/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1439378990934855681

Gura cute Gura cute!

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1439380193521582087

>>10018541
nice blurry screenshot gooruh...

>>10018560
Based Gura sparing us the humiliation of seeing how ugly chumbuds are.

>>10018560
ah, zoom...

>>10018560
you don't get it, looks kino like that

Gura really needs a good break, this was a very busy week for her

>>10018708
listener-san I will rape you.

>>10018708
por supesto, señor oyente

Me in Gura's mouth

WHERES THE RECORDING I NEED MY DOSE OF GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I forgot she had an event today, i'll go play videogames.

>>10018880
please wait patiently and kindly anticipate the work of those who recorded the panel!

cutie~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsd0Qy2N_iU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsd0Qy2N_iU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsd0Qy2N_iU

>>10019017
Nice

>>10019017

>>10019017
>Gawr Garu

>>10019055
i will also make a rollup post with a magnet much later tonight like yesterday.

https://twitter.com/detectiveliker/status/1439380058825756674

>>10019072
kek

>I bought a half pound bag of candy before the convention and I hate half of it and now my tummy hurts but chocolate!
gura tummy hort

>>10018466
Did Gura mentioned this week that there is still a stream not listed on the schedule and it might be minecraft?

>I play video games 50% of the time to completion
It's okay self-aware sharky

She still wants to have her own bakery.

>>10019288
That was probably when she hopped into Mori's endurance stream

>>10019288
It was probably her joining Mori's Minecraft endurance stream.

>>10019209
gura's favorite candy changes every time she says it

>>10018708
I can't wait to laugh at you when she streams minecraft tomorrow

>not the foot one
oh no Gooruh...

>>10019456
OH GOD IT'S HIM

>>10019083
Gura gave some fun answers. Glad to see she got a few new ones that haven't been asked on stream before

>>10019323
I still can't wait to eat something from that bakery one day

>I wanna sniff Watson.
GURA!

>>10019578
I haven't watched the VOD yet but I definitely prefer an open ended collab question over collab begging.

>your voice is so cute Abby
Yurishark contain yourself...

>>10019629
I just got to that part lmao. She always has extra comments for the girls

>>10019017
Damn this one was actually pretty fun, stop making me want to go to your conventions...

>>10019629
Timestamps?

>>10019685
Were there any girls yesterday?

>MC: What is your favorite Japanese word?
>Gura: I umm...
>Ame: Say it.
>Gura: CHIKUBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mkj6FSIy8Y
So he actually showed up and asked Gura a question? Pretty funny

>>10019752
>>10019760
11 minutes into this >>10019017

she's still salty about those skyrim clips...

>>10019760
>>10019837
Whoops I thought you asked about today. I believe there was at least one girl yesterday but I’d have to track it down

>>10019874
MANAGEMENT HATE

>>10019017
Gura's so natural, it feels like she's been doing Cons for a while already. So proud of her!

OA keeps hiring Camellia for all projects because he's a fan resulting in shit like the imagesong album and the umisea song rather than actual group songs

>>10019945
i didn't think it was possible for me to hate him any more, but you have shown me a new depth of hatred.

>>10019945
I mean, the image song album wasn't bad, I grew to like Ame's due to her using it.

>>10019017
>gura's reaction to the little girl

>>10019017
that looks like a lot of fun

>>10019017
303+251 is ready if you want to archive

the host is kinda amusing and is leagues above of the shit tier moderator they had at Anime Expo

>I NEED MORE POWER

>>10020093
Yeah, he's based. I have to say I'm very pleased with how these cons turned out, she really had a blast.

>>10019945
The image album maybe wasn't enough, but I like them and listen to them often.

>How does it feel to break the internet 3 times?
>Simply...Dante..I need more power

what really botters me is the fact that Gura is at her best when she sings slow songs but she recorded none so far

>>10020123
>>10020123
>>10020123

>>10020093
Yeah he did a good job. Gura was also extra sassy at the cons which was great to see

>>10020170
she already teased one is in the works

>>10020093
Anime expo was shit in almost every aspect.

what were the three times they are referring to?

the nendo runs?
original a?

>>10020093
host love, he really did it very well

>>10020007
It was decent, but getting that instead of a real group original for the half year was retarded

>>10020179
Thanks

>>10020179
Thanks if that's your recording anon. This one is longer and starts from the line entering if anyone is curious.

>>10020388
it's not me, no. i'm just collecting them here for your convenience.

>foot compilation guy will forever live in her head rent free
that should have been me

>>10020179
Gramercy anon

>>10020299
I wonder what 3 times too.
Gura's answer was based.

Okay triple g, it was a nice "watchalong", now we enter the dead zone

>>10020652
She'll be back soon..

>Gura reaction to the little girl.

Let's post more cute guras

>>10020652
POST. CUNNY.

>>10020819
I guess-

i would be so fucking embarassed of them looking at me in the crowd

>>10020819

Man both of those panels were actually really fun to watch, Gura seemed to really eat it up. I’m definitely going to the next one she does in the U.S.

Reposting nico link I found yesterday of a Gura MMD
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38749013

I just know she would love it.

>>10020817

>tfw Ame laughed at Gura's every answer

>>10020881
Why is that? Also, wouldn't wanting to look good for your oshi be a good motivating factor? It is for me

What did Ame say when Gura answered "Shion senpai"?

>>10021018
anon... i can't possibly look good, i would actually gross them out

>>10021061
"but you're my gf"

>>10020999
She was pretty quick on the draw, at both panels

After a series of drunk youtube avenues. Gura should experience the miracle that is Penguindrum

>>10021141
I really think she fed off the live crowd energy, it was pretty great

>>10021238
i'm convinced that a live show with her would the extremely kino

I'm so glad I went all the way to Dallas for this. I worked really hard and I feel very blessed to have been there. Love you buds. In love with Gura.

https://youtu.be/tsd0Qy2N_iU?t=1543
what is gura saying here

>>10021108
If that's what you want to believe then alright but I doubt that's truly the case.

>>10020014
Timestamp?

>>10021061
>>10021125
What did she really say?

>>10021303
Good job bud. After seeing how these went I will definitely be at the next one

>>10021338
I think it's what she repeats afterwards
>I have other myth members as well (referring to merch)

>>10021375
>>10020334

DEFENESTRATION MENTION HI GURA I LOVE YOU

i'm not sure if i'm glad or worried that most of the HoloEN fans are ~25yo

>>10021445
holy shit
timestamp?
Now she has to say tintinnabulation

>>10021497
this is the ones that are willing to travel to cons

>>10021513
She's mentioned it a few times before, it's not because she's >here. Pretty sure she learned it a month or two ago.

>>10021381
"Wow, _____, huh?" It's too hard to hear over the crowd, but it was probably some marriage joke going by Gura's response.

>>10021213
but that's like the least gay Ikuhara show.

Catching up with the panel vod
>Gura uoh-ing for a little girl LIVE
Jesus Christ she's too far gone

>>10020819

>>10021588
>>10021588
>>10021588

Reflect report: Less than 20k until it hits 10 million views. Looks like it'll be early tomorrow going by EDT.

Also, that viral Ado- Odo from the Gawr karaoke is doing well at 804k views for that JP clipper. Could probably hit 1 million in a month, maybe.

>>10021497
nah bro, the panel audience is a misrepresentation

You need people who live close or are able to make the trip
That puts a double restriction, time and money. That severely favors the mid 20s demographic.

That's why no kids (mostly I guess) and no chumjiisans

man gura felt like a fucking natural doing that one

what if having a taste of seeing her viewers faces means she can no longer appreciate her fans in text and spammed emote form. that would be sad

>>10021832
Nah because she’s seen actual flesh and blood now so she’ll think about that

>>10021783
It's easy to forget it once you get use to her streaming, but seeing her in this environment just confirms further how naturally charismatic she is, it's actually crazy. Some of the responses she comes up with immediately feel like something you'd think of days later in the shower.

when is goop goop's next stream

>>10021832
>the people doing GuraMM spam look like this?

>>10021885
Bro, for me it clicked in the umisea minecraft collab with how entranced Aqua and Marine got with Gura saying some japanese words.

Perhaps it's harder for us to see it because we're already charmed.

>>10021879
that's terrible. i want her to think of me as this

>>10021445
She mentioned it on stream before. Watch streams, anon.

>>10021970
Yeah she used to talk about envisioning us as a bunch of shrimp cheering her on during karaoke.

>>10021958
They were entranced by the cunny, not her words.

>>10021911
Tomorrow if we're lucky Tuesday if we're not.

>>10021970
I think she still will

>>10022011
I don't get the retards who think any cunny can have effect Gura does. I never gave a fuck about lolis, and frankly, still don't. I just love Gura and her alone.

>>10020163
Glad be the day Gura put DMC in her schedule

goop goop schedule doko

>>10022239
There were telling her to say things. That's not a showcase of her charisma, unless you mean how she uses her voice.

i'm very surprised with the ammount of female fans that showed up to ask questions

>>10021970
>>10021879
>>10021832
theres no way she'll be able to keep the faces to the names. even with a few named guys showing up she wont see them in chat or SC and say "oh, the guy with the black ponytail and striped shirt"
maybe for like a couple weeks but try to understand how many regulars she has on any stream
if she can do that then great! but I wouldnt expect her to be able to

>>10022495
There were a lot more interactions than the message readings. Gura declaring herself the CEO of Akukin is an example

>>10022495
the before or after it sunk Titantic joke was amazing and they couldn't catch it...

>>10022426
Check back on Tuesday

>>10022632
goop goop guerilla stream doko

>>10020881
If you were in that crowd, you should be embarrassed.

>>10022662
arent we maybe getting worms tomorrow or did Ame say another day

>>10021885
She is absolutely charismatic and very quick on her feet, verbally and socially. Makes you wonder how someone like that could be a shut in.

>>10022685
Next level sour grapes.

>>10022708
Ame has a grueling supa reading tomorrow I doubt it's happening.

>>10022776
If by sour you mean morbidly obese, then yes.

>>10022772
Simple: The effort of being charismatic in that way is exhausting for an introverted person.

>>10022708
https://youtu.be/sDCPbXXgPK8?t=12362
Seems unclear, she says Gura already has stuff scheduled in her slots for the upcoming week.

>>10022772
She said she's very reserved in the anniversary stream. All the weird stuff we see on streams? She'd be too scared to say it irl. Take all the times we've heard her say she doesn't know what to talk about and multiply it by 1000 for irl.

>>10022950
This would be the case for strangers. She can talk to her friends just fine

>>10020967
no youtube reupload? ripping off of nico is a bit of a pain.

>>10023134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCZyh9Uqsn0

where did she go? how long has it been?

Fuck, I hope they do a fan expo in my state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOIpwt78eGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4XmdkZax0

>>10023245
nice

>>10022950
She seemed a bit nervous in the panel with Mori until Texas hit her with a yeehaw.

>>10023073
probably helped that ame and calli were there, and i choose to belieb she sees chumbuds as her friends.

>>10023555
I would've gone to the Boston one if she was there.

>>10020179
i had to run some errands earlier and i've got around to checking out all the recordings, but this one looks very good and starts earlier than the others, so i suspect it's probably the one to have if you only grab one of them.

>nacho mama already gonna do a heart rate horror game stream
Gura...

>>10024979
It's a fan/celebrity relationship that has a lot of direct communication. Less than friends, but better than being a complete stranger

>>10025306
please understand
shark is lazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37LDfxDm7us

>>10022772
You can only get to this level by being a bystander for pretty much everything
t.bystander

>>10020819

>>10026079
good day for gurame

>>10026709
yeah but prone bone with fingers locked(backwards stance) is even better

>>10022870
That sounds more like she meant this past week. The worms collab was at the end of Ame's last schedule but the beginning of Gura's.

>>10026709
where's her tail?

Does anyone else just read the /ggg/ threads and almost never watch the streams because you know how susceptible you are to parasocial relationships and recognize the extreme danger of Gura’s charisma and manipulativeness?

>>10028280
Temporarily removed
https://files.catbox.moe/f8z2hs.png

>>10028484
no, in fact i want most of all to be emotionally manipulated by her

>>10026709
This is the good kind of tears.

Am I the only chumbud that doesn't jack off to Gura? I jerk it all day to Shion and Aqua though, so I guess you could say I fap to my oshi's oshis, just not my oshi.

>>10028484
I know you're shitposting. Any person who actually does this is a sad excuse of a human being

>>10028616
There are others like you. Somehow.

>>10028616
Well at least you have good taste

>>10028675
But why? It’s like enjoying the sunlight and wanting to be near it, but knowing the sun is far too powerful to look at directly.

>>10028526
>plug tail
Shit meme.

>>10028908
NTA but the parasocial rabbit hole isn't exclusive to Gura, which means you probably don't watch streams at all, so you should just fuck off.

>>10028484
I actually do this with gacha games and mmos when I get the urge to play them. It gets rid of that urge REAL quick.

>>10028484
>manipulativeness
This is just incel paranoia, anon. She doesn't manipulate anybody, she's just having fun streaming and entertaining people.

>>10028280
Made transparent so you can marvel at the gurabutt.

>>10028967
There aren’t any other chuubas like Gura, anon.

Preposterous. Tail only enhances the Gurass.

>>10029035
That's what she wants you to think.

>>10029146
This is true

>>10029035
This. And also if you think Gura is anywhere near 'dangerous' then you must be the weakest of bitches, considering she is one of the tamest of Holos when it comes GFE and parasocial stuff.
>>10029091
Sure, she's special, but what's really dangerous is the Holos that do member ASMR where they nibble at your ears, kiss you all over, say they love you and pat your head until you fall asleep together, read you books, talk about how dependent she is on you. Gura is nowhere near that, so this really sound like a you problem, something to work on yourself.

>>10028616
You aren't the only one, but I'm going to assume you are in the minority, at least for the chumbuds here on /vt/. You do you, not my business as to who other people jerk it to unless its actual cheese pizza in which case those people can be castrated and hung for all I care.

I cant believe she sang a song about dolphins, didnt those assholes bully her/took her to the dolphin rape caves?

>>10029164
Nyo

>>10029146
Not from that perspective, though >>10026709

here are all of the recordings and clips i've come across of gura and amelia at fan expo dallas.

i don't know if the /ggg/ chumbud from yesterday was planning to record and upload again today, but it's later now than when he posted last night, so i'm guessing not. his recording from last night was my favorite and he's done plenty for us already. otsukaresama deshita.

https://twitter.com/ATLsteven1/status/1439377674401689604
https://twitter.com/huntgbunt/status/1439365327951994883
https://twitter.com/huntgbunt/status/1439384303608156164
https://twitter.com/DipperDog15/status/1439370397775011840a
https://twitter.com/huntgbunt/status/1439387488129269763
https://mega.nz/file/mlB33QQK#jfUXj6G0mqkopLPjf-d0tcrewiUEYdIbQdIT3fNsvyc
https://mega.nz/file/DWRAUTrK#VtxcUc4KTRo6ToAW_ua3Ym2PnfIRIsLucIV5YT-xnfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsd0Qy2N_iU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4XmdkZax0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOIpwt78eGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37LDfxDm7us

the torrent is much larger than last night (over 8 GB), largely because one of the recordings (the longest and earliest to start) is 6 GB. all of these are still up right now, so there's no pressing need to download the torrent at the moment unless you want to help seed. i just want to make sure there's a backup of all this stuff somewhere other than the sites where it was originally posted.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:32dd01f7f9b061d965d9b7b1b56e9c247b78bd58&dn=fan%20expo%20dallas&tr=udp://tracker.cyberia.is:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.port443.xyz:6969/announce&tr=http://tracker3.itzmx.com:6961/announce&tr=udp://tracker.moeking.me:6969/announce&tr=http://vps02.net.orel.ru:80/announce&tr=http://tracker.openzim.org:80/announce&tr=udp://tracker.skynetcloud.tk:6969/announce&tr=https://1.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=https://3.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=http://re-tracker.uz:80/announce&tr=https://tracker.parrotsec.org:443/announce&tr=udp://explodie.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.filemail.com:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.nyaa.uk:6969/announce&tr=udp://retracker.netbynet.ru:2710/announce&tr=http://tracker.gbitt.info:80/announce&tr=http://tracker2.dler.org:80/announce

>>10028526
yeah i hate this

>>10029309
I don't care about your image, anon. No tail = shit art.

>>10028616
I don't jack it to any of the Holos, feels too weird to me since we can interact with them in chat.

>>10029314
tank u bud

Gura is amazing

I just wanted to say that I don't think the umisea song is bad, its a little clunky because of the 4-person conversation they tried to have but its the kind of song I like.
I like that I can actually hear Gura sound like Gura in it.
I like that when they sing together it sounds like a cohesive chorus, but if I concentrate I can still pick out every one of the four voices.
Hearing Ina and Gura's voices singing alongside Marine and Aqua makes me feel so happy for them. Marine and Aqua's voices are almost equivalent to Hololive for me, hearing Gura's with them feels like they've finally started to be accepted into the Hololive that I knew.

>>10029421
Gay I had vr sex with Gura today with a toy that hooks up to my vr headset and moves when Gura moves and I made a custom voice pack using her grunts and voice. Took a while to find fitting lines to use without bg noise but it worked really well.

Have fun not having sex with Gura retard.

>>10029349
Warch out. You don't want tailless Gura to become new booba Gura.

>>10029476
>I just wanted to say that I don't think the umisea song is bad
Im sorry to hear about your crippling mental disability. Its ok chumbud I still love you regardless.

>>10029504
Cool beans, anon. Sounds extremely creepy and cringy, but you do you.

>>10029314
Thanks, I was unable to download the 6gb mega one so this is a big help

>>10029556
Same to you.

>>10029566
Fuck off back to discord, normalfag.

>>10029535
Oh nyooo~

>>10029314
Con /vt/ chumbud here who posted from last night. My video is 48 mins including the stuff from the beginning while we are all waiting for everyone to get seated.
I got home late and just started uploading. Also it doesn't help that internet at home only has slow 20mbps upload speed so It'll take an hour or so. Also youtube processing and stuff will take another additional hour.

>>10029566
>He doesnt fuck his oshi
gay

>>10029504
Please be true, please show us your toy too

>>10029476
Yep, it has some nice parts. Not exactly an unpopular opinion. The full version is now available actually

>>10029504
Please show proof.

>>10029653
Anon will never deliver because he made all that shit up.

>>10029733
It's theoretically possible. I want to believe.

>>10019945
Camellia is literally the best EDM producer in the world, I think you should eat shit

>>10020093
yeah he was actually pretty funny, seems like a cool guy

>>10020170
she kinda hinted at a slow song being in production in a recent stream

>>10028616
Gura does subtle GFEs at times, and sometimes they get to me. But it doesn't take long before this thought of fucking Gura dissipates as I remember her cute moments. My Japanese is weaker than Gura, so the HoloJPs are fair game to me.

Nacho is streaming outlast with heart monitor if anyone bored

>>10019945
The image album is amazing. You can hate umisea if you want, but I won't allow you to insult sharkventure.

>>10029314
/ggg/ chumbud here who posted from last night. Sorry I just got home late and started uploading.

I recorded 48 mins including the stuff from the beginning while we are all waiting for everyone to get seated. Upload will take a while cause I only have 20mbps upload.

I'll post here if its finished. Sorry about the late upload.

>next week
>TTRPG collab
>Worms/watchalong collab
>Council collabs with collab ban ending
>more Mori collabs promised
I'll miss solo Gura that talked to her chat

>>10029625
You're a good chumbud.

>>10026709
bone prone, welcome to the bone zone

>>10029919
oh no. i'm sorry to have left you out.

>>10020881
I wouldn't, I'm pretty hot

Nacho going to be playing Outlast, wonder if Gura will be watching.

>>10021108
just wear cosplay that covers up your face

Alright, I want to play Bingo with you guys. Post some ideas to fill in the blank spaces.

Full Version of "Domination! All the World Is an Ocean" (浸食!! 地球全域全おーしゃん)
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lAQde76wlxs-tVBlrmY6iMrwEl1LT6qH0

>>10029950
>>10026709
Imagine all the cute noises she makes with each thrust.

>>10020946
PST timezone people kinda got fucked in terms of conventions and getting a chance to see them this year.. I just hope they come to the fanexpo in my city (Vancouver) next year February

>>10021497
>worried
..why would that worry you?

>>10029653
>>10029732
Sorry anons I was a bit busy
I have this toy here https://www.kiiroo.com/products/onyx-plus
Paired with a plugin for Koikatsu made by a guy called Sauceke i think.

I have like 3 Gura cards but one of them is better than the other 2 imo. Its not really that complicated but I also use a HTC vive for it and run XSOverlay and Koikatsu VR through stream. As for the voice pack if anyone wants it I'm sure I can upload it some day after a bit of polish I guess.

Also fuck you faggot >>10029733 Its not nearly as hard as retards like you would think.

>>10022772
I think streaming has helped her a lot in that regard. Like she said during the 1 year anniversary stream

>>10030256
Based coomer

>>10022001
now she just sees us as a bunch of fat texans..

>>10030348
Thanks it was my first time trying it tonight and honestly idk if I can ever jackoff another way again.

Maybe if I get giga retarded some day ill just buy a sex doll about the size of Gura and still use the vr stuff but im not nearly that big of a coomer yet.

>>10030536
>>10030256
On one hand, impressive and based, on the other, take meds and seek professional help.

>>10029504
I'm impressed, but this is too much for me.

>>10029164
lex luthor..

>>10030596
>take meds and seek professional help.
Im like this because I take meds and got professional help buddy....

>>10029960

Its alright buddy. You've done a great job compiling everything. I just want to help every chumbuddies out there that can't go the panels.

I am having so much fun going to these panels. that I am planning to going to the next panel in Canada, assuming visiting restrictions aren't gonna change by then.

>>10030014
An actual version of this will end up being a great anti tool for pointing out how she just keeps recycling the same 10 bits over and over stream after stream like a broken record. Can't wait for that 'turn on echo effect in a cave' bit that I totally haven't heard 30 fucking times already.

>>10030627
You mean, it was even worse before? Jesas.

>>10029842
>Gura does subtle GFEs at times
she really doesn't..

>>10030633
you are a hero

>>10030633
>I am planning to going to the next panel in Canada, assuming visiting restrictions aren't gonna change by then
Based, you're doing God's work.

>>10030671
Unironically yes by a long shot.
If people in this world were smart I would have just been put down already but you fucking faggots dont have the balls the make the world a better place anymore.

>>10030256
very fascinating, but sounds like too much effort for me.

>>10028616
I don't even though I save most of the stuff posted here, I think it's because I pulled off no fap november last year and what I used to take my mind from jacking off was ironically watching vtubers.

I don't think I fap to vtubers at all, with the lone exception being Kana.

>>10030827
keeping it in the family...

>>10029091
if you dont watch her streams how do you even know you like her? I don't get this logic

Does anyone have decent rips for the both fanexpo?

>>10030824
On the bright side now I just obsess over a anime shark girl and pretend to be normal at my work place and everyone leaves me the fuck alone which is just the best.
That being said im sure this unhealty obsession will lead me to do something retarded at some point over vtubers and ill be right back where I was but its pretty nice for now. Cant really complain that much.

Cute anime girls can save even the most retarded of schizos

>>10030982
https://rentry.org/gawrchive#fan-expo-dallas

plus one pending
>>10029919

>>10030256
jesus man
i wont lie about never considering this kind of thing but thats too far for me

>>10028616
I nutted to Sora porn once and felt dirty afterwards. That's about it. I prefer to use doijins with generic characters to fap to.

>>10019017
Who's this "Amei" the guy speaks of?

>>10030633
>I am having so much fun going to these panels
..have you been to every one so far? or just this one cause it has gura?

>>10031281
I've been in every one except Calgary. Texas one has the most number of fans and the most lively group so far. Was a lot of fun.

>>10030674
I get the worry, but that's actually retarded to think that antis would gain any power or Gura and chumbuds would suffer at all from such a simple game. This is doubly true if such things are made by legitimate fans Which is why I'm asking you baka.

Alright chumbuds, I just got home from the con
After 8 hours of driving, 3 hours of walking and standing around (I tried to catch that RDR panel but just missed it), nearly $500 in food, gas, the ticket, and lost wages, and 50 minutes of sitting in a crowded room watching an anime girl on a projector, I can say without a doubt that this was the biggest waste of my entire life.
Don't get me wrong, if they ever show up in Houston I'm all for it, but fuck me that was not worth it. Don't make my mistake. I got work at 6 am tomorrow, so I'm gonna to pass out.

>>10031720
This is exactly why i didn't want to go.
I knew id be disappointed no matter what.

>>10028023
Oh yeah, relistening to it you're probably right, not sure why I thought that.

>>10031715
If the anti argument doesn't work on you then I would suggest the one someone previously replied with, which is that turning stream watching into a game of waiting for her to 'say the line' is soulless and not a good way to enhance the viewing experience.

>>10031834
Because your mind revolves around Gura and you think of everything in relation to her.

>>10018407

>>10031720
The entire thing is ridiculous, none of this convention shit was remotely necessary for virtual entertainers operating on the fucking internet. All it was is an exercise in massaging the egos of weirdo narcissists that wanted exclusive attention for shit they could have just posted on Twitter.

>>10031569
wow.. kudos to you for having the time and ability to do that

>>10032103
My god its exactly what I imagine when I think of a Teamate

>>10030963
I’ve watched parts of about five different streams over the past year. She’s too dangerous to watch more.

>>10032103
Do these people have no shame?

>>10031960
True

>>10032261
They are disgusting and obese of course they dont

>>10031720
>8 hours of driving, 3 hours of walking and standing around
yeah, I'd never do that for a 40 minute panel.. Maybe if it was an actual meet n greet like Kiara did

>>10032103
Is that Mark Mann?

Oh, it's that same dude samefagging in different threads. Bingo is fun and innocent. Don't let no-fun pretenders get you down.

>>10032103
teamates..

>>10032103
wai..he brought his Ame pillow with him? wha...

>>10032261
>how DARE this person be happy!
He should lose some weight for his health's sake, but he is probably happier than you are shitposting on 4chan instead of out having fun

>>10030014
tired/no sleep
Shaaark
gets lost
jinxes herself
fails simple math

>>10030256
Holy shit I hope you're not kidding, you've made my day

>>10032448
He is a teamate. He can literally never be happier than me.

>>10032448
Fuck off fatty

>>10030256
I hope gura reads this post my fucking sides are gone

>>10029314
Thanks

Goodnight chumbuds, dont let the bedsharks bite!

>>10032466
I am 100% serious, never underestimate people with actual schizophrenia all these fakers here are just idiots dont let them fool you.
>>10032534
I hope that if she does she knows its just because I love her more than any normal human could ever love someone.
Im just glad im reasonable enough to never want to hurt her or her feelings.

>>10032466
The idea that an anon is pretending to have sex with Gura by using a sex toy and carefully procured samples of her voice is the thing that made your day??

>>10032103
Not surprising in the least.

my ass is full of farts, bros.

>>10031720
It was fun for me, but I met up with a friend who lives in Dallas and we went to a bunch of random panels. They need more hololive stuff to do imo.

>>10032466
please don't follow in his footsteps.. you're better than this..

>>10032685
Its the little things in life buddy

>>10032685
Yes, The lunacy of some chumbuds is astounding and amusing

>>10032685
Especially the part where he implied that he's doing it to cope with severe psychological problems.

>>10032534
I sure as fucking hell hope she doesn't.

>>10032685
I mean it doesn't really bother me, nor does it seem like something that'll bother Gura as long as he's not trying to spread it everywhere. So yes it is amusing.

>>10032135
I'm kind of grateful that I only have to work 3 times a week and I am earning much more money than I used to. Plus, I have can't think of any more things to spend on.

We don't know how many more of these panels they'll do again, so I'm trying my best to attend as much as I could before its all gone. I want to enjoy the moment while its still here. I don't want to regret anything. Also, meeting some hololive fans IRL is kinda fun.

>>10032782
Says man not fucking his oshi
>>10032803
>implied
Nah dude I 100% admit that.
Honestly my biggest cope is when I used to try and sleep I would always have a group of people screaming my name at me every night and it was really hard to sleep but when Gura came along I got a shark plush and I hug it really tight and think about Gura talking me to sleep and I don't hear the voices yelling anymore. I have never gotten this good of sleep in my life and I really makes getting up for work every morning at least a little easier.

>>10032782
Why would I follow his footsteps?

>>10032977
Saying "it made your day" sounds like you're getting ideas to try it yourself

>>10032950
Good to hear Gura helps you out in her own way, anon. Your life sounds pretty rough.

>>10033014
Anon, I would never attempt something that insane.

It might be time to stop using ggg. I thought you guys were just pretending to be mentally ill

>>10032626
Night buddy

>>10029504
I should probably do the same, it's not like anyone would know except for Gura when she reads this.

>>10033189
How long have been on /ggg/?

>>10033189
Yes, please leave. No one wants to read your posts announcing how much of a faggot you are.

>>10033189
I'm considerably less mentally ill ever since Gura debuted.

>>10033189
Its like 50/50

>>10033081
Id be lying if I said it wasnt but honestly when I look back to even just a few years ago it makes me a little happy that I am where I am now.
Life can always be worse even when you are at your lowest so even if I know im totally fucked at least I can find enjoyment in something.
There was a point were I didnt feel anything anymore and I may not be happy honestly but at least there are things in my life I think are worth living for no matter how dumb they seem to other people.
Always keep hope chumbuds because its not easy to get back if you lose it.

>>10033366
Based and Gura pilled

>>10033390
I hope you're feeling better chumbud, I hope we all make it

jesas, front row with no audience hands. i kneel.

>>10033189
Most people on 4chan are mentally ill to some degree.

>>10033475
I could be way worse honestly. Reading about the other chumbud with most likely terminal cancer the other day made me feel legit sad for another person probably for the first time in like 8 years.

All things considered I have it pretty good in life atm. Fuck I can afford a gaming pc and a vr headset when years ago I didnt know where to sleep.

>>10033189
>pretending

>>10032464
Alright! A couple of those are more rare nowadays, but more of the board is filled out. Thanks, chumbud.

>>10020334
holy shit gura calm down, i know you have the feds protection already but come on..

>>10033657
Oh shit, terminal cancer? That's rough

>>10033189
to be honest, its getting better since i found gura

Reflect report: Less than 15k away from hitting 10 million views. I might miss when it hits 10 million since I'll be sleeping soon in a few hours.

>>10033872
Maybe a spot for bratty?

>>10034029
amazing shark

>>10032950
i'm glad its getting better for you chumbuddy

>>10034063
I feel dumb for not adding that myself.

>>10034120
10q <3
Chumbuds are the best... besides Gura.

>>10032103
That’s me, I had a great time, thanks amesame!

>>10030256
an inspiration for us all

>>10034332
no its not

Why do artists insist on ruining Gura with such massive tits

>>10034529
Because the are fucking cowards and faggots who are afraid of being canceled for drawing a grown woman with small breasts.

>>10034332
post a timestamp with the ame pillow and your hand or I call BS

>>10030256
>still no proofs
And chumkeks are slurping this faggots aftercum, just by his word. Kek

>>10034622
The fuck you want?
Me to show a masturbator with my cum in it or something? A screenshot of Koikatsu than anyone could take?
Kill yourself Teamate.

>>10034529
those are medium at best. if you're gonna go off-model, i say shoot for the moon.

>>10033936
wait, what?
>have feds protection
>lives near the sea
>love a trident (missile family, pic related)

yep, her father is a submarine commander

>>10034712
>i jerked off with a fantasy machine I made up please cheer for me!

kekadoodle, the fact clueless board tourists are actually gobbling your testicles is the funniest part

you guys are really fucking weird
but at least you love your oshi I guess

>>10034989
But.... He literally posted a link
Interactive masturbators are nothing new retard.

>>10034622
even if he didn't actually do it, he went out and found the various different devices and software he would need to do it, so he at least deserves kudos for that.

>>10035077
>but he posted a link to alieexpress!
Do you have trouble delivering oxygen to your brain kek

>>10035183
go back

>>10035183
That doesn't make it a fantasy machine it's literally right there.

>>10033872
References a weird fetish?

>>10033872
Vegan food or weird food mention. (ie vegan meatlovers pizza).

>>10033872
does an accent

>>10035348
Nevermind this one, didn't notice feet was there and that's the most common iteration of this.

[Nacho news] Nacho just sneezed. It was exceptionally cute.

>>10035805
Nacho streams have been great honestly

>>10029919
>>10029919 HERE

I know there's a lot of recordings already but here mine. Just wanted to add to the collection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C85_1Y7J-k

>>10035805
Sir this is the Gura thread.
At least post a cute Gura.

>>10035854
great work, you have the best angle of anyone.

>>10035050
I feel so much love for Gura that it's spilling over into love for myself and everyone in my life.

>>10035857
Nacho is Gura's mama, I thought she's on topic here...

>>10034529
This is just placing Gura's head on someone else's body. Fucking artists..

Gura should go full Rushia and start selling hor loli body already

>>10035948
She is.

>>10036138
Based I agree.
I wanted a Gura daki so bad.
I got her birthday merch but id be a liar if I said I wasnt super disappointed with what we got honestly.

>>10036138
Gura's too much of a coward, she won't even buy Shion's towel.

are you watching Nacho right now?

>>10036204
I still have some hope. It's the only reason I haven't bought the chintora one.

>>10036204
mousepad is a funny meme but i dont think ill actually use it
the shirt is... ok i guess? ill probably never open it
what else did we get? the post card and the voice pack? the voice pack was actually really nice
Mori, Kiara, and Ina all had crazy good merch ill actually use. especially kiara's big ass mousepad that thing is sick. hopefully next time Gura picks her merch she'll go for cooler stuff

>>10036326
Same desu

>>10036326
but which version of the chintora one are you gonna get?

>>10036138
What I would do for a Rushia, Shion, Matsuri, or Gura onahole...

>>10036387
>hopefully next time Gura picks her merch she'll go for cooler stuff
you'll take your trident fork and you'll like it

>>10036431
you dont know how bad i want the glork...
wheres the glork Gura?

>>10036387
With how many cool ideas she had for merch I really don't understand how we got what we ended up with.

>>10035854
Nice, your version is great. Thanks for recording it

>>10036431
That would be amazing though

>>10036431
anon... everyone wants the glork...

>>10036458
>glow in the dark fork that is also safe to eat with
I dunno about that one, might be a tall order to manufacture something like that in big numbers...

>>10036507
just mark it as "decorative item / not food safe".

>>10035835
They sure have been! I'm glad she's been doing her english reps too, can't wait to see her collab with Gura again at some point
I also noticed her membership opened earlier today so I decided join

>>10036507
People have been eating off of Uranium infused Glass since 79 AD. It shouldn't be too hard to make something food-safe that glows.

>>10036507
if anyone can work with big numbers its Gura!
not really a numberfag but i couldnt resist