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>>30077329
Incorrect. Plants are perfectly capable of ejaculating and breeding.

I mean if you think on the bright side, all this hardcore bantering does breed stronger Butas. Only the most resilient of us survives.

>>28998029
The only non-unified one is you! Have at thee, anti-rosebud rosebud!

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>>27810706
It is as strange as ever. But, admittedly, it's fun to mess with.
>>27810805
I hope so, I've grown tired of their nonsense.
>>27810733
>>27810814
Well now I'll entertain you no longer, you've thorough disappointed me.

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>>27046018
>>27046064
They'll get a reality check soon enough then. We'll discuss the fate of these "Rosebuds" at a later date. With the current attitude of the Rosebutas, it won't be a fun debate for whoever the current ruler is.

>>26978339
I'll take the fun part and say thank you, but I am not particularly a fan of being called cute.
>>26978499
Classic. I'm a big fan of how that artist draws faces as well.

>>26644546
Okay, so. I'm no war tactician and I have no idea how battle formations work or anything like that. But I did give that fight a read and tried to make sense of it as best as I could. I don't think it was a bad fight, but I admittedly wasn't really blown away by it either. I'll be speaking in terms of entertaining the reader, instead of how accurate it would be to a historical fight. Best to speak on the things I'm more knowledgeable on, I feel.
The enemy never felt cunning nor powerful, so it was difficult to read it with the belief that Pomerlane could lose this fight at all. Now, of course, I'm not saying this because Pomerlane is overpowered in any way. If he was a perfectly mediocre warlord my perception of the fight wouldn't really change. The enemy is just too flat in nature and, in a few cases, just disappointing.
Donabella's group being wiped out right away was simply... There. I don't have any complaints, but there's not many compliments I can give either. It was just something that happened during the fight.
Labienius's charge was actually quite nice. It was good to see Pomerlane on his toes. Supposedly. My issue with this is that we're just told that Pomerlane was surprised. There wasn't any danger to it. It wasn't like his lack of presence at the dam would cause an issue, so him moving to counter Labienius just felt like it was an obvious move. Just pop this other guy in charge while you go take care of that mess.
Cursor's fleet was when I first started to feel really iffy on things. Like with Donabella's group, he was simply taken out. It felt like there was very little resistance on his side, they simply threw some fireboats at him and then filled his fleet with grapeshots. I think it would've been more interesting if the fleet hadn't gone into hysteria, but instead actually listened to Cursor's instructions and stayed in formation.
Labienius on land was somewhat impressive, but still didn't feel right. Pomerlane losing his eye doesn't feel very warranted, as we haven't seen the enemy do anything really powerful yet. We're told in a line or two that he supposedly defeated an entire group, but we're just told that. Labienius is written as a powerful man, but we're given no proof to back up his strength. Pomerlane's our protag, an injury like that should be built up to with some suspense or action.
Labienius's death was nice. I don't really have any issues with it, Pomerlane bested him in combat and that was that. Cutting off his head was a good move and I can believe it demoralized all who saw it.
I'm not sure if it was great to have the whole army essentially given up at that point, though. Some would flee or surrender, but the way it is written leads me to believe that this is the entire army that's finished. Wouldn't there be some groups still willing to fight until the bitter end? Some leaders to quickly jump up and rally some men to fight back?
The ending of the naval fight was just... Expected. They stood no chance, it felt as if it was a total wipeout. A clean sweep with near zero casualties on Pomerlane's side.
Overall I would say it was a straightforward fight. Pomerlane simply either saw through the enemy's plans beforehand or was smart enough to outwit them on the spot. Ryuguards being the people of Finana, I would have expected them to have a much stronger navy. An impressive, proud navy that would be able to crush most opposition. This was not the case, as made evidence by how they were easily beatable. Labienius was perhaps the most interesting segment, yet it still didn't feel as if Pomerlane's strategy was tested. Everything went more or less according to plan. That's my point of view as someone without much knowledge of historical combat, at least.

>>26586147
>>26586157
Blech. I don't like those Dragoons doing that, but it makes sense. Just means maps will need to be redrawn once /rose/ comes up from the underground. And maybe I'll give those feathery boys another kick in the behind for claiming my land.

>>26379085
I will concede that height is an advantage, but a short man is able to overcome such an advantage. There are many methods to take down a man who is taller than you, it is very frequently used in fact. But that's another matter, for it would seem that we are evenly matched in terms of height. So then, what muscle and arts can you bring to the table?
>>26379182
Strange of you to bring up something like the bow. You know what, perhaps you may be right on speaking about swords. I have not truly attempted to practice with one, so I cannot say whether or not it would be a workout to wield. However I do know that if your only combat skill is with medieval weaponry, you will naturally be at a disadvantage without said weaponry. As I originally stated, this is not a combat to test one's standing with a weapon, whether a sword or bow or firearm. This is about strength. About the muscles you have honed through your training. Can you fight without your sword? Can you match me in body? These are the answers I look for. If I wanted otherwise, I would have stated so.
All you have done so far is affirm the fact that Pomudachis cannot physically match up to Rosebuds as well as they believe they can. Now prove that fact wrong. Drop your sword and meet me fist to fist. Give me violence.

>>26355927
A Hooters and a club? Woah what a well-adjusted-ass human being. Happy to see I was correct in thinking Rosebud would annihilate any threats to Rosebuta lore sovereignty.

>>26245721
Yeah, we haven't gotten many reps... It's basically just been me for the past four or five months. There's a quilldren that pops in every once in a while, but until today that's been about it.

Rosemi-sama

>>26067794
>ojisans can't get pregnant
Clearly no one's tried hard enough. I'll fix that.

Our precious and lovely Rosemi-sama!

>>25992390
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>Clothing
What does the average Joe wear daily? Any formal dress impacted by tradition/culture? Is fashion being split by class or regional differences? Climate or other fantastical wackery making certain attire a necessity? Paint us a clearer picture of who you'll see walking through the streets!
>Food
What crops do your people grow for consumption? What about the food you import, and from where? Do you have unique delicacies? What are the common snacks or meals for the working class, or the rich and powerful? Any food reserved for ritual purposes? How about etiquette when eating? Any special practices during mealtime?
>Entertainment
What kinds of entertainment is popular for your people? How important are they seen as part of life? Do different class people have sufficiently different tastes? How much do the chuuba gods play a role in these entertainments?
>Religion
What religious rituals does your nation have to worship its deities? What's the religious structure look like? What's the official stance on other faiths?
>Alcohol and Drink
what do your people drink and what's is it made from? what sort of culture is there around drinking in your split?
>Development
What are your nation's current goals now? What are you trying to aim for in your development? Would said development make your people happy?
>Funeral Rites
How do your people observe the death of one of their own? What kind of ceremonies are held? How are their belongings handled?
>Music
What kind of musical instruments/music does your nation make/use?
>Name
Does your thread's nation have any naming conventions? What are people named, and why? Do names have meaning? Do people have surnames, and how are those derived?
>Politics
How does the balance of power look in your nation? who are the ruling/most powerful class? Who are they competing with?

>>25989900
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>>25897264
Wose is going to be working for supernatural glowies soon...!

Rosebud, your oshi was insanely cute in her 300k. I had no idea that magic was actually real.
I'm finally writing about rosebuds in my story. Prepare to be asked for input.

This Rosemi art makes me feel like she's a Tales of character

Rosemi's new outfit has been leaked!