/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1083225

- Me, in hospital, dying of zhang-fever

>>1083225
Every dollar I spent on VTubers was worth it. I have no regrets in the life I lived. -Me, 2022

>>1083225
"Sorry Ina, I lied... I never did my reps... I am truely sorry.... but I... didn't... want... to disappoint... you......."

>>1083408
Based, OP is a faggot, and /thread

"Boy I sure wish I did my workout and sleep reps so I could find a irl qt3.14 gf like Nina

"My only regret was not being a member of Jitomi Monoe to save her member videos."

>>1083225
"... I never got to impregnate a member of Hololive..."

>>1083225
dying is a rrat, just do your blood transfusion reps

>>1083408
You're dying next year?

>>1085858
We all are

>>1085858
god i hope so
i want to die peacefully before my oshi graduates

>>1085858
>he doesn't know about the meteor

>>1085945
Meteor..?

>"My only regret is not spending more time having fun"
Yes

>>1084224
>>1083737
>>1085271
NOT YET KEEP FIGHTING

>>1086596
anonchama I have bad news for you...

>>1085945
not the meteor rrat again

Uh-oh, Grandpa is talking about his imaginary girlfriends again, bring the laptop.

I know it's impossible, but it would be a mix of emotions if they graduate, and in 40 years or so, they all reappeared in elderly versions and giving some more weeks of streaming, playing the classics and so. Imagine the titanic rrats.

>>1088567
>granpa
Anon.....no one here is reproducing lad. Men here can barely talk to the casgier at the super market without spilling spaghetti.

>>1088567
Everywhere at the end of time but with Vtubers

>>1088567
>be schizophrenic old man
>grandson plays a livestream of hololive girls re-debut
>remembers everything about hololive
>only thinks of towa's midriff in my death bed

>>1083225
Weak-willed faggot. I'm willing my entire estate to my oshi, on the condition that she pisses cutely into the urn holding my ashes.

>>1086596
This anon has done precisely ZERO telescope reps

>>1088694
>"sonny, is the pirate lady still talking about being horny about stuff?"
>the animal vtubers are "dead", because of shorter lifespans, but they're only wearing an aureola and hanging out like normal

>ywn get to post that epic roommate rrat

>>1085945
Its real

>schizo grandpa is talking about the "ration rats" again

>>1088817
>"Are you talking about the space pirate grandma?"
>A tear rolling down as I hear space senchou calling us "kimitachi" with her old voice... again...

>>1088938
>grandpa was really stingy with money, but gave it away when we hid behind an anime girl and asked for donations
>getting him to buy nice stuff for himself involved a similar operation

>My time has almost come...I can feel it.
>But I can move a little more than yesterday. There's not as much aching or breathlessness.
>I'm not going to lay here wasting away.
>I'm going to make the most out of today! Who knows how many I have left?
>*Ding dong*
>A visitor? Who could it be?

>>1089173
>Son, why is there a half naked girl with pink hair at my door? I didn't order a prostitute.

>"Did PPT beat Sans yet?"

>>1089173
Almost as cringe as Mori herself

>>1089500
"Based."

>>1083408
"Based"