/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10362183
Ina

Mio

>>10362183
Kiara

>>10362183
Miosha!

>>10362183
FBK

>>10366790
the correct answer. because to get kids with miosha you have to fertilize her wolf womb

>>10362183
C-chammers, and I actually have something to help you illustrate that image in mind
Read here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRfpoeJlfT_SOLYnZI1EIoduksIm5BylWNoWaEnIeecTVEXODYeZPLxaiQ0q51iuOQx7Td_-JZn4rAO/pub

>>10367063
Jesus...

>>10367063
Why are you like this?

>>10362183
> /ss/ respons
FBK
Noel
> not pedophiles respons
Callie
Mio

>>10362183
Utako would make a great mother. She loves little kids

>>10366139
Probably the worst, given her need to be the center of attention. She would both resent her child for stealing attention from her, while also training her kid to be dependent on her, then complain when her kid doesn't move out while actively sabotaging them if they try.

>>10367687
Imagine letting a nijinigger near your kids

there's one answer.

>>10367582
Noel is just joking and FBK is just fantasy. Marine has actually tried that shit IRL.

>>10367835
Sup schizo
Spreading lies again?

>>10362183
Not Korone.

>>10367865
Marine is an actual pedophile who tried to groom her colleagues kids:
>I probably have never talked about the time I was a shotacon seriously on stream.
>"Was..."
>It's true! I've been over that. I can't say for sure that I've been graduated from BL, but I have actual proof that I'm not a shotacon now.
>You see, when I was a highshcooler, my mental self was still in elementary school, so it's natural I was sexually attracted to elementary schoolers.
>However, now my mental self is a JK gyaru, so elementary schoolers are now too young for me.
>"but you still like shota, right?"
>I like them, but I used to only watch shota as bottom when it comes to BL doujin, and now I also accept watching highschooler as bottom.

>When I was in highschool, I was with my friends on densha. And there were elementary schoolers(on the way to their school), you know.
>Their legs...were so nice, and I can't stop staring at them.
>My friends then told me that: "you're staring too much. I wouldn't be surprise if you get arrested one day."
>When I saw shota walking in front of me, I was always imagining about what lines should I use to hit on them, like:
>"Are you interested in Johnny & Associates(Japanese male idol production company)?"

>I also like to imagine having a younger brother who loves me so much that he'll follow me to my all-girl school because he was so lonely.
>And then the my classmates will all go "who's this cute lost little boy?"
>I'll then proudly claim that he's my younger brother. Imagining stuff like this makes me feel so good.

>After I start working, I barely have any chance to see a shota.
>The wonderful train ride with shotas became a distant past.

>But then there were two elementary school boys(coworker's kids), they came to the company sometimes.
>I don't know if I should say this, but I always want to be the ideal oneesan for the shotas, erotic and gentle. I even bought 30000yen Youkai Watch goods for them.
>"you'll cause them trauma"
>No! If there was a kind, pretty oneesan with big boob like me around you when you were a shota, you would be happy, right?
>Those two kids even came in my place sometimes, and I totally did nothing to them.
>I did imagine a lot of things though.
>One thing I imagined is luring shotas with strong cards(TCG), but I know nothing about card games so I stopped.

>"nothing bad happened, so I guess it's all good"
>True.
>My coworkers got a free babysitter, they were happy.
>The kids got free presents from me, they were happy.
>And I got to fool around with shotas, I was happy.
Source (starts at 32:00):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVfLU9cQSBs&ab_
Translation (longer than mine):
https://youtu.be/YM3OGGvvZww

Not a lie.

>>10367687
based

I like...
onee shota

>>10363072
fpbp

/ss/ memes aside, Noel would actually be a pretty great mother

>>10368558
She's ready to take care of her own shota

>>10367994
>Mio told Marine to talk about it on stream
Does Mio endorse child grooming?

>>10367994
I needed a Marine in my life, would have saved me from my current hell.

>>10367994
Holy shit

>>10367689
nope

>>10367994
More nijinigger lies
If you only you spent as mucht time watching your worthless chuubas as slandering holos

>>10367687
Utako shouldn't be allowed within 200 yards of a school or playground

>>10362183
Choco would make a good mom. She just ahs really terrible luck with the weirdest fucking guys somehow and gave up on it. Still think she joined hololive so she could take care of the younger girls and pretend they are her kids.

>>10367994
That's hot.

>>10367994

>>10370277
I only tell the truth about Marine.

>>10362183
Reiny, no doubt, would make a great mother.
>lovely lullaby voice
>absolutely loves lolis
>Sassy, yet can be gentle and kind-hearted

If I were a 10-year-old loli foxgirl, I'd completely entrust myself in her care.

>>10370590
If she can't find a good man, that's a pretty bad sign for having a kid.

>>10367994
JESAS

>>10373451
She has the skills and qualities of a great mother. Just for some reason she is cursed to find the worst guys. The guy who made ehr pay for their meal on a date then stop at a gay station and made her pay for his gas was funny, but the guy who when he met her first thing her did was ask her to marry him then stare at her boobs the whole date was even funnier.

>>10363072
Fpbp

>>10367994
Hot

>>10373759
If you are with a girl who thinks all her exes are bad, you will be joining that list in the future.

>>10367994
based

>>10367994
jesus

>>10362183
Reine gives off a mature motherly vibe

>>10367994
A lot of women are like this but won't talk about it from feeling ashamed of it. Women also tend to get away with it way more than men since men are more impulsive (meaning they take more risks). There is also the fact women are allowed around kids socially whereas men are not. So Marine is open about it and that's hot as fuck. We need more women to embrace their sexuality and mother instincts.

Lore wise? Gura. She's lived long enough to spawn thousands of children.

>>10362183
Pedophilia isn’t a joke. You will hang.

>>10367687
/thread

>>10374399
>ywn become one of choco's 7 evil exes

>>10382351
but we're not making jokes here...?

>>10382575
You’re telling me you’re a pedophile?

>>10382699
Yes I watch hololive

>>10382699

>>10367766
>>10363072

best answers

I'm Roberu.

>>10367994
my fucking dick

>>10362183
Who is that?

>>10363072
fpbp

>>10370690
tsuyoi

>>10386746
Noel and a Shotafied Flare.

keep it up, or at least try to

>>10382238
Makes sense, considering her artist

>>10367994
YES SENCHOU YES

>>10363072
why?

>>10367994
ogey

>>10362183

>>10402247

my wife, gawr gura

>>10370590
It's because choco sensei looks for them in the worst places.

>>10367994
Take them