/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

he tried

You're a femanon, right?

>>10881479
Yes

>>10881479
That’s impossible, there are no women on the internet.

>>10881488
Glad to know you're not a faggot, unless…>>10881522

>>10881222
Out of all the beta Japanese males to lust for you choose him? ew. He's not cute in the slightest which means you need to like him for fatherly purposes to compensate for his mediocre looks, and he fails in that aspect, he acts awkward and corporate. Not fatherly at all so definitely NOT daddy material.

>>10881488
>1488
Checked.
But if you're really a real femoid then you must've known the rules already? Post tits and timestamp.

Did he make it to the plate at least or did it bounce?

>>10881813
He wound up his ball as tightly with his hand and wrist as he could, and the white fell into the dust short of home base.

>>10881222
His arms look a bit skeletal in this pic. Someone tell yagoo to bulk up or do some curls or somethin

>>10881813
https://twitter.com/satvri_/status/1444510182982053889

>>10881813
It bounced, but hey at least he threw on target

>>10881222
Better lob than McGregor at least

>>10881222
Yagoo is best girl.

>>10881626
>beta Japanese male
>Not cute in the slightest
???

>>10881222
how can you NOT love this guy

>>10881222
this is now yagoo appreciation thread

>>10881222
My politics tell me to hate CEOs, but damn is Yagoo the one exception I'll make. He feels like a stuffed animal you just want to hug.

>>10881222
>tfw yagoo will never play baseball with you

>>10881222

Being a humeme never ends well. Its a curse.

>>10881222
>tfw Yagoo is younger than me and he is already a self-made millionaire while I've never worked a day in my life

>>10886614
kneel

>>10881222
Who is this creepy dweeb uncle?

>>10886553
He's the type of CEO you want if you want the company to keep it's soul, able to balance investor demands with employee satisfaction and doesn't just ground them down into paste for a 0.5% increase in profit margin.

So, which holomem has he banged? Which ones could he?

>>10886851
I'd be okay with him banging A-chan

>>10886851
Yagoo seems more like the type that some of the Holomembers ask to fuck him and he just goes "Hai", unable to say no.

>>10886513
>noo take my little hand

>>10886851
kiara

>>10886851

Anyone whenever he asks. Its his harem. They wear cosplay too.

>>10886851
He has a wife and he's a family man, stop projecting your fetish on him.

>>10881222
I wonder how attractive is his wife and daughter

If he's so great why didn't he stop the Coco bullying? Haachama and Coco both expressed discontent with him. Yeah, Porka and Miko respect him a lot but that's about it.

>>10887008
>Haachama and Coco
literally who?

>>10886851
Porka loves him

>>10887008
>why doesn't yagoo literally 1v1 a country
Tastunokos have yagoo choose her over an entire country, and still complain.
Coco not having chat moderators was her own fault. Matsuri had Lyger as a mod forever.

>>10881222
it was pretty hype
Hololive is making it big
https://files.catbox.moe/kahreh.mp4

>>10887066
Clussy has daddy issues for sure.

>>10887311
who doesn't
am I'm right

>>10881222
Guy seriously needs to start lifting, look at that weak upper body.

>>10887097
You dont actually even need them to do the janny work forever. Pic related

>>10886967
How can his wife say she loves him if she doesn't let him fuck the holos

>>10881222
Someone has his cycling stats before he made his strava account private?

>>10886614
Yagoo is in his fifties, you know

>>10891072
It was a Redditor, but he deleted everything after another redditor pointed that its doxxing. Fuck that other guy

>>10887203

>>10895714
these edits are gold

how much is this shirt worth now

>>10895962
At least 10k

>>10890271
good luck going through all of his twitter and old blogposts

>>10882044
What the fuck was that release point and pathetic follow through? It was more like he tossed it like a shot put as opposed to actually pitching a baseball. WTF YAGOO!!?

>>10881222
yagoo definitely has some sort of charisma

>>10896091
he is an old guy who only works his legs
give him a break

>>10896091
He's in his fifties, anon, give him a break

>>10896394
He should stop dying his hair. I think people would like him better if he has gray hair. Using a walking staff is another brownie point.

>>10896474
jesus anon, it's 50's not 70's

>>10886541
so the japs actually are working on an isekai machine

>>10881626
He is attractive dude.

>>10886967
>>10889297
Maybe they have threesomes with the talent? Maybe they also invite the holostars too.

>>10881222
you're mentally ill

>>10903970
ogay

>>10886553
He's a successful CEO not because his daddy got him the job, but because his product took off. A self-made man

>>10886851
Just his wife a.k.a. Aki and maybe Kiara but most likely she tricked him into it.

>>10881222
lol yagoo best girl, am I right fellow redditors?

>>10905427
lol rrat am I right?

>>10905427

>>10881222
actual reddit thread

>>10905485

>>10905427
no need to try so hard to fit in
he isn't "a best girl"
just a cute man who's smile is infectious

>best girl yagoo when the idol dream isn't wholesome 100

>>10905607
wholesome chungus 100

>>10905750
chungus? like that meme rabbit? what?

>>10887203
it would be pretty cool if they did baseball X Hololive collab in the States too

>>10881222
Unironically, yes. Japan's marriage laws haven't yet devolved into male slavery, which is why Yagoo had no qualms about marrying and having children. You may not like it, but this is your society on patriarchy.