3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
Hololive Global
Still Still Stellar
I love Ina!
I miss Kiara...
Mori Burger
I love Gura!
>wanna chat with you guys while watching Gura>but also wanna catch up to my xp reps in osrs
I LOVE MUMEI
I have an insidious plan to use Mori's angsty karaoke as a BGM for Gura playing DMC4, and there's very little anyone can do to stop me.
KIARA LOVE
moomer stream right now... dango... hinamizawa syndrome... nice... neck itching... need to scratch... nevermind it's now christmas...
>No time people collab, just minecraftI have had ENOUGH of shitcraft.
I hope Gura replays DMCV with Vergi at some point. She's gotten a taste of the blood in the water, but she should be craving the full meal.
>>11026264It's comfy
>>11025190PANAMA
>>11026113
shes just pew pewing randoms songs now
There's only a small amount of dead hours left /hlgg/, you can get through it! Just do those reps that you've been doing so far and then come back in less than 25 minutes so we can all watch this little sharky get super crazy because she's beginning her journey into Devil May Cry 4! Will she see Nero in a different light since she played DMC5 first or will he never live down his dead weight role?Well it's not really dead hours for our resident Hoomans because they're having a potential nightmare worming it's way into their brains because Meimei's got a Member's only first time ASMR session going on. They don't have to worry though, the only symptoms of Meimei's demons residing in your head is just having the same thoughts as Meimei for an eternity. Nothing too big or dangerous. Plus they get to hear her cute humming and singing voice all to themselves. It's a win-win scenario.So friends, where we at?
>>11026171
Holy shit Mumei so cute
>>11026285Truly a mirror...
>>11026364No she's mean to dogs
https://streamable.com/z3kbzv
What songs do you want certain Hololives to play?I want Gura to sing Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows. Also I just want her to sing all those old songs from Nat King Cole and Sam Cooke and the like.
Mumei isn't streaming, wtf are the hoomans talking about??
Thoughts?
Cruel Moomer Theory
I miss Fauna...
Oktoberfest!
>>11026376I feel horny now
idol meeting asmr
Yeah, me
This stream is one of the best EN members streams. This is so beyond comfy. Moomers is so adorable.
>>11026406SHE HAS THE HITLER MUTSACHE GET HER
>>11026404uuuuuuuu!
Did I miss anything particularly important from Kiara's return stream
What the fuck is this
>>11026395>He stopped taking his HopiumNot only is she streaming she's also right next to me
>>11026392I want Gura to sing "The only exception" by Paramore, and I'm going to keep asking until I get it. I know it would fit her and that she would kill it.
>>11026205Someone stop this chumbeat!
>>11026380take your medication
>>11026380you have no idea how fucking soul-soothing this mumei stream is
>>11026380Right here, Ayamefriend! Marry me onegai...
>>11026398SEX
>>11026392>30 posts into a new thread>surveypostingWhat is you doing niggas?any BACK-ON song from Mori with either Gura or Kiara as a duet depending on what song it is.
>>11026392I want Ame to play my meat flute LMAO
>>11026303I so badly want to see her experience the Dante fights
>>11026445
HIC
>>11026380https://files.catbox.moe/i7w841.pngThis might be too cute for someone that everyone wants to rape.
Hoomans, status report?
>>11026138Look, it's very normally to flub speaking a language you don't speak when talking to native, especially when that native is in a revered position of hierarchy over you She even just straight up said she was very nervous, there's no need to make up a fanfic about her psych meds make her make goofy noises, when even she admitted was intimated by meeting JP "face to face" This ketamine story just kronies like coping cause their oshi embarrassed herself in the most mild and cute way possible
>>11026414fucked up the lower bikini, especially the crotch area.
Gura soon, fellow Chumbuds
>>11026404I miss IRyS...
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1446262548832030725She's right you know
>>11026380Right here Ayamefriend! Contemplating trying out Mumei's membership because she does have a pretty calming voice already
So Gooruh will be playing Dread tomorrow huh?
>>11026475what this guy said >>11026264but now it's evangelion and vocaloids too
>>11026495Maybe
https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1446228841949810692
>>11026474I don't want to rape her!
>>11026475Enjoying budget asmr>wowakascratch that, I'm crying
>>11026482This means Subaru is the Manbagi, meaning she is better than Aqua.
>>11026466"ROYAL GUARD!"*insert quick panic breaths*
>>11021774God I love Kiara
>>11025726>"Kronichiwa Subaru me senpai, I've overdosed on ketamine, and I'm going to die. UUUAGUAUAUAU"
>>11026404Itai yo...
>>11026205That's an excellent idea, though?
>>11026309this sounds like you read the DEA website about ketamine
>>11026446I might do one of these for a JP, but I'm not sure if I want to use an emo song.
>>11026509Maybe? Why just maybe?
Meimei a whore!
>>11026481I miss Reine...
>puzzle game? why not some Minecraft instead?>FPS? nah, have some Minecraft?>Super Metroid finale? can wait, gotta stack some blocks!someone end this brainrot
May my oshi guide my hands your oshi your hands on this day.
I'm in love with Kronii
>>11026495I'm pretty tired of tranny propaganda when they turned metroid into a girl.
Stop missing things.
>>11026511Not big on this guy's art but I admire is utter dedication to depicting Suisei cumming messily from anal sex.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Simple and Clean
Oh hell yeah, Simple and Clean
myth love!
>>11026554t. Kronii
>>11026475Soft voice karaoke and heartache
Guys I took a picture of this boy wearing a bra lol
>Simple and CleanCute...
>>11026534Do you have the Ame or Gura one?
>>11026554I love my drug-addicted depressionwife.
Did Gura give a reason in chat for the delay?
>>11026477I wouldn't call that level of autism "mild and cute", that was actually uncomfortable to watch
>"I want EN to play MC more! More guerrilla collabs! More MC kino!"
>>11026541but i love minecraft and there's a non-minecraft stream in 15 minutes. what are you hoping to accomplish by posting this in every thread?
>>11026576Myth love!
>>11026603She's watching Mumei
Hey fellas, I made some pancakes for the upcoming stream, want to share?
>>11026474god... i'm gonna fucking grip ayamefriend's ankles... and lick her fucking slut whore feet... and force my 3 inch cock... in her dirty shithole... and just... UGH... clean her asshole with my 2 inch penis while licking her feet... making her uncomfortable... i want ayamefriend to suck off a black... while i fuck her... mmm so good...
>>11026603she's having sex with me
Why do people think Kronii has this crippling depression?
>>11026561At least they made metroid prime into a hot babe as well.
>over 24 hours since gura last streamed
>>11026565I miss Ina'nis...
>>11026618IRyS looking kinda different
>>11026630...have you watched her?
>>11026512Don't worryI'll rape her
those sudden creepy background ambience from Mumei always gets me
>>11026630She talked about watching to kill herself
>>11026554i was already considering membering kronii, but that interaction with subaru absolutely sold me on her i was laughing so hard
>>11026591Can't wait! I don't even like sleep.
>>11026477She was making monkey noises. Besides Subaru asked her in english
>>11026587Impossible. Kronii hates herself and life.
>>11026576inner...
>Updated list of Minecraft dates/tours this week:Polka/FaunaPolka/KroniiPekora/Bae/SanaSora/InaWatame/KiaraAme/KroniiShion/GuraRushia/Mori/Ollie
>>11026627Yeah, me!
Just finished Kanata's VOD. I'm guessing we love her now?
>>11026477Subaru asked her something in pretty decent english and her reaction is to dry heave
>>11026618I know IRyS was self conscious about wanting to look cuter, but i think her design changed a little too much.
>guras cat has no name>mumeis dog is named animal>kiaras cat is named chonkers>faunas cat is named snail>watchama has the only pets with names that have any semblance of normalityhow does that work
>>11026618>>11026576Irys should've debuted with two other vsingers like HoloGamers did. It's sad that she's stuck in this limbo between Gen 1 and 2. When anniversaries happen she can't be included and can only do one by herself.
>Don't share membership contentOops.
>>11026533
Mumei abuses whippits and gave herself brain damage as a result
>>11026630Internet rotted her brain, and she's a lesbian
i NEED to make Mumei the mother of my children
>>11026613Okay, Ollie will log in more and join voice chat every time.
>>11026683>doesn't include Gura/The Dark Knight
>>11026613>implying this is a bad thing
>>11026688I've been gone all day. What did I miss?
>>11026630https://youtu.be/YvU0sJCmFlE?t=15621
>>11026650You'll have to rape me first!
>>11026700Don't fucking doxx me, bro
So... what are the chances of Gura expecting Vergil to appear in the game at some point?
>Mumei thread
>>11026688always did
>>11026380Did you stop playing pokemon unite, friend
>>11026688everyone already loves AmanekanatachI was more happy to see more people seeing how cute Sora english is
>>11026597Which one?
>>11026703nah whippits are harmless
>>11026630She talks about how she can't sleep at night and has recently stopped eating.She also mentioned that she used to be suicidally depressed.
>>11026716Fuck you're right, Polka has been up to way too much recently
>>11026696>guras cat has no nameGura calls her cat Chuubi. She's not the kind of autist who thinks pets NEED to have real names.
>>11026591Nice
>>11026737Yeah but then they added Sylveon so I'm going to start playing it again.
>>11026630She had it at one point and that level of depression isn't something that disappears even when properly treated. Her first members stream was a trip
Subaru's english is continuing to improve! I think she's the only JP girl who actually stuck with English lessons.
>>11026683>Rushia/Mori/Olliethis gonna be a tour and a half>here is my unfinished onsen>and here's my unfinished carnival>I'd show you my unfinished cabin but I forgot where it is>so I guess we'll visit my unfinished cave for a bit>I'm not sure what else is there, your boy doesn't play Minecraft that much
For some reason Sora's Minecraft background music makes me want to commit unspeakable acts towards her and I don't know why
>>11026593Why is that duck wearing a hat?
>>11026724>looks at chat>side-eyes the camera a la The OfficeGura's comedic timing with her rig is bar none.
>>11026720I'm guessing he's talking about her EN minecraft server visit
>>11026426She definitely had sex with her bff and then a threesome with the cute waitress
BOOM BOOM
Matsuri, Aqua, and Fubuki cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLKmbqkwfc
>>11026683>Rushia/Mori/OllieIf Rushia isn't still dying at that point
Mumei is blushing. Its so cute...
>>11026699I kinda miss having a cat or pets around in general.
>>11026688There's not a single reason to hate on Kanata
>>11026683isn't rushia currently dying from the vaccine?
>>11026618looks like they are all getting blown
>>11026739Exactly this one. Thanks anon
>>11026523
>>11026784jesas! what is that thumbnail?
>>11026630>be lesbian>wonder why have depression
>>11026797Vaccine reactions last a day or 2 at most, anon.
>>11026591Almost an EN unity...
>>11026795She's the original leech
>>11026764Imagine they log in and None of them recognize the flatland
>>11026764It's okay, Ollie knows more
Myth mention!
>short stream trying to keep it at an hour>takes 2 hours because of tangentsGod I missed Kiara. I could listen to her talk for ages
>>11026630kolean
>>11026724>Gura and Bae’s reactionsThe great part of Kronii is she generally thought this was a good idea to say.
>>11026816Do you take into account that she seemingly got an allergic reaction to the vaccine?
>>11026797>>11026816>>11026790Rushia seems to be feeling better judging by the image from earlier
>>11026688Always did
MUMEI DOXED HERSELFSHE IS 6 THOUSAND YEARS OLDULTRA HAGSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>11026836She will rule over us for eternity
>>11026630>hilariously negative,>thinks of herself as an NPC in her own life>terrible sleep schedule>plays escapist games 18 hours a day>impostor syndrome>can't muster an effort to act cute>talks about things dying often>is KoreanI can save her maybe
>>11026840How long do you think an allergic reaction lasts?
>>11026816>>11026840>>11026797>>11026790
>>11026800Here's the Ame one as well. I didn't grab the original Gura one, so I'm stilling missing it.
>>11026836CUTEST
>>11026630because 41%
>>11026836My Owlshi
are sharks fish? asking for a friend
So with the most recent info Kiara shared, I think I have enough info to hire someone to rough her up a little bit. Not enough to permanently injure her, but enough to get her to reconsider being a part of Hololive. Does any one want to contribute? It shouldn’t be too expensive, but I know some anons would want in on this.
>>11026404I jwu but she's already the first thing in my mind, uuuu~ fauna doko...
>>11026761>>11026741>>11026655Wait she just outright said she was suicidal? Jesas...
>>11026870ametony watsontano here
>>11026870this one?
>>11026836It feels like a farewell scene from a long journey
>>11026816Usually. If you're unlucky some side effects stif around for months.
>>11026724The clown lady didn't get shot, so I don't know where Kronii got that shit from.
>>11026870>stillingHow the fuck did I make a mistake like that?
>>11026878yes
>>11024466Huh, never noticed until now that avocado Gura looks like Dudul's art. I wonder if he was avocado anon.
>>11026827Isn't it great?
>>11026885Kill yourself falseflagging retard.
>>11026881Cute Larp
>>11026406I'm not really getting the wordplay with Shirogami instead of Shirogane.
>>11026836
>>11026885Me every minute of every day.
>>11026784Much better one for the Fubuki parthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7hSnmYC3g
Kronii is in love with me
I'M GONNA SAVE THIS GAY CLOCK WITH MY POWERFUL COCK
>Mumei does something retarded>chat spams "oh no">I type "lmao"Play dumb games, win dumb prizes.
>>11026836purple thoughts
>>11026724The worst part about this is that it's complete bullshit, she didn't get shot
>>11026891Yes! The collection should be mostly complete now, thanks.
>>11026881>>11026715>>11026673really?
>>11026836Loveable retarded daughter wife sister
>>11026885>>11026404>>11026523>>11026807Fuck off you piece of shit
i wonder why there's so little mumei porn
>>11026907I don't even think it's that, I think it's a bot. It's been posted in a couple splits and even /hlg/.
>>11026840She says she's streaming today. Doubt it's anything serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgfoatWvbwshaha imagine ame in bed
>>11026404I miss Kronii...
>>11026836none
>>11026905No that’s someone else. I forgot what his twitter handle was though.
>>11026729I'm pretty sure she has been told that he's not in that one.
>>11026938Sex on K is fucking wild, bro.
Not to time loop but why didn't Kronii just talk to Subaru in English? Subarus English is decent, it has to be a better option then trying to use broken mostly mispronounced Japanese to interact with her. Christ Subaru even BEGGED the EN/ID girls to, quote "SPEEK ENGLISH TOO MEEEE" in the Gartic Phone Collab. She very clearly wants to speak English with people.
>>11026908>>11026956stop replying to bait
>>11026956All uuuuuu~
>>11026938>gayHonestly, I think she might be too depressed and autistic to be sexual
These two will have sex later, please watch it
>>11026900>>11026950That makes it even worse because Kronii just thought "Hey what if I was edgy and told these happy girls their favorite actor got shot wouldn't that be funny?" you can tell because she started laughing at their reaction but stopped when she realized they took it serious.
>Kronii hasn't logged into minecraft since the Subaru streamAre we sure she's still alive?
Wow it's dead considering Gura is almost on
Where's meme review?
>>11026725I was already going to do that anon!Your anus is gonna be a gaping cum leaking hole when i'm done
>>11026820Isn't it too early for dogfuckers to be here
What would you guys hope for the 2nd outfit of the council girls?
>>11026816Eh, mine were only bad for about two days but the aches and chills stuck around for most of the week
>>11026881>trying to larp as orcschizotry harder
>>11026986All 3 of you like to make mountains out of molehills.
Mumei is going to save Kronii from depression and will in fact have sex with her on stream.
>>11025396It sounds like she's doing Marine impression for a moment, perhaps wanted to be make a joke or something.
SOON
ARE WE READY DMC BROS?!?!?!?! GURA SOON
>Monitor measuringSo this is ASMR, huh
Mahal na mahal ko talaga si Fauna!
>>11027001that's that thing the popular youtuber known as "pewdiepie" does
>>11026698Still EN.Still love her.
Kronii is going to be the first one in EN to heavily feel the minecraft burn out, can't wait
>>11026990
>>11025396>>11027020>vomiting autism noises
GURA WILL NOT PLAY AS VERGIL
>>11027015Singular.Worst.Poster.
>>11027000Don't worry. /v/ will be here in 3 minutes to spam how Gura doesn't know how to air juggle or exceed with Nero properly or whatever the fuck.
>>11027018Where do people get this 'Kronii is depressed' shit from anyway? She seems entirely fine to me.
Mumei...it's already past 66 minutes...even Fauna doesn't do ASMR this long...
>>11026984Because most of the girls don't know that Subaru did a homestay in Canada and learned some english, so they just try to speak in Japanese instead.Then again, Subaru barely talks about it because it was fucking awful since her homestay parents were in the middle of a divorce and were constantly yelling and screaming in front of her.
Kiara seething
ITS TIME
>>11026917
>>11026878They're cartilaginous fishes, yes.
>>11027059Unarchived member stream where she said she wanted to genuinely kill herself before.
>>11027059any expression of sadness equals depression that's just the rules i don't make them
>>11027020lol, as if she knows who marine
>>11026881>>11026954Incrediblehttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/So%20with%20the%20most%20recent%20info%20Kiara%20shared/
>>11027009name ONE good content she made
>>11027059That's what depressed people want you to think
>>11026777God that's so fucking funny, I didn't even notice itShe just goes dead silent and looks into the camera
>>11026984Kronii doesn't watch hololive so she didn't know that Subaru can speak english or wants to interact in english, and she was too tricked out from her substances to articulate herself or handle the situation gracefully. She blanked, realized she was blanking and had left the dead air for too long while they waited for her to said something, and just grunted to fill the air time. When it got a laugh, she decided to roll with it and put on a class clown act to cover the fact that she couldn't string 5 words together without slurring.
>>11027063it's just a zatsudan, not even asmr, she stopped pretending
>>11027059She literally uses minecraft as a coping mechanism, has to be reminded by her manager to fucking eat, sleeps most of her day away, and repeatedly brings down the mood with retarded "fun facts" that are deperessing.
>>11027009Unfortunately they now seem to be a permanent fixture ever since Council's debut. Nothing on Council, but they seem to have dragged some of the old dumbasses onto the board,
It's finally time
>>11027063ASMR? I thought this was zatsudan?
>paying money to a girl with a boyfriend>paying money for said girl to do ASMR while saying she doesn't like ASMRI'm sorry this is just too much, it's pathetic in layers, there has to be a word more insulting than "cuck" but I guess that world will become "hoomans"
>>11027076DREAMIN
Someone's going to leak the owl ASMR, right? I might member her if it's good.
>>11027108I want to have sex with Towa
>i ate something spicyyeah sure mumei some fucking ramen huh>it was a ghost pepper or a scorpion pepperholy fuck mumei, those are legitimate superhots
>>11027076i almost died eating some chips while hearing this
WAH!
>>11027120why are deadbeats like this
>>11027129It's not ASMR. It's just a calm zatsudan.
>>11026817Fixed
>>11026995She probably heard a rumour somewhere and just never bothered to fact-check.
>>11027120Nothing wrong on giving money to my IRL GF
>>11027129It has a question mark on it because she doesn't know how to do ASMR and isn't really trying to do it. It's just her singing softly and talking in a whisper
>>11027129Check nyaa in an hour or so, my dude.
>>11027142Why are they all wrinkly?
>>11027059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3oVrq94mGM&t=1129"I am not a happy person"
>>11026764>I'm not sure what else is there, your boy doesn't play Minecraft that muchTheardwatcher pls, it's 2021 update your mori rrats already
what's their duo name?
>>11027142Mumei fears nothing and nobody.
>>11027162It's cold outside.
>>11027114Time for the third or maybe the fourth depending on how you feel about DMC 1 best game of the series
>>11027151Perfection! Now we have unity!
>>11027142Super...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a51VH9BYzZAFriendly reminder to be around for Suisei's new MV tonight
>>11027169berrytime
>>11027142Honestly, ghost peppers aren't that bad. I use the dried up flakes as pizza toppings.
>warioware musicGura?
>>11027163>The way she laughs at her own commentYa she isn't a happy person.
>>11027169A rave, because they're both fucking on something
>>11027169Nanaronii...
>>11027111By that logic I'm depressed too.That's bullshit.
The time has come
I wish these girls would stop calling themselves "perfectionists" when they clearly aren't
I love Nero so much
>>11026995Honestly it was kinda funny.
GOOMBA ROOMBA
Kyrie cute
GROOMBA 3D
>>11027202Anon...
>Gura calling him cute even before she even starts DMC4>His game had the best combat system with the craziest mobility, fastest pace and advanced shit like inertia. Even Donguri couldn't top his DMC4 combo vids, with all the crazy weapons like Pandora and stuff like Guard Flying. DMC5 literally needed MODS just to have these in there.>Gura NEVER said anything bad about Nero, she's always cheering for him. Meanwhile he called Dante's DMC3 voice weird when she first heard it, thought that him calling out style switching vocally was lame, thinks Vergil sounds like a nerd and is an angsty emo.>Is in the best mainline DMC4 game with actual good boss fights unlike 5, Credo is only tied with Vergil 3 but Credo's moveset is better. And that one "counter" moment solidifies that fight as the best in the series.Nero won.
>Open Kiara twitter>Fighter/bomber jetsI'm too afraid to ask KFP
GOOMBA ROOMBA (EL FORMA NON SCUFFED)
AaaaaaaahThe time has come and so have I!
>>11027169Autism Sisters
>>11027212Nero is a whore
>see thiswhat do?
>>11027218FASTER
[Anon News] I have run studies and have concrete proof that Gura will be -3% cuter today.
THE TIME HAS COME
>>11027169KroMei
Here we go
>>11026954>>11027093Is this a bot? I'm starting think there's a shitposter bot that just brings up Kiara in really non-sequitur ways
DMC4 is shit because it doesn't have enough Vergil.
>goomba fixed
Any other /v/irgins here? xD
>>11027101Ok buddy I just asked a question no need to schizoid freak out.
>>11027243I’m going to beat you to death and burn your fraudulent studies
>>11027202Anon, I think we need to have a talk
>>11027223Based
>>11027254But it has POWER
>>11027129Anon basically all holoEN members content is all on nyaa
>>11027120stop falseflagging with my oshi, i love moom
>>11027254Virgil is genuinely cringe
>>11027241Desperately try to figure out who it is
>>11027240AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>11027223Why are deadweight like this?
SPANISH MENTION
>>11027283You’re cringe
>>11026630I mean.. didn't she literally outright say she does during her first member's stream?
>>11027283You are cringe
>>11027241cuddle
EL MOTIVIDADO.
Ear cupping is unironically grating for me
GURA'S 165HZ UUUOOOOHHHHHH
Gura doesn't sound motivated.....
>Drinking already
I like Gura.And I like Ame.Does that frustrate you?
>>11027241sex
As much as I love DMC, Gura's "motivated" emote kind of sucks. It's really hard to see.
>Gura DMCIV>Mori karaoke>Shishitowa Battlefield>Kronii/Ame Minecraft>Stellar Stellar music video>New Polka cover>HoloID Minecraft relay>Bae/Mori drinking collab>Watame/Kiara MinecraftAnyone else think today is a very good day?
>>11027297Ame Bee has spoken
MIXED DRINK GURAAAAAAA
>>11027059She quite literally said she wanted to kill herself at one point
Well anon, are you Motivado?
>your oshi >your motivation status
>>11027167she really doesn't in context of how much others log in even off-screen, and pretty much all of it is focused on her builds so she only really knows where a handful of spots are and what their purpose isshe likely doesn't even remember how to get to PPP or what you even do when you get there
>holoEN>speaks Spanish
Seeing Gura's cunny makes me motivated!
>>11027324Don't forget>No Ina
LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!! DEVIL MAY CRY 4 TIME
Hey chumchuds your shark is going to play dmc4, I hope you don't mind me watching
Just lower it in windows volume settings? It's not rocket science gura
>PC version of DMC4SE
>>11027332Extremely
>>11027324Bought a Nos for tonight and I rarely drink energy drinks, I'm ready.
MY OSHI'S SOUND SETTINGS ARE GIVING HER HEARING DAMAGE LETS GOOOO
>>11027331So what? I have suicidal thoughts at least twice a month, that doesn't mean shit.
>gura doesn't know what a DAC is/g/irls...
>dudul mention
Based Dudul
DUDUL LOVE
>>11027327Damm I was waiting for this soundpost
DUDUL LETS GOOOOO
>>11027335RisuMotivated
>>11027163Why does Yagoo have to be such a saviorfag
DUDUL MENTION
>>11027197kek
>>11027324Didn't even have to use my AK
Dudul love
Wait she's playing the regular version of 4? So no Vergil mode?
>>11027357Just this once you're welcomed to join KFP.
Good shit tony and dudul.
remember when Gura used to mention Klaius on stream............
>>11027390OHNONONO VERGIL KEKS
Goddamn if this was just a few months ago the screen would be blocked out because she was in a settings menuS2 Gura really is a thing
>>11027324>will be sleeping after Goomba's streamTimezones are a bitch
Based cunny chad
Nijisanji
>>11027324I hope you enjoy them. I got work early in the morning so got to go back to bed soon...
Fucking good shut Dudul
>MoriSHES
>Mumei calls her MoriSHE'S
>mumei called mori mori again
>>11027224Don't forget that fighter pilotbeat who got Takamori art of them as pilot and flight officer
So why exactly can't gura play DmC?
>>11027358>changing any sort of computer settingsAMEEEE INAAAAA TASUKETEEEEE
>moriShe's here!
>>11027324I've been so fucked up I completely forgot about the relay holy shit
>>11027406She's gonna be doxxed by her resolution and refresh rate
>>11027391thanks bro
>>11027390>>11027405Deafchamas?
>>11027324Suwusei...
>>11027390no it's SE
I cant even imagine having my oshi telling me I mde her day and that I'm a good boy, Dudul on cloud 9 right now.
>>11026995nah, those types of rumor was super popular on the playgrounds>jamie lee curtis has a dick>mew can be found under the truck>pee wee was arrested for molesting dogs
>MoriMooms...
>>11027424Because is shit and management knows it
>>11027424DmC was a mistake and Capcom wants to bury it.
>>11027424permissions, not allowed to
>Everybody that worked on thatVergilanon NO LONGER on suicidewatch
Gura's approach to SCs has changed lately, not that I really mind.
AND SO HAVE I
>>11027417>>11027418>>11027419She say anything interesting about Mori?
>>11027424Capcom wants no one to remember that game.
>>11027383Built for Gura
>>11027417>>11027418>>11027419>>11027433Why is Owl talking about Mori anyway, have they even interacted?
>>11027424SNIPERABORTION
>>11027398I miss Klaiusposting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP9RoUln-Bo
>>11027424controversial imagery like drugs and baby killing
>>11027371Anon...do you need a hug bro?
Kronii came?
>>11027417>>11027418>>11027419The owl actually did make the Amber post, didn't she?
>>11027436
>mumei distinguishing between "if you're a member, you're a fan" and "if you're a fan, you'd be a member"very thoughtful and precise owl
>>11027441Suwusei...
>>11027453only a matter of weeks until she turns on TTS
>>11027457Talking about DbD collab
>>11027457talking about the collab tomorrow
>>11027436she legit did dumb shit like that for a good 8 months tho
why Gura can't play DmC reboot?
>>11027464theyre going to in their collab
>>11027457Nah, just talking about the upcoming DbD
>>11027424Given how specific Capcom is about permissions I assume they want to sweep the game under the rug.
>>11027438No problem, I will watch your oshi and watame play cubecraft later.
>>11027424capcom is embarrassed of their mistakes
>>11027440gomenasorry I read the title and just assumed...
Gura stop spoiling yourself and start the game
>>11027465This Halloween, KlaiusChad.........
>>11027464Dbd
>>11027372>no having an actual receiver
>>11027424Why the fuck would you play it except for the meme?https://youtu.be/pFLUE2kdemE
nah the DMC 3d models are never consistent
>open Gura's stream>see game screenWhat the fuck did Gura up her bitrate? This is actually crisp, considering it's being streamed.
>>11027487Sniper rifle abortions are a little too yabai for Cover.
BIG 16
>big 16???????
>>11027486Her fault for buying a monitor with her SSN as the resolution.
>>11027241be afraid?why is tokino sora is my room????
>>11027464Mori wrote her original song, anonchama.
What was going through the minds of the cheerleaders as this took place?
Mumei if you're here I want you to know that you're a whore and should graduate
>>11027453Not really, she has tried to catch and read reds live for a while. It's always been far more chance if she reads any other superchats during the gameplay
>Jojo mentionI'm out
>>11027324no because I'm not going to be awake for 90% of them. gura is streaming so it's a good night but I'll miss the rest.
Rate the Moom strim
>JoJo 16
some stuff came up suddenly (surprise sex)
did none of mumei's members reveal the numbers?
>>11027486>She's still doing it
>>11027477>implying it's not loserbait baiting for future (You)s
>>11027519 ?
>some stuff came up rather suddenlyyeah, me
>faggots in chat telling her to play vergil
>>11027544didn't watch/10
[NERO IS BIG]
It was me that came up her cunny!
>>11027531"our era is ending"
>>11027406You spoke too soon...
>>11027388How itchy was that ditch that day?
>>11027536Oh nyoooooo~
>some stuff came up rather suddenlyI'm sure you guys are curious, so I will tell you that by "stuff" gura means my dick, and by "came up suddenly" she means my semen into her throat.
>>11027544Zatsudan/ASMR
>>11027406>>11027486Jinxed it!
ATLUS VIDEOGAME COMPANY
>Why are they hiding the sound settings in the settings tab?????????????????????????????
Gura they have your whole rl address listed in the settings of dmc4
Oh hey Teamates how was Ame's Outer Wilds stream yesterday? Did she finish it?
GURA FOUND THE SOUND SETTINGS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11027494Cute
>>11027383No thought. Only rape!
>turn your volume down the outro's gonna hurt>rain sounds are even louder than the outroKino ending
>>11027573I made this post
>>11027544no screams/10but i developed hinamizawa syndrome so it was great
>>11027544Cute zatsudan/10
>>11027573t. Me >>11027578
I'm not even a chumbud but this motivated little shark makes me smile so much my face hurts.
>>11027531>dancing to the left of the field instead of the center is a bit different but otherwise the same.
>>11027549(with me)
>>11027424Idols can't see thishttps://youtu.be/YrsLC-1QkuM
>>11027531"We'll never be that cute... this sucks"
>>11027241close the window so she can sleep properly
>YEA VIBRATE BABYT u T THIS FUCKING BRAAAAAAAAT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>11027515DMC4 doesn't have a lot of the post-processing DMC5 has and DMC3 is a PS2 game. It's also a 7th gen game so it's VERY crisp on higher resolutions.
did Gura close the settings with 165hz and AA turned off?
Gura is absolutely not going not be able to play Dread and she'll probably drop it faster than Super Metroid. Not only is it fast pace, it can get anxiety inducing. The game is much harder than Super Metroid even if it is smoother to play. Tomorrow's gonna be such a shitshow and I'm excited for it.
>>11027531>I'll never be able to achieve the perfection of a true anime girlthat's my guess
>>11027558It's well known Chat are the Vergilfags not Gura.
moomoo a slut
>>11027582It was really comfy and Ame loves the game, her brain started to melt at the end so she did not finish it. 9 hour stream.
>>11027578MORI DONT LOOK
>>11027531I believe it was SUBARU CUTE
Oh Nyo, it's Newo and Newo~
>>11027494Why is she so erotic?
>>11027551i'll give you these, won't give you the viewer count because i'm not a numberfag
>>11027618>he got scared by dreadAnon….
>>11027625I forgot did she say she was gonna do it after a collab or cancel some stream for it?
Gura is a freckles chad!
>Gura likes frecklesIm not gonna make it bros..
>>11027544fuck off/10richfags can all go die in a fire
Gura is about to eat those words...
5 (Yous)s she won't notice Dante in the roof.
>>11027618I still haven't played dread, how is it? What about sequence break?
would you have kneeled if she went legendary dark knight?
Reminder
>>11027662>$5>rich
>I'm no noob>What is automatic?
>>11027673yeah but she would never
>>11027417>>11027418>>11027419>said Mori, stopped and reminded herself nobody else says morikek deffo here>>11027457>>11027464talking about their upcoming Dead by Daylight collab
Will Gura learn how to Exceed properly?
>not picking Humanoh nyo...
prepare for frustration, gameplayfags
Chat is fucking garbage and wasting Gura's time
I fucking hate chat.
>>11027406some things never change eh
Uoh shark tail
>Pulling Gura's tail
>>11027608Never will I not laugh at the bigger dick WUB WUB
>>11027673It's Gura so her very existence makes me kneel
>>11027652She was going to do it after today's collab but that got moved so it will probably replace Little Nightmares 2
>>11027657>>11027658well yeah, Ame has freckles.
Ready to see Gura have a fangrill moment
>>11027657>>11027658The question is, is this a reaction to her learning Ame has freckles or is it a preexisting fetish.
Did she just put it on Auto or did I blink?
>>11027544Simple and clean/10
>>11027652probably replacing the little nightmares stream
>>11027686she beat dmc3 on normal, dmc4's normal will be a cakewalk
KYRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking love this stupid intro
>>11027618>metroid>anxiety inducingroru
Did Gura just turn automatic mode on?
KYRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This song is copyright.
Season 2 gura telling chat hard mode beggars to fuck off. Based.
ADOPTIVE SISTER ASS
>>11027676Gura's tantrums are so adorable. She's literally a child
>>11027544That was one of the most comfy streams I've seen in a while. I could listen to her humming random songs for hours.Not exactly ASMR but still good anyway/10
Gura is going to fuck Nero’s gf
>>11027578kaneko..
ENTER NERO'S OSHI
There's only 3 difficulties in this one? Its the only one I've never played.
>>11027684She will spend half an hour each time she plays the game practicing it then never use it for the rest of the stream
>>11027544Better than I could have hoped for. She was relaxed and had fun just talking and humming bits of a lot of different songs. I hope she does it again, I enjoyed it.
Does Kyrie even physically appear in DMC5? I forgor...
>>11027662>50ARS>rich
>LET HER GOOOOO!!!
>>11027748No
GURA MOGGED
Anal with Kyrie
>>11027718>>11027713What kinda freckles does ame have?I feel like it's the ones that cover up her entire face and shoulder
Is this kino?
I miss this late 00s/ early gen7 anime aesthetic
>>11027718preexisting, hence>WHY DO YOU HIDE YOUR FRECKLES, nonsense, freckles are adorable
>>11027748You unlock the rest.
>>11027755no, only as a voice so they wouldn't have to model her
So why wasn't Kyrie in DMC5I actually kinda liked her
Holyshit Nero actually have freckles ive never noticed that but gura did
>>11027755No.
sex with Nero
>>11027755she's a phonecall voice only in 5.And yet she accomplishes more in that game then she does in all of 4.
>>11027748You always have to unlock the rest.There like 6 or 7.
>>11027730the emmi sections can get pretty tense
>>11027544I'm glad most hoomans picked the clearly superior poll option/10
LOOK AT HER GO
>Nero gets to fuck thisHow can Dante and Virgin even compete?
>>11027755no, you only hear her voice off screen and on the phone
Kyrie's dump truck ass...
>>11027755Nope, just her voice
>>11027748Rest are unlockable. Originally you only get Human and DH like the others. SE unlocks the hard mode by default.
I fucking hate Nero so goddamn much
>>11027748No, it has all the difficulties a DMC game would have and its also the first game to have Legendary Dark Knight difficulty
>>11027776Why would she be in Red Grave City when she and Nero lives on Fortuna Island?
>>11027804You mean LDK
>>11026724>>11026900Yeah, this. She was actually the VA for Claire in Resident Evil.
>>11027742KANEKO LOVE
I wish Nero kept the headphones and hooded overcoat. It fits DMC's cringekino so well compared to what became of him.
>>11027805pay your child support, Vergil
>>11027805Why?
>>11027797They don't even compete, they are sigma males.
>>11027776she was but voice only, they should have shown her
>>11027776>vergil kino>gay kyrie romancepick one
>>11027805Shut up Vergil.
LISTEEEEEEEN TOOOOOOO MY VOIIIIIIIIICE CAAAAAAAAAALLING YOOOOOOOOOOOU
>Newo
>>11027820Stupid question.
>He's just like me!
I prefer dmc 2 over the unfinished dmc 4
Has there been any art of the ‘Peko Gang’ (Pekora, Sana, & Bae)?
>>11027544i'm glad it wasn't actually asmr and just a zatsudan in disguise, pretty good
>>11027805I LOVE YOU VERGIL
>>11027797There's only two women in Fortuna who matter and Vergil fucked the other one.
>>11027824He went from bishounen to punk, meh
Man Nero is actually so incredibly cute in DMC4.
>He looks like me
WHAT A LAD
>>11027630SHUBA LUST
DANDE SPOTTED
>Gura missed Dante
>>11027805Jesas fuck Vergil, pay your child support
>she didn't notice Dante
>>110278502 is even more unfinished then 4 though
>>11027669>>11027669>>11027669>>11027669>>11027669
>Dante's (and Vergil's) younger sister>that makes her Nero's auntWine aunt Gura...
Wait, is pekora the first JP to acknowledge Nuko? When was this?
>gura is a freckleschqdpost the freckles unity image
>>11027850I like DmC:DE better than 4Fuck 2 though
>>11027544it reminded me of when gura did that stream where she was humming and now i want more of both...
dante's so cool bros
>>11027887Gura is a monster energy aunt
>>11027797>Having sex with F*males>Having sex at all This is why Nero is weak...
I forgot irys and Bae collabed. How was it?
Based Christian Gura feeling offended at Nero not paying attention.
>>11027669Ya did it lad
Ame's roommate has freckles
church is BORING
>Offended at playing music in churchGURA IS A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL
GODDAMN KYRIE IS THICC
>why am i losing my hearing oh btw i can't even hear myself talk over the blown out audio on my sideEVERY STREAM AAAAAAAAAAA JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
>>11027886>>11027906Thanks
is nero in the church only because he wants to smack that ass
I thought dmc4 was also a ps2 game and was blown away by how good it looked
>>11027776Botan is cute but why do most of her arts want to flauntSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>11027544soul soothing, somehow she managed to perfectly nail the "talk quietly and hum" asmr-ish zatsu that people have been requesting from ENs for a yeari am a satisfied member of parliament, seethe poorfags
>Let us pray>Prays to Vergil instead of Dante
>>11027797>has sex all the time >is incredibly weak Why’d he do it bros?
>Praying to Vergil.SOMEBODY PAY THIS GUY'S RENT!
>>11027805Pay child support, you deadbeat
first time I played dmc4 I was like "yo who the fuck is this nero guy?" and then dropped it because I was confused
lol Gura knows Our Father prayer, catholic confirmed
Our Vergil who art in the demon world
Gura is a good Christian
GURA WORSHIPS NERO
Gura holy shit.
ENTER
ENTER DANDE
>>11027911>Gura is a doxxmate
DID YOU JUST SHOOT THE POPE!?
I fucking love Nero.Nero is my oshi
DMC Gura is so based
>please clap
>>11027928It is, the MT framework engine is a miracle worker and they shouldn't have jettisoned it
DANTE SHOT UP A CHURCH LETS GOOOOOOOOO
DANTE YOU JUST SHOT THE POPE W
WHAT THE FUCK DANTE.
Why did Dante do it bros?
Dande love
>Dante shoots the fucking pope>"Nyoo, dantee~"
He's so cool
Did it lag or did it skip the priest getting shot? I played this a few days ago and I remember it being shown, gunshot and all.
WTF DANDE IS EBIL??
DANTE IS GOING TO GRADUATE FOR THIS
I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THE ASSASSIN CREED LOOKING ASS MOTHER FUCKERS
Dante is so cool
>>11027930Steamy la lion womb
BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER
>>11027967Kyrie stop posting
>go to church >some kid shows up 2 hours late acting like he owns the place >the pope gets murdered right in front of me I fucking hate this religion
The fact that DMC4 is basically Dante just fucking around because nothing is actually a challenge to him anymore is always hilarious.
Why DOES she do the Lil John "yeah"...
shes a size queen..
Gura could do a watchalong of DMC cutscenes and get the exact same or even more enjoyment out of playing it.
what's so bad about shooting the pope though
Why is dande being a psycho
Gura stop it.
>Gura will never admire the size of your sword
>>11027944>Our Father prayer
>look at the size of that sword
>look of the size of his sword
INDIRECT AME MENTION
>look at the size of his sword...!V-Vergilbros...?!
KYRIEEEEEEEEEE
>>11027930
>>11028022it's pretty much dante on vacation
>>11028029Lil John is Gura’s brother
>>11028036literally just to fuck with Nero
I always forget that Credo shares a voice actor with Frank West
who the FUCK is nero?
>>11028022which kinda doesn't make sense why he got shat on in dmc5
Yeah this is kino.
>>11028066Kronii's cousin.
Gura acts so childish when she's fangirling
>>11026840If she actually were, she'd be dead.
this is cringey even for DMC
This game is so needlessly cool
i love dande
>>11028022The best part of DMC4 is realizing that it's just Dante being a little shit because he's bored
This shit was cool when I first played it and it's still cool
>dante's so cool
>>11028083ToT
>>11026474https://files.catbox.moe/n43o6a.PNGGod, this design makes me diamonds, I couldn't help myself
>>11028066my wife (male)
>>11028087>>11028088The duality of /hlgg/
Dande kakkoi
DMC is the coolest series in existence next to Metal Gear
>>11028070To be fair, he got shat on by a version of Vergil, who he always struggles with
>>110278645 makes Nero kind of awkward because he looks too old for his boyish charms.
How wet is Gura right now?
>enters church>kills your pope>refuses to elaborate>leaves
SAKURAI HATE
>>11028122Metal Gear is NOT cool.
>>11028095Whoever directs DMC's choreography is godtier, it's needlessly chuuni
nyo
GURA HATES SORA
>>11028101
>>11028066He was in DMCV, remember?
WATOTO MENTION
>no vergil in smash>no dante in smashWhy is Sakurai such a nigger?
>>11028135Let me go check
>>11027891Pekora placed the sign during her more recent EN visit and Ame answered offscreen.
>>11028101OOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHAYAMEFRIEND SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX
I wish i was as cool as Dante, he enters through the windows and shoots the pope
>>11028135Drenched, anon
>>11028070SDT Vergil = SDT Dante > Urizen > Dante without SDT = Vergil without SDTIt's not that complicated
I'm naked and watching Gura
>>11028116
>>11028101This is cute!
Based Gura saying that fuck Sora and that bitch Byleth don't deserve to be in Smash, Nero/Vergil/Dante deserve the spot.
GET BYLETH OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME AND GIVE DANTE THE SLOT HE RIGHTFULLY DESERVES
>shtting on Mii CostumesI love this girl so much!
>>11028135A solid 7/10 already, devil bringer will bring her up another point soon.
Gura's eating Watoto's special pink mushroom...
>>11028122I wouldn't call Metal Gear cool
>why didn't they put these guys in smashits.....mahvel........bay......bee...........................
Doing magic mushrooms with Gura!
>Watoto's special mushroom
God damn it anons I'm goslinging for the first time and it's over GuraI hate this feeling
Watoto's COCK HEAD mushroom soup
>Watoto's mushroo-
>>11028145Cringe-Kino baby!
>reactions in the threadhow many didn't play the game?
>Watoto's special pink mushroomGURA!?!?!?!?!
The cutscenes in this game are nuts
>>11028149soratomos...
>>11028116Flare's love for DMC2 is so adorable
What the fuck is going on with Gura's audio, everything sounds insanely muffled.
>>11028135It's like the goddamn niagara falls down here man
>Salty about SmashSeethe. SoraCHADS stay winning, you simply weren't worthy.
>>11028135There's a reason she isn't wearing her PJ pants tonight.
>watotos pink mushroom
>>11028158Puresu andastando we need to advertise new video game
>>11028158Because square enix needs 3 dlc reps and one of them is missing half of what his franchise unique.
Gura's lusting after Watoto's special pink mushroom...
>>11028165I'm Gura and watching naked
>>11028179‘Epic’ sounds better I agree
>>11028212fuck off to /v/, clown shoes nigger
>>11028197I never touched a DMC game.
>>11028205Flare's love for me is eternal
>>11028183On a scale of 1 to 10, how would Goomba fare in UMVC3?
>>11028205FRAREPLS BLEY DEEM AM SHEE TEWIS BEHST GEYME IN WURVLD
>>11028191She is really cute and based today... dare I say, more than usual?
>>11028197i only give a shit about games when holos play them, i'm not /v/
>>11028197Anon, most of Gura's fans were like five when this came out.
>>11028235lol
>Gura has not purchased an xbox controllerwhy?
>>11028197I played it on release on the xbox and haven't since. I've been meaning to play it all again. I only remember specific things but not much.
>>11027944Umm retard. The lords prayer isn't just catholic. Every Christian knows it
so thre's just no reloading in DMC huh? game's too cool? mf can endlessly fire his revolver?
I fucking love DMC
>>11028197I haven't and I have watched most of gura's DMC streams and I still don't know what the plot is
Forza del destino is Dante’s best theme
>>11028167>STD VergilNever shoulda fucked that Fortunan whore
is it true that this is the best DMC game?
>>11028235Hard 1
>>11028255Why? Playstation is better
gwafics cat
>>11028241The genki power is strong with this one
>>11028212who cares about that game
>>11028235Kek
>>11028205Speaking of Flarehttps://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1446274687718203399https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1446274687718203399https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1446274687718203399
GURA IS SLOWLY TURNING INTO A BABY WITH EACH PASSING DAY
>>11028143Sorry bro, but that slot needed to go to Min Min.
>>11028197I've played all these games for the first time back in 2019.
>>11028255ever since she had to return her Xbox series X after the scarlet nexus shilling, she hated Xbox since
>>11028274>implying
>>11028197I haven't played any of the DMC games and I'm a chumbeat.
>>11028258demon bullets bruh
>>11028255Too big for her tiny childlike hands
>>11028197I got into the series thanks to her, so nothing
>>11028274No it the fuck isn't you stupid trolling faggot.
>>11028158Needed to make room for three Nomura characters please understand that Sakurai wants to suck his dick.
>>11027944Fuck man, If that's your basis then Kiara is hardcore Catholic for knowing when Pentacost is.
>>11028197Truth be told, I think I was only vaguely aware of the DMC series before gura. Ive thoroughly enjoyed watching her play them and I even bought dmc 5, but Im waiting till I get a controller to start playing it
>>11028197I never played it because I didn't want to pay the shipping on the physical version.
>>11027960Ame talked about it on stream multiple times
>>11028258Reloading is for pussies.
This is our future
>>11028298>>11028306SIR PLEASE BE NEEDFUL.
>>11028269No, it plays better than 3 but it has worse content.
gura is not a gamer...
>>11028129Everyone in 5 looks like a geezer, it's one of the flaws of Capcom's first attempts at face capture in the RE engine.
gura is going to be physically incapable of streaming in anything but uwu speak by 2023
So anonsYou DID post your room/battlestations for Calli and Bae to review. Right?
>>11028198You ain't seen shit yet
>>11028197only played 1 and 5. wasn't too keen on the demo for 4 so i didn't bother
I expected it ti be cooler than that...actually it's almost cringe...
>>11028116But Shuba is a Vergilfag
Nero is winning her over...
>>11028197The only DMC I haven't finished is 2, and I kind of want to go back to that just because I love Dante's design in that game.
>>11028258The bullets Nero and Dante use are only reloadable during cutscenes because that's when their demon powers dont' work.
>>11028281>>11028231>who cares about that gameLiterally the most requested character in Smash history according to the man himself. Seethe.
THE FUCKING TAUNT
>>11028345t. Barry
>Dante does the exceed gesturekek
God, I fucking love Dante
kek the throttle
>>11028284Based.
Nobody respects Nero...
>>11028283Flare love!
>>11028274It is better only because it doesn't have the retarded dpad on the bottom shit
God I love the taunt
>>11027241>AwakeShe clearly wants me to rape her
And this is where Dante got his happiness back
>>11028334My room is really boring, and I don't even own a rat.
God dante is such a massive prick
>>11028220I told Sora niggers, if we got him it'd be a gimped version because Disney shit shouldn't be in Smash.And I was right.
>>11028339Oh I'm aware
Red Queen is unironically way cooler than Yamato or Rebellion. Fucking motorcycle revving sword is so sick.
>>11028368Go back
>>11028349And Flare a Nerofag but they all agree dande kakkoi
>dongdayGURA????
DONGDE
>>11028383love this lil' negro like you wouldn't believe
Was there a wave of bans recently? I noticed sometime during Gura's stream last night that the thread slowed down and tonight it's still slower then usual.
>DongDeGura..
Newo bros how can we fucking compete...
>>11028368They'll never come to terms in realizing how much more popular KH is in comparison to THEIR favorite franchises.
I wanna have sex with Dante while Gura watches
>>11028394Too bad he never uses it on any woman.
>>11028368I was talking about smash retard
>>11028284
>>11028391That explain why he was so down in the anime>>11028362
holy fuck Gura loves being bullied so much
>>11028334Eh, I wanna wait a few months for some stuff to come in before I start posting to room reviews
>>11028258Nero has to reload in 5.
>>11028331Dante and Vergil look perfect, including Dante looking older than Vergil despite being twins because Dante takes horrible fucking care of himself subsisting on a diet of pizza, sundaes and beer. Nero is definitely weird at first when you're used to his bishie anime look but he grows on you. It's mostly just the girls and especially Trish that got it bad.
Is it me or there’s a fair share of anons among Gura’s viewers? I took a look a chat minutes ago and I saw someone “greentexting” their comment, and it’s not the first time I saw a hint to /here/
>>11028421This but Vergil
>>11028391he just realized he still has family right?
>>11028332>wed gwee>red wree>wed ween combwoshe can't even break out of it now
Will Gura learn how to Rev Up? Will she master it?
>>11027241Make breakfast for her
>>11028197I >>11028087 played it and it's my favorite DMCbut i forgot how dumb the intro was
i can hear gura's giant smile
>>11028416Sigma males and alpha males don't compete with each other.Different lanes.
this is fucking great
>>11028412I hope so, the threads were awful today until around 5 PM EST.
>>11028399It really is, love dante but him taunting it as early as the tutorial really does it a disservice.
>>11028274Anon Playstation is better at a lot compared to Xbox but the controller aint one of them
Gura repeatedly whiffing High Roller and getting frustrated at Dante taunting her has already made my day, thank you shark!
dande your voice...
>>11028462I blame the Kenzoku.
Vergil > Dante >> Nero
>>11028465Your opinion is wrong.
>>11028428>Who cares about smashNow THAT'S what I call cope
>>11028242I feel like I will never find a girl like her because girls like her don't leave the house.I would have to trawl through garbage Discord and Twitch communities where there are tens of other men in each community also trying to get into the same girls' pants
GURA, THE PERMISSIONS
>>11028447She learned it like almost at the end of DMC5 but its been so long she most likely already forgot.
I fucking love buster in this game.
My sides Gura
Why is Dante evil now, bros?
BRAVO NOLAN
im gonna kick your butt im dante im so cool
UOOOH GURA WHISPERS
GURA ASMR
GURA ASMR UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHH GURA MY DICK
GURA NERO ASMR
>>11028399>implying any sword can be cooler than a katana so sharp it cuts the fabric of reality
WHISPER LIKE THAT INTO MY EAR MORE UWAAAAAAAAAAH!
i think gura's audio is scuffed
Gura your ingame options....
>>11028441>Dante and Vergil look perfectDante looks exactly like he should but Vergil looks like Jay Leno
His name is Newo
LET ME SMOOCH GURA, GOD!YOU OWE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UOOOOOOOOOOH
>>11028498Gura don't tease the asmr plz
>>11028502don't you ever get that bored, anon?
>>11028334nah I need to grab some stuff to put up flags and posters
UUUUOOOOOOOOH please do more asmr gura
ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶦᵐ ᵍᵒnnᵃ ᵏᶦᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ ʰᵃʰᵃ ᶦᵐ ᵃ ᵈᵉᵛᶦˡ
Gura loves it..
>>11027528You're in her room, you stalker.
>>11028490this is a hololive thread,nobody cares about your little baby game anon
>>11028514It sounds like she's in virtual surround mode and we're only hearing two channels
DANTE HOLY SHIT HOW IS HE SO FUCKING COOL
>>11028486The only dualshock exists only to play Katamari Damcy and games with similar control gimmicks.
>>11028502but he is not
hey chumbuds keep it down a bit. My son is starting his morning stream
>>11028399Nero's weaponry is really fucking cool in general Nigga has a motorcycle sword that he can rev up for extra damage , a demon arm that lets him toss bitches around like they were rag dolls, and a revolver that can charge up
Dante's kind of a dick.
>>11028306the new ps5 controller better, theres way more features and cost the same. battery, touchpad, gyro. dpad still sucks tho.
>>11028274Mori, start prepping for the Karaoke.
Honestly how did Nero become such a bitchboy in 5 when he was an even bigger smug shit in 4
Dante kakoi!!
>>11028565When will Roberu play DMC?
>>11028568Ain't it great?
>>11028565KIARA WATCH OUT
>>11028553No? I'm not that desperate
>>11028440most viewers probably don't have pc's that can handle yt's broken chat and have to close it while anon's here are more likely to have stronger pc's
Dante trying to be edgy is kinda cringe, only Vergil can pull this off
>>11027324>Kronii/Ame MinecraftWHEN?
Making Dante old was the greatest decision Itsuno could have done for the character.
Good news, anons, I've managed to prove my hypothesis, and still have at least two dozen more generals to go.But now I can at least confidently say that at a bare minimum, 2/3rds of the board is general threads, leaving the amount of shitposting, worthless catalog threads as a smaller and smaller percentage of the whole. Here's a quick capture of my meta-analysis worksheet, gathered by manual data entry of a few thousand threads across numerous chuubas on this board.
>>11028563but he killed a poor, helpless old priest
>>11028575Because the dude thought he was tough shit until he met Dante
Gura plays like a girl
>>11028568You can call me dante the dick killer. Has a nice ring to it, doncha think?
>>11028575Literally settled down with he woman he loves.
>He keeps taunting herMy sides
This is it, this is literally the perfect game for Gura
I still think DMC4 Nero is fun as fuck.
>>11028565Based Kiara about to slice the car in half and save my son from those whores
She's losing to a tutorial, chumbuds
>>11028565Nice of Kiara to follow Roberu's car so she can rescue the other girls from him
DMC 4 DMD Boss Dante reads your inputs and counters your every input btw
Thoughts on season 2 gura so far?
>>11028562wrong
>>11028604Not now numberbro we're watching gura get own-zoned by dande
>>11028607who was worshiping a demon (sparda)
Oh my god I just realized Dante is gonna be her Vergil 2 this time around when the real fight against him happens
>>11028604Isn't there a concern that the shitposters are just moving to the generals?
I still don't get it... why did he kill the pope?
>>11028632Kino
The beauty of an incomplete moveset.
>>11028601In like two hours since they couldn't play the game they had planned
>>11028617Clearly women were a mistake.
you wouldn't believe this woman played 3 & 5 before this
>>11028604numbers numbers numbers
>>11028627She doesn't realize that you're supposed to combo into the buster.The first blitz she encounters will be a ragequit, calling it now
>>11028556>It's a MinecraftLive threadNice try retard, and it was Gura who brought it up. You need to calm down, it's really not that big a deal.
>>11027608Man I forgot about this. Now I'm really sad she can't play it.
>>11028632sex
>>11028638I'm joking, anon
>>11028575he got laid, also in 4 he is in his angsty teen phase
>>11028607Old man was a diddler. He was fucking that kid like a dog fucks a stuffed animal.
>>11028631But why?
>>11028643because he was bored.
>>11028631Great isn't?>t. Itsuno
>>11028616TE QUE JORDAN
>>11028399What about Blue Rose vs Ebony & Ivory?
>*reads your inputs*nothin personnel kid
Jesus christ Nero.
>>11028604And here's the data as a visual representation.Please, listen to >>11028635 and enjoy Devil May Cry now, as I'm going to do that after mental exhaustion
>>11028632I kneel to her.
>get rekt dondegura...
That's what, the 4th time he's been impaled by Rebellion?
>>11028632Very genki and bratty, way better than depressive june-july ghosting Gura...Too bad she completely abandoned any form of GFE...
>>11028664
>>11028362if we comment that DmC has an Anime to Gura she would probably do a watchalong
WE'RE THE SAME YOU AND I
>>11028700Pretty sure he gets impaled every game. Though I don't remeber 2 much to confirm that one.
>>11028700I think he got impaled twice in the first game but I forget
I really enjoy the running joke of Dante always being impaled by Rebellion at least once in every game he's in.
>>11028700Technically he was impaled by Alastor in the 1st game
>>11028700Reminder that he only gets impaled by his own sword in the good DMC games.
>>11028684well E&I has actual moves so they are cooler
l love how dante getting implied by his own sword is just a running gag in DMC
ADEIOS
YOU ARENT HUMAN ARE YOU???
No fucking shit Nero.
Did Gura fuck up the audio settings? i don't remember the game's voices being so low
Later, tater.
Bshark
And now we won't get Dante for 5 missions...
can you have sex in this game
>You are not human are you?What gave it away?
So, I haven't played this kusoge, when do we get SET FREE?
>>11028740yeah, with me
>>11028728see >>11028555
>>11028701>Too bad she completely abandoned any form of GFE...It's because she realized she's to powerful
>>11028742his devilish look
>>11028740yeah, with me.
>>11028740Devils NEVER Fuck
>>11028622IMO DMC4 nero was the most fun. You can TECHNICALLY do all of the same things in DMC4 as you can in DMC5 at end-game but it's not as fun and the physics in 5 don't make it feel as punchy. Anyone who plays Dante in that game will know what I'm talking about.
>>11028740Yeah, with me
>>11028740Yeah, with me.
>>11028740Vergil fucks Lady in front of Dante
>>11028744>KusogeYou people have ruined this word
>sees Punisher icon>Do you like cops? Huahaha I can't breathe!Gura??
Would Dante have unlocked Sin Devil Trigger right there if he happened to be carrying Sparda on him?
>>11028726>I could really use a pizza right about now. Cheese, no. Pepperoni? Yeah, pepperoni sounds nice.
>>11028740Well Vergil sure did.
>>11028740they already did, were you not watching?
>acknowledges superchatter's name> reads "How does it feel to be the most popular VTuber in the world?">ignores textKek when will they fucking learn?
>>11028759But... You did...
>>11028759Vergil...your child...
Ah, yes. The Proud Souls...
>>11028724I still can't believe they took the gag so far it's how he turns into his final form.
>Towa may cry
>>11028766I kid
>>11028701>Not a memberTrue, but I'm ok with this. I was obsessed with her for a while but I'm happier now that I can just enjoy her as an entertainer. The GFE stuff was triggering my anxiety for some reason.
>>11028701If season 2 Gura isn't GFE for you I genuinely pity your poor broken soul
>hopefully you guys can read>i literally can't read cause i am retardedFUCK YOU GURA
Interesting numbers.
>>11028685So we don't need a bigger moat?
>>11028740There is ONE confirmed sex-haver in this game.I'll let you figure out who it is.
>>11028761>no guard fly>no guard cancel>no guartrickguartrickguartrick
Gura's ears are going to get blown out because of some dumbfuck who doesn't know that he has a volume slider too.
Do you play as Nero the entire game or do you switch throughout?
>>11028796EEYAH
>>11028740You're thinking of Devil May Cum
>>11028797
>>11028770noHe needs to be in right mind for it
>>11028770Wasn’t it the remains of Rebellion that caused him to transform? I’m assuming he has to do it on purpose for a transformation to trigger.
>>11028759Vergil you did, that's how you lost your wizard powers and why you always lose to Dante.
>>11028792it's literally not gfe
>>11028622He was very fun
Also Proud Souls are a better system than Red Orbs for skills, being able to refund infinitely was a genius idea.
>>11028778>>11028776Devils reproduce by budding
>>11028770Nah, you need to have intent as well.Dante pulled it off because he actively tried to do it, if he didn't try he would've just been impaled again and Sparda would've been knocked back, I imagine.
Was Dante tearing up Hell after DMC2 to come out pretty chill and happy by the time of DMC4? He probably slaughtered millions and traumatized countless others
>>11028701>Too bad she completely abandoned any form of GFE...Its still working for me.
>>11028800>pic not related
>>11028701>he’s not a member
>>11028797>#
I WILL NEVER PAY FOR CHILD SUPPORT
>>11028792Can you provide some examples of gfe moments friend?
>>11028685>>11028604missed amelia watson appreciation thread
>>11028632i'm glad she's happy but between the affected uwu speak, the affected southern accent, and the weird trailing off into sounds, i feel like it's been weeks since i've heard gura speak a coherent sentence in the voice i used to know as gura
>>11028815You play half as Nero, then switch and play half as Dante. Then the last few missions you alternate.The Dante half is literally just the Nero missions played backwards.
>>11028809Reducing the sound of Gura's voice is a violent offense
>Gura isn't GFE
>>11028800Sparda….
>>11028632"season 2" Gura is something that retarded anons who don't watch Gura say when they see her having a fun time streaming.
I love seeing Gura so into a game like this :)
>>11028856Stop being a melodramatic faggot please
>>11028828got the ones with Dante in the same arena?
Gura loves DMC! She's just like me!
>>11028843Shh, don't spoil it anon.
I'm so happy we have a DMC arc.
>Gura only at 15kMinecraft would have her at 30k viewers. Change the fucking game.
THE SHARK IS WET
>>11028842DMC2 might be my favorite Dante outfit.
>>11028866Only non members say this
Gura literally sounds like shes about to cry, just thinking about DMC...
>>11028815nah, back half of the game you play as Dante. Wish you could play the entire game as Nero but you can't have a DMC game without playing as Dante.
>>11028759So the power of the Sparda bloodline goes as follows?>If you have sex once randomly but care only about power and you're kind of an asshole, you will never become as powerful as you want despite still being powerful>If you get a cute girl to be your wife and you don't care about power and you're a good guy, you will become extremely powerful and grow even stronger over time>If you don't have sex and don't care about power but you're a pretty good guy, you will be extremely powerful but will not grow more powerful over time
>>11027804Didn't she say this was the special edition? Why isn't everything unlocked?
Devil May Cry.... Home...
Hey Gura, maybe you should convince ya boy to give these games a try. When you get done kissing her, that is.
>>11028869Power level of sex-havers in DMC:Sparda>Nero>Vergil
>>11028858Lame, edgy baby Nero is painful so far
Credo did nothing wrong
Kyrie's voice sure sounds familiar..
>>11028855It is there with the name of hlgg
I just manually flew to the sunstation and nearly came in my pantsIs this what Ame felt?
>Oh it's a sword
>>11028842DMC2 happens after DMC4 IIRCDMC's anime is the aftermath of DMC2
why is vergil even playable in this game? hes not even part of the story, right?
>>11028858>>11028910Thanks
>She yearned for your touch
TOLD YOU FAGS SHE WOULD LOVE NEROxKYRIEE
>>11028855I am by no means done, anon, I just proved my hypothesis of it being at least 2/3rds.There are at least two dozen more threads to archive by my estimation, and at then I'll have to go and really interview some people to try and find if there are any places that have died out over the months that I should try and recover from the void of the archive.
>>11028842Dante goes through the motions pretty hard between DMC2 and even at the start of 4 where he doesn't even bother making quips or being stylish while killing the Asscreed Sparda worshippers. Finding out he has living family instantly puts him back in a good mood to fuck around again.
>>11028828>Best boss in the game>Only fought onceWhy, Itsuno...?
>>11028846I'm a member, is watching comedy anime together enough gfe? Maybe if it was some drama like Clannad or something we could get some emotional moments. But it's fine, happy gura is super enjoyable.
>>11028800A FUCKING BUG
>>11028943it was changed so that 4 comes after 2
K**pa...
>>11028852She asked me to hold her hand multiple times during minecraft tuesday, said I was the light of her world, has mentioned that she loves her members multiple times, said she feels comfortable enough to be herself while streaming. The list could be longer but I think it proves my point, gfe is different to everyone
>jgbfw>no time collab>it's more minecraft autismplease let their be block autism kino tonight, they're the two biggest spergs in EN surely it'll happen
>>11028842Dante was pretty happy to have a job that didn't have family drama mixed in.
>>11028953Gura is self inserting as Nero
Gura understands the power of cringekino.
KWAPPI MENTION
>>11028943DMC2 got retconned into taking place before 4
is this game better than rising revengeance?
>>11028933Probably
gura's voice is making my horny again
Stop looking at breasts Nero.
nothing personnel, dande *revs sword*
SHUT UP STINKY
>>11028968Okay, that makes more sense then
>>11028890>>11028955>>11028978It's everyone's favorite.
Kredo...
>>11028933She was literally shaking because of it. What do you think?
Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all. She never thanked Ina for the drawing. She never welcomed back Miko after her months long break. She never said anything about Coco's graduation. She doesn't congratulate Holos on milestones or birthdays, she doesn't even respond if Holos comment on hers. She wasn't there for the Usaken Summer Festival. She wasn't there for the Summer Festival afterparty. She ghosted Coco for a year regarding Asacoco. She didn't show up to Subaru's Birthday/One million stream. Her first tweet after Coco's graduation was about airpods. She's a bitch in both the Western and Japanese definition.
>>11028889It always happens with the favorite games
>>11028842The juxtaposition of Dante's attitude outside of the original trilogy is really funny Like 1-3 makes sense because he's progressively becoming more cold and seriously but then 4 happens and he's a goofy ass cowboy that quotes Shakespeare at his enemies
>shut up stinkyLiterally a child!
>>11028984in terms of kino, no
gura is a shipfag...
>Shut up stinkyCredo...
>>11028943no dmc2 happens before 4 nowthey retconned it before 5 released
fortuna....
>>11028965>Gura sings an entire karaoke of love songs>not romanticTotally a member
Did Kirie always that all that ass or was it added for the special edition?
watch one gura clipand Susan sends me the loli genshin adthis is a misunderstanding
>>11028948He fucked a girl from this place
The way Gura feels about DMC is how I feel about MGS. Shame Konami's shit the bed in every possible and I won't even get to watch any new holos stream it
>>11026380Right here!
one day gura is gonna say negro accidentally and I'll be there to soundpost it
>>11028875wrong, i watch gura all the time and i can still say season 2 gura. besides it was the girls who started that shit. So maybe stop being a fucking sperglord and trying to hard to be a wannabe elitist faggot trying so desperately to fit in. Little bitch
>>11028980Well duh
>>11028890He looks so cool with that outfit in Nocturne
god I fucking hate when girls speak in that teasy tone gura was just doing, it's always made me really nervous whenever anyone talked to me like that
>>11028831I reproduce by shooting loads, but a womb is missing from the equation. Gura's, to be precise.
Is there romance in this game?
>>11028933did you do thishttps://streamable.com/0liaiu
Gura is a woman.
Sanic mention!
>>11028955>Gura got happier after seeing family>Dante got happier after seeing family THEY ARE
>>11028911So the less chuuni you are the better?
>Vergil is voiced by Dan Southworth >Gura calls him stinky>Credo is voiced by Dan Southworth>Gura calls him stinkyTHEY ARE
>>11028984It plays much better, but honestly Revengeance's hypest moments are more kino.
>Sonic mentionedGOOOOMBAAAPLAY SOME SANIC PLSSSSSS
>>11028908>>11028920Too bad she won't get the same feeling with DMC 1 and 2.
>>11029041Yeah Neros entire thing is he loves kyrie.
>Screw the kidT u T
>>11028949There's also a Vergil mode and a mode where you play as Trish and Lady.
>Screw the kid!GURA NO
>>11029045you motherfucker
ITS BAIT
>screw the kidYou heard her
>>11029057STINKY!
>>11029055FAMILY
>SCREW THE KIDMARINE NO
>screw the kid!
>fuck dem kids
>>11029022so "play as vergil" better just be a sex minigame a la god of war, then.
>screw the kidUOOOOOH
>>11029033This is still one of the single best Mori images
>it's a trap, it's baitSomeone please clip that.
>>11028954I doubt I'd be able to satisfy Botan....
still on the afterglow of moomer streamis gura's stream good?
>>11029057STINKY
>>11029005I like the theory that finding out he has a nephew loosens him up.
I'd pay money to connect to Guras PC and fix her fucking settings.
>>11029055Add in Mori too.
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
>>11029066Cute
why are there so many cutscenes LET HER PLAY
THE TIME HAS CUMAND SO HAVE I
SCREW THE KID
>>11028197I literally beat it a few days ago.
>>11028922Bros don't kiss. Sucking and fucking sure, but kissing is crossing the line.
>>11029018She was always bottom heavy, which is how Nero awakens his POWER for the sake of protecting the THIICC.
Should Ame and Kronii:1. Destroy/rebuild PPP2. Finish the Hololive EN train message Ame started with Gura3. Make some time related monument
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
>Nero fucked his adopted older sister
>>11028878sorry my thoughts aren't to your liking
>Gura's viewcount drops whenever she speaks uwuInteresting observation
>>11029045With a feminine penis!
>>11029035impressively gamma of you
Oh no Gura came.
THE TIME HAS CKME AND SO HAVE I
>Rides the enemyNero needs more love
>The time has come and so have IGura what?
yab
>I came!GURA OUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
>>11029032If you watch her all the time, you would know that this confidence has been a year in the making. You don't know shit, you're most definitely some post /vt/ newfag.
I LAUGH LAST CAUSE YOU CAME TO DIE
>>11029090Whys that
>THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE IGURA?!
>>11029127POWER
Nero is not cool btw
THE TIME HAS CUM AND SO HAVE I
>the time has come and so have I
GURA???
Gura just came....
>The time has come and so have I
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE II LAUGH LAST 'CAUSE YOU CAME TO DIETHE DAMAGE DONE THE PAIN SUBSIDE AND I CAN SEE THE FEAR CLEAR WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYES
GURA CAME. NERO MADE GURA CUM
>The time has cum and so have IUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11029057Credo is only mocapped by Southworth, he's voice by TJ Rotolo
TIME HAS CUMAND SO HAS GURA
>>11029095I've never that before but I actually like itGonna make that my headcanon now
SHE SAID THE THING
Gura is extra horny today lmao
>>11029168And so have I.
GURA'S CUMMING UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
she fucking said it
THIS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
GURA LMAO FINALLY
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
fucking based gura
>>11029109>>11029111>>11029117>>11029119>>11029125>>11029127I'LL LAUGH LAST 'CAUSE YOU CAME TO DIE
>kronii as come and so do i
>>11029041YES. With (You) and the ost
GURA AND I CAME
>>11026404Why are there tears coming out of her hair?
should anyone tell her that the second half of the game is just playing the first half in reverse?
She thinks you buy moves with red orbs...
dante doko
>>11029056I guess? Sparda was sort of chuuni with his AWAKENED TO JUSTICE thing but otherwise he was just a guy trying to do what he thought was right.
>>11029128As if you wouldn't with an ass like that
Those giggles when she was looking at chat
how is this making me hornier than the RFA stream?
https://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/status/1446268423042916355https://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/status/1446268423042916355https://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/status/1446268423042916355
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
>>11029144>>11029147>>11029148>>11029151>>11029164>>11029161>>11029170>>11029171>>11029181CLOCKBUDS WW@
I want Gura to play MGS2 so badly
>>11029042I'm not cute sorry...
Red Queen Combo 2 might be my favorite combo ever. It's just so brutal. Just a pure beatdown.
i miss my ame
>>11028856She hasn't even spoken a line like that the entire stream so far and you're already seething about this shit again?
This fucking BRAT she always slips shit like that in that she can innocently deny
>>11029228not in this thread thats for sure
>>11029219Did she mention dudul's video
>>11028911Incorrect, because Dante also grew with power over time. And it's too complicated.here's the Power of the Sparda bloodline, condenced:>Power = No Sex + WAKING UP TO JUSTICE>Sparda: WOKE UP TO JUSTICE, defeated Mundus. Had sex, left the record of history for unknown reasons>Vergil: Woke up to JUSTICE, had sex: Extreme Power, but unable to defeat Mundus>Dante: Woke up to JUSTICE, no sex: Exponential power growth over time, restrained by lack of pro-active action>Nero: Woke up to JUSTICE, sex (With love!): Power that continues to grow stronger and stronger, but currently only tested against weaker Vergil/Dante, unknown limits
>>11028921tfw you're outpowered by your dad and your son
>>11029241It feels fucking great to Exceed too.
>>11029152>you don't know shit>you're most definitely some post /vt/ newfagyou're pathetic. Go outside more you sad sack of shit. I've watched vtubers since kizunas time and hololive long before this board was ever created. Go set yourself on fire you absolute fucking retard lmao
>>11029248Yes
>Kyrie's song playing in the background KINO
>>11029242She is mine sorry
T u T
Do you think she remembers that Nero mentions that Credo died in DMC5?
>>11029248yes
>>11029242Ame soon
>>11029014She does love songs on public as well. You know she has like 5k+ members right? Why do you need to think you're the only one?
>>11029248Yeah, at the start, she was really happy about it.
>>11029244>Newo
>>11029248at the start of the stream
>>11028852shumbowdy hasn't been watching guwa...
>>11029042that noise?an orgasm
>>11029264Only if someone reminds her
>>11029252Gura will exceed on your face
Looking at moves in a DMC game with Gura. Home.
>>11029279How wet was her chair?
>>11029196THE DAMAGE THE DONE THE PAIN SUBSIDES AND I CAN SEE THE FEAR, CLEAR WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYES
>How do we rev the swordGURA YOU SPENT LITERAL HOURS LEARNING HOW IN DMC5
iofi postiofi image
Forgive me Mori as I won't be able to stop watching Gura for you tonight.....
why haven't we seen any more off collabs in EN? We know that ame and gura are in the same country, and it's not like we're still in lockdown.
NO GURA, THE DMCA
BLUE SLIMER
>>11028977why did they change it?
Can you cheese in this game, like in 5?
>>11029226i wish cover would hire him, his gura animations are so amazing
legend says this chumbud is still yearning for the keeki
DMC4 has the best orb design of the franchise
>>11029305Watch both?
>IS THAT A FUCKING GLORB?>YOO, LOOK AT THOSE BORBS!I'm being shot through the heart by Gura
Did anyone of the people working on this game leave with Kamiya for Platinum cause the world looks a lot like Bayo1?
>>11029305Just have her on in the background.
>>11029258And I was one of the original 13. We can all make up stupid shit on an anonymous Nicaraguan penguin hunting forum, fuck off.
>>11029319permissions.
>>11029313>posting the wrong crying devil
>>11029300That was month ago and this is Gura. She forgot to rev the sword in the final Vergil fight in 5
>>11029276She's been calling him like that since she started the series all those months ago, dude. And if that's enough to bother enough to jump into discussions about it then I think you have problems.
>>11029308Because there's no such thing as a fucking bullet train and even getting from one side to the other side of a given state can take six fucking hours by car.
>>11029180I can't get over the fact that all 3 protagonists of these games all used to be in Power Rangers
Just made it home. Feeling like it's gonna be a good night fellas
>>11029308America's fucking huge bro, people from countries not called Russia or China can barely conceive of how big it is.
>>11029298I never kneel and I'll never restYou can tear the heart from my chestI'll make you see what I do best,I'll succeed as you breathe your very last breath.
>>11029233I thought the fanbase reflected their oshi
>>11029308>expecting two autistic hikki girls to travel for an off collab
>>11029258>I've watched vtubers since kizunas time and hololive long before this board was ever createdAnd you think this gives you...power over me?
>>11029250True power is missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation, according to this chart.
>>11029315FROM HUEY LEWIS
>>110293005 months ago
>>11029308>Take a train to anywhere within metro tokyovs>Take an airplane and take off multiple days to do an off collabAmerica is fucking huge my dude
>>11029001based>>11029339wait for real?wtf
>BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST
>>11029305>Not using her as a BGMWeak. Angsty early 00's karaoke is actually the perfect backing track for DMC4.
>>11029331doxxbud can't resist the trash compactor...
>>11029005>>11029095>bants hard with Vergil in 3, loses contact>edgelords it up in 1/2 because muh no famiry>finds family again, bants it up in 4>finds Vergil abandoned the bants in 5, edges it up for a bit but then when Vergil proper is back it's bants once again
roberu is getting bullied with superchats again.....how does he do it.......
next game do you want dmc 0 (sparda) or 6 (nero's son)?
get fucked stream snipers..?
>>11029346>>11029365When was the last time YOU played DMC4?
>>11029308Yeah Ame will just take a 6 hours flight and then a 2 hour bus ride from the West Coast to the the rural east coast for an offcollab
>Metroid Dread INCOMING
GURA HAS PERMS FOR DREAD
How is her being on the left side weird?
Why did Capcom ditch Dante's Okinawan skin color?
>not supposed to talk about Metroid DreadRRATS??
>i dont know if i was supposed to talk about that
>>11029355I'm a chumbud but i'm not cute and funny
yabai
>can't talk about metroid because she's streaming dmcpermissions hate
>Gura shilling DMC>For free
>I don't know if I'm supposed to talk about MetroidWhat the fuck
>>11029338>>11029356>getting this triggered over nothinghahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
>>11029371straight from the horses mouth.
>Can't say the name of the game on her scheduleCover.....
>I don't know if I'm supposed to talk about that???
SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE DREAD LEAK
>she can't talk about Dreadrrats?
>>11029393>Vergil abandoned the bantsKek
>>11029349The whole point is that it escalated lately. And yes it genuinely bothers me enough to struggle watching any more of her. You're free to like it but you can also deal with me talking about my dislike of it.
What fucking Mad-catz tier bullshit is Gura playing with?!
demon fluid...
The demon semen...
>>11029415Are you a kusogaki at least?
>demon fluid
I'll show you what demon fluid is Gura, just tug on my demon sword.
Towa fluid....
>open sana's member stream reservation>see thumbnailKekThanks Ame
>>11029437?
>crystallized demon fluid>gigglesGURA
>>11029404wouldn't you do that for gura?
Is Dread maybe a sponsored stream? She intended to play it anyway
This soda minecraft vod is too cute
>>11029399what is she doing, petting her cat?
in 10 minutes i will close gura's stream and watch the rat
>has ?????? right before Dread on schedule>Apparently can't talk about itSo Dread is a sponsored stream?
Gura dick
GURA'S DEMON FLUID UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11029359Sparda knew what was up
>>11029446Well you'll also have to deal with me calling you a huge baby whenever you bring it up
>>11029403When Special Edition was released, and that was just for Vergil, Trish, and Lady. Haven't done a proper run in a long time.
>>11029278Oh so you didn't find any?
>>11029439Nintendo will find her and beat her kneecaps with baseball bats if she speaks about their products without previous faxed and scanned permission please understand
>>11029426what happened, did they lose a paper again or something?
If Gura was wearing a heart rate monitor, it'd be spiking to 150 as she opens the options screen.
>>11029399If they can actually present sparda in a way that lives up to the hype, then absolutely dmc 0
>>11026464Nibun no ichi, because they're bros!
>>11029399DmC: Cinco de Mayo
>>11029482What the rrat doin
there’s that beautiful stinger spam..
>>11029465
>Greeb orbs are demon cum
>>11029483The ??? is the DBD collab they were trying to surprise us with
>>11029496i though she was past that in season 2
>>11029446Yeah, and I can call you an autistic fucking sperg too.
>>11029457actually, yeah when i was a kid
>>11029338I'll fuck off right after you kill yourself on livestream ;)btw thoughts on season 2 gura?
>>11029505the mad rrat game again
>>11029490That's fine. Whatever. It's fucking 4chan. Arguing inconsequential shit is what it's made for.
>>11029464That Yatagarasu kills me every time I see it
NekoRyS
Why did it take so long for this series to let you pick a custom button layout?
>>11029483Nintendo is a permissions bastard is the answer to your question, probably>"Can our talents play Metroid: Dread, Nintendo?">Nintendo: "Only if you ask me EVERY SINGLE TIME for permission."
>>11029399Whatever gives me more Dante and Vergil
>>11029308You're more likely to get an offcollab between one of those two and ceres/mumei than ame/gura, and that's because we don't have a good read on where those two are within the US.
[Important News] Noel karaokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKw69mZz2Dg
>>11029466maybe he means that the full game was leaked a few days ago
Fuck Backseaters. Let her play the game you cocksuckers.
>>11029308None of the girls in EN live remotely close to each other at all other than the ones who are in Japan.
>>11029399I REALLY want a Sparda (the weapon) moveset that lives up to its transformation gimmick instead of just being a visual reskin of the Force Edge/Rebellion moveset one day.
>>11029534IRyS gets cuter and cuter every day.
>>11029399I want a spinoff starring Lady and Trish, but it'll never happen.
My wife Mori will be on soon
>>11029493I think you replied to the wrong post friend. Try the other one that lists examples instead of acting smug at my shitpost.
>>11029399Nero isn't old, anon, he can do more things...
>>11029573I want to marry Lady
Guwa...
glorb
>>11029537Games developed in the 2000s hated pandering to disabled gamers that want accessibility options
>>11029550c:<
>>11029540>Inb4 Gura can only play the beginning because it's a new game and Nintendo thinks "People watching game = less sales"
>your oshi>your son of sparda
>>11029308It takes the same time to get through an American airport as it does to take a Japanese train to the other side of their country.
Glorb glura...
>>11029399Nero, and then his children who are twins who are brother and sister.Get on it Itsuno.
>>11029599RisuVergil
Dark game...
>>11029597>Nintendo caring about streamers possibly losing them sales after the entire fucking game has been free to play online for multiple days nowI believe it, honestly
doorbros..
>>11029599SanaVergil FUCKS
>>11029599MoriVergil
Glorbies sounds like something out of Rick and Morty
>>11029599AnyaVergil of course
>>11029308https://litter.catbox.moe/exn27t.PNGLook at this shit dude.
>>11029599KiaraGura
>>11029599AyamefriendVergil
>>11029351>>11029353>>11029366>>11029404>>11029560Yes. One of them can make a trip of it, and stay with the other for a few days. Even if it's long, it's not that hard, and they'd have more content to talk about.
>drinking soup from a cupdo americans really?
>>11029599KiaraDante
>>11029308You're getting one in a week and a half, shut up
Who in their right mind drinks soup from a cup?
Oh, I forgot, because I was listening while cookingGarage Gura
>>11029599Gura Vergil
>>11029485>Says Gura dick>Doesn't actually post Gura dickWhy is anon like this?
>>11029599AmeDante
>>11029483It's probably more Capcom having a clause in whatever autistic license agreement they cooked up that says they can't talk about other games during the stream
>>11029636They're not going to fucking do it and you're going to have to accept that
>>11029599Mori I like Nero but probably dante
>gura randomly does the mcdonald's jingle
>>11029599ChiaraVirgilio
you think gura is gonna start feeling unsatisfied when she's steamrolling everything?
>>11029599MarineDante
>>11029599GuraGura
>>11029644who?
>>11029599GuraVergil
Is the audio supposed to be this boomy?
When do you think Gura will stream Dread?7PDT/10EDT?
>>11029621>the entire fucking game has been free to play online for multiple days nowOh my god how did they fuck that up
>Gura's disappointment slowly seeping in realizing this is a Nero gameNerobros...
>>11029599MatsuriDante
>>11029599Korone Dante
>>11029599OkayuVergil
>>11029599MoriDonde
Why is she using uwu speak so often?
>>11029446Gura does things in waves. She'll get tired of it in a few more weeks or month and move on to something else
>>11029599KiaraNewo
>>11029597>This is why Gura was ok scheduling DbD at her normal time because she knows she's only going to an hour of Dread.Fuck
>>11029631WowThat's cheap as fuck, granted that's probably just one way.>t. paid double that to fly half that distance a few years ago.
>>11029599GoombaDonte
>>11029631Is that supposed to be expensive or time-consuming? Shit nigga just sleep on the plane.
>>11029667No, Gura hates challenge unless it's a rhythm game
>>11029663Her american mind is on
>>11029645I used to drink some of those instant soup things from a mug. Was pretty nice.
>>11029667She's going to die to Berial at least two times. Calling it.
>>11029636No.
>>11029599IRySDante is the COOLEST and Vergil is only cool because of his contrast to Dante
>>11029636Yes anon, but it's been a year, their first of collab will be on Japan with all the myth girls
>>11029636Consider this: All of these girls are autistic hiki NEETs.
>>11029631Least the flights are cheap, but fuck dealing with airlines during this retard era
Yeah that right, say nothing faggot sperg. Imagine getting triggered and then acting like an elitist retard and immediately start flinging around the word newfag. Fucking embarrassment to the human race.Season 2 gura.
>7 years for the special editionReally?
>>11029688Her normal stream time hopefully.
>>11029690You've never played this game, have you?
Hope Gura doesnt force herself to do secret missions. There's one coming up that can't be done unless she powers up.
>>11029697Cunny.
>>11029595I just want "jump" on circle like pretty much every other game on the PS2.
>>11029672IRyS/Mori off collab karaoke on the 19th
https://files.catbox.moe/hbxyv3.webmCan someone translate?
>>11029697that's where she's from stop being racist
>>11029730What?
>>11029712Yeah but she might miss that feeling of overcoming a wall like in dmc3.
I hope I'm not jinxing it, but I love how much better Gura's gotten at this. She mixes up her abilities like she's supposed to instead of just stinger spamming, it's great.
>>11029732one wordC A P C O M
>>11029733I don't know why but teamup has the ??? collab at 8pm
WEEGIE
>>11029700Wait what no she didn't.... the schedule has no dates for DbD and Dread
Gura likes the glowies....
>>11029687They didn't fuck up, someone at a shop that sells the game took a copy home and dumped the rom online
>>11029599KiaraDante because he isn't a sex haver like Vergil