/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Arrr, what if I just blabber faster, aye, but I must see, matey, here be the thing, I need a list of tangents if I'm to speak faster, yet me brain might race ahead, and me mouth follows suit, jabberin' faster than a parrot on grog! I'm lost at sea with me own words, gaspin' for breath like a landlubber in a squall. But breathin' be like hoisting the mainsail, not the breedin' kind, mind ye! I'm chattin' about huffin' and puffin' like a ship's bosun in labor, though I ain't expectin' a little buccaneer anytime soon. Avast, let the scallywag talk, for tangents be like treasures – ye gotta let 'em flow, or ye'll have a mutiny on yer hands! Them British folk, they're keen on their crumpets, biscuits, and a good cup o' tea. They'd sooner walk the plank than have ye toss their tea overboard! And what's with fish and biscuits? 'Tis fish and chips, ye bilge rat! Arrr, I haven't even had a bite meself! Ye British lot, with yer fancy afternoon tea, ye're luckier than a barnacle on a galleon's hull. We swabs have nought but burgers, nothin' but a cowboy's grub, devoid of culture, just a slapdash meal for the trail. I'm no cowboy, I'm a sea cow, yearnin' for a taste of Dairy Queen! Blabberin' on and on, like a ship caught in the doldrums, but sometimes ye gotta let folks wander off course, like Rissa and her wild yarns. Aye, me hearties, Rissa be one to spin yarns for hours on end – we lasses had a right chatfest last eve, three hours of girly gab, by the stars! Shiver me timbers, she's a regular whirlwind, that one! Yet even if I've heard her tales a thousand times, I'll let her prattle on, for she's a true gem, aye, a treasure of the seven seas! And Biboo, she be a gamer lass with a laugh that could melt a Kraken's heart! Fauna, sweet as honeyed rum, and Iofi, aye, I wish she'd strike a P-pose more often, for a bit of merriment! And Mumei, may the winds of fortune blow fair upon her, and may we soon hoist the sails for Kraken's Quest! Arrr, these lasses, they be finer than a chest of doubloons! But beware, me hearties, for this blabbering buccaneer be nigh unto endless! Shaggy, Brando, Muramoth, be this a loop or be I sailin' in circles? 'Tis like Looping 8, but with no treasure at the end, just a dash of British wit! Loop, ye say? Blast it all, then we best give it a poke and see what happens!

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Page one OG that has never sunk so low as to comment in a chat ever since I got into chubas on JP gen 1 debut.