/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This week's soulful schedule: What are you looking forward to most?
What games would bee fitting enough for Ame to use her bee model for?

she still in an apartment or full blown house now?

>>10508727
>What are you looking forward to most?
Members hangout is really the only thing I’m interested in. I’m not sure if the first two are happening or if they’re just a joke.
>What games would bee fitting enough for Ame to use her bee model for?
Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie in the levels where you become a bee.

>>10508998
Hoping for more Big Ame & Smol Ame collab.

>>10508998
House presumably. She seems to have her own yard for the dogs and she doesn’t complain about people beating on the walls anymore.

Sorry ame I will not watch owl unless she's collabing with you

>>10511087
Wherever she lives now is better than the shitty studio she used to live in.

Ame is watching owl by the looks of it
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1442722157625110528

>>10508727
>smolVR hangout
God i cant fucking WAIT

>>10508727
This should be how she puts out schedules now. If people are gonna make a big stink about it, just throw out a doodle like this like "HERE, HAPPY NOW!?"

>>10513206
Unironically would be perfectly fine with me. Just a quick general outline.

I do think she's also working on something and that's why we have a very light week
Which makes me hyped for her next project, I wonder what'll be?

>>10513206
We get some SOUL this way too

>>10513653
Outfit reveal probably.

>>10513653
It’s supposed to be light weeks every other week with occasional double heavy weeks, to be clear. The next big thing will probably be her next outfit reveal.

>>10513206
at least she delivered. I don't care if she'll be cheeky about it. Knowing that she'll be streaming which day helps a lot for EU timezone. Now I know when I can sleep. Also, hand-made schedule is cute af. She should do it more often.

>>10513822
From her wording, this week is actually extra light week because she has some background work on top of burnout prevention. The usual light week will be 7-8 streams alternating with a packed week of 10-12 streams.

>>10516630

>>10516758

Tell me about Ame! Why does she wear the bee costume?
No seriously, what was the reason for the bee theme?

>>10518020
Someone made a bee model of her and she wanted to try it out is my guess

>>10518020
Some guy made the model and she used it as far as I know. Nothing significant about it. Walfie did draw her as a bee back when she played Mario Galaxy though.

>>10518020
she'd rather do that than watch Bee movie
watch it be kicked down the road again kek
it's an inside trolling joke for her at this point

>>10518146
That would actually be based lmao
Tho, what does she replace it with?

>>10518431
idk karaoke?

>>10508727
Kek. This is very tongue in cheek on multiple levels. The "Offline Minecraft collab crash" is the most interesting part and makes me wonder if she's here, because I don't remember seeing people complaining about her not joining in with MC voice chat stuff except on this board.

Smol Ame VR hangout should be a ton of fun.

>>10508727
>What are you looking forward to most?
Members hangout. Those are always fun.
>What games would bee fitting enough for Ame to use her bee model for?
Mario Galaxy 2 of course.
>>10518592
It's not something she's explicitly opposed to, she just doesn't feel like it most of the time. It doesn't have to be in response to anything. She considered crashing Gura's party for example but that only kinda-sorta happened (no VC).
Probably /here/ anyway but for other reasons.

https://twitter.com/SuJ_0/status/1442755775563063305?s=19
Bros why did omegay RT this ame art specifically?

>>10519409
>looking for logic in tranny actions

>>10519543
Amelia Watson scientifically proven to be best girl
As expected

>>10520532
Goslings run /vt/

>>10520532
I don't even know this thing exists.

You are with Ame at a fast food place, you're both at the counter to order. Ame goes "Can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh". She's been like this for 10 minutes already and doesn't look like she'll make her mind up anytime soon. What do you do?

>>10522273
her

>>10522273
Buy her a Happy Meal with nuggies

>>10522273
Order first and she'll just go along with it.

So, with Ame reinterest in MC, I wish Ame can open a tag for teamates to submit their own MC contraption/build.
Even Pekora uses guides from nousagis.

>>10523022
that she would never use so why bother?

>>10508727
This confuses my blain. Does this mean she's going to schedule the streams in advance like she said before? Or are we to assume usual time means 3PM PST? Is this basically a middle finger to those who moaned in the Dredd Watchalong comments.

>>10523128
Reading a fanmade guide is different than following chat's advice, anon.

>>10523157
>Is this basically a middle finger to those who moaned in the Dredd Watchalong comments.
Yes, she is literally pointing and laughing at (You)

>>10523190
It is, but same in regards that Ame won't do it. She doesn't watch guides.

>>10523196
But I dindu nuffin

>>10523202
>She doesn't watch guides.
Ah yes, of course, just like she's just le gremlin rage gamer girl, right newmate?
Now get out.

I wanna fuck Ame in the butt.

>>10523231
Wow, me too!

>>10523223
She doesn't, otherwise PPP would actually work and Portal tunnel would be covered in textured blocks instead of plain ones.

>>10523157
Nice bait, but you should know what is the usual time already if you are a regular. If not and you are basically new to Ame it's usually 6pm EST from that timezone.

>>10523325

>>10523325
>Portal tunnel
>Implying the red wall she made is the portal
Why do you easily expose yourself like this shitposterchama

>>10523370

>>10523401
Are you pretending to be retarded? How else do you refer to that tunnel if not "Portal Tunnel", designating it's role as a TUNNEL NEAR A PORTAL.

Jesus fucking, Christ, what a shitty fucking bait, kill yourself.

>>10523553
>he's doubling down on being a retard

>>10523332
It's not bait whatsoever? I'm not new either, not in the slightest actually. I'm just not American, so all I did was convert the time she usually starts streaming into PST and it came out as 3pm. I'm aware she does streams at 6pm too, but maybe I thought it was less frequent. If so that's a fault on my part.
I understand this thread has been on edge these last few days, but let's relax a little. Not everyone is out to get each other.

>>10523571
It's "Ame' Portal Tunnel". Every structure other holos would build will be referred as "X's Portal Y" and there is nothing you can do with it.

>>10523613
No anon, it's not a portal, Ame never refers to it as the portal & you should just admit you don't watch the stream.
It's an optical-illusion tunnel.
>other holos
Sure, but not Ame.

>>10523588
I was ready to take the bait...
But yeah I think that's her usual time. around 6pm EST. I think she would usually say before the usual time if that's the case though I haven't heard her say that mostly as she usually schedules that.
I only use EST because it's the one that's easiest to convert to my local timezone for me.

>>10523783
>It's a tunnel built near future portal location
I insist that you go fuck yourself.

>>10513206
I know you guys like it when she acts cheeky but you do know people just asked her to give us a general idea of what she was going to do (since schedules make sure that she has something to stick to too knowing she can't be left to her own devices) I wa just expecting a text post but she went beyond with this soul, wouldn't mind if her potato work weeks have schedules like these

>>10523823
I insist you learn English.

>>10523325
> Portal tunnel would be covered in textured blocks instead of plain ones.
retards keep sething over that? wow. That thing looks cool and it's very similar to that movie thing
btw it's not "portal tunnel" threadreaderchama, but whatever makes you happy. Or sad, I mean, autistic mc faggots can't be happy kek
Now let me guess, PPP being an impediment for the greater good and the "PoRTaL TunNeL" could be OBJECTIVELY BETTER right?

>>10524019
PPP would work if Ame watched guides.

>>10524121

>>10524121
Even Pekora was impressed that she was able to make it work without a guide. It may not have been the most efficient, it it worked.

>>10524200
>>10523022
>>10523128
>>10523190

would Ame play kusoge like Deponia?

>>10524256
>PPP
>working
Pekora was also "excited" to collab with Kiara.

>>10524269
>>10523202
>She doesn't watch guides. (She does)
PPP isn't the only thing she built.

I want AME!
When do I want her? NOW

>>10524293
But PPP works though.
>Activate lever
>Mobs drop
>Get exp
Is it slow? Yes.

>>10524256
>>10524360
-> >>10524019
>autistic mc faggots can't be happy kek
Don't try to rationalize with him. For this kind of people mc is an excel template with colored blocks, not a game that can be interpreted or played in different ways

>>10524293
Considering the number, yes Pekora is very excited.

What do you guys think is the most annoying part about them having to make a weekly schedule? (Not just for Ame, but for all of the ENs)

>Having to preemptively guess what game you will still be in the mood to play, days in advance
>Needing to set a fixed time period for each stream, when plans could change at any moment
>Having to actually create the graphic itself

I'm stupidly excited for Ame to play the outer wilds dlc

What is it with Micra that invites the most obnoxious faggots to come here
Okay bro we get it, you're a lot better at building than these girls. I'm sure you can build a 1 to 1 scale of the arc de triomph in the child block game or something
Now fuck off and let us watch the cute retard girl build her soulful buildings in peace

>>10525137
>>10523022

Minecraft really brings the special kind of retards, doesn’t it?

>>10525190
>>10525178

Alright that's it, post the ame baby whining webm

>>10524555
All 3, I would have no issue in their shoes aside from the whole "1 week notice" to play some games, permissions would probably kill the motivation for a lot of people

>>10525190
That's why it's such a buff game. Children and autistic adults watch just to shake their heads and get upset that they are "doing it wrong". It's surprising how consistent this is too. Just take the average viewership and add 5000 of these retards on top of that and you're left with your typical Hololive Minecraft stream.

>>10523288
Ame has got to have one of the finest asses in Hololive.
I want to slap it and watch the waves of flesh ebb and flow like the Asslantic Ocean. I havent fapped in a week and im going to bust the fattest fucking nut on Ame’s black tight clad ass AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

>>10525364
I agree. Ame should always be commando since her ass is so great and soft.

>>10525364
Best post ITT

>>10525364
Nice

>>10525348
And also it's a social game.

Why is she mocking me?

>>10525698
She's showing off the bump in her armpit, actually.

>>10525863
Is it lickable?

>>10526459

Gettin real tired of your shit, Anons.

>>10526801
go back to sleep Ame

>>10526459
Licking ame's benign tumor
LETS GO

>>10526801
Ame, I promise you there is good advice among all this shit

>>10522273
I simply join in and also say "Can I also get uhhhhhh"

>>10526801
Could be worse I guess.

It's just one person derailing the thread. Anyway it's better than nothing when Ame is inactive. Hornypost, Goslingpost and laughing at retards. Then when Ame streams it's pure love
One of the best threads on this shithole

Bros can i say something?

>>10528383
Go on.

>>10528383
RIP this Teamate who suffered a stroke before he could say what was on his mind.

>>10528383
Come on, out with it then.

>>10528425
I really really love Ame and hope she has a fulfilling and happy life! ILOVE AME

>>10528712
Now there's a sentiment I share.
Here's hoping, teamate.

>>10528712
Based, and same. Well said, teamate.

On a scale of 1-sex how good is Ame’s outfit going to be

>>10529135
I believe in Nabi-mama

>>10529135
>>10529153
I'm already kneeling

>>10529135
Considering the boat load of art that Ame's casual outfit got I know Nabi-mama will deliver.

>>10529135
Top sex

>>10529135
100/10. I've open a 1 million dollar insurance policy in anticipation, so when my knees are destroyed from kneeling so hard, I can make it rain aka supas for Ame

>>10529135
Outfit will be 10/10 because Nabi is a god when it comes to /fa/. The reveal itself will be as good as Ame feels like making it (though unlikely to top the last one).

I just hope rrat mom doesn't screw up her smile

>>10529360
Toothless Ame was strangely cursed

>>10529429
It was cute

>>10529852
Kek. I love how she was in denial about them and then not long after changed the model because it ended up bothering her too.

>>10529852
ame baby

Ame bee.

>>10529153
This
I have yet to see a Nabi v-tuber design that I don’t like

>>10529135
Pure sex and cuteness, the siluet makes it seem like it will be something like a formal dress based on the earrings and the bun

Quick! Ame has decided that she wants a Pekora-esque standard greeting to introduce herself in every stream and she wants (You) to write it.
What’s is gonna be?

>>10532447
Ame Ame Ame~
Ame Ame Ame~
Ame Ame Ame~
Hello it's me, Ame.

>>10532447
*Muted
Hello?
Hiii~

>>10532549
https://files.catbox.moe/1q533q.mp4

I think Ame should play fallout again

Anyone else wish Ame would play siege sometime? I know the game is on the decline so probably would have been better for her to have played before but i'd still like to watch her play it.

>>10533245
Me too! I also think she should play The Elder Scrolls V®: Skyrim™ – Anniversary Edition when it comes out everywhere 11/11/21!

>>10533410
Not today, Todd

>>10533410
Fuck you Todd skyrim sucks

>>10533410
Damn it, Todd. I thought Bethesda IPs were range banned.

>>10533308
The siege community is just as shitty as minecrafts, plus there is so much bloat in siege I'd bet money she'd bounce of it in its current state.

I think we will finally get our Ame x IRyS collab tonight boys since just put her frame up for MC, which right in Ame's primteime slot.

>>10534046
Gremlins and Gelflings
LET’S GOOOO

>>10534046
Bae seems to be playing at the same time too. Things may get interesting.

>>10518592
>makes me wonder if she's here
She is, she was one of the people going "TEAMATES ARE SPOILED NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU GUYS!" when she cancelled a while back and missed the entire point of the posts. She probably started seething when one of >us told her to stop being a sped and learn to read. So to Ame: AME I LOVE YOU. AME YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. AME PLEASE SPIT ON ME!!!!
No I will not take my meds.

>>10523128
>"Wow first try!"

>>10534563
I wonder, because Bae got seriously mad over the Kronii incident Saturday and i would not be surprised if she just solos it since her and IRyS are the only confirmed Holo's playing today now. (Sana canceled her stream for the 3pm PDT slot)

>>10535760
She set the record straight with her fans not to superchat directly at other members if they join the stream. Most of them were only joking anyway. But we'll see I guess.

https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1442916300238376961
It's possible Sana might be joining anyway. So we could get Sana, Ame and IRyS?

>>10535760
>Kronii incident
?

>>10535952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eh4f7GHHdo&ab_channel=HololiveENClips-ホロライブ英語クリップ

>>10536106
So basically
>she likes bants
>don't SC her about other Holos that show up, go SC them instead (if they've live)
Right? Seems pretty clear to me

That's the first time I've heard Baes voice.

>>10536354
Hearing voices is not a good sign, Anon.

>>10536250
What happened was Bae asked Kronni to look after her MC stream because she had to step out. Bae gets back and Kronii leaves since it was in the middle of the night. People start sending the joke supas about bringing back kronii, this all happens. Kronii apparently talked about it on her member stream and it sounds like management was not happy about the whole incident.

>>10536771
This is why Ame is smart to tard wrangle collab beggars in her chat. As it helps avoid incidents like this.

>>10536771
When is management ever happy with anything that concerns these girls.
>>10537047
Ame didn't do anything besides create more shitposting about her, people still do it in droves.

>>10536771
>sounds like management was not happy about the whole incident.
alphatroon getting pissy over nothing

>>10537830
When you argue with a retard who uses "collab beggar" unironically, you already lose.
Especially over a non-issue being manipulated into being an issue by clipnigger paparazzi.

>>10536432
>I will be the last teammate............................

>>10538073
>josephin2years.jpeg

>>10538198
Joseph will forever be known as the bitch teamate

at least mifu does timestamps

>>10536771
Why would management even care?

>>10538706
Does he do them for Supa Sundays?

>>10508727
So what will happen today? I did not understand

>>10538881
From what it sounds like Ame will be on the server at some point and will jump on with either IRyS or Bae (the only two confirmed streaming MC today) and will do a guerilla collab with them. If that entails VC or not, no one but Ame knows. We only know she will not be streaming on her channel, so I guess check the split to see if she does end up playing with someone. and if there is VC or not. Otherwise you can treat today as a sleep day.

>>10539067

>>10538043
>When you argue with a retard who uses "collab beggar" unironically
you know that that happens unironically right? Don't take this the wrong way, how long have you been around?

>>10539067
If it's not VC then I shall not be watching.

Could it be that the reason is being so passive aggressive with teamates is because it’s that time of the month

>>10539424
She usually has it the 22-30th so maybe.

>>10539424
Ame's fertile womb...

>>10539424
Possibly.. People have estimated it to come at the end of the month

>>10539424
It’s because she just wants to coast now like Ayame, but her fan base she spoiled wants to see her as much as possible.

So what do you guys think of youtube wanting to become a bigger streaming platform and spending millions on buying twitch streamers, do you think it will be a positive or negative for vtubers like ame?

>>10539621
ogey

>>10539424
It still boggles my mind the things that qualify as "passive aggressive" for you people

>>10539424
Shes only been actually mean/passive agressive on a handful of occasions but yeah
>>10539521
>>10539620
are right the two most recent times she got snippy at chat for no reason were both in that time frame

I miss AmeArms

>>10539981
i still think the "thanks for the feedback lol" incident mostly came from her panicking about the bump on her body that made her think that she had cancer

>>10523022
She could build Shulkercraft's mob farm with a 22 block tube attached to it, and have it 128 blocks off the ground and be done with it. But that's boring.

>>10539639
>do you think it will be a positive or negative for vtubers like ame?
I don't see how regular facecam streamers will have an impact to be honest.

>jwu
>Sana's not playing minrcraf
>back to sleep until the rrat starts
>just like when I wake multiple times up during Ame's "usual timeslots" when she teases an unannounced stream
she did this on purpose didn't she

>>10540041
If it gives her better tools or makes streaming easier, good, but there are things like gifting memberships i think will disrupt member only content or interactions (at least in the vtubing circle). A lot of vtubers are more open to members, if randos that don't care about them are members too it could damage that part of the community. This is at least my opinion

>>10540929
couldnt YT just make gifting subs impossible on members content?

>>10540984
but that would only benefit the content creator and not give them any money, this is youtube you're talking about.

>>10541041
I mean, they still get the emotes.

>>10540984
The only way i could see it work is as an option that could be turn off (would cut your income but you still get a sense of confidence on members) or simply moving member only content one tier up (but that would damage the image of some). But eh, we will see what happens when the time comes

The only thing I would take from Twitch would be how well their chat works. I don't know how YouTube codes theirs, but my laptop sounds like a boeing 747 taking off whenever I open the emoji menu. Then the stream usually freezes.

>>10542780
The same thing happens to me

>>10539467
Kek. I have to admit, it gave me a laugh. They're still committed to their craft.

>>10543689
Holy shit, they are fucking sad. I know that split has a hate boner for Ame because she is said Uto is her cousin, but even that is just pathetic.

>>10543689
They hate ame, or is just a single faggot making those threads?

>>10543689
Do they hate Kana too?

>>10511087

going from shitty studio to house must be crazy money pretty quickly, or maybe shes renting it or something

>>10546400
She is renting it

>>10545193
They actually hate Ame. So much that they will only refer her to the yellow one and if Nabi mama draws anything with her, they will crop Ame out or do some weird morph of Uto as Ame. They are very dedicated.
>>10545698
They don't, but they are aware of Kana hating Nacho-mama and she is a total schizo.

>>10546570
I wonder how much the anniversary stream made them seethe?

>>10543689
ame should collab with uto just to make them seethe, but alas, im pretty sure shes involved with a chinese company.

Ame-chan, if you're here, what is your favourite "traditional" halloween costume
<3

>>10546776
Uto is probably owned by some CCP group, but I know Nabi mama and that shadow company are in the midst of some weird custody battle at one point. I also know Nabi mama can't acknowledge 2 of her daughters (i think Red Ame and White Ame)

>>10539424
Do you think it syncs with Gura's?

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1443001748071714816

>>10547201
>ame and gooruh fucking each other relentlessly because they both are ovulating

>>10546570
Why?

>>10547069
Kogane & Rena.
If you can speak JP, do give them a try, they are pretty underrated.

>>10547380
Pretty hot desu
don't look at the feet

Fuck, nobody I'm interested in watching is streaming tonight. Will there even be a MC stream for Ame to crash?

I think ame was hoping to crash sanas stream

Ame, I know you're here. Just get on Minecraft already before I lose my mind. You don't have to wait for your kouhai... they'll log in eventually...

I love amechan
I also love Ame-chan

>>10547598
>10547598
Irys and Bae in 2hours

>>10547861
superglue in 3

>>10547781
Shh it's okay, look at this cute specimen

>>10547598
Irys...

>>10547861

mean to also quote >>10547722

>>10546570
>Your girlfriend ran away from home because her family doesn't want her
>She lives in your apartment and has no one but you in her life

>>10547349
Next week is going to be a good one

>>10548069
It's the opposite. Nabi is doting on Ame A LOT. I said before that holos will always overshadowed all their non-holo siblings.

>>10546570
Does Kana actually hate her mama or is that just a rrat?

>>10548384
Nabimama collab when

>>10548767
nabi eng skill is still zero from what she said recently.

>>10547431
Just so you know, it's only a handful of Uto fans that hate her. Followers of Nabi actually have no issue with Ame, but they get pulled into it regardless because they share a split.

>Why?
Literally the most nothingburger ever. Almost a year ago now Ame referred to Uto as her "cousin", instead of sister, and didn't commit to collabing with her (as we know, Ame isn't confident collabing with anyone outside of Hololive, not just Uto, and has said so from the beginning). But those Uto fans took that to heart and believes that she doesn't care about her at all and that she considers herself superior.

>>10548898
>she considers herself superior.
Well, she is & I'm not talking about numbers alone.

>>10548767
Closest one is the Ayamy/Nabi/Mel/Ame Mario Party.

Ame please, I'm begging you play payday 2 it's all I'd ever want.

IMISS AME, bros.

ame wants to read books
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg/community?lb=UgxHItHDhEAEWGKq9hR4AaABCQ

>>10550671
Fuck, I haven't read anything that wasn't absolute garbage in years.

>>10550717
I embraced my inner shit taste and have been happier ever since.

>>10550671
seeing some Dune which is always nice to see.

>do u guys read?
Me seeing the first line in a notification: Oh fuck she's about to roast us for misunderstanding the schedule in some way I'm sorry am--
>any teamates recommend some good books?
Oh

>>10550717
>>10550784
I'm just reading /x/ and /isekai/.

>>10550671
>Ame and me will never snuggle together reading books on a rainy day
GOD
DAMN
IT

>>10550902
have you read Behold a Pale Horse yet?

There was a time where I'd read lots of trashy science fiction. God damn the amount of fucking in them is crazy.

>>10550671
>those "HURR DURR Teamates don't read Ame lmao" replies
Speak for yourselves retards

>>10551140
There's fucking in award winning literature too. Toni Morrison couldn't help herself and wrote a sex scene in "Paradise". The Golden Ass, a timeless classic, has a scene where a rich woman gets fucked by a horse.

>>10551140
Same with fantasy, it's crazy how much gets published.

>>10551020
I prefer stuff like "Who Built the Moon?"

I only have one book in my place that isn't academic ever since the pandemic started and it's some captain underpants book that someone gave me. I'm not suggesting that shit to Ame

>>10551396
>captain underpants book
Based.
t. English Major.

>>10551396
Holy based anon, I kneel.

>>10547201
no Gura is usually the 3rd week of the month. 15-22

>>10551347
sounds interesting even though I think I know the answer.

Meet Ryoma. A typical Japanese 16 y/o high-schooler transported to another world! 210cm high, 250lbs of muscle in weight, capable of dispatching armored soldiers with his bare hands.

I ain't recommending shit like this to Ame, this is pure male power fantasy.

>>10551594
Tl;DR: it's an incubator built from Earth crust to make conditions more habitable and a reminder to intelligent race that would eventually emerge that it's not alone, much less first around the block

>Do u guys read?

OH NO

>Any teamates recommend some good books?

Saved

>>10551775
If I recommend Siege by James Mason will she read it?

This question made me realize I haven't read anything but shitty webnovels for the past 3 years. And that I forgot to read today's HWFWM chapter.

Would you guys participate if Ame started a book club

>>10551909
Yes
AME I LOVE YOU
AME YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD
AME PLEASE SPIT ON ME

>>10551659
Damn, why do the schizos get to have all the cool theories.
>>10551909
Only if the books were good lol

>>10551909
id join just to stare at ames pretty face, honestly.

Ame approved

>>10552081
>Damn, why do the schizos get to have all the cool theories.
Because you're being fed pozzed shit by MK Mockingbird kek.

>>10552156
Hitsu is the goat

Fuck. I barely fucking read any books besides classics like Jules Verne or Moby Dick. I'll let you guys take this one.

>>10550671
I only read the greatest literature ever written, such as the Biological Chronicle

>>10550671
>700 comments already.
FFS, I was about to recommend Hyouka.

>>10508715
How do you teacucks cope with the fact that any time she's singing Kiss Me LET ALONE Moon Song she's thinking of that faggot neet who gave her facials weekly?

I feel like I read more when I was younger, I went to check my library and looking at my collection of Harry Potter books I hadn't noticed how big the fifth book is, and I remember finishing it in two days.

>>10550671
fuck I don't read fiction, oh well

>>10552157
thanks for reminding me about mockingbird. i've been slacking on my /x/ reps.

>>10552327
I love the 6th book, and the movie.
>But I AM the chosen one.
Also, obligatory repost:
>I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking the trans students a polyjuice potion made with their own hair, turning them back into their normal selves. Despite the suicides.
>I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on the post-op Hufflepuffs, if only because the look on their face when you showed them a mirror was hilarious. But this time, you've gone too far.
>Sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry. I can't allow you to go around telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transitioning spell, if only they cast it at their crotch.
>I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, My. Potter. And that you understand why I am only awarding 42 points to Gryffindor this year.

>>10552278
I wonder if Ame would like Hyouka as a watch along. I remember really loving the visuals when i watched it last time.

I don't think she is going to join anyone's stream today, but even if she does I don't think she will hop into voice chat.

How do you teacucks cope with the fact that any time she's singing Kiss Me LET ALONE Moon Song she's thinking of me, her husband, who gives her creampies daily?

>>10551775
Amelia should look into the following highly regarded works of literature;

>Adolf Hitler - Mein Kampf
>George Lincoln Rockwell - WHITE POWER
>Savitri Devi - Defiance
>Savitri Devi - Lightning and the Sun
>Julius Evola - Ride The Tiger
>The Ellimist by K.A. Applegate
>Miguel Serrano - Adolf Hitler, The Last Avatar

>>10552472
she'd watch like a peep she is

>>10551909
Too much of a time committment. If it were short stories though, that's actually doable. Alternatively, I don't know if Ame would be interested in it but I've seen other youtubers read short stories in the public domain.

>>10552591
#Ameway

>>10552580
Getting sick of my smart fridge gaining self-awareness every other week and RPing as me...

>>10552581

>>10552409
That's fucking hilarious.

>>10552580
i don't remember writing this

>>10552609
>I've seen other youtubers read short stories in the public domain.
This was suggested but teamates were too busy trying to get Mr Bean/Iron Giant/Airplane and Karaoke on the suggestion list.

>>10552651
Did she ever watch Airplane? Aside from some of the very Jewish humor like making a little girl a fan of blacked, it's a great film. One of the best comedies of all time.

>>10552641
Have another:
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?
I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question.
CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!
Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick.
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?
EXPULSO!
Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley...
...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?...
AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU!
STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!
I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??
AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN!
ACCIO W88!!!!!
OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!!
DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!!
...
WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN
REDUCT-

>>10552581
>>10551844

>>10552651
Airplane is a cinematographic phenomenon you cultureless plebeian

>>10552713
https://youtu.be/Hrse0RUygcE

>>10552774
welp, looks like I have something to watch aside from mega64 podcasts while pounding back 40 ozes and chainsmoking in my camper trailer tonight

>>10552823
Based mega64 watcher

rrat stream starting. Lets see if Ame pops in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozSK5q4Fys0&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN

I'm gonna watch Bae on the off-chance Ame shows up.

>>10552823
Is their podcast good? I've been meaning to but ever since coof deleted my commute I haven't made time for podcasts.

I'll not watch Bae and only show up if Ame is mentioned in the threads.

>>10552718

>>10552941
this

>>10552941
same, someone please give me a (You) Ame shows up.

I'll be watching Free Guy while waiting for Ame to show up. Please give me a (You) when she does 10q.

>>10552718
the tie needs a toothbrush moustache edited in

>>10552941
Well, I'm a Rratmate, so I'll keep things updated.

>>10552950
it would kinda be funny if Kiara put up a sign near phoenixton that read: Gewerbe Macht Frei

>>10552766
I like Airplane too but you're reading into things a bit much. That anon didn't say Airplane was a bad choice or anything, just observed that it was more popular.

>>10553246
This.

>>10550671
I recommended "The picture of Dorian Gray" because some people think Basil loved Dorian and Dorian loved Henry,not the main point of the book but i'm sure Ame would be like" omg they're in love!". Also it's my favorite book and i would recommend it to anyone who wants to read a good book, the main ideas are youth, beauty and sins, i really liked what each of the 3 main characters represented (idelistic love, cynical hedonism, and a mix of the 2 with a youthful spirit) and the whole attitude side characters had. Sorry for the rant, here's a cute Ame

>>10552935
Speaking of coof they're full on masker coward 3rd booster shot homos a few of which to this day are still terrified by covid after getting vaxxed but if you can get past that and other vaguely or sometimes overt california liberal sensibilities yeah they're very amusing/entertaining. It helps me that I've been following them since they first got their Tetris sketch and other bullshit included as a disc in EGM. Also, Garrett is best boy.

also some of their funniest moments they've deleted and tried to scrub from the web, like Shawn going on a rant in podcast 22 about how all women should kill themselves or their friend Bryan saying Mario Kart DS sucks because everybody just "snake niggers" you.

>>10553200
KFPmates get on it!

>>10553393
fun fact: oscar wilde was the first to use dorian as a name.

>>10553246
>>10553336
You'll have to help me out here -- am I the autistic one, or are you? I thought the hyperbole made it obviously not a serious reply.
"Cinematographic phenomenon?" Really?

>>10550671
>remember a teeny bit of romance always makes a story better
What the heck did Ame mean by this?

>>10553824
Ame wants you to manhandle her while making love to her!

>>10550671
gosh. the last good book i remember reading was back when i was in school. fahrenheit 451. every other book ive read since has been incredibly boring or not for me at all.
maybe its because im not a huge book guy...

>>10553991
I do think about making love to Ame a LOT.

>>10553824
The girl wanted Dredd and Anderson to fall in love.

>>10553991
taking ILOVE AME to a new level

>>10553782
I figured that's what it was but I decided to reply to it seriously anyways. Poe's law and all.

>>10554057
What did she say again, something about Anderson lifting up Dredd's helmet to give him a smooch and she says something cheesy

>>10554173
>I guess I was in love with the law this whole time

>>10553782
It was 50/50, some boomers lost their shit when not everyone liked Airplane as much as they did. It's a funny movie.

I wonder if Ame also thinks that >we are also wasting our time watching Anime girls instead of getting ourselves together

>>10554217
That's it; I love this dork so much bros

>>10554173
anderson is cute

>>10554237
My favourite scene had to be
>let's take some pictures, boys
>proceeds to literally steal the paintings off the wall

Are you guys going to do anything for the ame pdf? Art, letter?

>>10554254
They all feel that way, Anon. Some are just better at hiding it than others. Ironically a lot of them are as fucked up and lazy as we are. The only difference is that they're female and have an easy money cheat.

>>10554531
It's discord related right? Then no.

>>10554531
>discord

no you dumb nigger, go back

>>10554689
>have an easy money cheat.
they don't make as much money as everyone thinks though

>>10554531
I'll just give a letter there if we still end up having no plans on her birthday.

>>10554814
still a lot compared to an average wagie. Most of them are earning way above Doctors or most other professions out there annually. Not that I'm complaining tho, I still think they deserve it. just pointing it out.

>>10554814
Anon even the most unpopular corporate chuuba makes tens of thousands in revenue a month. Sure about 60% of it gets taken off of them from jewtube and cover, but that still leaves them enough income to live comfortably and without financial worry. Most people will never experience one or both of those.

>>10555056
>>10555046
yes but they're not filthy rich, like senior IT level of annual income
you still need to be frugal if you want to retire early

>>10554689
>everyone is a cynical asshole because I am one
Not how it works, faggot.

>nearly an hour into Bae's stream and still no Ame. I'm getting worried bros....

>>10555528
You were an idiot for even expecting anything. Maybe she’ll show up when IRyS starts, but don’t count on it.

>>10551909
I read a lot so it sounds pretty fun, but I am almost certain she would pick terrible books

>>10555716
you don't like BL?

>>10555850
I'm disgusted by it and it's Ame's worst trait by far

>>10554254
You have to be quite thin-skinned to be bothered by what Ina said but then again, we are on 4chan after all so it is to be expected.
I'd like to think that Ame enjoys her job and sees value in what she does, I mean, she's been streaming for years without making any money.

Of course if you look at it objectively yeah, we are wasting our time. It's no different than watching a movie or playing a video game.

>>10555896
I hate BL too but then again I like Yuri so who am I to judge

>>10551909
Only if she starts with the greeks

Ame mention on Bae's stream

>>10555954
what did ina say?

>>10555954
>Of course if you look at it objectively yeah, we are wasting our time. It's no different than watching a movie or playing a video game.
spotted the normalfag drone
what's not wasting time?
feeding your labor and time into Babylon over meaningless trinkets?
might as well choose ones you actually like

BROS, WE ARE

>>10555983
/lit/fags AWAY

>>10556087
I kneel

>>10555954
>Of course if you look at it objectively yeah, we are wasting our time. It's no different than watching a movie or playing a video game.

then isn't she a hypocrite since she is basically doing the same?

>>10555983
>ywn hear Ame sing of the arms and the man

>>10556087
Not bad, teamate.

>>10556077
That's why I said objectively you baka!
Entertainment has value if you see value in it. I enjoy watching Ame therefore I don't think I'm wasting my time but if you were to look at it from the outside then yeah, I'm wasting my time.

>>10556077
but that's what he just said

Mumei said Ame's crashing Irys stream

owl just said on on baes stream ame is going to crash irys's stream

>>10556730
With no survivors?

>>10556730
there was a load bearing 'i think' in there.

Is she actually going to speak though is the question

>>10556662
>>10556610
If someone is going to "look at it" - then it is subjective you retards. Because the'res a subject, observer, making an arbitrary judgement.

Are you from r*ddit or just underage to equate ad populum to objectivity?

>>10556721
>>10556730

Was that not Fauna that said that?

>>10556859
no fauna mentioned something else about ame a few minutes before but cut herself off
probably talking about the final portal design

awatson joined the game

amwatson joined the game

AME IS ONLINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9psi8k9bUV8&ab_channel=IRySCh.hololive-EN

Enter Ame

ITS HAPPENING

Ame on minecraft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozSK5q4Fys0

Is there a voice?

No voice I'm not gonna watch

>mume

is she going to get in discord?

What does she have planned?

Toss me a (You) if she gets in VC please.

>Gura firewalled from minecraft
>Ametato
Fuck this night I'm out.

>>10557204
good news

>>10557204
(You)

>ame on vc with EN2
>not IRYS
pain

>>10557204
on rrat

AHHHHH What stream is Ame in?

Why doesn't she stream anymore bros? Does she hate us?

>>10557204
She's in.

COME ON RRAT TURN UP AME'S VOLUME

>>10557338
I thought she was going to join IRYS

This is going to be hard

>she's with EN2
Man this is going to be painful

Ok everyone's on the same voice channel now

Okay now Mumei and Fauna sound the same.

IRyS is now on VC

I think I heard Ame in IRyS's stream lads.

>>10557438
Same, at least Irys is in the same call now

>They're probably just fucking with you
Ouch

>you do sound like you're kinda far away
Ame's so far away...

God damn it ame forcing me to listen to these girls I just can't give a fuck about

Bae is going to show everyone Ame's huge melons

>>10557696
Do it for her

They really picked the well over Truck-kun?

Ame confirms the well plan for the portal

>>10557702
Baesed

>Well won
The Tori gate and the isekai truck was a better idea

>>10557448
>EN2
>1 voice that I hate
>1 earbleading rrat
>1 whoreowl
>1 inaudible detective
yeah pass

is seeing a little bit of a really quiet ame worth having to watch EN2 members?

>>10557860
Are they that bad?

>>10556802
Well, you're right, I shouldn't have used "objectively" in that instance.

>>10557892
No

>>10557892
theyre not really enjoyable to me and are kind of annoying, but if its for ame its okay i guess.

>>10557765
management probably stepped in

Ame’s melons…

even council wants ames melons!

>>10557892
They just aren't for me, I find nothing appealing about them that can't be covered by someone in myth

When the fuck are they going to light the mountain

>>10558089
doesn't help that two of them sound retarded

>>10557892
I’m neutral on them. I like IRyS a lot though.

Ame's low volume laughs...

Irys just blew a peace of the stairs up with a creeper

Based irys upping ames volume


>>10557765
No fun management probably vetoed it

>>10557806
I don't mind hating the rrat or owl but IRyS is honestly one of the better EN members. She's the one I watch when Ame isn't streaming, sweet girl that actually manages to be one of the top HoloEN streamers even with the model debuff.

>don't hear ame, turn up the volume
>bae screaming
>can barely hear ame
my ears...

>Ame went into her mic properties and set it to 10% volume just to make sure no one could pay too much attention to her
Sasuguh

>>10557892
Not really, not even IRyS combo makes them worthwhile.

Ame coming in clutch with extra stairs\
>>10558278
IRyS is great, she just got shafted with a bade design.