/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my legs hurt...

FIRST KRONIE GETS TO PAIZURI KRONII!

ENTER
bae

Potential collab if Kronii returns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHEI55tCr0

Calli and Mumei are those fucks that you don't want in your team in school projects

Reminder that Kronii is watching Sana's stream right now and also thinking this: https://files.catbox.moe/jgg7i4.mp3

>>10766160
HOW ARE YOU SO FAST

>>10766160
Blood clots!

>>10766169
I sure wanna enter Bae

Why is the owl sounding more and more like Gura? I think I'm going crazy

I don't even know why she's my oshi anymore bros...

sorry boys i'm gonna go watch mumei, just spam ENTER if kronii shows up again

>>10766239
>ywn ENTER Bae
>Repeatedly

>>10766257
Nah yesterday Gura sounded as mumei a few times to me

It's kind of sad how seriously Sana and the rest of council are taking this "deadline" while myth is just leaving shit unfinished because it's just minecraft and it doesn't really matter. Hope no one is burning themselves out for nothing.

>>10766283
leptospirosischama.....

>>10766259
She doesn't want you to make her your oshi anyway.

>>10765292
>god I fucking hope not, I'm sure ame at the very least will have the balls to tell them not to shit up the place too much.
Anon, your aspergers is showing. Take a note from Miko, she's a kind being.

>>10766337
I can't help it anon

>>10766315
Kronii is the one who's genuinely autistic enough to enjoy this.

Wait, so Kronii was abused by Myth.

>>10766257
They have similar voices, gura is more genki though

is sana... the bread baker?

>>10766197
Based

>>10766315
Gura, Ame, and Kiara all built and finished their respective shit. The only unfinished thing is the onsen which is a joint between Ina and Calli.

>>10766315
EN2 is taking it seriously because they debuted recently and want to make a good impression as hard workers. EN1 already hooked their core watchers so they don't give a shit about anything anymore.

>>10766400
Kronii used Mumei for slave labour

>>10766423
Yeah she autistically log in and log out from Minecraft just to farm het wheat,
She is cute

>>10766185
I mean Mori puts in work, just not in mc cause it doesn't interest her.

>>10766350
Threadly reminder that Sakura Miko raped Usada Pekora in the sweltering hot summer of 2020.

>>10766448
I don't blame Ina if she left it unfinished

>>10766350
>Have two different servers
>the end up looking exactly the same
I really hope JP takes a look at how EN server is different and follows suit.

>>10766478
>5%

How would you guys react if Kronii unironically made a stream about Legos?

>>10766453
t. retardchama

>>10766537
I would react well.

>>10766423
because she knows all of EN is playing all the time right now she has a timer for logging in and harvesting wheat

can't sana just make an auto farm? I think I remember seeing a contraption somewhere that automatically spams bone meal on the wheat and automatically farm it once fully grown

>>10766493
Mumei is gonna rape kronii...

>>10766537
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10766577
She has no know-how and autofarms have the problem of being quite ugly. It's why Irys built a giant melon to house her otherwise ugly automatic melon farm.
Even if the giant melon itself is still kind of ugly.

>>10766521
Very few put in most of their effort to streaming like Ame.
Mori produces music.

>>10766537
I would be happy. It would feel great if my oshi shared a hobby with me.

>>10766577
auto farm? only korean nerds do that

>>10766577
that would require her to learn how to do it and mimmick the build.

Pretty sure it took IRyS a full day and a bit of help to do the melon farm which works on similar prnciples

>>10766537
Is love it if she could find a way to do it without doxing herself. Kson's lego stream was fun.

ENTER

ENTER

ENTER
OURKRONII

ENTER

ENTER

>done recording already
That was fast

KRONII ENTERS
TO FILL SANA
WITH SEEDS

>Well, i guess since Kronii's not coming back, i guess I'll just watch a movie and go to be-
>She logs on
S T O P

EXIT!

>>10766720
It's been an hour.

She wasn't recording

>>10766639
>spoiler
I kek'd

>>10766760
Shut the fuck up anon

>>10766577
Why doesn't she just use Ina's half auto farm? Or the bunkeroni? Because she wants to accomplish this herself.

Kronii is making me a unity fag and i like it
FUCK YOU CANADIAN GOOK

Kronii was recording a let's play.

>>10766760
Recording audio is not a quick process.

>>10766637
>Very few put in most of their effort to streaming like Ame.
Subaru, Fubuki, Pekora, Korone, Rushia, Marine, Watame, Coco (rest in peace), the entirety of Gen 5...

IMAGES

>>10766639
ok... she tried

>>10766469
The farmville routine

w-where's kronii

Looks like I'm gonna go for 32 hours of no sleep...

>>10766798
I don't watch JP because my JP reps are weak anon.
Ame is the only one in EN who does it.

>>10766720
she's literally only logging on to fill one of her harem members with her seed

>>10766782
she is afraid to get lost going to the bunkeronii

>>10766870
Don't hurt yourself for someone who doesn't care for you, Anon.

>>10766782
that's why I said make her own autofarm.... it's much less of a hassle compared to having a timer that tells you to log in, farm wheat, then log out ya know

JWU, what are the highlights for today?

>>10766782
she said she's afraid of getting lost between bunkeronii and portal not sure HOW given the size of the tree farm but on the way back I guess? and most likely doesn't know about ina's semiauto farm

>>10766924
Sana entering the channel kronii and mumei were using by accident and catching them loudly moaning to each other

>>10766919
Sana is new to MC and she also needs to work on this and her house first

exit rat

Rat has left the building

>>10766911
>>10766870
Our bread breaker is a suffering mental breakdown over their lack of Kronii.
Pain is mandatory if you post in /∞//

>>10766924
>Waiting for Kronii
>Writing greentext about Kronii
>Reading greentext about Kronii
>Wishing you did not read greentext about Kronii
>Skipping over greentext about Kronii
>Seeing Kronii join VC in Sana's stream
>Watching Kronii leave after 10 minutes
>Getting depressed
>Waiting for Kronii

GET IN VOICE KRONII

She don't want to go to voice chat this time...

>>10766969
“Just like old times, right Ina?”

There she is again.

DON'T GET IN VOICE PLEASE

>>10766952
I think she was afraid of not finding her way in in the first place.

>>10767016
glad I didn't miss anything then

>>10767042
woops was supposed to post that on 4chan
t. kronii

>Kronii head bobbing to the music.

>Kronii vibing to the tunes

why does kronii hate sana?

>>10767042
We need the fucking shark

>>10766973
Someone should make a playlist with all the streams she's been in cause fuck me dude

>>10766973
KEK

>>10767092
The real question is why does Kronii hate (you)?

>>10766973
That's more than 8 hours of Minecraft. What more could you want?

she's lonely

>She's lonely

>she's lonely
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MUST SAVE THIS CLOCK

>won't get in VC
why does Kronii hate Sana, guys?

>why do you always have endermans in your place kronini?
>I'm lonely
>but also he doesn't bother me

Why doesn't the Enderman attack anyone? I thought if you made eye contact they come after you.

>not in voice chat
back to moomers

>>10767215
no one has made eye contact with it

>>10767215
You have to stare at it for a bit

>>10767215
it's trapped in the architecture

>>10767215
He heard about the new crime statistics and doesn't want to become a stereotype.

>>10767215
>I thought if you made eye contact they come after you.
you already answered your question

>>10767215
I think he's stuck there, and also nobody ever made eye contact

The Bunkeronii has a berry farm now... done offstream of course.

>>10767198
Real

Kronies, are we really being cucked by an Enderman?!

>>10767276
>He doesn't know

>>10767251
kek

I genuinely believe at this point that she enjoys being the Minecraft NPC; the person who shows up in every Minecraft stream. It's a funny meme and she feels like she can basically just stream to everyone but without the pressure of actually streaming. There's no way she doesn't know that people want Minecraft from her. She has to know. But she doesn't see any issue with just showing up on other people's streams instead. She thinks it satisfies us, when it couldn't be further from the truth.

>>10767276
y-your stream reps.... gura recorded everything from the expansion down to the planting of berries

>no Mumei so Kronii won't get in VC

>>10767276
>done offstream

Every time I see Kronii's base I'm reminded she's actually probably genuinely autistic.

a JP senpai will kill that enderman

>>10767276
anon your reps...

>>10767276
you mean you didn't watch the seven hour Minecraft stream on Gura's channel where Kronii appeared halfway in?

>>10767276
watch gura stream, anon

>>10766969
enormous if factual

>>10767326
And BUSHY

>>10767302
>>10767316
>>10767324
>>10767333
>>10767343
>>10767344
I'm retarded...

>ywn be allowed to stand in the bunkeronii
>ywn quell her loneliness with her presence
>she will never see you as something that doesnt bother her
why live

>>10767328
he'll always come back, sometimes multiple Endermen spawn there at once and Kronii has drowned them before

>>10767343
no, just the about 4 hours where krooni was in.

>>10767328
I will kill that JP senpai

>>10767261
>>10767247
>>10767263
>>10767249
How long? The few videos I've seen is you just have to look in its direction and it comes after you.

>>10767413
>How long?
Until it makes a noise

>>10767276
KRONII LET US IN

Sana...

>tune in to sana
>hear her making angry cat noises and planting seeds in an inefficient way

>>10767413
from my experiences if your crosshair points at the enderman and said enderman is looking at you, it will attack you instantly

>>10767370
Those limbs remind me of somebody...

>>10767413
It's very fast, but nobody looked in it's eyes yet.

>>10767491
>kronii keeps the Enderman because it reminds her of TARS
it all makes sense now

fuck if I start watching this I'll never get my shit done before midnight
have fun brothers

TIME FOR KRONII'S SEX DUNGEON

>>10767491
please don't dox me

Anons get a fucking grip. You're turning insane because an ausitic gook isn't streaming 12 hours of MC for your own personal pleasure. Please touch some grass.

>Call me captain
>two beds
Bae rides Kronii EVERY NIGHT

>>10767309
nah she just wants us to watch other council members instead of her

>>10767569
Sana is a guest so she gets to sleep in the guest sex dungeon, not the real one mumei sleeps in.

>arctic fox
when did that become a thing wtf

>We are just now seeing Kronii's arctic fox that she got on-stream-off-stream several streams ago

>>10767594
I refuse.

>>10767635
Few streams ago, anon. ... In an offstream collab.

>>10767640

>>10767589
Yes and no

Kronii's bunker is fucking massive she is genuinely no-lifing this shit.
I imagine she isn't streaming because she plays for like 8 hours straight and knows she can't fill that much dead air in a Zatsu format.

>>10767589
bro all she has to do is start the stream and talk to her friends on discord while we voyeuristically listen to a bunch of girls having fun, she doesn't even have to use her model or acknowledge our existance

>>10767662
AHHHHhhhhh i cant

>>10767640
3 days ago, in a collab

>>10767640

>>10767686
SHE CAN JUST STAY SILENT FOR 6 OF THOSE HOURS IT'S FINE

So how much do we have to worry about JP flattening the area where Kronii lives and breaking into her bunker? Or do you think that's the actual reason she made the tree farms to keep them from flattening the area?

Get used to it, we are months before she does MC endurance streams

STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING
WAH WAH WAH WAH SHE DOESN'T STREAM SHE DOESN'T STREAM
STOP COMPLAINING IT HERE DO SOMETHING ON TWITTER OR FACEBOOK OR SOME OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM THAT'LL GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION
STOP REMINDING ME OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10767686
I could watch with the fucking sound off for all I care
I just want to watch her do stuff
Please

>>10767740
this, leave the mic umutted and make sounds for us kronii

Crazy how Kronii wanted to live alone, but is so close to the current action.

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

enter shork

>>10767759
I kind of doubt there is going to be much interaction between the servers after the first couple of weeks. If anybody hangs out on EN it'll be because they genuinely prefer the aesthetics there.

>>10767759
I think the tree farm is going to avoid it, but almost no one builds on snow areas

ENTER
shark

YES
THIS SHARK WILL GET THE CLOCK IN VC
THIS FUCKING SHARK WILL SAVE US.

>>10767766
No, I don't think so.

>>10767319
>Day of the jp/en portal event comes
>Mumei and Kronii hijacks all the streams at once
>They ramble about berries and occasionally recite the hooks of old pop songs
>The jp holomems dont understand a word but are stunned silent by the bants

Watch Kronii now magically want to VC

>>10767640
Ahh yes..of course

Gura... please...

>>10767795
She should've gone more east into the snow biome
Or west since apparently the entirety of the west is untouched

>>10767855
>>10767836
What are you implying?

>"wow those kronies are really getting cucked out of another stream huh guess I'll save their asses"

>>10767712
""""""collab""""""""

>>10767798
Pekora is already flattening the area around her home though.

>>10767795
would be awful tomeet each time if she really went far enough

>>10767795
in her defense, spawn was literally just a stone shack and the pantsu express station when she first started digging the bunker. Then everyone built stuff around her because THEY CARE

The real irony is how Bae became the actual hermit

>>10767897
Westward ho!

>>10767901
Gura is capable of wrangling her kouhais and getting them to act like proper streamers.

>>10767795
Kronii should move to the east and build New London there.

>>10767897
Oregon Trail stream when, Kronii?

>>10767974
>Bae became the actual hermit
will she ever win?

>Gura and Kronii are in a call together right now
>Never join Sana's VC

Anyone know the strings and piano song that Sana currently is playing?
I think someone asked before and Sana just said the company.

>>10767766
>>10767766
We're all gutless and spineless when it comes to actually complaining in any way that Kronii would pay attention to, Anon. You should know this.

>>10767795
I wonder where "Atlantis" and the slime farm are relative to the rest of this

Archiveanon, you need to fucking coordinate with gosling right now. This is getting genuinely annoying.

>>10767981
If your Oshi can do that, i will kneel to your her and buy a Member

>>10768017
Only if you are willing to save her

>>10768021
can we not feed this shitty rrat... my urge to saviorfag is growing stronger and I HATE it

>>10768042
No anon, get used to be anoyed

>>10768021
>>10767092

>>10767897
Doesn't matter anyway, this is just her interim bunker while she plans out her underwater base.

>>10767795
I watched Yoiko Minecraft and they found a giant mansion Which they proceeded to accidentally burn down in an attempt to take it over
Are all those things just totally random? Or is there a mansion somewhere on this map?

FUCKING HELL HOW DO I WRITE SHIT UNDER 270 WORDS I FUCKING HATE YOUTUBE SO MUCH

>>10768143
It's a very rare structure
There is almost nothing of value inside

>>10768143
the mansions are naturally spawning, yes

>>10768143
I don't remember the name of the biome, it's a type of forest that can spawn these mansions

>>10768143
Woodland Mansions are a random spawn, but they're the rarest structure in the game. I think JP server has encountered at least one? I wouldn't be able to tell you who or which stream, though.
Alternatively there are "Woodland Explorer" maps that'll help locate one but I wouldn't expect them to figure that out.

>>10768021
Im just glad Kroniis getting along so well with shark. Everyone thought they would have no chemistry.

>>10768143
randomly generated by the seed, yes.

The EN seed also contains a pre-made abandoned mine somewhere deep beneath the council cave, for example

>>10768143
Mansions are randomly generated like everything else. I don't think there's a mansion on that map but they'd certainly be able to find one if they explored enough.

>>10768143
>mansion
those are called woodland mansion sometimes it has good loot but most of the time they're trashhhh. they're mostly found thousands of blocks away though so to answer your question, no.

>>10768227
Miko, Flare, and Polka found one and burned it down.

>>10768238
I knew they'd get along the moment Kronii started spouting memes

>>10768238
Really?
Gura has good chemistry with everyone.
And Kronii is secretly a meme lord.

>>10768238
what about Kiara?

>>10768327
Intentionally or by accident. Or in the case of Miko, being a retard.

Don't expect too many more impromptu VC collabs after Kronii and Mumei's cockup in Gura's last steam, anons

>>10768391
Kronii will assist you in raping Kiara

>>10768364
>secretly

>>10768410
retard accident.

much like IRyS

>kronii will never offer help nor will she ever tell you to come

DOKO

>Gura didn't join VC
>Kronii didn't join VC
>Bae didn't join VC
Hopes - dashed.
Also do they all hate Sana?

>>10768143
Mansions generate VERY far from world spawn. Maps can be obtained from villagers.

Yoiko however played the version on Switch on a very small map, so more interesting world features generated relatively nearby.

>>10768434
[Citation needed]

>>10768446
She does not do it on solo streams very much.

>>10768493
I think they just don't want to crash it as it's her first MC in a while

>>10768468
Hey, don't bully my wife PonRys.

>>10768442
what I need more of kiara getting cucked

It's interesting how the architecture of JP and EN reflect the respective cultures. The JP holos found a way to create a scarcity of space and packed it tightly with buildings, while the EN holos chose build sites at huge, sprawling distances away from other landmarks.

Kronii... Please..... The Minecraft guerilla streams...

>>10768493
Kronii is supposed to be recording something.

I dunno what brrat and shark are up to

>>10768493
Do not lose hope yet. It normally takes a while until they join VC. give it another half hour or so.

>>10768541
Surely at least Gura is not dumb enough to think that.

>Kronii teaching Sana how please us

>>10768585
Rat left

>>10768493
Bae only joined to drop off stuff and is already out now
Probably making schedule for next week

>>10768534
Are we watching the same person?
Is her wicked sense of humor, dare I say it, too subtle for you?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kronii. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced memetics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kronii's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Kronies understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kronii truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kronii's existential catchphrase "Kronii Doko" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ouro Kronii's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>10768143
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>>10768227
>>10768255
>>10768264
>>10768278
>>10768506
Kiara found and took one over without destroying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn3woV7ZQgg

>>10768585
She's recording dialogue for a non-hololive project or something?

>>10768683
Pikeronii when?

>>10768573
>It's interesting how the architecture of JP and EN reflect the respective cultures.
>JP: Big tori gates
>EN: Big tori gates
Not seeing it

>>10768709
secret Nobeta boss

>Sana wants to change the beds to match Mumei and Kronii
THEY'RE

guys i'm scared...gab has been quiet for a while

>>10768683
Imagine if Kronii turned herself into a pickle. Wouldn't that be the funniest shit ever?

>>10768697
Oh yeah, I forgot about this

>>10768709
if it were a non-holo job she wouldn't be allowed to talk about it knowing sana is streaming so... presumably something holo-related

>>10768765
We have artists here, get on it.
I bet she'd unironically laugh and retweet it.

>>10768743
He must be eating snails or something. Idk what frenchies do in their free time lol

anons how can i get myself unshadowbanned from every holo talents? I only send chat on Kronii or Gura's but now I never appear on their chat and tested it on other talents and i dont appear as well. :'^)

>>10768836
I think... i can do it... SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>10768875
go to the irys general they talked about it.

>>10768875
kiara said she was looking for a way, but dont know if youtube respond her
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1444427621417291776

>>10768875
Write a letter of apology to Yagoo and prey he has a soul

See you at the SC reading tomorrow bros. I'm done.

>>10768721
I'M A PICKLE, MUMEI. I'M PICKLERONIII!

Gura and Kronii are doing shit...

SHARK
BREAKING INTO BUNKERONII
STEALING FOOD
MAKING SURE WE DON'T GET TO WATCH THIS INTERACTION

>>10769116
Sana is trying to find them
BELIEVE

>>10769116
i stop the torture and went to see the owl...

>>10769071
>not pickronii

kronii... please

GODDAMIT YOU STUPID CLOCK

>>10769116
Thought she was recording?

>Kronii now has an underling in the most successful Vtuber on the market and won't show us what she's doing.

CLOCK HAS TAMED THE SHARK

ADD HER TO THE HAREM

but not really I'm not into cunny

KRONII SANA IS LOST

Check the front page of Nhentai. Kronii made it!

>>10769236
I keep telling you guys, make short stack sluty valley Gura a thing

>>10769255
If she looked up instead of staring at the ground she wouldn't get lost

>>10769284
no thanks, I like having one holo that I have no desire to fuck

>>10769276
>not using sadpanda

>>10769276
Holy shit, she did!

>You wake up to something moving in your bedsheets
>It's Kronii, she's probably just finished with her collab for the day...night...morning...
>What time is it?
>Before you can glance at the bedside watch her head blocks your view
>She probably thinks you're still asleep, and tried not to wake you up
>This cute dork
>You hug her tight and kiss her on the forehead
>Kronii smells of...cinnamon?
>Letting go and quickly rolling over, you reach for the lamp and turn it on
>It's fucking IRyS
>"HIRys!"
>Her blue eye is flickering purple
>"WHAT THE FU-"
>She shuts you up by gripping your mouth
>"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
>IRyS pulls you back into the bed
>"Let's just enjoy this..."
>She turns off the lamp and locks you in a hug

>After stroking her hair and making sure she's asleep, you attempt another escape.
>Struggling doesn't work, IRyS is clinging to you tightly
>You try to call for Kronii again
>She doesn't hear you
>You send her a message on discord.
>No response
>Calling her puts you to voicemail-did she forget to charge her phone?
>With no other choice, you slide to "O" on your contact list...
>"Hello?"
>"Omega IRyS broke into my house and is holding me-"
>"You're on your own, I'm busy"
>You hear a weirdly familiar voice on the other side saying something about pancakes before the avatar of the gods hangs up on you
>Amazing

>It is 5 am and Kronii is still not home
>You accept your fate and start recording a new last will in your sleep deprived state
>"Kronii, if you hear this, I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough to get her off."
>IRyS is sniffing you in her sleep.
>"I meant that both ways."
>She starts to wake up
>"If I manage to survive tell the doctors to save my penis by whatever means they can, I don't want to live life penisless"
>Her eyes are both purple
>"I leave everything to you, alsoOmegaisafuckingbi-"
>Before you can press stop Irys pounces.
>You try to reach your phone to save what little dignity you have left
>The Nephilim pulls your pants down
>As much as you wanted to stop her, she's a dear friend and you can't bring yourself to hurt her
>Tears start forming in your eyes
>IRyS stops for a moment, both eyes turning blue for a split second
>And promptly brings her mouth down and works away
>You just lie there as she gives you the second best head in your life, her warm saliva melting you away: an aphrodisiac?
>Before you could think further your phone rings
>You manage to grab it, Irys still sucking on
>It's Kronii
>"Sorry for not answering your call last night me and the girls-"
>You hear some greetings from the other side
>"-Fell asleep early."
>Baelz speaks up
>"What's that noise?"
>"IRYS, HELP"
>"Hmm?"
>Blue-eyedRyS briefly surfaces with a look of confusion before she turns back, biting lightly on your member as she goes back down
>"ARGH"
>"Don't worry Anon we'll be right there!"
>A white door appears next to your bedside as the council emerges
>"Oh my..."
>"PLEASE HELP ME I JUST WANT TO SLEEP"
>Fauna moves first, grabbing IRyS's head
>She recieves a kick to the stomach
>"uuuuf..."
>Kronii quickly stops time on your penis, preventing it from being bitten on even further
>"PULL HER OFF"
>As Baelz looks after Fauna, Sana and Muimei successfully pulls IRyS off your penis
>Kronii reverses time on it, reversing the wounds
>You fall into the bed, dead tired
>IRyS sneezes.
>Directly onto Muimei.
>Light pink hearts appear on her eyes as she turns into her other persona
>Shoving her hand down IRyS's throat, she quickly shoves each of her fingers down the rest of council
>Thinking fast, you jump off your balcony...straight into a portal
>You land back on the bed as the girls approach
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>In your sleep deprived state you think
>Your phone...camera...social media...chris pratt is mario...
>THAT'S IT
>"WAIT WAIT WAIT"
>You stretch your hands out in an attempt to replicate his infamous scene from the 2015 American science fiction action film, Jurassic World
>It works...now's your chance!
>You call Omega
>"What now?"
>"Omega Alpha? More like Omega BITCH"
>The avatar of the gods arrives through another white door
>"WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE HUH?"
>As he takes off his coat to fight, you push her into the crowd
>"HE HAS A PENIS"
>You slam the door on them and lock it.

I was writing fluff but then I wanted to try writing smut
It turned into whatever the fuck this is.

>>10769346
Surely that's Ina?

>>10769350
https://exhentai.org/g/2025932/cd53c369ec/

Archiveanon here. Something came up but Second is handling the archive for now. Big ups to him. Reply to this post with queries and he should be able to see them once he catches up to this thread.
>>10766151
Breadbaker, my deepest apologies, but something came up and I won't be able to send that aka. Hopefully someone else can, or better yet YouTube gets its shit together.
No, I'm not broke, it's something else entirely.

You know what Minecraft is missing? You can make wheat into hay bales, but you can't make bread into bread blocks.

>>10769276
I want someone in the comments to tell Kronii to stream.

>>10769276
She truly is the Warden of Sex

>>10769376
was hot until they kicked Irys part, then went into comedy? boner was gone by the end

>>10769276
kek someone in the comments is already dreading that Mumei is in.

>>10769276
Already busted one to it, good to see people have some taste

>>10769376
what the fuck is going on

>>10769469
Hilariously out of character

>I'm too lazy to fix this, but people who are woke will see this and say "this is modern art"

BASED SANA

>>10769376
>that last bit
The spirit of Bromont lives on

>Exit Kronii
I can rest...

EXIT

She's gone...

>Squid Game
I kinda want to watch it but apparently you have to speak Korean to appreciate it.

>>10769496
Breadbaker, my deepest apologies, but something came up and I won't be able to send that aka. Hopefully someone else can, or better yet YouTube gets its shit together.
It's okay, if you're got private issues you need to deal with, those always come first. I hope whatever the problem is you'll able to get it sorted out.

>>10768942
>>10768954
Thank you kind anons. May you forever be blessed

>>10769703
Good. I would rather her not play Minecraft at all than eternally blueball us, never getting to see the full journey of anything she does. You are growing desperate.

>>10769376
Lovely.

>>10769496
I hope you'll do alright, Archiveanon. Godspeed. Glory to Kronii!

>>10769985
I agree wholeheartedly.

>>10769376
Holy fuck my sides

I've managed to compose something in txt document at exactly 270 words. This might be the most hateful I'll ever be with her. If the next schedule doesn't have MC I'm gonna drop it. I hope she doesn't ban me.

>>10770388
based, let no one stop you

>>10770388
Ban yourself, goslingbro
Leave and never come back
Hope you find happiness

>>10768875
>>10769894
From what I tested. It's a shadowban bug that only affects your ability to live chat. And the only Hololive members who currently aren't affected are Lamy, Nene, Botan, Polka, Shien and Oga. If you're hit with the bug you, you're shadowbanned from every other channel that's not listed and fucked unless Youtube fixes it. Every attempt to get around it, including a new account does not work.

Ritsu, Aruran and Astel have made public comments on the issue.
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1443597055318839301
https://twitter.com/arurandeisu/status/1443933063847677956
https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1444337152586706947

>>10770388
Gosling, I'm not gonna say kronii doesnt deserve criticism but I'm gonna tell you to not be too hard on her. We all meme about this whole minecraft thing but at the end of the day its not like she isnt streaming just as much if not more than any other chuuba. Her alone time is hers, its not our position to say what she does with it, I just think itd be fucked if we drive her away from a genuine new hobby of hers just because we demand every second of it be documented.

>10769376
>Kronii smells of...cinnamon?
>Letting go and quickly rolling over, you reach for the lamp and turn it on
>It's fucking IRyS
>"HIRys!"

Kek. Oh my god I can hear her.

>>10770472
All the gen 5 girls? Weird.

>>10770388
I reciprocate this sentiment. I will go fucking nuclear if there is no Minecraft on the schedule. I will have retribution.

>>10770472
clearly it's nene's sinister plan to collect more husbands

>>10770388
Relax, this might just be her way of unwinding. I'm also seething though.

>>10770388
REMEMBER

>>10770472
i actually tried using other accounts and went outside to connect to a nearby coffee shop. im shadowbanned on most of HoloEN since 2 days ago actually. haven't tried on Calli's stream to check

>>10770646
>1 or 2 Minecraft streams while you're playing it anyways
>Remainder of those days and all 5 or 6 other days of the week to play offstream and "unwind"
It's all I ask, Anon. But we cannot get even that. I've let her in, I have. But she has not let me in.

>>10769376
holy kek nicely done write fag

>>10770745
I wonder if the ban is based on your computer.
Did anyone try and use a different account, IP and computer yet?

>>10770388
>kroniiCryHarder.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/1gntz7.mp3
godspeed goslingbro

>>10770800
you do know there are other things in life than just watching her play Minecraft, right?

>>10770952
Does Kronii know there are other things in life than just playing Minecraft? Don't get snippy with me, you cunt.

>>10770952
Tell that to the Kronies who stake out every EN Minecraft stream to get a glimpse of her.

>>10770388
do a flip

>>10770999
Kronii is not running into issues playing minecraft though.

>>10770999
damn nta and i felt that gosling raising the backhand

>>10770808
you don't know how the internet works, right anon?

>>10771117
No I don't, but do you have a better explanation for why it's happening?

>>10770808
> i have 1 sub account on my main, and 2 other accounts for "things". all 4 accnts bonked.
> tried to went outside with laptop. and connected to some coffee shop. tried using the 4 accounts. still bonked.

the computer part I cant tell
> also tried 1 and 2 using two of my phones. still bonked

this is some next level bonking

>>10771117
MAC addresses are a thing.
I don't know if you send that data out to youtube but you maybe.

>>10770388
For the love of God please don't. Not with how she is. I don't want to see Kronii sad thinking she isn't doing a good job.

>>10771159
yeah it's a YT problem on their end, there is nothing you can do about it

Minna please calm down. Stop fighting.

>>10770999
Fuck you, you impulsive narrow-minded twat. You don't dictate what Kronii should be streaming FOR you. I've said it before. It will take some words of encouragement from some of her genmates and senpais to give her motivation to stream minecraft frequently on her own channel. No amount of money below $100k will convince her otherwise. No amount of manchild whining will coerce her into streaming it either.

>>10770388
this is how you fully destroy a person's life when they are already fighting depression

>>10771278
Yes Kronii

>>10771292
no cost too great

>>10771283
>below 100k
anon im pretty sure she's already blazed past that

>>10771347
thought it was a little less? regardless, the money's coming in so we can't expect much to change

>>10771336
imagine one day she stops appearing on the internet and cover tweets about what happened to Kronii and shows the goslings text file.

>>10771442
SHUT UP

>>10771278
It's not fighting. It's tardwrangling the mong(s) here from going so nuclear that they'd break containment to spread their anger directly at her.

>>10771457
you don't know what containment breaking means

ENTER...reaper? what?

ENTER
UUUUUU

>mori
oh no my ears are gonna get bombarded by her weird ass lingo again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10771519
she has been pretty active in the serverby her standars, she sounds genuinely excited for the portal kek

>Sana
>napping at 11pm

schedule up but no minecraft in sight.....

>>10771347
>>10771416
her superchats for the month was like $85k but she only gets a third of that and we don't know what her ad revenue is like

ooooh deer was getting dental surgery and not the shot

what time zone does she live in, anyway?

guys kronii is following her schedule pretty good..
there is really no need to be mad at her...

>>10771680
I'll be mad at whoever I want.

kek

>>10771680
spread your ass cheeks to appease my anger anon

>>10771725
Will there be aftercare?

>>10771717
>pako soothed by the customer service voice with indiscriminate Indian screaming in the background

>>10771774
of course :^)

>>10771613
>schedule up
For who?

>>10771498
Doesn't it mean typically that whatever shit is being posted here gets taken out of here with or without intention? Not only words, but the sentiments as well. Fair enough that there are other places that probably has the same amount of autistic seething as this general does. Why shouldn't we just tell them to chill out and touch grass if we're already here and witnessing unnecessary madness in progress? If they want to be mad regardless, then by all means go right ahead. But keep that in here, not take it out there in front of her virtual doorstep.

>>10771787
pakos art is so good man

I thought the madness was just shitposting.

You guy need to touch grass

>>10772029
there just a couple of super schizos

I don't watch fauna, is she painkiller high or is this just how she is normally?

>>10771680
Well she said there was gonna be a Council collab today but I don't see it happening.

>>10772045
painkillers she had dental surgery

>>10772045
>fauna's on the telly
shit i might have to switch streams

>>10772045
that's what she sounds like always

>>10772070
it was cancelled because fauna got dental surgery, she mentioned it when she joined

>>10772045
She sounds about the same as normal

oh fauna... if you actually start playing games Kronii might actually get competition for my heart

>>10772045
I wonder how long Fauna can give her longest "uuu" with the painkillers on.

did i hear mumei

>>10772244
I WANT TO FUCK THIS DEER

>>10772291
mumei is still in rimworld stream, check tabs or take your meds

I like all of council

>>10772356
Based. I was very iffy on everyone but Kronii on debut but they've all really grown on me. Myth I can really only consistently watch Gura, Ame sometimes but eh

>>10772291
I wonder if Kronii's just waiting for Mumei to be done with her Rimworld stream and log in the server before coming back.

>>10772442
cute if true

If you're a unicorn, do not fall for the deer

Okay, I revised the aka. There aren't any curses any more and it looks more reasonable.

>>10772355
yeahh my bad one of fauna's "hello" really sounded like mumei

>>10772597
>he was going to pay money to get banned

>>10772588
more like if you don't want to feed money into another man's hobby fund

Is "Hi Kronii, loving the streams. I just wish you'd play more minecraft" So goddamn difficult for some of you?

they want to capture the shork and put her in an aquarium WTF??

>>10772735
>"Mmm, I'll think about it!"
>proceeds to never think about it again

It's okay. Mumei is done streaming and she'll join MC which means Kronii will re-join within 5 minutes.

>>10772588
>>10772733
Ok stop guys, don't repeat of what happened to the thread with Mumei during when Ame was the cameraman.

>>10772442
If that ever happens then Kromei antis will explode
As for me, i fucking love their interactions (to be able to bantz like that means they are pretty close)

Let's compose a reasonable aka for more MC. I'll start:
DEAR

>>10772822
UUUU

>>10772735
>then proceeds to play minecraft on her own time and never streams it

The trick is to help convince her that yes, we do want to see what sort of stuff she likes to build in her spare time because she's in the headspace of "nah, you guys will get bored of me just building things."

>>10772588
Eddie is my side bitch so I don't care

>>10772735
I have been patiently watching all her SC Reading, and its always been being brought up. Kronies are assuring her that we want to watch her play mc even if she'll just dig, collect mats or organize chest.
And she always gets surprises and says she'll think about it.

>>10772735
Some people have already done that, id say the best way is to guilt trip her or convince it through the other ENs. Maybe actually we should try to complain to Omega that she's neglecting to stream her Minecraft.

>>10772837
She has addressed this three separate times, each time surprised that chat says YES to the question if they want to watch her stream

>>10772906
Lol, what are we? Grade School students complaining to the teacher that our group leader kronii isn't being responsible?

Perhaps it's best if she just quit streaming Minecraft altogether, and also not even join VC when others are playing... Then eventually, this will blow over and we'll forget she was ever addicted to Minecraft.

I will gaslight Kronii into streaming more minecraft. I didn't want to use this on her but it seems it's the only way...

Really she needs to do another advice / criticism thread on twitter.

She will stream more mc
But she will never love Kronies

or maybe she can just graduate

>>10773063
True. She only loves her husband (me)

>>10773096
>Regular stream schedule with longer than average streams
Stream more or graduate bitch!

Guys I think we have attachment issues.

>>10773059
what does she need advice or criticism on? kronies are drowning her in SCs that she honestly seems to hate reading. she has thousands of members as well. don't want to numberfag, but from a numberfag point of view she's doing well

>>10773185
>don't want to numberfag
>but for a numberfag point of view
nigga choose one

>>10772962
>>10772906
>>10772895
>>10772837
>>10772766
>Kronii believing she knows best
>Kronii knows what's best for you
>Never listens to you
>You have to go along with everything she does/says
>You have no say in the matter
u-uoh

>>10773148
>we
I'm fine with Kronii as she is.

>>10773218
t-this was not the femdom experience I wanted.... it more feels like my mistress just ignores me everyday...

>>10773148
>we
Don't associate me with the likes of them.

>>10773185
Skim this thread or her chat when she talks about minecraft and you'll see there's one thing many people can criticize. She's not fucking streaming her perspective. SCs have said it, chat at large has said it, even Gura has said it. Just fucking talk to chat while playing Minecraft. She keeps getting surprised when literally everyone and their dead dog say they want her to stre Minecraft, keeps saying she'll think about it.

>>10768836
thought this was a picture of Kronii forcing cunnilingus for a second

>>10773096
Then its Omega and Cover's fault! Right guys???
Damn I'm also seething on Kronii's Offstream adventures but i won't wish to kick a person from her job just because of it

>>10773218
It's your stream Kronii, you do you...

>>10772975
Well praising doesn't seem to have much effect on Kronii at all, there's not a whole lot of other avenues to go on unless you really want to go on the way of being an anti and shitting on her directly for playing Minecraft off-stream cause she doesn't want to look bad/show her mistakes.