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11017842 No.11017842 [Reply] [Original]

How do I watch her without getting a boner?

>> No.11017868

>>11017842
Just cut it off

>> No.11017872

>>11017842
Do you enjoy NTR?

>> No.11017903

>>11017872
If he did, he'd be watching Mumei

>> No.11017959

>>11017842
close your eyes

>> No.11018043

>>11017868
If only. The number of times boners embarrassed me in school is untold.

>> No.11018111
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11018111

>>11017842
Find her lewds and relieve yourself first, simple as.

>> No.11018196

>>11017842
Stop beeing a virgin

>> No.11018391

>>11017842
Tell me when you find out
Rrat is SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX

>> No.11018419

>>11017842
You don't

>> No.11018959

>>11017842
You are lucky.
Hololive nerfed her, used to be blonde and with a shirt that was ngmi in containing a g cup

>> No.11018979

>>11017842
Remember that you will never be Roberu

>> No.11019028
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK BAE SO BAD. I WANNA SUCK ON HER LIPS LIKE CUP NOODLES
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER PHAT ASS. I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND FUCK EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK BAE SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANNA BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS INTO HER LITTLE RRAT WOMB, AND GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA BOOM BOOM FUCK FUCK HER RRAT BUTT. I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK BAE. I WANNA FUCK BAE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER RRAT PUSSY.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE BAE I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK BAE. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BAE
HELP ME. FUCK. BAE.
I'M SO HORNY FOR RRAT AAAAAAAASS. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING ROBERU AND FEELING HER PHAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR PELVIS. I WOULD BE STRINGING CUM. SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME
BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOM.
I WANNA FUCK BAE.
I WANNA FUCK BAE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>> No.11019033

>>11018959
This, her previous avatar was pure sex And her rrat voice only came out when she got excited

>> No.11020906

>>11018111
Is that a fucking

>> No.11021580

>>11017842
Jerk off on a piece of cheese, and then eat it.

>> No.11022282

>>11018111
B-but anon....

>> No.11022626

>>11019028
>immediately read this in his voice
kek

>> No.11022664

>>11017872
wrong one fag you're thinking of the owl and tree bitch

>> No.11022670

>>11018111
i-is that

>> No.11022702

>>11018111
B-bro...

>> No.11023618

>>11022664
I'm asking to give him a solution

>> No.11023685

>>11023618
I am not into that, what is your solution?

>> No.11023779
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>>11023685
Work your imagination

>> No.11023866

>>11018111
Doesn't work when you get hard again a couple minutes later. Having an average refractory period of 15 minutes is both a blessing and a curse.

>> No.11024596

>>11023866
>15 minutes
~10 minutes for me, I understand your pain

>> No.11024695

>>11023866
>>11024596
How many times can you guys cum per day?

>> No.11024844

>>11024695
More than 20 when I got my first onahole.

>> No.11025017

>>11024844
Woah.

>> No.11025147

>>11024596
Key word here is "average". Depending on my mood or energy, it can be shorter or longer, LMAO.
>>11024844
That doesn't sound biologically possible, but I'll believe it, kek.

>> No.11025208

>>11024695
I usually just edge for one or two, I've never tried seeing how many I could do in a day.
However, I do remember doing 5 times in a day while on a vacation with my ex.

>>11025147
Same here, that's what the "~" is for.

>> No.11025287

>>11024695
Depends. I don't fap that much (partly because I don't want to be a coomer, but mostly because I still live with my parents and brother, who are nosy as fuck + no lock on my room's door, so yeah), but when I do, I usually cum two or three times.

I'm pretty sure I could cum more, but I prefer to fap in moderation.

>> No.11025383

>>11025208
>spoiler
Damn, dude. reminds me of that one time where I spent an entire day doing nothing but fucking and watching Netflix with an ex who I'm still FWB with.

>> No.11025618

>>11025287
My dick starts to feel raw after the third or fourth nut, I could very well just be gripping it too tightly though.

>>11025208
>>11025383
Fucking hot. That one time we rented out an airbnb and did nothing but fuck, eat, and watch animu for two days is firmly implanted in my brain. My only regret is not fucking a hell of a lot more before breaking up.

>> No.11025667

>>11024844
>more than 20
the ultimate weapon...

>> No.11025912

>>11017842
You can't

>> No.11026012

>>11017842
you just need to actually watch her solo stream and listen to her speak nip

>> No.11026026

>>11017842
Unmute her

>> No.11026046
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Rrat...

>> No.11026408

>>11025618
F.

Oh well, you'll find someone else, I'm sure.

>> No.11027287

>>11017842
just think about how those sharp teeth will make a bloody mess of genital

>> No.11028634 [DELETED] 

>>11026408
Bernd...

>> No.11029026
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>>11027287
Anon, why ?

>> No.11030496

>>11025667
Like I said, I doubt that this is even biologically possible, but it's so awesome that I want to believe it is.

>> No.11030541

>>10942278
You can start by not making another useless split

>> No.11030817

>>11030541
>he thinks that this is a Baelz general thread

>> No.11030938

>>11027287
How is it that a rat has sharp teeth?

>> No.11033822

>>11030938
Chaos.

>> No.11039479

>>11017842
Impossible

>> No.11042646

>>11017842
Shes confirmed a CHINAMAN

>> No.11047689

that default •o• stare she does most of the time…

>> No.11047721

>>11023779
>>11026046

Tfw no boobgoblin gf

>> No.11049219
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>>11047721
Good thing she is not another pettan as was expected.

>> No.11049257

>>11017842
Stop being ashamed of your boner. He's your best friend.

>> No.11051789

>>11049219
>no sharp teeth

>> No.11051955

>>11017842
she's an aussie.

boom.

>> No.11053026

>>11023866
>>11024596
Sometimes I fap, come, and then just continue with maybe a 30 second break to clean up the mess. I can't do it on command, but it does happen regularly.

>>11030496
Another anon but I think my current record is around 13 or 14.
If I really tried to I think I could go past 20 without too much effort.
My average is around 4 or 5 a day.

>> No.11053679

>>11017842
Get laid a few times.

>> No.11053896

simple, quit being a faggot

>> No.11053958

>>11053896
>getting a boner from a woman makes you a faggot

>> No.11056339

>>11051955
My dick is even harder, wat do?

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