/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The only one who would have enough autism to even try would be Mori. The others are all lazy pieces of shit who just want to play boring shit like Luigi's Mansion/Apex/JRPGs.
Ina's the best gamer of them (still not good by holoJP standards) but she's also too much of a lazy piece of shit to try.

>>1079284
I'm amazed by how incorrect this post is

>>1079284
I’m amazed by how accurate this post is

Kiara beat the game by not playing it at all.

>>1079284
Consider this: Some of them played it already.

>>1079416
Plenty of the JPs are playing it for the second time
Not like that makes for good content, and neither does 20 holos all playing it at once, but just saying

Marine already one the sans arc there's no need for more contestants

>>1079284
How the fuck is Luigi's Mansion boring you swine
>ina
>best gamer
>stares at a wall in White Palace for 30 minutes because chat couldn't backseat her
>hasn't beat Radiance
You complete dumbfuck.

>>1079145
Ame and Gura likely already played in and wouldn't be interested in doing it again. Gura has made it a point to say that she hasn't played it before, but the fact that she keeps bringing it up makes me suspicious.

I'm legitimately wondering if any one of them could get past him. I don't think any of them have the talent of Marine or the dedication of Kanata.

>>1079815
Sans Battle is not that hard of a fight. You don't need to be crazy good to beat him, just need a few braincells and be able to learn patterns

I wonder if Mori could even defeat Asgore

>>1079903
As I said, I am legitimately wondering if any of them could get past him.

Gura has rhythm game autism, so patterns & fast, simple inputs should be her strong point.

>>1079284
Did you not watch Amelia's Outer Wilds stream where she spent an hour brute forcing an extremely difficult landing on the Sun Station?

>>1079689
Probably because of all the sans memes, she does like shitposting after all.

>>1079145
No en will beat sans on stream

>>1080101
>>1080198
Gura could probably pull it off, although I'm certain she would die to the bones on the menu buttons at least 10 times before noticing they are there.

Ina can also probably do it, she showed some good skills on Hollow Knight.

Calli could end up beating him just out of sheer will.

Kiara spent 2 hours on the same Star in Mario 64. She wouldn't even be able to tire him out.

Amelia would probably ragequit.

>>1079284
Do your reps.

>>1079284
Ame has a decent track record of finishing games.
Outer Wilds showed she can be stubborn and achieve greatness.

>>1079284
>best gamer of them
>(still not good by holoJP standards)
Since fucking when are holoJP "standards" for being a gamer good? You have what, Botan, Aqua, Gamers if you are generous. The average skill in holoJP is not high or even average.

>>1080371
Have you seen Marine playing bullet hell games?

Surely they've already played undertale.

>>1080319
Kiara wouldn't even make it to the G route. And if by some miracle she did, she'd be stuck on Undyne

Ina could do it after like 6-8 hours probably.

Maybe Ame after like 12 hours if she doesn't drop the game out of frustration.

The other 3 girls would 100% drop the game out of frustration after like an hour.

Kiara probably has the highest patience of the 3 of them but also the lowest skill.

Ina said in her drawing stream today that she's already played on release years ago so she doesn't seem especially interested in replaying it

>>1080400
Marine's pretty middle of the road for a shmup player desu.

>>1079284
You are completely wrong

>>1080371
Objectively speaking the HoloJP girls are pretty dedicated to gaming. Even the ones with 0 prior experience playing video games like Subaru and Kanata consistently finish the games they start. Even the worst gamer will get pretty good after clearing enough difficult games. Sure they're not any good at FPS games or MOBAs but those aren't the only game genre or even good games.

>>1079284
You are completely right

>>1080411
I always forget Undyne's G fight since I had no trouble at all with it. But yeah, you're right.

Imagine her killing Papyrus and just sobbing out of existence

>>1080434
Middle of the road can't beat touhou no cc on hard
Despite how much shumpfags want to believe its babbies first shump while giving up on stage 4 easy

>>1079145
>Gura
Has played the game, if she's willing to do the genocide route she could do it but not without a lot of effort and dumb mistakes
>Ina
Would probably be the most successful at it and take the fewest replays to beat Sans
>Calli
Wouldn't make it, she's got one of the worst track records for sticking to games she might even get stuck on the Undyne fight
>Kiara
Said she's avoided Undertale because it looks like shit - unlikely to even play it at all
>Ame
Has played before, if she's willing to do the G route she would likely take the longest out of Gura, Ina, and her to beat Sans

>>1080434
More than enough to qualify her as a good gamer. Most players out there wouldn't even be able to finish a Touhou game

>>1079284
like half of the jp holos don't even play anything besides minecraft or some other casual game
and the other half play apex

>>1079145
Ina has already addressed that she won't be playing because she's already beaten the game. She claims that she's beaten Sans, and I see no reason to doubt that.
Mori used to frequent the /vg/ Undertale General, there's no way she's playing the game on stream.
The rest don't seem to be interested outright, though Kiara might go for it for the views.

>>1080809
>spoiler
Tell me more.

>>1080416
Didn't calli say she finished bloodborne before? She's gotta at least decent.

>>1080829
Sorry, not posting roommate stuff. Also didn't save the proof.

>>1080434
That's better than most of the degenerates here.

>>1080577
>Said she's avoided Undertale because it looks like shit
Unexpectedly based.

>>1080265
sun station was pretty epic.
Someone did a video of it with the no time for caution music.

>>1080831
Contrary to popular belief souls games are actually really easy for anyone who isn't a vegetable. Nioh is the only soulslike that will wall you for being bad.
Even though they're different genres Touhou is probably a better measure of gaming ability and persistence as it straight up looks impossible from start to finish on Hard or Lunatic unless you put in your reps.

>>1079145
ENOUGH OF UNDERTALE

>>1080577
Why is it that everytime I come to /vt/ I find a new reason to hate Kiara?

I bet gura, ina and ame were active in the undertale /r... r/? /r/ whatever, without actually having played the game

>>1081085
Undertale is overrated trash and Toby can't design a good game to save his life.
His writing is flaccid and he'll never be as funny as his mentor was in his prime.

>>1080563
It's 1cc, not no cc. Most of the popular 1 loop arcade bullet hells are between hard & lunatic in difficulty, so anyone with a handful of clears is around Marine's level.

Mori and Ame have the best shots. Granted, a decent chance of rage quitting the game, though Ame's stubborn factor.
Gura has a decent shot, but it'll boil down to if she can beat Sans within a short-ish amount of time.
Ina might...Ina might. Kinda a wild card. Probably stick with the P route.
Kiara's also a bit of a wild card. Probably won't and stick with the P route, but just to be one of the girls to beat Sans might drive her.

>>1081127
Who is his mentor? ZUN?

>>1081085
FUCK OFF KIARA ANTI

>>1080319
Bones in the menu can't kill you

>>1081275
Homestuck guy I'm guessing

>>1081275
Andrew Hussie, Toby actually lived in his basement for a while when he was working on Undertale.
You can see plenty of instances of Hussie-esque humor in Undertale, the main thing seperating it from Hussie's good work is that Hussie used to have an edge to his work that Toby just lacks.
Of course Hussie now is a shell of his former self while Toby has enough money to afford to lodge himself straight up his own ass, but that's aside the point.

>>1079347
>>1079378
which is it

>>1081413
Homestuck is even worse than Undertale though. Undertale at least has a bit of charm and enough Touhou inspiration to be tolerable even though the dev's a furfag. Homestuck was just as bad as all the other late 00's webcomics that aren't xkcd. Either that's not what that anon meant by saying Toby isn't as good as his mentor or he's never seen any Homestuck content.

>>1079689
>but the fact that she keeps bringing it up makes me suspicious.
She brings it up because half of hololive is playing it right now.

>>1081553
Homestuck was actually pretty decent for a good while, it's just that when it started going downhill it do so with the expeditiousness of a man with a boulder tied to his ankle.
I would never suggest reading Homestuck to anyone, that's an awful experience I wouldn't wish upon anyone, but if you want an example of Hussie at his best, I'd suggest reading Problem Sleuth. "And It Don't Stop" is also worth reading if you want to see an example of Hussie actually being a talented artist.

>>1080584
>Most players out there wouldn't even be able to finish a Touhou game
You mean 1cc right? Because merely finishing 2hu on normal difficulty is probably trivial to most gaymers.

>>1081747
It doesn't count as finishing if you don't beat the EX boss.

>>1080434
Still better than 99% of /jp/ and 99.999999% of /vt/.

>>1081747
You're overestimating most gamers.
Also some Touhou games are very continue unfriendly, notably 10 through 12.

Not sure why some are saying that Mori wouldn't ever finish the genocide route, considering she has played and finished harder games before.

>>1081553
This, Undertale was solid and liked how it actually toyed with the idea of gamers thoughtlessly killing everything and resetting save files, incorporating it well into the game. The character designs are solid even if the artstyle and art direction is horrendous. Homestuck on the other hand is a clusterfuck and the character designs stray much more into OC donut steel and general cringe territory.

>>1081778
This is absolutely true, Marine isn't a god at Touhou or anything but like 99% of the Touhou posters on /jp/ have never beaten any of the games on any difficulty higher than Normal and have therefore never even seen Flandre before.

>>1081764
>>1081778
Based

>>1081127
Fuck off Kiara

>>1079284
This post irradiates Italian and is based capiche

>>1081818
>Praising Undertale for its meta commentary
The meta commentary was one of the most lack luster parts of Undertale, making the basic observation that "uhhh isn't killing kind of bad?" is literally a "haha Mario uses Mushrooms so he's getting high xD" quality of low level commentary.

>>1081818
Like >>1081735 said, Hussie's work on PS was honestly really good and I would probably say that Homestuck itself wasn't awful until Act 5
he really shit the bed after that though but the world he built up to that point was pretty interesting

>>1082170
tbqh I think Act 5 has some really good stuff. I hate what the trolls ended up doing to the story, but I earnestly do think that the Troll section of Act 5 contains some of the funniest jokes in Homestuck as a whole.
I think Act 6 and the torch being passed to the Alpha kids is the most uncontroversial place to stick the "this is where the story goes to shit" pin.

when will it end

>>1082244
it's a short game, and it's nice to hear them laugh and cry

>>1082234
i only said act 5 because of what trolls did to the fandom but a5a1 was a really nice intermission and i think god tiers as a concept were really neat in a5a2
yeah act 6 is pretty agreeably where the whole story went to shit

>>1082244
>Mel
I couldn't complain even if I wanted.

1. Ame
2. Gura
3. Ina
(Kiara and Mori will refuse to play the G-route. Not for the Monster's sake, but because they fear Sans)

>>1082357
I'd agree that A5A1 lays the foundation for the relationship drama that would kill the story, and the cracks really start to show in A5A2, but yeah as you said neither is bad on its own.
But that's enough of that.

>>1082244
I'm okay with this arc because it is an emotional roller coaster of a game (regardless of whether you think the game is shit or not), so we get to see our Holols in a lot of different lights.

I mean do you really want more Minecraft and Ark?

>>1081818
Character design is such a weird thing to critique homestuck on. They all basically begin and end at person in normal clothes

>>1082692
>They all basically begin and end at person in normal clothes
that doesn't sound too good desu

>>1079145
Amelia just mentioned she doesnt plan on playing this game on stream. Has already played it before off stream.

Ina used to top parse as one of the most annoying DPS classes in existence. I'm sure she'd be fine.

Gura, as mentioned, has the rhythm game autism and you can treat sans like a 12 minute track.

On the contrary, I don't think Ame would ragequit after the success of the non-gamers in the fight. Would probably take her awhile and multiple weeks of putting it off.

Kiara don't care.

Calli, I don't really know.

>>1082692
If we're talking about character design, can I just say how disappointing Undertale's monster design is? All of the major monster characters are either animal people or skeletons, with one ghost to round it out (though really Metaton is more or less an accessory to Alphys).

>>1082764
I mean you say that but most character designs are just people in normal clothes. They're simple and distinct and just werk.

>>1082995
You can still have distinct character designs when designing people in normal clothes. Artists spend a lot of time studying fashion and aesthetics to create iconic characters. Homestuck just looks like the artist threw shit together randomly like a middle schooler whose mom still buys their clothes.

>>1083232
>Homestuck just looks like the artist threw shit together randomly like a middle schooler whose mom still buys their clothes.
That describes many of the characters, yeah.

>>1079284
Nah, none of them are Kanata-level bad. Yes, even Kiara.

>>1083232
>like a middle schooler whose mom still buys their clothes.
I mean, yeah. That's what they are, all of their outfits are shit that they make from stuff lying around the house. It makes sense that their outfits are weird mishmashes but they're still all distinct and well characterized. The post ironic coolguy wears sunglasses indoors and james bond suits, the edgy goth girl wears edgy goth clothes, the race of anti-individualistic imperial bugmen wear black and grey.

I dunno, I guess its just a different approach to character design. I like it though.

>>1083402
Kiara's played Mario 64 and Mario Sunshine and dropped both of them after a couple streams because a children's game was too hard for her. Kanata would easily beat any Mario game and have fun doing it instead of Kiara raging at every death.

>>1079145
Gura for sure.
Ina and Mori maybe. Fastest would be Ina since I think she's a 2hu fan

>>1083587
Mori is probably a bigger 2hu fan. I've never seen Ina even mention 2hu before but Mori loves 2hu doujin music, has played the games, has done sponsored streams for the switch game, and is real life friends with a 2hu music producer. I doubt any of this would mean she's good at 2hu games but she's at least played them. Gura also knows 2hu but I'm 100% sure she's never played them.

>>1083587
>Fastest would be Ina since I think she's a 2hu fan
Source or gtfo, I've never seen her mention Touhou, while Mori is a fan and Kiara/Gura have mentioned it. Even Ame jammed to some Zunpets for a second.

>>1079284
Undertale is an overrated shit game.
Story is dumb. The only challenge in the game is Undyne the Undying and Sans. The rest can be breezed through by anyone. The only good thing about Undertale is boss BGM.

>>1079404
But you... you just lost THE GAME

Thankfully, Ame said she's not gonna play it.

>>1080371
But Aqua and Botan ARE the standards. Anyone below their skill levels are just not good.

>>1079145
Fastest: Ina
Slowest: Chicken

>>1088237
Oh and to add to this, Kiara would just give up and shit her pants for attention after like 100 tries

>>1088255
>100
my sides. please.

>>1083402
Kiara will not make it through

>>1081085
To be fair the game does look like absolute ass. It's a good game despite it, but it's not hard to look at the game and assume no effort was put into it.

>>1083402
Even if none of them are Kanata-level bad, are any of them Kanata-level determined?

undertale is fucking awful, overrated,and overplayed. So hopefully they never play it.

>>1080371
Fubuku literally would be on the ladder on speedrun.com for Undertale you dumb nigger

>>1079284
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

>>1079145
Gura probably. Once she figures out the rhythm it's fucking over.

>>1091093
Ina has already played Undertale.

>>1079145
Gura. I think rhythm game skills translate well here.

>>1079284
why are HoloEN fans like this?

>>1092002
he's not wrong

>>1082244
fucking LOVE watching them get rejected by papyrus