/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1130118
I only shitpost here and never watch any streams or VODs

>>1130152
We understand and accept you brother.

>>1130152
I respect you, anon.

Personally, outside of like 3 Vtubers, they're all literal whos to me.

Used to love Gura but her fanbase made me distant towards her and now I don't watch her anymore outside of karaoke streams. Yes, I know that I am a retarded contrarian. I just can't help the feeling.

i consider people who post in global as the same as redditors

>>1130118
I masturbated to dox pics multiple times and actively seeked some out

i watched indies first long before i even heard of hololive

I've spent $ on western vtubers but none on JP ones

>>1130321
And we understand more than you think.

>>1130347
I do too brother, I do too.

>>1130371
Even god has sinned brother. Do not fret.

>>1130388
Thats just fucked dude.

>>1130118
I prefer watching jp vtubers and not understanding them because when I talk to women in real life and understand them it doesn't make me happy

My oshi reminded me of my ex in a few ways and when I realized this and why I liked her so much that kind of blew my mind

I subscribe to every holo and a few nijis I like but I only hang out for like twenty minutes of their streams, comment one thing, and then leave every time. I get bored.

I started watching vtubers with Gura and switched to indies. I like Miko though.

I know in the back of my mind this is all bullshit and none of this fucking matters but discovering Vtubers and Hololive has really helped me enjoy each day. I feel guilty for enjoying myself but I can't help it.

>>1130118
I dislike Ina.
She isn't fun to watch, and watching her draw is boring.

I enjoy watching Flare, but dislike the pairing with Noel. I'm aware yuribait is effective, but I don't have time for that bs.

I stopped watching EN vtubers and moved to JP ones.
I haven't watched a Holo in a while, just Nijis.
It has done wonder for my JP reps.

Vtubers that somehow really piss people off on this board just makes me like 'em more

>>1130118
I think this place is worth saving despite always hiding 20+ threads

>>1130446
Hey man, whatever makes breathing less of a chore.

>>1130473
Flare/Miko in that recent gta stream was top comedy

>>1130446
If it made you happy, then it wasn't a waste.
>>1130473
Same shit for me with Mori.
>>1130487
Which ones, anon?

I only superchat on karaoke streams.

>>1130118
i keep grooming indie-tubers

I regularly seek out doxx just so I can know my oshi in every possible way.

I only like vtubers for the memes. I spend more time looking at memes and "discussions" where ppl throw shit at each other for liking or disliking certain vtubers than watching vtubers. It's not even close.

I watch Ame and literally no one else unless it's a collab she's a part of. I kind of feel bad because I recognize that the others put a lot of work in, but they just don't hold my attention for some reason. I used to watch a lot of other people but since around November it's been all Ame.

>>1130510
The ones that end with a question mark in their subject or OP comment

>>1130562
I think that just means she's your oshi; I'm the same, I used to watch a bunch but something about her clicked with me and now I only mostly watch her now
I like the others but I just like her the most

>>1130554
I'm the same way. I've seen less than 10 hours of video content actually made by vtubers, yet here I am spending multiple hours a day on this board/jp

I like pekora but don't know enough Japanese to understand half the things she says.

>>1130118
I make obnoxious posts on /int/, /his/, /lit/ while attaching images of holos to them.

by the time a fad goes mainstream like HololiveEN, it's too late to break into it. either you were on your way at the same time, or you prepare for the next big thing.

I agree with all the hate Nyanners gets, but I still follow her because she's funny to me.

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and i'm the one making all the kiara threads, both positive and negative

>>1130865
This anon is me, he is lying

I've basically ditched the holoEN "trio" and went with Chicken and Reaper but even then I barely watch them.
I missed all their 1mil sub streams and feel nothing.
I hate watsons fanbase more than any other.

>>1130118
I am dependent on clippers and translators

>>1130118
Before vtubers I used to think women weren't funny.
It turns out I was just looking at the wrong women

>>1130882
#1130865 here, don't trust my above post. I really am telling the truth.

Cant bring myself to superchat even though i waste money on things that hurt me

>>1130152
Die

I think its a waste of energy to actively be an anti (Looking at you, chicken antis) If I don't like someone, I just try my best to block their presence and move on. Its counter intuitive for someone you dont like to live in your head rent free, making you upset for no good reason.

>>1130473
It's not bait that's why

>>1130118
i only watch clips and i believe that marine is horny

>>1130562
same with gura bro honestly i dont have enough time for more then one ill still watch clips of others too keep up and listen to other fags here gush about their oshi but that's about it

>>1130403
Holy shit that was based

>>1130473
>He thinks is a bait

>>1130118
I cannot bring myself to watch Amelia. Both her and her fans are annoying as fuck

>>1131195
Antis are just the embodiment of this line
Life's too short for this, I'd rather focus my energy to support the stuff I like than shit on the stuff I don't

>>1130118
Pic related. Not just this board but practically every board I visit. I feel like the only thing I ever see is pointless shitflinging in every direction. But there's nowhere else to go.

>>1130118
I stopped watching Gura because of the rrat that she is a lesbian/bi, and i dont feel comfortable having a bi/lesbian oshi. Afterwards i realized i cant find a straight oshi because the whole vtubing industry is based on yuritbait, which has lead me to stop wacthing vtubers, i catch some small parts of streams here and there but its not like before.

I unironically enjoy vtubers from all agencies and discussing them and not actually hate anyone here.

I hear vtuber voices as if they're sitting right behind me sometimes and I have conversations with them for a while before realizing there's nobody there. When I don't, I look for rrat threads and seethe over all the kiara threads even after I hide them.

>>1131488
bro..... wtf

>>1131499
You're a mad man

>>1130403
If only there were real life clippers.

>>1131517
Hey you guys said confession, no judging. This is vanilla by the standards of this board anyway.

I sometimes wonder if I'm genuinely in love with Ame

>>1131488
what

>>1131508
don't take meds

>>1131488
it's not real don't listen to the rrats

>>1131488
Just dick her straight, anon. It's easy.

>>1130118
I only watch Marines and Inas streams. I only watch clips of anyone else and I actively dislike Kiara clips.

>>1130118
I hate EoPs in japanese vtuber chat and think hololive EN was a mistake

>>1130388
You are only forgiven it it was for tsunderia.

>>1130118
I didn't know hololive was a thing until 2019 despite being subscribed to Sora since 2017.

I think why would I superchat when it's free? I probably wouldn't pay money if it wasn't free. Just seems like a waste of money. You really get nothing from it. I like the chuubas but I can really only support them morally.

>>1131653
In one members only movie watching stream, she started talking about how hot it would be to be dominated by the female characters. She probably isnt a lesbian but she isnt straight.

>>1131784
Was the same with Mio, didn't know she was part of some agency until Azur Lane's event.
>>1131808
You could buy merch at least, you get something for it.

>>1131808
>You really get nothing from it
It isn't about you, that's the point.

>>1131824
I hate to break it to you anon but every single women wants to be dominated by another at some point in their life.

I mostly browse /vt/ because despite being cancerous as hell it's still better than any of the other boards

I don't find lolis attractive at all and get kind of disgusted so many are into it

>>1130118
I actually like Kiaras streams and think the clips of her are pretty shit compared to watching her live...

>>1131877
That's true for all of EN, clippers are shit except Gura's RFA ones, those are a blessing

>>1131854
Why is it that everytime the subject of yuribait comes up we get so much cope.
>uh uh uh its fake anon, its fake, she she, she only fucked that girl as a joke, its ironic
Like damn, a vtuber could stream herself making out with another women while wearing a pride shirt and then ask her to marry her, and you fags would still think its just bait.

>>1131808
>You could buy merch at least, you get something for it.
That's a proper exchange of value so I wouldn't have any problem with that.
>>1131850
Still feels like a waste of money though. The only value is knowing you supported someone I guess.

>>1131926
Not saying it never happens but it's clear that they tease it a lot in hololive, do you think every holo is actually gay/bi? Do you think takamori was a natural thing that wasn't planned out ahead of time?

>>1131873
Same

>>1131979
>do you think every holo is actually gay/bi?
Yes. I cant remember the last vtuber who wasnt out there yuribaiting
>Do you think takamori was a natural thing that wasn't planned out ahead of time?
Yes.

>>1131979
Are they actually? Who's to say
Do they play it up? I think so
Trying to delve any further than that just seems like a waste of time

I hate Coco but it has nothing to do with the Taiwan thing.

/u/fags are schizos but that's always been the case.

>>1131850
I rather take 100 dollars and fuck an escort

Noel isn't even my favorite but she's so fucking sexy
I think it's because of her giant boobas

>>1132038
I agree. And I hate that anyone that hates Coco is supposedly a “chink.”

>>1131926
This actually makes me laugh. I never said it was fake. I said they actively want another girl to dominate them. I believe 100% almost all of them are at least Bi to some extent.

>>1132046
All Hologirls are bi, so being a /u/fag is almost required to watch

>>1131808
Same here anon. I rationalize it by telling myself that Google and whatever company they're a part of takes well over half of it anyway so I'm not into paying those salaries. My favorites don't have merch either.

>>1132141
Even Pekora?

>>1130118
I don't like watching streams live, only the archives.

I spend more time fapping to Noel's roommate's streams than I do watching Noel, and I'm a bit ashamed of that.

>>1130118
I legit think Artemis admitting being trans and embracing the culture would be good for the vtuber community, all the trannies would go watch him instead of hololive

>>1132196
Wouldn't surprise me if she is just shy about it.

oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i broke her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods
Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

>>1132312

Half of the stream is lost to me due to my terrible Japanese, but I love Flare's streams so much.
It's just so comfy.

>>1130118
I get turned on when my oshi takes a bathroom break

>>1130118
I've literally never watched a full stream, I mean what the fuck can a guy living in the GMT do when he works a full time job and needs to spend his off-work time doing productive shit too? Not to mention I don't even understand nip yet

>>1132270
>him

Noel and her roommate have started me down an asmr addiction that I am powerless to stop

I don't actually hate Kiara, I really don't care about her and her streams, it's just fun to shitpost to get a reaction from her retarded fanbase

>>1132711
Do you like it more when they're honest about what they're doing, or when they lie and make an excuse about why they're taking a break like its some shameful secret?

>>1131764
It was for Kana, so kinda

>>1132312
A new one for the collection

>>1130118
Sora is my Oshi. I have noticed that I spend a considerably less amount time watching other HoloLivePro members than I used too. I fear that a major contributing factor to me liking Sora is because she was the first one...

>>1130118
I know the Homostars deserve more love and shit, but I can only bear to support a few of them.
Aruran, Shien, Oga and Roberu are the only ones I actively search for their content.

I don't know if I'm really in love with Ame because I liked goslingposting that much that I think I got brainwashed by it.

>>1130501
Beetles are good doctors

I only watch clips of JPs unless there's a massively anticipated event like the PekoKiara collab, which I watch live.

I sometimes watch VODs of ENs/IDs

The only Vtubers I check out outside of Hololive are Inuyama Tamaki and Shigure Ui, both of whom I discovered because of Hololive.

I've started watching indie streams instead of hololive because they talk to me.

I'm subscribed to 50+ vtubers across twitch and youtube, yet none of them is my oshi. I have some I watch more than others, but never have I felt that supposedly magical connection. For that reason, I'm very excited for HoloEN2, but I'll probably be rather disappointed if none of them are more/equally to my liking than EN1 is.

I'm one of the /u/ schizos. When they stop doing yuri stuff, that's when I stop caring. That's why I check out whenever they do GFE, but that shit is cringe even outside of being a /u/ fag

I barely even watch streams any more. I just hang out here mostly.

>>1130118
I lost a month of income because I can't stop watching clips and streams, Momotetsu collabs included, but everyday I say I am no sinner.

>>1131873
same

I have the biggest yellow fever ever, I don't find any western/spic youtuber entertaining and I started studying japanese 2 years ago just because I wanted to understand Shiina, Sasaki and Korone
I never liked anime and I think that people who watch anime are literally kids
I always hated China and jumped on the Coco bandwagon just to be able to shit on the bugs

I use vtubers as background noise and I don't actually pay attention to their streams.

>>1133410
Also I never ever watched an indie and probably never will, I only watch Niji and Holo

I find the Annoying Orange threads funny.

/vt/ made me hate Kiara

>>1133464
Sadly me too, the numberfagging shes done has gotten to me

>>1131488
So you are homophobic?

I've jerked off multiple times to Kiara's roommate

>>1132038
same

>>1133338
Did you lose it from donating to vtubers? Or missed opportunity?

>>1133504
she isn't even that good looking, but maybe that's just me

>>1131488
Honestly... same
I really liked Calli at first but after she started faking the relationship with Kiara I stopped watching her

>>1130118
I find myself verbally quoting some of the holos
>konpeko konpeko konpeko
>ogey rrat
>yubi yubi
>haachama-chama!

>>1132038
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>>1133600
t. Zhangs

>>1133680
thanks for proving the point anon

>>1132910

I've said this before, but
I used to think Akasupas were baby superchats, since Aka-chan is Japanese for baby

>>1133697
Okay but do you know what the aka in akachan means

>>1133697
big草

I hide or filter any thread not Holo or Niji related, for me this is the HoloNiji board

>>1130118
I legitimately can’t stand Kiara. There’s never been a collab between her and my oshi where I came away from it thinking, “Yeah, this was worth putting up with the bird for.”

I used to feel weird lusting for Vtubers because they were real people behind the avatars, but then I realized that my parents used to have crushes on famous singers like Daryl Hall or Tevin Campbell, that's pic related for me

>>1133659
You’ll be happy to know that Calli is one of the few that’s unambiguously straight.

>>1133820
Who is your oshi? Nenechi?

>>1130118
I'm 100% cool with babinikus but I can't stand troons. It feels much more dishonest.

>>1133651
She looks ok but i just like her fat ass

>>1133859
Mori.

>>1133850
Today is a great day

I've watched all of Nagzz's hololive reviews except the latest one because he switched to an EN(Kiara).

>>1133874
>her fat ass
anon, are you sure you were looking at the right roommate?
her ass looks like an undercooked muffin

>>1133693
Sorry, I couldn't help myself kek

>>1133896
Ouch... bad luck of you don't like Kiara, to be fair I don't like Mori too much but I liked her collab with my oshi (Korone)

>>1133935
I just skip their collabs now and hope that, with her out of the country, collabs will become just as spare as Mori’s collabs with everyone else in EN.

>>1133442
You're missing out on some soulful stuff, man.

I don't like Pekora as much as I liked her before she made that crying tantrum during the PriCone stream, I stopped sending her any supas and I'm thinking about not renewing my membership

>>1134039
Let's just say that I don't like when the chat is a big part of the stream

>>1133873
It might be the western arrogance. Babinikus don’t whine to society to bend to their needs?

I actually have never watched my oshi's stream, just her clips. This is mostly because i don't understand japanese.

>>1130371
Which ones?

>>1130118
I unironically want Kiara to graduate

>>1133464
Based. Same.
>>1133820
I unironically hope she graduates.

I primarily just watch clips since I'm too old and busy to learn a new language. I also don't watch too many or really have much of an attachment to any particular chuba. I just like watching cute anime avatars react to games I like.
If I had to choose a favorite it'd probably be Korone since she appears to genuinely enjoy a lot of the old boomercore games I loved growing up. Getting the sound designer of Actraiser to make her a custom song is extremely based.
That or Sheep since she seems like a very kind soul, and her lullaby helps me put my kid to sleep

>>1134320
Anon I was 31 when I started to learn japanese

>>1130118
Kiara is my favorite EN by a wide margin. It just seems like she's a lot more like a JP streamer than the others.

i love watame's roommate, and she is not even my oshi

>>1130118
I really believed it
No matter how hard I try the they're just a streamer pill won't go down

>>1134533
The chink insect didn’t even believe it in her last moments. Feel no shame, anon.

>>1134369
I'll be 33 next month and work 55hr weeks in the culinary industry. Or what's left of it.
I already speak English and (mostly) Spanish and I simply don't to care to work on another. I much prefer to make and paint 3D prints as a hobby, pic related.
But I'm happy you're learning for your oishi, I assume. Ganbare fellow oldfag.

>>1130118
I feed AO posters because they're an amusing kind of cancer.

>>1134570
Nice helmet sunbro.

I have a parasocial relationship with this board

>>1131508
How can i archieve this power?

>>1134736
I love you anon....

>>1130118
Judas and Coco are both my favorite vtuber...

>>1134736
I'm sorry anon, but I'm not real

>>1134591
Some of them are actually funny and some are just mad a vtuber board exists. If you're angry because someone is posting a talking orange you have autism.

>>1134736
Me too anon, me too

I tried learning japanese for a week. Now I can understand like every fifth sentence if I'm lucky. It feels comfortable enough and I don't intend to learn more. Fuck this language and fuck my oshi. vtubers are for ratposting on /vt/.

>>1134736
This site, really

All I want is a cute male vtuber with shounen/shota avatar and cute, young voice
no trannies, no grills, no traps, no fujobait

>>1135404
Gay

>>1130118
I hope Cover starts a Holostars EN branch in which every member looks and acts like an over-the-top pro wrestler complete with feuds, promos, and a manager who talks like Mean Gene.

>>1134736
Give me 100$ and i'll send you a personal ASMR session cleaning my Kimber

Artemis is my oshi even though everyone tries to tell me it's wrong.

>>1135606
I respect it, I'd suck her big fat cock

I fucking hate idolfags. I feel too many anons take this stuff too seriously but maybe it's because I don't get what falling in love with a streamer is like.

>>1133461
That's because you're underage, go back to /co/ with the rest of them, election tourist.
>>1134903
You mean angry because election tourists are spamming an off-topic live action children's webseries with hideous visuals out of spite for VTubers while you're trying to gaslight anyone opposing it into believing they're in the wrong?

>>1135727
meds.

I am totally fine with trans vtubers but i hope it doesn't catch on because it will poison the well and i'm afraid it will make cancelling vtubers a thing.

Call me crazy, but it think entertainers should have more leeway for the sake of comedy/entertainment

>>1135706
I'm sure there's plenty of real ones, but I wouldn't be surprised if the majority were just baiting. or perhaps, the loud minority

>>1134570
Kek anon I also speak spanish and english is my secondary language, but god 55 hours are a lot of hours.
Well anon if you want to learn 3D modelling it's an amazing hobby too, good luck with it.

>>1135706
True idolfags are the a very small minority and if you see any on here they're larping.

The first time I heard Fubuki I masturbated to her voice.

>>1135926
Matsuri? Your English is getting better.

>>1135821
No argument in return, just low IQ twitterspeak like "meds". You are a net-detriment to the quality of every website you post on.

>>1135946
The internet.
Srs fucking business.

I jerked off too Noels roommate, she has done way too much and has too much of a nice body

>>1135946
>expecting solid arguments in /vt/
I think you're getting the IQs here mixed up.

>>1130403
honestly, a good solid post.

>>1135727
They're allowed one thread. Who cares?

>>1136639
Posting off-topic threads here shouldn't be allowed regardless of how many there are, especially when they exist only to troll.

>>1136726
So fucking what? Shift+click and move on.

>>1130118
I only watch Gura sometimes. Rarely.
I like the cute avatars but I have no patience nor autism to actually give them any time.

>>1136011
Me too anon, I cant stop. Nothing else gets me off anymore quite like her

>>1133919
Same. Dude has funny streams.

>>1136806
Hiding isn't equivocal to deletion, it's still taking up catalog space better suited for on-topic threads that aren't breeding grounds for underage election tourists who despise the subject the board is centred around.

The only reason I post here is to discuss roommates and rrats without being shunned power tripping discord mods. I'm left leaning and hate most of you

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>>1133917
Dont listen to him, cali gave kiara a love bracelet and posted it on twitter.

>>1136991
Take your meds.

>>1130118
I went from having kinda not liking Kiara to being a regular viewer of hers simply because she makes this board seethe so much. I hope that damn chicken is the last person to graduate.

>>1137035
>love bracelet
There it is again, a /u/schizo perverting friendships because they can’t understand anything without first putting it into the context of sex. You’re an American too, aren’t you?

>>1136915
are we allowed to talk about her or is the porn a nono. she has asmr streams still it seems. Its really wasnt hard to find.

>>1133629
Donations and skipping work. Don't be like me, anon.

>>1134570
55!? Brother...

>>1135404
Go follow @Pascel_ .

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>>1137028
vt is cancer because of these types of people

>>1132038
her voice is so fucking stupid sounding

I truly believe I'm going to make it with my oshi. I know it's insane, but this is the only way I found out of the disaster my life has turned into. I know everything is against me, from my own conditioning, to those around me, to the posters on this site and others, to time and space themselves -- but this is the only way I can live.

On some nights I snap out of it and catch myself naked in the moment. I realize the insanity that is to fantasize all day long and sometimes talk to myself for hours as if anyone was there. Things are never going to be what I hope them to be, I'm old enough to know that. But I can't keep letting my fears get the best of me any longer. If it means going past the person I used to be, I'll face all the ugliness that's become part of me. I don't want to die, and I don't want to be hated, but if risking that is the only way to live, I have no choice. And if I have no choice, I want to embrace the path I'm threading with my heart.

Win, and you live. Lose, and you die. Don't fight, and you can't win.

So fight.

I got into hololive after the sudden end of what I considered a close friendship and I think that I view vtubers as an outright replacement for real people. I avoid interacting with anyone as much as I can in real life ever since I started watching and I really don't feel like I need friends anymore, just my oshi and a couple others.
Also sometimes when they say something, I respond out loud as if they can hear me. I know how autistic that is.

>>1137621
Based. No matter what anyone tells you, never take your meds. Live free and be happy.

>>1137562
This is a confession thread, not a Korone bashing listener-san thread.

Everything I'm doing is for her. It's like a schizo level of work ethic. I've been hitting the gym for months, learning Japanese, improving myself for my oshi. That's it. Everytime I imagine if she was real, I wouldn't be worthy. Not sure if I should be concerned or just embrace it.

>>1137648
>I respond out loud as if they can hear me
I've done the same thing. Whenever I'm listening to a podcast and everyone shares their opinion on a topic, I pause the video and talk out loud as if I'm part of the conversation.

>>1137648
>>1137834
society is at fault for creating people like these
if real life didn't SUCK people wouldn't cling to the online so much

I want to see someone kidnapped Amelia and then live stream it as they take a scalpel and proceed to cut her vagina up and then grill it and put it in a nice fried rice and eat it on stream

>>1137621
You peaked here. Don't you dare stop now

>>1130118
Because coof and because I'm toxic retard my friends don't talk to me anymore. It has been a year sińce I went to grab a beer with someone. It is literally impossible for me to create new friendships because I'm paranoid and can't make myself to take intrest in like coworkers so I will probably die alone.
Hololive makes me forget that I'm lost trash and makes me slowly realize that not every person out there is just faking being considerate. Even if the girls are only actresses

>>1137834
If I hear something funny in a podcast or a stream I've been watching/listening to I'll chuckle and repeat that shit back to myself occasionally but I never have conversations with my fucking TV or phone.

>>1130538
based

>>1130118
I'm not interested in the idol stuff nor the whole GFE/shipping that the talents do and do my best to avoid the ones that lean the most into that and ignore that kind of moments as much as I can,

I cut contact with any friends I had years ago and now one of them is talking with me again. I always hid my hobbies from them because they were all very normal people. I've been making excuses to keep them from coming to my place, but someday they're going to and when they do they'll want to use my computer. It's overflowing with vtuber, anime, etc. pictures and more. I also have several anime figures. I'm very worried how they'll react when they see how I live. Am I right to feel this way? What's the worst that can happen?

>>1138741
what are you, 12?

>>1137375
Got mouths to feed bruddah. Man does what he has to do. Besides, no one becomes a chef because they hate work. I need something to channel my psychopathy into or I'd have offed myself yards ago. Don't feel for me. I'm pretty happy overall these days. Take care of yourselves dayo.

I started watching Miko less and less after she changed her model because I don't find her as funny anymore.

>>1137621
I hope you make it brother, unless you're oishi is also mine, in which case we shall fight to the death.

I've never said a single bad word about a Holo. I've never anti-posted ever.
My oshi is Kiara
Seeing so many people hate her genuinely hurts me.

I masturbate to my oshi just talking during her zetsudans

>>1130118
I used to be a low view vtuber (15 to 60 viewers, wildy varied) with high peaks in viewership from raids and memes, but I had to stop because I got bedridden.

>>1138946
You're a kind soul. Keep it that way or stay away from /vt/

>>1138946
you are weak and 4chan is not for you

>>1138995
>bedridden
Can't you stream from your bed, anon? You know, like apparently that girl Iron Mouse does

>>1137069
You are brain dead.

>>1139014
But anon,
I've been here since 2004.

I been grooming small indie vtuber for about a year

>>1139061
if that was the case you would be unfazed by anything written here

>>1139034
I can't properly speak anymore nor do most of the stuff I did before as my lungs are severely fucked and so are my kidneys. I only do my work stuff but I will most likely be fired this quarter.

I don't plan on riding on anybody's pity, I had a proper graduation and I was happy while I could.
I just hope everyone is happy with their oshi in the end.
May the road rise up to meet you

>>1139106
I've gotten old and soft. that's probably it.

>>1139061
and I have been here since 1999, what's your point?

>>1138869
I know what you mean. There was something inherently funny in how her model constantly made her head tilt backwards and look down on you.

>>1136011
I used to follow her old youtube channel, specifically when she reviewed pokemon postcards or toys because her boobs where always on frame.

>>1138946
You are strong so 4chan is not for you.

I get jealous sometimes of the holo girls(or most vtubers in a group) because many of them have such a nice rapport with their genmates, it must be a good feeling to have friends to rely on.

Having a receptive audience to laugh and chat with it must feel nice to.

>>1139169
My respects and my strength goes to you, anon.
I hope the sun keeps on shinning for you despite the, rather unfortunate, circumstances.

>>1138857
The first time I'll unironically say this: based.

I hesitate on subscribing to anymore Vtubers since I'm not sure how to keep up with them. Even more so when some stream simultaneously and I want to support all of them.

>>1139459
once your oshi finds you all will become clear

>>1130118
I don't care much for Marine, her fanbase is obnoxious and Ahoy! isn't good past the first 40 seconds.

>>1130118
Anya is my ex, don't have any grudge to her. but I can't watch her content in any pleasant way

>>1130118
I look forward to HolofightZ streams more than any stream from the hologirls. Including big events like 3Ds and milestones/birthdays.
If HolofightZ streamed at the same time as my oshi, I would unironically choose to whatch the wrasslin

>>1138946
Kiara doesn't deserve even 1/8 of the hate that she gets.

>>1135926
based Matsuri

>>1139873
True. Same with Artemis.

>>1139873
Yes she does

>>1139901
Trans deserve every ounce of the hate they get and even more so.

There are 60 km of nervous system in the human body. If the word 'revulsion' inscribed on every nano angstrom of nervous system it would not equal one 1 trillionth of the amount of disgust I hold for the mentally ill transgender freaks.

>>1130118
Suityan is not cute today

>>1139992
transphobia is mental illness anon and you have it. they live in your head rent free

>>1140041
lier

>>1140053
He's transphobic because he is struggling with gender dysphoria himself. He will be much happier when he accepts that he should have been born a woman.

>>1140053
A phobia is an irrational fear. I am agoraphobic. I hold no irrational fear towards transgenders.

i'm not really a neet i just pretend to be one and i only watch clips

>>1139469
This. Holy fuck.

>>1140085
normal people really don't give a shit what oneself does with their bodies

>>1138741
Just accept it? They'll judge you for like 10 seconds and move on whilenoccasionally teasing you a bit. No one's going to humilliate you or cut contact with you if you like weeaboo stuff. Who cares lel.

>>1140053
Transphobia is actually perfectly healthy specifically because they don't keep to themselves. It's one thing to allow them to continue being self destructive but the notion of normalizing their false logic is dangerous to all of humanity. If you are not vigilant in bullying their paper thin views on biology and psychology then their acceptance will continue to spread until it affects a soon to be corpse you may actually care about.

I have irrational hate for western vtubers

>>1138741
Why would somebody else want to use your computer?

>>1139469
I do have one. Oozora Subaru takes priority above anything else, but that doesn't mean I don't want the best for as many people as possible.

>>1140179
sorry anon, but we as a society and scientific community already accepted them. you can continue to fight the pointless war though

>>1132312
AWAY!

>>1138741
Yeah, unless you're doing couch-coop on an emulator or you don't have a TV to stream media on I think this anon >>1140201 is right.
Even if they do use your computer why are they looking through all of your files?

i think that Hoshikawa making fun of Matsuri is hilarious banter

>>1138741
It's not 2001 anymore anon, you're worried over a nothingburger. If by chance they actually seethe over your waifu collection, then just get new friends

>>1140140
And if it just went that far I wouldn't care. But you and I and anyone who's ever been around one of those degenerate freaks knows it doesn't just extend to themselves.

>>1130403
Amen, brother

>>1140363
This war isn't worth it anon, relax and remember that 41% of them will take care of it themselves

>>1138143
Wow, lamy is so hot

>>1131508
Based af

>>1140432
It's not a war, fag enabler, I'm just speaking my mind.

>>1132312
Respect

>>1135926
I can help you out Friend
https://files.catbox.moe/l9jhxf.mp3

>>1130118
Despite watching them infrequently compared to other vtubers, I only spend money on vtubers that align with my fetishes.

>>1130118
I don't usually wear clothes while streaming.
My room gets pretty warm with the computer and stuff running. At first I just dressed really lightly, sometimes just a long tshirt that I sleep in sometimes, because actually being naked while talking to people felt weird even if they can't actually see me. But last summer my AC was busted, and the desire to not feel like I'm dying overwhelmed any embarrassment, so I basically stripped down to my underwear and streamed like that. Everything escalated from that day, and I'm afraid that someday I'm going to do something regretful.

>>1137621

>>1140688
where is it from?

I don't like Marine's 2D or 3D model and its her head, something about her head is just unnatural and uncanny.

>>1140688
what the...

>>1130152
Kill yourself you fakefag

>>1130152
>>1141337
>avoid all clips and streams
>only look at VTuber fan art
>imagine what their personalities are like and what hi-jinks they get into it
>post about it on /vt/ as if it was real

i jerked off with haachama's kfc asmr in the background

>>1132312
Earth shatteringly based

>>1141263
I understand. In my opinion sometimes she looks like a bobble head and her model makes her tummy look fat

>>1138143
i get it. vtubers will be there waiting anon no matter how good or bad it was outside today

>>1141428
holy shit it's the perfect rrat writter

>>1130118
I've never fapped to any porn of any of the girls I've watched because it feels like when you fap to a good friend. It's just shameful and awkward and you know it's wrong deep down.

>>1140957
>>1141280
Not anon, but probably from Choco and Fubuki's ASMR. Got taken down, but you can still find the reupload on youtube

>>1130118
I only watch them to play video games from my childhood blind. Investing into them sentimentally is retarded and I look down on those who superchat or join memberships.

Because:
1. they will continue to stream whether or not you sc. your sc, even if it is red, is a drop in the bucket. you want someone who will suck your dick on stream because you donated a fat amount? try a small indie vtuber.
2. the chinese archive which also hosts deleted and member only videos exists.
3. when I spend money, I prefer a tangible good in return. I still support them via buying merch.

I always say miko is my favorite because she is based but I haven't actually watched her in a long time. that might change with her uncharted playthrough though.

I like nijisanjis.

>>1142344
ARIGATHANKS BLESS THIS DEGENERATE NURSE

>>1142344
B-but what is happening in it

>>1142344
I swear Choco is a blessing.
A while back I remember listening to her ASMR with Matsuri and that shit had me diamonds

>>1130118
I would smash the clown until neither of us could walk anymore. Yes, her roommate too

>>1142344
Maybe not quite... I’ll explain a little later but I don’t have time to elaborate fully right now

>>1142640
Huh, interesting. I'll be waiting for it

>>1130118
I hate Polka but I also want to violently fuck her

I'd stop watching any other vtuber if I found a cute one that enjoyed Kamen Rider as autistically as myself.

>>1143022
Hana Macchia
(i think)

i dont watch vtubers anymore, not even clips. I just watch the VODs of gura's karaoke. I'm addicted to this board for some strnge reason

>>1143116
I know she likes rider but it's not to the autistic degree I mean.

>>1131508
your CEO is very proud of your dedication, anon. keep up the good work

>>1132312
fantastic work as always, schizochama

>>1137564
I'm actually kinda into the muppet voice at this point. It's not hot or anything but it's 'her' to me.

>>1142759
It's not really anything special I was just caught up with something at the moment
I remember a few months ago someone posted that audio clip in the jp's /hlg/ (before the new board but during the JP and EN split. I think shortly after the china arc). I didn't get the full context but I lurked a little.
Someone said the clip is from an NTR eroge that Fubuki voiced prior(?) to hololive. It seemed like it had been old knowledge but there were plenty of people who didn't know about it at the time. I stopped browsing /hlg/ for a few months shortly after that so that's all I know

>>1130118
i love anya

>>1130406
i saw that superchat, pirate-san...

>>1144556
My worst mistake was not stopping my friend from doing that dumb ass fuck stunt desu

I masturbate and fantasize to rrats. The crazier the rrat the better.

I was left mostly alone in friendships and love, and the coof made it worse entering the year, that way I discovered vtubers, and made a couple of videos about it, made me know more people and develop my video editing skills, though as time went on and started lurking this board since last year, all I got was to immerse myself into this cesspool (when it jas /jp/ at the time) and just make me more autistic than ever before, just like a virtual addictive drug that I want to escape from

Also Kamiko Kana is cute

>>1134747
>>1131621

>>1143188
Thank you, Nene

>>1141717
>her model makes her tummy look fat
Thank you, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that

I don't hate any of the Holos

>>1148838
And I want them all to be happy

>>1131166
Your as worse as the person you hate

>>1134736
I have a parasocial relationship with this post

>>1131508
the good schizo

>>1149035
ESLchama...

Where do I start?
>narrativeposted about FestivaLuna for months
>falsflagged as 35P so hard made the entire thread turn against them
>shill member streams
>regularly shitpost for (you)s
>/v/ posted
>replied to schizos
>sometimes posted roommates

>>1132312
Inside the mind of a haaton.

>>1140053
I think pretending that cutting someomes dick off, flipping it inside out and injecting that person with hormones is fucked up. Not only do people who support this lie to these people, they encourage them to get mutilated for life. the amount of work these victims have to put in to keep up the facade for themselves is even astounding, think about all the hair on a mans body that constantly needs to be removed or balding or having to hide the adams apple and dont forget about dilating the pseudo vagina that is a wound growing shut without dilation. all grim reminders of their true natures. i honestly think that the enabler of transgender mumbo jumbo is a much bigger problem than the poor cunt that has gender dysphoria and needs help.