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10845280 No.10845280 [Reply] [Original]

how fans would react to a chuuba in a relationship

> moved Luna up because lunaitos said they would have a mental breakdown because she's like a daughter
> moved Marine up, because a schizo breakdown is inevitable
> soratomos said no hard feelings
> irystocrats said no hard feelings, but based on how hard they're gosling over her i think extremely upset but not surprised is the right choice

feel free to disagree
https://tiermaker.com/create/hololive-girls-en-gen-2-update-16882

>> No.10845406

>>10845280
Ollie should be in no hard feelings.
Ina, Lamy and Moona should be in schizo breakdown.
Suisei should be in coping hard.
Rushia's tier should be renamed to "kyoto animation fire 2.0".

>> No.10845472

>>10845280
aqua is too autistic; she probably couldnt even hold a conversation with a real human male in person

>> No.10845608

>>10845280
Who would be upset at Mio being in a relationship, it's a fucking tragedy that the poor woman has to pretend to be a mom to her coworkers and live along with her cats when she is so breedable. I want Mio to find a nice man and make a good family.
Rest of the list a is a mess too. But the Mio thing was worth a (you) because I am mad.

>> No.10845627

>>10845472
Anon... your reps...

>> No.10845653

>>10845472
>coping hard

>> No.10845667

>>10845280
lmao Rushia has a bf OP

>> No.10845822
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>>10845280
I would move Mori to coping hard.
Mori has gathered tons of ghostlings over this past year and a lot her members are genuine schizos. If there was any indications that she has a current boyfriend it would make Amegeddon look like a fucking joke.

>> No.10845878

>>10845822
Who the fuck is this? I keep hearing about some clero guy and other schizo gachis but what do they do?

>> No.10845911

>>10845280
polka...
we just want polka to be happy in her life

>> No.10845914

>>10845608
This should apply to every holohags.
Like for Christ's sake, can someone in japan fuck and marry marine already?
Why nips are such fucking herbivore and let marine's womb dried?

>> No.10845959
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10845959

>>10845280
> ina
everyone knows takodachis are cucks, so ina should be in "cucks would enjoy it"
ame should be in "no hard feelings", if ame is happy, teammates are happy

>> No.10846014

>>10845280
All should go to schizo breakdown. Not because of the fans, mind you, but because this board is infested with dramaniggers and such a happening is sure to bring in schizos from other boards. See: Matsuri and all those threads filled with concerned Maturisus who didn't know what Matsurisu means, what Matsuri has been up to lately nor have any vtuber related pictures to post.

>> No.10846021

>>10845472
>Do your NND reps

>> No.10846047
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>>10845280
>merakyat
>schizo breakdown
I'm not sure any of us would be unhappy to hear reine finally managed to manifest her /u/schizo fantasies

>> No.10846107
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>> No.10846241

>>10845959
>If Ame is happy teamates are happy.
This is a teamate's strongest cope. She's right where she belongs.
t. teamate

>> No.10846445

>>10846107
none of them will ever fuck you

>> No.10846515

Mio, Choco and Marine should be in one call "About damn time".

>> No.10846521

>>10845280
u should move ayame down

>> No.10846525
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10846525

>>10845280
You are all cucks every holo has a girlfriend

>> No.10846553

>>10846445
Thanks for stating the obvious. They are anime characters after all. Mongoloid faggot ape.

>> No.10846562

>>10845667
utaitebros keep winning

>> No.10846596

If Kanata had a BF her fans would suicide or schizo implode on a mass scale. OP knows nothing about anything and is a faggot.

>> No.10846627

>>10846525
>girlfriend
dyrbi

>> No.10846643

>>10846107
>he feels bad for the guy who ends up with a nutzo strayan banterous space nerd
fag. I bet you've never even gone on a maccas run.

>> No.10846654

>>10845280
Aqua and Porka are so ugly, why would anyone care?

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>>10845878
>SEAnigger artist who is obsessed with Mori
>was trying to become Mori's lyger with how many stream accessories she was making for her(most famous one was the sheriff hat)
>in pre-chat was telling how ones Japan opens up he was gonna move there and try to get a job in Cover so he can work closer to Mori
>a doxxbeat who is always one of the first ones to comment on her roommates tweets
Basically creepy motherfucker. There are some others but he is the most notable one.

>> No.10846703

Miko is fucking every Holo. It is known.

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>>10846703
All this cope.

>> No.10846917

>>10845959
> Amegeddon
> No hard feelings
Kek

>> No.10847004

>>10846817
Fucking, getting fucked by, same difference.

>> No.10847021

>>10846643
I'm picturing Sana sneaking a pinky into her BF's ass and all of a sudden her limiter stops working.

>> No.10847153
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>>10845280
Do one for Nijisanji. That would be a funny

>> No.10847275

>>10846700
Why is it always the SEAfuckers that are like this lol

>> No.10847424
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>>10845822
>>10846700
>>10847275
Based SEAbro. Oh, and he's a flip? Then what the fuck is Mori doing at this point? She should hook up with the most powerful race in the world

>> No.10847463

>>10845406
>Suisei should be in coping hard.
No, nobody gives a shit.

>> No.10847481

>>10845472
remember when aqua was trying to show her breasts to the audience?

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>>10847463
People would be more mad about her doing GFE than having her a boyfriend.

>> No.10847674

>>10847275
Something in their water

>> No.10847676

>>10845472
If you were aquacrew you'd know she talked about being interviewed by 40mP for kaisou ressha, and she would almost certainly have to have worked with dozens of people during each concert, and covers since the girls organize those on their own. Not sure about past life stuff but all she'd have to do is agree to go out with someone. So it wouldn't really be that surprising

>> No.10847983

>>10845280
A lot are really wrong, Ayame would be in the last row, not meltdown, everyone already accepted it.
That mori placement feels super random and like a personal issue
"Extremely upset" over Ina, Anya, Ollie or IRyS seems very exaggerated, they're in no hard feelings or "upset but not dead inside"
Haachama would be in a no surprise category
Lamy would be schizo break down no question asked

>> No.10848046

>>10847463
>>10847564
why are hoshiyomis like this?

>> No.10848098

>>10845822
She is already legitimately dating someone.

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>>10845280
Many of would probably get a wince off people who'd just rather not know, but woulnd't affect the enjoyment much.

>> No.10848402

>>10848098
Anon, pls.

>> No.10848494

>>10848098
>workaholic
>dating
Mori is too autistic for men

>> No.10848578

>>10845472
You seem to forget this is not an actual problem for women, only men.

>> No.10848609

If you care about a V-Tuber getting a boyfriend you are an incel.

Sorry if people don't want to hear or accept this message.

>> No.10848650

>>10848609
Twitter is to your left.

>> No.10848665

>>10848494
Nah, she's the high functioning autism type that is even more likely to have a bf because she'll ask them out instead of just dropping hints like a normal roastie

>> No.10848737

>>10845280
>relationship
>Kiara
ahahahahahaha good one.

>> No.10848758

>>10848665
t. deadbeat

>> No.10848767

>>10848046
Because Suichan is the best and anything Suichan does is right. She doesn't do gfe so therefore I think this is really cool.
Now please excuse me while I spam this thread with Suichan pictures.

>> No.10848785

>>10848609
Yes, I am an incel. If I wasn't an incel I'd be dating my oshi. Outside of my oshi, I'll continually to be voluntarily celibate, thank you very much.

>> No.10848832

>>10848322
>Reine
>expected
Reine's a fucking dyke that's stuck in the closet and anyone that claims otherwise hasn't watched her.

>> No.10848896

>>10846021
>>10845653
Did her roommate have a bf or something?

>> No.10848942

>>10848832
>stuck in the closet
stuck in her room maybe, but she isn't doing shit to hide it

>> No.10848960

I don't get why retards care so much.
They are way out of your league and out of your country.
They will never ever go out with you.
Even if they don't have bfs right now they will get them sooner or later.
Unlike you they won't stay single forever.
So why care?

>> No.10848962

>>10848896
she had an online boyfriend that she met one time and then they broke up some time after

>> No.10848986

>>10848737
Yeah. With me.

>> No.10849032

>>10848832
It's relationship, not just bf, she's not hiding it, and with her status she can have her affair at home without much worry

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>>10845280
I actually don't deserve her, so I would place her into "No hard feelings" if the person is gigachad that goes to Africa to work in charity or something

>> No.10849240

>>10846525
>Gif related to the identity of the girlfriend

>> No.10849292

>>10848665
>because she'll ask them out
Come on, anon. Even you know that is not true and i say this as a deadbeat.

>> No.10849317

>>10845280
As an Aquafag, can confirm the schizo break down. At minimum.

>> No.10849349

>>10847153
I would welcome this

Do it OP >>10845280

>> No.10849415

>>10848767
Why are you seething?

>> No.10849435
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>>10849032
>>10848832
Reine even made a point about that in her own debut, having for goal to find the one person that would support her in her life, even was a bit awkward bringing it up https://youtu.be/tyoz_LRDCbU?t=2303

>> No.10849503

>>10845280
Also, Suisei is 'coping hard'.

>> No.10849534

>>10845959
>Teamates
>No hard feelings
Explain this then: https://files.catbox.moe/iufg13.webm

>> No.10849549

>>10848609
Nobody will want to fuck you more than chuubas, even with how they look

>> No.10849578

>>10845280
>suprised
>Suisei
she used to call her bf on the phone before joining hololive

>> No.10849612

>>10848960
>out of your league
bruh have you seen their roommates?

>> No.10849625

>>10848494
Workaholics have boyfriends, as does Calli.

>> No.10849635

>>10845280
The Flare one is way too accurate, I would be betting how fast the guy would break with her lmao

>> No.10849698

>>10848578
Yup, anon never had the displeasure of being laughed at trying to date a girl of equal autism only for her to end up with a neurotypical guy because he’s more popular and outgoing than you all for that friendship you once had to be cut off by you wishing she had walked In front of a bus

>> No.10849704

>>10849625
>as does Calli.
She wishes.

>> No.10849719

>>10849578
Her "boyfriend" was an audio from a gacha game

>> No.10849801

>>10849719
>>10849503
>>10845406

>> No.10849804

>>10849203
No way. Doing charity in Africa is negative value to the world.

>> No.10849831

>>10848962
Aww. Hope it was a no hard feelings situation atleast. Sounds like a pretty hard break up to go through.

>> No.10849876

>>10849801
Anon, is not coping. It was literally an audio from the game. She even called him Ritsu, the character's name

>> No.10850068

>>10849876
I bet her sister is called Anemachi Hoshimachi in real life too.

>> No.10850112

>>10849578
https://streamable.com/rsjfdh

>> No.10850214

>>10847021
That sounds fucking awesome

>> No.10850278

>>10848098
>Source: the voices in my head

>> No.10850537

>>10850112
We’ve seen this like a thousand times we don’t give a shit about her shitty boyfriend

>> No.10850640

>>10849612
Yeah. Some of them are very cute.

>> No.10850753

>>10849612
I would a rushia, even if 3DPD

>> No.10850827

>>10850537
Why are you seething?

>> No.10850870

>>10849612
Okayu is the ugliest thing on the face of the earth, she would be lucky to have a guy like me.

>> No.10850915

>>10849203
Doing charity work in Africa is evil.

>> No.10851055

>>10850112
Imagine roleplaying that a gacha character is your boyfriend. Suisei never dated anyone in her life, did she. Or she did and was burned by it.

>> No.10851090

>>10848098
yes, me

>> No.10851139

>>10851055
Exactly anyone that thinks she fucked or was in a relationship are just delusional

>> No.10851207
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Would anyone really be upset over Marine finally being able to get some cock? She needs it.

>> No.10851209

>>10848322
with Aki I feel I'd move her to cheering and support, everyone wants to sex the aunt and be spoiled by her, but I don't see people going super gosling over her
Mori should probably be in 'Upset, but expected'

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>>10851055
>>10851139

>> No.10851379

>>10851261
What is he trying to accomplish?

>> No.10851404

>>10845280
Haachama, Subaru, Luna and MAYBE Marine can be lowered.
Gura, Nene and Lamy would be schizo territory.
Speaking as 35P, I would coping pretty fucking hard desu.

>> No.10851420

>>10851139
Didn't she destroy herself in one of those Tokomachi Radio programs from this year where she said she can't really give love advice and told a history about a friend that was complaining to her, when she tried to give some advice her friend just went "But you've never been in a relationship before."

>> No.10851598

>>10851420
She seeks for love advice in shoujo mangas, too.

>> No.10851615

>>10851420
Yup and this comment by her friend solidifies my statement

>> No.10851633

Lets say their is no proof online that your oshi is or ever was in a relationship, Japanese girls can be very good at opsec,
That means one of 2 things: she either has been in one and just not talked about it or hasn't been. Trying to say there is no way she could every be in a relationship is just fucking stupid. And worrying about it too much is also stupid. Just enjoy.

>> No.10851693

>>10851615
anon it's just a story she told, could be real, could be made up. this coping is a bit much

>> No.10851751

>>10851693
>>10851379

>> No.10851757

>>10851693
didn't know sui-chan was another luthor

>> No.10851762

>>10851420
Doesn't sound like too close of a friend to say such things.

>>10851598
>She seeks for love advice
Talking about self-destruction.

>> No.10851821

>>10849625
Honestly, not as often, for some their career comes first and dating can just be in the way.
Dating that kind of person can be pretty tough.

>> No.10851896

>>10845280
KYS

>> No.10851932

>>10851762
>Talking about self-destruction.
Love advice to give. She wants to know more about love
>Inb4 cope cope cope.
Ok. I don't give a shit if she's in a relationship. Also, answer me. Why do (You) care?

>> No.10851973

>>10848098
>Mori
>dating

>> No.10852536

>>10849534
If you think that's solid evidence that he was her boyfriend, you've got terminal rrat brain.

Thanks for reminding me how good Eva music is though.

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>>10845280
>Reine
>Schizo breakdown
Lel, there is not a single merakyat who wouldn't be happy that Reine finally managed to put her years of pent up /u/ frustration to good use.

>> No.10852973

>>10848832
>stuck in the closet
Lmao Reine doesn't even try to hide that she is a massive carpet muncher, but she's too much of a sperg to actually get a girlfriend.

>> No.10853036

>>10849435
Must be hard being a lesbian in SEAland, I hope she can find someone like that...

>> No.10853066

>>10845280
Put ame up a tier, like coping but not surpised. She probably has a boyfriend but i'd rather not know .

>> No.10853112

>>10849435
>>10852851
dropped, I don't support lesbians

>> No.10853144

>>10845959
>if ame is happy, teammates are happy
i want to kill myself

>> No.10853204

>>10853112
(you)

>> No.10853288

>>10845280
Choco needs a "Thank god" or some other positive reaction. Seriously, someone put a baby in that woman already.

>> No.10853363

>>10851932
>She wants to know more about love
Talking about self-destruction.

>I don't give a shit if she's in a relationship. Also, answer me. Why do (You) care?
I don't, that's the thing. Though unicorns are fascinating creatures and their antics can be very amusing.

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10853731

>>10845280

>> No.10853795

>>10853731
Moona got an airfryer with her threadmill.
Yes, this is a thing that actually happened.

>> No.10853850

>>10849435
>to find the one person that would support her in her life
>the one
That's not what she wrote in her goal

>> No.10853863

>>10845280
>Matsuri
>not coping hard
So you've only been into vtubers about 2 months, huh?

>> No.10853875

>>10853363
That's a good answer. You only want to troll people, good to know. Good one ignoring the first part of the sentence too.

>> No.10854004

>>10853288
but she's not even in her 30s yet

>> No.10854297

>>10848098
this

>> No.10854362

>>10845280
as a chumbud i would actually love to see gura living with someone and taking care of her

>> No.10854859

>>10854004
Most women don't wait till The Wall is staring them in the face, anon. She made dino nuggies, this woman has a NEED to BREED.

>> No.10855303
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My reaction, not what I expect of the fanbases.

>> No.10855560

>>10855303
>killing yourself over the fat cat
lol
>being subbed to the chicken
LOL

>> No.10855564
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10855564

I may be a little bit of a schizo

>> No.10855882

>>10845280
People who think haatons wold be pissed about haachama dating someone are retarded,
If haachama ever came out and said on stream that she found someone she truly loved and wanted to be with and they made her happy then that's calm as shit.
people who don't want happiness for their oshi in all it's forms are schizos

>> No.10856028

>>10855564
>>10855303
thanks for being honest

>> No.10856231

>>10849534
Pain.

>> No.10856275

>>10845280
But.... Teamates are already cucks...

>> No.10856296
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10856296

I'm only a casual lurker and eop clipwatcher, so please correct me.

>> No.10856372

>>10851404
Shart doesnt groom her chat.

>> No.10856446

>>10856296
>Pekora
>Miko
>virgins
I don't think I have seen a more incorrect post here

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10856541

>>10845280
We're all Nene's husband already, Nekkos wouldn't care.

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>>10850112
>it's literally her talking with a voice changer
what a fucking dork

>> No.10857226

>>10856296
miko posed naked for her nnd fans

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10857313

>>10856446
They were, until last christmas

>> No.10857395

>>10857313
Does it count as losing your virginity if it's non consensual?

>> No.10857427

>>10857226
Go back >>>/jp/

>> No.10857506

What holos besides Coco, Watame, Matsuri and Mumei have had confirmed boyfriends? Aloe, I guess, but she barely counts as a holo. Korone seems like she would, but I never heard anything that wasn't clearly a baseless rrat.

>> No.10857552

>>10857226
Wait really? Sauce?

>> No.10857553

>>10857506
Me with your oshi

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>>10857226
I've only seen a shitty collage and it clearly wasn't her

>> No.10857817

>>10852536
It was not an evidence of a boyfriend, it was an evidence on how Teamates could become full schizos if they find Ame have a boyfriend, but if you were lost while Amegedon they found an ask page where she literally said she had a boyfriend, this and l*ser was the Amegedon

>> No.10857942

>>10857226
it wasn't her that was just slander. they pointed out the necklace which isn't even same and that fc2 girl momo doesn't sound like miko's at all

>> No.10858068

>>10855882
As a Haaton I would be worried, just think in how boys in their 20s only thinks with their dick, I don't want her to get a boyfriend who just would pump and dump her, she is better being alone until boys in their age range are more mature

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>> No.10858169

>>10857395
yes, miko destroyed her peko hymen

>> No.10858446
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PLEASE CHOCO FIND A MAN ALREADY

>> No.10858460

>>10848098
She is dating critikal

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10858476

The Owl doxx brought out crystalized, undiluted, cope in its purest form. Since she has become the gosling autism queen as of late, it's only gotten worse(better)

>> No.10858517

>>10858446
Isn't she married? They finished paying off the mortgage like a year ago.

>> No.10858624

>>10858115
This one is to see how many people you bait? Or it's just ignorance? Why don't you watch clip

>> No.10858720

>>10858476
I wonder how much of goslings are unironic though. It can be funny to shitpost as it sometimes

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>>10848785
> Voluntarily celibate
Anon, you are huffing fatal levels of cope.

>> No.10858817

I would legit cry on the floor if suisei was in a relationship although I only make up like 1% of the fandom, so don’t take my word for it

>> No.10858872

>>10848098
I could see this happen...Anywhere in the planet but fucking japan.
C'mon anon, get real.

>> No.10858958

>>10858817
I can't believe Suisei only has 100 fans...

>> No.10858997

>>10858958
No, no, he is just THAT obese

>> No.10859238

I bet on my left nut that half of them are in relationship, no matter how hard you cope and hope, at the end of the day those girls are human with desire.

>> No.10859293

>>10859238
You forget that japanese people don't date or fuck as much so they can actually be alone

>> No.10859631

I thought my oshi would be higher on these charts.

>> No.10859763
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10859763

INFA 100%
Now with extra Nijis!
(May contain traces of peanuts.)

>> No.10859945

>>10859763
>Conversation piece
I was going to call this a very lazy bait attempt, but I actually laughed.

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>>10859763
>t.

>> No.10860135

>>10859763
Kek

>> No.10860453
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>>10855303
>Okayu
Anon...please tell me you wouldn't off yourself over such an unfortunate looking woman? If she wasn't a vtuber nobody look at her twice.

>> No.10861158

>>10860453
Yeah, I was shitposting with everyone both the top two categories, and half the disappointed. IDGAF about any of them having sex, and only care if some of them break their characters kafabe by admitting to it on stream.
I don't even watch Anya or Luna.

>> No.10861521

We only want what's best for our daughter Luna, so if she finds someone who makes her happy so be it.

Didn't some vtuber wannabe moonafic have a breakdown after moona kept lusting after some british faggot?

>> No.10861777

>>10859763
Anon... Don't tell people about my relationship with Suisei.

>> No.10862053

>>10845280
teamates are 100% having a schizo breakdown.
t.m8

>> No.10863068
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10863068

>>10859763
ogey

>> No.10863196

>>10862053
anon...your ame reps...

>> No.10864644

Will there ever be a rrat surpassing the sheer glory of Transmasc Matsuri?

>> No.10872337
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I made this before Council dropped but it's still pretty much accurate for what it does include.

>> No.10872724

>>10849435
currently becoming merakyat.

>> No.10872784

>>10849435
Imagine being a lesbo and average looking in SEAnigger land kek

>> No.10875729

>>10845627
What?

>> No.10875825

I'd be honestly more concerned if the actually beautiful and good ones IRL like Mio/Choco don't have a man in their life
Like how the fuck is that even possible?

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>>10845280
from what i've gathrered from reading this thread and lurking for about half a month

onigirya are prisoners.

>> No.10875976

>lives in Japan
>can't speak shy Japanese
Ok anon

>> No.10876170

>>10845406
As a tako, id argue that Ina would be better placed in surprised considering how koreans who are still homebound tend to do things, also shes also hikkiomori tier so the chances would be astronomically low unless an arranged marriage happened

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>>10851633
>Japanese girls can be very good at opsec
AHAHAHHAHHAHAH

>> No.10876361

Sora is a whore
So definitely had a lot of men inside her

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>>10853875
Not him, but you know that screenshot of Suisei sniping Rika that Homos would spam to try to make Hoshiyomis mad? I was the one who screenshotted it, and I'm a Hoshiyomi. Why? Seeing unicorns seething is fun

>> No.10876529

>>10854362
I'll do it.

>> No.10876860

>>10872337
I get that you have something against Mori but i can say that Deadbeats would not be happy if they found out Mori has a boyfriend. Amegeddon would look like a joke after that shitstorm.

>> No.10877265

>>10875855
Lurk more or watch streams

>> No.10877407

>>10845280
I kinda root for Polka, she is a good girl

>> No.10877468
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10877468

I have observed the fanbases on this board and have used my observations to create the truest, most unbiased list possible.

>> No.10877491

>>10876481
Fuck you I hate you

>> No.10877536

>>10876481
What screenshot? Post it.

>> No.10877560

>>10855564
>>10855303
Yeah, about noel...

>> No.10877632

>>10877560
What about her?

>> No.10877662
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>>10853731

>> No.10877689

>>10877632
She makes really REALLY good ASMR videos

>> No.10877717

>>10848098
not the tophat man...

>> No.10877875

>>10877468
Watch streams

>> No.10878068
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>>10877536
Here you go anon. Also its funny his homos spams this image of their only Tetris homo player got mogged by a girl. I hope Suisei snipe Roberu if she streams Marika one day

>> No.10878224

>>10875855
Aren't most Omaruza schizo as fuck?

>> No.10878362

>>10878068
It wasn't on purpose btw

>> No.10879288

>>10849578
She did that way, way after joining Hololive and Suisei claiming her oshi is her boyfriend was a long running inside joke in her streams. It's not even the biggest thing that happened live that goslings would've been worried about, assuming she even has many of them.

>> No.10879507

>>10878362
If it wasnt on purpose she wouldn't know Rikka is streaming and thus woulnt comment on the stream. Rikka lost already and was waiting to check out the names on the top and saw Suisei, said that its probably a fake and Suisei commented. Not a schizo BTW, I'm glad she mogged a homo on his own stream in a game he is supposed to be good at

>> No.10879559

>>10879288
>assuming she even has many of them.
I remembered there was some in the general thread until we pointed out they were annoying

>> No.10879646

>>10879288
Even miko has acknowledged suisies deranged gosling schizos

>> No.10879718

>>10845280
Is Reine really that much of a gfe?

>> No.10879913

>>10845280
>Marine
>Schizo breakdown
???????????????????????????
Her entire shtick is FWB that you stay friends with once you've both gotten what you hooked up for/FWB you ghost in case she ever starts getting attached because you know it's a retarded proposition.

>> No.10880323

>>10877717
unironically is

>> No.10880737

>>10849534
Should just add a tier named "would KEK into an early grave" and put Ame alone in it because I almost passed.

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>>10845280
>soratomos said no hard feelings
I don’t remember anyone asking us that question

>> No.10881027

>>10845280
Shiokko here, there would absolutely not be "no hard feelings", I would probably lose my shit and anti her desu

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>>10845280
>>10880967
Sora is MINE

>> No.10881560

>>10853731
i chuckled

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>>10845280
Move Haachama to "cucks would love it" and you're right.

>> No.10881816

>>10881145
Bugger off

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>>10881816

>> No.10882236
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>> No.10882267

>>10847481
Are they big?

>> No.10882270

>>10845280
Would be ok with Marine getting fucked as long as she get's married and was happy.

>> No.10882289

>>10882236
DYRBI?

>> No.10882321

>>10882236
Unironically one of the best sexuality tierlists because it has a menhera tier

>> No.10882323

>>10882236
Move Towa to gay and it's not bad.

>> No.10882406

>>10882321
Certain people need their own tier

>> No.10882416

>>10848322
I'd be coping with Shuba.

>> No.10882436

>>10849203
Irys has huge melons in that picture.

>> No.10882477
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10882477

I find it funny that everyone just agrees they would be happy in Choco got married.

>> No.10882546

>>10856296
Fauna and Towa are both boyfriend confirmed.

>> No.10882604

>>10872337
I care about IRyS!

>> No.10882623
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>>10856296
>Choco having a boyfriend
God she wishes.

>> No.10882645

>>10882236
Shuba is straight! She doesn't like doing the kissy shit with Luna.

>> No.10882696

>>10876170
isn't the ancient one her BF?

>> No.10882701
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>>10882645
That's what you think, Luna is a master groomer

>> No.10882714
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>> No.10882752

>>10882236
I heard a audio from a roomate stream from Towa saying she likes girls. So she's bi at least. I find it hard to figure out the girls sexuality from just their hololive interactions , there's so much business yuri.

>> No.10882781

>>10882752
The really gay ones are easy to tell, but others it kinda get's mixed up.

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>>10882236
>Kanata gay
But she told me she wasn't.

>> No.10882844

>>10882752
Well a lot of the girls in bi have kissed other girls. Sorry man, but if you will kiss other girls then you are at least bi becuase kissing your bro's is still gay.

>> No.10882876

>>10882701
Lies. Shuba is straight!

>> No.10882908

>>10882844
Subaru was sexuality assaulted by Luna! Why are all hololive babies such rapists.

>> No.10882922

>>10882781
not really, only Reine is certainly gay. The rest is not that obvious.
Miko had a boyfriend.
Kanata said she's straight.
We lack information about Gura, Luna, Flair

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>>10882876
Not for long. Hime get's what she wants
>>10882908
She choose to kiss Luna on the lips and get in the bathtub with her and then sleep with her. Luna never forced her per say.

>> No.10882937

>>10880323
This isn't working, anon.

>> No.10882958

>>10882922
>Kanata said she's straight.
She is one of the gayest women I have met. I'm pretty sure she likes girls more then I do.

>> No.10882976

>>10882922
Kanata is a boy

>> No.10882980

>>10882922
>Miko had a boyfriend.
Nice bait and if you say that fucking fake ass video that was proven wrong time and time again then fuck off.

>> No.10883004

>>10882876
For now.
Luna isnt the only groomer in hololive.

>> No.10883045

>>10883004
fat cat be convinced and even fighting with her chat that kissing your best friend all of the time when you feel like kissing is totally not gay will always make me laugh

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>>10879718
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1443254142739177480
You tell me, anon. After she btfo'd SC schizos and make clear about the relationship with chat, she actually becomes more open and rather clingy. But because her professionalism as an idol, she's abstaining from male and been releasing her pent up desire to other members, mainly Irys and herself as selfcest or maybe she's just a dyke

>> No.10883192

>>10882980
stop coping
>>/jp/thread/S31861418#p31873729

>> No.10883224

>>10883192
Damn, he turned her gay. What a fag.

>> No.10883256

>>10883175
>maybe she's just a dyke
maybe?

>> No.10883272

>>10883192
>>10883224
Miko and Noel sound similar, then.

>> No.10883318

>>10883256
I will say so until their discord erp leaked

>> No.10883376

>>10882236
The only somewhat reliable evidence that can be used to determine a holo's sexuality is their roommate. Most of the gay shit the holos do is fanservice so they can't be used as a source.

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>>10883272
>Bully cute and or hot girls
>Run into gay girls that are nice to them
>They become gay
I hate you so much Japan

>> No.10883410

>>10883381
Don't worry anon, all lesbians are just waiting to find the right man to knock them out of their dyke ways.

>> No.10883429

>>10883410
They live in Japan, that isn't happening. Unless Noel's brother fucks her.

>> No.10883451

>>10883429
I will go to Japan to straighten them out. Wish me luck anons.

>> No.10883467

>>10883381
It happens in the US, too. Hell I'd argue it happens more with how western women are taught to be terrified of men.

But as
>>10883410
said it usually changes once they find a man they feel comfortable around.

>> No.10883505

>>10883376
Sorry anon if you are willing to kiss some other dude then it's gay. Same goes for here.

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>>10883410
There are no heterosexual women; many delude themselves for lack of experience and societal pressure, but the truth is that every single one of them is just one good licking away from forswearing men altogether.

>> No.10883541

>>10883467
>>10883410
>>10883381
Or they just found out that they don't actually like men after dating one

>> No.10883550

>>10845280
pachi pachi next meme

>> No.10883595

>>10883410
real lesbian here, fuck off
https://vocaroo.com/1liSpCJnPGFa

>> No.10883608

>>10883541
Most likely answer, miko was too disgusted with even meeting up with this guy and was just lonely

>> No.10883632

>>10883595
Holy based

>> No.10883635

>>10883410
I don't know man, my sister seems pretty stuck on being lesbian for the last 12ish years?

>> No.10883643

>>10883595
What the fuck is she even saying?

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>>10856372
Every single chumbud had a meltdown over pic related. /hlgg/ was unusable with the constant J-posting.

>> No.10883663

>>10883635
I'll pray she finds the right man someday.

>> No.10883669

>>10883643
All I heard was nigger

>> No.10883689

>>10883669
I heard tranny.

>> No.10883695

>>10883663
She got raped once, so kinda turned her off of men forever. Not really happening.

>> No.10883712

>>10883695
Hire a girl to rape her to balance it out.

>> No.10883850

I got a better question, what would happen to the various splits if it was confirmed their oshi was in a relationship?

>> No.10884011

If I ever found out that Roboco was in a relationship, I'd make all of history's genocides combined look like a fucking family picnic

>> No.10884158

>>10883643
All women are lesbians, you’re a nigger and trannies should die.

>> No.10884188

>>10883650
They didn't care anymore when chumbuds dug and found that he told his fan he never left UK and shark blocked his Twitter after RFA. So meltdown has calmed down except her antis that still seem to care a lot

>> No.10884246

>>10883595
> real lesbian
> speak like she is choking on a dick

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>>10849317
Akutan will never betray her fans by touching a m*le

>> No.10884428

>>10845280
like half the girls in this list probably have a bf right now and most of them probably have before. hell if you really dig into some of their roomates you can know for 100% certain at least four I'm aware of have dated.

who gives a fuck though? she's never going to love (You) anyway and the character itself will always be either single or teasing yurifans at most with flirting

>> No.10884439

>>10884391
It's a bit late for that anon, I'm balls deep in her as I type this.

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10884645

NijiEN version

>> No.10884715

I wonder how much correlation there is between fans of a girl having a schizo breakdown if she got a bf and how much said girl is shipped with another one of the girls/how much she fakes being gay for them.

Like if Korone got a bf would her fans lose their shit more over her "betraying" Okayu? And if, say, Ollie got one would her fans freak out less because she's a serial flirt nobody really ships with anyone?

>> No.10884751

>>10884428
it's okay cuck you don't need to to justify your cuck fantasies
go watch Fauna or something

>> No.10884811

>>10883650
Yet at the end of the day it was just a nothingburger

>> No.10885166

>>10879646
Source?

>> No.10885178

>>10884751
>hurf durf if you don't delusionally imagine all the holos as your personal waifu and reee like a schizo at the idea of them dating anyone else you're a cuck
Your oshi has sucked a cock before

>> No.10885245

>>10879507
True. Because she can't read the chat's comments to know that Rikka was also streaming, no. It was obviously on purpose.

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>>10845911
But I want to be the one to make her happy!
I'd understand but damnit man, she took my heart without realizing. Or maybe I let my heart get taken that easily

>> No.10885629

>>10885245
But she wasnt streaming at the time anon

>> No.10885661

>>10885568
If you're still in that phase, it's time to go back anon....take your meds.....avoid going gosling......

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>>10885661
It's too late anon... I've done self improvement reps for her.... I will marry her or meet my maker!

>> No.10885724

Anyone who genuinely thinks that the majority of of them have bfs are fucking retarded. Most of them have or had stalkers at one point and yet not a single one of these stalkers have ever so much as snapped a picture of them with a male. If they are crazy enough to stalk them then surely if they did find a bf they would make damn sure everyone knows about it.

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Pekobros... I thought she'd promised she'd never collab with males...

>> No.10886198

>>10885568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg7S1xmoJ2o

>> No.10886243

>>10885779
who is this guy? for some reason he looks really familiar. some kind of seiyuu?

>> No.10886266

>>10886243
genderbent Hanakana

>> No.10886271

>>10885779
I wouldn't count that, whatever it is, as a male.

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>>10886198
>already speak 2 languages, working on jap for 3rd
>new job
>/fit/ reps
>practicing a few other hobbies besides vidya
I think I am a bit too deep...
Still need to use twitter for the full gachikoi experience, so I'm taking kaichous advice

>> No.10886318

>>10885779
I've seen pictures of Towa's roommate that look manlier and more handsome than whatever that is.

>> No.10886519

>>10885629
I still doubt it was on purpose. There's literally no proof.

>> No.10886525

>>10885724
My oshi does her opsec very well and the best peolle get is her old handle, abandoned pixiv page and a locked Twitter

>> No.10886952

>>10886525
If your oshi is who I think it is, you still have to find her old videogame she designed and drew characters for.

>> No.10887116

h

>> No.10887149

>>10845280
Ollie and Matsuri need to be moved down a lot, because it's not really hypothetical.

>> No.10887307

>>10886525
There's always a way to stalk. For example, if your oshi is who I think it is, then there's a way to check a good few years of tweets of her locked account from before it was locked and find absolutely fucking nothing worth of drama because it was all otaku shit anyway .

>> No.10887358

>>10846107
>>10855564
>>10856296
>>10858115
>>10859763
>>10875855
holy samefag

>> No.10887915

>>10884428
>have dated
oh personally I'm no purityfag, I don't care if they dated before at all
however most holos definitely play into the surrogate girlfriend more or less openly, it's just too strong of a bonus, thus if they want their cake and eat it then it's pretty shitty
it was never about people thinking they could realistically fuck them or whatever

>> No.10888037

>>10885724
Yes, actually 40% of females between 18 and 39yo are single in Japan.
https://www.u-tokyo.ac.jp/focus/en/press/z0508_00142.html
Then you had women in that kind of hobby so often staying at home, and now vtubers where having a BF makes things more complicated and carry risks and take too much time, it's honestly hard to believe more than 1/3 of them are with someone.

>> No.10888869

>>10886519
Anon, she was at the chat. Open your eyes.

>> No.10888951

>>10886525
You can dig a little deeper than that, but it's true that there's nothing worthwhile to be found drama-wise.

>> No.10889267

>>10888869
Is that enough proof for you? Ok

>> No.10889678

>>10889267
The alternative would be that she just happened to be playing tetris on her own, somehow immediately found out she appeared on the stream and her first reaction was to rush to comment on the chat.

>> No.10889841

>>10889678
>>10889267
She can't have ended up on the room by accident because it was behind a password, the room password is literally written in the bottom corner of the pic.

>> No.10890473

>>10889678
>>10889841
She could've had the stream open as background noise and wanted to play, you don't know that.
All of this but the question is, why would she try to mog a coworker? There's no purpose.

>> No.10890964

>>10890473
Why wouldn't she? She's done it other times. Being the Tetris queen is her thing, even more so back then when her musical career still hadn't taken off like it has now.

>> No.10891086

>>10890473
She did the same thing to Kanata before. Maybe she just felt like joining.

>> No.10891146

>>10890473
Anon, she is very, very competitive. Which is good because its cute no matter what the schizos say

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>>10884439
>>10884811
>sperged so hard that the thread become unusable
>have to block her Twitter after the stream to calm down her fans
>"They didnt care anymore and it was a nothing burger"

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>>10891504
after which stream?

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>>10891673
ignore. mistake idc

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