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Welcome back to the show with, in my opinion - which I respect - the best looking audience around. Somebody prove me wrong.

This just in.

An APEX collab between Regis Altare, Vesper Noir, and Axel Syrios was privated earlier tonight for reasons unknown. This will make the second stream in two days that was quietly removed from the Leader's channel, with the first featuring an impromptu cello concert featuring beautiful copyrighted music. While it can't be confirmed, multiple reports state the reason the recent collab was removed was due to Regis's use of the term 'Healslut' to refer to Vesper Noir, a healslut if ever there was one. I kid. What can be verified however is that Regis is turning out to be the resident bad-boy of Guild Tempus. Not wanting to be outdone in total privated streams, Axel is no doubt planning on doxxing himself again very soon.
https://holodex.net/watch/Om1HM3DkHA8

Magni Dezmond and Calliope Mori recently collab'd in a drawing stream, memorializing Hololive and Holostar members as persons of the furry persuasion. Included fursonas included Pavolia Reine and Ayunda Risu as a peacock and squirrel respectively, Axel Syrios as a chihuahua, Vesper Noir as a moose, and the Lady of Death herself as a ring-tailed lemur, among others. While the Maglord expertly tiptoe'd around and deflected whether or not he had ever drawn furry art or had ever himself been a furry, Calliope confessed that not only had she drawn furry art for a living, but had done a special comission for a skunk man with a flatulence fetish. As a public service announcement, if you have ever felt embarrassed, please remember that Mori Calliope continues to exist. With all due respects given.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZlRxK4k9e0

Early this morning, Vesper Noir completed an entire game of FTL pulling off a stunning victory on Normal Difficulty in one sitting. The stream lasted just shy of four hours but from multiple accounts only felt like one and a half. Uncle Nowa's mysterious ability to shorten time has only ever been a benefit to the talent, but femanons, please be kind, many men suffer from making ten minutes feel like two. Present company excluded, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4107zbJJYeg

Today's program is brought to you in part by Maggin Deez Ballz. They are NOT going to Mag themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3hBFw1tr0

And that's the news.

Ever want to run away? Day to day taking it's toll on you? Run away with Regis Altare singing Keshi's Skeletons, coming up next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMns_Bs3WVk

The femanons of /MANS/ ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. Radio Tempus. Of course there is. You're her. And you're still as perfect as the day we met.

Here are our top stories

Previously in a late evening drawing stream, Magni Dezmond commented on the ongoing mascot debate. Though restrictions from management prevent him from declaring a winner, the clear favorite of the Maglord himself is the precocious Mag-spider, or Mag-mite. Magni is quoted as saying he wants to "squish you like a cream filled Twinkie" and put you in his mouth and "Chew you like a Fruit Gusher." Is it raining where you are? Because I'm being told the thread humidity has increased upwards of 200%. Completely unrelated, I'm sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q774s03bo7I

Axel Syrios proves turnabout is fair play when he exposed Vesper Noir in a tit for tat two days ago during a Tabletop RPG Discussion stream. Axel claims that for as much as he's enthralled by the beautiful Nodoka, Vesper Noir is entranced by the stunning Ms. A-chan. Magni? Regis? Which one of you is it? There's just got to be somebody somewhere in this company who's attracted to Omega. She's got to be feeling a little left out on this one. In a related story, Omega would like to remind that special someone that tryouts for Holostars EN 2 remain ongoing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZJhuj9ThPc

Regis Altare showed the world he's more than a pretty face and a prettier voice when he brought out his cello mid-stream for a short impromptu concert. The songs included an excerpt from Howl's Moving Castle and La Vie en Rose, among others. Chat noted that the demon lord was absolutely killing it, which prompted his mother to say, "You mean we have to bury another one?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkwwNBReAbs

This next song is coming to you from Axel Syrios in his debut cover of Kanaria's Yoidore Shirazu, and reminds you if you're drunk on love, hey at least you're loving someone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M

And that's all for now, this is Radio Tempus saying, I'm just no good without you.

Welcome back to the program. This is Radio Tempus and I hope I'm not coming on too strong.

In a surprise move, Vesper Noir performed a guerilla stream this morning on what would have been his day off. His reasons for doing so was out of immense guilt for leaving out the third member of Guild Tempus, Axel Syrios, on his previous MS Paint Meme Stream. The reported meme was the classic Horny Grip and was inspired by Axel's "fascination" with Hololive JP staff member Nodoka. The gladiator could not be reached for comment but is presumably thinking something along the lines of "With Guildmates like these..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB3FfekyyUc

In his third Enter the Gungeon stream this morning, Regis Altare confessed to a desire to blackmail his ex-girlfriend for her father's chili recipe. Fans of the Guild Hero are shocked and dismayed, not at the Leader (it's par for the course) but at how good that chili must have tasted. Our condolences go out to Altare for the relationship that was and that last piping hot bowl of chili that was never meant to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2m32CV7TxA

Have you ever wanted to dance among the Holostars? Well Regis Altare will bring you pretty darn close with the song that burned a thousand unicorns, Frankie's Fly Me To the Moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2WdC_7pNII

More news after the break.

Regis Altare continues his sojourn into Zelda: Twilight Princess with scattered reports that he said "The N Word." While this can't be confirmed what anyone can say with confidence is, somebody got tard-wrangled. But the situation on the ground remains unclear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50dpAZOPhVE
Following the runaway success of his ancient meme stream is Vesper Noir's MS Paint Memes of Magni Dezmond and Regis Altare. Time limits kept him from completing the Guild Tempus, but he's already stated the final subject will be Axel recreated into the Horny Grip meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3TfKDe1vGE

/MANS/ what's your favorite flavor? I think mine is Black Cherry, as sung by Axel Syrios. I'll see you, after the break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mk1Hy3Ate4

/MANS/ every time I post with you is kino. I finally found that special someone, and you know that special person is you. Have you ever said I Love You to somebody when it wasn't true? Well you shouldn't, cause It's a Sin To Tell A Lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLE3f0kWjoM