/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>be me, 7yo boy
>visiting relatives one summer
>rummage through uncle's shit because bored
>find Playboy magazine in a drawer
>the cover is a woman getting her pierced clitoris licked
>laugh at funny feeling it gives pp
>forget about it and start 1st grade
>playing on playground equipment one day and slide down fireman's pole
>realize it makes pp feel funny again
>keep doing it
>I'm practically humping the pole
>confused why I have no friends
>parents switch me to public school the next year