/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28475996

>>27356273
>Teddyloid produced music for PSG
>Mori's working with Teddyloid for one of her UMG songs
>Mori's a Trigger fan
>Mori's mentioned being into VA lately
Bet.

>>26358786
Alright so long and short of it: Mori lied to Cover when she applied for HoloEN, and has been lying to them and her audience since.

What have we known her to be since day one? The First Apprentice of the Grim Reaper. Fine and good, EXCEPT that's fucking bullshit. She is, in fact, the SECOND Apprentice of the Grim Reaper. The REAL First Apprentice was excommunicated and Mori is both complicit in the cover-up and guilty of withholding this information from her current employers and supporters.

Obviously the question is WHOMST'VE? Literally WHO is this mystery figure, this dark spot on the Timeline of Death? To know that, my associate and I did a little digging.

Charon, known amongst the ancient Greeks as the Ferryman of Hades, said to guide the newly deceased to the Underworld. What they don't tell you is that Charon wasn't always just a glorified WalMart greeter. Charon was a big fuckin' deal. In the earliest known Archaic Greek records, dating back to around the 6th century BC, Charon is referred to as a -harbinger- of death, not a ferryman. A harbinger, someone who foreshadows, death. In other words, a REAPER. We've ruled out the possibility of this being a reference to the Grim Reaper himself, Death-Sensei, after an extensive consultation with a panel of historians and scholars led by the esteemed Nanashi Mumei. Charon is by all accounts his own entity, and Charon is the first documented instance of a 'Reaper' that would serve under Death itself.

At a certain point Charon was removed from his post and reassigned to greeter duty. Why? Fuck if we know. BUT we can safely presume that it is at this point that Mori took his place, given her name first appears in records around the time Charon's title changes from harbinger to doorman. But what happened with Charon? Where'd he go? He seemingly disappeared along with the ancient Greeks. And that's exactly what Death-Sensei and Mori want you to fuckin' believe. We believe the fall of ancient Greece was a ploy orchestrated by them to cover-up Charon's full expulsion and expungement from the Annals of Death.

When we pressed Ms. Mumei with this theory we were STRONGLY advised to 'stop thinking', and subsequently stonewalled. The extent to which Ms. Mumei may or may not be involved in this is as of yet unknown.

HOWEVER, Charon's still around. We know who he is and 'where' he is. In fact, we've already met him.

Charon, to whom you must offer a coin as payment to gain entry to the Underworld.

C. Money.

Yeah. These days Charon goes by the name Calvin. Calvin Morrison. C-Man.

"But C-Man's from dimension 42069!?" Is what you're thinking. Yes, and I won't fault you for taking Mori's word at face value. But the woman who told you that is the same that had a hand in his banishment. After extensive consultation with field experts Amelia Watson and Tsukumo Sana, we've arrived at the conclusion that there is NO DIMENSION 42069. Mori lied. She lied to us about her title, and lied to us about C-Man.

Given this information and its implications, my associate and I believe it urges this community to FULLY reassess the stream and events that took place this past 1st of April. Painful though it may be we MUST set aside the matter of Mori's potential bondage fetish and focus on more pressing matters.

My associate Ms. Chris and I leave the ball now firmly in Mori's court. Its up to her to address this.

Mori Love.

>>20872921
I believe the "Mori watched five playthroughs of Bloodborne but said she beat it five times because she thought that counted and she's retarded" rrat

>>20667917
man, it became way too easy to falseflag as a deadbeat because people don't pay attention to what Mori said herself at all

that's a big fuckin' rrat

oh my god, that's a big fuckin' rrat