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Post cute/funny examples of chuubas using Engrish.

>> No.10119644

>>10119346
Pekora's "no!!!!" will never fail to amuse me like a retard kek.

>> No.10119733

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGO9K8QSlAE

>> No.10119905
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10119905

>> No.10120174

>>10119346
>omae ga lie
>Omega lie
Omega is lying to us.

>> No.10120747

https://youtu.be/7VcGT1Gk7EQ

>> No.10121444

>>10120174
sHE
beLIEved

>> No.10121839

>>10121444
the last d is also supposed to be capitalized.

>> No.10121972

>>10121839
i was saving my capital D for you, anon, if you know what I mean

>> No.10122013
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10122013

Any Pekora edit will do

>> No.10122115

oh! mai! gaadddd!!!!

>> No.10122128
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10122128

Somewhat related

>> No.10122358

>>10122128
This would be a truly ELITE sentence without the
>if that's okay

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>>10119346

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>> No.10127069
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C O O L
B E A U T Y
D A N C H O

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>> No.10127217

was it "pig fall gold get" or "pig die gold get"?

>> No.10128274
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>>10119346
https://streamable.com/g282ex
https://streamable.com/l9dzxp

>> No.10128447

>>10127217
Get me gold and die paypig

>> No.10128540
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>> No.10128544

>>10119905
Classic

>> No.10130018

>>10122358
Asking for permission like a true gentleman living in the current year.

>> No.10130250

>>10119346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE

>> No.10133562

>>10130250
Post the English totsumach.

>> No.10133852

>>10130250
My God, what were they thinking? I mean in the first place what were they even trying to do?

>> No.10133907

>>10122128
Miko is the most unintentional yab Holo out there

>> No.10133942

>>10128540
KEK

>> No.10133946

>>10133852
Look up the cat's history, she does what she pleases.

>> No.10133969

>>10130250
This went on for a full hour by the way.

>> No.10134031

>>10133852
...thinking?

>> No.10134774

>>10127069
This interaction was golden

>> No.10135262
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>>10119346

>> No.10140877

>>10133852
Tamaki is a genuine retard. Someone post that rundown

>> No.10142231

>>10119905
https://youtu.be/5Ef1zmgodAg
I'm still waiting for the album.

>> No.10142390
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>>10140877
quick rundown of cat
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Once lived streamed herself going to Mcdonald to get a limited time burger but got caught by the police on her bike and tried to get away, destroying her laptop and getting into a police chase
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 13 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping

>> No.10143354

>>10128540
the best one, nothing will ever top this
polka/nene banter will always make me laugh

>> No.10143476

>>10125748
>i see

>> No.10143482

>>10142390
ok how is it possible to be this based ?

>> No.10143829

>>10128540
Every time I am scrolling through images and come across this, I lose my shit like a retard.
Still hands down the funniest shit. It was so perfect.
>>10130250
kek, I love this dumb cat

>> No.10143858
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https://files.catbox.moe/zpfgq3.mp4

>> No.10143913

>>10142390
is there more of this? I remember something about dislocating her own jaw or something

>> No.10144455

>>10143913
She did, at least twice. She probably did it more times than that.

>> No.10144542

>>10130250
Another clip from the another one of their collabs.
https://youtu.be/T61lIYW9JRk

>> No.10145292

>>10142390
The fuck? Do you have sources for all this? Are there clips? Well I don't expect you to spoondfeed so I will look into it myself but damn.

>> No.10145369

>>10119905
dafuq does he mean by this

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https://streamable.com/z9sy56

>> No.10147502

>>10121444
>sbeved

>> No.10150943

46th united states president Watson Bakery ft. honhima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS1Tmz816hk

>> No.10151203

>>10133562
>which is more important health or economy?
>which i like sandwich

one of the best streams of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM

>> No.10158785

>>10151203
love this neko with her dumb english

>> No.10159059

>>10151203
She seems very dumb. I love it

>> No.10159268

>>10125748
for me its the fact that she is in the process of writing yet another "hey moona"

>> No.10159766

>>10142390
Missing when she forced her manager to mix natto for 2 hours straight making the entire room smell, when she visited Fumi-sama and not only tried on her bras without permission but peed in her bath and also broke her laptop after Fumi lent it to her, when she hopped on stream when she had to have a zoom meeting with managers/staff and decided to stream her entering the call while singing (her manager immediately shut it down), when she yelled at her sister live on stream, when she hired a man to stream himself walking around India live, and kept asking him to find naan because she's fucking obsessed...
And when she debuted, she wanted to quit because she instantly got a lot of hate for being weird, but Iwanaga (CEO at the time) told her she is perfectly fine the way she is, so she continued to stream. She even wrote a letter to herself in the future and had it on her 3D stream, that his words still stuck to her
Love this retarded cat.

>> No.10160502

>>10119346
https://youtu.be/R7VehnJmF14
The clip that got me into Hololive

>> No.10160789

>>10145369
He was imposter and was trying to talk himself out of getting voted for so said he was in cafeteria. There wasn't a cafeteria on that map so said he was in the "cafeteria in my soul"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8WFkGjULJw

Or the source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd9OgZqZOTA

>> No.10172065
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>>10140877
>>10143913
>>10145292
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous orders from the same place to see which one of the drivers would deliver first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time she ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats then went to the store to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulting in unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Fell asleep during a stream and got 250000 yen in Super Chats while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw on stream multiple times
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>Forgot to stop her stream and sang asshole song live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Baked a naan in the middle of a collab stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Cleaned her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic getting swallowed by the vacuum cleaner
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Peed in Fumi's bathtub, her friend and fellow Nijisanji member
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>Once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming with her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and got stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>And the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>Had a fight with her little sister live on stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>Asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone had to help her finish the chips
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>For some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon, and some politicians follow her
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

>> No.10172293

>>10119733
They sound so confuse throughout the entire clip, thanks for sharing such gold

>> No.10173339

>>10150943
>Yashiro laughing this fucking hard
Never seemed him that way

>> No.10178267

>>10119346
someone post the luna "sneed's feed and seed"

>> No.10178441

>>10173339
Yashiro playing with any of his retarded daughters makes him explode in laughter, he couldn't even keep it together in Furen's 3D debut where they had a who wants to be a millionaire section and Furen kept giving the most retarded answers, he was losing it in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jix5BlbDOQc

>> No.10181136

>>10178267
https://streamable.com/y67wrx

>> No.10181372

>>10181136
thank you

>> No.10181431

This thread put a smile on my face

>> No.10182343

>>10122128
>yaritai
this is a very dangerous word without the related context

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