/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>>10774165
OC if anyone care, it's an older image but it's hella cute.

>>10745104

>>10774523
>nice divvies

>goal please divegrass
pain peko

>>10758337
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Saturday, October 2nd

for the love of god please tell me
>towa...
answer?

>>10774679
theres at least 20 answers at this point, just dont forget the ...

I forgot I filled the cykatube with SMPTE color bars and PM5644 test cards. Let Closing Time play out for the lulz and got foiled by my own ear rape. 1 kHz tone right into my brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rvd6uP2rVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekthcIHDt3I

>>10774523
>towa hour

>>10775011
poor lad kiara'd himself

>tako liquid

>>10774971
>Shut up, Smiles.
We went straight from Page 10 into the bin? That's new. Yeah, you get two back to back, divegrass made me forget the other one.
TL Note: usseewa means shut up

>>10775167

Is there a way in 4chanx to make a filter that removes sounds from 800x800 pictures?

>>10775229

>>10775153
nice music anon!

>>10775229
fucking perfect

>>10775258
The filters in the soundpost player are extremely rudimentary.
># Image MD5 or sound URL
4chanx doesn't really interact with it
>disable hover
>turn your volume down retardchama

>value bolivar
bros... im scared...

I love Mumei so much; is this how teamates feel? The gosling meme isn''t accurate, my soul aches, I love her so much.

I would fix the real oshiboard, but I don't feel like scripting on my phone.

>>10775343
Literally blasts louder than the streams and games I'm playing at the same time.
>disable hovers
Just because one post blasts like a retard every thread?

>>10775422
Turn the volume down in the soundpost player.
>it's loud, all the time
>the stove has been hot
>MULTIPLE TIMES
>picking louder sounds on purpose
>keep complaining
>keep getting burnt
and I'm the retard

>>10775422
oh, forgot this

Joe, please stop being a nigger, you're just hurting us all.

>>10775343
Better idea, stop putting soundposts in everything because 95% of the things you make are gargo

>>10775482
All the other soundposts are fine volume wise, except this one. Why is it even a soundpost. And your last one literally starts with a scream.

>>10775291
something something break your toes something something 2x4 you get the point

>>10775584
>gargo
gargo deez nuts
>>10775602
It's entirely because you keep complaining.

>>10775602
It's related to the final post of the thread

anons, what machine/os do you run your (((zhonkbot))) on?

>>10775577
what did I do wrong

>>10775679
Machine: Shitbox
OS: Windows 10
Browser, the important question: Firefox

>>10775691
You're multibuying again, don't think I haven't noticed.

>>10775679
dogshit acer chromebook

>>10775679
IBN 5100

>>10775679
mobile browser opera gx

>>10775814
Where can I find Abu 5100?

>towa....

bro am i retarded?
i cant figure this shit out

>>10775835
You just suck bibu. Do your Russian vodka drinking forum archive reps.

>>10775167
>inflation movie
h-hot

>>10775835

>>10775835
anon...

>>10775385
What's wrong with it?

>>10775167
>faggot church
Amen

>>10775795
MANY PEOPLE ARE MULTIBUYING MANY THINGS! IT WAS A SUSAN DAY! thanks for the new suzy though

>>10775648
Somebody gets it.

>>10776082
to save you some time, we have a word for that: Protestants

>>10776130
Amen.

apparently eczema runs in the family? greased myself up with creme. skins staying attached to me where it should be.

>>10775795
Not even Joe but you'd have to be retarded to not multicoin Suzy today, not only will her profits tomorrow be very good but even if you didn't plan on selling this was a really good discount

>enters thread
>tupac's soundposts aren't loud
>exits thread

>>10776188
what kind of eczema do tou have? skin peeling or reddening? got the skin shedding but it only lasts 3 day max when i actually take care of myself

>>10776264
kek

>>10775829
I can tell you, but you will have to get past a trap

>>10776267
I was peeling like my towel had been replaced with a cheese grater. i didn't think i had eczema.

When can we donate money to other users? I'd like to assist Joe in his crusade to take back the crown that is his by right.

>>10776403
yeah, stop posting and visit a doctor/dermatologist. you're reminding me the /k/ anon who gassed himself.

>>10776188
NTA in this earlier convo, but I have pretty bad eczema; what works for me is super generic lotion, "SLS and paraben free" emolient cream. I just slap that shit all over and it works like a charm. For persistent problem areas I use steroid ointments, for scalp, betamethasone has been a life saver; but accessibility probably depends on region. In the free world my GP says "officially we shouldn't give this on repeat but if it works then I don't care", and it does work. Talk to your GP and be explicit is the best advice I can give.

>>10776556
its an incoming update called auction. ready your alts too autists

>>10776204
Multicoin period is long gone. tomorrow is green, Monday will be bloody. If you're thinking about selling you're already wrong, or new. Poor is a state of mind, the newest of news aren't poor, they're just getting started.

next time this gets posted I'm gonna do it

>>10776559
Can't afford a specialist visit, only doc I can afford to see is dr jergens
>>10776583
thx. I greased up with a tin of Nivea creme I had for traveling. If it isn't gone in a day or two I'll see my pcp.
Scalp never needed anything stronger than nizoral OTC or that neutrogena tar shampoo, dandruff hasn't been an issue since I started using them.

>>10776735
Do a nabi. That's the new hotness.

I can't believe that omaruza wanked it to the tako's feet. Get me out of this fucking simulation.

And with that, everyone, I bid you a good night. May tomorrows profits be ample

if that anon is serious, then im out. skin disease anon, take care and i hope you get better soon

>>10776846
>>10776876
fuck. Sorry femtako. or congrats, either or

>>10776925
thank you

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1444521663211524097
https://twitter.com/dr30_skyline/status/1444509647184883712
Oh no bros we are about to become baseball yagoo is pitching

>>10777068
>DMM advertises all over baseball fields
Japan never ceases to amaze me. Could you imagine fucking Brazzers ads all over an MLB stadium? Puritankeks would flip their shit and then fuck off to their mistress or back to grindr

>>10776846
is this a ritualpost now, anon

>>10777143
dmm isn't just javs and eroge, they're a huge conglomerate
the companies advertised in that pic are DMM Insurance and DMM Funerals

>>10777161
I didn't make the first one, but 10776735 set the bar real fuckin low.

>>10777208
they're just JAVs to me. could you imagine Brazzers Insurance and Brazzers Funerals?

>>10777239
hooters air

>>10777277
I love this fuckin picture
Hooters and actual porn are worlds apart. Hooters Air flopped hard didn't it?

>>10777277
yes, but also no

>>10777239
>brazzers funerals
i want my ashes spread out to a pornstar body

>>10777312
>>10777333

>>10777333
and now I have an even bigger version. thanks anon
>>10777337
I want lemon stealing whores at my wake

1001st item, very first roll in the morning, fucking finally!!

>>10777425
>1001st item
jesas. gimme those final numbers so I can update the rolling total and go to sleep.

>>10777451
1001 items, 60 hats (24 unique), $27,180,000 spend since the hat update, about 30,000,000 in total since the gacha implementation, $453000 per hat or one every 453 rolls. I am gonna roll for the remaining 4 hats over this day and post an update later if I finally have all of them!

>>10776556
>take back the crown
I never had it, friend. In fact, when oshiboards were just added, I was barely on them. I fought to be where I am, but every single actual hoshiyomi I know is gone now. I can't even remember all their names anymore. All those... moments, will be lost, in time. Like... tears, in rain.

you already posted them, gomen, I just noticed >>10764615
>>10590343
>>10590496
>9001 rolls, 18 hats previously counted
>>10730357
>$6,886,000 Death's Tiara #2 GET reminder for my own count
>67 hats in 33,497 rolls
>>10777735
>60 hats (24 unique), $27,180,000 spend since the hat update
+42 more hats, 18,179 extra rolls
109 hats in 51,676 rolls
hat tracker get 0.211%

don't overshoot it

>>10777814
Not like this...
Every night, I can feel my wallet... And my liquid... even my coins... The rivals I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I will make Dancer give back the crown.

>>10777814
You'll always be my guy; your effort has been legendary. You can throw slurs at me all day but I'll always love you. We love Suisei.

>>10777814

>>10778055
The only thing you love is yourself.

>>10777910
You got this boss

>>10778053
>I will make Dancer give back the crown.
I will blow my account up if I have to, your love is no more pure than mine, time be damned,
>>10778150
I thought I could love you too, but your have hate in your heart. It's not right. 私は一人で踊ります。

>>10778380
>your love is no more pure than mine
Shut the fuck up you oshi changing nigger. I ahve never changed my oshi. Your love is a dirty and black as a mud pond.

>>10778520
huehuehue, the first thing I ever enjoyed is the only thing I can ever enjoy.
That's you, that's how you sound. "She doesn't deserve you" isn't accurate; with your nigger logic NOBODY deserves you. If this is the route you want to follow then you only have one option; kill yourself.

>>10778791
lmao, cope harder.

>>10768307
>Daytrading is still dead at the top 50.
You're not wrong, but that also means
>our
definition of daytrading is scuffed as fuck.
If your image of "daytrading" is buying in early to sell later, tough shit, that mechanic is reserved for liquidlets climbing through corpses.
>"Our"
daytrading is supposed to be building cheap stacks to sell at opportune events. Buy low, sell high, nobody says it's the same fucking day.
>but mikofag you suck at that
yes. yes I do.

>>10778791
>>10778380
>>10778520
so when did the two of you get into Suisui? Let's find out who was in that market the earliest, maybe that'll make shitflinging a bit more interesting.
Also why was it treerrat in the first place? You indonesian or something? Starved for EOP content?

>>10776020
Nachoneko was missing. I just added her to the oshiboard.

As for future plans, I might list the highest counts for items/hats and some other categories.

>>10778862
>nobody says it's the same fucking day
anon, please look up the definition of day trading

>>10779212
do you seriously expect a retard to know basic terminology?

>>10779212
oh, right, sure, we were playing a market simulator I totally forgot.
Man, no stock on this earth has 15% dividends a WEEK, let's change that to yearly please.

>>10779496
what are you talking about? what point are you trying to make? How is it relevant at all to my post? buying low and selling high isn't day trading, its just fucking trading.

>>10778947
>Starved for EOP content?
Maybe? Or just a weird coincidence. I like singing, language be damned. Treerat has a great voice, I'd watched a lot of indonesian cinema and she happened to speak english. Selamat pagi!
The music/language thing brought me to Suisei. Being accused of oshichanging doesn't phase me anymore, limiting yourself in that way is cringe. I know who I'm doing my reps for.

>>10779742
>I know who I'm doing my reps for.
Pomu?

>>10779862

>>10779742
it ultimately doesn't matter in the great context of the universe but fuck me we need motivations to do things in holoclicker.biz and shitpost in the thread so I'll go full autist on that from time to time.
>>10779601
well and good and you are right. there's just no official names to playstyles of the game. my point is since the market doesn't go by real life mechanics (which is by design since the prices jump daily instead of being entirely defined by buys and sells) it feels wrong to apply IRL terms to it in a way which uses them like the real market would.
Or in other words, I am in fact SO retarded, in my head "daytrading" meant selling as opposed to only buying as I have done for... months now before this meta holy fuck.

What do (you) think would happen to the prices and the market as a whole if the only way to change prices was due to buying and selling?

I don't have a Diamond City Lights sound post so I'm just going to spam Pomu posts until the thread fies or I fall asleep, either works.

>>10779964
the game would lose its entire purpose because prices would not be relative to performance at all anymore.

>>10769209
"Brothers Karamazov" is a great book. A lot of Eastern European literature seems to be quite overlooked.
If you are looking for recommendations femtako, then "Master and Margarita" is also stellar.
>>10775679
ThinkPad X1 Extreme, Windows 10, Firefox. It's my working laptop, so it has to run some specialist software that has difficulties on different operating systems when I tested them.
I'm also making the switch to Raspberry Pi with remote desktop access for the zhonkbot, but I barely have time to commit to the project right now, maybe some day in the foreseeable future.

Has the Honkler said anything? Is Gacha being fixed? Rate ups?

>>10777735
You're full of sh-
>27.5 million
jfc have you been rolling literally all day?

>>10780311
Yes, he recommends you watch this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY

>>10780349
uhhh, 9 million spend on the day hats got added and another 18 million yesterday

>>10780435
Your head okay bud?

>>10780479
yea its all good I just got really bored of playing nasfaq the regular way and only going for optimized trades doesn't help that I really don't like the way the game is going forward , I like to do fun stuff like trying to get all coins over 1000 shares or getting all gacha items etc

With that being said, I think my time in top20 will probably come to a close soon, I barely have any time to optimize my trades anymore and I can only play in the evening like 5-6 hours after the adjust so I just buy shit coins all day to get closer to my goal

>look for my rival on the leaderboard
>remember he's gone

>I ranked up 2 places because smiles spent 35 million dorrars
kek

>>10780906
she cute tho

>>10775382
I remember when she used to do 6+ hours supa sunday. That was the fucking best, staying up all night just to watch her go on 2 hours tangent about shrimps and the going to work looking like a happy zombie. I love ame so fucking much bros

>There's people actually in love with virtual characters
Mental illness

based pochi

>>10781634
>loving a person (single)
>loving a family (group)
>loving your country (group)
>loving your hobbies
>loving freedom and life (concepts)
is ok, a sign of a stable mind
>loving a virtual character
insanity? lmao

>>10781703
stop replying to the schizo/yourself

>>10781703
Your family must be proud of you

>>10781782
got nothing to do while cooking so...
>>10781784
of course, apparently all it takes is money and nobody can tell you what is right and wrong, even loving a virtual character

>>10781822
Your nasfaq net worth doesn't count

Any super cool mega nice anon willing to crunch some numbers and give us some hats stats? Like which is the most and least common. Thanks super cool mega nice anon.

>>10781889
and now it's boring. have fun anon

>>10777909
>>10781953
this?

Imagine donating to whores

>>10781978
i wanted to know which hat has dropped the most and which dropped the least overall, just curious

>>10781989
huh, that's funny.

>>10782008
ah. yeah surely there is a mega cool anon that will drop some rad detailed item stats.

>wake up
>now in the top 90
Huh nice

just curious with anon's opinion here. do you think there is a chance for another red day due to overbought?

>>10782008
I would do it, but that would require going through every anon's wallet to count how many of each hat they have. That honestly sounds like a hassle for information that isn't overly interesting or helpful, especially without having spending data on hand.

>>10782201
It's not impossible, but views > no views, so usually what happens is that the market spikes hard a day or two after we get susan'd.
If the market isn't massively green today, expect it on Monday.

>>10782342
no api for gacha items?

>>10782201
no, this literally happened just a few days ago. overbought did stop it a little, but this next adjustment will still well and truly be green.

>>10782437
Looking at the documentation, looks like you can call for YOUR items, but nobody else's. Even if you could, though, it'd still be a hassle. You'd have to call up each wallet individually and add the numbers together.

>>10781953
Uhh Hi I got 60 hats total and 24 unique - missing 4 hats

Hats I own going by quantity:
Marine's default hat: 5
Mumei's hat: 4
Okayu's hat: 4
Pekora's hat: 4
Towa's hat: 3
Kanata's hat: 3
Gura's hat: 3
Aqua's hat: 3
Rushia's bun: 3
Shion's hat: 3
Watamage's hat: 3
Fubuki's hat: 2
Marine gyaru hat: 2
Nene's hat: 2
Amelia's hat: 2
Matsuri's hat: 2
Haato's hat: 2
Marine goth hat: 2
Ina's ears: 2
Suisei's hat: 2
Noel's hat: 1
Kiara's hat: 1
Botan's hat: 1
Miko's bell: 1
Hats I am missing:
Calli, Ina berret, Polka, Sora

I think there's no rarest/most common hat, Mogu has 5 fubuki hats for example while I got only 2, its the same chance for everything. With that being said, I do think that jeb has significantly lower drop chance, only got 2 in 27000 rolls or whatever

>>10782816
we need the official jeb drop rate, there's no fucking way in hell it's the same as other items

>>10775153
>>10775291
Can you two lovebirds get a room already?

>>10782845
I think the devs lowered _jeb droprate, no way it's always been so rare when I got 2 when the gacha dropped

ahhh fuck I thought adjustment was now but its not for another hour. damn you DST. I've been able to push 11pm adjustments for months but midnight is going to kill me if I have to get up for work at 530

>>10776935
I could not deliver, I fell asleep before I could... complete the task.
>>10782845
drop a 1$ superchat to polka once we get the auctions and you'll get my spare, if you still need one by then. I got 2 within 100k worth of rolls
>>10777425
Congrats!
>>10777217
>no (you) given to me
faggot

>>10783763
Stop posting

>>10783716
Yea, I got 5 in 2260 rolls when it came out but only 2 in 30000 after last update, so it has to have been lowered by alooot

>>10783763
Thank you!!! Having a matching hat with the oshimark is a great feeling

>>10783716
the flood of new items probably meant that all their individual droprates were lowered

>>10783716
>>10783969
_jeb droprate was lowered. This much was obvious when its feature was discovered as a bit after suddenly people noticed that it became much rarer to get.

>>10777735
>$27,180,000 spend
>no Sora
You just made me give up on rolling my oshi's hat

>>10784370
Never give up, my oshi's hat was 60th hat I rolled, you can get it!

>>10784421
After I get into the top 100. That has been my focus for almost a month now.

You guys' oshis are in the gacha?

>>10784499
towi...

>>10784499
I mean the rest of the hats was made in the thread and honk was pointed to them, think the other ones will drop soon.

summer gacha when honk? i want my holo bikinis please

>>10783763
>faggot
(You) can't be serious

>>10783763
>>10784808
Oh look, a case of the pot calling the kettle black

man i need to take a shit

I didn't notice that Nabi and Nachomama adjusted up with 0 views yesterday.

>>10785214
They were oversold

honkchama I wanna go shopping

>>10785214
they arent really going to go up either

I’m selling everything

would be funny if it's still red day today

Would be funny if a holo suddenly die today

oh great it's another "do nothing, get the most green" meta

well, that's dissapointing for a 2 day view adjustment

>>10785313
Aqua is live you dolt

>>10785358

What did i tell you?!
>Susan bogs everything down massively
>Next day things go up but not nearly as much as they went down % wise
>The following day everything comes crashing down again
Welcome, to the Susan timeloop.

also lmao to those who zero'ed their liquid expecting big gains. gg

>almost 7k nacho
yeah I'm dumping

>>10785393
stay poor, post wallet

>>10785411

>>10785393
>implying
You were supposed to buy because there were really good discounts to get a shit ton of coins, not because you want to sell later

>>10785438
>poorfag
everytime

>>10785489
yeah man, all that holo i bought at 10k is now worthless at 24k, what was I thinking!

yesterday/today

>>10785574
hold that holo, hologra wasn't counted in this adjustment

>>10785393
what's your plan with all that liquid then?
Susaning should technically be the best deal all week.

>>10785633
Buy oshi x5

>>10785633
and the next best deal of the week is likely tomorrow with the rebound Susaning

>>10785651
chances are she was cheaper yesterday
>>10785669
that's what todays sells are for

do u rike it?

>>10778862
>>10779915
Its the same really.. Th amount of coins a player can trade each day is insignificant compared to their capital, regardless of when they bought those coins.
If you are buying and selling days later you are just diluting the profits among a number of days, making the equivalent profit per day even lower-

>>10785633
im a gambling man and im betting on a loop

I heard it's gacha day today

>>10785651
I’m tempted to do this. My oshi makes up 53% of my networth and I don’t plan on selling her so I expect my networth to slowly bleed today. Buying her 5x will slow down the bleed until the next adjustment.

Can't login again

$10,929.75

>>10785911
digits approve you logic.

guess I'm buying Marine again today.

The game is so fucking broken that it's not even funny anymore...

do we have an established name for the "sloppy seconds" prices?
ANP maybe? (after neuron price)

the game is unfun but broken? nah. susan fault her numbers took a strike

>Spend 150~200k a cycle yesterday buying everything
>Make 270k a cycle today selling only a third of it
>Still have more coins hoarded for long-term plays.
How does this make me poor again? Somebody explain this shit like I'm retarded.

>>10778055
Regardless, it doesn't matter as much anymore. We're fighting on a hill of corpses. We're the only ones left.

>>10786383
at least post your wallet for authenticity. it's easy to lie

>>10786383
>70k profit per cycle
wow, have fun i guess.

Finally made it into the 100 mil gang, but I fear i wont be here for long

>first there's oshichangers
>now there's fucking zombies on my board
the shit i put up with

>>10785503
isn't 50+ mil in divs top 20 or so?

server died again?

>>10786897
yup. he obviously doesn't know anything so better to ignore the guy

>>10786903
it's been fine for me

>>10786897
it's not, i got 50+ and i'm between 30 and 40

post 'em

>>10787724
>30 and 40, 50+ divs
divs really are shit. that 50m post is originally 63m, and im on the lower top 20.

>>10787487
Dont refresh. It died for me when i refreshed

Sneed you nigger, where is your 10k celebratory post?
Congratulation

>>10787997
no one cares

>>10788057
I care about sneed shut the fuck up

>my auto-trader literally just fucking cleared itself
Holy fuck the site is actually fucking dying, what a shit show.

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

my internet isn't even getting 1mbps up or down, please send help

>>10789376
Come back when you get a new ip every single post you make

>>10789100
Good morning, I am holding Towa.

>>10790240
I respect that decision but I don't agree with it.

>>10790491
>>10790240
Jesus christ just fuck each other already

>>10790621
That's lewd.

>>10790491
16k, kenzoku! 16!

>>10790240
Can I suggest you to sell them?

>>10790732
Never enough Towa.

>>10790665
>one off
I don't care if it's lewd, you both need to release this tension. It's unhealthy
>>10790747
Based

>>10790747
You can suggest anything. I ain't selling, tho.

>>10790792
I mean, that is true...

>>10790863
What about now? Still not interested in selling?

>>10790919

>>10790919
Even if you gift me the knife, I still won't sell Towa.

>>10791056
That knife will be in the back of your oshi, you little whore. You will come to regret your decision.

>>10791128
I think you'll be the one doing the regretting

>>10791187
>watame's 8 second respawn time + tsunodrill
>PPT's gorilla grip and the bat
This'll be a good fight

>>10791187
SKIDADDLE SKADOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE... Oh wait. It already was a noodle. Hahahahahah

>>10791394
>Watamelon
>Watamage
>Watashogun
>Ubersheep
Kanata doesn't even stand a chance

>>10791440
That's bullying!

>>10791533
I'm pretty sure you've been bullied the entire team you've been here.

>>10791614
Wait, I was?

>>10791657
A little hazing never hurt nobody, heimin
We still sorta like you!

>>10791657
retardchama...

>>10791657
Well, maybe not the entire time, but for a good portion of the time you've been demeaned in some way, not that there's anything wrong with being small, in wallet, or otherwise.
I just realized my last post I said team instead of time.

>>10791762
>entire time
>entire team
what is the difference

>>10791762
I didn't notice, I guess...

nice to see you again, heimin

>>10791954
It's cuter when they're a little retarded.

>>10792047
You really think so?

>>10792034
Nice to see you, too, hoshiyomi!

any anons know how to start ricing linux?
I'm using ubuntu+i3 on an old macbook as my /nasfaq/rig, any advice would be appreciated, I've got a wallpaper so far using feh, that's the limit of my technical skill

>>10792113
Of course.

>>10792187
Then, I guess I'm fine with being on the slower side...

Hol up, what are yellow cards

>>10790836
Don't take advice from the faggot who wanked it to the tako's feet

>>10792534
the new warning system by honk if you get too many youre banned from nasfaq

>>10792595
I assume they're something to do with the divegrass matches? I haven't been following that at all

>>10792637
no they're a warning system you're on your last straws

>>10792162
>linux
eww, just use MacOS if you're on a macbook.
>>10792557
Was my advice wrong, or do you just not want me to be right?

>>10792658
I wanted to try out tiling wms, I think they're pretty cool, also check floor

>check floor?
>erp place
of course, it's a tako

If the erp goes away here then the thread becomes more dead, and we run the risk of early deaths. While it may be an excuse, it does keep the thread floating on the top pages. You saw how dead it got earlier, mostly due to the amount of experienced players who don't need to discuss any tactics/strats. We shitpost until we have a discussion on our hands, then we get serious.

you could discuss something of value, you could discuss how your oshi was cute today, instead you succumb to degenerate VIRTUAL sex, just like the jews wanted. Humanity is doomed.

>>10793114
Based as fuck, anon!

>>10792980
>erp in the thread
>"stop, you're ruining the thread"
>moving erp somewhere else
>"stop, you're killing the thread"

>>10793114
My oshi is always cute and she's only getting cuter. I do all my Towa posting in the Towa thread with more like minded people. Talking about Towa encourages people to buy her which lowers my market share, so I don't tell them her statistics and cause them to ruin my share.

>>10793114
ok then fair enough. Something of value, how many pushups did nasfaq do today?

>>10793284
90.

>>10793284
0, got a hernia

>>10793284
0

>>10793114
shut the fuck up you fucking hypocrite, you're still posting anime girls on this venezuelan inflation discussion board, while bitching about how the world is doomed because you've trapped yourself into the depths of online cesspools and can't see the the good in the world created by your neighbors and community
Go outside. Go talk to people without spilling your spaghetti-O's all over the place. Go take a shower. Find god. Volunteer. Do ANYTHING that can help others, instead of dragging down your fellow man.
>>10793284
I'll do some right now, but I did 30 bench presses so far, and I'll do another 20 later

>>10793450
>can't see the the good in the world created by your neighbors and community
they voted 55% greens and now promote drag queens to fiddle their children you cunt, I AM LIVING IN THIS SHIT

>have a strategy
>sell most of my coins
>don't play for a month
>go up 10 ranks
what the hell happened here? this went better than expected

>>10793494
Get out the city, cut the cable bill. Get off social media. The internet really fucked us, giving a voice and platform to those who deserve it the least. The world is always fucked up, it's just much more apparent.
I can go into the whole society shit and get all ted kaczynski on here but there's nothing that needs to be said. You understand the downfalls our generation will face, and we're small enough that we can do nothing to stop it without drastic measures

I prefer ERP instead of doomposting. Now post dick please

Then let's schedule a new program for Nasfaq at hour 13, the hour when shitposting, FUD, avatarfagging and off topic reing supreme.
In this 13 hour I want (You) to sell me a coin, it can be any coin for any reason you want, you just heard Suisei's new album and want to buy some coins to encourage her? Sounds like a good plan, a big plan if you will, you think I should buy Marine cause she's on hiatus and last hiatus coin was very good? Reasonable, Ina was a dope today so you want me to buy a set of octoinas? Bring it on.
Or God forbid you want me sell some coins? Did Mori ruin another collab? Did Ame's tommy hort? You have insider T4 info and Towa is going to delete her channel as a halloween prank?
The stage is yours, tell me on who should I invest or pull out and why.
You have 15 minutes to prepare your case, you wouldn't want potential investors running away, would you?

>>10793934
towa played apex sell all your towa coin

>>10793256
>offtopic in the thread
>"stop, you're ruining the thread"
>moving offtopic to the aggie
>"stop, you're killing the thread"
timeloop

towa? more like toskank am i right

I just want to talk about chuubas and certain other non-lewd topics with my nasfaqbros to fill in the time that doesn't concern the economy. Why is that so difficult?

>>10793450
>your neighbors and community
Good luck with that. Americans and their obsession with individualism have killed social cohesion in most of the western world.

>>10794360
join the doomposting anons who keep whining but have contributed nothing in their life

>>10794405
Well they're not entirely wrong. They're interesting people, too. They have that going for them.

>>10793934
>pulling out
never
gonna pump all my liquid into Suisex

>>10793934
My wife has been very busy these last few days, both with releasing a song in collaboration with Reine, Putting out her weekly programs of PolDen and Polkast (polka's podcast, or Polka radioka) and even doing a card unboxing of the weiss shwarz Hololive collab! She is very cute, High energy, and is sure to brighten your day!
I would say fuck off and keep her to myself, along with my fellow board members. But I know that the best way to make my wife happy is the thought of her making more people happy. She has flaws, of course, but those flaws are more endearing than distracting to me. She makes my heart throb when she pulls a card she wants, She makes me smile with a certain chord during a karaoke stream. I can have a shit day at work, stuck in traffic after being up for 11 hours already with another hour to get home, but once I hear her voice come up on my playlist my day brightens up.
I wish this was an exaggeration of my feelings, but my past relationships broke me pretty badly, and I was pretty closed up inside. But last year, I found out about her, and she wormed her way into my heart. I can't understand her very well by myself, but I understand my heart, and I want to do what I can to show that I'm worth hers. I don't know her very well, but I know that I want to learn more and more, Faults and all.
Time for those bench presses, push ups, a cold shower, and a shave, thanks for reading

Posting once again to do my usual begging of Natoricoins, Patocoins, Meacoins, and Lumicoins.

Divegrass is LIV!

>>10793934
I think people should invest in IRyS, not only did she have a beautiful karaoke today, but she did something special in it, in this karaoke of hers she smiled, and now, since I am a renown mathematician and philosopher I couldn't help but bring myself to dig further into this symbol.
You see, people usually say that "A smile is worth a thousand words", well, if you think about it the word "money" has 5 letters, what happens if you do 5 * 200 ? You get 1000, what did IRyS do? Smile, the writing is on the wall here, tomorrow IRyS is adjusting up by 200%, if you don't want to miss this rocket towards the moon I implore you that you invest in her.
Furthermore, she did something outrageous and completely out of character, she drank water, as we all know IRyS is known for drinking soda, so this sudden change of behavior immediately alerted me that something was wrong, so I decided to look into this matter as well and oh boy, I found that water stock is worth $32.7 Billions, SHE WAS TRYING TO WARN US, WAKE UP FELLOW INVESTORS, BUY IRyS NOW OR YOU'LL BE LEFT BEHIND!

>>10793934
Hello, my wife is Momosuzu Nene. I want a higher market share of her, so please pull out if you would be so kind. 5x.

>>10792746
you should have my tech support email, I sent an email with it to the one you linked in a SC. I run Arch Linux + DWM, if you need tips on linux or ricing you can ask me there, no problem!

>>10793934
I want to build a case against >>10794585
Today I was watching streams as usual but I had autoplay on, when the stream ended it played her "Everblue" song, to be quite honest with you, it made me sad, and I think that any coin that makes you sad is bound to go down, don't buy Polka

Guys my bibi is sick

I get sharing your personal life and being friendly with each other in the thread. That's all fine but justifying/pushing for ERP just to get an active thread? That's when you know your thread is beyond saving.

>>10793934
I'm buying suisei because it makes ayunda seethe and because she cute

>>10794875
A light is not without a shadow. The contrast between the fleeting highs and crushing lows gives more meaning to both sides of the emotional spectrum
A world of light without darkness would be blinding, a world of dark is muddled, shapeless, and void of definition.
A good movie can make me laugh. A great movie can make me cry. A masterpiece will do both
No I will not take my meds

>>10794970
This ERP arc will end, I hope. I miss talking about the comfy stuff. I don't want this thread to be sexual, I want it to be about the bros.

>>10795259
I really hope it does and it's just a phase. I know some of the fags are pushing it just because they're getting the feeling of socializing with a >woman

>>10795259
Yeah, it's not fun anymore, even during downtime.
But to be fair, I think most people toned it down, it's just polka's husband desperately trying to keep it alive because the ego from his dick pic got to his head

>>10795377
>>10795387
It's terrible stuff really, I felt lust a couple times over this whole thing myself.

>>10795387
It's not the ego from the pic, I just like pissing people off. I'll be laying it off unless it gets brought up first. It's ran its course,
Those paragraphs I wrote were real though.

haha you guys ever piss yourself while trading?

>>10795591
You're pissing off the whole thread at this point, read the room. Even femtako is telling you to take your meds.

>>10795591
It's more than you like pissing people off. It's more of your love of attention.
You have always been craving for attention and we didn't really mind it back then because it was something worth giving attention but your recent actions are clearly not okay.

What a shit thread this has become

Wanna clean up the thread? Shrink the playerbase by doing a reset of the game

>>10795638
>>10795686
Like I said, I'm putting a stop on it. Lack of sleep and bit of drinking these past few nights led to my stupid actions. It was fun at first but I didn't stop when I should've

>>10796078

>>10795623

Post nut clarity page 10 alert

I got the aggie as a OP, want me to do it?

>>10797498
sure

/tsun/ is kill

>>10797669
>>10797669
>>10797669
NEW BREAD