/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10366550
I won't scatter your rrats to the heartless SEA.
I will always be with you, plant your (You)s in me.
I won't see you end as ashes... You're all ogey.

>>10366550
has anyone in hololive ever played mgs v?

>>10366550
ogey actually means okay

I'm here exclusively to inconvenience shitty people and make their lives difficult.

>>10366550
I played all of MGS V and I still don't understand how the language parasites work.

>>10366550
THE RRRRRRRRRRRRATS NEVER DIE!!!
CAN'T WASH THIS NARRATIVE FROM MY HANDS!!!
WITH KIARA'S GUN
IT'S JUST A MEANS TO AN END
OUR SALVATION LIES IN YAGOO'S SINS
BEYOND THE RRAT, LET ME SUFFER NOW!
IN MY HEART I JUST KNOW THAT THERE'S NO WAY TO SAVE THIS BOARD
IN HER EYES

I make rrats exclusively about Suisei because hoshiyomi get really angry when I do

>>10370916
Basically Skullface didn't like how the US became culturally dominant, so as part of a two fold attack against that, he set up the nuke stuff, in addition to the language parasites.

The plan was to unleash the English focused ones and start selling nukes with the walker gears so that the USA would stop being so dominant both militarily and culturally.

>>10371033
They are legit schizos and constantly make shit up about Suisei anyway

>>10366550
Diamond rrats

>>10368117
I think konami said no? Pekora played MGS3 obviously but I don't think anyone else has touched the series at all.

Maybe it's not that popular in japan anymore?

>>10366550
>kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Bubba is a rrat
>Mori once brapped so hard she had to tell Kiara they were staying at a sulphur onsen
>Pekora and Miko didn't fall out for the reason you think, Pekora doesn't like Miko anymore because Miko fucked Pekomama
>Pekomama can open a bottle pekowine with her vagina peko
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest
>Mori once brapped so hard Kiara fled to Australia
>Mori once brapped so hard CDawgVA fled to Wales
>Mori once brapped so hard Milkyqueen told her to take her stank ass booty stank back to reapertown
>Mori once brapped so hard she was banned from 7-11 combinis in the kanto region
>Mori once brapped so hard she was banned from family mart in the johto region
>Mori once brapped so hard Ame could smell it through discord
>Mori once brapped so hard the manager of family mart approached her and asked her to leave, but she was upset when he asked what she was doing there, he kept asking "Family Doko? Kazokou doko wa?" and she started crying
>Mori once brapped so hard Ollie could smell it. And Ollie is from INDONESIA.
>Kiara has 2 guns

Chuubas have changed.
It's not about simping, or promotions.
It's not even about singing, zatsudaning, or yabs.
It's an endless series of proxy streams, performed by girls with brain problems.
Chuubas, and their vast consumption of normal life, has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
Chuubas have changed.
ID-tagged chuubas carry ID-tagged microphones, use ID-tagged permissions.
Akasupas inside their bodies enhance and regulate their appeals.
Streaming control... Live2D control... RRATS control... YouTube control... Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
Chuubas have changed.
The age of vtubing is now the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from lives of mass fandamonium.
And he who controls the YouTube, controls history.
Chuubas have changed.
When the streaming is under total control, vtubing becomes... routine.

>>10366550
I am the only anon here on this shitboard who is actually married to his oshi. She is obsessed with me to the same degree as I am with her. she lurks these very threads because she knows that I participate in them. And did I mention that she never forgets to leave a (You)? She never forgets to leave a (You) by the way. Truly I have won the gachikoi lottery. I feel blessed.

>>10372031

OOH MAJESTIC A RRAT IS RRAT EVEN IN A DREAM...BUT ALAS NOT TOO FAST

Nene...I'm already SEX

>>10371592
>Kiara has a gun

>>10372500
Based

>>10372484
>Aloe didn't graduate, she adopted deep cover as Pekora and moved to an oil platform to establish OUTER HEAVEN, a nation where idols are free to live without the burden of management
>Her army contains a child idol who is a clone of legendary idol pekora

>>10371104
But why sell the nukes when you could keep them and become the big guy on a mondial scale?

I have a dream. That one day every anon on this board will control their own rrats. A board of the truly free, dammit. A board of action, not words! Ruled by strength, not committee! Where the rrat changes to suit the individual, not the other way around.

>>10372031
>RRATS control

You feel it too, don't you? I'm gonna make them properly rig us.

>>10370916
They use Duolingo

>>10370916
wolbachia
copulation
male to female

>>10372673
Because he's aware of the various layers of secret groups controlling political interests, if EVERYONE has nukes, they can't make a move against him specifically without it kicking off into something massive.

I think. It's never actually discussed how viable his plan is, they kinda just tell us the plan and then hope we won't ask any questions.

Just watch the cutscene and say ogey.

>You will never have to perform surgery on your idol on a helicopter racing back to intercept a UN peacekeeping nuclear arms inspection
Surgeonbros, why live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUuAO0eOwx0

>>10372107
Seek help.

>>10373000
>yeah let me just sell nukes to my enemies hoping that if all of them have weapons it will turn into a cold war scenario and won't take out their common enemy first
Ogey

>>10373338
No, he had the switch onii-chan. They all had the nukes but he had complete control of them.

It's unclear if this was known or not, but the nukes would fire as duds unless he authorised the detonation.

What a thrill
With Nijis and bait through the catalog
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'll melt into (You)
What a fear in my heart
But (You)'re so supreme!
I give my oshi
Not for honor, but for (You) [Rrat Eater]
In my time there'll be no one else
ARS, it's the way I fly to (You) [Rrat Eater]
I'm still off my meds, Rrat Eater
Someday (You) go through the falseflags,
And someday (You) feed on a treerrat,
It's ordeal, the trial to gosling
For the day we see new rrats
I give my oshi
Not for honor, but for (You) [Rrat Eater]
In my time there'll be no one else
ARS, it's the way I fly to (You) [Rrat Eater]
I'm still off my meds, Rrat Eater
I'm still off my meds, Rrat Eater
[Rrat Eater...]