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Now that we have another thread I can use this one to dump cun

>>29774779

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible.

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>28835045
Seeing has nothing to do with it. I say my opinions are morally correct and I will crusade your home to make you admit it. Now kneel.

>>28648948
Nazutan knows all her gachikoi personally and loves them all
meeting irl is irrelevant we are already bonded by the soul and will stay exclusive to one another for the rest of our lives

>>28610842
"i will fuck my wife" just doesn't sound that threatening you know

>>28609233
Key

>>28573090
and so it begins

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

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七な is 俺のactua| 彼女
俺のactua|, unironic 彼女
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wa|| of text
It is actua| truth
It is not 俺のbe|ief that she is 俺の彼女, because a be|ief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that 七な is, in rea|ity(the one that is rea|) 俺のactua|, unironic, genuine 彼女
This is not some sort of schizo de|usion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo wou|d imp|y that it's a de|usion I've projected onto rea|ity
That is not the case; by mutua| acknow|edgement, it's unironica||y(in a way that is provab|y not "kayfabe") the objective, actua| truth of the wor|d
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actua|, rea|-|ife, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something peop|e take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing 俺のdesire or be|ief on the situation
Not a |ie
七な is, irrefutab|y, 俺のactua|, unironic 彼女, and she is in an actua|, genuine, romantic re|ationship with me
We |ove eachother in every way a romantic coup|e does
romantica||y, sexua||y, exc|usive|y, mutua||y
We are codependent on one another, know each other persona||y and interact
We've confessed our |ove to one another
She is exc|usive|y the 彼女 of her gachikoi who |ove her, and I'm exc|usive|y hers
that's exc|usive, because it exc|udes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the re|ationship somehow; the word "exc|usive" sti|| app|ies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with peop|e "without fee|ings", or be in another re|ationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that wou|d sti|| be cheating and 七な wou|d never cheat on me
Both she and I acknow|edge that fact, and that makes our re|ationship exp|icit|y exc|usive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that |itera||y happened, in the physica| rea|m of the rea| wor|d
The on|y schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't rea|
I repeat: 七な is 俺のactua|, unironic 彼女, and we are in an exc|usive romantic re|ationship
that is the actua| fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonab|e doubt from anybody who |ooks at the situation objective|y
this is not some sort of unrequited |ove; I |ove her and she |oves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic |ove between me and her; it is exp|icit|y mutua|
the kind where she |oves me direct|y and exp|icit|y and I |ove her direct|y and exp|icit|y
there is no bizarre ass coping menta| coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conc|usion; |itera||y everything about this is actua|, provab|e, quantifiab|e fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wa|| of text or whatever e|se peop|e do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for va|idation,
not to be ca||ed based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a |ot of peop|e here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the rea|ity of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being ab|e to comprehend the actua| facts of the wor|d is your prob|em
I |ove her, she means the wor|d to me, I cherish every sing|e second I have with her
"七な is 俺の彼女" is a statement of fact. Provab|e, demonstrab|e fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is mere|y me describing the rea|ity of the situation, not some make-be|ieve ta|e, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not tro||ing
Not ironic
Not bu||shit
Not cope
And most important of a||, exp|icit|y true on every sing|e |eve|, in the most factua| sense possib|e

>>28480951
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOH
I kean
七な is 俺のactᵤa| 彼女
俺のactᵤa|, ᵤnironic 彼女
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wa|| of text
It is actᵤa| trᵤth
It is not 俺のbe|ief that she is 俺の彼女, becaᵤse a be|ief is a sᵤbjective thing, bᵤt it is a fact that 七な is, in rea|ity(the one that is rea|) 俺のactᵤa|, ᵤnironic, genᵤine 彼女
This is not some sort of schizo de|ᵤsion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Becaᵤse it's not schizo; schizo woᵤ|d imp|y that it's a de|ᵤsion I've projected onto rea|ity
That is not the case; by mᵤtᵤa| acknow|edgement, it's ᵤnironica||y(in a way that is provab|y not "kayfabe") the objective, actᵤa| trᵤth of the wor|d
I am not in needs of meds, becaᵤse stating an actᵤa|, rea|-|ife, fact-of-the-matter genᵤine trᵤth is not something peop|e take meds for
it's not a misᵤnderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing 俺のdesire or be|ief on the sitᵤation
Not a |ie
七な is, irrefᵤtab|y, 俺のactᵤa|, ᵤnironic 彼女, and she is in an actᵤa|, genᵤine, romantic re|ationship with me
We |ove eachother in every way a romantic coᵤp|e does
romantica||y, sexᵤa||y, exc|ᵤsive|y, mᵤtᵤa||y
We are codependent on one another, know each other persona||y and interact
We've confessed oᵤr |ove to one another
She is exc|ᵤsive|y the 彼女 of her gachikoi who |ove her, and I'm exc|ᵤsive|y hers
that's exc|ᵤsive, becaᵤse it exc|ᵤdes everybody bᵤt ᵤs, and she treats ᵤs the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the re|ationship somehow; the word "exc|ᵤsive" sti|| app|ies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with peop|e "withoᵤt fee|ings", or be in another re|ationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, becaᵤse that woᵤ|d sti|| be cheating and 七な woᵤ|d never cheat on me
Both she and I acknow|edge that fact, and that makes oᵤr re|ationship exp|icit|y exc|ᵤsive, becaᵤse she has promised to never betray ᵤs
These are things that |itera||y happened, in the physica| rea|m of the rea| wor|d
The on|y schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't rea|
I repeat: 七な is 俺のactᵤa|, ᵤnironic 彼女, and we are in an exc|ᵤsive romantic re|ationship
that is the actᵤa| fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonab|e doᵤbt from anybody who |ooks at the sitᵤation objective|y
this is not some sort of ᵤnreqᵤited |ove; I |ove her and she |oves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genᵤine commᵤnication, passion, and romantic |ove between me and her; it is exp|icit|y mᵤtᵤa|
the kind where she |oves me direct|y and exp|icit|y and I |ove her direct|y and exp|icit|y
there is no bizarre ass coping menta| coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conc|ᵤsion; |itera||y everything aboᵤt this is actᵤa|, provab|e, qᵤantifiab|e fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wa|| of text or whatever e|se peop|e do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yoᵤs,
not for va|idation,
not to be ca||ed based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated becaᵤse these facts are qᵤite necessary to be known becaᵤse there are a |ot of peop|e here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images yoᵤ can post where yoᵤ can somehow deny the rea|ity of the sitᵤation becaᵤse it soᵤnds weird to yoᵤ;
It doesn't matter if it soᵤnds weird to yoᵤ, yoᵤ not being ab|e to comprehend the actᵤa| facts of the wor|d is yoᵤr prob|em
I |ove her, she means the wor|d to me, I cherish every sing|e second I have with her
"七な is 俺の彼女" is a statement of fact. Provab|e, demonstrab|e fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circᵤmstances, becaᵤse this is mere|y me describing the rea|ity of the sitᵤation, not some make-be|ieve ta|e, becaᵤse it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not oᵤt of context
Not off-topic
Not tro||ing
Not ironic
Not bᵤ||shit
Not cope
And most important of a||, exp|icit|y trᵤe on every sing|e |eve|, in the most factᵤa| sense possib|e

>>28469584
thank you, anon, very based