy if I never leave the house.

>>1146380
Yeah I'm proud of self confidence birb. Run towards the goal line. Get that grub! (Sorry food on the brain to look weird dinner tonight LOL)

What if she is supposed to take steps to secure her account, but she can't do that because Cover can't let her 2FA it on her phone?

>>1147541
shut up

Ina is now ahead. Chicken is now officially the most unpopular vtuber in HoloEN. Her last 3 streams combined have less views than 1 single stream of Ina on average.

I think it's over for her. This will destroy her already shaking self esteem.
Expect the new few streams to be salty/sad mood Kiara. And expect tons of memes and people who laugh at her.
Yeah i think it's over for her. Especially when EN Gen 2 launches.

ogey

>>1147985
Looks like Kiara actually responded to that. It's kinda sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY

I wisb Kiara would grow a futa cock and fuck me in the asshole.

>>1149005
Same anon, same...

Ame collab in 18 hours

>>1143048
What? There are pills to fight acne?

>>1149372
I'm off tomorrow so I'll likely be able to show up. Yey.

https://twitter.com/shinyoujurin7/status/1366711283064528900

Kiara's sc streams are so fucking comfy

>>1133010
their names are Nana and Tama

>>1149372
Any idea if Ame has confirmed that they're playing Clubhouse games?

>>1149797
They were confirmed ON STREAM to be "baby 1" and "baby 2".

>>1152939
Which one the chonky ones?

>>1157308
Baby 1 is the tsundere
Baby 2 is the chunky one

I want to cave Kiara's skull in with a hammer.

>>1149441
She uses birthcontrol pills to fight her acne. Yes she is that stupid.

>Superchat stream happening while I'm at work
Fuuuck she better still be going when my lunch break starts

>>1143048
>>1157678
that's pretty common you retard

>>1157696
No it's not dumbass. Who the fuck fucks up his body with hormones like that instead of simply using anti acne stuff.

>>1133010
>wanting to be one of the cats of the crazy cat lady
But why?

>>1157727
Women.

>>1157689
Can you ask your boss to let you go home faster today, because of it?

>>1158661
I don't have a boss. But I also have appointments all morning that I can't get out of. Oh well.

I'm going to miss early morning Kiara streams. They used to be kind of perfect for me when she'd be on 5:00 AM my time, it was great to have playing while doing my morning routine.

>>1157678
Literally what the fuck.

>>1157727
Birth control pills do a whole bunch of things. Some women take them to stop cramps

Anons...

>>1159146
Somsnosa...

>>1157678
You should use that rrat with another person and not Kiara since we know her face. And before You Say "make up"
If your acné is so Bad that You need pills, the make up won't hide it
Source : i have acne since i was 15years

>>1149797
Now they doxx the cats
Can't have shit on /vt/

>>1141359
>I came from a Vietnamese anime forum

>>1140243
>Hi Kiara!
Mistake from the get go.
If we take a highly improbable theoretical situation that I'd meet her somewhere, I'd come up to say hi and express that I'm a big fan too, and act as chill and non-threatening as I possibly could, AND, I'd refer to her only as K****. One persona is public, other is supposed to be a secret, it's established and should be respected.
Only after saying my goodbyes I'd say something like "...and good luck with your streams, see you there." Because she knows we know. And we know she knows we know. But anything more forward than this would be seen as creepy.

>>1157678
Virgin detected.

>>1157727
The pill was originally invented as acne control, and the side effect was literally birth control.

>>1159330
>rrat
its literally on her twitter

>i've been taking the pill for years due to my horrible acne, and it really helped, but i stopped taking it a few months ago because I ran out of it and I didn't wanna see a doc in JP who can't even prescribe me the same thing so anyway my skin has been SO BAD for months ugh
>i thought I am out of that acne age but i guess i'll have to continue taking medication for it rip
>but yeah this is why i love that wearing masks is a thing now everywhere. no need to show my ugly acne. THANKS CORNELIA

>>1159587
Of course you wouldn't call her Kiara if know enough to recognize her on public. I was avoiding saying that because thread was comfy and nice, but it's devolving in roommatefaggotry real fast now, again.

>>1159587
I would still invite her to the trucking convention.

>>1140680
>he didn't enjoy Amelia barking with Bubba during the LA Noire stream

>>1159826
Well, good job, by trying to not bring it up, you brought it up.

>>1157678
"here's a guy who doesn't know anything about girls".jpg

This thread is weird. Let’s share things we like about our boss instead!

>>1160514
Agree. I really like when she does this.
https://files.catbox.moe/u13bal.mp3

>>1160514
Agree. I really like when she does this.
https://files.catbox.moe/6pzxwq.mp3

>>1160514
Agree. I really like when she does this.
https://files.catbox.moe/xvm29v.mp3

>>1160552
>>1160571
>>1160611

>>1160571
>>1160611
https://streamable.com/lym5rf

ded thrd
this tori is cooked

My wife is a communist.
Based

>>1161261
>communist
>based

>>1161422
Deal with it.

>>1161261
That's one C too few and one P too many.

>>1161575
She makes typos very often, birb brain pls undastan

>20 minutes
RETSUGOOO

Maybe we're getting close to the end of the scuffed Australian ;) arc?

>>1162091
Just get her unshadowbanned and we're good.

>>1162091
No goddamn way.

>>1141359
Youtube recommended one of your irl videos to me. They do this for almost every vtuber actually. It looked very interesting and engaging and nice so I clicked and sat through it haha :)

>>1133594
things-google-should-do.txt

>600 views
Bros...

>>1162485
>she just calls off the stream and never returns
Legitimate fear.

>Still hasn't broke 1k viewers.
Ouch.

>>1134064
Not only is he an orokin (the guys that fucked up the solar system and everything else), he's actually THE orokin that fucked up the solar system and everything else. He practically ended all life in the solar system in two separate occasions and on god he'll try a third.

>>1162570
She did just after this post, but I imagine she'll be hovering a few hundred or so above it for the rest of the stream.

>>1162651
Well, it's SC reading. Most people usually check out on those.

>>1162485
>>1162570
>>1162651
Shut the fuck up, numberfagging is Tenchou's job.

>>1162571
Haven't played Warframe in quite some time, so I don't recall all tht much, but when I did, I was obsessed with it. God, Warframe lore really is fucked, even on a meta level with how much DE dicks around. With that being said, the Orokin really deserve all the shit they get/got if I recall correctly.

Europe, your internet reps...

>>1162571
At least he's Natah's bitch right now and he gave us a big sword to kill her with. Everything is still his fault though.

>>1162719
she needs to look for business line, expensive but supas gonna rain

Her mic sounds deeper.

>In the street where I live
Oh you mean you address in Never Gonna Give You Up, chicken?

She's complaining about her internet and I've been living with 15/5 up/down for years. pls kills me

>5G
Kiara...
Not only 5G is slower, but it's also slower than 4G at this point, because it doesn't cover as much.

>>1162719
I don't know how it is in other countries, but I pay 40€ for 300/100 up/down and unlimited mobile data. Actually, I'm paying 40€ for 100 simmetrical, they just called one day and said "hey so we're gonna upgrade your down speed to 300 and you won't have to pay extra".

>>1162778
Rural?

>>1162865
Yeah.

Why western internet is so shit? Move to Fucking finland

>>1162091
Just tuned in! That's great! Did she explain what was causing the issue?

>>1162894
My parents have the same shit.

You guys think she’ll believe it if we tell her that Youtube probably thought she was spamming because she uses the same thumbnails over and over for SC readings? Maybe that’ll push her to change it each time and help her stop debuffing some of her best content.

>>1162992
Yes

>>1162992
No its because nene logged into her account and streamed for a little. Basically someone logged into her account ( which she was logged in as well) and streamed from it. completely different IP and everything.

This is why she got that "suspicious activity" message.

>Kiara talking about weight loss
YAB

I just spent a thousand dollars on a phone and wanna save money but Kiara is so fucking cute and I wanna throw cash at her AAAAAHHHH!

>rommate has been ordering more food
well, say goodbye to cooking arc, no reason to learn if she's going to keep buying from ubereats

>>1162992
Subaru accidentally did the same thing with her thumbnails for awhile and youtube didn't give her shit for it.

why is her avatar lagging but the rest isn't? same shit yesterday. super mario was fine but her avatar was like 10 fps lol

>>1163064
Don't buy a phone or simp. Go buy her merch in her official hololive shop.

>>1163043
>>1163092

>>1163095
Because she's a dumbass that doesn't know how to set up OBS.

Calli confirmed shotacon?

>doing cat commentary now
I love this birb.

Wow Kiara, you are a good wrestling commentator...

>>1163138
I already own the voice pack and bought multiple holo myth shirts though

>>1163052
Fuck.

While 100€ for 1000/50 is of course a pretty high price, it should be more than enough to stream in 1080p60 and play whatever online game you want. Can we please try to tell her that?

>>1163201
Yes. Now that Kiara is out of her hair she is gonna team up with Suisei to go out hunting.

>>1163176
but she didnt have that problem in japan or?
and the settings on her PC and everything should be the same.

Man I really want to see these cats in action already. This is one situation where being a VTuber is a limitation.

>>1163292
>but she didnt have that problem in japan or?
Yeah she did.

>Doesnt hide her L2D while going away
Stop.

It has been 34 minutes of cat talking, Internet talking, and eating salad. SUPER CHAT my ass.

Salad eating ASMR?

>>1163306
...no? when i watch a random old video of her her avatar is 60fps like the rest of the video.

Haven't watched Kiara in a while because of the Youtube fuckery, is she phasing out the chicken voice?

>>1163354
Imagine thinking your message will finally be read and she just rambles on forever and munches open-mouthed into your ear.

>>1163224
Buy more, and share with poorfags. Or Daki.

>>1163457
She was fucking around with the mixer according to earlier in the stream.

>>1163457
Actually it kind of seems like it. Or maybe that's just me, but her voice sounds deeper than usual.Her pekora laugh also seems to be partially gone, but what do I know.

>>1163481
>>1163224

what even is a voice pack? is it just random recorded voice? then whats the point of buying? cant you just pirate it?
or is it some personalized stuff where she reads your name or something?

>>1163465
I think she already forgot what she supposed to do.

>>1163528
>cant you just pirate it?
kys

To think she used to be uncomfortable about eating on stream.

>>1163528
The former, like one of those soundboard sites but for yourself.

>>1163043
>thrown into the youtube gulag because of Nene being retarded.
How does one stop the Nenechi?

>>1163528
I bought it to support her. Also for that one audio file of her forcing herself onto us.

>>1163267
>100€ for 1000/50 is of course a pretty high price
The deal is ridiculous. Why the fuck would you ever need a 1000? She probably asked for "best package for streaming". And it is, for streaming TO your device, not FROM it.
She should find a normal 100/50 for 15-20 euros and go with it.

>>1163528
The people willing to pay for a VP aren't the type to share it.

>>1163528
here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o00j6XXsPPs

She is actually correct. Cats see humans as just very weird looking big cats.

So she still doesn't know that 'foef/foof' is slang for a cunt in dutch.
Nice.

>>1163584
Rate it

>>1163613
Yeah but the problem is she is blinded by the high speeds from Japan that she probably never fully utilized anyways, But she thinks because she was having some trouble there that her speed was too low, when it was 99% some other issue. She just needs someone knowledgeable to tell her that.

>>1163616
>lol dude there are no indogs who would share the shit out of it to fuck with her profits

but yeah i agree if youre not a subhuman you shouldnt steal. i just dont really see the point. is it like a few seconds? a few minutes? i dont really understand what exactly a voice pack is. what is she saying? kek

>all her SC readings will just be eating and cat meows now

>>1133117
She force fed you your own cum

>>1163662
thanks fren, will take a look at it after the stream

>>1163712
This is why i'm here

>>1163528
You buy it to support the chuuba. Kiara's voicepack is meh anyway, no reason for pirating it.

>>1163702
Dunno, never bought one. In fact, I've spent zero dollars on VTubers and I can't stand fifty ads so I run ad blockers (and yes, I'm a poorfag, too boot, so no, you can't get my money anyway). I imagine it's a collection of RP clips for not-safe-for-public-consumption, ASMR material, and sound profiles for windows like bootup sounds, etc.

>>1133594
Because that would be competent and competency is anathema to youtube.

>>1163695
10/Tenchou

Fuck. I didn't expect her to see my complaint in chat. I'm first in the line for usual room now.

>>1163694
hitler dood

>>1134093
Nene can't keep getting away with this!!!

>>1163768
>sound profiles for windows
I wish.

>>1163788
What'd you say? I had to mute for a few minutes for a phone call.

>>1163815
Seems like an easy shoe-in for a product? Wonder if they just hadn't thought about it or what?

>hurr noone else logged it
You logged in from A DIFFERENT FUCKING IP YOU STUPID FUCK HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING TECH ILLITERATE

Kiara absolving Nenechi of any responsibility!!

>>1163726
Late post best post.

>>1163883
Fuckin chimkin cannot into IPs, probably memory holed fuckin' IP geolocation, kek.

>>1163902
inb4 rrat:
>she is just saying that protect nene

>>1163854
I believe anon said that it has been almost 50 minutes and she read only 5 SC or so.

>>1163883
>women
>understanding the concept of IPs

>>1163883
>>1163922
She got SB before she even left Japan.

>>1163788

>>1163883
She's not the brightest bulb, please be patient.

>>1163991
SHE LOGGED IN FROM NENE'S PLACE

>>1163991
Did you forget she logged into someone else's computer to stream while collabing in JP?

>>1163973
Botan does

>>1164026
I think it's obvious that Botan is not the best example of what the average woman is like

>>1164022
Was it before or after she created waiting room?

>>1164046
Absolutely correct. She's a goddess.

>>1164026
The average women does not even know how to configure a windows 2000 server

And neither do you.

>>1164055
Well, it was with JP holos, so before she took flight? In fact, one of them accidentally logged into her account the next day because Kiara was too tori-brained to log out properly.

>>1164077
>implying most tech isn't googlefu

>>1164055
Waiting room was setup after the O'riends collab.

>>1164077
Now him but why the fuck would you configure a windows 2000 server

>>1164021
she also logged in from the studio for the first O'riends. She also logged in from her hotel in hokkaido...

>>1164077
Yes. Because I don't need it. People usually learn things when they need them.

>>1164119
bragging rights.

Every retard knows how to configure linux shit.
If you know how to fuck with windows 2000 servers you are the king of nerds.

>>1164172
>you are the king of nerds
No. You're not.

>>1164150
shut up. youre wrong and im right, get that in your head.

>>1164172
No that would be a gentoo server

>>1164209
>>1164183
>>1164172
>>1164167
>>1164077
>>>/g/

what a nice cracc

Holy fucking neckcrack

how will america recover from this?
are they gonna open hate threads now?

Is it me of her voice got less annoying?

>>1163457
no

>>1163712
smiling_brosnan.jpg

>>1164329
her voice has never been annoying. youre just slowly starting to fall in love with her. watch 5 more streams and you will whiteknight her.

TAKAMORI IS DEAD!
LETSGOOOOO

Takamori is dead. Let's sweep in boys.

ogey

>>1163960
Implying Nene isn't too powerful to need protection

>>1164584
>>1164590
"Please RIP" wasn't just a slogan, I guess.

So is there a collab with ame today or not?

>>1133010
Why are there always retards telling her about their tragic most likely bullshit stories in SC readings? Why would you pay just to tell a girl behind a virtual character about your problems to read to her entire chat? Why are ENs like this?

>>1164696
Yes, on Ame's channel

>>1164710
Thanks

>>1164703
i dunno
I have seen this alot on twitch on too.
>yooo sad day, my brother just died and i love watching your streams they cheer me up! also here have a 100 bucks lets fucking gooo

>>1164703
Because they want her to feel(or atleast make it seem like she feels) sorry for them.

I thing this cat obsession is not healthy. How she will be doing Holotalk?

>>1164703
Yea, at least this one ended on a positive message.

>>1164776
Close the door?

>>1164776
It's a coping mechanism because she's cut off from everyone. Once she's on Holotalk she'll probably revert.

>>1164776
She will calm down a little pretty sure.
She hasn't seen them for a year. The magic will wear off.

ahhhhhhhhhh i wanna give this birb a superchat but i dont fucking want to give youtube money ahhhhhhhhhh
i want her to read my message, i want her to know i exist


am i normal?

>>1164776
I'm hoping she has enough sense to ignore her cats during collabs

>>1164851
No but most people here aren't either.

>>1164864
BIG UPS TO MY CATS

>>1164864
Don't hope.
>open Kiara collab
>Kiara is talking about her cats
>close Kiara collab

HOLY FUCK DID SHE JUST MENTION SEA

>>1164864
Hope so too... guess we will find out later in the ame collab.

>>1164892
BIG UPS TO OLD BOY NIGGER-MAN

>she's griping about people not able to keep up with her schedule now
Okay, well, I gave her an honest shot.

>>1164851
Tweet at her or just say something in chat during Ryza streams. I’ve had her like my tweets and read my chat several times.

>>1164960
yeah these people are annoying as fuck.
>dude why dont you stream in JP prime time?
>omg stream for us americans!!
>wtf where is european stream????

disgusting people. just watch archive

>>1164898
>open Kiara collab
>the other person is talking about Kiara's cats
What do?

So after this whole cat thing it's basically confirmed that Kiara will get a cat ears alternative outfit, right?

>>1165072
Yes and a tail

btw guys, what is the hek playlist? Can't find it. She said it's on her channel but i can't see it.

>>1165019
Mix up the schedule. 2/2/2

I missed the last 30 minutes or so. What did that superchat say? Was Kiara directing at Americans? Glad I'm NEET so I can catch all her streams regardless if she's back in yurop now.

>>1165130
From: >>925249
>Tenchou, I’ve been in the past six years with no goals and no dreams, because my mother is in very poor health. She has a very serious cancer. There is no possibility of cure. The doctor said this is a rare case. Finally, my mother received hospice care in the hospital. At that time, I can only wait for my mother to pass away, and I can’t change anything, but my boyfriend let me know HOLOLIVE, and I know Tenchou. You cheered me up again. I will learn to drive and find a job again. Live earnestly and actively.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApSiu7QcDe0&feature=youtu.be

bully talk

>>1165111
this will fuck up your sleep and eat rhythm
unhealthy as fuck

>>1165040
What else? Become a Mori anti.

>>1165111
That's even worse. Everyone loses. If there's a schedule that's bad for you you can at least still have a VOD watching routine. Mixing defeats the point of having a schedule in the first place.

Man this whole job talk is making me anxious about not having a job, I'm not sure how I'm gonna explain the huge gap in my resume

KFP. Are your Oshi's schedules going to more EU friendly now? I can never seem to catch her mid-afternoon streams, but this latest schedule falls in mainly in evening, which is perfect.

>>1165307
Worldwide pandemic is a pretty good explanation, especially in my area that has a huge service industry that had tons of layoffs/furloughs due to COVID.

Super Bunny Man for the Ame collab today!

>>1165307
In my case I don't think you can even call it a gap, there's basically nothing I can put on my curriculum.

>>1165415
Same. I've been studying most of my life.

>>1165312
She started this stream in EU primetime, 6PM in her timezone and mine.
So if she streams at times like this stream's, her schedules are going to be very EU friendly and get rid of dead hours, because she'd be the only one streaming at the time.

>>1165307
We've had a guy like that once. He told us that gap was to 'renovate' his house.

Chikin...

>>1165102
It's private and I didn't save the link because it's just videos she wants to get views, like Hinotori and Heart Challenger.

>>1165502
>It's private
Ok but then why the fuck did she say "please check out the hek playlist"

>Amelia collab is not a fucking Clubhouse for once
Neat.

>>1165307
You can explain any gap by mentioning a mental i;lness. Lie and say a family member died for example, then you fell into a depression and it spiralled from there. Literally nothing the employer can do but sympathise and believe that you've been strong to overcome it.

>>1165459
Kek. Why say shit like that when you can just do what this Anon said >>1165563
I don't know it's like elsewhere. But in the EU you cannot discriminate when employing staff. So saying you fell under hard times through no choice of your own is something they will let slide.

Kiara, those noises, please never do them again.

>>1165530
I've seen people reply with it on Twitter, and I'm not in the Discord but they probably pinned it or some shit.

>>1165680
Sounded like she sucked dick

>>1165680
Shut up Yagaru.

>>1165530
it's unlisted. i think it had more clips before.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsAbCDORf2ySUu52bmbLEb3_DWn72iVf1

>>1165705
Exactly.

>>1165738
It had her songs and "am" videos except frog.

>>1165750
>Not wanting your dick sucked by beak

>>1165738
Thank you

but i expected some semi lewd shit or something lol

wait does she also read 1 dollar SC? i thought she only does 50+ bucks

Kiara, you idiot, model lag is not because of the internet!(probably)

>shes on meds

>>1165906
She reads some SCs that are interesting to her despite the amount.

>>1165906
I thought the priority was red, then weird currencies she can't tell if red, then not red ones she wants to.

>>1165906
Depend whats written on it, and luck. I got read once with a 2 euro one

>>1165906
Wide Kiara was a $5 SC

What was about Gura? I was away

>>1166111
Away!

>>1165906
She reads and kisses every red, then anything with a message that catches her eye. There are a few other things like thanking pink ones and ignoring flushes.

>>1166111
I can't believe what she did to gura...

>>1166111
She said Gura doesn't deserve it and just got lucky. I can't believe chimken said that.

Stenchou.

>>1164119
Because your boss told you to; because your client runs Server 2000; because the jurassic software they insist on using doesnt run on anything past 2003; because some esoteric portion of an airport infrastructure is fueled by cobol and voodoo and if you dont connect these three printers in this exact order to this windows 2000 server the whole thing goes tits up and stops working.
If you ever work in bottom of the barrel tech support you'll see how many mission critical hardware runs unpatched XP and Server 2003.

>>1166111
Something about how throwing her in the ocean is okay because she’s a shark and needs it.

Remember when Kiara was slapping the viewers for blank SCs? Good times.

>>1166373
And here I am still using AS400 for alot of important administration...

>>1166460
https://streamable.com/7hqp5t

Enable SCs Kiara onegai! I need kisses!

>>1166493
The 80s or the 2000s one? Either way just dont do that.
Just put up a better server.

>>1166556

I hope some KFP employee eventually settles down with Kiara and her babies

>>1166983
Yeah, me.

>>1167003
Ganbatte

For some reason I've been thinking about that Soutpark episode with the catsniffing. That would explain so much right now.

>>1166983
Nah she's probably infertile due to the decade long daily injection of birthcontrol.

>>1167150
Would stop me from trying every single goddamn night!

>>1167150
Adoption

finally
she stops speaking english, what a disgusting language.

>>1167150
>>1167203
Wouldn’t*. Goddamit

>>1166983
She's my plan B in case I fail with Mori. I was considering Marine for the role, but I do want to have kids, and the other candidate (Coco) is already married.

>>1167203
Very nice chikin tummy

>>1166983
>fan marrying celebrity
I don't think I've ever a relationship like that didn't end in a complete disaster

>>1167203
E- easy on the chocolate, Kiara...

I can finally relax on my "day off" and I find she's streaming. At least I can get the "I need to be in live chat" out of my system until the end of the stream.

This is why I love Kiara. When she's in a good mood, she's just such a blast to listen to. I can't wipe the grin off my face.

>>1167342
there will be a collab with ame on ame channel in 2 hours as well.

>>1167203
C H U N K Y
H
U
N
K
Y

>>1167237
>in case I fail with Mori
What's your height?

new thread when?

>>1167393
I'm looking forward to it, and that's what I was expecting to happen today. This superchat reading caught me off guard though. I just saw the red ((o)) next to her name on my subscriptions.
Something to look forward to.

>>1167588
Eh, it's over anyway. She is just eating now with noises