/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Now I have

>>10366620
ive seen how retarded she can be via a pasta of her autistic antics, so yes, i have seen this cat

I love this cat there arent many like her but thats ok

>>10366620
naan

i like this cat

I have now

India is not Indonesia...

>>10366620
I want this cat, must be fun all night having her around

>>10366879
Harem slut tamaki is pure sex

ECONOMY OR HEALTH? CHOOSE

Yes

>>10366620
But have you seen this dog tho

>>10368836
Post uncensored, mods don't give a fuck about doing their jobs anyway.

>>10366765
pls share

>>10369764
Sebas noooooooooooo

Protagonist of nijisanji

>>10369764

>>10366620
She’s dirty
She needs a cum bath

Someone post the Niji Cats famous copy-pasta that details all her past misfortunes and iconic shananigans so that I may laugh.

quick run down on this cat?

>>10366620
Yes

>>10373080
Super autistic and gets hurt or into trouble because of it.

>>10373080
high saturation of autism, fat tits

>>10371271

>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous orders from the same place to see which one of the drivers would deliver first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM [Embed]
>Second time she ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E [Embed]
>Third time she ordered from uber eats then went to the store to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag [Embed]
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4 [Embed]
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE [Embed]
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulting in unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A [Embed]
>Fell asleep during a stream and got 250000 yen in Super Chats while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE [Embed]
>Dislocated her jaw on stream multiple times
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4 [Embed]
>Forgot to stop her stream and sang asshole song live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY [Embed]
>Baked a naan in the middle of a collab stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is [Embed]
>Cleaned her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic getting swallowed by the vacuum cleaner
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY [Embed]
>Peed in Fumi's bathtub, her friend and fellow Nijisanji member
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk [Embed]
>Once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming with her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and got stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs [Embed]
>And the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE [Embed]
>Had a fight with her little sister live on stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY [Embed]
>Asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone had to help her finish the chips
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>For some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon, and some politicians follow her
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

>>10373080
Failed to start a stream six times in a row
Broke her hand due to a microwave falling on it during an earthquake
Dislocated her jaw 3 times, twice during one stream of the japanese national anthem
Slept for four hours while a stream was running, gained 250k yen in superchats
Won 2434 bags of potato chips in a nijisanji sponsorsed contest

>noraneko thread on /vt/
Am I on the wrong board again? I thought /vt/ only talked about mainstream EN chuubas

Oh no, my boneitis.avi
If I wasn't sleepy as hell, I would edit her to look like that.

>>10374533
>I thought /vt/ only talked about mainstream EN chuubas
It does, that's why this thread is here

>>10374533
She had a general thread on here before but it wasn't very active.

>>10366620
I love the red panda

>>10373592
>resulting in unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
That's pretty forgettable these days.

Also what about the time she tried to embezzle funds from a company account for a gacha game?

She's funny and has no filter sometimes, she started sniffing Fumi-sama for no reason during a horror off collab and punched Nagao for scaring her

>>10378310
>punched Nagao for scaring her
Link to this?

Is she actually autistic or just very akward and aloof?

>>10379709
There's something off in her head.

>>10380177
Too much catnip

>>10373592
Should add her 300k endurance stream where she fell asleep and forced Gilzaren and the guests to keep the stream going.

>>10373592
This is missing her wearing nipple clamps for an endurance stream so long she had to go the hospital.

>>10379089
https://youtu.be/xrEuWafw3oo?t=7230
He also kept purposefully scaring her irl too
https://youtu.be/xrEuWafw3oo?t=2246
She is spooked easily, people opening doors makes her scream

>>10381886
And when the doctor asked what happened to her nipples her first response was "A parrot bit them"

>>10379709
Either she's fucking mental, or an extremely good actress.
I honestly want to believe it's both.

>>10381886
Wasn't it because she almost gave her own nipples necrosis, she said that they turned green (I assume it was a green/gray color). Imagine losing your nipples because you're retarded

>>10382362
Yes, and at first she told her doctor that her pet parrot bit her nipples.

>>10379709
Awkward and very autistic. You have to have the autism pain tolerance buff to dislocate your jaw and continue talking like nothing happened.

The cat is getting fatter after eating more than a dozen of bento boxes and meat buns during her live event in Osaka. 5 kg (well, 6 kg when she checked again) in three days.

>>10382156
She was like this since the beginning, to the point where people anti'd her for being weird. She wrote a letter about it in her 3D:

Dear you,
Do you like me? As for me, I really like you! But that was a lie!
Did you know that on my first live stream, I was being flamed by comments like being someone outrageous.
It was very scary, it was my debut day so I contacted Iwanaga (a great person) and said that "I will stop" but then a reply came leaving the words "This kind of pacing is fine." I thought "Is this really alright?" but I believed those words, and I've always been keeping those words to heart.
If you noticed 1.2.3 years.
Alot of potato chips were won on the lottery, there were alot of memes and buzzwords from the internet. Sometimes I get scared but I got used to it! Isn't that amazing!
And the today, I became 3D. How will it go? Will I be cute? Well, there's no way to know right!
It's thanks to everyone that this scenery is possible
Thank you for finding this one straycat who's everywhere.
It was so fun for me to meet everyone!
Let's continue going for more adventures.
p.s. Do you like cat food?

>>10386125
FAT cat...

>>10386354
Fatto catto (nijisanji edition)

>>10382362
The funniest part to me is
She could've just looked up "nipple clamps" and got safe ones
It only happened because she used ACTUAL clothespins for an endurance stream

>>10386198
Whatever the case, she's one of the most special vtubers around.
If there ever was a hall of fame for vtubers, Noraneko would definitely have her own exhibition.

>>10388919
She the embodiment of the sick stray cat totally not looking for a home but everyone leaves out food for trope.

it's like i'm on auto-pilot now, hmmmm

>>10379709
Mito did say she has low IQ.

>>10382362
>women that don't breastfeed their babies have dumb babies
>her babies would be dumber than she is because no nips

>>10382079
I'm missing when the punch happens. I know it must have since they say 'neko punch' a little later.

>>10366620
Her autism never ceases to amaze me

>>10400975
He just goes itai itai itai right at the timestamp, it's not like there's going to be a punch sfx. She was clinging to Fumi and thrashing around any time a jumpscare happened.

>>10401536
Ah yeah, he says 'it hurts' now that I listen to that part.
Thanks, I just needed some audible cue.