/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I completely understand why you need to be sold on retards. I could never understand myself before.
I thought, who would want to fuck Aqua?
Who would want to bring Aqua home and immediately, passionately kiss her, while her brain short-circuits trying to process it? Kissing her deeply until you pull away, while she can only babble wordless noises trying to say something in how excited she is.
Who would want to lift Aqua up like a bride from there, carrying her up the stairs, giving her kisses the entire time, before laying her out on the bed and taking off her dress?
Who would want to tease Aqua senseless, licking her inner legs, flicking her nipples, occasionally leaning back over her to give her another deep kiss, sending her into such a daze that she's closer to an animal in heat than an idol?
Who would want to bring their dick up to Aqua's face, and tell her to suck it? Who would enjoy her clumsy attempts, slobbering over your cock, with the only technique being her raw craving for you?
Who would want to pull away, push Aqua back down onto the bed, pull her up by her legs, and slowly fill yourself inside of her, while her heavy panting disintegrates into an elongated moan of pleasure, as her mind fully gives into heat and passion?
Who would spend the night filling Aqua out in every way you could? Who would want to mating press Aqua, lift Aqua up onto your cock and fuck her standing, slam into her from behind as she screams out her gibbering noises and lustful moans with every pump? Who would like it when she pulls you in every time you cum inside of her, begging you for more kissing, to the point where she only pulls away to breathe as she runs out of air, kissing you for so long?
Who would want to fall asleep with Aqua in a mess of each other's love, Aqua being your loving partner, who is nearly addicted to kissing you at this point? Who would enjoy it when she falls asleep in your arms, kissing you even as she falls into unconsciousness, softer and softer each time? Who would joy her finally managing to let out coherent word after the night's events just before sleeping? Who would want those soft words, whispered to you, to be
>suki, suki, suki, suki...
I can't understand how anyone would like that.

any 5ch spies awake? what's the 5ch reaction been so far?

aqua my beloved

>30k watching her grind apex for hours
>doesn't read comments, doesn't comment on her own gameplay in any meaningful way, just makes generic quips once in a while
why are people watching her again?

I can understand wanting to be married to many ,if not a grand majority of the girls in hololive. but if I one day woke up and was married to kiara I think I'd eventually just get into a huge argument and kill her.

thoughts?

>>12821673