/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74056752 >>74040160
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>today, i have simply spiked lemonade
>that i picked up from the gas station
>because i've been wanting to try it for a freaking long time
>because i looooove, i loooove lemonade
>im not gonna die, it's only 5%
>dude, this is why you shouldn't drink a lot of alcohol, this is 330 calories for the entire freaking thing
>are you joking?? that's like, a meal!
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>i dont like when they tell me how many calories are in alcohol...
>>what's your daily calorie intake?
>me? i always stick to 1200 AT LEAST, 1200 is MAX (??? at most?)
>i try to go a little bit under
>and dont tell me that's too little!!!!
>it's not too little at all, im short!
>im a short person, im short and im small, that's my normal

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>1200 is enough for me, i feel very full if i eat anything more than that
>>the minimum is 1500
>i dunno... i.. if.. usually, the daily that i intake i feel is 1000, around 1100 is what i usually do
>i had a salad and stuff like that today and my stomach feels really full
>my stummy feels very full
>this is normal for me! i dont need to bulk!
>if i try to bulk then im going to not bulk and just gain weight because i dont go to the gym
>but i have no excuse, i have to go to the gym now you guys
>i have no more excuse, i really dont
>i have so much free time so it's time to get my ass into the gym
>>she must be 2'7...
>im like, 5'1

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>>she probably only does squats and cardio
>i used to actually be kind of a... not like a gymrat but i used to go to the gym pretty consistenly
>and i was doing like, i was doing cardio, and actually i was doing weights! i had leg day, arm day, core, whatever!
>i had a whole routine!! i only stuck with that for like maybe 2 months tho and then i stopped *laughs*
>i HATE lifting! i hate lifting, it's boring and i feel like im suffering! i hate lfting
>how much can i lift? literally, max...
>... you know the big but-
>you know the thing that you do hip thrusts on? the big bar?
>i can only do the big bar... i can't have weights on that bar, the bar is enough for me *laughs* that's heavy enough for me
>>that counts as zero??
>NO!! you guys just dont know... you guys dont know gym equipment
>>that's about 30lbs
>i can only do 30 for like l-
>okay, for hiptrusts i can only do 30
>stop saying okay!!!
>you know what hip trusts are?
>it's like, you're on the thing and you're trying to like, you know??
>you have to have a very balanced body!
>you cant only hit like legs- or like, arms and not make sure that your bottom half is also looking good
>STOP SAYING "K"!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
>and then for the normal weights, i can do 20...
>like, 20-25, i think
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>actually... maybe it's 15, i dont remember!
>but! but butt! you know the leg presses?
>you see... i have pretty strong legs!
>leg presses, i can do, like... 130lbs i think *audible grin* yeah yeah yeah, i have strong legs!
>my arms, are twigs but i have pretty strong legs, okay?
>>double your body weight!
>NO! ...im a healthy weight *laughs*
>>Essie can crush you with her thighs...
>i- *stops herself mid thought*
>honestly tho, for girls, i feel it's pretty common for women to have like, stronger legs
>i feel like people can like, MAX OUT
>the gym girls i see, they max out leg press, they are at like 200, i cannot do that, i cannot do that
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>but i will go back to the gym and maybe i will... uh... try to consistently stuck with a schedule
>it's boring tho!!
>i was doing weights but then i just switches to pilates
>i switched to at home pilates because i was so bored at the gym
>so im just going to go back to doing pilates
>i will pull up the pilates at home on my laptop and i will do that everyday
>i like pilates a lot more anyways
>>there are lots of ways to spice it up
>yeah, im gonna be like those 30yo moms who do like trampoline classes
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>i used to go on the treadmill and i would walk for a few hours while scrolling through tiktok
>and i was watching a k-drama while doing incline walking
>>essie will look like the hulk in no time
>i dont wanna look like the hulk, i just want to like, you know... be... i dunno to just maintain my body and feel healthy, you know what i mean? that's what it is

>i had a dream last night that i had to get open heart surgery and i have, whenever i dream, i have very visceral dreams so i can actually feel it happen
>i felt like eww it felts so horrible uuugh

>>you dont want a 6pack?
>not really, i'm not going to lie, i dont want a 6pack *laughs* i just want to like, *clicks tongue, winks* my waist, but i dont want a 6 pack

you are now imagining essie doing hip thrusts,
making sure that her lower body looks great