/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29953044
Aww come on, dude
But I get it. For some reason /risu/ has become a potential powderkeg because EVERY world power wants a piece of it.
The joke that /risu/ becoming the starting site of a world war mau be true

>>29514179
Another good read, friend!
>3 other stories and a river map
Damn, anon. You should wrap a story up before moving on.

>>29389523
Wise guy, eh? Nobody brought anybody together. It's all voluntary since day one. Even Nuefag who charted and sharted-up the borders did it for free.

>>29007872
meatchads are chads for a reason. even i watch their zombie (mostly cuz terraria)

>>28763396

Unban my /meat/ niggas!

>>28506785
that scares the fuck out of me but good to know you have risu

ITT: we talk about which holo has the best texture and flavor. share your recipes for serving them!
For me, it's a juicy piece of Marine's roasted thigh or Ame's ribs

FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT! FLESH! BLOOD! MEAT!

>>27177653
>Sanalites finally agree to eat risuner pussy
>wait not like that

Woohoo! Deicide! Deicide! Deicide!
We must consume the flesh of corpo chuubas!

Can you imagine living in a world where 80% of your everyday items is made from vtuber byproduct?
>washing yourself with tallow soap made from Kaede
>your face wash contains glycerine from Pikamee
>combing your hair with a comb made from Kiara's bone
>your cologne contains oil extracted from Okayu's belly
>you tighten your trousers with your Dola dragon skin belt
>the buttons on your shirt is made of genuine Mito bone
>eating a breakfast of Mumei eggs and Baelz milk, your utensils are made from Fauna's horn ivory
>your shoes are made from Chapipi's butt leather
>your car's door feels a bit creaky, apply a bit of Veibae grease and gelatine
You will always have your oshis with you all the time

>>26478165
Yes as a tasty snack

>>26349722
What about flesh/meat flavor and texture?
Us /meat/fags have needs too

Gentlemen?

>>26252452
God damn you meatchads never fail to impress. Understandably im going to be a bit busy with the tri fleet but I will have ch 6 out when I can get to it. I actually have a lot to do here holy shit.

>>25791899
why thank you sir. zombko and comma are the 2 that i stick with, comma with her corpse party gaming mainly as I haven't seen her do anything else but I did hear about her eating some nasty meatballs and I think paint at some point?

>>25611053
bother us more. I personally like the attention and im sure the other risuners like it too. As for the actual answer to your question im looking at it right now.
......https://rentry.org/k2qfq#the-gemstones
...................
Did you actually write all of this? Just for risuners? Dude I actually feel fucking lazy now holy shit. Why meatchads so good at going into detail and telling good stories. Literally same level as roseanon! [thats a high fucking praise because roseanon is probably my favorite person here i love that plant fucker [/spoiler]

>links to pictures of gems
>description of colors
Jesus fuck i kneel. (dont have risu kneeling so have this)

Diana logs ch 4.

This has been so far extremely insightful. The ports were really beautiful to look at with some of us going over to see how they build their boats. We grew comfortable enough to split up into 3 groups so each of us could satiate our different curiosities. One group went to the ports, the second went to explore the city , and the third stayed with me as I discussed stuff with our new acquaintances.
I personally had to have a discussion about the risuners that were here. I knew that they captured risuners but I had no idea that they would keep them. These risuners must be descendants of those captured a long time ago. I guess they probably want to combine risuner natural speed with their physical strength? Who knows how long this has been going on. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.

Putting all that aside, I decided to go and view he gemstones available. Since gems are valued just as much as nuts it makes sense to look for them. Their nephrite looks really nice but what shocked me was opal. OH MY GOD I WANT THE OPAL!!! Its the shiniest thing I've ever seen I need it immediately! Of course they also showed us some jadeite but apparentaly that's harder to come across. And lastly is something they call garnet which looks like rubies but is still pretty nonetheless. (JUST GIMME THE OPAL)
They also have plenty of cool looking nuts. Cashew nuts, Brazil nuts, Coffee nuts (they are beans but they look like nuts kind of and this coffee drink was crazy). Oh and there were these HUGE Cacao nuts that looked really really good. There is so much good stuff here I actually hope we can get along now and so far things are looking pretty sweet.

The only thing I am actually worried about right now is what do we have to offer. We of course have nuts but most of the crew don't wanna procreate. Maybe some day but for now we only have our nuts from home. Hopefully this will be enough for them and hopefully we have other things to offer (that aren't corpses of course).

While I discussed trade the rest of the crew had a good look around town. The merchants there actually seemed very eager to discuss things with us about dealings in the future. To my surprise and to the crews relief it seems that /meat/ overall really values us more for what we can trade rather than being a target for raiders. I'm sure /morig/ will be taking care of them but no way am I going to bring that up to them.

All in all this was definitely worth it. We can get some pretty gems and nuts, our relationship is hopefully mended and we can begin exchanging things. I think we will stay here for a few months just to get a feel for the culture and the atmosphere but definitely going to leave on a deadline. We know what the mainland risuners will do if we do not show up on time and that's the last thing we need.

Not a meatchad but i like you guys

Opinion on /meat/?

>>23991716
Dianas logs ch 3.

(Night time)
Well. That went better than I expected. We were greeted by a nice lady who told us that she even had accommodations for us. I guess that we weren't as stealthy as we thought but at least things are turning out well for now.
They invite us to a nearby temple. I thought they would have brought us straight to Atoyavik but the temple is nice enough. Since they will be sleeping with the party I thought that this would be the time to prove if my suspicions are true or not.
Of course 2 of those meat boys just had to make an advance on me. I know were known for apparently having higher sex drives than most foreigners but I was too nervous to even think about exchanging nuts at the time. I think we all were.
Most of us just ended up sleeping with a partner but for once there wasn't any sex going on. Or at least none that I could hear. They had some basic beds and hammocks and such so overall it was pretty comfy. I slept alone, despite those two fuckheads.

(Morning)
The first thing I did was an immediate headcount. All risuners were present. A lot of us were slightly relieved and maybe these people could just be friendly after all. From a logical perspective this made sense since we had good stuff to trade back home. I think the paranoia got the best of us. But not for a second am I gonna let my guard down.
They tell us that we should head for the city of Atoyavik. Its pretty far away so I told them we can stop at the temple nearest for a break before we head straight there. Tecpashochitl is being really nice along the way. Its actually relaxing and throughout the morning trek I personally think maybe these people aren't bloodthirsty savages. Still not letting my guard down though.

(Arrival at the next temple)
Well were here. Its afternoon and by my guesses we could reach the city by late evening. Our escorts have a lot of meat based products to nobody's surprise with not too many natural things. We end up eating both a mix of our own supplies and some of their food, it was only polite that we try some of their stuff out and its not like risuners have never eaten meat before.
One thing I really found odd was their currency. Its useless. You cant eat it or plant it, its just a tiny piece of metal. I've come to the conclusion that other nations do this and we are the only ones that use nuts as money. It was a bit of a surprise but I don;t want to judge these people on their ways. Everyone is different.
By this point there are much less tensions as some of the guys are cuddling with the females of their group. Finally it seems were starting to get along. Tecpashochitl had that look in her eyes of satisfaction. She then turned to me and asked me one on one
"Are you afraid of us, the entire time you all have been shaking and holding your weapons ready to strike. I understand our past will forever burn in many western risuners and for some reason you seem to have made your crew out of the most vengeful but we really want to put that aside."
I had only one thing to say.
"My grandparents were taken by your people. But I cannot deny the good that has come afterwards. Many of the weapons we hold right now is possible thanks to you. The very ship we arrived in was built because of your knowledge of boats. We owe you our entire fleet in a way and our tools are better than ever."
It was then that I thought now would be the perfect time to discuss something since my crew was "distracted"
"Listen closely. I can offer your people the thing you seem to value most. Our prisoners are tossed into geese chambers and we do nothing with the bodies. Many of my people want reparations despite what I said earlier. So would it be too much to ask that we can have a few of your pretty gems and in exchange, ill allow isolated meat outposts near the geese chambers so that you may collect dead risuners and do with them what you will?"

I will never get my grandparents back but there are things I can give back to /risu/ that would be glorious. Even if I may despise what they did before I'm sure they wouldn't want me living life in anger. They would want me to live the will of Risu as a nut connoisseur and a good captain. Risu please protect us, for we ae walking into either one of the greatest moments in our history or into the biggest trap of our lives.

Welcome, Kyusai-sama!
We will celebrate your visit by sacrificing a Vtuber!

luknight update check, rose update check, MEAT IS NEXT