/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>10937529
Teeth can be nice without needing to be glowing white, that's not really natural anyways. If she's taking the time to whiten them though she probably takes care of them and keepa them nice. Still cute!

oh nyo
she cute

So proud of her for immediately jumping at Polka. Compared to just a few months ago when she was dropping her spaghetti all over the place in front of Miko and Peko at usaken festival, she’s come so far with her confidence reps. Love to see it.

>>10937873
text chat is much easier to handle than VC anon

>>10937751
She's trying her best to avoid going to the dentist and it's going to end in tears.

>>10937915
It's cute when she asks chat what to say. Can't do that on VC.

>>10937923
Guwa go to the dentist and get your teeth cleaned, that way they can stay nice and cute

>>10937965
You can, you just look like a schizo -- but you can.

>>10937915
She’s still come a long way.

>>10937969
Can't have anything wrong with your teeth if the dentist doesn't tell you about it

>>10937969
Goowa would if most dentists could be trusted.

>tfw I stop coming to /ggg/ so much because I'm tired of saving 90% of the thread's pics

>>10938062
oh nyo what a problem to have

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRAAAAAAAA!

do another nya stream

>>10938062
I too have an absurd amount of images of this small shark girl on my PC

>>10938062
Here I come, right into your phone

Gura's squeak when she blew up in Pekora's trap was cute. Reminds me of the Outlast squeak.

Internet went down so I had a chance to go back and rewatch some of Gura's muse dash streams
holy fuck she feels like a completely different person back in September 2020

>>10938135
I use a laptop. Do people serious save thousands of shark images on their phone? How do you look at them quickly? More importantly: How do you find the image you want to post quickly if you're using a phone? I can find it in seconds in a laptop's folder.

>>10938212
uh on android I have no idea, on iphone you can tag things when you save em so for instance i have this as 'dance, gura' lol

>>10938115
gura can't handle a full nya stream, she starts cringing at herself like when she speaks uwu too long

>>10938212
I have a couple hundred on my phone in a folder for occasional mobile posting. That's just a small amount compared to what's on my pc though.

>>10938050
>>10938043
She can find a good one. I bewieve

>>10938212
Imageboard tag system for quick searches, and organized folder system for, well...
Gura Cute!

Who needs teeth when you have baby food

>tfw I'm asocial and never go outside so I prefer to use a laptop as it does nearly everything better than a phone
>get called a boomer by normalfags because "get with the times grandpa"

I hope laptops and computers don't get replaced by super advanced smartphones in the future because then I'm screwed. They already do dumb "cloud storage" for newer laptops. I didn't even know what that was. Couldn't believe people buy CLOUD storage and don't have any other back-ups.

>>10938513
I don't think laptops will ever be completely replaced because of big screen lol
Computers will never be replaced because they'll just fit more shit inside the box to make it stronger

>>10938513
People who use the cloud are dumb anyways. Shout out to the fappening.

>>10938513
Anon, people will pay to be lazy. I'm convinced you could sell someone non-medical breathing and they'd pay for it.

>>10938571
Eventually, there might be something called a "cloud computer". I envision it as something where you buy a computer for very cheap (say, $100) where you get the screen, power, etc. However, the computer has no 3D processing chip, no storage, etc. All of it is streamed from somewhere else and then you see it on your computer's screen. It will be a paid subscription.

I shudder to think of the day that comes around.

I love Gura

>>10938700
Same desu

>>10938686
Is...Is that...wait there's nothing?

>>10938636
Isn't that what stadia is but for gaming? And look how that turned out.

Time to clock out for the night. Shark dreams to you all

>>10938636
I would pay 10 bucks a month for a box that plays youtube and nothing else.

Did Gura finally take her shower or did she fall asleep all stinky ?

>>10939006
She's laying next to me and I can confirm:
very stinky

Gura needs to grow up from her childish mentality. It's time for her to
>clean up her room
>visit the dentist
>see a doctor
>get married (to me)
>have children (with me)

Night chumbuds

>>10939421
Good night!
Hope the shark bites!

As the only chumbud, I have a message for the void:
gura cute

Can someone help me find a Gura image? Was Gura kind of laying back but the toenails were drawn really well on her feet. I think there was water in the image as well and she was in her normal outfit.

>>10940070
As the speaker of the void, I have a message for the chumbud:
Yes she is

kronii... bae.... please stream Minecraft

>>10940350
sorry wrong thread

https://files.catbox.moe/5ld4my.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7yv41z.jpg

I wake up and theres more minecraft
Thats it.... Im forced to watch vods on high speed

Watch your back small fish

>>10940667
Polka was very close in inducing fear of all JPs into Gura

>>10940699
She's so powerful that she's the only one who can control super nene

>>10940667

Watching the VOD right now it was a fun encounter.
You can tell Gura had a lot of fun

I hope we get more awesome interaction in the futur with Jap senpai.
We had to wait one year to finally get this kind content because of cover laziness

>>10940441
The artist needs to do their perspective reps

>>10940441
>https://files.catbox.moe/7yv41z.jpg
Don't look at her right leg

>>10940667
I don't think she meant it as a threat but boy did it come off as one.

>>10938062
Eventually the problem subsides. When you have like 74 gigs of this shit.

>Baelz trying to improve her Valley Girl accent skills

Gura has started a thing and it's only gaining momentum with time. I look forward/fearfully to the future when entire collabs will take place with them only speaking in 1980s California rich girl slang.

Gura consumes only sweetened death water and burgers, never goes out and has cartillage problems. Very soon she will indeed be Guwa.

>>10941310
i can save her

>>10941310
I can save her

>>10941310
I can't save her

>>10941310
>soon
I can save her

>>10941310
It's too late for me to save her.

Hey chumbuds, thought I'd drop by to let you know your oshi is really cute!

Carry on.

Wake up stoopid it's time for minecraft brain

>>10941041
The legs look fine to me, they're just crossed
https://files.catbox.moe/6i0g3w.jpg

>>10941419

>>10941690
Your human anatomy reps
NOW

>>10941122
I just now realized that there is some Gura superfan that has downloaded 1080p (60 fps) videos of literally every single video Gura has ever done

>>10942056
Yeah, me. 74 gigs is just the pictures and shit.
I do not complain about HDD prices for nothing.

>>10937873
Year anniversary & new contract!

Stopped minecraft hours when!!?

Gura forgot to move the sign...

>>10942525
You knew she would, don't act surprised or disappointed.

Gura was working on her haunted house

>>10942851
Who's stream is that from?

>>10942898
Subaru's visiting now and climbed Sana's big ass tower

>>10942851

Yes she said it herself that she will begin working on it offstream.
Maybe she will work on it on her next stream also. Only the exterior. She won’t show the interior before it’s done

>>10942919
Oh neat, definitely gotta check out duck's perspective. Appreciate it, anon.

>>10942851
Nice.

did she visit gura's gazebo?

>>10943088
>anybody finding it

>>10943102
Oh...

>>10943102
>covered by a leaf canopy
>entrance covered by vines
yeah...

>>10943102
It's a secret date spot reserved for Shion.

I think part of the point of Gura's grotto is that it's out of the way and hidden, so it's fine that it remains secret for now. That just means it'll be more special for whoever does find it.

>>10943201
yeah no shit, not like she said this on stream or anything

>>10943201

That’s the point of the place yah.
Goomba wanted a secret garden not a public place

She will show it to Shion on their collab and other jp holo will want to visit it afterward

Thinking about getting a Gura nendo to put in a jar that I can chum in. I'd have to start exercising and eating better so that I can produce higher quality chum for my precious little shark.

Literally rape grotto.

>>10938212
I am able to access all 8000 pictures of Gura from both my pc and phone, you never know when you need a bit of shark

>>10943671
The master's collection.
Dump it

>Subaru punches a hole in Gura's nest of leaves and still completely miss the entrance because Gura covered it in vines

Let's see if peko chan will find gura's grotto

>>10943833
god no

Pekora self-own
>>10944094

>>10937715
what is the membership content like?
do you get to see old membership videos?
does she keep membership karaokes up?

>>10942056
Gura super fan

https://files.catbox.moe/4a3q3r.jpg

>>10944451
It's great, mostly watchalongs and karaokes as well as the occasional chatting stream.
You can watch all the VoDs aside from the unarchived karaokes

Peko found Gura SHA-HA-HA-RK sign

>>10945219
latechama...

>>10945258
cut me some slack I had to visit chiropractor

Oh, think Watame read Gura's sign at her janken.

Imagine the shawk when japs start steamrolling all the beauty.

>>10947269
>Japs live in mountains
>hate mountains

>ENs live on plains
>hate plains

gura us still sleepin

>>10947382
grass is always greener yada yada

Gura.. 8 or 9am EDT is the best time for MC guerilla if you want to interact with more people!

>>10947554

It’s like 5 or 6 am for her. She won’t do that often.
But she talked about doing Minecraft guerilla in jp prime Time so maybe one day

Gura tummy

>>10947665
No, she is EST. 8 or 9am EST is the best time if you wanna interact with the JP girls. You think Gura is PST? how new? Lol

I sense a timeloop coming

Old Jump King playthrough still doing well after the animation has been out for over 5 days at 801k views. That's an over 200k increase since that animations release.

Also, Reflect hits 10.5m. It's going very slowly. I know this happens with any song if it's been out for so long but I get the feeling that youtube might be siphoning views from it with that music page that pops up when you search gawr gura music. Just compare it with Mori's music page when it shows up and it is connected to actual video's on her channel (they even updated it with the latest end of a life) while Gura's are linked to somewhere else. They even link to a Reflect remix that has 11k views on it. I can't say for sure if it's the cause but it seems like a good guess. Not sure if there is anyway to fix this issue with youtube since even Marine has this issue where a topic version of Ahoy has more views than the actual Ahoy linked on her channel.

>>10948177
link em up maybe?

I assume a lot of people who weren't around earlier in the day didn't see it, so here's a PSA that the ??? stream on the schedule is a Dead By Daylight collab with Mori, Mumei, IRyS and an unknown fifth member.

>>10948408
Anya?

>>10948408
Who spilled the beans? Mori?

>>10948510
>Mori?
Yeah. She mentioned it to the five deadbeats who showed up for her DOOM stream.

>>10948408
>5 players
custom games im guessing

>>10948408

Ina would be fun as a fifth member here.

>>10948563
>the five deadbeats who showed up for her DOOM stream.
All me

>>10948510
Yes, she's also the one who organized it.

>>10948731
Guessing it might be surprise JP member

>>10949042
hohol please

>Gura is online
Go on shark, you know you want to.

>>10949123
You uh... realize that dot means that there's new content from the channel, right?
It has nothing to do with if they're online or not.

>>10949123

What stream ?

>>10949123
anon...

>>10949123

Let her sleep she was in Minecraft until like 3 am for her
She won’t be up anytime soon

>>10949123
That is not how it works

I hate that gura didnt take the diamond set from polka. now kronii have one. Gura you retard

https://twitter.com/Full_burrrrrrst/status/1445681308999446534

>>10949362
It's just a video game bro

>>10949362
Gura wants to earn her gear.

>>10949475
but my mc autism...

>>10940441
>https://files.catbox.moe/5ld4my.jpg
She is probably very sensitive...

>>10949502

Gura already beats the Ender Dragon, she almost never go to the nether and she just want to build and have some fun
Who cares about armor

>>10949500
Gura also doesn't understand how half the game works and doesn't bother to look for diamonds herself. She'll never bother to make diamond armour herself - even if she does, she'd never bother enchanting it properly.

Handouts are the only way she'd get anything halfway decent, but it is pointless anyway because she'd lose them in one of the 50 chests she stashes things in and forget the next day.

>>10941200
Bae also drops into southern accent pretty frequently now too lmao shark has influence

>>10949739
To be fair, there's A LOT to how Minecraft works and all of the things that you can do, which can be daunting for casual players. The way that the Hololive girls play Minecraft is completely different than how I played years ago when I was super into it.
Gura has been learning a lot each time she plays, which is great.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>10941419
Hey Polka is very funny and good at applying pressure and bullying Gura who is usually the one bullying EN lol
It was a great turn around on her

>>10947981
why sad tho

>>10938636
this is called "virtual desktop infrastructure" and is becoming more and more common for people's work desktop systems.

>>10941419
Thanks, yours too. I love her monthly lives especially

>>10938636
>>10951427
niggas that's ESX workstations, they're a thing in offices for 10 years now, especially with businesses with low-skill monkeys where 1 admin has to manage workforce (it's easier to do when everyone's desktops are virtual and are on his server)

>>10951541
yes, and they were crap until like three or four years ago.

>>10938636
Terminals were a thing in the mid-1900s my lad

Gura cute!

>>10951564
>they were crap until like three or four years ago.
tell me about it

>>10951636
Since work from home started I've been working through an OSGD, then a Remote Desktop, then a KVM Switch. Imagine the pain and delays for every input

>>10951636
Fishytank was so comfy I wish they'd do another one.

>>10952008
>KVM Switch.
I've plugged work laptop into my router with cable. In the morning I connect work VPN manually using laptop keyboard then I just VPN to it with local network (198.xx) IP from my desktop, also connected to router with cable.

You can probably even multi-screen RDP, but I didn't bother.

>>10942056
strictly speaking, no. there are a handful that were only available in 720p, and even more that were available in 1080p but not at 60ps:

https://pastebin.com/kWMe0TEe

>>10952244
>then I just VPN to it with local network (198.xx) IP
>VPN
*RDP

>>10942056
>some Gura superfan
There are probably hundreds of people doing it. Myself included. Gura will never be lost

>>10944451
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

Does any EN girls give a hint to when we will get the new costume ?

I want to see Gura in a new costume. She almost only use her original one

>>10953024
didn't you have enough of Gura new costumes?

>>10937751
>>10937923
>>10937969
>>10938043
She probably just uses whitening strips because of coffee stains on her teeth.

>>10938043
>>10938050
Wait why does Gura hate the dentist? Something traumatizing happen?

>>10954272
nigga they're painful and a shitty one can also be traumatizing to a kid, yes

>>10954272
found the dentist

>>10954272
Basically, in America, there are all kinds of horror stories of dentist aaand they can basically fuck up your mouth to keep you coming back and it gets expensive

>>10954272
I hate them because they cost like space flight.

>>10954314
>>10954337
This isn’t the 50 years ago anons. There supposed numb you these days. Even with my shitty free healthcare in the states it’s never been painful, and I lost 6 teeth and had a couple fake ones put in as well as countless fillings.

>>10954497
>supposed numb
Supposed, yeah. But it takes skill and experience to deliver proper anesthesia and oftentimes dentists lack both, on top of having 0 patience in dealing with children.

>>10954497
>There supposed numb you these days
I have a genetic tolerance to all forms of painkillers and I tell Dentists this every single time I go to one. Despite this, they always hit me with the same amount of Novocain they use on anyone else and take the drill to me. Every single time I have to deal with nearly flying out of their fucking chair with a drill in my mouth because they NEVER fucking listen.

>>10954694
Floss and brush your teeth if you don't want a drill inside of them.

>>10954497
>It's never been painful
I bet you can take a Peterbilt to the face and walk away, then.
>Supposed numb
Supposed to is the key word, though - they're stingy with that shit and god forbid you have resistance to medicine. They're not gonna risk overdosing you, and that gas that's used in surgeries? Unless you're at a high-end dentist, that's as good as 'lookin-at-soaps'
>America
The Hippocratic Oath is more of a suggestion, and American medicine is for profit. Do the math.

>>10954798
You're a retard.

>>10954858
>t. doesn't floss

lot of genetically unlucky people who don't have good dentists here

>>10955068
you uh, can get painkiller tolerance in different ways

>>10955068
Dentists are craftsmen: it's basically jewelry work. Good craftsmen are rare and expensive.
Majority of population has to deal with mediocre ones or shitters. That's all there is to it.
>>10955117
Or just from painkillers, various chronic pains are very common.

>>10955068
Every time dentists are brought up people like to bitch and moan. Glad I've found someone else who isn't retarded.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>10955226
>>10955068
>>10954941
>>10954798
>>10954497
>hey
>HEY
>HEY LOOK AT ME!
>EVERYONE AFRAID\HATE DENTIST BUT NOT ME NUH-UH!
>I'M A BRAVE CHAD!
>I'VE NEVER MET A SHITTY DOCTOR THAT RUINED MY HEALTH WHILE STILL MAKING A HOLE IN MY POCKET
>MEANING BAD DOCTORS DON'T EXIST!
>JUST SUCK IT UP PUSSIES
>PUSSIES THE LOT OF YOU!
>IF YOU'VE BAD TEETH JUST FLOSS
>IF YOU'RE HOMELESS JUST BUY A HOUSE
>DID I TELL YOU HOW BRAVE I AM ALREADY!?
>GIVE ME VIRTUE SIGNALLING PRAGMATISM VALIDATION COOKIE!
>HIGH FIVE BRUH!
>CHIROPRACTORS ARE SNAKE OIL SALESMEN!
>BOTTLED WATER IS A SCAM!
>GOD LOOK AT HOW LOGICAL, CONFORMIST AND MATURE I AM!
>FUCK YEAH!

Yes but, consider sucking on this instead before turning 180° and going back whence you came from.

>>10955443
Shut the fuck up with your off-topic bullshit.

>>10955443
The first part made sense but you lost me with the rest. Always sad to see schizophrenics.

>>10955527
Then go fish for validation on twitter, faggot.
>>10955529
>lost me
>newfag
Imagine my shock.

pomf

I want to put my hands on Gura's little body.

>>10957769
I want to put my hands in Gura's little body.

So correct me if I’m wrong but a while ago Gura mentioned something along the lines of it being easier/more allowed(?) to do impromptu collabs now. Does this mean the rrat about management not allowing myth to do impromptu stuff is true?

>>10957946
Gura's first impromptu collab was phasmo with Ina and Ame, then the minecraft TNT cannon with almost all of myth. Now that Council is here, there's just more of a chance someone can randomly join MC, further helped with the servers being linked meaning we get interactions like Polka batmanning for Gura yesterday.

>>10957946
https://youtu.be/B7SS0NeYA14?t=5439
This is all she and kiara said about it. Seems like a mixed bag of management teaching them to do things that way and them not going out of that comfort zone. Not enough information to say what was "allowed" or not.

>>10958098

Glad that council is here. Myth goes back to Minecraft a bit for the portal but now it feels like only Gura stays a bit motivated to play it after the portal…

So did Polka talk about playing with Gura yet

I'm sorry gura, I didn't lift as much as I could've today

>>10958413

>>10958260
Minecraft isn't a high priority for Mori, Kiara seems goal-oriented meaning no just logging in and fucking around, Ina has her day job still (any takos here correct me if I'm wrong) so little free time, and I think Ame is coordinating some sort of project. Myth is busy, yo.

Though, I do think its funny that Kronii's only done 2 minecraft streams and cameos in others' more often than not.

How can I make it like gura?

>>10959100
be cute and funny

It’s good season 2 Gura’s been getting out of her comfort zone and showing willingness to do it more often as well. I think I realized she was serious about changing when someone told her about the flag emoji yab and you could tell she got audible annoyed and wasn’t going to stop.

Hajimete no chuu kimi to chuu~

>>10959322
>flag emoji yab
what?

>>10959436
Taiwan and Hong Kong flags popping up from the floating emojis

>>10959694
why

>>10959711
because Gura likes the floating emojis and didn't stop the flags from popping up

>>10959711
Because people were putting those flags in her chat as emojis and the program she is using to capture what floats up doesn't have them filtered

>>10959711
Because some people are shitters who want to ruin a good thing for everyone.

>>10959791
She was so happy about it too
fuckin retards

>>10960469
I liked it but not during actual gameplay, not sure why she completely removed it.

>>10960532
it showed up yesterday.

>>10960469
Some of them might have been well-meaning and thus retarded, true. But I'm thinking a good portion of the schizos spamming it wanted to force another Coco-tier yab from Gura, because to this day Fubuki is still getting chink spam in her chat.

>>10960578
People spam it because they think being a piece of shit is funny.
Same way twitch viewers try their best to make TTS/the streamer say the N-word on stream. Or send in links to gifs/videos that just jump cut to porn partway through.

>>10958116
For some reason both Gura and Mumei both felt the need to state that they weren't collabing just happening to be playing minecraft a the same time a while back.

>>10960784
That was because council's collab ban was still in effect. It didn't apply to text chat though so there was no issue.

>>10959322
>>10959694
do you have the clip of this?

guwa

Gura is a multimillionaire

>>10961108
based

>>10961108
I hope she never has to work another day after hololive and can open her bakery

>>10961093
Sauce goddamnit.

>>10961200
This
maaaan seeing how much emotionally she’s grown just on screen , I can only imagine how much better she’s doing irl

>>10961278
https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1445775743523295247

>>10961108
Citation needed.
>>10961295
Eating poison, not even leaving house. Such improvement!

>>10961108
Good, one less thing for her to stress about so she can stream to me for the rest of my life.

>>10961108

>>10961334
>Citation needed.
Gura makes a fuck ton of money. She'll be able to do what >>10961200 says and live comfortably for the rest of her life after Hololive.

>>10961108
I feel like shit hearing this

>>10961200
regrettably, operating a foodservice establishment and relaxing without having to work are completely incompatible. but i hope she can succeed at whichever of those appeals to her most.

>>10961390
>no citation
>>10961423
Well, so is Brad Pitt and his wife shat on his bed and left him. Or was it Johny Depp? Eh, what's the difference anyway.

>>10961334
>>10961479
t. jealous roastie

>>10961475
Of course but the good news is that she has options for after hololive which I hope is still years away

>>10961334
The entirety of Twitch got leaked and along with it each user's earnings.

>>10961108
She deserves to be one. She is frugal and prefers simple things over extravagance. I can tell she is the kind of person that makes wealth last without letting it consume her worldview. She really is extraordinary and I love her.

>>10961423
Why?

>>10961560
>Gura
>Twitch

>>10961505
Why are your projections so basic?
>>10961560
And what does that have to do with Gura? Still no citation, eh?

Gura asked thisyesterday, but do any of you chumbuds consider yourself a streamer?

>>10961742
No I stream like once every 2 months if that lol

>>10961560
>>10961621
Shhhh, we do not speak of such things openly here.

>>10961742
What does that even mean? I can consider myself a streamer without streaming now?

>>10961856
No? she was literally asking how many chumbuds stream and could relate with 'streamer brain'

>>10961887
Nobody in her chat could possibly relate.

Just a reminder, Gura asked me to hold her hand twice last stream!

>>10961930
Uh so majority of her chat can’t relate but i don’t think you realize how many people watch gura lol a few are 5k+ andys on twitch

>>10961784
I want to talk about how many maids Gura could hire if she didn't hate the idea of letting them into her house.

Gura night schedule is more and more fuck, she is not active before 3 or 4 pm est at least nowdays.

>>10962018
Good.

>>10961930
Most of Gura's audience are famous streamers

>>10961887
I don't understand how she still struggles this much streaming MC a year on.

>>10961930
Idk man, you never know who could be lurking Gura's streams. I see a few checkmarks pop up every now and then. We know a few hololive talents watch Gura's streams.
The 'streamer brain's condition she talks about is pretty much being very distracted while performing, which is something common to a lot of entertainers. Something that even indie streamers would be affected by too

>>10962062
>>10961997
Claims are getting more ridiculous by the minute today I see.
>>10962004
Scores of maids going into a trailer home in the middle of Bumfuck city would look mighty suspicious.

>>10961742
I used to stream for an aussie friend of mine. There were some games I just didn't want to stream because it's very distracting to try in a way that doesn't look janky or twitchy. Smooth camera pans, paying attention to certain details over others, and playing without performing poorly are at the forefront of your thought process so some other cognitive functions suffer.

>>10962018
Good, that means she has no real social life and isn't busy having SEX.

>>10962062
>Most of Gura's audience are famous streamers
You telling me most of her millions of viewers are famous streamers?

>>10962148
Maybe she rides dick carousel during the day? It's not like she sleeps anyway...

>>10962180
She only rides one dick, mine.

>>10962095
Maybe if you stream minecraft in front of thousands of people you might understand a bit

>>10962148
Alternatively you could say she doesn't need to go out for a social life because she already has everything she needs on demand. BF's dick patiently waiting for her to finish stream every night

>>10961742
I haven't been doing much of it lately. Been on and off since before twitch even existed. Used to shill my livestream.com on /v/

>>10961563
I want to be like gura, I want to have some genuine talent and show it off to millions of people

>>10962117
Why are you even here if you're going to passive aggressively make fun of Gura?

>>10962212
The fuck you're doing here with us plebes instead of being a multimillionaire like Gura?

>>10962206
He should stop being such a deadbeat then and help her prepare meals, eat a proper diet, make appointments to see a doctor, troubleshoot her tech issues instead of relying on her co-workers, etc.

>>10962132
Hmm, I see. It definitely doesn't seem easy if you aren't pretty good at multitasking. How big was the usual crowd back then?

>>10962278
>passively aggressively
Bitch please, I did it openly, and will keep doing it as I please. Stop projecting.

>>10962299
Single digit viewer average lmao. I'm neither entertaining enough nor consistent enough to earn my money on twitch. Its a hobby

>>10962156
>>10962117
All the biggest streamers watch her to keep up with the latest trends, it's a big deal to have watchalongs of Guras streams going on Twitch.
Anons, are you really taking that post literally?

>>10962300
He is Gura's personal dildo. Kept tied up in the basement, and only allowed freedom when she needs to violently release her post-stream stress

>>10962392
According to anon, she was asking her chat. Somebody doing a watchalong on a different platform is consequently irrelevant in this context.

>>10962361
Alright tough guy, I'm sorry.

>>10962357
Just the friend and maybe a couple randoms. I never talked over my gameplay so I didn't really draw crowds.

>>10962386
Does watching Gura inspire any ideas for your own content?

>>10962386
>years in
>thousands of hours
>single digit viewer average
I'm sorry anon.

I see King Kman got 2.1m for the ankh dance meme with catshark. Wonder if he'll do more animation with the success of the latest one.

>>10962062
Yeah, such as me.
>>10962180
To be honest she makes it sound like she's the kind of woman who wouldn't go crazy on the dick carousel. Even when she was Gawr she didn't gave that impression. Maybe being really quiet about it but definitely not in the hookup scene.
>>10962278
To be fair, Gura leaving ina trailer home sounds possible. Think about it, no AC, never wanting to show her Trailer Desk filled with Redbull. Makes sense!
>>10961742
I tried to stream a few years ago when it wasn't as mainstream popular as it is now. Never broke more than 2 digits but I still have the "streamer mentality" of wanting to entertain others while I play, make convo out of things in the game, ect.

>>10961108
Is she? Maybe pretty close, but she's only been going for a year and has to share with the company.
Hopefully she gets air conditioning one day.

>>10962691
Nah, I'm still doing more or less what I was doing when I started, just commentated playthroughs, mostly blind (that's why I haven't been doing much lately, not much I want to play that is new)
>>10962692
It started as me streaming to a couple buddies and just became a hobby/habit. I'm having fun and occasionally people drop in to chat with.
I'll stop replying now because this isn't about me, have a good one buddies

>>10962924
You're a good dude, hope your hobby keeps you happy and helps you relate to Gura even a lil bit

>>10962402
God, I wish I was a living dildo for a mesugaki...

>>10962778
Her horrible date "advice" was enough, I'm just pulling your leg here. But then again, she's a pretty good actress too.
Cleaning is not a top-paying job, S money wasn't much either, it looks like a trailer home in the beginning more and more. But she also moved this year, so maybe it is better now.

>>10963131
Gura can make any place a dump, we heard her bowls and cans rattling a lot yesterday.

>>10963131
>She also moved this year
Did she? Really? When? When did she talk about it?
Was it during the harsh times she talked about in July?

>>10963131
>But then again, she's a pretty good actress too
There is no way the social anxiety is acting. Its one thing when you are playing a character on a livestream, its another when it comes to IRL relationships.

>>10963223
Me doing my reps

>>10963178
Imagine having to take care of Gura because she's such a womanchild.

>>10963228
She didn't ever mention anything about moving but some people kind of assumed she did at some point because she took a break and mentioned being in an empty room.

>>10963228
She didn't move
>>10963251
Pretty much, she mentioned reorganizing her room and it being empty so people jumped to conclusions that she moved.

>>10963248
It would be like taking care of myself.

>>10963228
A bit earlier. She couldn't help keep her mouth shut about all her stuff being in boxes and room echo. Someplace near it seems, since schedule didn't suffer.

>>10963228
She said she was living with her parents around when her audition happened. And now she's not. Somewhere in there she had to move.

>>10963336
She made that move before Gura debuted.

>>10963248
Cooking for Gura. Cleaning her room with her preparing her streams in the background. Washing her clothes. Having to WASH HER.
GOD, what a dream!

>>10963369
Her stinky hair between my fingers let’s goooo

>>10963393
Gura takes special care to make sure her hair isn't stinky. Her pits are stinkier.

I get irrationally happy when I see the notification that Gura logged into the Minecraft server. I get happier the longer she stays logged in without getting kicked because it means she can play her block game and have fun. Help me.

Minecraft sex begins

>>10963421
Anon, it's time you learned the horrible truth. Gura is bald now.

>>10963486
Not yet. They need the third doomer for proper insanity.

>>10963493
too many headpats for goomba

>>10963421
Deeply inhaling her rank armpit musk!

>>10963333
She lives alone, has no car, and has hinted at not having irl friends and you think she stealth moved in a weekend? Not a chance

>>10963248
I would consider it a privilege.

>>10963581
Maybe she has barely anything besides her techtangle?

>>10963553
Hey donte, shouldn't you be posting some conspiracy screed about now?
>>10963581
Movers are a thing too. And she has at least some IRL friends.

>>10963581
Her boyfriend, me, helped.

>>10963636
Had. Had IRL friends.

>>10963636
>she has at least some IRL friends.
But muh lonely shark girl who only has me to while away her solitude...

>>10963636
>>10963624
She started some long term work on her room and her setup not long before the "move" happened. I remember it cementing that she didn't move in my mind.

>>10963486
>>10963476
What is this?
>>10963333
I have a vague memory of something like that happening. Jesus poor human bean; Moving into 3 houses in a the span of a year must be annoying.
>>10963581
She definitely has friends; She talks about going to the mall not infrequently and woman typically don't go to the mall by themselves.
>has no car
I just assumed she said this to keep weird schizos away from finding out who she is. Also what >>10963636 said.

>>10963719
She tried a billion soundproofing things and only now has something halfway passable.

>>10963636
>movers are a thing
she's paranoid of opsec or nervous of having someone else around to even fix her ac, I don't believe for a second she would have hired movers months ago. As for the irl friends thing, she has mentioned having friends years ago but has never hinted at having current irl friends. It's just comical to think she up and moved over a weekend without any issues and no one knowing

>>10963757
>I just assumed she said this to keep weird schizos away from finding out who she is. Also what >>10963636 said.
You are a weird schizo. She can't drive, she has no car, there is no reason to disbelieve any of this.

>>10963757
>lex luthor Gura lies about driving and she goes out all the time
please watch streams

>>10963719
If it's on the level of her "soundproofing", it can be disassembled in ten minutes. Remember that she still has a landlord now.
For all intents and purposes Gura lives like a fucking technogypsy schizo nomad. Based!

>>10963821
>it can be disassembled in ten minutes
Convert that to Gura time, I'd say about 3 hours minimum.

>>10963807
Yeah, if she had just mentioned one time that she had no car and never brought it up again, maybe I could see it, but she talked multiple times about how driving scares the shit out of her and she cried when she tried to learn. Would be a weird thing to make up.

>>10963821
It's not that. I don't remember the exact thing it was but something about working a feature of the room she was already in. I did due diligence back then and I trust I was correct. I don't really need you to believe me, just thought I'd share.

>>10963866
I am feeling reverse generous, so I'll give her a whole day. Still doable, even for her.
>>10963902
Lol are you kidding me or yourself with this?

just woke up. still love gura.

>>10963960
I love Gura too!

>>10963960
You sound surprised. Did you expect to hate her?

You fags are really asking for a meido to purge this thread today.

>>10964032
no, just happy that the brain is still working properly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZ978fBl6Y

Need Gura to cover this

>>10964108
I wouldn't be so sure. You are still here!

>>10963807
>>10963808
Maybe it's my foreigner's mind speaking here, but I find it difficult/annoying to live alone in a non-European/Asian/country with more than maybe 2 or 3 public transport options (Like she makes Atlantis or countries around Atlantis sound like) without a car or reliable method of transportation.
Then again that'd explain why it took her so long to get the splitters for DMC3 so I believe it.
>>10953024
So they ARE getting new costumes? I vaguely remember hearing about it but wasn't sure if I was confusing it with the ones they got a while back.

>>10963947
I'm not digging back up a few very specific sentences I kept no clip or timestamp of, anon. If it doesn't ring a bell for you, then just ignore it.

>>10953024
I swear Ame said something about it last night but I can't remember now

>>10964143
You can keep your excuses, first time was quite pathetic already.

>>10964132
>So they ARE getting new costumes?
I believe Kiara initially said it would be at the end of last month, then some delays kicked in so they got postponed. But yes, the silhouettes of new costumes exist.

>>10964198
Okay anon~
On your side, you can keep your schizo belief that she moved out after 6+ months of Hololive money into another apartment that she still complains is too small for VR. Enjoy it I guess.

>>10963757
>She talks about going to the mall not infrequently
I don't think she's ever talked about going to a mall. Off the top of my head I remember McDonald's, the place she gets donuts and pastries from, the hairdresser, and the place she ordered food but had her hip lock up when her number was called.

>>10963223
Anyone got that do it for her image?

Ina was hinting pretty hard with that hairdo stream.
>>10964259
I already dismissed you, relax.

>>10964164
She said they were still coming soon but that she didn't know when that would be

>>10964268
>Gura with bigger twin tails.
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10964280
And the place where she checked out various cats, whatever that could be.

>>10964294

>>10964338
I hope so, but I fear it might not be twintails at all..

>>10953024
>She almost only use her original one
You know why, and a new costume will prolly not fix it. Unless she gets a new rigger.

>>10964295
Be less not smart

Gura is NEVER getting another rigger.
NEVER.

Screenshot this or whatever is in vogue nowadays.

>>10964379
Yeah her original one obscures the issues better thanks to the hair being symmetrical and filling the background behind her neck. I think that new costume's hair will emphasize the issues with the rigging as much as the second outfit did.

>>10964390
I already dismissed you, relax.

>>10964421
I know. She'll make the dance and prance for a couple of weeks then go back to her default costume unless the new one also masks the issues her model has.

>>10964475
Her hairstyle in the new outfit wouldn't make much sense being asymmetrical.

>>10964485

>>10963757
Congrats on making the most retarded post in this thread. Here's a free (you).

>>10964369
What else could it be?

>>10960903
https://youtu.be/W7gUkrx2KPk?t=11482

She goes into a whole min long spill and you can tell in her voice she knows what is happening but she's done bowing down to yabs just because of a select few.

>>10964591
Oh thank you. What part of the post made me win such prestigious award?

>>10964338
>>10964369
>>10964612
Reminder pic related.

>>10964634
Just fucking shadowban everybody already.

>>10964695
You mean the thing Ina drew long after these costume designs were finalized that is completely irrelevant?

>>10942056
upscaled to 4k and interpolated to 120fps

>>10964695
Looks like an active shooter.

>>10964669
Yes.

SHARK AWAKE

>>10964695
God please let it be a Gothic Lolita dress.
I mean we are getting close to Halloween.
Maybe they all are horror inspired.

T u T Gura retweeted the cunny

Oh she just retweeted the Dangerous Beast image.
https://twitter.com/piyosan1119/status/1445343014876958720

She retweeted the cunny

>>10964774
We know, she was already in Minecraft for 25 minutes a bit earlier.

>>10964798
>>10964800
>>10964803
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

i love gooruh

>>10964800
She has such good tastes

gura is horny

>>10964843
But do lay down the drugs.

>>10964816
I missed the login mention because it was in the middle of schizo garbage and I was skipping posts.

>chumkek

the feet retweet is good too. very samegaki.

>>10964905
Understandable.

>>10964800
>twitter crop
Jesas, full focus on the belly and chest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-I_GFm_FNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-I_GFm_FNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-I_GFm_FNE

>>10964980
>>10964800
Extra spicy today? And minecraft? Maybe she'll be lovely to chat today

>>10965182

Yeah baby
Comfy building stream

>>10965182
>145 already waiting
Jesas.

>>10965271
Yeah all me

>>10964634
One if the few times she actually sounded upset. Also the “oh nyo flags” gets me everytime kek she really has grown.

>>10965182
5 out of 6 of guras last vods have been minecraft
and i love it, the server merge has been an absolute blessing as well as councils presence

>>10965330
Enjoy your bulldozing then.

>>10965324
It's understandable why she would be upset. Coco's departure was very emotional for all of the girls and people bringing it up like that are practically inviting more bullshit. Remember your REFLECT reps boys: One word leads to another.

>>10965778
So gosh darn emotional it was, Gura stopped giving a damn about five minuter later. And she was absolutely correct to do so.

>play Minecraft until the sun comes up
>sleep
>wake up
>retweet cunny
>get back on minecraft
God I love her

>>10966060
that isn't what happened though.

>>10965920
She has a remarkable amount of tact and knows that the less said about some subjects the better.

SHARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>10966850

>>10966867
holy shit.

>>10966970
I hate that image now because of all the clickbait clippers using it as a thumbnail.

>>10967000
>letting clippers ruin a good image

Rewatching clips of Gura/Polka and Fauna/Polka I’m wondering if Polka saw clip of Gura joking about senpai tax to Irys and Kronii and thinks Gura was mean to her Kouhai

When she says in chat «there is no next senpai tax».

>>10966793
Exactly. So Coco will never be mentioned again(not least for being a direct competiton lol), and all "promises" to her will carry even less weight than "promises" to chum.
Good riddance.

>>10961742
I used to stream for a group of friends and a super niche speedrun community, I can kind of understand "streamer brain" since I found it hard to balance gameplay and interaction which is why I don't do it much anymore.

goop goop stream? tonight? goop goop