/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1084574
Neat pic, I'll take it

Saturday collab with Gura is going to be great, she's gonna learn some Krautschpraechen

>>1084574
only fans of kiara understand this

am bimbo
also her roommate is super cute

>>1086983
Kek

Kono tori ga suki!

was kind of sad when her cats weren't even happy to see her

>>1087271
cats are well known for being complete assholes most of the time, not even surprised

>>1087616
She picked three asshole cats, very unlucky

>>1087271
I wouldn't be happy to see her either.

>>1087705
Why? She's cute

>>1087705
I would be overjoyed at the opportunity to avenge subaru

>>1088333
Kiara burned down Subaru's house when she was a kid. She claims it was an accident.
two weeks after their collab, someone knocked on subaru's door during a stream

>>1088415
ogey

It is my rrat that Kiara is so hated because she exudes so much feminity. All of her antis are transtrenders that are upset their estrogen pills can't compete.

>>1088533
Neat. My rrat was that all her antis are actually irl girls, but I think yours is even better and probably more accurate.

>Just listening to her is GFE. She's so girly and spoiled in the way she talks and she knows nothing about PCs or games so it's so cute to see her flailing every single time.
And the way she talks about her cats or her friends or how she jiggles.
She genuinely cares about the wellbeing of her fans and wants to spend a good time with them. She gets so attached to you that she can spend many hours doing nothing but talking and following that train of thought until you can't even remember how you got there.
And when you embarrass her and she acts submissive and shy and doesn't know what to say you realize how fragile she really is.
She doesn't try to act cool or distant, she opens her heart and lays it bare open for everyone to see.
Bros, I'm in love.

Dumb bitch is just baiting for stalkers to not feel forever alone. Hopefully some fuck obliges and fucks her up so she fucks off for good.

>>1087271
A cat doesn't like a catty bitch. Who would've thunk?

>>1090018
That's a terrible thing to say about someone, anon. You should think about what you've said, and how it reflects your character.

>>1090214
Just stating what I think. It's really obvious what she is doing, like revealing in what city she lives in her paypig stream and encouraging everyone to look up her roomate's account. She even dropped takamori stuff lately to felate hard her audience and made it known she had nothing in her life besides the cats.

>>1090312
>She even dropped takamori stuff lately to felate hard her audience
lol so it's not just me

>>1084574
Why do people hate this poor woman so much? People talk about her like she's Nyanners.

>>1090312
>revealing in what city she lives
She doesn't live in that city. That's just where she was born and spent a good chunk of her life.
>encouraging everyone to look up her roomate's account
She just said the cats had an instagram, but she also said it was a "famous" instagram, which is false. She was joking, anon.
>She even dropped takamori stuff lately
Good.

>>1090018
Meds

>>1084574
Her coming back to her homeland stream was really early for me so I just put up my airpods and went back to bed and holy shit I never felt so much energy for the day, she literally made me hit a new deadlift P.R because of how much GFE went directly into my brain

Has anyone else masturbated to her roommate

>>1084574
I fucking hate how much I love that bitch

>>1090339
>>1090379
She finally realised no one likes that garbage and is getting desperate seeing how despite having similar amount of subs she can't scrape half the live viewers Ina does.
>inb4
That was the case long before the shadowban.

>>1090630
I really like that garbage though

>>1091209
Sucks for you, I guess

>>1087271
I don't know why people expect cats to act like fucking dogs. She said they probably didn't realize who she was until she rolled out her old carpet and they recognized it. They're already back to normal.

>>1090535
Who is this roommate you guys always speak of. I'm gonna assume this another rrat that's completely false

>>1090630
I think it's less that and more like she doesn't want to be cannibalized by a larger streamer.

>>1084574
I'm not gonna lie, I was listening to her return stream and was laughing my ass off when she suggested her cats would get to 1 million subs before she would

>>1091456
how new?

>>1091456
Anon...

>>1090018
>for stalkers to not feel forever alone
Bros, she's so nice... how could we deserve this woman?

>>1092397
Just have enough money

>>1088533
dude, that maybe is the reason for so many shitposting in 4chan. All this fucking fags look this girl and they just envy her femenity

>>1090353
Literally this...
I don't watch too much Kiara because her streams usually overlap with streams that I prefer to watch, she is kinda noisy and I'm not a fan of her outfit, but ffs, people talk about her like she was a vshojo... She's just a noisy girl with a lot of irl issues, I guess that you people don't like Matsuri or Rushia either lol kidding you are probably a bunch of EOPs that think that the JP girls don't have that kind of tantrums

>>1093715
Pretty sure nobody likes Matsuri

I like all my chuunas. There is nothing wrong with being noisy or easily flustered or worried about the future. They all deserve a good life. You do not hurt my chuubas or my oshi will beat you up.

>>1093763
I like Matsuri anon

>>1093763
I like that she pissed herself that one time and went into detail about how it was mostly absorbed by her pad but some of it dripped down her leg

yeah you get it OP. she's the best

>>1093763
(you) only hate Matsuri because this board tells you too

>>1084574
>or how she jiggles.
What exactly is the appeal of her "jiggles"?

>>1090018
i WILL rape kiara
out of love

>>1094567
>>1094636
Of course shitkin thread houses all the contrarians
>>1094583
I do that minus the pad, nothing impressive about it
>>1094808
Godspeed anon, anything to make her quit

>>1084574

>>1091456
How do you know what is a rrat but don't know what is a roommate?

I know anon, I know. Her voice is godsent too, because I only need 2 or 3 minutes before I get this pressing feeling in my colon. I think it might be love, but I'm fairly sure it's just fecal urgency.
You see, this is the thing, I used to be extremely constipated all the time. I'd be able to shit with a lot of effort like once a week, and on a good week maybe twice. But then her debut came along, and I heard her angelic voice say sweet nothings into my ear, and my gut just started gurgling. A veritable vortex of shit occurring right at the end of the illeum, churning its way through the ascending colon as if defying the laws of gravity in an ultimate fuck you to sir Isaac Newton. Once the cramps start in the right hepatic flexure, anon, I need to run to the nearest toilet because there will be no stopping it.
My anus becomes like a jet engine, blasting through the day's accumulated farts and stool in a swift ear deafening evacuation, staining my porcelain throne in fecal matter.
I've taken to nicknaming her "shitbird", a somewhat more catchy nickname than "fecalfowl" and she's become my regular goto when I get this feeling of constipation again. I was seriously concerned when she moved back to Austria, since I've become so used to taking shits on a regular basis now. If something were to happen to her, I'll be constipated again with no more sweet release.
It's my hope that one day I get to meet her in person. I'll need to make the correct dietary arrangements, lots of beans and onions, a few leeks to add to the aroma, a bunch of ripened cheese, and maybe some cabbage and whole grain bread, and perhaps if I'm feeling very extravagant a few artichokes. With my duodenum still working on the last bits of the eclectic meal I'll approach here and say "Hey, aren't you that girl from youtube, you know, the chicken?"
She of course, will deny it fervently, but she'll use her voice to do so and in such stimulate my colon to do its thing. I'll grab her hand and say to her "I just want to thank you for how much you've improved my life, it's really been rough for me the last few years, but thanks to you everything has become much better". She might try to escape, or might be inquisitive as to how she's improved my life, it doesn't really matter, because at this point the rumbling of my gut will be audible to every man, woman and child in a 2km radius.
This is when it will happen, my anus will stop constricting, and a deafening bang will erupt shredding eardrums of bystanders as fecal matter will be expelled from my rectum in hectoliters per second. The sheer force of the blast will wipe out a small Austrian village, and propel us both into a parabolic course across Austria. A minute later we'll be in the stratosphere, and she might either be screaming in resistance what to bystanders might appear as an abduction, or she might have passed out from the extreme G-forces being applied to her.
In the end where we'll end up will depend solely on how well I've mastered control of my sphincter. With the right amount of lateral thrust we'll both end up back in Japan, spraying the entire eurasian continent with fecal matter, doubly spraying China as we begin our deceleration maneuver, probably burying Tokyo in a pile of manure as we attempt a safe landing. However, if I manage to control my rectum to the extent that we have both enough vertical and lateral thrust I could achieve a stable orbit so that my appreciation for her could be observed with a telescope for eternity, or at least until the earth reclaims us by exerting its gravity upon us.
It'll be the revolution of the civilian space race we've all been waiting for. People will look to Elon Musk and he'll be dumping money into vtubers and canned beans, and a new economy will arise while NASA and ESA engineers will study the phenomenon for decades. A new era of science will dawn, and humanity will prosper as a species among the stars, all because of a humble vtubers sweet voice.
Gentlemen and women of 4chan, you know this must happen. It's for the good of all mankind that I will sacrifice myself. To quote Louis Armstrong "one small toot for man, one giant shit for mankind", and while I may be tooting my own horn here, you all know that mankind cannot survive lest we take this necessary step.
I urge you, no, I call upon you, help me reach out to Kiara, and I will make this miracle happen. It's for the next technological revolution of mankind, the next evolutionary step in mankind, and the last hope for bean farmers!

>>1088533
It's trannies + pic related.

>>1097852
Kind of retarded since /pol/ is filled with normalfags and hate anime like the rest of them.

>>1084574
The big appeal with Kiara is what a ditsy, sassy girly-girl she is. She reminds me of girls I knew as a kid.
She has a naïve charm and she fumbles alot, which is cute and entertaining. She isn't the brightest, but that is part of her appeal. Whether intentional or unintentional, she has a similar feel to Pekora in that way. Of course, Pekora is a little more sharp and much less horny.

>>1091456
Roommate is the person behind the model now go be stupid somewhere else

>>1097852
Aww, poor fag's bait thread went ignored so he comes to the next Kiara thread, how pathetic

>>1097852
this would apply to every holo tho

>>1099082
>>1099103
It's retarded for many reasons

Jesus christ this clingy menhera..

>>1097852
/pol/ is so fucking retarded holy shit.

>I don't want to meet Pekora
RRATS?!?!!

kiara is an actual former tumblr user

she deserves to be treated with utmost respect i dare say maybe like some kind of divine being. in my ideal scenario i would become acquainted with her but without saying i know about her online activities i would use my very high levels of charisma and physical attractiveness to make her unable to go more than ten seconds without wondering what i'm doing. things would gradually escalate, not too quickly, i would want to keep her in suspense. treat em mean keep em keen ya dig? but one day i would invite her out to dinner of course your superchats are paying for the bill. i'd have a big starter maybe a steak for a main and she would have something similar. we'd chat she might go into depth about how she's struggling a bit with the streaming and i would lend a sympathetic ear. we finish up and i walk her home. at the door she asks me maybe if i want to come in for dessert. i do not refuse. i enter her apartment and she goes into the bathroom to freshen up. i go into the kitchen and am hit with the vision of dirty plates surrounding a filthy sink and a faint smell of rotting food. so this is how the hotshot hololive EN streamer lives. she doesn't even use washing up liquid. anyway there's a toolbox under the sink and within a hammer. as she comes back in i turn around and say in a cold but assertive manner "this is for subaru and all the trouble you have caused her. prepare to die." and before she has time to react i cave her skull in with a single swing. i leave the house and everyone forgets about her existence. the police don't even bother to investigate. the world is a better place.

>>1084574
Luv her

>>1084574
Couldn't have said it better myself.

I found her mildly annoying, but constantly seeing so many thread of this bitch really made me hate her.