/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45735506
As a cosplay photographer, I've seen all these archetypes in one too many conventions in one too many states. Some more than others make me wish what cyanide tastes like.

"Cleared of all wrongdoings" "Savings not returned."
That's truly government indeed.

>>45457257
Indeed. Don't want to pull out all the tricks and surprises on the first go-at-it. And during the three-fourish months in between they can think of new ideas and work on their dancing. Likely Council will be boot-camping for that.

>>45372542
Dude, she didn't just orgasmed, she probably caused water damage to the shed she lives in.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".