/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Finally, I was so scared

>>10851805
I would unironically watch a real life Truman Show. Well, provided it was an anime girl, anyway.

Not the usual bread baker. Hope I didn't mess it up. I am also shadowbanned, so I might go through my own depression arc as well...

I LOVE KRONII

>>10852689
Don't worry bro. I shouted you out.

>>10852659
thank you anon, I think we need a template of the OP so it's easy to make if the threadbaker isn't around

>>10852659
>>10852678
I missed you Ourobros...
First Kronii went then /∞/

>>10852707
Thanks for the help goslingbro

>>10851805
>Kronii is not going to star in a 24/7 The Kronii Show and that there will be moments of her life forever lost to us.
Take the pill and ask for the life VODs from our machine overlords

>>10852707
Gabe, if that's you, I fucking hate you. Thanks for giving the shadowbanned fags like myself a shoutout.

>>10852685
Took me a good amount of time to figure out this was Gura.

We're not gonna get guerilla streams...

Wtf is actually wrong with this girl? Why did she join hololive if she sounds like she doesn’t want to stream and create content? Like seriously?

>>10852767
She promised and I have faith in my wife

my legs hurt...

>>10852790
*cums on you*

>>10852659
You sure took your fucking time, huh?

BEING IN A TOXIC CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP WITH KRONII LETS GO!!

>>10852794
SHE PROMISE

REMINDER: CUM ON LONDONERS DO NOT GIVE THEM THE DIGNITY OF A (You)

>>10852816
Sorry anon, I have some minor OCD and had to triple check the formatting.

>>10852834
do you still have it? paste it on an rentry we need to make it easier to post

>>10852816
Feel free to step up yourself you lazy fucking faggot

>>10852818
Mumei wrote this.

I LOVE THIS KOREAN SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10852834
sorry to point it out, but the links at the bottom are usually spoilered

>Mumei doesn’t show up on time for Minecraft collab
>Kronii starts panicking and starts the stream by herself, alone
>she starts talking to herself as if Mumei is there
>“That’s crazy. Mumei is right here with me. Can you imagine if I was streaming a collab alone and just talking to myself like some kind of psycho? Stop. Why are you like this?”
>10 minutes into the stream Kronii starts walking around with a leashes cow named Moomei
The scary part is that I can see this happening

>>10852883
Mumei sapping Kronii's intelligence until she's a dumb sex obsessed nympho!

>(On the topic of Minecraft, end of superchat reading stream)
>"'You play so much but never stream.' Yeeeaah...I should...probably get into the habit of streaming that more..."
>"I'll save the Netherite tunnel for a stream, how's that? I'm just gonna be digging in a straight line, it's gonna be boring, but if guys are okay with it, that's fine."
>"I might even consider a guerilla Minecraft stream since...yeah I thought not a lot of people would join if it's a guerilla stream, but, I mean, if people are still interested I'll do it- I'll try to do it more often. I'm not gonna tease about playing more Minecraft and then not play it -- I'm a person of my word."
>"Oh wow, I...didn't know so many people were interested in watching me play Minecraft" [this is the 4th time she has said this]
>"Mmmmm...okay, okay. I'll definitely do it then. Yeah so...keep an eye out, for...the Minecraft mishaps."
Have we done it? Have we reached her? Finally? Is she finally starting up understand that we just want to chat and hang out with her no matter what she does?

love the clock

>>10852900
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>10852933
It's ok, you did a great job regardless

>>10852916
If all else fails, deploy the wet fish.

>>10852916
>yeah I thought not a lot of people would join if it's a guerilla stream
yet you held a member's only guerilla karaoke stream in the dead of fucking night, woman what the hell is your malfunction

>>10852915
>all along mumei was a fragment of kronii's psyche that bae materialized into being because it seemed funny at the time

>>10852916
God I hope so, I just want to spend more time with my cute clock wife

>>10853003
wet pizza is dead, bro

>>10852916
It's just a mask her real worry is that she won't be able to entertain the audience for 4 hours while she digs in a straight line. She knows it's soft zatsudan.

>>10853011
It was not member's only, only the post initially announcing it was, and she made a Twitter post for all shortly before the stream.

>>10852916
None of us were prepared for the true magnitude of her autism.

Fauna will have a guerilla minecraft stream. I swear if she fucking logs in there and cancels the guerilla mc at night then!!!!
ofcourse i'll just be here bitching and seething with nothing else better to do.

I haven't seen any of her streams yet, but something's telling me Kronii's really into femdom. Just a hunch though, I may be wrong

>>10853060
I would also be afraid after the schizo fest that took place here

>>10852916
No, it's classic conflict avoidance. By saying she didn't know, she can avoid giving a straight answer and being forced to commit to anything. Minecraft is her coping mechanism, if she has to make it into work, it won't be good for that anymore, just leave her be.

>>10853089
the guerrilla is not gonna be today tho, she said she is going to work on the bunkeronii, not in the nether mining

>>10852916
it's just bait to tease you fuckers. accept that there will be no guerilla minecraft streams and go on with your day

Is Kronii the first HoloEN to marry chat?

>>10853091
she is busting my balls

>>10853159
No and she won't be the last

>>10853100
Shut up and stream, you bitch.

>>10853133
F U C K!!!!!!

All I heard on her recent “zatsudan” stream are just lies and bullshit

>>10851329
This is what I miss when I don't do my thread reps....fuck

>>10853159
In the Minecraft frustration, I forgot she said she was OUR wife...

>>10853091
She's a massive M

>>10853176
Who was first?

>>10853091
She's really into being dominated by other girls.

"Why are you guys like this? Do you really want me to stream this?" Now this has been a common go to response by Kronii to chat concerning MC. Now there are two possible scenarios here.

The first is the most cynical and assumes all the worse a la the shitposter's narrative. That Kronii is a low effort streamer that doesn't want to stream who treats everything as a zero-sum game. This theory has A LOT of holes, one particular red flag that makes ist standing shaky is the fact Kronii was the only one who bothered to make a feedback tweet. One can argue it was merely for theatrics, but considering there was some noticeable improvements directly linked to that tweet we can reliably say that she actually wanted advice.

The second scenario posits that Kronii is incredibly out of her depth streaming to such a large audience. Her raid comment and other incidents suggest she is very much stuck in the indie mindset of the pursuit of content. She doesn't feel like she has much worth as a streamer, "Hey don't watch my SC, watch my gaming streams" this rings alarms and gives us insight into Kronii's mindset. Her mentioning of wanting to be an LPer suggests she has fallen into a trap that many let's players fall into, and that it's games that their viewers are after and not the personality behind the controller. This lines up all well with the difference in Kronii's onstream and offstream personality when playing MC.

In conclusion, the second scenario is the one I confidently subscribe to. Kronii is just very much insecure and naïve about her self-worth. She underestimates her entertainment value and is genuinely at shock at the reactions of her audience and fanbase. In short it's the worst case of imposter syndrome I have ever seen in EN, maybe only Ame could match it.

>>10853100
>"avoid giving a straight answer"
Anon she literally gives a straight answer in the 3rd and 5th lines.
>"I'm not gonna tease about playing more Minecraft and then not play it -- I'm a person of my word."
>"Mmmmm...okay, okay. I'll definitely do it then. Yeah so...keep an eye out, for...the Minecraft mishaps."
If she were trying to avoid giving a straight answer she would not commit with these answers; doing so and failing to follow through would be outright lying.

>>10853248
>"I'm not gonna tease about playing more Minecraft and then not play it -- I'm a person of my word."
>I'm a person of my word.
Wasn't she supposed to do today's stream yesterday?

>>10853091
Based

>>10853285
Her tweet specified that she was thinking about doing it. Thinking about it is a very noncommittal answer.

>>10853248
She'll be like that for a week because she was backed into a corner over it, after that, she'll fall back into her regular pattern. Then this thread will go schizo over it.

>>10853285
She didn't even promise it tho. She just said thinking of.

>>10853244
I vote for the second as well

>>10853330
>>10853341
Alright, so when she doesn't do the Minecraft streams either just don't be surprised.

who's ready for SHARK COLLABS

>>10853244
Ame has imposter syndrome? Not a teammate but she always seemed really chill.

>>10853395
only time will tell

Goddamn it took a while to make this thread. What took you so long? Too busy jerking off? What, you want me to jerk you off, you faggot? I'll do it you dumb bitch

I'm going to be the last Kronie at this rate...I don't wanna be alone...she's our wife bros.

I wonder if teaching Kronii about automated villager farms would be a net positive or a net negative.

>>10853395
No shit, because she also said she may do it, not that she will for sure.

>>10853461
Hi Kronii!

>>10853471
Don't worry, I'll never let you bet he last Kronie. I'll get rid of you first so I can be the last Kromie.

>>10853479
how could it be negative?

>>10853430
Being chill and imposter syndrome go hand in hand.

>>10853486
What part of "definitely" do you not understand

>>10853461
*cums in you*

>>10853532
Do you know how long she'd spend redoing all of her current manual farms to make automatic villager farms?

>>10853461
>Too busy jerking off?
Right now I'm jerking off to the thought of Kronii peeing in my mouth

>>10853549
No, if you've got imposter syndrome you're constantly stressed out about the role you're trying to play.

>>10853479
It would be a net negative because of how she sees streaming as
she is literally vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjv1fenaFAA

>>10853572
And she won't stream any of it.

>>10853582
based clock ringo

>>10853572
oh! hmm, I mean you could suggest it when she starts the new bunker underwater.

>>10852916
>[this is the 4th time she has said this]
>Have we done it?
Anon I...

>>10853582
Chad timestream enjoyer
What would it taste like?

>>10853713
orange juice

>>10853244
With a Wada design + her voice, she skyrocketed from being 3rd/4th pre-debut to where she is now. I wonder how much more comfortable she would have been had she not been as popular.

>>10853737
I bet she wants to be Sana

>>10853737
>"Haha, I'm not doing as well as my genmates, that must mean I'm not cut out for this..."

>>10853424
KRONII!! Look at this, 3 Minecraft Streams!!!!
Why can't you do the same

>>10853606
>smash that like button like I smashed your mom
imagine if Kronii said this

>>10853605
No anon, imposter syndrome is when you feel like you don't belong in the place that you are.
it has nothing to do with acting.

>Kronii is my wife
>Kronii is a lying whore just like my Exwife
THEY ARE

>>10853792
Cause she lurks /here/ and sees the constant posts about too much minecraft

>>10853825
More specifically, it's when your evaluation of your own competence is far lower than your actual competence.

>>10853792
Relax, she's not Gura.

>>10853479
I have a feeling she's not interested in villagers because she's trying to create an isolated place for herself and having villagers around doesn't fit the aesthetic. Having a bunch of ugly looking dudes going HMMMH in her ear while she's trying to get shit done.

>>10853866
>mfw Kronii wants to cure the MCschizos

>>10853855
Lying whores! And I hope she didn't fuck you over in the divorce!

>>10853866
Any Minecraft is too much Minecraft, if you are going to do Minecraft just go all out on Minecraft.

>>10853424
Based Gura going on safari to catch the mythical Kronii on camera before she sticks her with a fork.

>>10853825
And you don't see how that is stressful?

>>10853737
>Wada design pushed her further past debut
>Even though it was public pre-debut
What did he mean by this?

>>10853713
>What would it taste like?
Like broken dreams

>>10853904
> Having a bunch of ugly looking dudes going HMMMH
oof, she would hate /infinity/ change HMMMH sit SEX

>>10853950
Seeing it move and talk is something else, I guess

This is who Kronii is dating and you can do nothing about it.

>>10853942
Yes, and to answer your previous question Ame had it before and less so now.
She even talked about it.

How did they find two helpless mc addicts within Bae and Kronii?

Is Kronii clean shaved down there? Does she sport a strip? Or is she wild and unkept?

>>10853995
Why did you post a pic of me?

>>10853995
That is not a picture of Hollywood actor Ryan Gosling

>>10853424
>minecraft with shion
Have they gotten married yet?

>>10853995
That's not mumei, that's Bae's husband

>>10853980
Or it was all on her voice and singing.

>>10853995
better than the owl

>>10853995
But I am horny and IRyS

>>10854010
JAV bush

>>10854033
Bae's father would never allow homosexual relationships

>>10853995
IRyS can't be tied down

>>10854009
Finding autist in the pool of vtubers is like finding water in the ocean

I fucking hate British people.

Paizuri.

>>10853995
Irys is after the pekora rabbit hole, kronii's clock, Ina's forehead, reine's watermelons she is a predator, don't fall for her lies

Anyone looking forward to Kronii in the Fauna stream?

>>10854010
Jungle tier bush I hope /spoiler]

>>10854099
>people

>>10854142
You know she will be there.

>>10854099
Is this you?

>>10854144
Gura isn't a liar

>>10854011
IRyS when are you gonna admit you're a half succubus instead of half demon.

>>10854206
Succubi are demons anon

>>10854178
No
This is

>>10854190
Gura is many things and a professional liar is one of them. Shes perfect at everything.

>>10853904
I guess but unfortunately there's no other way to TRULY automate a crop farm and having to manually replant wheat is an annoyance.

Hope this retarded bitch eventually learns how to stream and create content

>>10854206
SuccuBIrys.

>>10854274

>>10854274
the remix used in the meme is still infinitely better than the original

>>10854287
Kromei podcast doko?
Her voices are fucking perfect together

>>10854190
wait what does gura know about kronii's bush
what did I miss in those 7 hours

>>10854274
She promised just earlier today, anon. The streams are coming. Hold your faith.

>>10853855
>a lying whore just like my Exwife
>my ex wife was a lying whore too
WE ARE

>>10854359
>She promised
LOL

>>10854342
mumeis voice makes me nauseous

>>10854352
Anon...

>>10854352
anonchama

>>10854142
You mean Kronii in the Fauna/Gura Collab?

>>10854274
Believe.

>>10853904
She will automate the creation and destruction of the villagers so that they get carted in by minecart when she's not there and then incriminated in lava when she comes back.

>>10854206
Help I can’t stop fapping to the idea of yandere stalker futanarIRyS who sends you videos of her fapping, sneaks into your house, breaks your onaholes, cums in your socks and eventually kicks down your door to rape you

>>10854363
Kromies!

Mumei, Gura, and Mori probably has something planned next week. Do you think this cunt refused to join whatever the fuck they’re doing?

>>10854426
Behind every beautiful smile is a lying heart...

>>10854387
>*cums on you*
>*cums in you*
>*cums over you*

>>10854479
source?

>>10854470
Kroniichiwazup my Kromies

>>10854479
Why would she? She obviously prefers to be on other holos' channels.

>>10854423
Fauna is streaming Minecraft in 2 hours.

>>10854523
Not much my Kronigger

>10854525
>10854479
>One minute apart
You better not give (You)s dum dums

o

>>10854568
How you doin my fellow chrominated skinned gentlemen??

>>10854613
She is ready to suck My Dick

>>10854618
>chrominated skinned gentlemen??

>>10854613

>>10854479
>The voices in my head told me Mumei, Gura and Mori are doing something. Also Kronii is a cunt because she isn't joining the collab I fabricated in my head

>>10854717
>>10854575

>>10854717
Mumei and Gura both have ??? in the schedule on Fri.
I don't know where he got Mori from though or that Kronii was contacted and refused.
Probably the voices in his head.

>>10854684

Uh, oh shit.

>>10854835
I want to rape this BRRAT

>>10854835
You don't understand, I have to have the roughest, most violent sex humanly and inhumanly possible with this rrat or I'll die!

>>10854906
Elaborate

>>10854829
It's probably the tentative date for the Universe Merge assuming it all goes well.

So, any predictions for this week's council collab?

>Kronii had been distant this past week.
>She had begun being more pro-active with streaming, she got more invested in her side projects and she has let stress build up, her awful sleep schedule was just the icing on the cake of impending disaster.
>You would go to bed alone, no cuddling no kissing, no "Kroyasumi's". It was a good day if you woke up and Kronii was even asleep next to you, at the other side of the bed.
>Today something had to be done. Your relationship was straining and you had to see what you could to make things better.
>She was locked in her streaming room again, knowing her she was playing her blockgame again. Alone.
>*knock knock*
>You hear a shuffling and the door unlocks.
>Kronii pokes her head out; bags under her eyes, hair dirty and unkempt, she was wearing one of your hoodies that hadn't been washed in a while.
>"Yeah?" She was curt.
>"Kronii, can we talk?"
>"I don't feel like talking right now" her sombre, deadpan response was the catalyst to unleashing your inner saviour.
>You stop her from closing the door with your foot.
>"Kronii. We will talk."
>She's taken aback by your assertiveness, a trait you kept reserved that she usually loved seeing when you were in bed together, but this time it was serious.
>You push the door wide and pull open the curtains, letting the afternoon sun shine in. Kronii shielded her eyes, so accustomed to the dark the past few days.
>"Tell me, whats wrong?"
>She shuffled her bare feet on the coarse carpet, looking down and bringing her arms close to her chest. She looked defensive.
>"Kronii... please" you take a step closer, your arms reach out to touch her.
>She slaps them away.
>"Go away, Anon! I have enough to deal with!"
>She's never reacted like this before, even in her worst episodes. Tears stream down her face and she sniffs, glaring at you.
>"Kronii! Talk to me please!"
>You go to grab her but she runs out of the room.
>You give chase.
>"Kronii!"
>She swings open the front door and rushes out into the street, you can't let her run off like this.
>You grab your keys and leave, sprinting to catch up.
>"FUCK!" she had gone.
>You remember, the park, the park bench you both went to on nightwalks!
>Quickening your pace, ignoring the beeps of cars as you ran accross roads, shoving past pedestrians, you make it to the park.
>There she stood, by the bench, rubbing her eyes with the sleeves of your dirty hoodie, her feet were cut up from rocks and asphalt, she was quivering.
>"Ouro Kronii?" You speak in a calm but firm tone.
>She turned round.
>The next moment you were tackled by her, she was sobbing into your shirt, wailing like a newborn. Her arms gripped tight around you and she stuck to you like a limpet.
>All you could do was reciprocate a hug and stroke her hair, rocking her slowly, shushing her quietly. This usually worked to calm her down when she got upset.
>"Hey, take a deep breath, ok?"
>She follows your lead in breathing slow and deep.
>"I'm not used to all this... all this stress and pressure... I feel like I'm neglecting you, I feel like I am neglecting my fans. I thought if I stah away for a bit things would be better"
>Kronii sobs and sniffles again, getting it all off her chest.
>"I don't deserve the attention or the money or the love. I don't deserve you either"
>As she lets her heart out you make sympathetic noises and hold her tighter, you can feel her heart pumping hard, her body was still a shaking.
>"Kronii, you deserve nothing but the best. There is no other girl on God's green earth that I believe is more deserving of all the positive things in the world, than you." You stop her from retorting with a tight hug and a firmer stroke of her hair.
>"You have to accept it, Kronii, people want to see more of you! Just your presence, your personality, who you are is all the matters, to your fans, your family-"
>You take a deep breath.
>"-and too me."
>She doesn't respond, she just holds you and embraces the moment.
>You take her hand, holding it lightly, Kronii grips to it tight, interweaving your fingers with hers, making the hold stronger than a Gordian knot. You looks up and smiles through the tears, a genuine smile.
>"Now, lets go home."
t.fluffanon

>>10854976
if you mean minecraft, it already happened. Sana cameoed on Aki's MC stream and everything

>>10854976
Isn't it merged already?
Is it just the official tour/welcoming time?

>>10854984
full council minecraft let's gooooooooooooo

>>10854976
The dimensional merge already happened according to lord emperor CWC

>>10854984
minecraft
finish the council cave ffs

>>10855023
CUTE

>>10854974
If me and the rrat aren't beating each other black and blue, mixing sweat, blood and saliva freely and giving each other restraint bruising, I will fucking kill myself out of sheer despair! I need the rrat to drive me to the absolute heights of sadism and the deepest lows of masochism, I have to do this to reach the fabled tender aftercare. Kronii will only psychologically torture me, this fucking brrat will make it entirely physical. I want to feel and inflict touch both painful and gentle, I want passionate breeding and raw hatefucking.

I WANT TO FUCK THIS RRAT

>>10855023
Fuck the final sentence should have
>She looks up

>>10855165
GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO RAPE THE RRAT

>>10855165
Give into lust

>>10855067
Council cave is pretty embarrassing compared to the rest of the server now.
And maybe fix IRyS's house while they are at it.

>>10854075
>IRyS can't be tied down
I WILL TAME THE DEMON AND MAKE HER OBEY THE RULE OF SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>10855256
You can't change how IRyS's house looks or she will bring the apocalypse through her autistic tantrum

>>10855286
>anon domination loss with Irys wringing him dry

>>10852755
Someone needs to send a superchat to Kronii, I don't think she'll learn any other way.

Kornii has the best ~ara ara in Hololive

>>10855067
at this point they'd be better off ditching the cave

I want them to load up on supplies and go off to some unclaimed territory to build a real HQ together. The land by Atlantis maybe.

>>10855242
Lust isn't nearly primal enough

>>10855332
Clippers ruined ara ara for me

>>10855323
I'm sure it's going around in the Holo circle that there's a mass shadowban happening. I'll see about sending a SC though, been meaning to send Kronii one anyway.

>>10855411
I mean If Gura and Kiara know are are trying to do something about it what do you think Kronii will be able to do?

>>10855165
Soon...
t. writefag

>>10855398
But of course. Chaos is the primeval state of the universe, the way things were and what they'll ultimately return. It's only right that she awaken your primal instincts; and it's also only right that you give into them, to feel as lustful as the first human beings, to make sex and reproduction your primary goal, the desire they felt when they first identified each other, started touching each other. To ravage, to dominate, to make that light, petite body entirely yours, to roar like an animal as you fill her womb with your most fertile seed and ensure that your genes pass on. *That* is your ultimate mission, your grand objective. Will you let it pass by? Or will you show her who's boss, throw her to the ground, tear her clothes apart with your bare hands, and destroy her completely until she's deliriously muttering in Cantonese in a puddle of your semen, her own pee and vaginal juices?! The choice is obvious, and there isn't one who could resist.

>>10855314
The story I’m writing and just nut over has IRyS putting a leash and collar on (you)
is it bad to fap to my own half-finished fics?
My dick, this fucking succubus
>>10855322
Holy based, I need to read this

>>10855023
Good stuff fluffanon

>>10855525
Good point.

>>10852916
>My streams are boring straight line digging
>Proceed to off-stream the funniest soft-collabs even clippers managed to reach hundred of thousands of views

Kronii is a liar. I'm starting to dislike her.
At least Ayame's lack of streams are due to uninterest because of her real life plus a 3 year burn-out.
Kronii outright just doesn't want to stream despite only needing to turn on the software.

>>10855637
>is it bad to fap to my own half-finished fics?
Fapping to your own material because you know exactly what you happen to be into is a king's move, don't feel bad about it.

>Not shadowbanned because Kronii read my comment today.
Later, virgins.

>>10855637
I look forward to this

time to watch the vod, just clocked out from work, anything that I should expect?

>>10855689
Welcome to the world of low self-confidence and imposter syndrome.
In fact we are the liars for pretending to like Kronii's streams when we actually hate them and at any point we will all collectively stop doing that and nobody will watch her streams anymore.

Any day now.

>Don't tease people with Minecraft because you wont stream

Holy shit chat being based for once.

>>10855789
Comfy Kronii talk, she goes off-track a few times

>>10855637
>is it bad to fap to my own half-finished fics?
Woke up to a semi conscious state I accidentally masturbate in my sleep some times with my miind filled with Brrat
7 in the fucking morning I got up to boot the PC before the details slipped from my mind

>>10855620
FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO FUCK THE RRAT

>>10855332
Noel will remember that

Hate isn't the opposite of love. Apathy is. Remember if you hate Kronii that mean's you care about her.

I kinda wish Kronii was an actual MC autist, if she's going to spend the amount of time she does playing MC she should watch channels like Shulkercraft to make the most efficient farms.

>Crunchyroll clip already

>>10856084
How do you know she doesn't?
Have you seen her chicken farm?

>>10855717
>>10855765
>>10855862
Thankyou fellow writechads. I look forward to more Bae fics, since chaos is the perfect switch, and therefore the perfect sub
Also, my story’s prompt is posted already, it’s >>10854451
I will add Kronii is filming the whole thing secretly - she’s on a trip to visit Fauna and when she comes back will demand (you) serve her and IRyS whenever they require, lest you get blackmailed and have the lewd proof of IRyS violating you shown to the whole Council
In short
FUTANARIRYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>10856003
if you hate kronii you need to touch grass

>>10856003
This is just some "common sense" that has never been proven> apathy comes from ignorance and a lack of knowledge, and it can lead to love much more easily than hate can on those two are overcome.

>>10855411
The fact that Kronii didn't mention it and said she's doing well with the community makes me think she is unaware.
If you can send a supa informing her of the problem, that would be great.

>>10856140
I hate you, anon.

>>10856103
Are you surprised?

>>10856103
>'whoops I accidentally posted on my work account'
>prints free advertising

>>10856278
that makes two of us

>>10856103
What?

>>10855023
gosling used to write like this...

>>10856386
Gosling is a far better writer than myself

>>10856423
don't worry fluffanon, you're the first writefag that i'll fuck

Kronii.... The Minecraft guerillas...

>>10856618
She just streamed 3 hours ago anon...

>>10856472
S-shut up, I'm only for Kronii

>>10856618
>>10856659
fauna minecraft stream later...

>>10856659
>>10856675
She's playing Minecraft right now and not streaming it...

>>10856694
or sleeping

>>10856694
She's sleeping, believe in your wife Kronii.

>>10856694
sssh she just took a nap after our post-stream sex

>>10856202
You're missing the point.
This is when you are aware of the person already.
hating them is an emotional investment that mean that you care about something that they are doing.

JWU. Based on comments on the VOD, literally everyone wants to watch her stream Minecraft. Hopefully it sticks this time.

>>10856240
How the fuck is a shadowban means she's not doing well? It has nothing to do with her.

>>10856694
Nothing on the server watch

>>10856675
>>10856618
>she guerillas during Fauna's MC stream
>Absolutely mogs the shit out of her
>Feels terrible and never guerrillas again

>>10856938
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
don't joke she would be the type

>>10856003
Its indifference, not apathy.

>>10856885
he meant that she is unaware of the problem of shadowbans

>>10856993
This.

>>10856423
How many named writefags do we have now? Fluffanon, tulpanon, archiveanon, Gosling, Vampkronii, techanon, unnamed anon, myself (Sekkusu) and I believe a few others - that’s who I can remember off the top of my head
I am surprised how quickly these threads have produced a group of veritable scholars compared to the /wg/ clusterfuck, it’s very impressive and I hope it persists for as long as Kronii herself does so for all time
Through dick, unity
Through fics, infinity
Through Kronii, eternity

>>10857088
Im sure there are a number of anons who are hapoy being anonymous too, I am very impressed by the culture of this place relative to other splits

>>10857181
are we a case of study? I hope someone make an essay about us on a year

>>10857181
ten years or so ago there were a lot more namefags than they are now, also those with tripcode names

Archiveanon here, JWU. Did she read anything from me...

>>10857088
I've written a few stuff in there but I'll stay unnamed.

today in "Retweeted by Kronii"

>>10857297
Yes 2 things skeleton doomguy

>>10857390
Surprised no one here tweeted a meme or two at her

>>10857449
Thank you, looking forward to the VOD

>>10857088
What if I told you at least one of them are actually two people

>>10857390
Not addicted by the way

>>10856694
Never watching her again if this is true.

I hate this hour.
All JP sleeping and no good EN streams. until night

>>10857585
Do elaborate, especially if you prefer to be separated

>>10857479
a lot of our memes are culled from twitter because we're lazy fucks for anything that isn't greentext

>>10857642
for a little while this was ame's hours
good old times

>>10857088
It doesn't matter to me! It's all a test!
>Kronii plays more Minecraft offstream than she does on stream
She's just insecure! She'll grow into it later and stream it more! It's all true!
>Kronii doesn't always give POV for collabs
She's just afraid of scuff because of her computer! Once she gets her first few paychecks and gets a better one, we'll get her POV more often!
>Kronii has a poor sleep schedule
She's just depressed, as her confidence improves her schedule will adjust and she'll be on time for everything!
>Kronii's singing
It's SOUL! SOUL, I tell you! And when she releases her first actual song, it'll be so good the Gosling's balls will explode!
Ahhh! It's useless, it's all useless! I won't be filtered! I won't lose out hope! I'll stick with the Warden of Time until the universe goes dark! Uoooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10857686
I don't get it.

>>10856739
believe the kronii that believes in the weighted blankie

>>10857726
Kronii is responding without thinking because she doesn't care for mumei, she sees that she fucked up and fixes is with flower as a distraction

>>10857267
I'm terrified and intruiged by that prospect, I wonder if the observeranon will elevate his meta shitposts to genuine analysis over time

>>10857823
kek, it could be like the Lucoa aerodynamics paper

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character

>>10857695
>Kronii doesn't always give POV for collabs
What is this stupid rrat?

>>10857945
Believe it or not, it's an argument I've seen somewhat regularly. It's weird since she's only had a small handful of collabs so far.

https://twitter.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/1445169140503912449?s=20

>>10857695
>>>/vt/you+are+coping

Being called Kromies is better I believe, to differentiate the fan from the vtuber. The fandom name was a bit too similar to her name, its not a problem if your just referring to a group but when singling out one, your gonna end up calling them "Kronii".

>>10858001
I didn't think TWAQ would draw Kronii...

>>10858001
People draw Kronii as a dominant too often. We need more drawings of her being the M she was truly meant to be.

>>10857088
Likewise as >>10857301

>>10857661
No :)

>>10858001
Holy shit I love this artist

>>10858001
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

I would put my milk and froot loops on that asshole

>>10857297
She talked about Jollibee

>>10858089
milk first or second?

JUST STREAM YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

>>10858098
No kidding? If you're not joking then that's two chuubas that've talked about it

>>10858104
Okay, me and Kronii are going to have sex on stream together. Hope you won't get too jealous, anon!

>>10858001
>giant, gaping asshole

>>10858138
That's my wife you're talking about

>>10858104
You'll have to wait till tomorrow, Anon.

>>10858020
I think that's why we use ourobro, more often

>>10858134
it came up in a burger/fastfood discussion

>>10858020
>when singling out one, your gonna end up calling them "Kronii".
/BECOME/

>>10857997
But the only one that she did not stream her pov is the full council collabs which is standard operating procedure and the watchalong with sana which is also standard.

The only reason this dumb rrat exists is because Kronii lives in MC so that when other people stream it then she shows up.

The sooner people accept that Kronii is not going to stream most of her minecraft playtime because that is her alone time to relax the better off this split will be.

>>10858001
HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10858100
second, obviously

>>10858174
Mumei, please just stop fucking Kronii. It's ruining her schedule.
When will I have a turn?

>>10858001
Are the stirrup socks just canon in hentai now?

>>10858226
>The sooner people accept that Kronii is not going to stream most of her minecraft playtime because that is her alone time to relax the better off this split will be.
NTA, but can't she play on singleplayer? Why does she have to play on the server? It just means she's done a billion things offstream the next time she actually streams Minecraft and it comes out just like that Dream video. She says it's because there's nothing interesting to show but then she does everything interesting off-stream anyway, so it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. If she just played Minecraft singleplayer then that wouldn't be an issue.

This loop again...

>>10858286
They should be. They are by far the sexiest choice.

>>10858158
Our wife just wanted to show us how well she prepared and cleaned it for us, so considerate!!

>>10858373
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MEIDO SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

>>10858226
don't forget the Mori collab

she is retweeting more kromei art

>>10858392
Still reeling from her declaring herself as my wife

>>10858226
>But the only one that she did not stream her pov is the full council collabs
I think the rrat exists because of the Mori collab where she actually didn't stream her pov. Also part of it is just shitposting, I feel, since she has two collabs this week and it's easy to fuck with people by saying it's all not going to be on her channel and she won't bother doing POV.

B U S H

>>10858337
She still wants to play with her senpais and genmates.
Asking her to play singleplayer just so what, you aren't taunted by "missed" content?
That's real dumb.

>>10858425
disgusting

>>10858425
Thought she was sleeping

>>10858466
Well, if she wants to show people something interesting then she needs to actually leave something interesting to do for later. At this point I'd rather she admit she doesn't actually want to stream Minecraft than speak like she's actually concerned for our experience.

>>10858418
>>10858443
Okay yes there was one collab where she did stream her pov when she could.
I'm not sure why, maybe it was a self confidence issue or a tech issue.
Making a rrat from one stream is really dumb though.

>>10858043
Nigger her fucking character is written as a goddamn sadist. Domination loss is fine occasionally but we finally have an actual S holo (at least in design) I’m sick of all these goddamn Ms, and especially sick of “S but ackchyaully M teehee”

>>10858373
I'm not a footfag, but the stirrups are definitely SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

First part (1/3):
>>10805809
Ok so I finished the Mumei fic I started yesterday. Here's the continuation:

>Your lips finally met hers. Mumei sticked her tongue into your mouth. What she lacked in experience, she made up with her eagerness. She took you by surprise but now you counterattack.
>You use your tongue to wrestle Mumei's
>"Hummff!" She lets a muffled moan out
>Mumei uses her hands to grab your head and keep you into position
>The battle in your mouths continue for several minutes until...
>Your mouths finally disengage. There's some of your saliva leaking from her mouth. Mumei licks it off
>Mumei puts her hands on your chest
>"Ahh-uh..."
>"As I said... it's still not enough..."
>Her words are your command. You take off your shirt
>Mumei puts her hands on your shoulders feeling you all the way down through your arms until your hands meet with hers
>She gets closer and starts kissing your chest. Mumei is tasting you as well as smelling you
>It's too much tease for you
>You want some of Mumei too!
>You put your fingers at the edges of her boob window. You've been wanting to do this for long a long time
>You pull it down, ripping off Mumei's top open
>"Ohhh!" Mumei exclaimed as her breasts finally broke free
>You take a good look at them. Mumei's sweet, pale and round tits. Her pink and erect nipples were enticing
>You groped Mumei's breasts while playing with her nipples using your fingers
>"H-Hey..."
>You bury your face inbetween her tits. You move to one with your mouth open.
>You start sucking Mumei's nipple with excitement! Your tongue furiously bullying her nipple made Mumei moan out loud
>"Kyaaaahhh"
>You move onto her tit to give it the same treatment
>"J-Jeez..." Mumei said. She never experienced such a stimulus before
>Mumei patted your head and played with your hair while you were doing your business
>"Uhhmm" Mumei had an idea. She gently pushed you down until you were facing her crotch
>Mumei removed her skirt revealing her panties to you. They were white and very basic looking. Something you would expect from an innocent girl like her
>"I-I feel something here..." Mumei said while pointing at her private spot
>"Let me help" you said as you pulled down her panties
>You contemplate Mumei's pussy. She had very few small hairs, almost none. Her pussy lips were delicate and shut
>You take Mumei by the hips to get her closer. You start kissing Mumei's venus
>You stick your tongue between Mumei's lips searching for her clit
>Mumei is getting louder and louder
>"Ouuuuhhh"
>"Hmmmnfff"
>You notice Mumei got really wet
>She's ready for it
>You stand up to get into a more comfortable position. You slide your hand between Mumei's legs and stick two fingers inside her pussy
>"Eeeeeek" the owl screeches
>"Hey! Show me yours too" Mumei said pouting
>You didn't need much convincing. You pulled down your pants and boxers revealing your hard dick
(2/3)

>>10858425
this one is pretty cute, she is going to RKO that bitch mumei

>>10858020
No

>>10858545
She *is* S but actually M. Don't lie to yourself and pretend it's anything else.

>>10858528
She has a full schedule.
She doesn't want to stream only minecraft.
Which is what you want apparently.
Or have her stream 40+ hours a week.

>>10858518
she liked it days ago

>>10858518
She was napping. Her normal sleeping hours are from 6am to 2pm but she got up before noon to do the superchat stream (for some reason). So she only needed a quick nap after.

>>10858555
Don't autists love wrestling?

>>10858573
I mean she's not.
Her character is S but actually S and she herself is M but actually also M.

>>10858549
>"Ahh so this is your..." Mumei grabbed your cock with her tiny, slender fingers. Precum was already leaking from your dick
>"So what happens next?" Mumei asked shyly
>You told her to get on the bed. You followed her
>Mumei laid down on her back.
>You gently grab her legs and spread them. Your hard cock is pointing at her pussy like an arrow. Mumei gets flustered and covers her face with both of her hands
>You approach her, supporting your body with one arm while you use the other to grab one of her hands and put it away from her face
>You place a kiss on her uncovered cheek. Mumei decides to use her free arm to take you by the nape and pull you closer and guide your face towards a kiss on the lips. Her face is now fully uncovered
>The hand use previously used to discover her face is now interlocking fingers with hers. Your cock is resting on Mumei's lower regions. It's so hard it hurts and Mumei's body feels very hot. Both of you need some relieve
>You take your dick with one hand to guide it towards the entrance of Mumei's pussy
>You slowly push it inside. You are careful to not hurt Mumei
>As you are penetrating her, Mumei grabs on to the sheets
>"Hahhhh" Mumei lets out as your cock gets fully inside
>You stop for a moment to give Mumei a small break. Your heart is beating fast and your cock throbbles in excitement because it finally got to feel Mumei's warm insides
>She looks at you, panting
>"G-Go on"
>You start thrusting slowly. You have to contain yourself to not be too rough with her
>"Ahh~ OhhhOo"
>Mumei's moans get you really horny. You start moving faster s your lust increases
>Mumei's pussy fits your cock like a glove. The tightness wraps around your cock with each thrust
>The sound of your skin hitting against hers makes you go faster. You are fucking Mumei with all of your might now
>"AAHH-ANON", "ANON, ANON, Anon, An-"
>You can feel her muscle spasms as her climax approaches. Hearing Mumei scream your name while she moans is pushing you closer to your limit
>"Ahn! Ah! Aw!"
>"A-Anon... I-I'm cloooose"
>You give your final thrust as Mumei's back arches because of the pleasure. Both of you have reached orgasm. You let all your cum out. Filling all of Mumei
>You both are panting and exhausted
>You stay still for a while trying to catch your breathe and with your dick still inside. Mumei hugs you, pulling you close to her. She gives you a kiss on the lips
>You let go off her to lay down and rest. Mumei turns her head to you and smiles
>"There's something I will always remember" Mumei hugs your arm
>"I love you"
The End
(3/3)
Archiveanon please put the parts together with the one from yesterday. It got mixed with other fics again

>>10858573
but she is not an M either

>>10858654
Hey, don't act like the Dragon of Hololive arc from the last season of HFZ wasn't anything short of Emmy-winning.

>>10858654
>autists
>love touching

no

>>10858670
Bitch, you're either an S, an M or a switch. You can't have a fourth option. And she is an M.
>>10858658
Well yeah, and that's what I want. I want art that actually reflects her as a streamer, not the shitty blurb they put for her character profile that passes for nothing but kayfabe anyway.

>>10858697
Watching not partaking

She's awake in time for Fauna's MC stream. It's time to wait for her inevitable appearance.

Asserting dominance over the Owl.

>>10858670
she's definitely a bottom, if not an M

>>10858528
I think her PC can't handle streaming minecraft smoothly hence why she doesn't stream that much, also she might hate backseaters or backseating in general based on her game choices

>>10858748
>"Oh nyoh, how could this happen under someone's watchful eye? Oh wait, I'm that someone!"

>>10858748
the fics are becoming true in minecraft

>>10858671
God I want to fuck this retard. Good read anon
>spoiler
Sure thing. Are you one of the named writefags?

Gonna head out to same karaoke.

>>10858705
>Bitch, you're either an S, an M or a switch. You can't have a fourth option. And she is an M.
Uhh the fourth option is not M or S and not interested in causing or receiving pain?
Did you forget that this option existed?

>>10858874
This man is dropping code for something. What is it, bros?

>>10858671
I love Mumei!

>both lamy prime and green lamy are overlapping streams together
should I watch green lamy's stream for a chance of seeing kronii?

>>10858870
>Are you one of the named writefags?
No. I have written a few fics already but I don't have a pen name. I think I will remain anonymous.

>>10858671
my clock is getting bigger...

>>10858915
Reminds me of when Rushia asked Pekora if she was an S or an M, and Pekora flatly replied, "I'm normal."

>>10858912
>interested in causing or receiving pain?
That's not how that works. It's not something that inherently involves pain at all.

>>10858934
Noted! I'll fix up your Mumei work ASAP. Thanks again

>>10859002
Thank you dude

>>10858980
uhhhhh

Kroyasumi Ourobros, gonna sleep well after my Kroniifix!

>>10858980
Anon, did you have M and S mixed up with submissive and dominant?
Kronii is a sub.

So are we Kromie or Kronie now ?

ENTER

>>10858158
Ramy hole?

>>10859153
We are all kronies but a kromie is a kronie that is also your bro

>>10859171
I AM GOING TO COMMIT A GENUINE WARCRIME

>>10858980
>looking up the definition of sadomasochism
I think one of is an idiot anon.
Probably you.

God I love fauna's cozy Hobbit house

>>10859203
not to be confused with an ourobro, which is a kronie but less cringe due to having a better name

>Fauna implied EN spawns were set to JP side first, and she had to leave to the EN side via portal
Kronii's already seen it.

This isn't my clock? This is a fox?!

>polka spotted, no kronii yet

>>10859327
>Not liking the name given to us by the supreme leader
S-Shut up

>>10859406
>I can't believe Kronii toured JP without us! Wah!

>>10859406
Kronii doing a solo jp server tour off stream

>>10859483
>>10859406
Kronii is building a gigantic castle with a block dragon on the JP side, she's so excited to show us.

>>10859406

>>10859406
If she had logged in yet.

Nah I don't really see Kronii as being an M, she's just easily guilt trip and has low self-esteem. If you want to see an M, just look at Sana who readily wants people to step on her or Baelz who asked others in Minecraft to hit her. I'd say Kronii leans more on S side, she definitely likes to be a tease even if she also ends up humoring chat. Also if she was an M you'd think she'd relent more easily to chat demands but she's been pretty stubborn in her ways.

https://twitter.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/1445169140503912449/photo/2

Kronanus

>>10859514
You're mistaken. She won't show us, we'll see it in in a JP holo stream (that Kronii is in) at 3AM Kronii's time.

>>10859568
I don't think Kronii is a dominant at all, and if she is then she's very easily susceptible to domination loss. If anything her refusal to meet chat's demands is more due to her insecurity overpowering any possible fear she might have of disappointing them.

>Chat is persistent between servers
Imagine the wacky antics that will ensue

>>10858425
if only people would draw pairings other than kromei and the occasional kroame

>>10859514
>ywn have an autist doomer gf that will excitedly show off her recent mega builds

>>10859637
Damn... my hopes for KroFauna...

>>10859568
>implying actual M females just run around asking to be stepped on
Do you honestly see a scenario where you casually put your hand on kronii's waist and she doesnt break down into a stuttering mess? Come on now

>>10859700
fauna and polka are on. have faith

>>10859788
>He found out

>>10859626
She said she would tour it tomorrow with Mumei. Out, you.

>>10859788
gosulingu is a cool avatarfag

>>10859568
Kronii sounds like the kind of person who likes the IDEA of being in control and in power, but in practice she ends up caving easily if you're more firm than she is.

>>10859630
Not everything has to fall into the extreme S or M side you know. While you have a point, Kronii would have just relented easily to chat demands at this point. She's still more S than M, I see it that she likes to be on the domineering side but feels bad if she thinks she's going too far, which is why she'll humor requests once in a while.

Kronii will definitely not enter. She will detract from Fauna and her senpai collabing

>>10859788
Kek poor gosling, imagine larping as a french

>>10859788
kek I bet archiveanon JWU like me
t. Flip

>>10859891
you didn't you know? achiveanon... he...

>>10859781
>Kronii and polka codependency minecraft stream

>>10859568
Look at the characters she admires in media, the kinds of songs she likes. She's a pretty typical Sad Tumblr Girl who wants to be cuddled by a big dumb Johnny Bravo type.

>>10859615
IMAGINE THE SMELL IMAGINE THE TASTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>10859858
Stop using S for dominant.
That's not what it means.
Dominant does not even have an 's' in it. What are you doing?

>>10859996
>Look at the characters she admires in media, the kinds of songs she likes. She's a pretty typical Sad Tumblr Girl who wants to be cuddled by a big dumb Johnny Bravo type.

>>10859829
>Kronii's taking Mumei on a date to the JP server
kromei wins again