/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Okay guys seriously though when do I wake up from this nightmare and wake up to my wife Calliope hugging me in bed?

I want to wake up with her in my arms, her long flowing hair to comb my fingers through, her gorgeous face close to mine, she'd be drooling on her pillow and she would talk in her sleep. Life would be perfect if she was mine. If I woke up like this I would hug her like my life depended on it, and it would be a good six hours before I considered letting go, but I would only let go so we could get out of bed.