/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute

>>10639575
>Asked to do Valley girl sample
>immediate rants about feet
>fills entire batsu wheel with her fetishes
>"loses" thigh slap batsu, goes for so long even Forest gets embarrassed and asks her to stop

>>10639659
I love her

tummy

>No Goomba until Monday
Oh nyo.

>>10639931
? today and tomorrow will be day off with Saturday likely having schedule/a stream

>>10639931
it should be Saturday

Will Gura take 2 more days off after having off Tuesday and a 1 hour collab yesterday? I think she will

>>10639931
Barring any random popups in other MC streams we should see her this weekend

I am fucking pissed again

Gura walked unsteadily into hair salon and shat all over the counter with her disgusting sweetened death water. Where did Mrs. Gawr go so wrong with her daughter?

>>10640049
I thought it was the floor

>>10640082
It was all over the place. Shameful display.

>>10639992
Today and tomorrow pretty much confirmed rest.
Saturday prediction
>Extra salty at MC tech issues
>Busy finishing working on that thing she mentioned during the wario stream
>Working on new schedule
Sunday it is chummies.

shark! go! hungry! cool!

I assume Gura did not make any meaningful appearances in MC yesterday?

>>10640750
Your assumption is wrong.

>>10640824
Where'd she show up? I had to get my 4 hours of sleep after Uno.
t. Euro

>>10640888
About 50 minutes into Ame's stream for VC

>>10640888
50 minutes in Ame's stream together with Kronii.

>>10640824
She joined Ame's stream with Kronii for a little while, she was cute as usual.

Thanks, 50 minutes isn't hard to catch up on

>>10641378
50 minutes INTO the stream. It's 3 hours of stream lol

>>10641408
She didn't last long before server kicked her though.

>>10641474
Gooruuuhhh

>>10641378
>>10641408
it's 37 minutes of Gura, not 3 hours

>>10641474

She was fine before joining Ame VC, she plays more than 2h before.
Minecraft gods don't want us to hear gura voice.

>>10639996
She can't play in the MC so she won't even have that

Even if she can't play Minecraft, I'm sure the other girls wouldn't mind if she just hung out in VC with them

>>10642419
It would be pretty meh to just sit in VC while others play. I'd rather have her do another comfy watchalong.

She needs to fix her shit. No one else is having problems on the server but her. Surely she has realized this by now.

>>10642545
Cover IT needs to get in there and do their goddamn job. Their literal headliner is having repeated reproducible technical issues and they are nowhere to be seen.

>>10642646
Who?

>>10642675
Small startup? Pleaze undastan?

>>10642545
You're assuming that
1. it's something that she did, when we know for a fact that management fucked with the server settings, and she began to have problems right after that
2. She or any other holo knows what the fuck is causing the problem and knows how to fix it
Both of these assumptions are incorrect, let's get real. It's Cover's doing and they should fix this shit.

I hate you

>>10642988
Chill out, scumbud.

>>10642960
You are forgetting 1 thing. On she is having the problem, no one else. It is something she did.

>>10643055
Stop being an imbecile, anon, for fuck's sake. It literally almost certainly can't be her, and there are 321039102392 reasons it could be the server. No it doesn't fucking matter that it's only her.

I need obscure and new guras please

There is nothing more in life I want than to hear Gura let out a loud, wet, nasty fart on stream in front of her entire audience. Imagine, she's being a whiny little brat saying her stomach hurts after she ate three scoops of ice cream for breakfast. Then, mid sentence, the unmistakeable sound rips through the microphone and into our ears. She immediately stops speaking, unable to process what just happened quickly enough to play it off. The embarrassment quickly overwhelms her as the chat is flooded with GuraMM, and her model goes limp as she backs away from the computer. All you hear is a quiet "oh my god" from a few feet away as she tries to collect herself. She attempts to salvage the situation by saying things like "c'mooon chat, are you saying that's never happened to you before? It was the ICE CREAAAAM!". But deep down, she's dying inside knowing that it will be immediately clipped and that every chumbud from all corners of the earth will soon hear her explosive flatulence.

>>10643407
Gura, why are you insisting on posting this pasta? Is it a brat thing?

>>10640106
Shogun 2 stream when?

>>10643793
Not soon enough. They even have fucking Mori there, what the hell!

I regret what I did last night to the sound of Reaper thighs thinking it was my UUUOOOHHH erotic baby shark

>>10643118
ONLY SHE IS HAVING THE PROBLEM YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD. ITS ON HER END

>>10644454
Can you prove it?

>>10644454
>Only she is having the problem so it cannot be on the server end.
Retard.

I'm in love with Gura!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>10644446
what is this schizo cope?

>>10644446
went to sleep right after the stream. why is anyone thinking it was mori?

>>10645692
Because people will use any excuse to shitpost. Just ignore it.

idk like what for what reason would mori do that? why would gura not do it? its such a bizarre schitzo rrat.

>>10645692
They don't believe audio anon. Heretics.

>>10645739
i know its just confusing with mori's response it clearly wasn't her. if shitposters were going to take any material from the uno stream i would have thought they'd loop the drunk timeloop again

>>10644454
hololive wants to make sure the other mems get a spotlight too.
Please understand

>>10644446
how retarded are you ?

>new ips show up talking about it again
Alright discord go back

>>10643055
hololive is scared of the shark's dominance

WHY DID NO ONE ASK GURA WHAT KIND OF CAND YBAR SHE HAD FOR BREAKFAST????? GURA IMMEDIATELY ASKS WHAT KIND OF FRUIT AND NOBODY DOES THE SAME FOR GURA I AM SO MAD

>>10645927
i've been lurking all day just finished work didn't know it was looped all last night

>>10645797
Did you forget where you were?

Hoping she fixes her sleep schedule, I'm dying over here Gooruh no more cameos blease.

>>10646179
Faggot.

>>10646179
I'm hoping people stop asking for less content

>>10646221
A healthy fag to you sir.

i love all goop content

Imagine not being able to fap to Gura's thigh noises.

Is the portal event still happening today?

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>10646610

>>10639659
The funniest part of Gura thigh slap was her realizing it was stupid as hell and continuing anyway

>>10646425
I thought it was next week

I was looking through Gura's holostats page when I came across this. I assume it's merely an error and she somehow hasn't had a stream open since October

gura you ate candy for breakfast what the fuck are you doing calling something too sweet

>>10646958
>He hasn't been watching Gura's endurance soma stream

How many thigh.wav faps so far anons?

>>10647019
seriously she loves flat soda but thinks cream soda is too sweet? all the random things she's said this is the one I don't get

Well, I'm guessing she isn't going to play Little Nightmares now since they're have been 3 playthroughs from JP side happening.

>>10647476
14 cans of frosting, but cream soda is too sweet

>>10647572
Gura doesn't watch JPs anymore, we're good.

>>10647476
Silly shark, needs headpats to remedy being dumb

>>10647572
I sure hope so. Little nightmares is a pretty bad series

>>10647849
No.

>>10646179
I got bad news, she played minecraft for 3 hours before the sun came up again

>>10648804
>No proof

>>10648843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuMBNglZByo
You fool

>>10648843
The IP changed back

>>10647463

3

>>10648804
Was this after Ame's stream ended? I wonder if she couldn't sleep and decided to check minecraft again, then lost track of time because it was working

>>10648976
This was 7:30am EST

>>10649129
Gooruh..

>>10649129
based

>>10649129
How long until she burns herself out again. Or will she just become EN pekora?

>>10649320
She'll probably keep playing until the server starts getting less active

>>10649129
How do you get this information?

Why has Gura reclined so much lately? Is it inevitable that whoever takes the top vtuber slot will inevitably downfall not long after

>>10649473
you lost?

Gurrat is gonna be the Pekomoona of EN, I can already tell

Remember when there was effort put into the baitposts here?

>>10649558
Ahh yes, the good old days of tick rrat going out of their way to detail every time Gura mentioned meat, the original lex guthor rrats being overly elaborate instead of just saying she's lying and the anon that made a bot to post the same bait question every thread. Those were the good old days.

>>10649367
they are re-using an old IP and you can snoop some stuff from minecraft servers with that.

>>10649621
I miss them

>>10649558
Other than the glorious insanity of tick anon, claims of high quality bait ever being present in /ggg/ are greatly exaggerated.

>>10649653
wdsdib

How much would it cost to fuck Gura one time without a condom?

>>10649666
>>10649621
I dont miss them

>>10649714
She charged me only $1k last time. Got the big dick discount

no goop goop today?

>>10649714
Such things cannot be purchased with money.

>>10649714
100s of billions, possibly more.

>>10649752
No..

>>10649752
No granola granular today

>>10649752
A guerilla Minecraft stream is theoretically possible, but unlikely.

>>10643407
Random thought here. If Gura is part shark and anime girl. Does that mean her urethra and anus are just there for sexual pleasure?!?! Becuz sharks do the pee pee poo poo through their skin. Does that also mean she constantly smell like shit? Does that mean she's by far the most disgusting anime character of all time? Cuz she would be 8k years old and would have ate and shit God knows how many times through her skin. When she did that Wii Fit thing, did she piss through her skin instead of sweating? Does this mean she cools her body off by pissing herself? Does this mean Gura needs to clarify wtf is going on? Or am I over thinking or smth.

Hey chumbuds, do you like it when gura sings sad songs?

>>10649842
How old are you?

>>10649875
Yes, but I like when she sings happy, hype songs more.

>>10639790
get help

Do people only like Gura because she is the popular one?

>>10649875
I liked whatever the fuck that bardcore stream was

>>10649894
How new are you?

trident delivery for day one members really ought to be tomorrow night, but youtube doesn't seem to count properly.

>>10649367
If you recognize the UI, you can find the public channel. Someone that can still connect to the server has a bot pushing the updates there.
The Bae IP leak no longer works for a lot of people but some say it still works for them, so it's possible Cover setup a firewall blocking by IP ranges.

>>10649956
Not as new as you

>>10649875
I like it when gura sings the A team

Any chance Gura would play Dead Rising for October? I think it would be fun.

>>10650147
Tell me where the UI is from.

>>10650350

>>10650368
It's literally three lines of text how the heck would I know where it's from.

>>10650249
I hope she plays Dead Rising 2 with a council member

>>10649875
Yes, but I like it best when she sings comfy Christmas songs. They are always extremely soulful + incredible singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FO1AYB8PK4

>>10649875
I like it when she makes me weep like a little boy yes.

I'm just going to say it. goop goop poster is annoying

>>10650735
this post is a false flag. An attempt at getting other posters to join in on this

>>10650735
Ciel Kirahoshi! Thank you for the akasupa!

>>10650735
gura will make a goop goop reference on stream someday

>>10649875
yes, it makes me feel the emotion she's feeling

>>10650735
I agree, it was one guy trying way too hard to push it. Its just a cheap knock off of Guacamole Grungus anyways.

>>10650925
I don't like those because they make me feel uncreative. Goop goop is better.

>>10650405
this is the best christmas song she sang imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrx2E-6gzM

>>10650807
I laughed, well done.

Gooba finally retweeted and liked the con post.

>>10651120
God i hate this con shit
just means 2 days without a stream and its on the fucking weekend too

>>10651167
It's only one day.

>>10651167
>without a stream
Watch the recordings, retard.

>>10651249
its not the same and you know it, fag

>>10651285
Better than nothing.

Isn't this one streamed?

>>10651314
Yes, all the info for it is here
https://digi.dokomi.de/en/c/gawrgura

I think Gura and Mori are best friends

>>10651351
I think Gura and Ame are best friends

Gura and me are best friends

>>10651351
>>10651408
>>10651429
I think all of the above should kiss each other

>>10651351
>>10651408
These posts are both correct.

>>10651429
I think you and me are best friends

>>10651477

>>10651553
Now kiss

>>10651351
They'd have to be pretty good friends for Mori to let Gura drum on her thighs.

https://streamable.com/s7y5md

How likely is a Gura sighting on Ina's Minecraft stream?

>>10651665
I'm guessing not likely since she stayed up all morning playing. She'll probably be asleep during it

>>10651664
I miss the penis hat sometimes

>>10651713
She's awake unless management is retweeting the con stuff for her.

>>10651925
oh my oh my

>>10650735
i only posted it like twice and only because i wanted to know if she was streaming now everyone else does it

>>10650735
I mean, it's just a nickname, any other nicknames could work as well

>>10651713
Gura has a red bull, no need for sleep

She does have Digikomi for the 8th and 9th of October. Will she still stream on those days? Even though it's a fan interactive Q&A, I would think it would be less intensive than the 2 previous cons she had to rehearse heavily for.

>>10652204
goop goop is fun to say. easily the most pleasing gawr gura nickname to the ear

is goop goop playing minecraft

i don't like goop goop because it makes me think of goosh goosh

>>10652294

I would like it if goop goop would do a whole stream with the valley girl accent.

Is gooch gooch streaming today?

>>10651713
Last I saw she was kicked off server during Ame's stream yesterday, which wasn't that late.

>>10652593
>he doesn't know

"bUt GoOrUh" shut up. Ok, listen...

>>10652632
Gura so cute and funny ToT

>>10652367
This is the only valid complaint I have ever seen about goop goop.

going goop goop in goop goop

Assuming this isn't a shoop or a self-post, what's the other logical explanation for a tweet to appear showing that button? Is there a Twitter extension that lets you see other people's tweet analytics or something?

there's one way to kill goop goop posting: superchat it to her, break containment

>>10653006
This was already discussed to death, it is a shoop.

>>10653006
You're supposed to save that and post it six months from now. It's too soon.

>>10653046
That didn't kill let's go posting. Gura would probably enjoy it though, she loves the nicknames people come up with.

>>10653046
But I like goop goop posting :(
Plus my personal rrat is that most of the time the goop goop poster IS goorah

Chumbuds where the fuck is gura I’m losing my mind where is she

>>10653214
goop goop is oyasameposter

>>10653047
Shit, I'm a retard. I read the archived thread instead of literally just skimming the /ggg/ it was posted in a couple days ago. Sorry. I do like it when there are more creative answers than just /here/ or "it's a shoop."

>>10653238
My immersion is ruined

>>10653233
She's in her room, at her pc, preparing one last wave of spooky games request for October, just in case.

>>10653214
You retards think anyone and everyone in here is Gura

>>10653356
There are only two posters in this general, me and Gura

>>10653356
Sorry Gura, I can’t help myself…

>>10653238
No, goop goop is one of the hora dorufin posters

>>10653356
Goorah could be in this very thread
She could be me
She could be (You)
She could even be-

>>10653356
Hi Ame, I like you

>>10653384
>dorufin poster wasn't around for the karaoke
>posted hours after the fact
this activates the almonds

>>10653356
Yes, but I'm the actual Gura.

>>10653356
how am I getting (You)s from a post that wasn't mine... I'm goop goop?

>>10653400
>what?! It was obvious! He’s Gura! Watch he’ll turn into Gawr any second now! Any second now... see red! No wait that’s blood

>>10653356
Everyone in this thread is gura including myself

how often does goop goop masturbate?

>>10652387
thats 15pm for goomba, not early at all

>>10649129
make one for this too
>>10653593

>>10653593

>>10653593
She's doing so right now anon.. Are you not watching the special stream?

>>10653623
It's Saturday only. She isn't there on Sunday.

>>10653663
T3 memberships pay for themselves

Bros... I miss Gura...

ENTER GURA

>>10653233
I'm right here anon!

I'm Gura

>>10653233
In the shadow realm

>>10653233
She's sitting right next to me, we're talking about what to make for dinner tonight

>>10653233
Dead

>>10653233
Im here bitch!

>>10654360
Cute!

>>10653233
She's here with me on bed, says she will join Ina's stream in 15 minutes

I am horny

Gura is UOOH and ToT pulled.

>>10654468
Gura is a baby tot

>>10653356
When everybody's Gura, no one will be.

>>10653593
She's an over 9000 year old woman and I'm 99% sure she's a virgin. I bet she masturbates twice a day sometimes.

>>10654577
Twice is a conservative estimate.

>>10653640
Based

Yeah this seems about right

>>10654703
I can't go too crazy with the estimates because I'm a wizard.

>>10654703
She probably does it so much it gets sore and she has to stop

>>10654884
now do goop goop

If Gura made that pond that's currently on Ina's stream it looks really really good

everything water-related gura makes looks good

Did Gura really make that pond?

Gura really pulled through with something nice.

Gura was busy last night huh?

>>10655059
Give me about 30 mins

>>10655333
You mean this morning.

>>10654309
When did I make this post?

Has gura ever been legit angry? To the point of yelling?

>>10652280
sex

>>10655889
Last time she was legit angry was the Bae-Kronii-Gura collab.

>>10655791
Oh god I'm forgetting my meds again...
>>10655907
What happened?

>>10655907
??? what waws it about?

>>10651351
While true their relationship is special as I rarely see Mori act the way she acts with Gura around anyone else.

>>10655889
among us...

>>10655918
Food chat turned into talk about moderation and Gura's self-loathing from when she kept herself from eating McDonalds popped out. She HATES people who look down on people for eating fast food.

>>10655907
The backseater nigger who made her mad, right?

>>10655907
She wasn't mad, she was just a noyed at the "lol no progress in 2 hours" SC

gurass

Howdy

>>10655059
I put in 6 runs of the prompt and this is the least awful I got

>>10655889
Yeah, she usually apologizes for it and calls herself grumpy.

>>10643277
Draw her lifting weights, please.

>>10656728
Lifting weights with her tail, the only muscular part of her.

>>10656773
No more smol shark.
Only swol shark.

>>10649129
Is Gura an actual hikki? I thought she was just pretending to sound more relatable.

>>10643277

>>10649943
You have bad taste.

>>10657215
anon..

>>10657215
We cant know for absolute sure, but probably. I'd imagine she may be doing a bit better about it now that she's working for hololive and presumably getting a decent salary.

>>10657254
You mean based taste right? You just forgot to put the s and e right? It's ok I forgive you anon.

If there were any chumbuds here who were losing faith in Geekjack, don't worry.
The wait is finally over.

>>10657215
And a dwarf with deformed feet at that. Also an absolute unit. Gura had a hard life...

>>10657407
gura's webbed feet...

>>10657407
Don't forget one leg is >2cm longer than the other to the point where its debilitating

>>10657407
I keep hearing people say this, but I cant find where y'all are getting this from. Is there a source, or is it just a baseless rumor?

>>10657215
Probably. I mean except for having a job that pays well.

>>10657499
Being short as fuck is basically hard confirmed

>>10657499
>caring about sources for roommate info
End yourself.

>>10657530
Oh yeah, I wouldnt doubt that. But I mean the deformed feet bit.

>>10657499
It's a retarded baseless rumor based off of a fake dox pic that for some reason people love to believe

>>10657543
You aren't a member.

>>10657536
>>10657548
She literally said it on stream

>>10657559
No im not. Ive been a chum for like a week now.

>>10657572
No she said she has a foot bigger than another she didn't say that she's fat giant in a deformed malformed disgusting human being like everybody loves to say she is including some of the chumbuds for some stupid ass reason and she hasn't ever really talked about having a hard life so I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Time to update the list then...

>godawful sleep habits
>godawful ration with caffeine overconsumption
>general lack of movement
>anemic with a history of fainting
>myopia
>family history of arthritis
>slowly fading hearing
>locking jaw
>locking hips
>degenerating cartilage
>LLD of 1.5 to 2 cm(not certain if actual or functional at this time)
>consequently chronic back pains strong enough to weep on stream at the tender age of below 25
>twisted her neck doing a simple bridge
>tiny, with credible dwarfism suspicions
>"huge" head
>siren voice

Gura was MADE for concernfagging; never let anybody tell you otherwise.
A perfect woman.

>>10657635
Thats a lot of excessive adjectives, but she did say she had some minor foot deformity that made it look a bit webbed

>>10657635
NTA, and I sort of agree with you, but you've got to calm down a little bit.

gura sounds like a fag (girl(boy(girl)))

>>10657662
I can save her

>>10657662
I just hope she's happy.

>>10657701
Gura's one of the biggest faggots I've ever seen
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

>>10657666
You do know the other dude called her an absolute into right? You do know what that is right?

>>10657635
>Was blown away that people would care about her enough to send her cards, despite being given nonstop love since debut
She's gaining confidence now but it's pretty clear she's had a rough past

>>10657834
This year has been the happiest in her life, according to her, but shark likes to exaggerate.

>>10657883
Oh yeah I was just talking about the feet. I don't think shes fat. She doesn't fucking eat and does (or at least used to) go jogging.

>>10657881
So basically
>Small
>Autistic
>Refuses to take care of herself
>Woman

That's the info your really need honestly.

>>10657635
Everyone has a foot that's bigger than the other, anon. Everyone's face is uneven too.

>>10657923
Jogging with untreated LLD is a BAD IDEA. Like, not joking here. If she's experiencing back pains now, holy shit will she suffer closer to 30.

>>10657926
I kinda hoped you'd recognize the ritual pasta. Granted, I fucked up the ending about her being fertile as fuck, but still.

>>10657960
I can save her

>>10657960
don't worry about the leg length difference. according to her on-stream statement, that claim did not come from a medical professional.

>>10657923
She barely exercises and she eats nothing but candy. I don't think she's fat, but she's certainly chubbier than she was months ago.

>>10657960
Most of her medical issues are 100% from lack of sleep and high anxiety.
It's significantly more than likely all of her pain and fatigue is just superficial due to her unwillingness to actually take care of herself.
Jogging is probably one of the better things she can do because it'll make her tired and hungry and maybe she'll actually sleep and eat a decent meal if she gets exercise.

A lot of few people forget since you never interact with them but this is extremely common for women.

>>10658008
Sure, get her to proper orthopedist and force her to wear a shim. LLD is not the end of the world if you do something about it.

>>10658018
She may eat nothing but trash, but she doesn't seem to eat that much of it. She probably starving herself daily. Or maybe all the redbull numbs the feelings of hunger.

>>10658018
>eats nothing but candy
She has talked multiple times in the past few weeks about meals she has made. You're also not going to put on weight if you barely eat, it doesn't matter if it's only sweets, it's all about the calories

>>10658017
Medical professional would do a battery of functional tests, then x-ray her legs and come out with a proper lengths for all her leg bones and treatment plan, true. Still, back pains.

Gura should definitely incorporate some greenery into her temple build when she’s done because she has a knack for it going off her addition to the onsen

>>10658100
Sorry I make her arch her back really far to get her tail out of the way for sex

One man who could help Gura lives in Texas. He'd make her drink her milk!

>>10658158
See, this is why I like go for missionary on my nights with her.

>>10658202
i will drink her milk

shark udders

>>10658246
I guess Ill have to shoot a baby in her, so that she can start producing.

>>10658282
sounds good as long as i can drink it from the source

so, theoretical
on the off chance one was able to discover gura's real life identity and address, where would it best be leaked? Here? Discord? i dont want people to stalk her, but it is important to keep watch if she ever gets in trouble

>>10658158
>To get her tail out of the way
That's literally the second gayest way of having sex with Gura.

>>10658294
Of course, as long as we stick to our schedule. Remember, I get her on tuesdays, thursdays, and every other non-denominational holiday.

>>10658317
fuck off schizo

>>10658317
Just fucking dont.

>>10658317
Kill yourself.

>>10658317
The best place would be a bullet in the back of your skull

>>10658317
You act like she doesn't have family and friends for that scenario. She doesn't need random outsider stalkers to swoop in and save her.

>10658317
This is the laziest and most effective bait every single time it is posted in any thread.

>>10658328
whats the gayest?

>>10658363
>>10658380
>>10658391
>>10658408
>>10658419
are you all not the least bit concerned gura will just straight up stop streaming because of some real life shit and you wont ever know? or that you could've even stopped it? what if its some big tragedy that could have been averted?

>>10658513
Case in point: >10658523
Literal baitfuck behavior

>>10658523
We already know about the most likely thing to stop Gura from streaming (her terrible living habits) and there is absolutely nothing any of us can do to stop it.

>>10658523
No because I’m not a fucking stalker. If her address gets leaked it doesn’t matter if she has 3,419,999 saints if the last fan is a schizo

>>10658513
Isn't it a pasta?

It's not that hard. Ignore and report.

>but you have to eat all the eggs schizo is real
>and he's actively looking for Gura

>>10658523
Anon, she lives her own life on the other side of the screen that we are not a part of, and we absolutely have to respect those boundaries.

is it good or bad that gura got 14 hours of sleep yesterday and will she do it again today? is she asleep right now?

>>10658684
Considering she played Minecraft until after the sun rose I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s sleeping

Mucho gracias meido

based meidos hittin the replies too

>>10658587
Pretty sure some fucking schizo going to her address or something is unfortunately a much more likely reason for her to stop, which is only one of the many reasons this bait doesn’t even make sense

>ctrl+f "deleted"
>13 results

>>10658847
I just got here damn it what did I miss?

>>10658870
Pretty basic if efficient baitpost.

>>10658870
Anon got hold of some premium bait.

>>10658870
>I just got here

>>10658892
>>10658897
It’s understandable. Shrimp fishing has always been a profitable trade.

I will now attempt to turn the discussion to futa Gura and her one or two penises

https://litter.catbox.moe/otbvwh.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/at9dql.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/hw30pd.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/4fszb9.jpg

>>10658972

>>10658972
I don't like those penises very much. Good futa Gura art is super rare, they usually either do that or make it/them too big...

>>10659086
>futa Gura art
>good

>>10659118
Yes.

I want to punish this samegaki

>>10659357
You don't have the balls to.

gura is online

Enter

ENTER

SHARK SPOTTED

shark sighting in ina's stream

Ina's stream.

NOOOOOOOO INA TELL GURA TO DO SOMETHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>10657215
She said she still lived with her parents when she applied to Hololive. I'm guessing most of her struggles with eating donuts for a month and such are just her being new to living on her own.

https://youtu.be/y1bJNgX84n0
Since Gura covered this channel's "Habits" cover, I guarantee you she'll cover this in her next karaoke

>>10659660
fishie walkies

cute shark chats make me happy even if we don't hear her voice~

of course i fucking missed it...
do you guys have the chat logs?

guys i'm gonna head off to make dinner. Hope my sacrifice gets you a guerilla mc stream or a VC in Ina's at the least.

Wish we could've seen all the progress she's been doing on the server. I guess commentating all the time can be tiring.

>>10659583
She's not new to it anymore and her eating habits are even worse. One day Mrs. Gawr will visit her and it will not be pretty.

is there a record of the minecraft chat anywhere? some autist has to be keeping track of all of it

>>10659642
Holy shortstack

COME ON GURA. STREAM THE FOOKING BLOCK GAME.

>>10659900
>streaming on her day off
never

>>10659900
She can't very well do that until she's sure it's not gonna shit the bed on her an hour in

>>10659951
Oh nooooo, a stream being cut short? That would just be awful, she's never had that happen before. She'd have to just go to SCs and then end it. Better for her to not stream at all compared to having something that devastating happen.

>>10659804
>>10659900
Me too but even if it wasn’t her rest day she probably doesn’t want to put a frame up for something that she’s not sure if it’ll kick her out after 2 minutes or 3 hours

>>10660039
Telling me that is not gonna change her mind about it
>>10659942
Aaaaand these schizos are back not even a full week after getting publicly humiliated

>>10660039
It's great that you understand now, anon

>>10660039
nah, how about the """tech team""" get off its ass and work her fucking ticket, fuckface?

>>10660199
they better, if we get deprived of any more motivated mincraft gura and guerilla streams i'm gonna lose my shit

She was so happy about Ina praising her pond

>>10659849
Here's part of it

>>10660329
Cute!

>>10660292
I missed it, did Gura confirm she did the pond and the leaf tunnel?

>>10660391
She confirmed she did the pond

>>10660391
Yeah

>>10660391
; U ;

>>10660424
>>10660430
>>10660441
It's very cute and she did a great job on it

>>10660424
Judging by the sign outside the leaf tunnel I think she did that too

>>10660329
Kek lmao the girls unironically toddposting live.

She just can't let go of Todd, eh. Makes you wonder if Barbie thing is real or a dogwhistle.

Beehive adventure time!

>>10660499
Nobody can let go of Todd. Can you let go if Todd? Dudn't think so. Todd? More like, Godd.

just to let you guys know
>>10660411
might be the most schizo chumbud
read the comments section here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z22Yu51tfeI

Well we got a few minutes of Gura today...

>>10660561
And what am I supposed to do with this information?

well now we can't see guga.....

I miss Gura already...

please gorilla goomba...