/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10369688
Kiara

best - your mother
worst - everyone else
dead fish

>>10369733
You're right anon, my mommy is pretty great in bed.

>>10369688
So much ass…

>>10369688
https://streamable.com/1tneth
You just know she's an animal in bed.

>>10369688
Marine doesn't even do things

Marine would be an absolute dumbass, even if she wasn't a virgin she'd get a shitload of things wrong and probably make it turbo awkward.

Tomari Mari.

>>10369719
She'd be great in the beginning due to her experience, but she needs to shit on you to be able to get off.

>>10369688
Suityan would be awkward and inexperienced but that's ok cause a man should be the one in control anyway.

>>10369688
Gura weights 38kg
fucking imagine....

Marine smells like farts and dead animals.

Would absolutely drain you

>>10369733
That's Right !

>>10369688
I like to imagine Nene is an absolute freak in bed and always open to try out new things

I bet Subaru would be amazing in bed

>>10369688
Best: Kerberos
Worst: Noraneko

>>10369688
Okayu

>>10369688
The things that zoomer chammers would do to you in bed...

HSKW would be top tier.

>>10369688
nachoneko would be shit in bed

>>10376617
You might not have good sex with Noraneko, but you'd have a story to tell for the rest of your life.

I bet IRyS would be a complete savage in bed. There would be a lot of spit and squirt juices everywhere.

Worst would probably be Rushia. She is just too frail and sickly and would probably die on my dick.

>>10369688
PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

>>10377810
IRyS has so much pent up sexual energy she would destroy your pelvis

>>10369688
>>10369810
>>10369862
>>10376944
i dont like fatties

>>10377563
>she dislocates her jaw while deepthroating you

>>10369688
Best is IRyS, she will absolutely shower you with love.
https://files.catbox.moe/7jsb9d.mp3

Are we talking about the characters or the roommates?

>worst
Gura would act like a dead fish
>best
Towa

Your pelvis would not last

>>10369688
BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!

>>10377911
you might just be gay

I'd eat Marine out while she reads doujins every day of the rest of my life if I could.

>Fuck Rushia too hard
>blood vessel in her brain bursts and she has a stroke
I don't see how anyone can be lower on the scale than that

>>10373570
She would be stiff and I would have to lead

>>10369688
>worst
Mousey is literally dead-fish tier and would die.
>best
Any of the dancers. Three-way tie between Aki, Subaru and Matsuri for me.

polka would be good

she has BPD crazy pussy

>>10379677
According to the hololive “ideal male” pasta, she doesn’t have a preference, she just wants someone to match the love in her heart

Choco (When it's over, you'll be the one walking funny)
Subaru
Ollie
Haachama
Nene
Marine?
Aloe probably
Botan

Bonus I (Onaholes):
Gura
Rushia
Shion

Bonus II (Mind break):
Kiara
Mumei

They would all be up there

As for the downside

Ogey: Was described to not be about that life at all by Marine a while ago, could be different by now though. Then again, you forcing here while she's trying to resist would be fun in an of itself depending on who you ask.
Kronii: Nice to look at and listen too but is a literal doomer, which is dope IMO, shakes thing up in this space. Would've preferred a hard femdom vibe though, but that's unrealistic

That's all I can think of off the top of my head

>>10377911

>>10369688
rage fueled ryona sex with amelia watson!

>>10381083
>ryona
>it’s not with fubuki

>>10378199

>>10377911
Hoshikawa isn't fat, that's just fanart.

would do anything for your nut

>>10380664
I'M ON IT BROS

>>10385516
a-anything?

>>10385516
>inb4 risu having a jar of all her subscriber’s cum and chugging it on stream at the end of nonstop nut november

>>10378931
Ironmouse would die if you did anything besides mutual masturbation from outside her plastic bubble

>>10379304
subaru if ur into heavy-lifting

>>10388542

Why is she in a bubble?

>>10388823
She has some kind of gnarly autoimmune disorder called CVID

>>10389028
CVID 69

>>10388388
h-hot

>>10385516
really?

>>10388607
Huh

>>10369688
Does anyone have that screencap where Mori says "Ya boi ain't too good at sex" or something like that?

>>10369862
what a slut please graduate her

>>10402075

>>10373570
suisei will be all meek and docile in bed until she hears out what others girls did
her competitive genes will kick in and she'll drain your dick like no one else, an empty husk of what used to be a man
Do yoi really want that?

>>10403644
Thanks!

>>10369688
depends on what you mean by "best". I derive no pleasure in putting my dick in used goods, so it doesn't matter how well she performs. among the virgins, Marine would definitely be the most fun because of the pre-sex wrestling and laughing

Best: Irys
Worst: Irys

>>10375756
First she'd need to know what sex is

>>10369688
best - polka, literal femdom
worst - nyanners. an embarassing experience for all the parties involved

>>10406402
But once she does, her childlike curiosity will drive her forward towards uncharted territory of physical pleasure.

>>10378608
patrician taste you got there

>>10373714
That cant be her real weight. Is she dying or something?? What the fuck. You would probably end up accidentally killing her if you fucked her

>>10369688
Best: Nene (she is super fit and attractive)
Worst: Marine (she is incredibly unfit so she would be a dead fish)

>>10403747
sounds hot desu

>>10377810
>>10378931
just be gentle...

>>10406402
Nene fucks but has no idea what sex is

We all know who's the best. Just scared to admit it.

>>10403747
Do... you not?

>>10413832

>>10372743
then you can teach her. or experiment together.

>>10377911
faggot

>>10388607
Post proofs so I can jack off imagining Subaru crushing my head between her thighs.
Please

>>10409461
38kg isn't that out of the ordinary for a small woman since they have less muscle mass than men and muscles are very heavy.

Best: Watame, looks sweet and subby but is a dick crushing succubus that would have you walking funny.

Worst: Botan shes probably not even that into sex and would put up with you, she gives off massive ace vibes to me.

>>10377971
*your jaw

Best Ollie
Worst Mori