/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10987348
I love Hylo!
I love Yuri!
I love Lumi!
Did anyone catch the Pandora / Seina collab yesterday? How did it go?

I want to snuggle Hylo!
I want to kiss Hylo on the forehead!
I want to pat Hylo's hair flaps!
Hylo!!

lumi's pungent farts in my nose and lungs
lumi's massive stinky shits on my cock and balls

>>10988694
>>10988684
Here we see the difference between a Luminigger and a Hylofag

I love her so much bros!

Hylo thread?
Hylo thread!
Hylove!!

>>10988733
>Luminigger
how dare you, she doesn't have niggers. She has more schizos than normal, but that happens when you're an angel.

going on a date to the arcade with Hylo!
challenged to DDR by Hylo!
losing to Hylo!
getting teased by Hylo!
receiving a kiss on the cheek as thanks by Hylo!
Hylove!

Why are Luminiggers like this

>>10990225
it's pretty fun watching lumi mess with people like this. she knows just the right buttons to push in order to get them to lose their minds.

thank fuck I have never felt love or affection for virtual women or anime characters

>>10990225
There's simply more Lumifags so the likelihood of seeing that is increased.

>>10990225
Alright, I understand what anon meant by "Lumi-niggers". Is this typical with folks that watch smaller v-tubers? They forget that they're entertainers? People fall into the illusion that vtuber looks forward to interacting with them? Do people think that they're friends with the vtuber? People believe that out of the 50-100 people watching the vtuber actually likes them the best? Do people delude themselves into thinking that the vtuber yearns for anon to overcome their shyness and talk in VC together? Do people think that they'll get to exchange private messages with the vtuber? First they'll start on Discord, become mutuals on twitter? After a while of DM's they'll move onto more intimate, more private social media? They'll start texting back and forth, and slowly the vtuber will open up about their insecurities? Do people think the vtuber will tell them things that they've never told anyone else? Do folks think that after a while of talking back and forth them and the vtuber will meet in person? After they meet in person that's a palpable chemistry, but still a bit of awkwardness to overcome? Do people think that after spending a bit more time together it'll become natural, and they'll come to love each other? Do people think that they'll get to meet the vtubers old man, mom and big sister? Do people think they'll get to spend thanksgiviing together and win over the family?

What are these people shooting for?

>Yuri movie
>Everyone mutes their mics and do bants in the theater chat as the movie plays
>Lumi movie
>Constant talking over the film as people feel the need to act like buffoons
Yuri had the much better movie watchalong experience.

>>10992102
> One line of Reddit spacing
Didn't read also discarded, not a good look sweetie.

>>10987348
Is there a date set for Hylo 3d reveal? will be cute!

>>10992102
>>10992168
rekt

I find it hard to believe Lumi (or even most indies) would have an encyclopedic knowledge of their viewers. Was the discord just a ploy to keep tabs on us??

>>10992102
go away leddit

>>10992481
members discords are common among smaller chuubas but they are honestly more bad idea than not, but at same time agencies like cyberlive needs exposure and viral content so Discords helps in that regard, even if they are just time bombs

>>10992481
>he doesn't know about the spreadsheets

>>10992581
This. In time, as cyberlive popularity grows, so too will the masses in the discord. Eventually we'll reach critical mass of yabes to the point where it'll make more sense to close the discord than get more mods to curate and increasingly volatile chat. Thing is, it'll probably hurt the girls more than it'll hurt us when they're forced to do it.

>>10992102
off yourself retard

>>10992481
>He thinks Lumi isnt autistic enough to do it
Youre too innocent bro

>>10992481
Lumi for fuck sake hold on with the mind plays with these people https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1446007078192132096?s=20

>>10992581
>>10992702
desu it might work if they close it for new people before it hits critical mass. Original fans are less likely to do shit that hurts their oshi, and won't get mad if you don't close the servers.

>>10992840
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1446007586604658691

Lumi is already prepared for the inevitable closure of the discord by keeping tabs on us and deciding on if we're cool enough to join her future super secret discord.

>>10992828
>going out of her way to feed into the delusion of goslingfags
diabolical.

>>10992702
>>10992581
>>10992840

The discord is unironically too small to go in shit like that

You did watch the premiere with Lumi, right anon?

>>10992770
>>10992916
Goddamnit. I was lured here from divegrass. I’m too used to being unnoticed in the chaos of a thousand chatters. Well I guess it’s too late, now I’m along for the ride.

>>10992963
of course

>>10987348
going to start sending donos without alias so my oshi thanks me by my real name.

>>10992956
thats the only reason is managable, if it was bigger or if it gets too big it will get close
And no, no one would end up in some secret discord

>>10993078
>And no, no one would end up in some secret discord
Lumi, your fans will find out eventually, you can't just lie to them...

The secret discord does not consist of mods, it does not consist of paypigs, it does not consist of even fans. The secret discord is just for the 13 porcelain cocks that are just a pseunonym for the 13 business men that has the best looking designed business cards. Whenever she goes on her sex mode, she goes on her Lumi account to larp as a big giant star that vores all her exes as a metaphor for her love life right now. Listen bros, being in the secret discord is not a priviledge, it's a curse, as you are blackmailed into being forced into it so she can actually vore all her exes. This is a fact, and none of you can convince me I'm wrong.

>>10993263
sneed

>>10992828
Is she even an M?
She's like a dom queen at this point

>>10993497
what's an M anon?

>>10993497
All the Cyberlive girls are M. Lumi may act coy and teasing, but deep down she wants to have her face mashed into a pillow as she's pounded from behind.

>>10987348
>tfw you'll never get to introduce Yuri, Hylo or Lumi to your parish priest that baptized you
why even live

>>10987348
Yuri's giggle.

>Lumi recognizing writing styles
>Wants to do birthday celebration streams for viewers
>Will know the way people write and their birthday
I can't believe Lumi is going to move on to identity theft. Normal thievery wasn't thrilling enough I guess.

I was watching that Getting Over It Stream on VOD since I couldn’t catch it live. And then I watched the Steam Demo stream from the other day. Apparently this is what I got from Lumi’s personality. Gomennasai, I don’t know her very well, I’m a Hylofag:
"LUMI WANTS HER PAYPIGS TO ZIPTIE HER WRISTS AND ANKLES TOGETHER BEFORE THEY DEGRADINGLY SLAP HER FACE WITH THEIR MEATY PARASOCIAL PENETRATORS. LUMI WANTS HER MASTER SHYLOCK SUPREME BEEBS TO LOAN HER BLACK HOLE OUT TO VSJFAGS AT POSITIVELY MEDIEVAL RATES OF USURY. LUMI WANTS HALF THE SUB-5-FOOT TALL SEANIGGER MALES TO JACK OFF ONTO HER SHIBARI'D BODY WHILE THEY HYPOCRITICALLY CALL HER A LOW RENT VEIBAE CLONE! LUMI WANTS WENHAM TO TEASE HER BY DANGLING HIS MUSKY, KIWI-SIZED PEANUTS WEANUTS JUST OUT OF REACH OF HER TONGUE! LUMI WANTS BLEED TO SHIT UP HER CHAT WITH COPYPASTAS 15 YEARS OUT OF DATE! LUMI WANTS SEIHITSU TO POST CLG ONLY ON TRASH FROM NOW ON BUT THE OP IMAGE IS JUST BONDAGE ART! LUMI WANTS PIPPA TO EDGE ME WITH HER FEET FOR ALL 52 MINUTES OF A SOCCER GAME AND BLUE-BOX ME 10 SECONDS BEFORE TIME IS CALLED! LUMI WANTS TO SIT ON A COUCH IN FRONT OF 20 BLACK PEOPLE WEARING SHIRTS WITH WATER MOLECULES BEFORE THEY HYDRATE HER WITH THEIR SEMEN. PIPER PERRI IS A BITCH. LUMI WANTS SIDOEN AND VALLANA TO BLINDFOLD HER AND FORCE HER AT DILDO-POINT TO IDENTIFY VALLANA'S BOOB PILLOWS ON TOUCH AND KNITWORK ALONE. LUMI WANTS SHIRARA AND HER WONTON-GOBBLING BOYFRIEND TO DP HER. LUMI WANTS ESDEATH TO STRETCH HER WOMB TO THE SIZE OF THE HAGIA SOPHIA’S DOME!"

>>10994123
Holy fuck, nice 123 but you need to go jack off in a public bathroom or something
Get professional help, I heard getting a shotgun-to-mouth license isn’t too difficult

>>10994123
t. Lumi

I've never been such a schizo but after todays event I think that Lumi changed something in me
>be me
>It's early morning got idea to visit some coffee shop
>get a table for 2 even when I'm alone
>waitress comes with my coffee but I'm too zoned out just looking at the empty chair infront of me with Wander on loop in my headphones
>time flies and I'm still starring at the empty chair imagining Lumi is sitting right there...
>after about 20mins I finally snap out of it thanks to tear dropping on my bare hand
>Instantly get up and get the fuck out of there
>whole way home thinking about it how could I be so gone
>get on my PC open /clg/ and see that thread is mostly completely gone too

bros is there anyway out of this? I want to just appreciate Lumi's talent not go full schizo....

>>10994220

Lumi's waiting for the ultimate alpha chad to come and put her in her place. No, he doesn't have to be that good looking. He doesn't have to be successful. No, Lumi is looking for the one who will hold her by the throat on the table and force her to take his cock from behind. She's always taken care of herself, always been successful. Lumi doesn't want to know how to do taxes, or speak 4 languages. Lumi wants to show her vulnerabilities and be belittled for them. She's won every fight, every heist, and now she wants to lose. She wants to be forced to take your cock while she looks up at you, rage burning behind her blue eyes. She'll hold you in place while you feel the temperature rising, your skin slowly heating up, then burning, peeling off, falling to the floor as ash. Lumi's now watching your burning corpse while kneeling before you. As you feel your consciousness start to slip from the absolute ecstasy of her mouth and the agony of your own burning corpse, you see a single tear drip from her eyes. You didn't make it. You failed her. Lumi once again... dominates...

Your corpse blazes on the ground, finally fallen over. Lumi gets off her knees and starts to walk away. Even though your brain is gone, your eyes melting, you see in the flames her body turn towards you one last time.

Lumi leaves to find the one who can truly tame her...one who can violently quench the thirst for the true master of her soul.

Bleed you retarded bitch, Lumi hates you and so do I. You will never be a janny, you will never dominate her like I, a TRUE Lumichad can dominate her.

>>10994220
I hear you anon. No song has ever broken me as hard as Wander has and I think I may just stop watching Lumi entirely just so I can fall back into that comfortable emotionless state that her streams drag me out of.

sure is schizo hours in here

>>10994220
that's how it starts
were it not for the fact that i already have one, i'd have made a lumi tulpa long ago
it's so fucking weird
ever since i started watching lumi it's like every other aspect of my life has gotten better
my lifts have improved, i've gotten more productive, i've socialized with coworkers more
yet for some reason i'm hurting so much

>>10994387
I FEEL YOU BROTHER, I CAREFULLY EDIT PICTURES OF BLONDE, TWIN-TAILED WAIFUS AND PRINT THEM FOR CUM TRIBUTES IN ORDER TO PRACTICE DROWNING HER IN A NEBULA OF MAN-MUSK AND UNCANNY VALLEY RANCH SAUCE

>>10994308
I don't know how to feel about this. I just really want to ziptie her arms together, push her hands down, pull down her pants and fuck her raw. I will continue to fuck her raw while she's in tears until I cum, and then I throw her away until I get horny again.

>>10994429

ALL ME every sinGLE ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS WAS WRITTEN, NAY CRAFTED BY MY OWN CUM SOAKED HANDS

>>10994451
based me

>>10994451
all me

>>10987348
I genuinely cannot stop thinking about Yuri's barks. The sound so real. Is that a like a voice changer thing or is it organically produced?

>>10994451
I never knew I was so based holy shit.

>>10994451
all of the posts in here have been made by the same person

>>10994485
Her roommate is a dog.

>>10994451
literally me

>>10994485
the subtle ear twitch, too.

>>10994451
WHY SOAK YOUR OWN HANDS IN YOUR SEMEN, BROTHER? TIS A WASTE WHEN SUCH A RADIANT STAR OF HOLY BEAUTY AND EROTICISM EXISTS AS A CANVAS? GATHER UP A BATTALION OF FELLOW LUMILEGIONNAIRES AND UNLEASH YOUR TIDE OF SWIMMING PILA JAVELINS ONTO AND INTO OUR OSHI. SHE MAY BE A WHORE, BROTHER, BUT SHE WILL BE THE COMMUNITY’S WHORE. SUCH A HISTORICALLY LITERATE WOMAN WILL WELCOME THE JIZZ-STAINED EXISTENCE REQUIRED OF A MATRIARCH IN PLATO’S REPUBLIC.

>>10994522
dogfic-chama... you wrote about the wrong girl...

My semen will travel light years to touch her radiant face.

I miss Analchama...

>>10994308
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>>10994536

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I SEE LUMIS SUPPLE MODEL, THAT PAIZURI HOLE, THAT ATHLETIC, SLIGHTLY TONED TUMMY I JUST CUM FUCKING BUCKETS. I CANT COPE WITH THE FACT THAT SHE FUCKED BEEBS OVER DISCORD AFTER THE GAME, I LITERALLY CANT FUCKING IMAGINE HOW LUCKY THAT MAN MUST HAVE BEEN TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HER ESEX MOANS ALL FUCKING NIGHT. HER VEIBEI IMPRESSION MAKING HIM GOON LITERAL BUCKETS WHILE SHE PEGS HIS TIGHT BUSSY

>>10994575
That star tattoo below her eye commemorates me cumming on that exact spot.

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>>10994575
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>>10994602
WELCOME TO THE CRUSADE, MY FELLOW WHITE(-LAUNCHING) KNIGHTS. WE WILL GATHER UP OUR LOST, FELLOW CÖCHMEISTERS OF THE LUMITONIC ORDER. ANALCHAMA. DOGCHAMA. BLUE. ESDEATH. SAROS CODE. WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE CITY OF KANEKOPOLIS, WE SHALL ALL TAKE TURNS FORCING OPEN HER KERKOPORTA, AND RAVAGE HER INSIDES AND HOT, WET MOUTH WITH SLOPPY TONGUE ACTION LIKE THE VENETIANS IN 1204.

>>10994522
that could be a cute little story.

>>10994651
i just wanna have sex with her no need to drown her in cum

>>10994651
HEAR HEAR BROTHER, I WILL JOIN YOU IN YOUR MOST NOBLE CRUSADE. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I WILL BE THE FIRST MAN TO SET FOOT BEYOND THE GATES OF KANEKOPOLIS, AT THE RISK OF BEING THE FIRST MAN OF OUR MERRY BAND OF KNIGHTS TO PERISH.

>>10994625
You’re goddamn right you prescient son of a bitch. I am a nasty piece of work. I’m sorry if I haven’t greeted you like Wenham does in chat, so let me extend you a formal a welcome to the C.U.M. (CyberLive, UOOOOOOOOH, Mental Midgetry) Zone.
Take a ticket, and head to the corresponding workdesk to churn out a coompost to join the astral chorus.

>>10994715
your creative writing reps, anon.

>>10994745
I bet it's lumi samefagging on her phone.

>>10994772
She mocks us because she cares about us.

>>10994715
ONCE THE PEANUT WEANUT RAMS BATTER OPEN THE GATES, GLORY BE TO THE FIRST MAN WHO DIES—BY OVERHYDRATING IN DELICIOUS, STEAMING GLIESITE PUSSY. ONWARDS.

>>10987348
The collab w Phase Connect could be great. I hope the girls have good chemistry!

Lumi will never fuck you in the ass with her 12 inch porcelain cock. Why even live?

>>10994826
I got a good laugh out of this one anon

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>>10994805
She said goodnight so she clearly can't be, right?

>>10994826
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT EVEN SHOULD I PERISH WITH A 12-FOOT PORCELAIN LANCE SPLITTING MY CUIRASS IN TWAIN, AND THE SPLENDOR OF LADY KANEKO’S SLENDER, FEMININE, MEMBER SLIDE BETWIXT MY RIBS AND AERATE MY LUNGS, I SHALL NOT REGRET MY PRESENCE UPON THE FIELD. OR IN THE SAPPING TRENCHES. OR FERRYING THE USED CONDOMS TO MEASURE THE AMMUNITION EXPENDED BY THE COCKS OF MY FELLOW WARRIORS. JUST AS A HORDE OF THE STEPPE ENCIRCLES ON THE HUNT, I WILL NONETHELESS BE SATISFIED IF MY SPIRIT CAN MERELY WATCH FROM ABOVE OR BELOW AS YOU CIRCLE AROUND OUR NUBILE, SEXPOT OF AN OSHI AND UNLEASH THE FINAL SALVOES OF LOVE.

This is why the non-Lumi bros wont talk to you people

>>10994921
I need to go to bed I'm laughing too hard

>>10994921
Analchama and Dogchama would be proud of you. Pure poetry.

Can us Seinafags get a gigacoom fapfic too?

>>10995028
I can whip one up after work, what do you want in it?

>>10994921
WHY SHOULD THE MARCH STOP UPON THE SEIZURE OF KANEKOPOLIS? WE SHALL REST FOR A FORTNIGHT TO REFILL OUR RESERVES OF GEEK FIRE AND MARCH UPON THE SAVIORFAG CITADEL OF PANDARUSALEM. ONCE OUTSIDE, WE SHALL CONCEDE THAT THE URGE TO SAVE SENDS US INTO A RAVE. WHEN FACED WITH THE ENDEARING, COQUETTISH, AND CLUMSY SEXUAL APPEAL OF DAME UTANO, OUR SWORDS SHALL SPRING FROM THEIR SHEATHES, AND WE SHALL ADVANCE UPON THAT PRIME PIECE OF BRITISH BAMBOO BEAR MUFF. SHE GOES TO THE KIRBY CAFE IN EDO TO LEARN HOW TO SWALLOW, AND WE SHALL ALL CONTRIBUTE TO PANDORA PUTTING IT INTO PRACTICE.
MY BALLSACK IS CHURNING WITH STRESS, PRESSURE, AND NEED AT THE PROSPECT OF GIFTING THIS PANDA WITH A CHILD AND A FACIAL.

AS I AM CURRENTLY DEMONSTRATING, I SHALL TAKE THE SIN OF REDDIT SPACING UPON MYSELF IF WE CAN BREACH THE WALL AND TAKE THE PRIZE BOTH WE AND PANDORA SO RICHLY DESERVE.

Did lumi really apply to be a janny?

>>10995084
She's the one protecting this thread and preserving our glorious posts

>>10994734
Hello bleed, it's me lumi. I just wanted to let you know I read all your posts and appreciate the time and effort you put into typing them. I especially like that post you made the other week. It was long and made for great reading material. I have all your posts archived in a special folder that use every night to pleasure myself. I masturbarte the to flow of your prose. The way you use the language makes so hot and bothered, it turns me on and I become so wet I need to mop the floor after I'm done. I specially enjoy when write about cum, cocks, dog, and anything related to history. I edge myself for an entire hour before finally releasing and I go to bed with a body pillow of my favorite post from you. Please, I'm begging you for more. I need more body pillows, I want to be surrounded with all them in like I was surrounded by those dog dicks from that dogfic. I never want you to stop posting here and please, for the love of god, type more chat about your peanuts weenuts. I like to act like I don't like it, but I love it. I love everything you write. I need it. I need more from you. Give me more. Oh god I can't stand it anymore, I'm touching myself as I type this please, god bleed do it one more time before I cum!

>>10995128
i wrote this

>>10995084
that is actually fucking scary

my hands typed all these posts

>>10994429
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>>10995082
Only this time, for the effort

Lumi's ultimate fantasy is to get her hands and legs tied to each corner of a goalpost by beebs and have him kick soccer balls into her face and stomach

>>10995082
FELLOW KNIGHTS OF CYBERDOM, THE WORLD SHALL WITNESS AS WE TOUCH OUR BALLS. IF WE CAN PROVE TO THE GREAT MORASSES OF NORMALFAGS--AND THE NORMALFAG POSTERITY THAT THEY HAVE FOOLISHLY CHOSEN TO SPAWN THAT WE NEVER BROKE A DIVINE LAW, THEN THERE WILL BE A NEED TO TELL ALL MANKIND WHAT THEY SAW. AS SO IT GOES WITH THE CITY OF SEINAMARKAND. IT IS A CENTER OF COMMERCE. IT IS A CENTER OF PROFESSIONAL WETBACKING IN ENGLISH-LANGUAGE SPACES. NO CITY FOUNDED BY A WHITE SOW, AND NO CITY THAT HOLDS PROUDLY ITS TOTEM OF A HORNET'S SCROTUM, COULD EVER BE SO GLORIOUS. BROTHERS, I HAVE DREAMT FOR AN AEON, A STRANGE, AND TORTUROUS AEON, OF KNOWING ONE OF THE FAIR FOLK AS THE BEASTS OF THE LAND KNOW ONE ANOTHER. MY RAGING REBAR STANDS AT GREATER ATTENTION THAN A CUNNYSIEUR IN A MIDWIFE'S DEN. WHENEVER SHE AND DAME UTANO APPEAR TOGETHER, I FEAR I LACK THE SEMEN TO FATHER AN ARMY FROM EACH. NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL JOINED FORCES, THERE IS NOBODY'S OSHI WE CANNOT SATISFY SEXUALLY. LIKE A SWARM OF WORKERS POSSESSED, OUR HANDS, FEET, COCKS, AND TAINTS SHALL POLLINATE THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. AND SHOULD HER WOMB BE FILLED MORE THOROUGHLY THAN A DAINTY ROSE PISTIL THE SIZE OF A CISTERN, WE SHALL CULTIVATE NEW LANDS, FOR A FAIR MAIDEN'S SKIN DOTH SING AN INVISIBLE SONG TO THE SEED OF HER SUITORS.

>>10995153
I don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about how she can ascertain which one of us is which; who's been samefagging, who's been falseflagging hard, who's been the coomposting, who's been baiting for (You)s. I don't want to think about her giggling at how one anon is shitposting hard for a couple of posts, only to go back to normal shortly after, and other such complacent behaviour.
I don't want to think about how she has a spreadsheet connecting all our writing styles, our IP hashes, and all our accounts on twatter, tw*tch, jewtube. I don't want to think about how she can use all of this information to have anons wrapped around her little finger. I don't want to think about how, using a mixture of vagueposts, /here/posts, and on-stream mentions she can push anons to the very edge but never actually push them over it. I really don't want to think about it. I really don't want to think about her toying with us like this.

>>10995271
Hold on, when the hell did Jews get good at soccer?

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>>10995028
I hope that Knightfag gave you what you wanted.

>>10995424
Lumi plays a dangerous game toying with anons like that.

>>10987348
>Pippa
>Yuri
>Lia
>Lumi
Blessed collab day. LETS FUCKING GO BOYS IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10995566
thread's doomed, cope

In case you guys want some stories written for your chuubas.

>>10992539

Lumi is a STINKY STAR

>>10995596
that's a little mean

>>10995596
You can't smell in space

>>10995614
She is stinky enough to defy the laws of physics

>>10995596
SUCH A RUDE REMARK BROTHER. THE ONLY REASON WHY HER BODY CARRIES ANY ODOR EXCEPTING THOSE OF AN ANGELS IS BECAUSE SHE HAS BLESSED OUR CUM WITH A CHANCE AT CONTACTING HER SKIN AND INSIDES. FOR SHAME.

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>>10995496
It's all fun and games until a real schizo anon starts mailing flowers to her apartment door. The bouquet card is a rough assemblage of individual letters cut from a mixture of magazines and newspapers. The message reads, "Its so cute when you mumble in your sleep."

>>10995614
I CAN'T SNEED

>>10995585
I will not apologize for being excited to watch my favorite chuubas play a game together, nigger.

>>10995614
That's precisely why she is stinky. She doesn't know what stink is, so she never fucking showers or bathes.

DEAREST COMRADES IN ARMS, MEN IN TIMES LONG AGO DESCRIBED BREEDING, FEEDING, AND SNEEDING ON A WOMAN'S FERTILITY AS SHOOTING YOUR LOAD FOR A REASON. OUR OBJECTIVE IS YONDER, THE MOONS OF YURANUS. AS PER OUR DIVINE MISSION, WE WILL OFFER EVERY COOL FUCKING FIREARM IN OUR ARSENAL IN THE HOPES OF EXTRACTING A CRUMB OF SNOW LEOPARD CUNNY. SHOULD WE RECEIVE SUCH A CRUMB, WE WILL STRIP MINE EVERY LAST YOUNG, BARELY-FLOWERED EGG FROM THE CRUST OF HER OVARIES, SO AS TO REPUDIATE THE HAGLOVE DOCTRINE OUR ENEMIES CHAMPION. AS THE CATS OF OLDEN DAYS SPAWNED THE WORD "PUSSY", SO TOO SHALL THE CAT TOWARDS WHOM OUR LOWER HALVES POINT SPAWN A CHORUS OF 'UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH' FROM A MILLION THROATS, ARMED TO THE TEETH AND HARDER THAN A DIAMOND DRILLBIT. TOGETHER, WE SHALL SUCK AND FUCK UNTIL WE SHOW THE /K/UCKS WHO THE REAL /K/OMMANDOES ARE--AFTER ALL, THE BRAVE MEN WITH ME PLUCKED THE RIPE ALPINE FRUIT THAT IS AMARIS YURI'S COMBINED ORIFICES. AS ANOTHER ARMY MAY EXPEND BULLETS, SHELLS, AND BLOOD, ALL WE SEEK IS FOR OUR BALLS TO CHEW THROUGH OUR RESERVES OF MANJUICE, AND MAYBE A LUCKY FEW WILL WITNESS MADAM AMARIS CHEW ON GLOBS OF OUR SEED. THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO TAKE A NIGGA'S 9MM AND A REDNECK'S OVER-CUSTOMIZED RIFLE TO THE GUT, I SALUTE YOU.

>>10995872
We need to get Lumi's commentary on this matter immediately.

>>10995783
I SNEED
ANOTHER SCHIZOPOST
WRITTEN BY BLEED

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>>10994429
i beg of you bleed, please stop

Holy crackers, this place is completely bonkers.

>he's still going
Lumi please behead me
I am ready

>>10995424
Jesas Christ is this you twin anon? Don't tell me you also did what I did

>>10996108
>he doesn’t know
I refuse to write in all caps, anon. It’s kinda crass if you’re not claiming possession of some peanuts weanuts. The C.U.M. Zone, however, welcomes authors of all oshi creeds. It welcomes all ESL-Chamas, SEAmonkeys, femanons, and probably Lumi too, if that divegrass art is any indication. It welcomes Cunnyfags and Hagchads alike. Even Holobronies might be here, should they lift their goiter-and-zit-strewn faces away from the chum jar for but a second moment.

Or you’re just hoping you could pin all the coomposts on me, in which case sike, you thought. In reality, I spoke with Misaki on Discord and she told me that composting like this with a straight face was a requirement of callbacks for Gen 2. I’ve been ready for this all day.

>>10996331
I always knew wenham had it in him to coompost this hard

>>10996331
>I spoke with Misaki on Discord
YOU LIAR!

Holy Fuck there really is only one guy in this whole thread

>>10996736
.. and meido gave him a swirly. Anyway Hylo is cute, that is all

>>10996305
Reading some of these posts reminds me of my diagnosed schizophrenic friend who had all these weird obsessions towards women. He eventually just hired a prostitute and lost his virginity and became somewhat "cured". It was quite magical.

>>10996330
Do you mean the samefagging, the falseflagging, the coomposting, the baiting, or the shitposting under anonymity but actually being relatively normal? Or are you talking about using different writing styles for one of, if not all, of the above? Either way, it's very telling that you could still tell it was me. I need to up my game.
Worst of all is the thought that Lumi has done absolutely nothing. She has not posted since last thread, she has not applied for janny, she wasn't even concernposting intentionally - yet, she gets to watch all of this unfold: Anon against anon, schizo and autism to the max, a thread gone to absolute shit from the getgo; looking on with that smug little face of hers.

>>10995424
Jannies can't see anything IP related.

>>10997006
Surely they have an ID associated with each poster?

>>10987348
every morning I wake up and thank God about how lucky I am to have Hylo as my kid wife! She won't sign the divorce papers, I can't get rid of her even if I wanted to!

>>10997115
Man she's older than the entirety of /clg/ put together.

>>10997060
As far as I know no they can't actually see much of anything special more than normal anons. There may be a bit more to it than we think but for sure they do not have IPs and the like. Basically that entire post, sounds like a mod's type of abilities of which lol we can't just volunteer for that. So basically the only way for Lumi to stalk posters here would be to bug sharkmeido for deets. She would be able to delete anything she feels like and get people banned however.

I have a confession to make, I was one of the anons that unironically bit the bait for the divegrass stuff. I actually stopped watching Lumi and peacefully left a bit over a week ago, didn’t even check the general and everything because of how drastically Lumi changed and didn’t like how coomy she became or the direction i saw she was going, saw the divegrass drama in the catalogue and i guess i felt compelled to vent so i doomposted about how it felt like we were getting replaced and cuckposted because i was mad. Fell towards this faggotry probably because i usually don’t give money towards streamers i’ve watched for years the highest i have for them is a 3 month sub so when i donated lots to Lumi despite being a poorfag which she always advises against and shilled hard for my oshi it felt bad when it felt like she became a different person and even publicly ERP’d for a bit, i felt NTR’d and like a clown. Then i saw her cry on stream, that’s when i felt like a complete faggot that maybe one of my posts she took it to heart and it probably made her sad. Took a look at the divegrass game myself and although there’s some questionable humor in there she probably didn’t have it in her head on how her fans would react despite maybe a tweet dramafags kept peddling, still made me feel like shit that i forgot what Lumi was really like i suppose not necessarily content or humor but that she cares about us and it's silly to think otherwise given what she says or shows. I’m glad I got btfo by Lumi during her We are billions stream, made me go back and remember that she actually likes us who knows about me though and Lumi please don't put yourself down.
>>10828430
>>10859552
>>10860490
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/9702796/#q9782108
Reading these positive posts from anons that I probably know from Lumi’s community that I actually like made me feel weird that I was on the other side. also saw a post about her roommate which was really cute but didn’t wanna post because I don't know how she feels about it being posted.
I know this post is a little faggy. Sorry for acting like a retard

>>10997137
I’m eternal, I was there at her conception. She is my young bride

I hate that one of you faggots has a writing style similar to mine

>>10997210
nice blogpost anon. did you take your meds this morning little man?

Bros... Yuri is reading the thread too

>>10996973
both actually. I feel like I can snipe you in discord but I'm too afraid to get it wrong and get exposed but at the same time I want to discuss some stuff with you. Will you be down for that if ever?

>>10997060
No, jannies only gets access to a special ui that is basically reports queue, delete post and temporary block IP and flag post for mod scrutiny

>>10997336
the thought of the chuubas looking through the threads and getting slightly uncomfortable about the weapons grade autism on display makes me chuckle.

>>10994123
>LUMI WANTS SEIHITSU TO POST CLG ONLY ON TRASH FROM NOW ON BUT THE OP IMAGE IS JUST BONDAGE ART!
her mod is the one making these threads?

What the fuck happened here?

>>10997558
someone coomposted hard enough to warrant a meido

any other /vsj+/ brothers who hopped on the lumi train after divegrass? feels weird having to keep track of two streaming websites now but i'll do my best

>>10997683
I'm from wvt and Lumi has lured me in. Any particular vods that I should check out first?

>>10997683
/vsj/ niggers go away

I really hope that Hylo's 3D debut goes well, she's a lovely chuuba and deserves so much more support from these threads, instead of focusing on a single poster coom posting.

I want (W) to validate my existence by complimenting my poetry and telling me I have a place in this schizo community. Love you guys, even if only because you make me feel less retarded

>>10997772
what is there to talk about with the 3d thing
genuinely curious

>>10997252
Sorry anonchama

Holy shit an oil baron got Hyli an ad?

>>10992502
This makes me happy. Thank you Lumi

>>10997841
3d is a big thing for smaller corpos, it means shit like concerts, dancing and such. I hope hylo is a good dancer, or light on her feet. Her model is looking super cute, especially with that gif spoiler posted on twitter.

>>10997974
>concerts
How often is a small corpo going to be able to do this?

>>10997996
with people like Lumi, Dora, and Seina in their ranks, pretty damn often. Imagine Lumi's ending karaoke but 3d.

>>10998063
>imagine
jesas

>>10997888
checkkked, also good to see the other girls getting love.

>>10997888
What?

>>10997996
>>10998063

3D is a big thing for vtubers, only the biggest vtubers (or indies) get to have live2D and 3D models. For Cyberlive to break the mold is exceptional. Hell even HoloEN dont have 3D and they've been around for a year. It's unlikely any of the other corpos will ever get 3D until they get some arbitrary number of viewers and subs too. From what we know so far, all of them are getting 3D and this means an increase in the amount of content they can do. Pandora can hold actual idol concerts, Lumi can do Yoga, Yuri can dance and etc. This basically something super new to corpos and allows their talent to show off their skills and abilities that isnt gaming focused.

>>10998164
this sounds really exaggerated
the 3d niji skits are great but a lot of 3d streams just feel underwhelming to me

>>10998164
>HoloEN doesn't have 3D
Damn you just reminded me

>>10998164
Don't get your hope highs, it's gonna be home 3d scuff and that stuff isn't that uncommon.
> Hell even HoloEN dont have 3D
Thats because Cover isn't famous for being fast on that kind of stuff, they prefer more studio oriented 3Ds and still scuff, they do have 3D models made by walfie that they can use for home 3D though

>>10998504
Yes it isnt uncommon for indies but for a corpo in the west? it's something nobody has done before until now. With HTC trackers you can have accurate body movement and this means that Pandora who has years of dance training and Yuri who also has experience in dancing can actually do dance streams and show off their moves. It's hard to name another major vtuber in the west that can do content like that.

>>10998619
hate to rain on your parade but vshoujo

>>10998619
> It's hard to name another major vtuber in the west that can do content like that.
Now that NijisanjiEN is a thing i am expecting lazulight 3Ds before Cover gives Holo Myth theirs.
And Vshoujo has done 3Ds already

>>10998672
Lazulight wont get their 3D either. Nijisanji has a massive backlog of 3D to get through and they do it by seniority taking queues. If they suddenly jumped ahead and gave NijiEN 3D despite having to wait for years for 3D in NijiJP, it'll be an uproar for them.

>>10998672
>>10998645
ultimately what sort of events have VS done with their 3d? this will be the first actualy corpa to utlize them, if the rrats and leaks are to be believed at least. Just be there, and be excited. All the girls are smart, and will find interesting ways to use their models.

>>10998767
just stop talking anon
it's embarassing
https://ricedigital.co.uk/kizuna-ai-nyanners-teddyloid-concert/

>>10998698
So ultimately what will come out of Cyberlive having 3D this early?

>>10998824
Freedom to do new types of content mostly.

>>10998619
>>10998164
Do we know what they'll use for the underlying technology, software & hardware-wise?
Live2D cubism vs a more standard 3D model is probably a bit much to hope for right?
>htc trackers
W-why those specifically?
W-why do they look like that?

>>10998672
>Now that NijisanjiEN is a thing i am expecting lazulight 3Ds before Cover gives Holo Myth theirs.
And neither is going to get theirs before 2026 because of the chinkflu at which point at least one of each branch will have graduated.

>>10998824
our girls being happy! laughing, smiling, dancing around with each other! its going to be so cute bros

>>10998803
>massive event that attracts thousands
not that anon, but what sort of BTFO is this? nigger just proved that 3d works

wouldve been kino if cyberlive is able to acquire codemiko tier of home tracking

>>10998885
super expensive if I remember correctly

>>10998885
thats an extremely high budget we're talking there, buddy.

>>10998882
>It's hard to name another major vtuber in the west that can do content like that

>>10998885
>implying the absolute autists of cyberlive wont do their best to jerry rig their own shit

So, you guys know how much the girls make on twitch?

>>10997558
did my archive reps and saw a lot of deleted posts. ofc bleed was involved
>>10996736
was it really one guy samefagging? if so holy fucking schizo, and if not then the other guy makes the one i mentioned look sane >>10996331

>>10998882
>ultimately what sort of events have VS done with their 3d
>this will be the first actualy corpa to utlize them
?

>>10998870
HTC trackers are like the best trackers you can buy for the money. There's a lot of VR chat youtubers that have millions of subs just from people watching them dance. (they arent female either)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc3mjhPo4RY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mOM1grMSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfICV_as2ZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQBiWHbpJhE

>>10998944
>vs
>corpo
ok yeah nigger, just because lumi did the vei voice, doesnt mean you havr to shit up the thread more

>>10998995
>>vs
>>corpo
?
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/talent-agency-launches-with-focus-on-vtubing-4095866/
>The company is co-founded by CEO Justin “TheGunrun” Ignacio, a streamer known in the competitive gaming community whose background also includes working at Twitch, and Phillip “MowtenDoo” Fortunat, who will serve as CEO and chief technology officer, respectively.
???

>>10999059
Please post 3D streaming content that vshojo makes instead of arguing like this. I googled and it seems like other than using it for VR chat to talk to each other they dont really use it for anything else.

>>10998932
This thread was made when another thread was up dunno if it happens every time but this is the second time schizos dumped their shit here and again bleed was involved kek

>>10999110
Wait so like what Amelia did?

>>10999156
>was made when another thread was up
that is standard practice for a number of generals on this site

>>10999661
>>10999156
In my experience the best way to ensure a minimum of thread hygiene is to pre-load the OP in one window then wait until the thread is page 11 so your general kills th old one. Makes it so schizos stay contained as long as possible then maximizes post frequency in the new one for the critical first 25 posts, which slightly rigs the odds in favour of non-horrible content.

>>10999413
Yes because Amelia invented vr streams

>>10999930
Well that's not entirely what i meant but i'm sure she did anon.

All times UTC

21:00 - Hylo collab with Hanako

22:00 - Pandora Ace Attorney Chronicles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyV_HsJuKhg

01:00 - /pcclg/ Phasmophobia

03:00 - Seina Outlast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqUBjQ4F5Y

>>11000028
remember that the g in /pcclg/ is silent, Lumi

What did Yuri & Hylo do to deserve being shafted this hard on Rigging?

>>11000150
top keke

>>11000165
can only afford dirty riggers please andastand

>>11000028
>Outlast
Thank fuck it's not two.
Outlast two needs to stop being streamed and every non-monetized video of it deleted.
Fuck that game.

>>11000028
Thanks anon!

>>11000165
yuri has the same rigging as lumi, what are you on anon

>>11000165
>yuri
wdym anon? she has an excellent model and rigging

>>10999914
This is good advice for most boards.
There is another tactic, but it isn't conventional and I only do it when I'm trying to singlehandedly keep a general alive.
Also, this general isn't active enough for it to be a huge deal, the coom schizo earlier in the thread would've done it regardless of thread creation, I imagine.

>>11001107
>spoiler
he's probably a regular here

>>10997357
Anon, I...
I have not typed out a single message on the cyberlive discord. I am down for it though.

>>10987348
Pinch me, I must be dreaming

>>10997252
Did the mod tried to warn you?

I WANT SEEEEEEEEEEEX WITH LUMI

>>10997252
I'm not sorry that I got you in trouble anon. Better that you take the fall than me.

>>11002761
>Pinch me, I must be dreaming
Yes, CBL got unblacklisted.
Phase had an IRL meeting with a bunch of talents about it and a couple other things. Just so you understand how deep this goes. Congrats, Phasebro. t. Lia Liker & avid Capipalist with Tenmaist characteristics
>>11001107
>This is good advice for most boards.
Indeed. But especially ones with, how to say this. High emotional investment.
DESU when I'm particularly bored I samefag the shit outta generals I make to drown out the schizoids. Makes me feel unmedicated too but it's worth it.

>>11003092
This. Someone has to be the scapegoat, and it ain't gonna be me.

>>11003117
Me too, lad.

>>11003117
>>11003199
Are all the shitposters just bored anons pretending to be retarded?

>>11003324
Pretending?

>>10997845
>>11002797
>>11003092
it isn't about the >deleted fag

>>11003324
I don't shitpost I low-effort ok-post to ensure the absolutely worst of the worst gets drowned out before people bite the bait.

>>11003324

>>10994220
Just make a Lumi tulpa, and then you'll never be alone

>>11003512
That post was 5 hours ago, everyone had successfully pretended not to see it or actually dodged it long ago.
Stop enabling schizos.

>>11003117
>Phase had an IRL meeting with a bunch of talents about it

source?

>>11003596
Just trust me, bro.

>>10987348
Hylo makes me want to be a better man!

>>11003596
source: my porcelain 12-incher

>>11003117
T. misaki

>>11003683
Lumi why are you like this...

>>11003658
Hylo seems like the kind of girl that'll walk up to you while you're sitting on the couch, cuddle up close and cling to you without saying anything just because she felt lonely.

>>11003596
Source is their Twitters & Streams, they didn't make it a secret that everyone in the company that could got together and right after that they got acknowledgements by talents and the collab got announced.
Lia apparently dresses... pretty much like the way her model looks, according to Uruka.

>>11000165
Yuri's 1.0 was shit but she got a 2.0 to replace it and a 3.0 on the way. Hylo has no expressions at all sadly. She got shafted but she probably has a new model or outfit on the way since everyone else at cyberlive got one.

>>11003658
Hi Hylo

>>10997210
Don't beat yourself up, if Lumi does something wrong then she DOES deserve to be getting shit on. Lumi has been chastised and has repented.

>>11005692
Please seek therapy, the meds aren't cutting it

>>11005692
>Lumi has been chastised and has repented.
neither are true because she hasn't done anything wrong. don't be stupid anon

>>11005692
Hello.

>>11005692
Meds. Or kill yourself. Either works.

Whatever you say Yes men, you would eat up and praise anything that Lumi shits out, even if it would actually destroy the Lumi that we all fell in love with.
I care about that more than Lumi's feelings in the moment, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

>>11006268
>WE

>>11006268
She's not going to fuck you

>>11006268
>you would eat up and praise anything that Lumi shits out
yes

>>11006381
There are literally billions of women, I don't care about Lumi as a person I care about her as a vtuber, as should you (since she's not going to fuck you either). I want to watch a cute nerdy girl talking about history and other interesting subjects, not about her vagina.

>Lumi this
>Lumk that
>Uwwaahhh me want attention
Holy fuck you faggot tards are getting more schizo by the day!
Just stop browsing /vt/ and stop watching chuubas for a week and youll feel better! Clean the palate!
Youre all feeling unwell from consuming the same media everyday!
It's like eating the same food everyday! Youll get sick of it and find it revolting!
Take a fucking break and recalibrate your brains!

>>11006503
then go watch some hololive or whatever. this fanbase is better off without retards like you

>>11006503
A better point to make would be that other women also won't fuck you so it doesn't really matter.

>>11006602
you smell new anon. you know this will never happen

>>11006503
False.
She WILL fuck me and she WILL talk about cute, nerdy history shit while doing so.
Later virgins!

>>11006657
Ive been on /a/ and /vg/ for over a decade
I know media sicknes when I see it

>>10987348
Luminiggers dissipate

>>11006621
I am smarter than you so I understand things that a mental midget like you don't, and despite yourself I want to Lumi actually be what she advertised herself as when she got all of us, including you, hooked. If keeping Lumi in check means having stupid people like you mad at me that's fine.

>>11006643
I am superior in all ways to you, sorry bro.

>>11006643
Fucking Kek

>>11006785
Are these the bait rations for when we run out of good bait?

>>11006846
Look anon, we all know it's shitty bait, but we're starving here. I'll just reply anyways.

>>11006785
thanks for the free bait faggot

>>11006785
I like the new lumi more than the old lumi

Lumi please ignore these schizos
They had too much rrat koolaid

>>11006923
they're the same lumi

>>11006846
>I make out a well thought-out post
>you repeat things like a bot
Yes, you're part of the lumpenfanbase and whose input is just noise.

>>11006982
>I make out a well thought-out post

I LOVE HYLO
I LOVE YURI
I LOVE PANDORA
I LOVE LUMI
I LOVE SEINA

>>11007397
I love Misaki
I love (You)

UNITY LOVE

>>11007494
>Misaki
who

>>11007636
best girl

>>11007636
t. Misaki

>>11007494
I want Misaki to force me to hide under her desk and eat her out while she does paperwork! And when people come to discuss something with her I'll do my best to make her moan so we get caught!

>>11006733
then you haven't been here on /vt/ for a long time then anon.

>>11002761
I dunno still what happened exactly for cyber to get blacklisted by everyone else in the world

>>11007747
>I want Misaki to force me to hide under her desk and eat her out while she does paperwork!
I wasn't planning on getting horny today, but since you insist

>>11007786
Debut yabs; some just pure rrats, others based on easily verifiable info. I would suggest doing your reps.

Bimbo Lumi is hot

>>11006503
>There are literally billions of women, I don't care about Lumi as a person I care about her as a vtuber, as should you (since she's not going to fuck you either). I want to watch a cute nerdy girl talking about history and other interesting subjects, not about her vagina.
That is patently false or you would have phrased it any other way.
Wait. You're not white, are you?

>>11008713
Bro I'm literally a White Nationalist, what the fuck are you talking about? You're literally the pajeet going "open bobs bootiful" here.

>Bro I'm literally a White Nationalist
but why watch lumi then? She's not even white.

>>11009660
>Bro I'm literally a White Nationalist, what the fuck are you talking about?
That you're talking like your average SEAniggerschizo SHE AM NEED KOW TOW.
Take a step back, re-read your posts and consider how you sound if you want your message to not be ridiculed.
> you're literally the pajeet going "open bobs bootiful" here.
Are you talking about her paizurihole outfit?
Not a fan either.
I'm simply saying that YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND and HAS CHASTISED AND REPENTED >>11005692 sounds shitskin as fuck and needs to be corrected.

>>11010096
No anon you can't tell him about that..!

>>11010096
What's your proof of this?

>>11009660
based anon working his hardest to paint the antiposting schizos as subhumans not worth caring about, keep up the good work buddy

>>11010158
Not letting women do whatever they want isn't being SEAniggerschizo, shitskins are the ones who would eat the shit out of a White woman's ass. If you're a self respecting White man then you should not put up with a woman doing stupid shit.

>>11010345
kek

>>11010345
Says the guy whose race is the most feminist by literally every known metric.

>>11010216
This is you when you encourage dumb female behaviour:

https://youtu.be/wVuudcpW-MY

>>11010459
The jews have been waging war on our race for millennia, onions cucks are anti-White. If you're a self respecting White man then you're not going to be simping for women.

and yet the thread quality is still higher than it was during and immediately after divegrass

>>11010595
You still fell for it stop coping.

>>11010345
I think you got lost, this is a clitlicking board.

>Be literal nazi
>Want lumi to do history streams
>She listens and does
>First stream: "Why Nazi Germany never stood a chance in WW2"
>Second stream: "The History of the Civil Rights Movements"
>Third stream: "The Negative Impact of European Colonialism"
>Fourth stream: "Native American history"

>>11010595
meds and back to /pol/

>>11010751
Then she would just be pushing jewish propaganda, but that's hardly new and is pushed in every institution. I don't want her to be talking about controversial topics precisely because the jews have made it so that you can only repeat the anti-White side if you don't want to be cancelled.

>>11010794
4chan is an extension of /pol/, your home is reddit

>>11010925
>4chan
>reddit
>home

>the absolute state of this thread
To think that we would need to immigrate to discord...

>>11011061
Discord is for being civilized. Here is for letting go.

>>11011061
>>11011144
Go and stay go.

>>11010986
If you don't like 4chan then don't post here? I've been posting here for over a decade and it's my favourite website.

>>11011236
I like 4chan
I don't like (You)

>>11010925
yeah, my bad. carry on with your war against the jews that somehow involves sperging about the way a vtuber acts on stream

>>11011316
4chan is an extension of /pol/, if you hate /pol/ then you hate 4chan.

>>11011319
I have no idea what you mean by sperging, saying that it's good that Lumi isn't acting like a whore is sperging? Lumi should act like she originally did, rather than coomer pandering, and I am happy that is what she is saying she will do.
And sure, this may be a small front in the war against jews, but so what? Jews came to dominate the world by having every jew be a radical warrior for jewish interests and fighting on all fronts for them, if you're not being that way against them and for your own race then you're stupid and a cuck.

>>11011761
>4chan is an extension of /pol/
Go back to t_d, election tourist-chama.

>>11011761
ok bait. here's your (you)

>>11011913
This is just an objective fact. And if you're going to say that's a recent phenomenon, then what were the habbo raids? 4chan was always politically incorrect, even before there was a board for it.

>>11012104
holy shit no one cares, have sex and watch streams you fucking faggot

>>11012209
>loses the argument
>H-H-HAVE SEX INCEL
Okay buddy, I accept your concession. I will watch Lumi, and I will demand for her to be pure.

just report it as off-topic and press the hide button lol

[deleted] 43

thanks meido

LUMI LOVE

How does Lumi have the time to watch her own streams on top of watching Pippa (no modo hiato) and keeping up with the company and pretending to keep up with all the other hoes and/or tubers, on top of wage/unicucking?

>>11014622
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1445687052968685568?s=20
>on top of wage/unicucking?
LOL

>>11014673
Lumi....

>>10993497
What she is is a Brat. Shes teasing and at times irritating but thats only because she wants to build of peoples frustration that they then unleash on her

>>11015764
stop recycling shitty images from leddit fb or twitter anon

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1446020197006069763
>red string
This bitch knows exactly what shes doing.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1446188872719867913
IMAGINE THE HAIRJOBS

Yuri

>>11016351
Now you've done it Lumi, narrowed down your location by a factor of five. Any day now an autist in a trenchcoat will be peeking at you from the bushes.

>>11016351
how much is kayfabe at this point

>>11016623
Lumi is a balding fat ojisan with a voice changer. Pippa knows, that's why she's running away from the collab again.

>>11016471
nothing is gonna happen anon, Amelia is literally in California and Gura is in Florida yet no faggot have ever tried to go after them

>>11013057
can someone remake this with hylo? i need it for reasons

Lumi you're gonna start the fire again.

>Lumi organizing RimWorld collabs
>Lumi organizing Stellaris collabs
god she's perfect

>>11018296
vtubers crawling out of the woodworks to answer lumi's call for /vst/

she's the one

>>11016661
Wrong. Lumi is handsome pure aryan male, straight from hyperborea, which is why Tenma isn't part of the phasmo collab lest she fall in love with such a hunk of a man.

>>11019997
Bro why you doxxing me

Panda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyV_HsJuKhg

Panda is cute, but she's such a woobie.

Hylo
https://www.twitch.tv/ayanehylo

>>11021940
c-cute

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1446235152976318469?s=20

>>11022157
Edging with Lumi let's gooooooooo!

Had a dream where notLumi started following all my accounts, even private/personal ones. I don't think I'm gonna make it lads.

>>11022157
She's trying to mine us for more info for her spreadsheet.

>>11021798
realtalk she needs to learn to do something that can consistently draw viewers
she's cute but not cute enough for people to keep tuning in just for that

>>11021798
>woobie
What the hell does that mean?

>>11023177
Filters. (fandom slang) A fictional character, usually physically attractive, who is put under constant stress and angst so as to create emotional attachmen

>>11023237
I only recently started watching them and she doesn't seem angsty

>>11023330
Half the time she looks like she's about to cry

https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora/status/1445934591550767111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOaneCkGOoE

>>11023572
Panda lives in Japan right? I imagine being a foreigner in Japan would be lonely.
Why is she in Japan anyways?

>>11023661
Shes got friends she hangs out with. So shes not totally alone.

Panda might want to put out two calendars as the Japanese on is one day ahead and it might make it easier for her to get new viewers.
I wish they were on Holodex

>>11023572
She does look like she’s about to cry because I am giving her so much pleasure

>>11027132
nice bro, make sure to give her a good dicking and treat her right

>>11027132
Bullychamma... I feel bad for pandora but not really enough to consistently watch her stuff. She needs to develop a more defined personality other than "cute girl streaming video games".

>>11027238
Ok Stevie Wonder

>>11027431
Ok give me the elevator speech of why I should watch her. She is good at singing but her character pulls in a number of different directions without much coherence.

I love Hylo so much bros

>>11027745
She’s funny, she tries hard, she does a variety of streams, she’s honest, she’s comfy. I’m not telling you to watch her streams. You can do what you want. Feel free to ride the elevator or not my dude. She’s not to everyone’s taste for sure.

>>11027745
she has a similar appeal as kiara without the autism

>>11027920
finally someone else says it

>>11027920
Please don’t compare my oshi to Kiara.

Collab thread.
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