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Holy shit how will mori ever recover

>>46494538
Ina

https://files.catbox.moe/1pl27o.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/1pl27o.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/1pl27o.mp3

>>19878505
Naruhodo

>>18599457
Me too

LEAN on hahah get it? lean?

https://youtu.be/h9c04hXwqIg?t=41
>Howdy! Hello deadbeats, how are you doing? Howdy, howdy, I gotta try and join the room, but it's time to begin. Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen guys. You do know that, like, I'm throwing for Zako cup, right? I mean I say throwing, I'm not, I'm not throwing, I say I'm throwing, I'm not really throwing, what I mean is -- here, let me show you.
>Um, what I mean is, I'm choosing the worst bike: see, I was using the Wiggler before but uh, if we want to get into Zako cup, we can't do that. "Is this a bit?" "We believe in you, Calli!" Thank you! Thank you, I did the drifting exercises that you guys told me to do which was the, um, was it 200cc, uh, doing drifts? Yeah. Yo, Gura just fought for EN honor, that was amazing!

>Uh, Shy Guy apparently sucks, so we'll go with my fave. [picks Shy Guy driver] Um, and then Wiggler is the meta, right? Okay, let's find a really shitty car that's not fast. Ooh, this looks fun! [picks Streetle kart] Okay, and then even less speed... ooh, okay, perfect! [picks Roller wheels] And then... oh yeah, this will be -- why is the acceleration so good? Fuck that! No no no, can I get no acceleration and no speed? Can I get - can I get neither of - okay, I mean, this looks fine. Lots of traction. I hope we don't get a place that's got sand!
>"Calli, why!?" What do you mean, why? I mean I still want to try, you know, but -- here's my issue, guys. Um. So, you guys know I'm Calliope "Never Last Place" Mori, yeah? So essentially what that means is that I can't be last place, but I still -- I can't TOTALLY throw it, right? I can't get 12th. I can't allow that for myself, for my pride. So we're aiming for 10th or 11th for every race, okay? 10th or 11th.
>Um, yeah, so, you know, I gotta fight -- you know, Gura is busy fighting for EN's honor in the main tournament, right, so now I have to represent for the Zako, okay? That's what I have to do, it's my destiny. So just, let me have this, you know?

WHO ELSE IS DRUNK AS FUCK RIGHT NOW?

It's so sad Mori does these streams during the early morning. If they were at night i'd be wasting myself no doubt. Nips have it so good.

>>14658509
which spectrum?

>>13885992
>actual unedited screencap of a Hololive stream
You ain't seen nothing, this is also an unedited screencap from a Hololive stream

>>13209584
Yes.

MORI IS PISSING HERSELF

>your oshi
>what are you drinking tonight?

>>6651828
I love you too my dawg. Big ups.

we are not going to see calli wearing her original outfit ever again are we?

>>2033132
deal with it, insecure faggot

>Open Mori stream
>She's making elaborate excuses to drink.
Sasuga, Mori-sama!

>>1084101
mori ofc

The doomposters were right kek