/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63193724
Wait 20 minutes

BREAK IT DOWN BITCH

>>11583537
The truth comes out you PINK BITCH

ITS TIME DEADBEATS
1. Post the oldest Mori picture you have saved
2. Start timelooops from a year ago.

>>5894933
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She made Gura extremely uncomfortable during their first collab together. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She dragged the entire generation into a series of extremely boring Overcooked 2 where she just mumbled to herself the whole time forcing collab partners to pick up the slack, despite being the one to start it. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She promised Kiara that they'd do weekly Minecraft streams where they could learn the game together, collabed MC exactly once one one month later and never again. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She spent half an hour thanking superchats during her first Minecraft collab with Gura. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. Doxxed herself and then obnoxiously fake screamed into the mic the entirety of the Secret Neighbor collab. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She couldn't even be bothered to set up the game correctly for the first big Among Us collabs, was a massive anchor for the team and a wet blanket during meetings. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She was in a separate Discord channel thanking superchats during her second Among Us collab while her JP senpais all introduced themselves. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She played Lethal League with deadbeats while Ina literally stood there and watched, in what was supposed to be a Mori Ina collab. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She sulked when the punishment game comes up in Puyo Puyo Tetris, refused to take part and brought the mood down. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She was extremely and inexplicably rude to Kiara during the Takamori Q&A, nearly brought her to tears. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She didn't know the first thing about Reine during their collab together, kept calling her 'senpai' and actually thought she's a Turkey character. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Takanashi Kiara stream. According to her, Mori has overslept multiple collabs, forcing them to be delayed or rescheduled. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She spoiled the outfits for the Walfee outfit reveal collab, didn't even try during the Jeopardy rounds and just typed gibberish. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She was in a separate discord. Completely uninterested during her Clubhouse 51 stream with Kiara, Kiara even had to pull out the fucking weather deck to try and get any sort of response from Mori. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She spent 2 hours saying absolutely nothing but random autism grunts, as Kiara desperately tried to carry a conversation during their Shadowverse collab. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She barely spoke two words of Japanese during her Super Bunnyman stream with Rikka, forcing him to use English instead. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. Completely shat the bed in the highly anticipated Coco Meme Review collab, exercised her usual "awkward sperg spamming stock phrases like naruhodo instead of holding an actual conversation" shtick to its fullest as Coco became more and more desperate to get ANY kind of reaction out of her and eventually asked 75k live viewers "is she always like this?" Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She made Gura wake up early on a day she had a stream later in the day; replaced their game because it only had local play with a game that only had local play; didn't install the game anywhere between the game being changed and the actual collab; made a sleepy Gura wait 20 minutes only to have her experience about 0.5 to 2 second lag; finally settle on Phasmophobia after all this struggling. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. She collabed with anituber trash that is responsible for most of the casual fan flood from which casual doxfags and cucks who want male collabs can be traced to. Was way, way more prepared and enthusiastic for this than ANY of the collabs listed above. Great entertainer she is!
>I finally caught a Mori Calliope stream. Shows up to a literal who vtuber's birthday and never did a call in for her senpais. Great entertainer she is!

Hey Deadbeats!
Today is your boys last stream so let's make it a good one before I have to return to reaper duties. Death Sensei needs my help again and I learned so much with and through you so I will be able to excel at my reaping job now. Dont be sad that I have to go back, embrace the time we had together and my music won't go away so I will be forever with you, in a way.
Thank you for the past years and dont fret, because one day I will come for you too! Until then try to live your life to the fullest so I can harvest your soul for its full worth!
And who knows maybe if you check out some other Demons who started vtubing or made music for a long time you will catch a glimpse of your boy if you get a lucky dice roll!
I'm your Mori and I hope you'll remember me! PEACE!! :}

Nah I think my Mori is literally untouchable. While Mori might be gone, she will never be really gone.

Mori's is the cutest

>>1566909
Absolutely not. Why would I give away my position like that, ruin a perfectly good ambush? I instead hastily construct a box-propped-up-with-a-stick trap, bait it with strawberries and MCR merch, and wait.

>>1014645
Agreed.
Just be happy there isn't also multiple limited editions with various gacha and extras as well.
Imagine, the only way to get a ticket to see a live performance would be to buy multiple albums just so you can get a code to be allowed to buy a ticket. That's the idolfag life.

>>876499
The moment when she catches herself is so cute. You can't write moe this gap.

>>614906
>doesn't even have a red table cloth
Clero - 0
/vt/ Deadbraps - 444

THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE GHOSTFAGGOT
MY GIFT NOW

>>243636
>yagoo's only about 175cm (5 ft 7)
>possibly less, depending on what kind of shoes he's wearing

Calli's favorite size of man; small.