/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ah, o pepeloni, pepeloni. Conheces o pepeloni ? O normal ? Eu sempre- Eu peço sempre o Domino, o pepeloni Domino e sem pepeloni. Eu peço sempre o pepeloni e sem pepeloni. Pepeloni! Eu gosto de pepeloni. Eu peço sempre a pan- a pan de queijo. Como posso explicar ? Posso explicar pelo meu desenho. Eu peço sempre tipo a pan de queijo, que tem queijo aqui nesta parte, a orelha. Orelha da pizza! E depois peço- quando peço pepeloni, a orelha- tem sempre pepeloni no topo, mas eu pego nestes, FORA! Porque eu não o como! E depois eu como a pizza pan de queijo. Ok ? Compreendem ? Compreensível. Pepeloni, sim.

>AWAY

Why did she mean by this?

>>959163
I love Haachama

>>961593
Me too

>>961593
>Understandable

Because I don't eat it!

>>961587
I cried.

I still don't know what she meant by "the no one"

PEPELONI PIZZAAAAA

Aaaah, le pepperoni. Le pepperoni. Vous connaissez le pepperoni ? Le rien du tout ? Toujours, je commande toujours le domino, domino pepperoni; et sans pepperoni. Je commande toujours du pepperoni et sans pepperoni. Pepperoni ! J'aime le pepperoni. Toujours, je commande toujours du fromage - pâte au fromage. Comment je peux l'expliquer ? Je peux expliquer avec mon dessin. Je commande toujours la pâte au fromage, il y a du fromage ici, sur cette partie, l'oreille. L'oreille de la pizza. Puis je commande, quand je commande le pepperoni sur l'oreille, il y a toujours du pepperoni dessus. Mais je le JETTE ! Parce que je le mange pas ! Et après je mange la pizza avec une pâte au fromage.

>>961587
Absolutely stellar

>>962417
The part that gets me is that she says she orders the pepeloni without the pepeloni, but then she says she picks the pepeloni away. Didn't she order it without pepeloni to begin with?

>>961601
>>961692
>>961593
but does she love you?

>>962737
the pepeloni and without the pepeloni
meaning pepeloni on one half, cheese on the other, i assume

>>959163
Lets be real everybody, who actually likes pepeloni in their pizza? If you do like it, you are either a retard or faggot.

>>962417
She's trying to say "the normal one", as in the basic pizza

>>963330
me
t. retard

>>959163

YOU UNDERSTAND

UNDERSTANDABLE

PEPEPLONI, YES

>>963351
This is wrong. I slowed the video to 0.25 speed and there is absolutely nothing that suggests she was mumbling "normal", it's a clean oooooo sound the whole way through.

>>963456
AWAY

>>963470
yes I'm sure she just stretched no out to several syllables instead of stumbling over another word

>>963558
>it was real in my mind
Meds.

Aх, пeпeлoни, пeпeлoни. Bы знaeтe пeпeлoни? Hopмaльный? Я вceгдa ... Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю Domino, Domino pepeloni и no pepeloni. Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю пeпeлoни и бeз пeпeлoни. Пeпeлoни! Люблю пeпeлoни. Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю cкoвopoдy - cыpнyю фopмy. Кaк я мoгy oбъяcнить? Я мoгy oбъяcнить этo cвoим pиcyнкoм. Я вceгдa пpoшy cыpнyю кacтpюлю, y кoтopoй здecь, в yхe, ecть cыp. Ухo пиццы! A пoтoм я cпpaшивaю - кoгдa я пpoшy пeпeлoни, yхo - нa нeм вceгдa пeпeлoни cвepхy, нo я бepy их, BHE! Пoтoмy чтo я этo нe eм! A пoтoм я eм пиццy нa cыpнoй cкoвopoдe. OК? Пoнимaeшь? Пoнятнo. Пeпeлoни, дa.

>>963470
I think she meant "the one with no peperoni".
Peperoni, yes or no? The "no" one.

>>963470
She's talking about the Eldritch god No'one, the understander of pepeloni

>>963330
me
t. retarded faggot

>>963558
>>963470
Either:
(a) she was trying to say "the one with no pepperoni" i.e. a pepperoni pizza with the pepperoni taken off, but just didn't know how to explain that and trailed off
(b) she meant to say "the new one" as in a new specialty pizza. She mentions it has cheese on the crust, and it's possible that was a new menu item in her location.
The former is most likely.

>>963330
Pepperoni is probably the best single-topping pizza you can buy. Of course you can make much better pizzas with more toppings, but if you're keeping it simple pepperoni is about as good as it gets.
>more flavor than ham/chicken or plain cheese
>better texture than bacon or sausage
>more savory than just peppers or onions
It's top-tier by itself and only bad on a pizza with a bunch of other stuff already going on because the flavor doesn't blend as well with others.

I think we might be close to cracking this, boys -- Dominos was the first pizza chain in virtual Australia to add plant-based pizzas to its menu [1], so ordering the "domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepeloni" could be in reference to the vegan Pepperoni substitute Dominos implemented as part of its offerings. Cheese cheese pan, the cheese pan that it has cheese on the ear of pizza, probably describes a stuffed-crust pizza or a crust that has cheese spread out over the area of the crust, or perhaps some type of integrated breadstick option that uses cheese on the crust area, there's debate ongoing but the consensus has yet to be formed.

And then I order, when I order pepeloni the ear , it always have the pepeloni on the top
But I pick up this, Away! Because I don't eat it!

This might be in reference to Pepperoni being applied to the crust by mistake during the baking process due to worker incompetence, or some camps have theorized that she removes the pepperoni she ordered and eats the pizza plain. This is certainly not outside the realm of possibility, seeing that during the cooking process the pepperoni or vegan pepperoni substitute will cook and deposit its juices on the cheese and pizza sauce. Haachama might just opt for the presence of these post-cooking byproducts while removing the meat/meat substitute as a personal taste, perhaps the meat disrupts the blend of the pizza during consumption by overpowering its components, and just the remnant oils are enough to ensure the harmony of flavors, It's likely we may never actually know.


[1] https://thebrag.com/dominos-vegan-menu/

https://vocaroo.com/1fmkNVPVHQZ3

>>965511
holy based

>>962470
Imagine hachamma getting ugly bastarded by this absolute unit and forced to give birth to his off spring.

>>967046
Do not lewd the vtubers. (except with each other)

>>963330
t. contrarian

あぁ…ペペロニは、ペペロニ。ペペロニがしってる?ふつぅのやつ。いつも、いつもドミノで。ドミノのペペロニなしペペロニをちゅうもん。いつもちゅうもんはペペロニ、ペペロニぬきで。ペペロニ!ペペロニがすきね。いつもが。いつもが、いつもはチーズの…チーズパン。あぁ、どうしてせつめい?えがきでせつめい!いつもチーズパンをちゅうもん、こっちでチーズがあって、そっちのみみ。ピザのみみ。そしてちゅうもんは、ペペロニをちゅうもんとき、そのみみが、こっち、うえにペペロニがいつも、でもそっちをとって…とんでけ!たべないので、チーズパンピザをたべる。でしょう?わかる?わかってるね!ペペロニ!イエス!

>>963330
If it's a 1-topping pizza pepperoni is like the easy compromise solution, that or sausage.

On a multi-topping pizza however yeah it's possibly just going to get in the way.

Aah... the pepeloni, pepeloni. You know the pepeloni? The nomal one? I always- I always order the, ahh...the domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepperoni. I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I like pepeloni. Yah- I always- I always order the cheese-cheese pan.Uhh.. How can I explain? I can explain by my drawin. I always, order like- the cheese pan that has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza! And then- I order, when I- when I order pepeloni- the ear, always have the pepeloni on- he- the top. But I pick up this, Away! Because I don't eat it! and then I eat the cheese pan pizza. Okay? You understand? Understandable. pepeloni- yes!

>Based pepeloni.

>>961587
Someone should superchat this to Haachama

>>963745
>A, пeпeлoни, пeпeлoни. Bы знaeтe пeпeлoни? Hикaкyю? Я вceгдa... Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю Дoминo, Дoминo пeпeлoни и бeз пeпeлoни. Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю пeпeлoни и бeз пeпeлoни. Пeпeлoни! Люблю пeпeлoни. Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю cыpнyю, cыpнyю миcкy. Кaк я мoгy oбъяcнить? Я мoгy oбъяcнить ecли нapиcyю. Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю cыpнyю миcкy, y кoтopoй cыp вoт здecь, в этoй чacти, в yхe. Ухo oт пиццы! A пoтoм я зaкaзывaю, кoгдa я зaкaзывaю пeпeлoни, yхo - нa нeм вceгдa пeпeлoни cвepхy, нo я их зaбиpaю, BOH! Пoтoмy чтo я этo нe eм! A пoтoм eм пиццy нa cыpнoй миcкe. Oкeй? Пoнимaeтe? Пoнимaeмo. Пeпeлoни, дa.
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t. semiprofessional RU/EN translator

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>>959163
I can't stop thinking about that Dark Souls boss (or whatever it was) drawing edit of The No One

>>965511

>>970179
AWAY!

https://files.catbox.moe/m9v2wv.mp3

Ahh die Salami, Salami. Du kennst die Salami? Die gar keine. Ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die Domino. Dominosalami und ohne Salami. Ich bestelle immer die Salami und ohne Salami. Salami! Ich mag Salami, ja. Ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die Cheese- Cheesepan. Ahh wie kann ich erklären? Ich kann mit meiner Zeichnung erklären! Ich bestelle immer sowas wie die Cheesepan damit sie Käse hier hat, dieses Teil, das Ohr. Ohr der Pizza. Und dann, ich bestelle- w-wenn ich Salami bestelle, das Ohr- es hat immer eine Salami auf s- oben auf, aber ich nehme die... WEG! Weil ich es nicht esse. Und dann esse ich die Cheesepanpizza. Okay? Verstehst du? Verständlich! Salami! Ja.

>>970194
Save it, It's all yours my friend :)

>>970518
Perfect, thank you anon

>>970518
And then you meet the true final boss

Ahh, el pepeloni, pepeloni. ¿Sabes el pepeloni? ¿El nadie? Yo siempre- yo siempre pido el domino, domino pepeloni; y sin pepeloni. Siempre pido el pepeloni y sin pepeloni. ¡Pepeloni! Me gusta el pepeloni. Yo siempre- siempre pido el queso- queso en el pan. ¿Cómo lo puedo explicar? Lo puedo explicar con my dibujo. Yo siempre, pido lo que és como el queso en pan que tiene queso aquí, esta parte, la oreja. Oreja de la pizza. Y entonces pido, cuando pido pepeloni la oreja, siempre tiene el pepeloni encima. Pero cojo esto, ¡Fuera! ¡Porque no me lo como! Entonces me como la pizza de pan de queso. ¿Ok? ¿Comprendes? ¡Comprensible! ¡Pepeloni! Sí.

>>970593
Ah....

We need to wait for the next coco/haato collab. Then we all superchat asking coco to translate just what the fuck she means by the pepeloni

>>959163
so what is "the pepeloni"?

>>970207
Wats dis?

>>971530
the no one

She needs to collab with Luna again.
I love that one mindbreaks the other every single time.

>>971530
You know the domino?

>>963330
pepeloni is for subs. keep that shit off pizza.

Ahh, o pepelhoni. Sabes o pepelhoni? O ninguén? Eu sempre- eu sempre pido o domino, domino pepelhoni, e sen pepelhoni. Sempre pido o pepelhoni e sen pepelhoni. Pepelhoni! Gústame o pepelhoni. Eu sempre- sempre pido o queso- queso no pan. Cómo podo explicalo? Podo explicalo co meu debuxo. Eu sempre, pido o que é como o queso en pan que ten queso acolá, nesta parte, a orella. Orella da pizza. E entonces pido, cando pido pepelhoni a orella, sempre tén o pepelhoni encima. Pero collo isto, Fóra! Porque non o como! Entonces como a pizza do pan de queso. Ok? Comprendes? Comprensible? Pepelhoni! Si.

>>963330
>t. subhuman cheesefag

no toppings
double cheese
and of course, cheese on ear

this is the only acceptable pizza configuration

>>972931
>cheese on ear
wat

>>973066
cheese pan and cheese on ear of pizza
understand? understandable

>>972931
>no gyoza
>no pineapple under
ngmi

>>959163
ahh the mamaloni

>>970593
AWAY

>>963470
Someone get the /jp/ bathroom sound experts on this.

This kills the haachamachama

Does anyone have anymore bogan clips? I can't stop listening to "sorry, Haato, but Remka is my new favorite idol. Does he have a Myspace?"

>>973974
WOOOOOOOOOW THAT'S SO COOOOL!

>>960533
CARALHO

>>974127
>Remka

>>975370
What's it supposed to be then? Renka?

>>965511
Tweet it to her, use lewd fanart if you need to bait her.

>>963330
its not my first pick, but i dont mind it

ఆఆహ్, పెప్పరోని. పెప్పరోని. మీకు పెప్పరోని తెలుసా? అస్సలు ఏమీ లేదు? ఎల్లప్పుడూ, నేను ఎల్లప్పుడూ డొమినో, డొమినో పెప్పరోనిని ఆర్డర్ చేస్తాను; మరియు పెప్పరోని లేదు. నేను ఎప్పుడూ పెప్పరోనిని ఆర్డర్ చేస్తాను, పెప్పరోని కాదు. పెప్పరోని! నాకు పెప్పరోని అంటే ఇష్టం. ఎల్లప్పుడూ, నేను ఎల్లప్పుడూ జున్ను జున్ను పాస్తాను ఆర్డర్ చేస్తాను. నేను ఎలా వివరించగలను? నేను నా డ్రాయింగ్తో వివరించగలను. నేను ఎల్లప్పుడూ జున్ను పడన ఆరడర చసతన, ఇకకడ జనన ఉద, ఈ భగల, చవ. పజజ చవ. అపపడ నన ఆరడర చసతన, నన చవప పపపరనన ఆరడర చసనపపడ, దనప ఎలలపపడ పపపరన ఉటద. కన నన దనన వసరసతన! ఎదకట నన తనన! ఆప నన జనన పడత పజజన తటన.ఆఆహ్, పెప్పరోని. పెప్పరోని. మీకు పెప్పరోని తెలుసా? అస్సలు ఏమీ లేదు? ఎల్లప్పుడూ, నేను ఎల్లప్పుడూ డొమినో, డొమినో పెప్పరోనిని ఆర్డర్ చేస్తాను; మరియు పెప్పరోని లేదు. నేను ఎప్పుడూ పెప్పరోనిని ఆర్డర్ చేస్తాను, పెప్పరోని కాదు. పెప్పరోని! నాకు పెప్పరోని అంటే ఇష్టం. ఎల్లప్పుడూ, నేను ఎల్లప్పుడూ జున్ను జున్ను పాస్తాను ఆర్డర్ చేస్తాను. నేను ఎలా వివరించగలను? నేను నా డ్రాయింగ్తో వివరించగలను. నేను ఎల్లప్పుడూ జున్ను పడన ఆరడర చసతన, ఇకకడ జనన ఉద, ఈ భగల, చవ. పజజ చవ. అపపడ నన ఆరడర చసతన, నన చవప పపపరనన ఆరడర చసనపపడ, దనప ఎలలపపడ పపపరన ఉటద. కన నన దనన వసరసతన! ఎదకట నన తనన! ఆప నన జనన పడత పజజన తటన.

>>970593
>>970179
>>963456
AWAY

>>975488
Red-kun

luvuplaHbe'. pagh DaSov'a'? qImQo''a'? jIHvaD lo'laH 'e' vIHon. 'ej romuluS 'ej tlhoS je. nabwIj vIlegh 'ej nuD vIlegh SuH! vIparHa' ngaSwI''e' vIpIHmeH mIw vIlo'laHbe'. chay' jItamtaH? Sumqu' vIneH. qoghDaj vIleghmeH jIH'eghlaHbe' 'e' vI'Iprup. Qo'noS lughaj. 'ej vIqeltaHvIS, ghu' vIQoy. 'e' vISovbe', loDnI'. ramvam pegh vI'oghbe'!

>>963470
You can hear her lips try to make a m sound, it's like: the noooom one

>>965511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5N5fwruFhw

>>976455
based and moQbara pilled

Something is bothering me about the "no one" part. Is it possible that she said the "known one"? I heard it for several times now and I'm certain she said the "known one" because peperoni is a known pizza topping right? And that is just a theory. Understand? Understandable

>>959163
Αχ, η πεπερόνι, η πεπερόνι. Γνωρίζετε την πεπερόνι; Ο κανένας; Πάντα - Ζητώ πάντα το ντόμινο, το ντόμινο πεπελόνι. και χωρίς πεπερόνι. Παραγγέλνω πάντα την πεπερόνη και χωρίς την πεπερόνη. Πεπελωνι! Μου αρέσει η πεπερόνι. Πάντα - ζητώ πάντα το τυρί - το τυρί στο ψωμί. Πώς μπορώ να το εξηγήσω; Μπορώ να το εξηγήσω με το σχέδιό μου. Πάντα ζητάω τι είναι σαν τυρί στο ψωμί που έχει τυρί εδώ, αυτό το μέρος, το αυτί. Αυτί πίτσας. Και μετά ρωτάω, όταν ζητώ πεπερόνι για το αυτί, έχει πάντα την πεπερόνη στην κορυφή. Αλλά το παίρνω, φύγε! Επειδή δεν το τρώω! Τότε τρώω πίτσα με ψωμί τυριών. Εντάξει? Καταλαβαίνεις Κατανοητός! Πεπελωνι! Ναί.

>>965511
It's been so long since I've heard that voice

>>959163
Haachama's eyepatch is really cute. I wish she'd wear it more. I want to poke out her eye so she has to wear it all the time.

>>979175
>He wasn't in the gura thread

>>979470
This seems like it would make a funny question to send to her Q&A.

>>978151
The only thing that makes sense is her stumbling on "the normal one"

>>961587
beautiful

>>965511
markiplier no

>>982586
>Rushia is Reddit
Why?
I like Rushia.
Is it just because she screams a lot?



rumao rumao
BIG KUSA

>>962580

>>963330
I like peperoni and pineapple on my pizza

>>982586
Rushia is a confirmed whore.

>>988825
>red-kun post graduation

>>982586

>>989970
heh

So is she a chunni or was this changed by a few misunderstandings and thought fuck it $$$ here I come!

the way she says pepeloni is so cute
upvote if you agree

>>990694
im givin u karma

haachama is a daft, daft cunt

>>959163
post the streamable

>>978151
She probably meant "the one with no pepperoni" but in Japanese grammar-influenced sentence structure.
"The no-pepperoni one"

>>978151
nomal = normal. I spent 30 mins transcribing Chammer's pepeloni.

Aah... the pepeloni, pepeloni. You know the pepeloni? The nomal one? I always- I always order the, ahh...the domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepperoni. I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I like pepeloni. Yah- I always- I always order the cheese-cheese pan.Uhh.. How can I explain? I can explain by my drawin. I always, order like- the cheese pan that has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza! And then- I order, when I- when I order pepeloni- the ear, always have the pepeloni on- he- the top. But I pick up this, Away! Because I don't eat it! and then I eat the cheese pan pizza. Okay? You understand? Understandable. pepeloni- yes!

>>991467
>The nomal one?
try again

>>991478
Listen to it again. ffs.

>>991518
someone post the waveform of the clip that shows 3 syllables in "the no one" and not 4

Will any of you autists please post the waveform?

>>991130
That wouldn't make sense because right before she says the "no one" she says "You know the pepeloni?" meaning she is only talking about the pepperoni pizza first

Aah... al salame piccante, salame piccante. Conoscete al salame piccante? Quello no? Ordino... Ordino sempre la... la Domino, Domino al salame piccante; e senza salame piccante. Ordino sempre al salame piccante e senza il salame piccante. Salame piccante! Mi piace il salame piccante! Yah. Ordino... Ordino sempre il formaggio, impasto al formaggio. Come posso spiegare? Posso spiegare con un mio disegnando. Ordino sempre, tipo... L'impasto al formaggio che ha il formaggio qui, in questa parte, l'orecchio. L'orecchio della pizza! E quindi ordino, quando io, quando io ordino salame piccante, l'orecchio, ha sempre il salame piccante... so... sopra. Ma li prendo così, via! Perché non lo mangio! E quindi mangio la pizza con l'impasto al formaggio. OK? Avete compreso? Comprensibile! salame piccante, sì!

>>960533
baseado

I wonder if chamers will have any filter for the horror sunday.. some of the entries are full yabai

Aah ... am pepeloni, pepeloni. Tha fios agad air na pepeloni? Am fear ainmichte? Bidh mi an-còmhnaidh- bidh mi an-còmhnaidh ag òrdachadh an, ahh ... an domino, domino pepeloni; agus às aonais pepperoni. Bidh mi an-còmhnaidh ag òrdachadh na pepeloni agus às aonais pepeloni. Pepeloni! Is toigh leam pepeloni. Yah- Bidh mi an-còmhnaidh - bidh mi an-còmhnaidh ag òrdachadh pan-càise càise.Uhh .. Ciamar as urrainn dhomh mìneachadh? Is urrainn dhomh mìneachadh le mo drawin. Bidh mi an-còmhnaidh, ag òrdachadh mar a tha - am pana càise air a bheil càise an seo, am pàirt seo, a ’chluais. Cluas pizza! Agus an uairsin- bidh mi ag òrdachadh, nuair a bhios mi- nuair a dh ’òrduicheas mi pepeloni- a’ chluais, gum bi am pepeloni an-còmhnaidh air a ’mhullach. Ach tha mi a ’togail seo, air falbh! Leis nach eil mi ga ithe! agus an uairsin bidh mi ag ithe am pana pana càise. Ceart gu leor? Tha thu a 'tuigsinn? Tuigseach. pepeloni- tha!

>>959163
Ah, the pepperoni, pepperoni! You know, the pepperoni? The new one! I always order from Dominos, Dominos' pepperoni, but without pepperoni. I always order the pepperoni but with no pepperoni.
Pepperoni! I like pepperoni!
I always order with the cheese main topping.
How can I explain? I can explain with a drawing!
[AFTER THIS PART, OUR TRANSLATOR HAD A BRAIN ANEURYSM AND HAD TO STOP]
[WE HIRED A NEW ONE]
I always order it like, the one who has cheese inside the crust, this part, the crust, the crust of the pizza, and then; I order- when I order pepperoni, the crust always has pepperoni on top of it, but I pick them away, because I do not eat it, and then I eat the pizza, okay?
Do you understand what I said?
You understand!
Pepperoni, yes!

>>962417
THE NEW ONE
IT WAS THE NEW ONE

It's fucking the NOOOOOOO one, not the NEW one, not the NORMAL one.

The NOOOOOOOO one.

I can't stop hearing "the newer one" now.
help

>>993716
Is a kilogram of steel heavier than a kilogram of pepeloni?

>>963330
Low spice for low test

>>974127
That version of her voice makes me hard as diamonds.

>>995652
Tha's right, i's steel.
Cuz steel is heavier th'n pepeloni!

>>989970
wrinkles in the blain ewwww disgustiiing

>>994003
Hi Haachama.

>>981894
okay i will

>>996052
Had the pleasure of meeting Haachama at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

>>991467
>the normal one

>>995875
I agree, that shota voice hits me right in the dick

Haachama for VShojouJP Gen 1

>>975488
Red-kun, her "handsome man voice" she does from time to time, which just sounds like a mature Japanese woman voice (or an Aussie chick voice when she does it while speaking English).

>>998107
Kill yourself.

>>997868
>shota voice
Huh?

haachamachama~

>>999395
I assume you're talking about Red-kun?

>>961593
I wish Haachama loved me

>>970143
>Hикaкyю?
Arguably 'пycтyю' or 'пpocтyю' makes more sense, but we don't do that with Haachama.
>ecли нapиcyю
'нa pиcyнкe' is a bit more verbatim, 'c пoмoщью pиcyнкa' would be grammatically correct.
Then again, I'm not a translator, I'm just bored.

>>959163

>>991467
Wait a sec, is she saying that she just likes to tear off the stuffed crust and eat it but she doesn't like when they put the pepeloni on that part?
In that case, the pepeloni from the ear probably goes away! onto the rest of the slice, which she eats afterwards with all the pepelonis on it.

>>1014055
I think you're right.

>>960533
PUTA QUE PARIU

>>962417
its the one that doesnt have, the one which is not. the "no" one

Requesting swedish version for a friend

>>1016256
Eeh... zee-a pepeluni, pepeluni. Yuou knuo zee-a pepeluni? Zee-a numel oune-a? I ilveys- I ilveys ourder zee-a, ihh...zee-a dumeenu, dumeenu pepeluni; und vithuout pepperuni. I ilveys ourder zee-a pepeluni und vithuout pepeluni. Pepeluni! I leeke-a pepeluni. Yeh- I ilveys- I ilveys ourder zee-a cheese-a-cheese-a puon.Uhh.. Huo cuon I ixpleen? I cuon ixpleen by my drevin. I ilveys, ourder leeke-a- zee-a cheese-a puon zeet hes cheese-a oun here-a, zees pert, zee-a ier. Ier ouff pizza! Und zee-a- I ourder, vhee-a I- vhee-a I ourder pepeluni- zee-a ier, ilveys hefe-a zee-a pepeluni oun- he-a- zee-a tup. Buot I pick up zees, Ivey! Becuose-a I dun't iet it! und zee-a I iet zee-a cheese-a puon pizza. Oukey? Yuou understuond? Understuondeble-a. pepeluni- yes! Bork Bork Bork!

آآه البيبلوني ، بيبلوني. هل تعرف البيبلوني؟ الا أحد؟ أنا دائمًا - أطلب دومينو دومينو بيبلوني ؛ وبدون بيبيلوني. أنا دائما أطلب البيبلوني وبدون بيبلوني. بيبيلوني! أنا أحب البيبلوني. أنا دائما - دائما أطلب صينية الجبن. كيف لي أن أشرح؟ أستطيع أن أشرح من خلال رسمي . أنا دائما أطلب مثل صينية الجبن التي فيها جبن هنا ، هذا الجزء ، الأذن. أذن البيتزا. ثم أطلب ، عندما أطلب بيبيلوني الأذن ، دائمًا يكون فيهابيبلوني في الأعلى. لكنني ارمي هذا بعيدًا!! لأنني لا آكله!

How many pepelonis, the no ones, do you need to away before you are satisfied?!

>>959163
https://vocaroo.com/1fNxpscxpRr8

https://vocaroo.com/18My1eaPGEDL

https://vocaroo.com/1efhxMfFxMCF


Im collecting these...give me more!

How do you guys cope with the FACT that she said "the normal one" and NOT the no one?

Shes talking about the 'no 'za (dominos pizza). The 'no one.
Haachama understands memes better than you newfags.

Had a pepeloni pizza yesterday just because of haachama chama.

>>1013843
>'пycтyю' or 'пpocтyю'
I regarded "the no one" to mean a pizza with no toppings. But yeah, it boils down to how you want the end result to flow, depends on whether you would like a verbatim translation, one that makes sense, or one that emulates haachama's half-broken speech.

>>1021357
>>1013843
>I regarded "the no one" to mean a pizza with no toppings.
In the same way you could idiosyncratically say, for example, "чaй c ничeм / чaй бeз ничeгo" to mean tea with no sugar in it.

>love me chamers
>love me haato
>hate pepeloni
>Simple as

Ahhh, de Pepeloni. Pepeloni. Kennst du die Pepeloni? Die NEEEEIIIIIINNNNN Sorte? Ich bestelle immer die... ahhh, die Domino! Domino Peploni; und ohne Pepeloni! Ich bestelle immer die Pepeloni und ohne Pepeloni. Pepeloni! Ich mag Pepeloni. Ja, Ich bestelle immer- immer bestelle ich die Käse- Käsepfanne Pizza. Uhh... Wie kann ich es erklären? Ich kann es mit meiner Zeichnung erklären. Ich bestelle immer- die Käsepfanne welche Käse hier hat, auf diesem Teil, dem Ohr. Das Ohr der Pizza! Und dann- Ich bestelle, wenn ich- wenn ich die Pepeloni bestelle- Das Ohr, hat immer Pepeloni hie- oben drauf. Aber ich nehme diese. Weg! Weil ich sie nicht esse! Und dann esse ich die Käsepfanne Pizza. Ok? Verstehst du? Verständlich! Pepeloni! Ja!

>>960533
CAMÕES AÍ

>>1020259
based pepeloni librarian
someone do the sonnet, I just tried by my mic is fucked

Still the best thumbnail image.

>>1014055
Have you done it? Have you cracked the code?

HACHAMACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1014055
This is contradicted by my drawing.

>>1014055
Believable theory, but she disproves it by her drawing.

>>1001369
Red-kun is supposed to be a "handsome man" voice, not a shota voice.

>>1025784
>HAACHAMA GET OVER HERE YA SLAG
>Wat is problem?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>cheese pan, the no one!
>THE HELL AEE YOU ON ABOUT YA TWAT? THIS PIZZA HAS GYOZA ON IT AND FUCKING PINEAPPLE UNDERNEATH! AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PEPERONI THEY ORDERED?
>the pepeloni? AWAY! I dont eat it!
>TAKE OFF YOUR EYEPATCH AND GET RE THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YA CUNT

>>1025784
>>1025979
But he likes her cooking.
https://youtu.be/n9AkIEDVHoU?t=6

>>1025979
>FUCK HAACHAMA? NO! FUCK YOU! HAACHAMACHAMA~!!

>>963330
Pepeloni is good on it's own, pepeloni + mushroom is god tier.

>>1020576
>>1021237
I think she was actually trying to say "aah, the pepeloni, you know the one" but it came out wrong.

>>1027016
If she was thinking in terms of Japanese grammatical structure, she meant "the no one" as in "the (pizza with) no (extra toppings)"

>>1027931
But then she has to away the pepeloni so its not really a no toppings one.
I still think she said "the new one", probably something that was new in the dominos catalog in australia, the crust with cheese inside is relatively recent

>>1026222
>>1025979
Not only does he like it, he's the one who taught her

>>1027985
Pepeloni is the most basic pizza, so "the no one" meant "the one without", as in without any extra shit on it except the pepeloni

>>1028025
that would be the cheese pizza, which is also the thing she apparently wants so i'm not convinced. Unless you factor in the "removing pepeloni leaves a softer pepeloni taste that she likes" theory

>>1028050
She doesn't like the cheese pizza, she likes pepeloni pizza (but without the pepeloni because she doesn't eat it)

Warning: do not read the spoiler.
Pepeloniposting is the new baneposting.

>>1028070
pepeloni? pepeloni.
understandable. yes

>>1028126
perhaps he's wondering why someone would order pepeloni, before throwing it out of a pizza?

A-a! Пeпeлoни. Пeпeлoни! Знaeтe пeпeлoни? Hикaкyю? Я кaждый, кaждый paз бepy в Дoминo. Дoминo пeпeлoни. Ho бeз пeпeлoни. Я вceгдa бepy пeпeлoни нo бeз пeпeлoни. Пeпeлoни! Люблю пeпeлoни. Я кaждый paз бepy cыpнyю, cыpнyю тapeлкy. Кaк oбъяcнить? Oбъяcню нa pиcyнкe. Я кaждый paз бepy cыpнyю тapeлкy, y кoтopoй y нeё cыp вoт тyт, здecь, гдe yхo. Ухo пиццы! A пoтoм бepy, кoгдa бepy пeпeлoни, y нeё вceгдa пeпeлoни cвepхy. Ho я их coбиpaю, ДOЛOЙ! Пoтoмy чтo я тaкoe нe eм! A пoтoм eм cыpнyю тapeлкy пиццy. Пoняли? Пoнятнo? Пeпeлoни! ...дa.

>>1028295
6/10 exhaled

I had a dream about some guy carrying a plate full of pepperoni away. What did you do to me

Haatons are like pigeons trying to satisfy their thirst from a puddle in the asphalt.

It has gotten to the point where I no longer remember what pepeloni is meant to sound like..

>>1030026
I'm so terrified of accidently letting slip pepeloni in front of anyone irl and being looked at like the most retarded of retards

>>1020259
https://vocaroo.com/1fckdahlsbZV

>>961593
we all do

>>963456
plz go

>>970179

>>1038030
hypothetically if i were to pay anyone on Cameo to say this script who should it be?

>>1020259
https://vocaroo.com/1nuhx3v6fjoB

>>1028126
you just dont get it

>>1038339
Spike?

>>1038956
Who? Should I be flattered?

>>1038956
>>1039011
Wait are you really comparing me to Steve fucking Blum? Good joke. You funny guy.

わん ぺぺろに ぴざ ぷりず、 あんど かん ゆ ふる ざ いる あぷ ゐず ちず? あい らぶ ちず お ばと あい へいと ぺぺろに そ あい'む ごいんぐ と ていく どぜ おふ、 あゑい!!

>>1038308
Is Brian Hanford on there? If so, get him to do it as V from DMC5.

>>1038308
>>1039380
He isn't, it'd have to be Dan Southworth instead.

>>1033207
Imagine if someone responded with 'The no one?' though

>>1038308
Gilbert Gottfried

Is Haachama aware of The Pepeloni being memed?

>>963330
The truth is, Pizza is like sex, there's no such thing as bad sex. They could put any meat/fruit/vegetable on Pizza and it'll still be good. Same thing applies to ice cream. Arguing over what type of pizza is better or worse is the definition of #1stWorldProblems.

>>1041560
>there's no such thing as bad sex
Rape?
>there's no such thing as bad pizza
Anchovies, olives, fetta cheese, dates, those are all dogshit pizza toppings.
>no such thing as bad ice cream
Literally anything with mint, strawberry, any cheap store brand icecream.

>>1041731
>olives, fetta cheese
slow down there, cowboy
>strawberry
alright now you and me are gonna have a problem

>>1041731
>Anchovies, olives, fetta cheese, dates, those are all dogshit pizza toppings.
Pizza is a combination of dough, pasta, cheese and various toppings. If there's a topping you don't like you can peal it off. If the cheese is bad you can peal it off. Then you are left with tasty bread. If the bread is also bad then you went to the wrong place to get pizza. The point, a lot of things have to go wrong for a pizza to be bad.

>>1041864
Oh yeah you can "away" any topping you like unless it's fucking stuck on there or the residuel taste fucks it up.

>>1041818
Olives aren't actually bad but fetta cheese is a sin against god, ate that shit once with some weird salad with pomegranates and lamb and it was vile.

>>1041731
>Mint ice cream is bad
Fantastic, now I know I can safely discount everything you say

>>1042033
>icecream that tastes like mouthwash is good
It must freshen your breath after all the cock you obviously suck, faggot, mint icecream is trash.

>>1041731
Rape? There is no Russian word for rape. In Russia rape is the same thing as making love.

>>1042159
>All that projection
You don't need to repress who you are, homo. Incidentally:
https://today.yougov.com/topics/food/articles-reports/2020/07/14/popular-ice-cream-flavor-poll-survey-direct
>Tied for third (along with strawberry which you also took a shot at)
You're objectively wrong but go on

>>1042159
>icecream that tastes like mouthwash
Good mint ice cream doesn't taste anything like mouthwash, you'd know that if you didn't eat some off brand shit you bought from a local 711 or some shit

>>1041005
Seems so.
https://youtu.be/7J8hZuBz54g?t=5518

>>965511
wtf meatcanyon is that you?

>>1041731
>he hasn't taken the 'chovy pill

>>1043769
Every once in a while (like, once every 3 or 4 pizzas I get), I'll do a half with anchovies. I can't do it over the entirety of the pizza, too salty, but it's an oddly satisfying taste. Sometimes. In certain circumstances.

If I away the pepeloni, will you die?

>>1043852
It would be very no one

>>1043943
But I don't eat it!

>>960533
perigosamente baseado

>>1041731
>strawberry
actually what the fuck.

>>1038030
>>1038339
I thank you for your contributions to the library of Pepeloni

>>1043769
>>1043819
I can only handle a slice or two, any more than that is just too much, then again my local place serves up some big slices

Pineapples are not bad on pizza. Fight the real enemy.

I think the no one = the one you know. As in, "Ah, pepperoni pizza. You know that kind, right?"

>>1045677
Is that edible?
Everything screams NO but something inside me compels me to give it a try.

>>1045787
Anything with un-tainted ingredients is edible. Whether you'd want it in your mouth or not is another story.

>>1038308
Steve Downes has a Cameo still I think. Would bust up my sides if he did it.

>>1045677
I see no problem here

Pizza and milk is actually kino

>>1047725
milk goes well with pretty much everything
I feel bad for nonwhites

>>1045677
>>1047517
Same, milk is just dairy, it's not terribly different from putting some cream on a slice of pizza

Try juice or alcohol instead

ஆ, பெப்பெலோனி, பெப்பெலோனி. பெப்பலோனி உங்களுக்குத் தெரியுமா? சாதாரணமா? நான் எப்போதும்- நான் எப்போதும் டோமினோ, டோமினோ பெப்பெலோனி மற்றும் பெப்பலோனியை ஆர்டர் செய்கிறேன். நான் எப்போதும் பெப்பலோனியை ஆர்டர் செய்கிறேன். பெப்பெலோனி! எனக்கு பெப்பலோனி பிடிக்கும். நான் எப்போதும் சீஸ் பான்-டு-பான் ஆர்டர் செய்கிறேன். நான் எவ்வாறு விளக்க முடியும்? எனது வரைபடத்தின் மூலம் அதை நான் விளக்க முடியும். நான் எப்போதும் சீஸ் பான் கேட்கிறேன், இந்த பகுதியில் சீஸ் உள்ளது, காது. பீட்சாவின் காது! பின்னர் நான் கேட்கிறேன்- நான் பெப்பலோனியைக் கேட்கும்போது, காது- அது எப்போதும் மேலே பெப்பலோனியைக் கொண்டுள்ளது, ஆனால் நான் இதை எடுத்துக்கொள்கிறேன், வெளியே! ஏனென்றால் நான் அதை சாப்பிடுவதில்லை! பின்னர் நான் சீஸ் பான் பீட்சாவை சாப்பிடுகிறேன். சரி ? உனக்கு புரிகிறதா? புரிந்துகொள்ளக்கூடியது. பெப்பெலோனி, ஆம்.

>>1039351
>あゑい!!

こず あい どんと いいと いっと。

>>1039351
>>1051877
incredibly cursed

>>959163
Does she play the flute?

vTuber? More like buhiituber!

>>995540
based
if you were a girl or a passable trap i'd fuck you because you're based

>>1049719
э бля жaб ayзынды дaлбaeб

I wonder if she made the game herself

אהה הפפלוני, פפלוני. אתם מכירים את הפפלוני? הזה עם בלי. אני תמיד, אני תמיד מזמינה את, את הדומינו. דומינו פפלוני ובלי הפפלוני. אני תמיד מזמינה את הפפלוני ובלי פפלוני. פפלוני! אני אוהבת פפלוני, כן. אני תמיד, אני תמיד מזמינה את, את המגש- מגש גבינה. אהה איך אני יכולה להסביר? אני יכולה להסביר בעזרת הציור שלי! אני תמיד מזמינה כאילו את המגש גבינה שיש עליו גבינה פה, החלק הזה. האוזן. אוזן של פיצה. ואז, אני מזמינה- כש- כשאני מזמינה פפלוני,האוזן- תמיד יש פפלוני על ה- מעל, אבל אני אוספת אותם... החוצה! כי אני לא אוכלת את זה. ואז אני אוכל את הפיצה מגש גבינה. אוקיי? אתה מבינים? מובן? פפלוני! כן.

is it weird that her crying turns me on?

what the actual FUCK is going on

>>1062569
absolute kino, that's what

was she actually too scared of the game that she just ends the stream???

>>1062842
Unfortunately yes. She actually cried for real that time.

>>1062842
She cut it off because it became cringe after the dude who made the game self-inserted himself.
At first I felt bad for the guy when she was forcing herself to keep playing, but then the last boss happened. What an embarrassment

>>1062842
>>1062920
You're both retards.

>>1062920
bullshit, that was obviously fake crying with all that simultaneous screaming and shouting

>>1060666
I guess fucking not. That doughnut steel was disgusting.

>>1063025
>>1063006
She literally only moved after like the 6 death. It's obvious she was shooked there. I don't blame her. She's just a girl after all.

>>1063006
look I'm just really confused ok

>>1063126
you underestimate her badly if you think that makes her scared enough to cry lmao. I could understand if you argued she was frustrated enough, but obviously that ain't it either

Rate the stream

>>1063275

This. The 30 minutes of horror content after that makes me think she's desensitized to that stuff

>>1063275
Then why didn't she move? She was just standing there. Dying. Over and over.

>>1062842
>>1062920
>>1063126
>>1063275
She wasn't scared, she was frustrated because her stream got ruined.

>>1063428
Ruin? By what?

>>1043052
It's Mr. Hancock to you bitch

>>1063376
She didn't want to deal with the shitty game.

>>1063275
>>1063376
Don't break the kayfabe anons.

>>1049719
Not a VTuber
>>>/co/

>>1063376
While she was frustrated, it wasn't without reason; the game had shitty hitboxes

>>1063504
she played it right to the 66 minute mark tho. if that game was a holo you'd call it a day

>>1063483
By spending a full hour on that the game. It was just one entry of the contest, she probably only planned on spending a few minutes on it.

>>1063555
the game was nice at first, then frustrating when she sucked at it and then came the cringe self insert. Some random tried to chip in to the lore for her thing and she didnt like it

VOD just got taken down/privated. Was it meant to be no archive?

t.latefag

On march 3rd the two split halves will come together in the true ending of the saga

what you think will happen?
a fusion to create a third, perfect personality?
or an agreement where each of the two is allowed freetime according to schedules?

>>1063779
No, but the game sucked ass and had a weird developer self-insert as the final boss.

>>1063829
pepeloni eating stream

>>1063310
Self-insert kusoge definitely brought it down a little, but still recovered in the second half with the kino ending. 7/10

>>1063779
Look on >>/t/ for an archive, skip the first hour if you want

>>1063779
link still works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IqNz__e59w

>Nuking the stream and uploading the entries instead
Based Chammers

missed the stream, was the game that bad?

>>1064531
Standard jank with broken hitboxes, it had a kinda neat gimmick of using the mouse for "Haachama vision".
The final boss however really takes it into unbearably cringe levels and makes the whole thing not worth it.

>>1064531
It started off kinda nice, then Haachama got stuck and frustrated. When she got over that part the last boss was the game dev talking as himself directly to her, she didn't even move for a solid minute and after a couple half-assed attempts moved on without even making a comment

Was Chamers legit crying?

>>1064924
You know what
Yeah
Sure, she sure was.

>>1064924
She wasn't at first, but she was by the end.

"GAY... GAY... GAY... AWAY!"

>>1063610
nice rrat chang
crawl back to where you came from

>>1064924
80% sure it was audio from a previous vid she made where she voice-acted her own crying, so it was part of the lore. But my fuck was it unsettling and dragged on 30 minutes too long.

>>1063779
Streams have a tendency to not show up in the videos tab for a few minutes after they end. If you have it in your history you can still watch it during the interim

I really hope she stops playing fan games, videos and artwork are fine, but her fanbase that has the ability to make "games" are fucking retarded.

>>1067908
I think it would be ok to play them if she set a time limit. 10-15 minutes max.

>>1067980
that will just have the effect of the fanbase making shorter shitty games. I'm taking the game played in this stream as a sign that they will always be shitty.

>>1067305
>Honestly thinking the horror contest was supposed to be a single game and a few videos
>Calling me a chang for implying that the stream didn't go the way she wanted
Meds.

>>960533
/luso/ representando, gostei

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>>960533
Portuga impondo respeito, prbns

>>1045690
the known one?

>>1063500
I have no fucking idea who is that, but digits don't lie so I'm a newfriend now

>>1068591
616e6f6e6368616d6120697320626173656420746f646179

>>1064531
extremely cringe after the first half

>>1068591
Base16 is so overrated
Try using something exciting like base58 or Bech32

I hope she's calmed down.

>>1069926
I wanted to use binary, but it was a thousand or so letters over the limit.

>>1069614
>Not using the no one
Anonchama!

I wanted to watch the VOD, but as soon as I landed at a random timestamp, even the chat was calling the game cringy

Just how fucking bad is this thing?

>>1070124
I have no fucking idea what's going on, I gues I'm severly autistic and a newfriend.
Gimme a quick rundown on Mr. Hancock

>>1070212
Shitty hitboxes, shitty platforming that doesnt even move you with the moving platforms, and a really REALLY shitty self insert. The only interesting thing was the "Haachama vision" that revealed things with the mouse.

>>1070212
janky as hell
loud sounds on everything
moving platforms don't even work
an enemy that shoots invisible projectiles
shitty hitboxes
lethal levels of cringe after Yagoo shows up and it only gets worse from there

I wish Haachama deleted the game part from the VOD but she decided to encourage the dev on Twitter instead.
She actually needs some sort of vetting process for community stuff.

>>1070293
>Gimme a quick rundown on Mr. Hancock
I have no idea who Mr Hancock is either? Your guess is as good as mine. This is the pepeloni thread.

>>1049550
pineapple juice for extra points

>>1070212
Skip the first hour or so and you get some really good fanmade content

>>1070468
Nevermind I just realised what the other anon said. I feel retarded now. but then again, I am.

Her upcoming stream got banned...

>>1071180
Same thing happened a few times with an old ASMR stream. She's gonna have to keep cropping the thumbnail until YouTube concedes

why doesn't she just order a margarita pizza

>>1070212
>HEY IT'S YOU BOY ZYO SYLVER CREATOR OF THE GAY GAY GAYME, WHO THE FUCK EATS PEPPERONI PIZZA WITHOUT THE PEPPERONI!?!?!?

Do we know who the singer for the final song was? I can only assume that it's whoever they got as the vsinger for EN.

>>1074170
It's linked in the description for the bad end video https://youtu.be/cbHq3d_arXw

>>1074867
Oh. Thanks bro.

>>1070212
Worse than you could even imagine