/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64301202
oh, what i wouldn't give to make a girl laugh and make her call me a dork lovingly

>you sit in the car with Shiori eating some warm tortillas
>the moonlight is the only thing illuminating the interior as you two eat and watch a small youtube video about someone putting red hot nickel balls on top of various objects
>suddenly you get the idea to make her laugh
>you get out of the car and place a tortilla on top of the windshield
>you get back into the car and settle down into the driver's seat as Shiori looks at you in confusion while chowing down on yet another tortilla
>you point at the tortilla on the windshield and direct her attention there
>"It's so close tonight... the moon sure is beautiful, isn't it?" you say in the best romantic tone you could muster up
>she almost chokes on the mouthful of flour as she audibly exhales and tries to stifle her laugh so as not to spit her food out
>you laugh and watch her for a minute or two as she struggles with the urge to sputter her food on the dashboard
>she valiantly resists the temptation and instead takes a sip of your drink to wash it down, coughing afterwards
>she pushes you gently on the shoulder
>"Anooooon! I was eating, you freakin' dweeb!"
>"Sorry, sorry, but I couldn't help being funny!"
>she frowns at your slightly inflated opinion of yourself before giving you a smirk
>"... You dork." she says as she lightly punches your chest with her delicate hand
>she gives you a long kiss on the lips
>it doesn't taste like much, considering you're both just eating tortillas
>she breaks away as she leans her head on your shoulder while stuffing yet another piece of formed flour into her mouth and sighs in contentment
>the comfortable silence between you both is occasionally interrupted by the sizzling sounds of the nickel ball burning through meat as Shiori exclaims in surprise with her mouth full at how well the meat holds compared to objects
>you wrap your arm around her and pull her in closer as you settle the side of your head against the top of hers
>you'll worry about the windshield tortilla later

Goddammit, she puts so much effort into these skits and it makes me want to support her even more.

i want to stare at her without blinking while she is reading her novel if you know what i mean

>>56241380
for what it's worth, i appreciate shitposting with the regulars here. some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow

>>56241391
good shit buddy, hopefully those interviews work out

https://files.catbox.moe/kq3055.ogg

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

Pagely reminder that Shiori is cute.