/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm a faggot!!!!!

yeah I think I want to fuck Beatani

>>10062553
I just want to marry her

>>10062578
Ok you can let me fuck her then.

>troll OP

I LOVE KANIKO!!!

Who are these twitch thots AR is collabing with?
https://youtu.be/0za9YfAcX1g

I'm not sure who is more cringe, Menhera stalker or andrew ryan. Of course no >new IP, since they are literally the same faggot.

>>10063055
please stop shilling yourself

>>10063104
Strong rrat

>>10063055
Based

i love this fucking bear

>>10063372
me too

>>10063372
>>10062800

>>10063212
Not many people say bear claws instead of bear paws. AR does and so does Menhera Stalker's website. Additionally he was the first one to follow evildevilbear on Twitter and is supposedly not on the discord.

I just noticed Bea has a stream at like 2 AM in a few days and then has an endurance stream only a few hours afterwards

>>10063457
she'll go to a lot of trouble for seep for some reason

it's also a holiday, so there's that

>>10063561
That's just the first day of fall. It's not really a holiday.

>>10063620
bea mentioned it on twitter earlier today but ogey

>>10063620
>>10063653
i copied the wrong place and now i look dumb. so, same as usual i guess

>>10063620
eh if it gets you off work it's good enough

>>10063444
He's also the one who searched for those places Bea dreamed of as well on friday, evident by the west coast timestamp and invitation to the matrix so it does add up, though the whois lookups don't show me any correlation unless that was prepared for as well.

>>10063737
Does it? I doubt it.

>>10047017
It's done! Sankyu!

>>10063780
pretty sure she said on twitter she's not working that day

>>10063793
nice

>>10063793
You don't understand how much I want to fuck those legs.

>>10063806
She's not working today (Monday).

>>10063922
today and thursday are both holidays

I hate bea

>>10063914
You don't understand how much I want to fuck Fuwatani.

>>10063441
do you know who they are?

>>10063966
yeah, it's me... so...

>>10063977
no, actually because I am one of them they are two different guys, well you know who I am or don't you?

>>10061976
Literally who?

>>10064078
you are me?

>>10063104
Menhera stalker is based. He's always there to protect us when Bea tries to do something evil.

Baba is >>10064133

>14 viewers

>>10064284
Should have done her reddit reps

>>10064182
Unironically this. The archive calmed a lot of fears.

>>10064284
Time for a comfy stream

>>10064139
tabun maybe

>>10064284
so calm I love it

>>10064284
This is what happens when you ridicule the greys.

>>10064888
based department is here so who cares

>>10064888
Thats not what happened. People that sent boyfriend applications arent allowed to talk

>>10064888

If a friendly and polite polar bear offered you a pocket tissue, would you accept it?

>>10065203
is this real??

>>10065241
holy shit >>10065244
are you me?

>I was really good at making fake smile
she still is...

imagine getting bea's tissues

I'm... too tired, go on without me /yah/.
Hold the fort.

lol here we go

bea everything is true they are only faking it

Please no...

Bea is getting us ready for a collab announcement isn't she...

kino

>>10065689
Don't say that...

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>10065689
I think she' s telling us that she is like us and understands us

Just got home. What the hell is she rambling about?

>>10065689
and the vshoujo announcement...

I can't believe bea is an idolfag

>>10065764
She's scared Eira will be hired by corpos and forget her

>>10065761
That's my only hope at this point. Maybe she'll understand when I seem too annoying.
Overthinking is a hell of a thing

>>10065926
God I hope so

Menhera stalker thank you for everything you are a hero in your own way

>>10066048
Did he just do something?

Groomer-san, why are you still here?
Go away!

>>10066065
Nothing new from stalker chama, but new rrats about him.

>>10065926
>seep joins corpo
>corpo overlords deem bea too yab to collab with
>eventually even limit them from DMing each other
understandable fear

I don't think I've ever been as scared as I was during that speech. She really knows how to play with our hearts.

I don't know what she is trying to say but I'm getting angry and depressed what a weird emotion

>>10066137
The collab with a dad is going to happen soon.

if it's a dad risuna this will be the biggest shitstorm yet since the start

>>10066524
we are having offpako soon

>>10066524
Guess it'll be my first time seriously and actively becoming a chuuba anti

>>10066452
She's just talking. It helps to talk it out sometimes. It's like when you get people venting here for getting off their meds even when they know they're being retarded.

>>10066524
I wish for everyone's happiness, but I'll be packing my bags and leaving when the announcement is made.

>>10066524
I actually would prefer this to some random like Kiki.

>>10066719
there is no benefit to be had

>>10066524
I can't tell if she was trying to say that she understands our feelings so she won't collab with a male, or that we should think about it logically when she inevitably collabs with one.

Did you even listen to her. Caring that much about a collab is foolish. If you don't like the collab, then don't watch it.

>>10066524
waiting for a suicide

>>10066770
We're foolish dads, so what are you expecting

>>10066524
if what she said is true, she understands our pain and won't do it.

>>10066768
It's both, she's publicly gathering advice to cope with it in hopes of stalkerdads and idolfags will also learn how to cope more effectively.

sex with Hiroyuki

>the anti thread is better

Dad mass suicide when? We always knew she would do something to break our hearts. We must protest this and show this cruel world our pain

>>10066719
Eh, I understand she's new but so far she's pretty good as a streamer and at banter which is pretty important for bea. A dad would just be super awkward in comparaison because of the asymmetry

>>10066770
I listened to her but that doesn't matter, of course she would say that, that doesn't change my opinion at all.

>>10066971
After the new years incident

>>10066971
God, please, then the threads will finally be fucking good.

>>10066719
Collabing with a faggot is alot worse than collabing with a male.

>>10066984

>>10067162
But he's not wrong.

>>10067100
It'll become /wvt/ at that point since the only people left would be risunas gunning for a collab

>>10066916
壁になりたい

>>10067162
Dude, I'm not gonna ask for it anyway, like all collabs it has to happen naturally or not happen at all, I'm just pretty convinced it would work well.

>>10063769
Well at least bea has an obsessed paypig

>>10067209
I wouldn't want to watch you.

What's Spacer up to these days? Or will it be the tomato guy?

>>10066984
Dadcollab will happen when a dad appears who becomes successful and can handle bants.

>>10067180
>>10067209

>>10067199
I wanted to join in since it already started but I had to watch their streams first and man it felt like shit forcing myself to watch something I didn't enjoy so I stopped and gave up.

>>10067238
Never came back, he accomplished his objective, no reason to vtube anymore.

>>10067236
Can't be kiki, she went to sleep about 5h ago and usually wake up 2h from now.

Not watching right now, why are you fags coping by throwing out names and talking like a male collab is set in stone? Is it actually?

>>10067256
>successful
that's going to be tough with the m*le debuff

>Magazine Project
>Dedicated Thread
https://clover.club/forum/yah/res/111.html

10 days until the deadline for submissions. See you next weekend unless you need anything.

The sooner GFEfucks fuck off, the better.

>>10067424
No she just talked about how she felt upset when a chuuba she likes had a collab with a male so she understands how some dads feel about it. But she made sure to emphasize it's irrational and dumb to think that way. The hiroyuki collab will happen and nobody can stop it.

>>10063769
>>10067213
It probably only took like 10 minutes to find it. Anyways multiple dads were looking and either the others kept the location to themselves or had DMsex with AR. I don't think it's so strong evidence AR is stalkerchama.

>>10067424
no, bea told us how she was jealous because a vtuber she likes will have a collaboration with a man and she doesn't need to overthink it but these idiots think she will collaborate with a dad or something like that bea is not stupid she knows what it will cause a meltdown

>>10067511
don't be like that bea is nice

>>10067516
I genuinely want a male collab even if it's with some shitty nobody just to get those schizos to spend a day seething and ruining /yah/ and then fuck off for good, honestly. If anything it being a dad would be even better since it'd drive more of them out. I always feel like a stranger in a strange land when I see idolfags in the vtubing community since I've always just treated it as streaming with an anime avatar.

i wouldn't mind if bea collabed with peanuts kun

>>10067541
Is she actually a lesbian?

>>10067511
>>10067199

>>10067591
fuck you do you really like idiots /wvt/ or reply guys for a collab?

She unfollowed that music guy after the thread threw a tantrum.

>>10067628
>>10067657
Better than whiners any day.
Implying it will be as bad as that shithole is delusional. Totally different community.
You screeched at the Discord happening. Yet you are still here.

>>10067663
she knows what I could cause, she is not stupid.

>>10063055
Andrew Ryan is going to lesbian with some lesbians.

>>10067693
Who said I'm against discord? stupid what I'm trying to say is bea is not stupid and will avoid problems besides she prefers women so I don't see any problem with that

Wonder what her collab price is? All her discord mods are oil balons. Pure coincidence.

>>10067831
Do you like lesbians?

this is gonna be a three hour stream with 15 minutes of gameplay isn't it

>>10067840
>the people who are willing to spend the most time are also willing to spend the most money
sounds normal to me

>>10067840
Are they?

I'm glad beatani understands and is never going to collab with a filthy male chuubas.
I'm okay with the hiroyuki one, but only him. Bea shall never be approached by western indie male fags.

>>10067840
That's pretty standard, have you tried supporting her like an oil balon and being active in her streams? Stop whining you jealous fuck

>>10067831
So you already admit the community is different, but then say "b-b-but it will end up like /wvt/!!!"
What the fuck is it? Make your mind up.

>>10067511
Stop trying to get your collab to leech from her dude.

>>10067974
That sentence doesn't contradict itself, retard

>>10068006
I don't even have a fucking GPU.

>>10067657
I wouldn't mind if that person was a good streamer actually, but so far there is really none at all so no for me.

>>10067974
no idiot we don't all think alike and that's from the beginning but you don't seem to understand that, I was never against anything I just said that she should avoid problems.

>>10067883
Is this an attempt of reverse psychology?

>>10067511
You should fuck off first, bea understands gfe

>>10067883
She could collab with lily hops that's the best male chuuba I know of. Or kano that would be a cute collab Kano could carry her in apex.

>>10067872
Yes

Opinions on lesbians?

>>10068078
I'll be rubbing your face in your post from the future.
Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>10068087
How do you know?

>>10068095
Disgusting
Cringe
Die

>>10068068
It may look like it but no, I mean it. male vtubers SUCK.

>>10068095
they should kill themselves

>>10068065
Avoiding problems involves getting rid of stressors as well, you know.

>>10068080
>collab with kano
>Bea is inaudible over kano's breathing noises

>>10068095
I only like the cute ones, too bad they're all dykes.

>>10068119
Sure fag

>>10068095
Only if they are cute. If they act like males they are an eyesore

>>10068144
>male vtubers SUCK.
why?

>>10068181
Just giving you your own link.
>>/vt/thread/10061976#p10068078
Print it. Hang it. Hang yourself with it when the time comes.

>>10067256
>>10067591
unlikey to happen anyway but I'd want bea to at least collab with decent streams otherwise the collab would just be bad. So for now there is no option.

For the love of god idiots she said she was upset that a vtuber she liked was collab with a man or disappear and you assholes are already making a list of who to collaborate stop overthinking

>>10068267
Because he thinks he has a shot at dating Bea.
He's a stupid child that thinks with his dick.

This thread turned into shit real quick

>>10068156
I wonder how well they would get along. Bea likes handmade and retarded looking stuff right? Seems like a perfect match.

>>10068267
Because they're not a cute anime girl, simply put

>>10068321
It's amazing what 2 or 3 people can do

>>10068321
To be execpted, she brought up the one forbidden topics of vtubers, obviously it's gonna get reactions.

>>10068321
Purityfags getting uppity again

>>10068384

>>10068395
Yeah, guess indies can do w/e they want but that's still pretty out there.

>>10068410
they are repeating what bea thinks

>>10068267
I don't think vtubing fits men, I think they are wasting their time and have better chances being a normal streamer. The numbers for most male chuuba don't lie after all.

>>10068438
>>10068395
I don't think she was actually serious, probably messing with dads like she enjoys doing.

>>10068448
If you are autistic, sure.
Bea fucks with people regularly. You should know this.

>>10068294
>>10068313

>>10068469
>>10068482
Are you two joined at the hip or something?

I don't understand Onigiri, isn't it literally just rice? Why not just call it race

>>10068522
It's seasoned with vinegar and salt for one.

You guys mad about the male thing, here I am seething because she should just stop playing Yakuza and just make a zatsudan stream if it's always going to end up like this

>>10068517
is the same moron

>>10068517
Actually he talks the same way every time on two different IPs

Bea HAS to be a cutie

>>10068589
Same IP, actually. And it is true. Truth hurts, thats why you need to make shit up.

>>10068522
>>10068572
the shape too I guess

>mom is cute gyaru bishoujo
>dad is homeless guy who is alcoholic, gambler and abuses his wife and glues his teeth

>>10068517

Meant to pair these posts together

>>10068321
>>10068294

>>10068671
>>10068589
>reading that shit when you wrote just one message of the 4 (the 3rd)

>>10068692
The dad's 20 years older too, isn't she

>>10068749
yes

>>10068684
Same reasoning behind different names for burgers, for example.
>>10068739
Quote 2 and 4, actually.

Secretary risuna's dark past is actually being the spawn of satan

>>10068749
Even older he was (and is) apparently poor, gambling addict, lacking teeth and alcoholic, dunno how he got a young cute gyaru

>>10068824
haha holy shit

>>10068824
jesas

>>10068824
Me on the left

>>10068824
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

derail within a derail within a derail

>>10069001
I'll never understand people that skip the yakuza streams because they don't want to miss out on the story or whatever. Even when she isn't derailing hard like this she's still derailing by focusing on minigames or side stories instead of the main game. They're probably some of my favorite streams but goddamn they're nigh impenetrable for someone that's just here for the main story.

>>10069001
good stuff

>>10069060
Yeah I usually hate, really don't enjoy gaming streams, but Yakuza has been very good so far.

>>10068827
Won her in a card game

I need a drawfag on this pronto

>イエスマン

>>10069347
I know you are here t**** start to drawing

>>10069386
¿t**** or t****?

>>10069434
t----

>>10069434
it doesn't matter, start drawing

>>10069434
Testicles

>>10069488
After the stream

>>10069656
Gracias

>>10069359
Better view plus two cool shots
https://files.catbox.moe/wq55cd.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wso2g2.png

do you think she has any idea what's going on with the story?

>>10070259
No

>>10070243
so cool

>>10070243
they can fuck my ass anytime

>>10070259
probably has no clue what's going on

>>10070259
EMPTY LOT EMPTY LOT KAZUMA EMPTY LOT EMPTY LOT TACHIBANA REAL ESTATE EMPTY LOT EMPTY LOT LOT LOT LOT EMPTY LOT

There, now everyone is caught up on Yakuza 0's main story.

I was already planning on a sushi date with a dad tomorrow, so that's pretty good timing

>>10071354
who will be the woman?

Why wasn't I born in Japan... I could've lived the perfect life.

>>10071403
lol

>searching hard to find the strongest dad
>you get to drive the bus full of dads to suicide

>>10071451
I'll do it!

Rate the stream

>>10071451
I mean, it doesn't really matter who's driving

I am the strongest dad because I have the biggest cock.

>>10071451
I will stand by your side dads.
t. Strongest Dad

>>10071403
Not if you're american or european

>>10071510
too much yukuza derail in this food stream/10

RATE THE STREAM

>>10071510
one of us, derail/10

>>10071510
comfy derail / derail / derail / 10

>>10071556
Made me hungry/10

>>10071526
OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING HOW CAN THIS BE

>>10071510
hand roll sushi party with chihiro / 10!

>>10071546
I would obviously be born as a Japanese. I would eat tasty sushi every day. I would bath in the onsen. I would watch anime and play Japanese games. I would explore the beautiful nature. I would climb Mount Fuji. I would buy things from vending machines. I would enjoy my high school life with cute girls. I could maybe even meet Beatani.

This ED really hit hard today for some reason...

>>10071973
If you were born japanese you would say 私はヨーロッパに生まれたかった shut up

Anything interesting this stream?

>>10072079
No, I wouldn't. Fuck off, baka gaijin.

I'd rather be European than Japanese and that's not saying much

>>10072120
Yeah there was a polar bear playing as herself in some weird GTA knockoff it was pretty cool

>>10072146
Excuse my insolence, Ken-sama. Hontouni gomenasai!!! yurushitekudasai!!

>>10072212
cool sounds fun

9

>>10072414
6

>>10072414
9

>>10072414
21

>>10072414
9 and 5

>>10072414
10 maybe a little 30 as well

>>10072414
4

>>10072120
male collabs confirmed
dad collabs confirmed
sushi meetup soon but only if you're an oil balon
get hype!!!!!

>>10073201
Sweet, as a male oil balon vtuber things are looking up.

A dad collab would mean showing the penis to each other.

>>10073416
But which balon do you think is the biggest?

>>10073522
Only one way to find out. Walk towards each other with erections and the first to hit belly wins.

What does Bea's mental image of her cock look like? Do you think she could draw it for us?

>>10073416
A swordfight to determine the strongest dad bea wants

>>10073617
Just need to convince her to draw futani for us and we'll know.

I want to see Bea attempt to make a cheeseburger.

>>10056730
look at what you did, you know he loves to piss off everyone around him and now he is back full swing along with the other guy insulting the seep for blocking him
you did well seep

>>10073742
Might not be that difficult

Bea, please draw your cock so I can draw it in full detail. Thanks.

Sometimes I wonder if this is kayfabe or she is really like this. I'll never know and it drives me crazy.

>>10073915
blocking is for niggers

>>10073967
Draw it from the holster known as my ass

>>10074063
true story

>>10074044
she is like that

Why would a chuuba ever need to have open DMs?

>>10074143
They're clueless. By the time a groomer is DMing them they regret it.

>>10074143
Business. Some don't mind talking to fans either.

>>10074044
A little bit of both tabun

>>10074250
You can use email for business, and you shouldn't be talking to fans in private

>>10075045
Why is email better, and why is it bad to talk to fans in private? Where is the line between a fan and a friend? Is seep a fan or a friend, and when did the transition occur?

Are you working on any yah related content, dads?
Remember the deadline for the magazine is at the end of this month. I'm very hyped and I hope I can get my stuff for it done by then.

>>10073915
He would've come back either way, those sort of people leave for attention. I'm glad he came back though, just digging a bigger hole and it's a hilarious read.

>>10075201
It's got me sweating bullets. I'm at the point where I'm trying to figure out a contingency plan.

>>10075116
>Why is email better
Groomers don't bother with it
>why is it bad to talk to fans in private
You get groomed
>Where is the line between a fan and a friend?
Those you speak with in private are friends, the rest are fans
>Is seep a fan or a friend, and when did the transition occur?
A friend. She groomed bea very early from what I've heard

I never paid attention to the numbers before but now I see them growing and decreasing, it is a pattern and I don't like it I preferred to ignore it but thanks to you schizos I am noticing them,I hate numbers

Do you ever wonder if all the people who took their meds became too sane to linger, and all that's left are those who didn't?

>>10075679
Change
>who took their meds
with
>who have low self-esteem

>>10075679
I am sane because bear is my meds.

>>10075761
I have absolutely zero self-esteem and I'm still here

>>10075679
Yes
t. insane crazy person

>>10075330
>A friend. She groomed bea very early from what I've heard
annoying

>>10075782
Whoops, I just realized I flipped those. You know what I mean.

peepee poopoo
Bea WILL join Vshoujo

>>10074143
Why not? Most are small and it's not a big deal. Make it easier to ask questions, especially if you make music or art and need details. There are plenty of reasons, some just like talking to. It's not your corpo chuuba. Most small indies have them open.

>>10077531
>peepee poopoo

>>10075045
>you shouldn't be talking to fans in private
say who? There is no rule in the indie world
The separation can be pretty thin anyway with the small ones and it's only an issue if the vtuber think it is that's all.

>>10077886
This. Bea has said she prefers not to and that's her prerogative but I wouldn't use her opinion to make a blanket statement.

will you dads let bea win in smash? personally i will play seriously.

>>10078083
I won't buy a game just to play with an anime bear but if I did I would give it my best effort.

>>10078083
I'd hope all the dads who participate give it their all.

>>10078083
letting someone win is cringe
if she can't earn her freedom from her endurance stream she deserves to suffer

>>10078083
The only handicap I'll give her is playing as Pichu

It's late, but I wanted to deliver. This is a sketch, I might work on this more soon.

>>10078619
it looks great ***** I want to see the final result

>>10078619
Looks badass!

>>10078083
Why not just commit suicide in Smash to speedrun the Endurance Stream?

>>10078818
>dads make her win 3 times quickly and she has to end the stream 20 minutes in

>>10078619
Very nice

How will Bea manage to derail the Smash stream? How drunk and or tired will she be?

>>10078619
Good progress, I always wanted to do a drawing of Bea on vocals/rythmn, Chihiro on lead, Risuna on bass, and Hobo Dad on drums

>>10078874
>3 times
No, she only needs 3 kills. Killing a stock is much easier than winning.

>>10078818
Instant loss 2kuma

10 MORE DAYS BEATANI PLEASE APPLY FOR VSHOJO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COLAB WITH NYANNERS YOUR OSHI AND SENPAI PRETTY PLEASE

Is that an itoddler filename?

>>10080337
>itoddler
get with the times old man people can use apple products your not in the fucking infancy of childish platform wars retard

yup narrow it down the vshojo poster is an itoddler

>>10080441
That's Beatani herself

>>10080473
she loves to bait us, it's more likely she' s copying that guy just to annoy us

>>10080414
lurk more

Bea why are you so cute

>>10080625
>>10080298
>>10080473
strong rrat I belieb.

Bros help me I'm losing interest in this bear

>>10080978
weak

>>10080978
Is there a particular reason that you can think of? If it's general boredom take a break and only watch the streams that sound particularly interesting.

>>10080978
Give up, it's just the natural way things go for everyone about everything. Nothing is supposed to hold someone interest forever. I hope you find hapiness in your next adventure.

>>10080978
couldn't help you on that, in my case I became a loyal fan, the opposite of you depends on each person, give yourself a break and look at other things

>>10080978
it's ok she is too

I'M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH BEATANI!!!! I KNOW IT'S A BIT CRINGE BUT I CAN'T HELP IT!!!! I WILL GO ON A PILGRIMAGE TO ALL THE PLACES BEATANI DREAMED OF!!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!1!

>we will likely never hear serorivoice again

>>10082114
It was pure sex

>>10082114
by any chance do you have the file? I never downloaded it

>>10082114
never mind, I have one but if you want to share I'd be grateful

Hopefully we hear it again in the future if she brings a new character to the lore.

I love Beatani too, but I'm not sure it's the right thing to pamper her with love all the time. tabun maybe osoraku wakarikanemasu

>>10084648
I like to make people feel happy and Bea deserves it.

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