/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>meidos killed the godawful old thread
arigato

>>1057224
I was afraid I had to make a thread.

>>1057237
and it was one of you that made it so bad.

I love this adorable chicken like you wouldn't believe!

>>1057237
It's best to kill slow threads after they hit autosage. They should do it to all slow threads.

CHICKEN LOVE

Its nice to see a dedicated zatusdan stream outside of members streams, shes probably getting more confidence in her ability to always have topics on hand.

stream starts in 90 min who else is hyped?????

KFP bros??? is it time?

nakadashi kiara

today's stream is shadowbanned isn't it? it's not showing up in my subs

i wish to love and protect the phoenix

I only just realized we might finally be getting streams at reasonable euro hours.

>>1057688
Not just today's stream, but her channel in general and all previous videos past her redebut apparently. They've already submitted an enquiry to YT. Nothing else to be done.

>>1057750
yes
google takanashi kiara
you wont be able to find her youtube trhough google anymore.

>that thumbnail
I hope she dramatically admits that she is not Australian

>>1057688
We hit the 48 hour mark of the channel shadowban a bit back

>>1057503
This image gives me Miami Nights 1984 vibes.

>>1057747
Considering she collabs a lot between JP/EN I'd think she'll have at best a mix of times stretching to either side, probably really-late hours EU would be my guess unless the EN agrees to go earlier than usual, which would make it more of just a late night/evening EU stream. Ina is the obvious candidate here for Kiara hours, but sometimes Gura goes pretty early too.

>>1057886
Her goal is 1pm-3am stream hours, so is pretty flexible if you ask me

>>1058597
these are the exact same clothes her roommate had when she arrived. even the hat, just different color

who the fuck is that artist?

>>1058683
This guy

https://twitter.com/ChMyxo

Dont shit the thread already

I've never had KFC

>>1058862
Its alright

>>1058862
Depending on location, the chicken is fine and the sides are hit-or-miss. Can't resist getting the mac and cheese though.

>>1058862
Its good but the skin is the real only good part
Its just fast food after all

>>1058862
You're not really missing out.
I haven't been in over a decade, but their spicy barbecue buffalo wings and the Twister wrap were pretty darn good.

>>1058683
Me.

>>1058862
:Popeyes is better desu

>Entire channel shadow banned
>New timezone moving forward probably
Kiara cares about the numbers, this is going to be painful peko

>>1059634
>>New timezone moving forward probably
that's great, means I can finally watch her at decent times

>>1059634
she cares about her fanbase, not so much about numbers. numbers dont give you anything. superchats do, and a loyal fanbase who loves you.

>>1059634
I wonder if she'll get more european viewers thanks to the new timezone

>>1059707
No she still cares a lot about the numbers still, but now that she has a relatively steady and supportive audience she's not as bothered by them as before.

Oh god oh fuck I forgot she was streaming

>didn't test anything before streaming
Why is everyone in HoloEN so allergic to proper testing?

>>1059707
i'd actually say she seems to be one of the girls that cares about the numbers the most.
which isn't bad i guess considering this is her job, but i do think she needs to learn to let go and just do what she wants.

>>1059871
you sure? i know she cares about views on her music videos, cause its important for future jobs
>here look my songs have XX million views
but when it comes to youtube subs? i dont know man. she has more SC than Gura who has more than twice her sub count.

Kiara probasbly has the most loyal fanbase in HoloEN. and this is more important than sub count. atleast in my opinion.

>>1059927
so did youtube

Kiara ought to use membership streams more to iron out issues before scheduled streams. Never seems to be a stream without some suprise technical issue.

>>1059961
just saw a rrat in youtube chat who claimed she cant login because she has different IP or something. no idea if true.

Nothing ever works right.

god's a fucking kiara anti
damnit

>>1059973
My personal rrat is that her past experience gave her PTSD so she's always worried about losing fans.

She's probably the one who will be least affected by EN gen 2 in terms of losing viewers.

>almost 15 min late
Tako will probably overtake her today if this keeps up. Why can't she ever get things right?

She’s still streaming at the same time as when she was in Japan...

>>1060120
i really don't mind if the takodachis beat us to 900, they're a cool bunch

How much you wanna bet she is gonna cry on stream today, again.?

STARTING

LETS
FUCKING
IKUZO DESUWAAAAAA

>>1059973
i don't disagree with you that she's in a good place but she seems to really care about sub numbers, or at least she did at first.
hopefully she learns to let that shit go when she gets comfortable.

>>1059973
She also numberfagged about clips of her singing. Like other holos, she's probably watching her fans and outreach a lot more than you'd expect.
Don't get me wrong, I also agree that the numbers aren't that important (except for number of live viewers) and she even has some in her favor. I'm just saying that she does care about them, even if she maybe shouldn't.

>>1057224
It's time
https://youtu.be/WIle1RcXPwI

ah, robot kiara

>>1060120
it's hard to set up a brand new battlestation and she's probably not in a good place to stream right now.
anyway it's starting, see you in the stream chat you gaylord.

the PC-kun redemption arc...

Man she really needs study up on the technical aspects of streaming so she can mitigate alot of shit TD-kun throws at her.

>>1060386
Every Holo should be required to read up on at least basics of streaming and PC terminology.

>6k in lobby
>3k when stream starts
>viewers keep going up and down sporadically
So this is bug fix /hlgg/ told me about... Sugoi...

>>1060285
Why? Why did she do it though?

How come she sounds so different...

>>1059781
She used to stream at EU times then switched to NA-friendly times
I don't know why people think Kiara has a specific timezone when she's changed it constantly due to her irregular sleep schedule.
She's done almost every timezone, I don't it really changes anything.

>>1060486
Google has been using the excuse that they haven't been fixing shit cause of Covid.

>>1060285
Now that's what I call a...ground pound.

Any anons here know enough about YouTube to say if her making four polls was what got her shadowbanned?

>>1060626
Didn't set up mic the same. Didn't put soundproofing foam around her yet.

>>1060486
blease andastd
small indie company

>>1060626
She can't hear herself through her headphones. Same thing happened during the homiemoon.
Also probably slightly different GoXLR settings.

Is there a possibility she was raided by /jp/ and antis to flag her? What could be such reason for shadowban? She didn't do anything that could cause it.

Working holiday visa confirmed.

>>1057652
it is. But I can't commit so much time.

>>1060733
It's just youtube being retarded like usual. Like Suisei being demonetized for a month or Choco and Mel being perma shadow banned.

>SEA made it difficult

>
>
>

>>1060601
Low on money apparently.

>1060852
probably. daily reminder these "people" are only considered human because white men developed their countries. maybe they are salty they are not considered part of the animal kingdom anymore.

>>1060733
I doubt it. My rrat is that yt might be suffering from 'Orange woman bad' syndrome.
Marine got shadowbanned alot because of the red in the thumbnails. Maybe this is something similar?

>>1060733
Yeah, the JOP faggots must've reported her.

>>1060285
>Some jap does a retarded joke
>Indogs think it's a huge deal

aw bless that airport worker's heart

>>1060901
Just curious? Is this from one of those dumb TVshows?

Jenma, such an angel...

I really gotta wonder how much she spend on the packages she send home. My three were 16k yen back then, so probably a few hundred euros.

>>1060486
Zatsudanese streams are boring af. Who could've thought? Another reason to love Ina over this tard chicken. At least she doesn't bait supas.

>>1061154
She said on her members stream it was $100 a box so $~1000.

>>1061123
stop replying and just report the dox dude

>>1061154
She said it in a stream before. 8 packages for abt 1000 euro's in total. That simping money must have come in handy.

>>1061123
No, it was some amateur backyard match for 30K Yens.

>>1061202
Yeah, makes sense. I didn't care for mine, so I sent them for a 2-3 month trip. Looking forward to her remembering customs. Not that customs can verify anything.

>>1061060
>KFPs think their oshi getting sexually assaulted is a "joke"

>Doxx discussion
Meidos onegai...

>>1061342

>>1061410
time to wait for another hour, i guess

>>1061342
>>1060285
https://youtu.be/28uVFFC8qaM

>>1061342
German humour, please andastando.

>>1061254
Is that a lot for her?
>>1061410
Sorry anon. I won't in the future.

>Princess and the frog
>Princess
ya be

>>1061505
Can't one report the jannies to the higher ups or something? Obviously that retard is incompetent. Where exactly do you have to complain in order to get people removed that literally endanger real life people by doxing them?

>>1061621
Come on!

>>1061621
>frog
am frog

>no more casper
>reunited with her cats
I'm happy for her.

>>1061621
In one stream she said that she likes to be called "princess" or "sweetheart". I think the context was someone called her something more like "your boy".

Why is Japan so shit you need to land in transit country?

>>1061648
Holy shit, what a faggot.

>>1061710
I feel bad for casper, he could starve to death now that he doesn't have Kiara to mooch off

>>1061710
yeah fuck casper
CASPER HATE

I swear she will Dox herself one time on stream.

>>1061832
She already did that by "forgetting" to switch account while replying in chat.

>>1061783
It seems Casper has been living there before Kiara so hes probabbly ok, and also a rat lives less than 2 years

What sea is she talking about?

>>1061939
the Coof.

I hope one of you NEETs applied to be a janny so you could clean shit up on this board.

>>1061887
Casper isn't a single entity, he's a collective hivemind of rats

>>1061939
they wont allow SEA into australia

>My PC is not cumming
Is PC a codeword for boyfriend?

>>1062010
>>1061953
God damn it. It's "C"

>>1061998
I don't work for free.
Give me money and I will dedicate my autism and respond to reports asap.

>>1061939
coof

>>1062047
Yes, it means Poultry Cock

>>1062062
its an obvious joke after the correct answer was already written. chill man

>>1060285
>30K ¥

>>1062199
Delete the reply ffs

Imagine being Kiara's roommate, do you think she's clean or is she a complete slob

Thank you covid for bringing Kiara to Hololive.

>>1062420
Anon, shes a women, of course shes a complete slob but has clean attacks every once in a while

>>1062420
Clean. But I don't know how will she stream with that bitch on the background. She may sabotage.

Aww, she loves the hell out of those cats.

you guys are doing it wrong. in order to get dox removed you need to say a certain name. here, i will show you how it works:

>>1060285
>>1060285
>>1060285

ARTEMIS IS A TRANNY NIGGER
HE WILL NEVER BE A WOMEN
HE WILL KILL HIMSELF WITHIN ONE YEAR
TRANNIES ARE MENTALLY ILL RETARDS JUST LIKE JANNIES

this is how you get their attention. let's see how long it takes in order for them to remove the dox.

This is honestly depressive... Her motherly instincts are peaking, yet she is not into men. Poor phoenix.

>1062567
Meds

>>1062420
Depends, women aren't one person.

Also someone please fucking save Kiara from being a crazy cat lady

>>1062603
Dont worry, Calli's massive futa cock will impregnate her

>>1062655
>will
what do you think the homiemoon was for?

Do we know how old Kiara is? She's worried about getting older and missing opportunities, so mid to late 20's?

she gonna cry again is it?

>>1062740
HAG KIARA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>she is shitting on her country again
>first day home instantly self hates
oh nonono im sure pol fags will not be mad

>>1062777
she said her country has upsides and so does japan
what the fuck are you on about

were the cats born in Southeast Asia?

Fucking cats, how brainfucked do you have to be to defend this fleasacks?

That's just how cats are lmao

cats don't do emotional reunions.

Cats are like "traitor"

>>1062831
>t.dogfucker
We already talked about this last thread. Cat breeds vary in intelligence, and persian cats are pretty dumb, apparently.

>>1062818
she said
>australia isnt as grea-
and then instantly stopped, because she knew this will fuck up lots of things.
not only that, by constantly shitting on her country by saying it wrong on purpose, she also insults actual australians.

basically she manages to piss off patriots from both countries because of this stupud "joke"

>>1062831
Reddit is that way, doggerino fucker.

ah, it's the carpet lady. she gives food sometimes

>>1062831
>he doesn't like pussy

>>1062897
your mom is pretty dumb, you still love her.

>>1062931

>>1062931
Nigga not everyone is as brainfucked as in burgerland.
The only times we get mad at anyone shitting on our country is if someone else does it, like a burger or a kraut.
Keep your fake outrage to yourself. We know we're on the top of the world.
t. Schnitzel

>Imagine sleeping with your mom

>>1063000
>your mom is pretty dumb
Well, she is only a woman. I tolerate her.

AAAAAAA I WANT TO BE A CAT SO BAD

>Cats
>Cats Cats Cats
>Cats Cats
>Cats Cats Cats Cats
>Cats

>>1063045
>and then suddenly you're not allowed to sleep with anyone anymore
IMAGINE
OUTRAGEOUS

>>1063089
People like to talk about their pets

>>1063089
>talking about cats in front of KFP

>>1062777
She's only been home and to Japan, both safe countries. She may just not understand how good of a setup she has.

>>1063089
mmmm pussy

>>1063089
I love pussies

Her talking about her roommate fucks with my brain...
Fuck you doxxfags.

She’s so happy bros. I’m happy for her!

I am suddenly very pleased that the panicking over hearing casper in the walls has been replaced by her doting on her sleeping cats.

Aaaaaaagggghhh this is gonna be PatStaresAt all over again, half of the streams being taken up by fuckin CATS

Bros, Kiara being so cute and motherly is doing things to me...

>>1060285
>>1062567
sasuga jannies

>>1062740
if going by schizos roomate spam
she is around 22+

>>1063089
Post some cats.

>>1063136
she has been in brazil a few times

>>1060285
I hate that sumo faggot.

>>1063136
She did talk about how she travelled a lot. I don't remember which countries she visited, though.

>>1063392
She's been to Brazil unironically.

>>1063263
this is just sad

>>1063333

>>1063366
>>1063373
Oh. She really is Ms Worldwide then.
Still Austria is so pretty. (From the pictures I've seen.) I'm a bit jealous. If I wasn't tied down to my 9 to 5 I'd love to see some tourist traps.

>>1063263
Fucking garbage

>artemis post got removed
>dox still up
final confirmation that jannie is a literal anti kiara tranny faggot.

>>1063333

>>1063503
I really wish the next arc is Kiara learning to appreciate her home country again. It's nice that she loves Japan and all, but I don't want her to yearn for Japan the entire time she's at home.

>>1063197
Yea, it's really nice to hear her so relaxed and cheerful.

>>1063534
What is self-delete to false flag?

>>1063565
>It's nice that she loves Japan and all, but I don't want her to yearn for Japan the entire time she's at home.
>asking a weeb not to yearn for Japan

hey jannie, clean it up

>>1063604
can't delete post after 10 min newfag. try it yourself. try to delete some of your old posts here

>first thing that comes to mind is boyfriend, not girlfriend

>It feels like I broke up with a boyfriend
>boyfriend

UHHHHH TAKAMORIFAGS?

>>1063654
How can I know if it was deleted after 10 minutes?

>boyfriend
ALL THE DELUSIONAL PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY BELIEVE KIARA IS GAY JUST GOT BTFO

>>1063701
always said she wasn't a degenerate lez IRL
it's just show

>>1063722

>I like living in both countries
there you go, now shut up about this self-hate rrat.

>>1063760
Only literal cretins believed that. She's at least bi.

>>1063333

I am concerned. She is too focused on her cats

Cat asmr hour

For crying out loud Kiara, you love your cats, we get it.

cat ASMR is go

>>1063797
all women are bi, this is an established fact

>>1063820
Ye, I fucking hate streamer cats.
Always hogging the attention.
No one cares about your pets.

>>1063767
I mean I didn't see the post so I don't know if it was a self-delete or deleted by janny after 10 minutes and it's hard to trust anyone without proof.

>>1063267
>>1062740
>>1062768

According to the obscure Japanese picture blog where she posted under her alt personality, her birthday is July 20th 1995

>>1063766
Or you know. Bi. Also she might have been teasing Mori.

It's the first week after not having seen her cats in a year. Let her have this.

Well I like cats and I enjoy Kiara talking about her cats

>>1063830
She hasn't seen her pets in a year, what do you expect the first stream back. Dumbass

>>1063830
Is she gonna have her cats on syream being annoying little shits while shes playing games like Ame and Bubba?

>>1063488

dogfags seething right now

DOX THE CATS

DAMN IT KIARA! before she said Whiskas I actually believed her.

>>1062897
>>1062934
Why do you hate dogs?

>>1063901
At least they seem to be quiet (for now) as opposed to that loud bitch

So out of all the schizo rratwranglers Kiara is the biggest one herself?

>>1063981
This should have been obvious from the start

do you guys think doxing her cats is banable? lel

Kiara basically just indirectly told chat to go find her roommate Instagram to see her csts.

>>1063852
>Tell one streamer to consider toning down talks about his dog
>He bans me the next day

Someone stop this phoenix!!

>>1063940
Right? She doesn't know shit.
>>1063968
I don't hate dogs, just prefer cats. I love pets that mind their own business.

>>1063997
Botan doxxed her cat herself.

>>1063981
She's been killing rrats so much she's started making them up for fun.

Oh to be pampered by Kiara

Damn, I thought Kiara was exaggerating how much she misses her cats. This is true love right here.

>>1064036
She's such a loving girl.

>>1060733
They are retarded but I'm sure they will never go down the chink path.

>stream in 8 hours again
EU hours my ass, fuck you boss

>>1064105
thought the same thing....

>>1064000
her cats actually have an instagram. not too many followers tho

>>1064105
Sounds good for NA hours

>>1064105
>>1064134
>actually believing in EU hours
it's your own fault really

>>1064105
Great for people like me who live in the land of freedom.

>>1064105
Sounds like an all-nighter stream, Jesus.

>>1064105
>midnight
eh.

>>1064171
A man can dream, anon...

>>1064105
You yurops got 24 hours in a day like everyone else. Take up your double shift with pride.

>>1064181
I feel sorry for her room mate who probably has a job.

euroKFP...

>>1064263
Shouln't she have enough money by now to buy her own house or something?

>>1064105
Wait a week and it'll be like that. She has to get used to the local time.

>>1063968
I pretty strongly dislike dogs myself, but Ame interacting with Bubba is cute, y'all should lighten up

>>1064263
She's on nightshift mostly according to Kiara.

>>1064320
She plans on doing that in a few month iirc.

>>1063852
I care about her pets anon. I ho

>>1064136
whats the insta name?

>>1064320
Don't have time to do the archive diving now but iirc she mentioned a while back that she plans on that eventually but she doesn't want to ditch her roommate immediately after getting back and she had to actually get back from Japan to make searching easier.

>>1063830
>>1063852
I hope her cats show up once a stream

>>1064320
She mentioned possibly moving out solo, especially if the internet in the current situation is too bad

WE WON PUTTANNA
KFP WINE IS A GO

>>1064320
Probably, but if the legislation is even remotely like the one in this part of EU it can take around 4-5 months even if she buys a house today.
Legal bullshit that is involved with home-ownership can take up alot of time (speaking from experience).

>>1060285
Did she ever tell the reason she chose to do this?

>>1064368
>I ho
what did he mean by this
what does anon know

>>1064568
It means I'm a retard that fat fingered the post button.

T. Phoneposter who just woke up. Also, I'm a ho

>>1064395
Not insta but here are her cats, video

https://twitter.com/keekihimedesu/status/1365676519994118148

>>1064673
Adorable, and so cute that her cats let her roommate pick them up, that means they're friendly cats

>>1064673
ugly cat, ngl.

I just checked the sc for this stream... Jesas. Thats alot

>>1064738
Ding dong ur opinion is wrong
to each their own

JenmaXKiara porn guys cmon

It would be hilarious if that Hungarian SC got introduced to Kiara by being in that raid directed by some Hungarian Youtuber

>>1064814
The era of Takamori and Jenma is over, it's TakaRoomie time now.

>roommate is a ghost
sadako?

>1064673
please never be surprised again that meidos dont delete roommate posts in here

>YOU WILL NEVER BE THOSE CATS

cute kissing sounds........
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can't believe Kiara is sucking off her cat

Someone make this woman a real mother already HOLY SHIT

>>1064985
On it.

>>1064928
That's why i'm posting them. Jannie gives zero fucks about dox. He's incompetent.

You should all report my post btw. And if it's not removed within 5 mins it will just proof my point.
I even reported my own post.

>>1064985
I can't if she keeps taking... those things

>>1065019
At least put spoiler on them...

>>1064989
No one cares, fuck off.

>>1064985
Yes Abe-sama I will!

is the roomate kiara talking about kiaras roomate or her real roomate?

>>1065126
Her real roommate who lives with her.

>1065019
>contributing to the problem to prove there's a problem

>>1065126
You need to get out of the 4chan bubble.

>>1065126
You need to learn how to read the room, mate

>>1065126
Its 69d chess to confuse new rrats

>>1065186
INAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1065126
Her actual roommate, that term's not breached containment.

>>1065186
I actually huff abit

>>1065186
Lol

>>1065126
Roommate- voice actor
Rrat- naRRative
Ogey- okay

>>1065186
kek

>Chimken still can't contain her scan fetish

>>1065323
Based spoonfeeder.

>>1065323
Based spoonfeeder.

>>1065323
>naRRative
go back

>>1065323
Thank you for the help, brother.

Is this thread always so slow? I stopped using this site for vtubers at least a month before this board's creation

>>1065422
SBBQ LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1064673
Cute 5head.

>>1065470
Sometimes a little bit faster but it's a lot slower than the main /hlgg/ thread yeah.

>>1065470
The global thread is where most people are at. The threads that are just about 1 person are usually really slow.

>>1065422
KIARA I JUST PROLAPSED MY COLON LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1065470
This thread? Yeah. /hlgg/ is about as fast as it was two months ago, even if it discusses multiple streams + girls simultaneously.

>>1065186
disgusting.

>>1065493
No, ur cute anon.

>>1065470
This thread is actually surprisingly fast for a dedicated Hololive member thread when you consider that /hlgg/ exists.

>>1065532
Post a pic of it on /b. They tend to like that stuff.

>>1065702
I think /hlgg/ has distorted people's sense of when a thread is fast.

>>1065470
This is pretty fast for a single chuuba discussion.

So after 40 min my dox got deleted. Meanwhile this one is still up>>1060285

Strange world.

Maybe its the jannie himself

>>1065470
Honestly I find that if I post something I usually can get a conversation started but 80% I'm posting at work so not only do i post sporadically it's easy for me to feel like the thread is fast because I'll refresh and see new replies. I like to leave it open in a tab and check on it.

>>1060285
>>1062199

>>1064105
I never understood how "primetime" is determined. Most of the time as someone living in EU the japanese primetime is what I would consider my primetime. Starting from around 3pm till 10 pm. That's like my whole time awake after work till going to bed.
What's supposed to be prime when you start at 8pm or 9pm and stream till 5am? Is everyone in Japan just having fucked up sleep schedules? Or is nobody working in the morning?

Kiara just gave cunnilingus to her cat

Holly fuck. Kiara just face fucked her cats

>>1065972
Primetime just means 5 to 10PM, meaning when people are home and ready to consume media.

perfect

>>1065992
Trying to please the EU crowd

>>1065972
prime time is 19:00 to midnight. when all the wage slaves are back from work and before they have to sleep again.

>>1066052
Love the cardboard Kiara she put up.

>>1065972
I´d say primetime is when the part of the world you wanna catch just came home from work, has finished eating and now is ready to waste time.
So usually 18:00 - 23:00 or so.

>I do want more cats
Jesus christ

>>1066064
>Only 5 hours of free time
Holy shit, imagine being a wagie.

>>1066158
Crazy cat lady Kiara confirmed.

>>1066143
I went afk for a bit, why is she cardboard?

>>1066158
honestly, just like with most women, give them a good dicking and she will forget about her cats.
she needs a BF to fix her life.

>>1066194
I don't have to imagine

>>1066194
Are you a NEET?

>>1066064
This. When i get off work I have 4 hours to do whatever unless its a day off and i get home just a lil before 10pm est. I'm a full timer so i know I'm not alone in that.

>>1066202
I think Holos use their phone for face tracking and Kiara's phone died because she didn't have enough chargers to go around.

>>1066202
laptop battery died I think.

>>1066230
not him, but I wish I wasn't.

>>1066202
Her phone battery died and the charger plug doesn't fit into the socket, doesn't have an adapter.

>>1066194
Welcome to adult life.

OH NONONONONONONO

Ina is behind subs again
t-tako bros.....?

>>1066325
Me neither, but I have a plan, I'm gonna save enough money so that I can live atleast 10 years without working and then kill myself once it runs out. The plan is going well so far.

>>1066209
Unironically this
But she's a high maintenance gf

>>1066209
I wish I was living in Austria.

>>1066363
Don't numberfag

>>1066251
Yeah, I know the feeling. I even have the added benefit of have to be available on my phone 24/7 every other week. Gotta love those 3am phonecalls where the captain says the engineroom is flooding and they don't know what to do... (it turned out to a rupture in the freshwater tank in the end)

>>1066363
Don't start shit.

>>1066367
Same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4goJID2X9U

>>1066363
>Kiara gets shadowbanned
>she is still ahead
Ina...
They are both great and have pretty much the same growth.

>>1066393
Damn, I always wished I'd be a sailor or an engineer on a vessel.

Anyone else think Kiara's voice sounds cuter than usual today? I think it's because she's trying to be a bit more considerate now that she's got a roommate so she's talking just a bit quieter.

I've missed this so much. Listening to her going on tangents.

>>1066421
i know i have zero problems with Ina. her karaoke stream suprised me as well. i like her.

still like to make fun of jelly tako tards who constantly come her to shit on kiara.

>Kiara doesn't screech today
why can't she do it more often?

>>1066421
>It's 1-2k grow rate for the most Holos
What the fuck is happening? It used to be 3-4 every day for most of them.

>>1065353
another day at kfp, todays job is cleaning the office space. The stupid copymachine is out of place again and just heavy enough to not easily moved back. Better call some help and as it happens, only Tenchou is still around.
Once she she agrees to help and asks about the problem she gets kinda flustered when you mentioned to bulky old fax machine.

After a few tries the machine stands snug against the wall once more and you begin to wipe it down, it wouldnt do to leave some handprints on the glass. Meanwhile Kiara has remembered some appointment is already halfway through the next hallway, she was nice enough to take the trash can for failed prints with her, tho.
Thinking about that, maybe you should check the paper chute just in case. Office chickens will break anything, best be prepared. And what do you know, a single sheet is still stuck inside.
Must be some kind of business graph, but why does it read UЯABUS on the side? Maybe some joker photocopied their butt again.
At least Tenchou is above that she doesnt have a scan fetish.

Lmao, Kiara was using an external game capture but she had a game capture card inside her PC all along. Botan pointed it out when she was helping Kiara pack the PC.

>>1066467
Life on board always seemed kind shitty to me imho. Everytime I have to board a ship I don't exactly see happy faces. (then again, I'm basically their enemy ^^)

>>1066613
TY doesn't like Idols. Or people settled

Just listening to her is GFE. She's so girly and spoiled in the way she talks and she knows nothing about PCs or gamer so it's a blessing listen to her talk about this stuff.
And the way she talks about her cats or her friends or she jiggles.
Bros, I'm in love.

>>1066367
Damn, that's based.

>>1066613
will be even worse once gen2 launches. market gets oversaturated. clipfag watchers and newfrens will move on with their life.

only autistic shizos like us will stay here forever

>>1066623
kek

Kiara and Botan collab has to happen.

>>1066692
You get it, brother.

>>1066613
People aren't kidding when they say EN is a dying fad.
Gen2 will probably revive it again temporarily though

>>1066692
i wonder why all the incels on this board dont appreciate that. dont like they girly girls? whyx are they always into autistic quiet introverts?

>>1066468
Yes. There is not a lot of bird screeching going on.

>>1066393
That sounds like a handful. I'm lucky enough to be doing claims so its mostly clerical work with a side of training new people on how not to give me a headache. I've been here so long nobody bats an eye if i whip out my phone cause I use it for work too. (Heh heh sneaky beaky)
I do want my creative projects to take off so i can do my own trip to Japan at some point. I have to be able to go to immigration and be like yes yes i can sustain myself on sales. I have money, but yeah. Big risks.

All this cat talk is making me want to get a cat, but I know I'm gonna be too lazy to take care of it properly.

>>1066613
EN's audience is mostly settling down and the influx of new viewers is fairly low, at least until EN2 debuts in like 6 months, and how it'll affect EN1's remains to be seen.

>>1066789
Because they think they only have a chance with autistic quiet girls.

>>1066692
> She's so girly
This is basically it. A lot of teamates talk about Ame like she's the ultimate gf and how listening to her is the ultimate GFE. And, sure, it is, if your take all the worst parts of having a gf. Ame is just annoying, I can't even watch her streams.
Kiara is the real GFE. She's so girly, so feminine, so sweet, so open, so FUN. She's all the best parts of having a gf.

>>1066789
>why are autistic quiet introvert men always into autistic quiet introvert girls?
I dunno

>>1066826
Cats are very low maintenance. Just give it some food and water from time to time, that's it.

>>1060285
Sasuga

>>1066865
Ame is the "gamer" GFE.

>>1066909
But you need to change their litter box too and stuff

>>1066880
I heard opposite attracts.

>>1066789
Girly girls live in an entirely different dimension to autistic quiet introverts, they might as well be aliens to many people here.

>>1066597
The fuck do you mean, do you even watch her? She screams only in excitement or in dangerous situations.

>>1066966
I've also heard this a lot but frankly I've seen more couple where both people are similar to each other than couples where there are considerably difference between the two partners.

>>1066935
Sure, but you don't need to change it every day. Just use the one that looks like crystals. When it gets bad enough, changing it is basically dumping in the toilet and filling the litter box again. Barely takes any time and effort.

>>1060285
Wtf man

>>1066880
Ew, I don't want to date anyone like myself.
Kiara's basically my manic pixie dream girl.

>>1067017
I do. She is loud even when she is not excited. unless she is excited 24/7

>>1066972
>>1066880
I'm an introvert autist but my dream girl has always been an active genki girly girl.

>>1066692
>>1066789
>>1066865
>>1066972

Can only speak for me, but personality-wise I prefer Gura over Kiara. Kiara is way too high-energy, Gura is more chill.

>>1067089
>Girly genki Kiara GF
>She tries to bring you out of your shell, goes on walks with you, helps you socialize and become less of a recluse without going overboard
>She tries to get you to like her interests, like netflix romcoms and japanese culture
>She can see you're not that good at it but you're trying and that makes her so happy anyway
>She tries to get into your interests
>Games give her problems, has trouble solving puzzles and she doesn't have enough reaction speed for action games
>She tries her hardest anyway and when she succeeds she tugs on your arm and tells you to look what she's done, isn't it amazing, etc

>>1066966
>>1067023

im a massive overweight ugly neckbeard who is afraid to talk to people in real life. i only go outside to collect my welfare. yet i want a hot GF with money

trust me, opposite attracts.

>>1066623
I know. But mentioning poop that often is very weird. Won't surprise me if the next video is "am poop"

>>1067246
NGMI

>>1067246
get the fuck out of here doom poster. why make 99% of us sad?

>>1067246
I want this so bad...

>>1067246
Don't do this to me anon...

>>1067246
FUCK YOU NIGGER

>sadistic voice pack

>>1067246
N-now i just feel shy. Anonymous passing shadow mode goooooo

>>1061648
Say something bad about Artemis and they'll wake up and purge you lmao

>>1067246
post some more please

>Gura extra sweet and encouraging after Kiara's return to home
More studying streams when?

>>1067345
That will be 12 straight hours of high pitched Kiara screeching. (and know some sick fucks will be into that)

>>1067246
A real human being...

>>1067366
>he said the name
good bye anon enjoy your vaccation

>>1067246
A- anon, not now...

>>1067366
Lol salty tranny team confirmed

Do you guys think she talks about her real life too much to the point it feels like just a usual vloger in anime form?

>>1066743
Not just EN. It's the same incline for JPs too.

>>1067442
Don't the JP holos do that all the time too though?

>>1067442
THATS WHY WE LOVE HER

the literally the main reason 90% of us are here. for her random rants about stuff. this is what makes her better than the rest. cause the rest are basically twitch gamers behind an avatar

>>1067442
That's how most HoloJP are like as well.
It's most of the other HoloEN members that are the exception to the rule, they barely talk about anything personal and feel closed off.

>>1067391
>tfw shitposted early on about how they're distant and will probably never collab and if they do it will have no synergy

Never have I kneeled so hard over being wrong. SameTori is the best.

>>1067442
Most of the girls drop most of the character after the first month or so.

It feels incredibly ironic that my 2 favorites out of EN are Kiara and Ina

>>1067589
Not really, it just means you have good taste.

>>1067508
T-this. We like the person.
>safe crushes arent supposed to fluster you.
>green text anon flustered me anyway somehow.
>I'm going to be shy the rest of the fucking day and my shift just started.
God damn it.

>>1067589
mine too... dont see the problem there. KFP and Takos are actually one big cult

>>1067442
That's what chuubas were always doing before. It's the best part for me.

>>1067589
Me too.
Though I acknowledge that they stream during the most euro friendly hours which is why I've got to know them better than the rest of EN1.

>>1067373
Ok
>You bring up cats once, she starts gushing about how much she loves hers, she hopes you'll love them too when you move in together
>She loves giving surprise hugs and kisses, and she tries to get increasingly unpredictable so you don't see them coming
>Sometimes, after a hard day of work she's so exhausted that the only thing she can do is cuddle up on the couch and ask you to order takeout
>You can't lay in bed for more than five minutes before she cuddles up to you
>You can't get out of bed until she wakes up due to the vice grip she has on you while asleep
>If you somehow manage to get out of it, she starts moaning her displeasure and telling you to come back

Just how much money does this nip have

>>1067705
A lot less since he met Kiara.

AAAAAHHHH KIARA PLEASE BEFEUCHTE MY DICK

>>1067731
Oh nice to see you here, account name

huehuehue

>>1067701
>She loves giving surprise hugs and kisses, and she tries to get increasingly unpredictable so you don't see them coming

Account name must have send more than 1000$ this stream already...

>>1067823
KEK

I wish that I had a similar music taste to Kiara bc I feel a bit bad when I dont get as excited for her unarchived karaoke compared to like Calli or Ame

>>1067701
t-thank you based anon...

Kiara's voice is really arousing now.

so.... how much money did she make today? 5k?

>>1068013
nah more like 3k, but Playboard won't show the waiting room lobby where she made a bit over 2k when she landed though.

>>1067829
What a chad.

"Stop it, stop... no more...!"
TENCHOU MY DICK

>>1068094
Glad I'm not the only one

t-the stream is over.......

what am i supposed to do now...?

>>1068236
She literally told you to watch Heart Challenger

>>1068013
With just donation or what goes straight to her?