/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>that scroll bar

dunno what she does but I'm definitely not gonna check a whole book about it, tldr please

Draw Bea getting raped by fat bastard anon kun and I'll read the blog post.

>>10898765
Too much unnecessary info. After "personality" there should be appearance, then history and done. You don't need to say every little thing about the chuuba

>>10898765
Die schizo

>>10898765
was it made as a joke for this thread?
no one will read that shit, just close the tab and move on to something else

it remind me of Encyclopedia Dramatica it fits with the vtuber

>thumb up dude in slider.gif

>>10899521
it's her actual wiki page, done by a viewer long ago (and updated by others as well)

>>10899578
it's like 99% one autist's passion project

Yeah I got one problem with this wiki there's not a feet section. I'd like to know the size, shape, and general aroma of this chuubas feet. All those fucking words and no feet.

>>10899621
It's a masterpiece.

>>10898765
3 minutes into reading and I already feel like I'm having a mild brain seizure. Was this supposed to be a joke?

>>10900247
no, that's what all the people of /yah/ are exposed to

>>10900247
Kek

>>10898765
I read joke encyclopedia articles for fun and even I still think this shit is too long. But then again, you need a special kind of mental illness to like Beatani.

>>10898765
I bet you could fuck Beatini into a crying mess on the floor.

>>10898765
Idk Bea but if that wiki page's purpose is to draw new viewers then I'm sure it won't work at least in my case. Better to keep it short yet able to highlighted your personality and how your stream usually is than make a long essay about all of your biography, history, lore or whatever it's called as a vtuber. If someone's genuinely interested about that sort of thing, they should do their reps for better immersion IMHO (did that with my oshi)

>>10898765
too long for a who

>>10898765
Imma stick man dick in her ass.

>>10898765
it's like an encyclopedia you look to if you don't know about an in joke the more detailed the better no one is going to actually read all of it

>>10898765
It's too long, but that's the joke at this point. A small indie has the longest article.
t. dad

>>10898765
Bea will someday have to accept that shes never going to get anywhere in life without settling with a rich dad. That dad will be me.

>>10902076
>i-it's just a joke haha!
cope

>>10902490
Oil Groomers disgust me.

>>10902076
Anyone can write a long ass article about a nobody honestly, like I could write twice this for 4x this about Mocca or Africat, doesn't mean I should

>>10904125
You should pity him, you can get similar quality mail order bride for what they want expect it's not just in your delusions this time, they're wasting their time one of the hardest target who make some joke sparkle in front of their eyes to milk they dry... poor guys.

>>10898765
the funny part is that this wiki is actually reliable and based on what she herself said, done or implied

>>10906283
Reliable at scaring the hoes

>>10904125
More like jealous.

Needs more pictures and maybe memes others created and are posted on previous threads. And more definitions to stuff bea says. Maybe updated characters too.

>all those fagots saying it's too long
Retards, that's the point of this wiki article
Don't listen to then anon, anons, dads, whoever is responsible for the wiki page - godspeed, that's the best page on the whole side. And it's well written too.
The fact that the small indie chuuba has the biggest and most autistic page is amazing. Reminder that the actual wikipedia pages with the "quality article" award are long as fuck too.

Also I'm a fan of archieving things so having a place with everything being written out is unironically great.
The only thing I'd change is maybe add a tl;dr at the beginning of the site for people that actually want to learn something about Bea and don't have time to read through all of this. Also, adding every single picture that Bea has made to the gallery side would be nice too since she's really good at drawing. It lacks a pic of her new model too.

tl;dr based

>t. cringe groomer faggot footstep cuck

>>10909805
>Reminder that the actual wikipedia pages with the "quality article" award are long as fuck too.
I just did a very unscientific comparison of a few vtuber-related wikipedia articles and Bea's article on this wiki, with the wikipedia daily article and the Kizuna Ai article across both as controls.

>>10910711
That v-wiki article is basically a free-to-read biography. Biographies are fat books, wiki anon is doing a great job

>>10909805
This. The ADHD kids voting yes should go read some books.

>>10909805
Bea is easily controlled.

>>10914119
Bea was always in control

>>10914923
True, she's held in her piss long enough to need to go to the hospital at least three times.

>>10915395
sounds like more of a Matsuri thing

One thing I despite with Twitter dms for conversation, is the inability to edit or delete especially if you realize you rambled and left a wall of text to be read when the other open, you can't just erase that garbage to spare the other's time.

>>10917495
Indeed, I'm now blocking you.

>>10917495
It makes you think first. I use a Discord mod that immediately backs up all messages, DMs whatever.

>>10914923
Except for when she's making dick sucking noises for aka supa.